Tuesday, April 22, 2014

April 21, 2014 - Vancouver

Location: Simply Delicious
Episodes: Three Men and A Comic Book, Last Exit to Springfield, A Fish Called Selma
Categories: Guest Stars, Mr. Burns
Winner: The Gay Robots From Star Wars

Final Standings:
1. The Gay Robots From Star Wars, 42.5 pts
2. A Single Plum, Floating In Perfume, Served In A Man's Hat, 40 pts
3. This Circle Is You, 38.5 pts
3. The Most Cromulents, 38.5 pts
5. The Erotic Adventures Of Hercules, 34 pts
6. Handsome Derek Trowell Plus One, 33.5 pts
7. Red Blazer Realty, 32 pts
8. The Mayor Quimby For Mayor Mayoral Committee, 31 pts
8. Our Team Name Is Otto, 31 pts
8. Team Discovery Channel, 31 pts
11. The "Any" Key, 28 pts
12. Bovine University, 27.5 pts
13. The Christ Punchers, 27 pts
14. Sex Cauldron, 25.5 pts
15. Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag, 24.5 pts
16. The Denver Broncos, 21 pts
17. The Chazwozzers, 20.5 pts
18. The Mighty Pigs, 19.5 pts
19. The Mediocre Presidents, 18 pts
20. Starland Vocal Band, 15 pts
20. The Guatemalan Insanity Peppers, 15 pts
22. Timmy O'Toole's Dental Plan, 14.5 pts
23. The Thrillho's 69, 11 pts
23. Discovery Channel, 11 pts
25. The Fantastipotamuses, 10.5 pts
26. The Dropouts, 8 pts

April 21, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: In Marge We Trust, Lemon of Troy, Homer's Triple Bypass
Categories: Martin Prince, Monkeys
Winner: The Entire Score of the HMS Pinafore

Final Standings:
1. The Entire Score of the HMS Pinafore, 45 pts
2. This Place Has Got Old Man Stink, 44 pts
3. That's Nothing. This Team Can Hear Pudding, 43.5 pts
4. Team Agnes. It Means Lamb! Lamb of God!, 40.5 pts
5. Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery, 40 pts
6. Mein Bratwurst Has a Second Name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N, 38.5 pts
7. Forfteen Percent of P is for Psycho, 37.5 pts
8. Works on Contingency? No, Money Down!, 35 pts

9. Alcoholics, The Unemployable, Angry Loners, 34 pts
9. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret, 34 pts
11. Squirrel-Crushing, Deer-Smacking Driving Machine, 33.5 pts
12. Paving the Way for Jefferson Starship, 32.5 pts
13. All Creatures Great and Cheap, 32 pts
14. The Bart, The, 31.5 pts
15. Happiness is a Naked Steve Allen, 30 pts
16. Let Arby's Deal with It, 28.5 pts
17. Radio Bart, 26.5 pts
18. Krabappel's Crabapples, 25.5 pts
19. Can I Borrow a Team Name?, 24 pts
20. Free Pizza, 23 pts
21. Loudmouth Lisa, 22 pts
22. L'il Lisa's Patented Animal Slurry, 21.5 pts
23. Perfectly Cromulent Team, 19.5 pts
24. Can I Borrow a Feeling?, 11.5 pts

April 8, 2014 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: So It's Come To This: A Simpsons Clip Show, Lisa the Vegetarian, Radioactive Man
Categories: Fat Tony, Food
Winner: The Nelsons Featuring I Wager This Team Is Some Variety Of Walking Clock

Final Standings:
1. The Nelsons Featuring I Wager This Team Is Some Variety Of Walking Clock, 44 pts
2. Now We Know We're Not The Best Trivia Team. In Fact, When Chris Is Up There Blah Blah Blahing, We're Usually Doodling Or Mentally Undressing The First Place Team, 43.5 pts
3. The Team Of The Future Where Nothing Can Possib-lie Go Wrong, 41.5 pts
4. The Beer Barons, 40.5 pts
5. Sex Cauldron, 40 pts
6. Each Win Brings Us Closer To God. Catch Us, Lord, Catch Us!, 39 pts
7. Eastern Europe's Favourite Cat And Mouse Team, 38.5 pts
7. One Thing's For Sure: This Team Does Exist, 38.5 pts
9. Maybe It's The Beer Talking, Chris, But You Got A Butt That Won't Quit. They Got These Big Chewy Pretzels Here ajwyfuasdfhgasdf Five Dollars? Get Outta Here, 38 pts
9. The Mur-Diddly-Urderers, 38 pts
11. The Dateless Wonders, 37.5 pts
12. The Recruiters For The Springfield Communist Party, 37 pts
13. Hi Chris, The Studio Sent Me To Talk To You, Being A Former Simpsons Trivia Host Myself And The #1 Box Office Draw From 1939 to 1940, 36 pts
13. The Team That Brought Enough Gazpacho For All, 36 pts
13. You Want Us To Ask The Cast This Trivia Question, And Have The Cat Tell You The Answer? 'Cause The Cat's Gonna Get It, 36 pts
16. My Team's A Box! Damn You, A Box!!, 35.5 pts
16. The Team That's Actually A Peninsula, 35.5 pts
18. This Team Killed The Original Alfalfa, 33.5 pts
19. Kids, Let Me Tell You About Another So-Called "Wicked" Tean. They Had Long Hair And Some Wild Ideas, And They Didn't Always Do What Other People Thought Was Right. And That Team's Name Was.I Forget. But The Point IsI Forget That Too. Chris, You Know Who I'm Talking About? They Used To Drive That Blue Car, 33 pts
20. Leader Beans, 32.5 pts
21. Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, 31.5 pts
21. Pure. West., 31.5 pts
23. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampires, 31 pts
23. The Sons Of The Guy Who Played Huggy Bear, 31 pts
25. Hired Goons?, 30.5 pts
25. People Who Look Like Things, 30.5 pts
27. Andrew's Got Rehearsal, 29.5 pts
27. The Big Book Of British Smiles, 29.5 pts
29. Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm Looking For Amanda Huggenkiss? Ah, Why Can't I Find Amanda Huggenkess?, 28.5 pts
30. The Chair Recognizes The Little Team With The Gleam Of Hope In Their Eyes, 27.5 pts
31. In This County It Makes You Look Like A Pervert, But Every Single Scottish Person Does It, 27 pts
31. Man Alive, There Are Men Alive In Here, 27 pts
31. The Wiener Patrol, 27 pts
34. Rosencarl And Gildenlenny, 26 pts
35. Professor P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Teammagorium And Great American Steakery, 25.5 pts
36. Cadillac Doesn't Work On A Contingency Basis? No, Money Down!, 25 pts
37. Professor P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium And Great American Steakery, 23.5 pts
38. Lousy Smarch Weather, 22 pts
39. The I Didn't Do It Dancers, 21 pts
40. We Are Familiar With The Works of Pablo Naruda, 20.5 pts
41. The Best Damn Pet Shop In Town, 20 pts
41. Welcome Thrillho, 20 pts
41. Workers & Parasites, 20 pts
44. Team Birthday Boy Or Girl, 18 pts
45. So I Says To Mabel I Says, 17 pts
46. The Party Posse, 15 pts
47. A Team Full Of Hope And Some Cement, 14 pts
47. Stop! Stop! We're Already Dead, 14 pts
49. Stampy, 11.5 pts
50. British Invasion, 7.5 pts

April 3, 2014 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: And Maggie Makes Three, The Trouble With Trillions, Homer The Smithers
Categories: Ralph Wiggum, Things We Learned From The Simpsons
Winner: If Loving Simpsons Trivia Is Lame, Then I Guess We're Just A Big Lame

Final Standings:
1. If Loving Simpsons Trivia Is Lame, Then I Guess We're Just A Big Lame, 47 pts (won tiebreaker)
2. Dans, We Represent The Estate of Jimmy Durante, We Have A Court Order Demanding An Immediate Halt To This Unauthorized Imitation, 47 pts
3. Carpenter Ant, Nurse Shark, and Lawyer Bird, 44.5 pts
4. Three Comely Lasses Of Virtue True, 42 pts
5. Stupid Team, You Go Squish Now, 41 pts
6. Butthead Memorial Trivia Team, 40 pts
7. The Erotic Awakening Of S, 39.5 pts
8. Allied Biscuit, 39 pts
9. C'est Troy Bien, 38 pts
10. The Neglecterinos, 37.5 pts
11. Hi Everybody!, 37 pts
12. Sampsons Trivia…?, 36 pts
13. We Need More Pretzels, Repeat, Pretzels, 35.5 pts
14. Who Likes The Doobie Brothers? 'Cause We Got One Of Them!, 34.5 pts
14. The Liquor Lads, 34.5 pts
16. Princskipper Skimper, Prim Nickle Skimster, I Found Something, 33 pts
16. (the sound a baby ox makes), 33 pts
18. I Don't Know You But Yes, 32.5 pts
19. A Couple Of Little Rory Calhouns, 32 pts
20. Him Card Read Good, 30.5 pts
21. The Fun Boys, 30 pts
21. It Was The Most I Ever Threw Up And It Changed My Life Forever, 30 pts
23. A Mathematician, A Different Kind Of Mathematician, And A Statistician, 27 pts
23. Team Discovery Channel, 27 pts
25. One Of Those Egg Council Creeps, 26 pts
25. Acme Grease & Shovel, 26 pts
27. Little Timmy & The Shebangs, The Shebangs, and The New Shebangs Featuring Big Timmy, 24.5 pts
27. The Trivia Is A Part Of Us All, A Part Of Us All, A Part Of Us All, 24.5 pts
29. Jacuzzi Suit, 24 pts
30. Griddle Me This, 23 pts
31. The Langdon Algers, 21.5 pts
32. The Stonecutters, 16.5 pts
33. Valar Morghulis, 13.5 pts
34. Gold, Not Silver, 12 pts
35. Nachos, Flanders Style, 10.5 pts
36. Cookie Kwan's West Side Enforcers, 10 pts
37. Fans Of The Family Guy, 9 pts

April 1, 2014 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar
Episodes: Homer At The Bat, Homer The Great
Winner: Compuglobalhypermeganet

Final Standings: 
1. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 45.5 pts
2. Steamed Hams, 43.5 pts3. Wuzzle Wazzle, 38 pts4. The Team With Bees In Their Mouths, 36 pts5. There's Your Answer, Fishbulb, 35.5 pts6. Quit Stalling, What's the Plan?, 30.5 pts7. No Homers, 28.5 pts8. The Gay Robots from Star Wars, 28 pts9. The Al Gore Dolls, 28 pts10. Look Who's Oinking, 25 pts11. Gay for Moleman, 21.5 pts12. Geniuses At Work, 17.5 pts13. Skinner's Winners, 7.5 pts