Tuesday, November 17, 2015

November 16, 2015 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Krusty the Clown, Porno Porno Porno!
Episodes: The Crepes of Wrath, Bart vs. Thanksgiving, Selma’s Choice
Winners: Neil Arsenty

1. Neil Arsenty, 47 pts
2. I Gave My Team A Chicken, It Had No Bone, 46 pts
2. This is Simpsons Trivia, Not a Bleedin’ Splish-Splash Show, 46 pts
2. We’ll Be Gus, the Lovable Chimney Sweep! Clean as a Whistle, Sharp as a Thistle, Best in All Westminster, Yeah!, 46 pts
5. The Only Simpsons Trivia Team in Town Not Currently Under Investigation by the State, 43.5 pts
6. Manic Depressive Mouse or the Bluebird of Unhappiness, 42 pts
7. Thanks For Not Making Fun of Our Genitalia, 40 pts
8. Hired Goons, 39 pts
9. Hey, Neil’s Acting Kind of Funny. He and Mr. Simpson Split a Case of Malt Liquor, 37.5 pts
10. This is Mother Goose. The Following Cars Have Been Broken Into, 37 pts
11. Now We Play the Waiting Game. Ah, Waiting Game Sucks, Let’s Play Simpsons Trivia, 36.5 pts
12. The Team Where the Women are Robust, The Men are Pink-Cheeked, and The Children Are Pink-Cheeked and Robust, 35.5 pts
12. William T Burgheart Bowling Explosion (A Memorial), 35.5 pts
14. The Popes of Chili Town, 34.5 pts
15. The Kids Can Call This Team HoJu, 34 pts
15. Y6le, 34 pts
17. Daddy’s Chubby Little Secret, 33 pts
18. Sounds Like You’re Living for Your Team Name, Simplifyyyyyyyyy man!, 32.5 pts
19. We Have Lots of Names for This Team. Bums, Deadbeats, Losers, Scums of the Earth. We'd Like to Sweep This Team into the Gutter, or If Already in the Gutter to Some Other Out of the Way Place, 32 pts
20. They're Depressing. Their Ragged Clothes, They're Crazy, They Smell Bad, so Every Year on One Conscience-Saving Day, We Toss These People a Bone, A Turkey Bone, and That's Supposed to Make It All Better, 30.5 pts
20. The Team That Gets Results, You STUPID CHIEF!, 30.5 pts
20. Who Won? The LOSERS? No, They Lost, 30.5 pts
23. Hello, Neil, You’re Quite Good At Turning Me On, 29.5 pts
24. Chairman Moe’s Magic Wok, 29 pts
25. Nude Photos of Whoopi Goldberg, 27.5 pts
26. Troy McClure and the Fish, 24.5 pts
27. OJ Something, 22 pts
28. Your Team has Selected Regicide. If You Know the Name of the King or Queen Being Murdered, Press 1, 21 pts
29. Skinner and Patty’s Love Children, 15.5 pts

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