Thursday, July 24, 2014

July 21, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: A Star is Burns, Radioactive Man, Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
Categories: Kent Brockman, Books
Winner: What? It’s Not Magaggie’s Birthday?

Final Standings:
What? It’s Not Magaggie’s Birthday?, 47 pts
2. The Great Pig Scare of ’87, 46 pts
3. The Rand Corporation in Conjuction With the Saucer People under the Supervision of the Reverse Vampires, 45.5 pts
4. This Team is Also Named Bort, 45 pts
4. alt.nerd.obsessive, 45 pts
6. Semper Fudge, 44 pts
7. Garfunkel, Messina, Oates, and Lisa, 43 pts
7. The Rumpy Doppelgangers, 43 pts
9. Mumu and the Big, Fat Dynamos, 41.5 pts
10. Union Rule 26: This Team Must Win Trivia at Least Once Regardless of Gross Incompetence, Obesity or Rank Odor, 41 pts
11. Going Bowling, Not Back, Avenge Deaths, 39.5 pts
11. Ken Griffey’s Grotesquely Swollen Jaw, 39.5 pts
13. Level 5 Vegans Who Also Pocket Mulch, 37 pts
13. 4 Comely Lasses of Virtue True, 37 pts
15. Marzipan Joy Joys, 36.5 pts
16. Bort, 35.5 pts
17. The Smugglers of Pirate Cove, 35 pts
18. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Alumni Association, 34.5 pts
19. You Have 10 Minutes to Move Your Cube, 33 pts
19. No Deal, McCutcheon! That Moon Money is Mine!, 33 pts
21. Crab Juice, 32.5 pts
21. Legitimate Businessman’s Social Club, 32.5 pts
23. Spin the Middle Side Topwise, 30.5 pts
24. Professor VJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Food Magorium and Great American Steakery, 28 pts
25. Be Sharps , 27.5 pts
26. You Don’t Win Simpsons Trivia with Salad, 27 pts
27. Our Team Can't Go Very Fast or Very Far and If You Drive Us, People Will Think You're Gay, 26 pts
27. St. Sebastian’s School for Wicked Girls, 26 pts
29. Sex Cauldron!?, 25 pts
30. The Thompsons, 24 pts
31. Prune Tracy, 22.5 pts
32. You’re Interferon with Our Good Times, 22 pts
33. Kiss My Asphalt, 21 pts
34. My Children Need Wine!!, 14 pts
35. Seaweed Sharks, 13 pts
36. Bonestorm, 9 pts
37. Jeebus, 6.5

Friday, July 18, 2014

July 10, 2014 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Milhouse, Holidays
Episodes: El Viaje Mysterioso de Nuestro Homer, Lisa's Date With Density, Lemon Of Troy
Winner: Okay, Here's How It Goes: Jarrod's The Leader, Dave's The Loyal Sidekick, Lars Is The Tough Guy, Oren Is The Smart Guy, And John's The Quiet Religious Guy Who Ends Up Going Crazy

Final Standings: 1. Okay, Here's How It Goes: Jarrod's The Leader, Dave's The Loyal Sidekick, Lars Is The Tough Guy, Oren Is The Smart Guy, And John's The Quiet Religious Guy Who Ends Up Going Crazy, 49 pts
2. Doesn't This Team Know Any Songs That Aren't Commericals?, 48 pts
3. Hey, That Bug Looks Like Dan. Let's Squish Him! Okay, 44.5 pts
4. The Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths And When They Bark, They Shoot Bees At You, 44 pts
4. Like, You Know, Whatever, 44 pts
4. What'shisname And Whosit And That Guy, Always Wore A Shirt?, 44 pts
7. History's Greatest Monster, 43 pts
8. Fill Me (With Answers), 42 pts
9. Local Team Loses Pants, Life, 40.5 pts
10. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 40 pts
11. We Only Do Trivia In Bar Form, 39.5 pts
12. Kruddle, 38 pts
13. Our Trivia Host's Name Is Dan? I've Been Calling Him Crandall!, 36.5 pts
14. The Cursed Handsome Devils, 36 pts
15. Sneed's Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck's), 34.5 pts
16. Some Illegal Fireworks And One Of Those Disposable Enemas, 32 pts
17. Where's The Money? When Are You Going To Get The Money? Why Aren't You Getting It Right Now? And So On, So Please: The Money, 30.5 pts
18. Respected Private Citizen Tom Landry, 30 pts
19. Armin Tanzarian's Reign of Terror, 29.5 pts
20. The Municipal House Of Pancakes, 28 pts
21. Don't Call Our Team Mr. Scorpion, It's Mr. Scorpio, But Don't Call Us That Either, 25.5 pts
22. L'il Bastard Trivia Kit, 15 pts
23. Worker & Parasite, 12.5 pts
24. Gotta Go, My Damn Wiener Kids Are Listening, 10 pts
24. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 10 pts

July 8, 2014 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Categories: Bill & Marty, Crimes & Punishments
Episodes: Homer At The Bat, 22 Short Films About Springfield, Bart Of Darkness
Winner: This Team Used To Rock And Roll All Nite And Party Every Day. Then It Was Every Other Day. Now We're Lucky To Find Half An Hour A Week In Which To Get Funky

Final Standings:
1. This Team Used To Rock And Roll All Nite And Party Every Day. Then It Was Every Other Day. Now We're Lucky To Find Half An Hour A Week In Which To Get Funky, 44 pts
2. The Nelsons featuring Frabulous, Grabulous, Zip-Zoop-Zabulous Team, 44 pts
3. Sabruddin Mahbaradad's Trivia Party!, 43.5 pts

4. "Oh, Simpsons Trivia, That's Cool" "Are You Being Sarcastic, Dude?" "I Don't Even Know Anymore", 42 pts
5. The Team That's Gonna Use Your Tongue to Paint Our Boat, 40.5 pts
6. Bear Patrol, 39.5 pts
6. Moleman in the Morning (Good Moleman to You), 39.5 pts
6. Sex Cauldron, 39.5 pts
9. There is Someone Among Us With a Guilty Conscience. After Much Soul-Searching, I Decided It Would Be Wrong of Me To Name Names, But I Urge That Guilty Person, Here, Under the Eyes of God, to Confess and Save Yourself From the Torment of Your Own Personal Hell! Oh, What the Hell, It Was Chris Brazeau!!, 38.5 pts
10. The Team That Put a Pinch of Sage in Our Boots, And All Day Long A Spicy Scent is Our Reward, 37.5 pts
11. Baby… Baby… Lemon, 37 pts
11. Monstromart: Where Shopping is a Baffling Ordeal, 37 pts
11. Parade to Distract Joyless Citizenry, 37 pts
14. The Knifey Spooneys, 36.5 pts
15. Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll, 36 pts
15. Monsters of Poetry, 36 pts
15. We're Here For Microwave Cookery. No Wait, Coping With Senility, 36 pts
18. University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol, 35.5 pts
19. Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the Three Demons You Must Slay if You Wish to Succeed At Trivia, 35 pts
20. Allied Biscuit, 34.5 pts
20. Armin's Frozen Peas, 34.5 pts
22. Our Team is Kinda Like Jesus, But Not in a Sacriligious Way, 34 pts
22. The Party Posse, 34 pts
22. The Rand Corporation, in Conjunction with the Saucer People, Under the Supervision of the Reverse Vampires, 34 pts
25. My Team's a Box, Damn You! A Box!!!, 33 pts
25. The Paddling of the Swollen Ass (With Paddles), 33 pts
27. Snack-Related Mishap, 32.5 pts
27. Tartar Control Duff, 32.5 pts
29. Queen of the Harpies, 31.5 pts
29. Whoa… I Have Mustard, 31.5 pts
31. Twelve Yards Long & Two Miles Wide, 30.5 pts
32. The Team That Tastes Like a Peanut When You Kiss It, 30 pts
33. Mr. Kookalamanza and Some Real-a Ugly Kid, 29.5 pts
34. Attention Everyone! The Punch Has Been Spiked! But Don't Worry, Your Parents Have Been Called and Will Be Here To Pick You Up!, 28.5 pts
35. Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp, 26.5 pts
35. Oh Chris, I'd Be Lying if I Said My Team Wasn't Committing Crimes, 26.5 pts
37. Skincare Consultant Rowena, 26 pts
38. Hey, Und Dummkopf! Watch Out For The World Cup Trophy In My Trunk!, 25.5 pts
39. The Wild Katz, 25 pts
40. Cesspool on the Potomac, 24 pts
40. Hot Beef Injection, 24 pts
40. This Team is a Part of Us All! A Part of Us All! A Part of Us All!, 24 pts
43. DARRRRRRYL!, 23.5 pts
44. Standing on Their Hing Legs Like a Bunch of Rory Calhouns, 22 pts
45. The Bouvier Twins, 21.5 pts
46. Team Germany: Not All Smiles and Sunshine, 20.5 pts
46. The Jive Turkeys, 20.5 pts
48. The Bang Bang Barts, 19.5 pts
49. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 19 pts
50. Stoner's Pot Palace, 15.5 pts
51. I Think This Team's Name is Mother Shabooboo Now, 15 pts
51. The Cowabungholes, 15 pts
53. Zissou, 11 pts
54. Poison… Poison… Tasty Fish!, 10.5 pts
55. Skittle-Brau, 9.5 pts
56. Gudger College Dropouts, 6.5 pts
56. OTM SHANK, 6.5 pts
58. Everything's Coming Up Milhouse!, 4.5 pts

July 8, 2014 - Hamilton

Location: The Anchor Bar