Saturday, September 21, 2019

September 16th, 2019 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Moe Szyslak, Music
Episodes: Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy, Marge Gets a Job, Homer the Vigilante
Winner: Pizzeria Sex Cauldron? I Thought They Closed That Place Down!
Best Team Name: Hey, Aaron! Guess Who's Hosting Trivia With You! Mr. Kookalamanza and-a Some Real Ugly Kid

1. Pizzeria Sex Cauldron? I Thought They Closed That Place Down!, 48.5 pts
2. "Here We Are, Kids: Pizzeria Serio." "Well, That's Great, Neil and Aaron, Except You Were Supposed to Drive Us to Replay." "D'oh!", 47 pts
3. The Story of Our National Trivia Began in 2012. But Perhaps We Should Let Neil Arsenty Tell The Tale." "Yeah, I Remember…" (incoherent mumbling), 44.5 pts
4. Hey, Aaron! Guess Who's Hosting Trivia With You! Mr. Kookalamanza and-a Some Real Ugly Kid, 44 pts
5. Hugh Jass's Gigantic Asses, 42.5 pts 
6. Let's See What's In The Newspaper Today. Hmm… Canada Stalls on Trade Pact, 42 pts
7. Hi, We're This Trivia Team, You Might Remember Us From Such Telethons as "Out with Gout '88" and "Let's Save Neil Arsenty's House", 39.5 pts
8. "Guys! Neil's Dead!" "That's Right, Dead Serious About Going to Pizzeria Serio!", 38.5 pts
8. Look, Replay Simpsons Trivia! It's Regular Simpsons Trivia!, 38.5 pts
10. Worker & Parasite, 38 pts
11. Why Would They Come to Trivia Night Just to Boo Us?, 36.5 pts
12. "You're Serving Us Pizza?" "Not Quite. This is Pizzeria Serio Brand Imitation Pizza. 9 Out of 10 Blind Drunk Simpsons Trivia Participants Can't Tell The Difference.", 35.5 pts
13. There's Something Bothering Me About this Place. This Pizza Restaurant Doesn't Have a Fire Exit! Enjoy Your Death Trap Ladies!, 30 pts
14. It's Just the Same Trivia Team with a Stupid Cheap Hat. They Still Embody All The Awful Stereotypes They Did Before, 26.5 pts
15. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers, 23.5 pts
16. My Team Is Also Named Bort, 22.5 pts
17. Brain & Nerve Tonic Anonymous, 21.5 pts
18. 1) Where's the Fife? 2) Gimme the Fife, 18.5 pts
19. Patty and Selma, 17.5 pts
20. Thrillhouse, 11 pts

Sunday, September 15, 2019

September 14th, 2019 - Calgary


Location : Dickens Pub
Categories : Bleeding gums Murphy, What’s that you say
Episodes : Bart on the Road, Hurricane Neddy, Lisa on Ice
Winners : Some nights we don’t let the parade of names move at all... we call those trivia nights.
  1. Some nights we don’t let the parade of names move at all... we call those trivia nights. 47.5
  2. Fiddle deedee that’ll require a test as shot. 47.5
  3. Vaclav, Zutroy, Eugene & Rusty. 44.5
  4. The Popli Kids 42.5
  5. All the muck that’s fit to rake. 41.5
  6. Team discovery channel. 41
  7. Rowdy Roddy Peepers. 40.5
  8. Wildcats. 36.5
  9. The kind of dog you have to feed every day. 29




Saturday, September 14, 2019

September 11th, 2019 - Toronto


Location : The Hideout
Categories : Edna Krabappel, Plays(and Theatre) Honest to God, Plays!
Episodes : Homer Goes to College, A Star Is Burns, The City of New York Vs Homer Simpson
Winners : Hello, *I Am* Chris Brazeau, I Have Hosted Trivia at Three Different Venues In My Career and I Have Had Three Heart Attacks, That's How Much I Care (Tie Breaker Winner)
The Matt Smith Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Team Naming Excellence : Trivia... Simpsons Trivia (Sing It Like You Mean It!) What Kind of Kids Like Simpsons Trivia? Fat Kids, Skinny Kids, Kids Who Climb on Rocks. Smith Kids, Brazeau Kids, Even Kids With Chicken Pox Love Trivia, Simpsons Trivia. The Trivia We Love to Plaaaaaaaaaay!

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1. Hello, *I Am* Chris Brazeau, I Have Hosted Trivia at Three Different Venues In My Career and I Have Had Three Heart Attacks, That's How Much I Care - 42.5 pts
1. See You In Hell, Trivia Boys! - 42.5 pts
3. Knock That Off You Two. It's Time For Trivia. We're Not Going To Trivia Today. What?! You Give Me One Good Reason! It's Saturday! - 41.5 pts
4. A Team That Was Declared Tasteless and Purile By a Panel of Hillbillies - 40.5 pts
5. Simpsons Trivia Goers Don't Need Companionship! They Need To Be Isolated and Studied So IT Can Be Determined What Nutrients They Have That May Be Extracted For Our Personal Use - 37.5 pts
6. Oh My God! Kids Drinking Beer Without a Permit! - 36 pts
7. Listen, Question Lady? This Isn't Our Real Job, We Play Keyboards. - 33.5 pts
8. Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service - 28 pts
9. This Has Trivia In It, Trivia is a Fruit. - 27 pts
10. Apu Friend Me Good - 26.5 pts
11. My Team is Also Named Bort - 25.5 pts
12. The Legitimate Businessman's Club - 24.5 pts
13. Specious Reasoning - 24 pts
14. Iron Helps Us Play! - 23.5 pts
15. Trivia... Simpsons Trivia (Sing It Like You Mean It!) What Kind of Kids Like Simpsons Trivia? Fat Kids, Skinny Kids, Kids Who Climb on Rocks. Smith Kids, Brazeau Kids, Even Kids With Chicken Pox Love Trivia, Simpsons Trivia. The Trivia We Love to Plaaaaaaaaaay! - 22.5 pts
16. Tiffany, Heather. Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Britney, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-Bert and Phil (featuring Carpal Tunnel Syndrome) - 20.5 pts
17. Wait! This Isn't Flintstones Trivia?! - 18 pts

Monday, September 9, 2019

August 26th, 2019 - Detroit

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Location: Tipsy McStagger's 
Categories: Martin, One Time Characters
Episodes: Bart Carney, Bart Sells His Soul, Whacking Day
Winner: Flintstones Chewable Morphine

1. Flintstones Chewable Morphine - 39.50
2. Pi is Exactly 3 - 36.50
3. Gudger College Alumni - 35.00
4.Former President James Taylor - 33.67
5. Pin Pals in Paradise - 32.50
6. Prune Tracy - 26.00