Friday, March 13, 2020

March 11th 2020 - Toronto


Location : The Hideout
Categories : Teachers, Education
Episodes : Marge In Chains, 30 Minutes Over Tokyo, Homer vs The 18th Amendment
Winners : Children, Remain Calm! The Hideout Has Just Been Invaded! I Repeat, the Hideout Has Just Been Invaded! The Disputed Bar Lies Here, Off The Coast of Bathurst Street.

Matt Smith was not present. Next month maybe there will be 2 winners of the The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence ?

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1.  Children, Remain Calm! The Hideout Has Just Been Invaded! I Repeat, the Hideout Has Just Been Invaded! The Disputed Bar Lies Here, Off The Coast of Bathurst Street. - 46 pts

2. You Crazy Team, I Don't Know Whether to Eat You or Kiss You - 44.5 pts

3. Our Trivia Team is Not Communist-We May Be Liars, Pigs, Idiots, Communists, But We Are NOT Porn Stars - 44 pts

4. We're A White Team, Age 18-49. Everyone Listens To Us, No Matter How Wrong Our Answers Are! - 43 pts

5. Uh Hmm, How About...Ghost Mutt? - 40.5 pts

6. Half Inflated Dark Lords - 39.5 pts

7. Lincoln Squirrel Body Chalk Outline - 37 pts

8. No, Ben, No! - 36 pts

9. We Never Once Washed Our Hands-That Is Your Policy, Not Ours! - 32.5 pts

9. Eat Up Martha - 32.5 pts

11. There Sure Are A Lot Of Ugly People In This Trivia Contest-Ooh! Look At That One - 31.5 pts

12. The Lima Beans That Look Like The Leader - 30.5 pts

13. Unpossible!? Woozle Wuzzle - 30 pts

14. Don't Mess With Me, I Have Jimmies - 27 pts

15. The Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes - 22.5 pts

16. The Lesson Is Never Try - 22 pts

17. It's Only A Two Alarm Team Name, Two And A Half Tops! - 21.5 pts

18. Woo Hoo! Look At That Blubber Fly! - 15.5 pts

19. Team Discovery Channel - 13.5 pts

20. Chazwazzas - 9 pts

21. Praying Mojos - 8 pts

22. Compuglobalhypermeganet - 7 pts

23. Dirty Immigrants + One! - 4.5 pts

Wednesday, February 26, 2020

February 24th, 2020 - Detroit



Location :  Tipsy McStagger's
Categories : Apu, Romance/Heartbreaks
Episodes : Principal Charming, Cape Feare, Lemon of Troy
Winners: Movementarians

1. Movementarians - 46.0
2. Born to Runner Up - 44.5
3. Who Wants a Bathtub Mint Julip - 44.1
4. Damn Hell Ass Kings - 44.0
5. Pi is Exactly 3 - 42.5

Saturday, February 15, 2020

February 12th, 2020 - Toronto


Location :  The Hideout
Categories : Moe, Inappropriate/Mistimed Songs
Episodes : I Love Lisa, The Day The Violence Died, The Way We Was
Winners : Children, Remain Calm. The Hideout Has Just Been Invaded. I Repeat: The Hideout Has Just Been Invaded! The Disputed Bar Lies Here, Off the Coast of Bathurst Street.(TIE BREAKER WINNER)
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Children, Remain Calm. The Hideout Has Just Been Invaded. I Repeat: The Hideout Has Just Been Invaded! The Disputed Bar Lies Here, Off the Coast of Bathurst Street.

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Children, Remain Calm. The Hideout Has Just Been Invaded. I Repeat: The Hideout Has Just Been Invaded! The Disputed Bar Lies Here, Off the Coast of Bathurst Street. - 45.5 dpts
2. Our Team Won Simpsons Trivia on Two Non-Consecutive Occasions - 45.5 pts
3. There's Nothing More Exciting Than Trivia. You Get All the Fun of Sitting Still, Being Quiet, Writing Down Answers, Paying Attention. Trivia Has It All! - 45 pts
4. Sex Cauldron - 43 pts
5. Who Are We? Let's Just Say We're Concerned Prudes With a Lot of Time on Our Hands - 42.5 pts
6. Our Team Has Nothing to Offer You But Our Love - 41 pts
7. To You, Chris, My Bubbly, Long-Necked, Beechwood-Aged Lover - 40.5 pts
8. My Precious Coronavirus! They Never Harmed a Soul! They Never Had the Chance! - 40 pts
9. Every Team Who's Found True Love May Leave Early Today - 38.5 pts
10. Lovematic Grampas - 37 pts
11. A Bunch of Cats Taped Together - 36.5 pts
12. Ethnic Mismatch Team #644 - 35 pts
13. Cesspool on the Potomac - 34 pts
14. Armin's Frozen Team, Armin's Copy of Swank - 31.5 pts
15. Eat the Pudding! - 29 pts
15. Whoop-Dee-Do Simpsons Trivia! Everyone Who's Found True Love May Leave Trivia Early Today! - 29 pts
17. The Queens of the Harpies - 28.5 pts
17. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 28.5 pts
19. In Your Face, Space Coyote! - 28 pts
19. Krusty Bitches!! - 28 pts
21. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Team - 25.5 pts
22. Feels Like I'm Getting No Points at All, No Points at All, No Points at All... - 24 pts
22. My Team is Also Named Bort - 24 pts
24. Thorn Valley Roses - 23.5 pts
25. Alumni of the Hollywood Upstairs Medical College - 20 pts
26. I'm Never Washing This Hand Again - 19.5 pts
26. The Be Sharps - 19.5 pts
26. Up and Atom! - 19.5 pts
29. Team Discovery Channel - 19 pts
30. Trivia!? At This Time of Year? At This Time of Day? Localized Entirely Within This Bar? - 16 pts
31. Dental Plan - 9.5 pts
32. Diablo Canyon 2 - 8.5 pts
33. Queens of Summertime - 6 pts






















Thursday, February 6, 2020

February 3, 2020 - Hamilton





Location:  Levity Comedy Club, Hamilton
Winner:  Tie - Gerry Hall is NOT a Trivia Host.  He might be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a trivia host...but he is NOT a porn star; The Popli Kids
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  I call him Gerry and I will snatch the answer from his neon claws.

1. Gerry Hall is NOT a Trivia Host.  He might be a liar, a pig, 
an idiot, a trivia host...but he is NOT a porn star                         47.5    
1. The Popli Kids                                                                                    47.5
3. Stupid Gerry garbage face                                                      44
4. Gerry Hall doesn't need companionship.  He needs to be 
isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients 
he has tha might be extracted for our team's personal use.          42.5
5. The Blind Strawberry Alarm Clock Homers                               42
6. And a special award goes to the trivia host who clearly 
had no help from his parents - Gerry Hall!                                   42
7. Prez sez: Trivia is for losers                                                     41
8. The president's neck is missing!                                              40
9. Everything's coming up Thrillho                                               39.5
10. Firecrackers, the silent killer!                                                   38
11. We didn't get last place.  I'm so full of not shame                    37.5
12. $50 Wow!  That Gerry's got more bread than a prison
meatloaf.                                                                                      37
13.I call him Gerry and I will snatch the answer from his 
neon claws                                                                                   37
14. Here are some words that rhyme with Gerry: Carry
Hairy, Actuary...                                                                            35.5
15. Okay Nibbles, chew through my ball sack                              30
16. Look Who's Oinking                                                               28.5
17. John Denver Christmas Special                                             23
                                                                       5

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

January 27th, 2020 - Detroit, MI


Location : Tipsy McStagger's
Categories : Musical Guest Stars, Celebrations/Festivals
Episodes : Bart Gets Famous, The Secret War of Lisa Simpson, Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
Winners: Damn Hell Ass Kings

1. Damn Hell Ass Kings - 45
2. Pi is Exactly 3 - 42.5
3. I Love the Night Life with Clever New Lyrics - 39.5
4. Kevin Don't Care - 35.5
5. Pin Pals - 34.5
6. Mark & Mindy - 32.5
7. Lisa's Saxes with Asses - 7

Sunday, January 19, 2020

January 18th , 2020 - Calgary


Location : Dickens PubCategories : Snake, My Face When
Best Team Name: The team that’s always sitting and drinking and spilling
Episodes : Mother Simpson, The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochy Show, Homer vs Patty & Selma
Winners: A certain agitator, lets call him Joey Jo Jo Jr S. No that’s too obvious. Let’s say JJJJ Shabadoo
  1. A certain agitator, lets call him Joey Jo Jo Jr S. No that’s too obvious. Let’s say JJJJ Shabadoo 48
  2. Budget college pep squad, now by popular demand with 50% less pep 47
  3. The Popli Kids 46
  4. I’ve spent the last 3 hours at Simpsons trivia. Forced to subsist on a thin memory made of 3-eyed fish, 3 pound of frozen shrimp, coconut milk and four episodes of treehouse of horror. I went nearly mad trying to think of answers but we just couldn’t get the questions right 43.5
  5. What are those clowns at Simpsons trivia up to now? What a bunch of clowns 43.5
  6. Why must you turn this pub into a house of lives? 42
  7. The people at Simpsons trivia are NOT geeks... 44
  8. Little Rudigers 41.5
  9. The team that’s always sitting and drinking and spilling 40
  10. Can’t we have one trivia night that doesn’t end in us digging up a corps? 39.5
  11. Lester and Eliza 39.5
  12. The birds and the bees who are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding 38.5
  13. Homersexual 28.5
  14. Dignity 24.5

Saturday, January 11, 2020

January 8th , 2020 - Toronto


Location : The Hideout
Categories : Agnes Skinner, Birthdays!
Episodes : Mayored To The Mob, Homer The Vigilante, Bart After Dark
Winners : Our Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless!
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence: This is the Moment We've Feared People. Many of You Thought It Would Never Happen But I Insisted We Spend Two Hours Every Morning Training For It. You All Thought I Was Mad. Many of You Requested to be Transferred to Another Trivia Event. But Now We...

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1. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless! - 48 pts
2. What Kind of Stupid Wiener Team Name is #1? - 45.5 pts
3. Miscellaneous, Etc. - 44 pts
4. It Was the Most We Ever Threw Up, and it Changed Simpsons Trivia Forever - 43.5 pts
5. Your Teenage Son or Daughter Will Think Our Team Name is Very Cool - 41.5 pts
6. Sex Cauldron - 40.5 pts
7. Smithers, It's Almost Gametime. Where the Devil are My Ringers? Sir, Matt Smith May Not Live Through the Night, Chris Blackwell is Looking at 6 Consecutive Life Sentences, and Tischa Singh Seems to Have Vanished Off the Face of the Earth - 40 pts
7. That Ayatollah Thinks He's Better Than Simpsons Trivia! Is He Right? - 40 pts
9. Stupid Trivia Teams Need the Most Attention - 39 pts
10. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: Tell Your Friends to Ask For Jimmy - 38 pts
11. Tempura Hatchbacks - 37.5 pts
12. (British Accent) The Team Who Saved Your Ass in World War III - 37 pts
13. I'm Taking This Name All the Way to the Prime Minister. HEY, MR. PRIME MINISTER!?... ANDY! - 35.5 pts
13. This is the Moment We've Feared People. Many of You Thought It Would Never Happen But I Insisted We Spend Two Hours Every Morning Training For It. You All Thought I Was Mad. Many of You Requested to be Transferred to Another Trivia Event. But Now We... - 35.5 pts
16. Jub Jub - 35 pts
16. Porch Pals - 35 pts
18. Maybe It's the Beer Talking, But You've Got Trivia That Won't Quit. They Got Those Big Chorizo Tacos Here. Mrnqgnstxz five dollars???!!!? Get Outta Here. - 34.5 pts
19. Don't You Hate Pants?! - 32 pts
20. FLIM SPRINGFIELD - 27.5 pts
21. I'm Seeing Double. Four Krustys - 25.5 pts
22. (in a sad voice 'cause my teammate is sick and not here) The Summer Wind Came Blowin' In From Across the Sea! (This Has Trivia in It, Trivia is a Fruit) - 23.5 pts
23. Legitimate Businessmans Trivia Club - 21 pts
24. Sneed's Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck's) - 15.5 pts
24. We Tried Nothing and We're All Out of Team Names - 15.5 pts

Thursday, January 9, 2020

January 6, 2020 Hamilton 6 Year Anniversary!



Location:  Levity Comedy Club, Hamilton
Winner:  Remember Compuglobalhypermeganet?  They've back.  In pog form!
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  You know, Woo Hoo! Simpsons Trivia turned into a hardcore sex trivia so gradually over 6 years I didn't even notice.

1. Remember Compuglobalhypermeganet?  They've back.  
In pog form!                                                                                  50      
2. The Popli Kids                                                                                    47
3. Olmpia Dukakis and Bo Derek in:  Too Many Gerrys              45.5
4. Professor Gas Can and former president Dwight 
Eisenhower                                                                                        43
5. Gerry's no kidnapper, he's the best friend I ever had.               43
6. This is the first trivia of dickety dickety.  We have to say
dickety because Gerry stole our word for 'twenty'.                      42
7. You know, Woo Hoo! Simpsons Trivia turned into a 
hardcore sex trivia so gradually over 6 years I didn't even 
notice                                                                                          41.5
8. Do you want to be a trivia host like Gerry Hall?  The kids 
could call you TriHo.                                                                   40
9. Gerry Hall celebrates 6th Classic Simpsons Trivia 
Anniversary.  (Not pictured, Mrs. Gerry Hall)                              38
10. And if you don't pick my 50/50 ticket, I'm gonna run you 
down with my car.                                                                       37.5
11. My Gerry is not a communist!  He may be a liar, a pick, 
a communist, but he is NOT a trivia host!                                    37.5
12. Lisa Needs Braces                                                                 36.5
13. More Asbestos!                                                                      36.5
14. Damn Hell Ass Kings                                                             34.5
15. Ah there's nothing more exciting than trivia.  You get all 
the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down answers, 
paying attention...trivia has it all.                                                  33
16. Dental Plan!                                                                            32
17. Gerry Hall!  Shut Up! Shut up!  I can't believe you don't 
shut up!                                                                                         30.5
18. Disco Stupid                                                                            30.5
19. Stern Lectur Plumbing (I told you not to flush that)                 28.5
20. Look Who's Oinking                                                                27.5
21. When Pigs Fly                                                                         15
22. Nuclear Power                                                                          5