Wednesday, November 26, 2014

November 24th, 2014 - Vancouver

Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf
Episodes: Deep Space Homer, Marge on the Lam, Homer's Phobia
Categories: Troy McClure, Politics
Winner: Eat Up Martha

Final Standings:
1. Eat up Martha 45 pts
2. Team of the Harpies! 39 pts
3. The 9th bearded infantry 35.5 pts
4. Rowdy Roddy Peepers 35 pts
5. Team Slender Vittles 33 pts
6. Tis' a fine trivia team, but sure tis' no pool, English. 33 pts
7. The Denver Broncos 33 pts
8. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel 32 pts
9. Ben Control 32 pts
10. Handsome Aaron Groening + 1 31 pts
11. Warren! Melvin! Gary! Dot! Gordie! 29.5 pts
12. This one team seems to love the speedo man! 29 pts
13. Sisters are doin it for themselves 28 pts
14. Albany Steamed Hams 26 pts15. Milpool 24 pts
16. Jim Nabors is way cool 23 pts
17. The Triple Bypass 20.5 pts
18. M.C. Safety and the Caution Crew 20 pts
19. Dental Plan 18.5 pts

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

November 11th, 2014-Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish, Trash of the Titans, Sideshow Bob Roberts
Categories: Sideshow Bob, Politics
Winner: The Nelsons Feat. The Team Who's Breath Reeks of Beer and Pretzelled Bread

1. The Nelsons Feat. The Team Who's Breath Reeks of Beer and Pretzelled Bread 48.5 pts
2. Sex Cauldron 48 pts
3. The First NON-Brazilian Team to Win Simpsons Trivia 45 pts
4. Chris, When You Participate in Simpsons Trivia, It's Not Whether You Win or Lose, It's How Drunk You Get 43.5 pts
5. The Starting Lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers 41 pts
6. We're the Stupid Morons with Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell and We Like to Kiss Our Own Butts 40.5 pts
7. This Team Name Has Been Replaced by the Benevolent General Krull. All Hail Krull. Sincerely, Little Team. 40 pts
8. All the Kids in the Cadillac Lounge are SOBs 39 pts
9. This Elusive Team Continues to Thumb Their Noses at the Authorities. Swagging About in Garish New Hats, They Seem to Say, "Look At Us, Chris Brazeau, We Have New Hats!" 38.5 pts
10. The Hired Goons Named Rory Calhouns 38 pts
11. Simpsons Trivia is a Sham! It Was Originally Conceived in 1922 as an Excuse to Beat Up on the Irish 37.5 pts
12. Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the 3 Demons You Must Slay if You Wish To Succeed In Trivia. 37 pts
13. The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence 34.5 pts
14. The Head Bee Guys 34 ots
14. Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great Frisco Freakout 34 pts
16. Don't Touch Willy (Good Advice) 33.5 pts
16. I'm On-A-Rolla-Gay 33.5 pts
18. Can I Borrow a Team Name? 32 pts
19. Nobody Snuggles With This Team; You Strap Yourself In and Feel the G's 31.5 pts
20. The Year Was 1968… 31 pts
21. Krusty's Personal Swabs 30.5 pts
21. The Team That Pities the Fool Who Don't Phone Home 30.5 pts
23. Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You Know What 29.5 pts
23. Sit Perfectly Still. Only WE May Dance 29.5 pts
25. The Coffee Flavored Beverines 29 pts
26. Wang Computers 27 pts
26. Man Alive! There are Men Alive in Here. 27 pts
28. The Contrabulous Faptraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel 26 pts
29. Well, We're Not Quite a Mop, and We're Not Quite a Puppet, but Man! (laughter) So To Answer Your Question, We Don't Know... 24.5 pts
29. Open Faced Club Sand Wedge 24.5 pts
31. The "Flying" Hellfish 24 pts
31. The Ol' Sugar Me Do 24 pts
33. The Team Name That Gets Slightly Less Funny Every Time You Hear It 23.5 pts
33. The B Sharps feat. The No Homers 23,5 pts
35. We're Better Than Dirt. Well, Most Kinds of Dirt. Not That Fancy Store-Bought Dirt. We Can't Compete With That Stuff. 23 pts
35. Handsome Homer Simpson +3 (Give or Take) 23 pts
35. Bring Back Conan 23 pts
35. Remember When We Went to Simpsons Trivia and We Forgot How to Drive? 23 pts
39. Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages 22.5 pts
39. A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name 22.5 pts
41. Frank Grimes Minor in Determination Scholars 21.5 pts
42. Damn Hell Ass Kings 21 pts
43. The Globex Corporation 20 pts
44. The Former Gophers 19 pts
45. The Neglectorinos 18.5 pts
45. Yvan Eht Nioj 18.5 pts
47. CompuHyperGlobalMegaNet 18 pts
47. I'm a Stupid Moron With an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt 18 pts
47. Planet Express 18 pts
47. Where's My Burrito? 18pts
51. Nuke-ular. It's Pronounced Nuke-ular. 17 pts
52. Purple Monkey Dishwasher 16.5 pts
53. Hark to the Tale of Nelson and the Team He Loved So Dear 16 pts
53. Put It In H! 16 pts
55. Flamin' Hoes 14 pts
55. Ippy and Dippy 14 pts
57. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team 12 pts
57. Allied Biscuit 12 pts
59. Marge! The Doll is Trying to Kill Me and the Toaster's Been Laughing At Me 10 pts
60. Sometimes I Think You WANT To Fail 9 pts
60. The United Steel Workers of America 9 pts
62. Santa's Little Helpers 7.5 pts
63. SMRT 5.5 pts
64. Purple Drapes 3.5 pts

Monday, November 17, 2014

November 17, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Bart vs. Thanksgiving, Burn, Baby Burns, Homer Goes to College
Categories: Ned Flanders, Advice and Lessons
Winner: Our Team is Easily the Equal of William Dawes or Even Samuel Otis

1. Our Team is Easily the Equal of William Dawes or Even Samuel Otis, 48 pts
2. That Neil Arsenty, Well-Read and Just a Little Bit Wild, If Only Someone Could Tame Him, 47.5 pts
3. A Thin Stew Made of Fish, Vegetables, Prawns, Coconut Milk and Four Kinds of Rice, 46.5 pts
4. Das Trivia Team Is Ein Nuisance Team, 45 pts
5. Brownest of the Brown Liquors, 44 pts
5. Touch A Butt, Go to Jail, 44 pts
7. Y6le, 43.5 pts
8. Can I Have the Keys to the Car, Lover? I Want to Change Teams, 43 pts
9. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician and a Statisician, 42.5 pts
9. This Old Team, She Ain't What She Used to Be, Ain't What She Used to Be, Ain't What She Used to Be, 42.5 pts
11. Damn Wiener Kids, 42 pts
12. Smooth Jimmy Apollo's Lock of the Week, 41.5 pts
13. Team Discovery Channel, 41 pts
14. Dear Neil, Our Team Has Been Overthrown and Replaced By the Benevolent General Krull. All Hail Krull and His Glorious New Regime. Sincerely, Little Girl, 40.5 pts
15. The Springfield 9th Bearded Infantry, 40 pts
15. Underaged Kids Drinking Beer Without a Permit, 40 pts
17. Byron, Rob and a Little Green Spaceman Named Osmodiar That Only Homer Can See, 39.5 pts
17. Shine-O Ball-O, 39.5 pts
19. No, What Our Team Has a Romantic Abnormality, One So Unbelievable That It Must Be Hidden From the Public at All Costs, 37.5 pts
20. Hey, That Team Looks Like Princess Di! Aw, Wait, It's Just a Pile of Rags, 37 pts
21. Let's Bee Friends, 36.5 pts
22. Behold the Ravages of Age, 35 pts
22. Company L, 35 pts
22. Too Many Grandmas, 35 pts
25. Hooray for Everything!, 34.5 pts
26. We Are the Lizard Team!, 34 pts
27. The Seat Moisteners from Sector 7G, 33 pts
28. Pure West, 32.5 pts
28. The Smaller Apes of Candy Apple Island, 32.5 pts
30. Stupid Sexy Flanders, 31.5 pts
31. Sandal Wearing Goldfish Tenders, 31 pts
31. Speedway Squad (In Color), 31 pts
31. Thank You Lord for this Bountiful PENIS, 31 pts
34. Do Not Touch Willy, 30 pts
35. William Faulkner's Pipe Gags, 29.5 pts
36. The Pöpli Kids (I Just Hate Them So Much), 29 pts
37. Lisa Needs Braces, 27 pts
38. Vassar Girlhood Dreams, 26 pts
39. Cranberry Sauce a la Bart, 25.5 pts
40. Gotta Nuke Something, 21.5 pts
41. One Team, No Ducks, 18 pts
42. Team Gorgeous/Team Presentable/Team Gruesome/Team Moe, 16.5 pts
43. America's 17th Line of Defense Between the Mississippi National Guard and the League of Women Voters, 15.5 pts
44. Christ Punchers, 11.5 pts
45. Pin Pals, 2.5 pts

Monday, November 10, 2014

November 6, 2014 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Chief Wiggum; Words of Wisdom
Episodes: O Brother, Where Art Thou?; Brother from Another Series; My Sister, My Sitter
Wait! Don't Be Fooled! It's Just a Regular Dan with a Stupid Cheap Hat! He Still Embodies All the Awful Stereotypes He Did Before!

Final Standings:
1. Wait! Don't Be Fooled! It's Just a Regular Dan with a Stupid Cheap Hat! He Still Embodies All the Awful Stereotypes He Did Before!,  47.5 pts

2. The King Biscuit Flower Hour, 47 pts
3. Stealers of the Money from the Church Collection Plate, 44 pts
4. This Team Never Learned How World War 2 Ended... We Won!!, 43.5 pts
5. Whaddaya Meaaaan the Bank's Out of Money!, 42 pts
6. Ok, Let's Make a Pact, This is Going to Be the Best Trivia Ever, or We'll All Agree to Disband and Join Other Teams, 42 pts
7. We work and we slave and we steal just enough for a sweet lick of that shiny brass ring. Don't we get a lick? Doesn't this team get a lick!, 40 pts
8. Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, 39 pts
9. Pot Smoking, Illiterate, Tax Cheating, Wife Swaping Spend O Crats, 38 pts
10. Team Gorgeous, Team Presentable, Team Gruesome, Team Moe, 37.5 pts
11. The Doodletown Pipers, 37 pts
12. The Team that knows that these children have no future!, 37 pts
13. Friends of the Highway and Bird Sanctuary, 36.5 pts
14. Gloria Vanderbuilt Out for Revenge, 36 pts
15. Now play classical gas, 35.5 pts
16. Osaka Orangeaid Concern, 34.5 pts
17. Senor Dan no es macho, es solamente un borracho, 32 pts
18. Fireworks Factory, 31.5 pts
19. Now Mommy's stupid!, 31.5 pts
20. We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears, 30 pts
21. Mine bratwurst has a first name its f r i t z, mine bratwurst has a second name s c h n a c k e n p f e f f e r h a u s e n, 29 pts
22. The older balder fatter team, 28 pts
23. Works on contingency? No! Money Down!, 27.5 pts
24. The Presidents Neck is Missing 26.5 pts
25. Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator, 26.5 pts
26. Stupid Babies Need the Most Attention!, 26 pts
27. Twirling toward freedom, 26 pts
28. A division of matusmora fishworks and tambaichiri heavy manufacturing concern, 25.5 pts
29. Kwyjibo, 24.5 pts
30. Blood Bath and Beyond, 23.5 pts
31. The Thompsons, 23.5 pts
32. Mine bratwurst has a first name its f r i t z, mine bratwurst has a second name s c h n a c k e n p f e f f e r h a u s e n, (Yes we weirdly had two teams with this name), 23 pts
33. A Team Named Selma, 22 pts
34. The bus that couldn't slow down, 21 pts
35. Ethnic Mismatch comedy #645 20.5 pts
36. Gamblor, 19.5 pts
37. Sex farm for sex hookers, 19.5 pts
38. Mr. Snrub, 19.5 pts
39. Deep British Sexuality, 17.5 pts
40. The Denver Broncos, 17 pts

Sunday, November 9, 2014

November 4, 2014 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror IV, Treehouse of Horror VI
Character Spotlight: Marge
Winner: Nachos - Flanders' Style (aka Stupid Trivia Hosts Need The MOST Attention!)

Final Standings:
1. Nachos - Flanders Style (aka Stupid Trivia Hosts...)    47
2. Compuglobalhypermeganet                                                  46
3. The Christ Punchers                                                               44
4. The Dreaded Rear Admirals                                                 40.5
5. Go Banana                                                                                 39
6. Team Potassium Benzoate                                                    37.5
7. Here Come the Pretzels                                                          36
8. The Major Players Down At The Sewing Store               35.5
9. Single People DO Eat Crackers                                            35
10. It Says Here We're 'RATT'                                                   34.5
11. Globex Corporation                                                                33
12. Huffnagle                                                                                  32.5
13. The Rygallians                                                                        30.5
14. That Guy In a Red Blazer                                                      28.5
15. Evergreen Terrorist                                                                 27
16. To Pronounce It Correctly, We Would Have to Remove Your Tongue  23.5
17. Dr. Nick                                                                                     22.5
18. Biclops                                                                                       13
19. Santas Little Helpers                                                             11.5
20. Erotic Cakes                                                                               4