October 26, 2026 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Homer Simpson, Birthdays
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror, Treehouse of Horror II, Treehouse of Horror IV
Winner: Ew! Dog Water!

1. Ew! Dog Water!, 49 pts

2. The Team That Thinks Women and Seamen Don't Mix, 45.5 pts

3. Trans-Dental Electromicide, 45 pts

4. Bloody Splish Splash Show, 44 pts

5. Let Us Celebrate Our New Arrangement with the Adding of Brown to Water, 43.5 pts

5. The Neil Arsenty Story! Booze, Drugs, Lies, Blackmail and Trivia! Staring Fyvish Finkel as Neil Arsenty, 43.5 pts

7. The Pizza Feast of Beth Chadruharazzeb, 42.5 pts

7. Did Everyone Wash Their Necks Like Mr. Arsenty Asked?, 42.5 pts

7. Well, Vivek Ramaswamy Voters are a Lot Like People. Some of Them Vote for Him Because They Had a Hard Life or Have Been Mistreated. But, Like People, Some of Them Are Just Jerks, 42.5 pts

10. Do You Understand Why This is Funny? - Yes! Not the Pronoun, but Rather a Player with the Unlikely Name of "Who" is on First, 42 pts

10. There's No Swimsuit Competition, Homer! You Mean I Shaved My Bikini Zone for Nothing?, 42 pts

12. Can You Recommend a Health Secretary Who Will?, 40.5 pts

13. alt.nerd.obsessive, 40 pts

14. Allied Biscuit, 38.5 pts

15. The Remorseless White Pizza Eating Machines, 38 pts

15. I Wandered Over to That Theatre You Went to Last Night and I Bought Tickets to Their Entire Season. Look, Mostly Madrigals... Yeah, That Might Be Good. Ooh, ooh! "An Evening with Simpsons Trivia." Just an evening?, 38 pts

17. 36-24-36, 37 pts

18. The Pigeon-Rats, 36 pts

19. This Pizza Tastes so Young and Impudent, 35.5 pts

20. *Gasp* You Killed the Zombie Ditka! (He was a zombie?), 33 pts

21. Urge to Win... Rising..., 32.5 pts

22. Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo, 31 pts

23. Erotic Cakes, 30.5 pts

24. Bovine University, 28 pts

25. It's Bliiiiiiiiss, 27.5 pts

26. We'd Be Much Happier as Ghosts, 27 pts

27. The Ratboy Invasion of the 1960s, 23.5 pts

27. All Hail General Krull! Sincerely, Little Girl, 23.5 pts

29. Dad, You Killed the Zombie Trump! He Was a Zombie?, 21.5 pts

29. The Team Whose Name You'd Love to Touch, But You Mustn't Touch, 21.5 pts

31. The Beckers!, 19 pts

32. Lenny = White, Carl = Black, 18.5 pts

33. Team Smingers, 17.5 pts

33. The 10 Do's and 500 Don'ts of Trivia Safety, 17.5 pts

35. Kamp Krusty Survivor (Barely!), 17 pts

36. Sisters Are Doin' It for Themselves, 14.5 pts

37. The Egg Council Creeps, 13 pts

38. Dr. Nick's New voice is Just Something They Made Up to Scare Little Kids, Like the Bogeyman or Michael Jackson, 11.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Hallowe'en Edition

 

LOCATION : The Jay Bar

CATEGORIES : Hallowe'en Mr. Burns, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! Black & Orange

EPISODES :  Treehouse of Horror V(The Shining, Time and Punishment, Nightmare Cafeteria), Treehouse of Horror VII(The Thing and I, The Genesis Tub, Citizen Kang), Treehouse of Horror II(The Monkey's Paw, The Bart Zone, If I Only Had a Brain)

WINNERS : Even as I Speak, the Scourge of This Team Could Be Headed Towards Your Town. Lock Your Doors, Bar Your Windows. Because the Next Simpsons Trivia Team You See Could Destroy Your Home and Eat Your Family

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

Don't forget to check out the incredibly cromulent costumes from our costume contest in the Toronto Facebook group!

1. Even as I Speak, the Scourge of This Team Could Be Headed Towards Your Town. Lock Your Doors, Bar Your Windows. Because the Next Simpsons Trivia Team You See Could Destroy Your Home and Eat Your Family - 47 pts

2. The Lovematic Grampas - 45 tps

3. The Breakdancing Robots That Caught Fire - 43.5 pts

4. The Secret Ingredient is... Love - 37.5 pts

5. Fresh Victims for Chris Brazeau's Ever Growing Army of the Undead - 32.5 pts

6. Trivia is Nature's Candy - 30.5 pts

7. Milpool - 27.5 pts

8. Only Whoooo Can Prevent Our Team Winning Trivia? You Have Selected “We,” Referring to “Us.” That Is Incorrect. The Correct Answer Is “We” - 27 pts

9. Stampy's Revenge - 17 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - September Edition

 

LOCATION : The Jay Bar

CATEGORIES : Miss Hoover, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Last Word in Answer Rhymes with Question Number

EPISODES : Burns' Heir, Bart the Lover, The Twisted World of Marge Simpson

WINNERS: The Team That Has a Romantic Abnormality, One So Unbelievable It Must Be Hidden From the Public at All Costs

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. The Team That Has a Romantic Abnormality, One So Unbelievable It Must Be Hidden From the Public at All Costs - 45 pts

2. Now For My Favorite Part of the Show... What's That Say? Read This Team's Name? Oh, God, This is Always Death. - 45 pts

3. Gudger College Alumni Association - 38.5 pts

4. Lovematic Grampas - 36.5 pts

4. Our Country Isn't Called America Anymore, It's Bonerland - 36.5 pts

6. Ganesh is Graceful - 28.5 pts

WooHoo!Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - 16th Anniversary and Diorama-Rama!

 

LOCATION : The Jay

CATEGORIES : Jay Sherman, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Lyrics to the Monorail Song

EPISODES : Treehouse of Horror IV, A Star is Burns, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

WINNERS : I'm Sorry, I Cannot Divulge Information About That Team's Secret, Illegal Team Name. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said They Were a Team. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said It Was a Secret. Oh Crap! I Certainly Shouldn't Have Said It Was Illegal. Ahh, It's Too Hot Today. (TIE BREAKER WINNER!)

*Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

Check out all the cromulent Diorama-rama photos in the WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto Facebook Group!

1. I'm Sorry, I Cannot Divulge Information About That Team's Secret, Illegal Team Name. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said They Were a Team. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said It Was a Secret. Oh Crap! I Certainly Shouldn't Have Said It Was Illegal. Ahh, It's Too Hot Today. - 41.5 PTS

1. There is One Phrase That Has Dogged Us Throughout Our Trivia Career. "Washed Up". Yet Here We Are, Among the Top 105 Simpsons Trivia Teams at the Jay Today. - 41.5 PTS

3. Lovematic Grampas - 38.5 PTS

3. The Team That's Got a Hot Date Tonight... A Date... Dinner With a Friend... Dinner Alone... Watching TV Alone... All Right! This Team is Gonna Sit Home and Ogle the Ladies in the Victoria's Secret Catalogue... Sears Catalogue... Now, Would You Stop Reading This Team Name Already, Please? They Don't Deserve This Kinda Shabby Treatment. - 38.5 PTS

5. This Diorama Cost $80 Million - 34 PTS

5. The Negligent Monsters - 34 PTS

7. A Box! My Trivia Team is a Box! - 31.5 PTS

8. Just When We Were Getting Over Our Chester A. Arthur-itis! - 31 PTS

9. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad! - 23 PTS

10. Flamin' Homer Sexuals - 21 PTS

11. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Son - 15 PTS

12. Pin Pals - 10.5 PTS

13. Improvident Lackwit's Parents - 0.5 PTS

August 3, 2026 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Groundskeeper Willie, Nicknames
Episodes: The War of the Simpsons, Moaning Lisa, Homerpalooza
Winner: This Team Has None of the Wit and Sparkle of Murphy Brown

1. This Team Has None of the Wit and Sparkle of Murphy Brown, 45.5 pts
2. Smellin' of Troy!, 43 pts
3. Judging By Mark's Outlandish Attire, He's Some Sort of Free Thinking Anarchist, 42.5 pts
4. What's the Matter, Neil? After 2 or 3 Truly Tasteless Team Names, You're Usually All Over Us. Neil, Please, It's Ten Bucks a Trivia, 41 pts
4. Professor Gas Can, 41 pts
6. 64 Slices of American Cheese, 38.5 pts
6. Of Course, For Safety Reasons, We Never Eat Taylor Farms Lettuce. It's Just Common Sense, 38.5 pts
6. Update: We Control the Birds Now, 38.5 pts
9. Can We Have a Reflecting Pool, Dad? Can We Have a Reflecting Pool, Dad? Can We Have a Reflecting Pool, Dad?, 38 pts
10. Gloria Vanderbilt, Back for Revenge, 37.5 pts
11. Oh, Mitch McConnell, We'll Thaw You Out the Second They Discover the Cure for 17 Stab Wounds in the Back, 36.5 pts
12. The Finger Thing Means the Taxes, 36 pts
13. Let Hammond Pay the Bears Tax! I Pay the Homer Tax!, 35 pts
14. Pee-Pee Soaked Heckhole, 34 pts
14. Answering Trivia Questions about "What's A Paddlin'?" Oh, You Better Believe That's a Paddlin', 34 pts
16. Mooching War Widows, 26.5 pts
17. Begin the Thawing of Mitch McConnell, 26 pts
18. I Told You We Should've Served Cake Instead of Taylor Farms Lettuce, 25.5 pts
19. 900 Dollary-Doos!, 21.5 pts
20. Die, Trivia, Die, 20.5 pts
21. Mom! Dad! Mitch McConnell's Dead!, 20 pts
22. Hantavirus 2: Electric Boogaloo, 19 pts
23. Can I Borrow a Team Name?, 17 pts
24. Kamp Krusty Survivor, 9 pts
24. Sammy Simpsons, 9 pts
26. See My Vest (100% Gorilla Chest), 6.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - July Edition

 

LOCATION :  The Jay

CATEGORIES :  The Blue Haired Lawyer, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Canada Eh?

 EPISODES : Lisa's Sax, Lisa the Simpson, Bart of Darkness

WINNERS : Dear Team, I Owe You One Emergency Team Name. Signed, Team.

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Dear Team, I Owe You One Emergency Team Name. Signed, Team. - 45 pts

2. The Team That Makes Numerous Threatening References to the Dive Shop and at the End They Repeat "Screw Storm Crow" Over and Over Again - 42.5 pts

3. The Lovematic Grampas - 38 pts

4. Handsome Homer + 5 - 37.5 pts

5. We've Always Felt There's Far Too Much Hysteria Over So-Called "Cheating" - 37 pts

6. Born To Runner Up - 36 pts

7. Ganesh is Graceful - 33 pts

8. The Ivory Dealers - 32 pts

9. Our Team is Sweating Like Roger Ebert! Chris... You are an Elf... Uncontrollably... I Think... A WE MON YO HO RENGE KYO - 27 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - June Edition

 

LOCATION : Storm Crow Manor

CATEGORIES :  Dr. Nick Riviera, Fathers

EPISODES :  Homer's Phobia, Itchy & Scratchy Land, Bart of Darkness

WINNERS : If Released, Would This Trivia Team Pose Any Threat to One Matt Smith? Matt SMITH? Ha! The Spirited Little Scamp Who Twice Foiled Our Evil Schemes And Sent Us to This Dank, Urine Soaked Hellhole?

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. If Released, Would This Trivia Team Pose Any Threat to One Matt Smith? Matt SMITH? Ha! The Spirited Little Scamp Who Twice Foiled Our Evil Schemes And Sent Us to This Dank, Urine Soaked Hellhole? - 43.5 pts

2. Damn Wiener Kids - 40 pts

3. Matt Smith Said Chris Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 37.5 pts

3. Just My Bones And Organs - 37.5 pts

5. The Lovematic Grampas - 32 pts

6. Ganesh is Graceful - 31 pts

7. So It's Come To This : A Simpsons Trivia Team - 27 pts

May 18, 2026 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Rainier Wolfcastle, Animals
Episodes: Homer Loves Flanders, Three Men and a Comic Book
Winner: The Rumpy Dopplegangers

1. The Sickos at Modern Bride Magazine, 47.5 pts

2. Everyone is Talking about Frinkiac "Vibes Code" This and "Upscaling" That! But No One is Saying "DVD" This and "Special Features" That!, 45 pts

3. This Team Has a Puffy Tail, 43 pts

4. Let's Have an Awed Hush Please For This Team's Score, 41.5 pts

5. Wait, Marge, I'm Confused, Is This A Good Team Name or a Bad Team Name? It's a Team Name, That's Enough, 41 pts

5. Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three, 41 pts

7. Trivia Supermen Are Our Superiors, 40.5 pts

8. The Innocent Words of a Drunken Child, 39.5 pts

9. Team Hams, 39 pts

10. I Don't Know Who's President But the Gas Costs $6.49 and 8/10ths. Donny's Dipshit Ass!, 38.5 pts

10. I Bent My Wookie!, 38.5 pts

12. Jeremy's Iron, 37.5 pts

12. If This Team Withholds the Truth May We Go Straight to Woo Hoo Simpsons Trivia, Where We Will Eat Naught But Burning Hot Pizza and Drink Naught But Burning Hot Cola, 37.5 pts

12. If Any Of You Have Experienced Numbness or Comas, Send Proof of Cruise Ticket and Five Dollars to "Antidote, PO Box 14...", 37.5 pts

15. Sandra, That Was Mean, 36 pts

16. Stern Lecture Plumbing, 32.5 pts

17. Bort to the Future, 32 pts

17. You Stop the War in Iran and I'll Stop Eating Your Lipstick, 32 pts

19. Taxes? I Thought This Was the Line for Metallica!, 31.5 pts

19. Neil? Why He Has Neither the Cranial Capacity Nor the Opposable Digits to Operate a Simpsons Trivia, 31.5 pts

21. Lousy Beatniks, 30.5 pts

22. Hey, Can I Throw Up in Your Bathroom? I'll Play Trivia!, 28.5 pts

23. Professor McGonagall's of Riddick, 26.5 pts

24.  So You Ruined Your Trivia Score, 26 pts

25. Attention Marge Simpson, We've Also Arrested Your Older, Balder, Fatter Trivia Team, 24.5 pts

26. Eye on Springfield, 8 pts

26. Can Someone Please Think of the Children?, 8 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - May Edition

 

 LOCATION :   Storm Crow Manor

CATEGORIES : Chief Wiggum, Fake News!

EPISODES :  Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington, Homer Loves Flanders, Lisa the Skeptic

WINNERS : The Boat Jackers of Super Ship '79

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. The Boat Jackers of Super Ship '79 - 47 pts

2. But You Don't Know This Team. I Mean, They're So Smart, They Were Hooked Up To A Big Computer To Try To Teach It Some Things But They Had SO Much Knowledge, It Overloaded And Then It Got Really Hot And Caught On Fire - 46 pts

3. Us? Simpsons Trivia Winners? This Is The Greatest Country In The World, Its Got A System Set Up to Prevent Us From Ever Being Trivia Winners! - 44 pts

4. Ayatollah Rasmarrah and His Cadre of Fanatics - 42.5 pts

5. Designated Drivers: The Life Saving Nerds - 39.5 pts

6. We Haven't Changed Since High School and Suddenly We're Uncool - 38.5 pts

7. The Lovematic Grampas - 31 pts

8. Queens of Summertime - 29.5 pts

9. The Flying Hellfish - 19.5 pts

10. Project Bootstrap - 17 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - April Edition x 2

 

LOCATION : Storm Crow Manor

CATEGORIES : Ned Flanders, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Star Wars

EPISODES : The Springfield Files, You Only Move Twice, Homer the Great

WINNERS : I Have No Objection to Man Walking on the Moon

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. I Have No Objection to Man Walking on the Moon - 46.5 pts

2. Freezer Geezers - 45.5 pts

3. Kwik E Mart Gougers: Hey Chris, Did You Know That There's a Direct Correlation Between the Decline of Other Teams and the Return of the Kwik E Mart Gougers? Think About It. - 45 pts

4. The Chubbiest Kickline in Town! - 42.5 pts

5. Ms. Brazeau, This Team Can Process 9 Correct Trivia Questions Per Event. Did You Really Think You Could Fool Them? - 42 pts

6. Lovematic Grampas - 39.5 pts

7. The Sensitive Yet Unfortunately Title Team "Pukeahontas" - 38.5 pts

8. Nobody Ruins Trivia But Us and Maybe the Boy - 37.5 pts

9. Stupid Babies Need the Most Attention #2 - 37 pts

10. THRILLHO - 34.5 pts

11. The Well Wishers - 33 pts

12. Put It In "H"! - 27 pts

13. Stupid Babies Need the Most Attention - 20 pts

14. St. Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls - 19.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - March Edition

 

LOCATION : Storm Crow Manor

CATEGORIES : Comic Book Guys, Homer's Odd Jobs

EPISODES : Deep Space Homer, Marge Vs The Monorail, Homer Vs The Eighteenth Amendment

WINNERS : Secretaries of Partying Down

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Secretaries of Partying Down - 44.5 pts

2.  Apparently The Disturbing Odor WAS The Team... - 43.5 pts

3.  Cadillac Lounge. Gladstone. Dive Shop. These are the 3 demons you must slay if you want to host Simpsons Trivia at the Storm Crow Manor - 41.5 pts

4.  A Pack of Mangy, Cud-Chewing Ugly Goats - 39.5 pts

5.  The Lovematic Grampas - 39 pts

6.  The Well Wishers - 38.5 pts

7.  On The Other Hand, Who’s To Say What’s Right These Days What With All Our Modern Ideas and Products? (Angry looks) All Right We’ll Give Stupid Matt Smith To The Stupid Animal Refuge - 37 pts

8.  Ganesh Is Graceful - 34.5 pts

9.  Handsome Howard Lau Plus 3 - 31 pts

10.  My Team Name is also Bort - 20 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - February Edition

 

LOCATION : The J Arthur

CATEGORIES : Burns & Smithers Romance, Butts

EPISODES : I Love Lisa, I'm With Cupid, War of the Simpsons

WINNERS : This Team's Name is NRA4EVER - Just One of the Hundreds of Radical, Right-Wing Messages Inserted Into Every Trivia Event By Co-Host Matt Smith(TIE BREAKER WINNERS!)

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. This Team's Name is NRA4EVER - Just One of the Hundreds of Radical, Right-Wing Messages Inserted Into Every Trivia Event By Co-Host Matt Smith - 46. 5 PTS

1. We Will Not Accept Any Trivia Team Names, Answers or Valentine's Related to Yo-Yos! - 46.5 PTS

3. The Head Bee Guys - 45.5 PTS

4. The Well Wishers - 45 PTS

5. The Raging Yin to Their Sober Yang - 42.5 PTS

6. Apu Nahasapa.....Just Moe - 40.5 PTS

6. It's Not Rocket Science! It's Brain Surgery! - 40.5 PTS

February 9, 2026 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Mr. Burns, Music
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Bart the Lover
Winner: The Rumpy Dopplegangers

1. The Rumpy Dopplegangers, 46.5 pts

2. Not to Worry, Neil. We've Rigged the Trivia. They're All Questions that Communists Never Lose, 42 pts

3. Love in the Time of Scurvy, 41 pts

4. Bad Bunny's Guide to You Know What, 40.5 pts

5. Voices of the Elderly, 40 pts

6. Call Us Dr. Cheeks Because We're a Little Behind, 39 pts

6. Straight from the Streets of Sussex, 39 pts

6. The First Non-Brazilian People to Play Simpsons Trivia, 39 pts

9. Then Why Did I Have the Super Bowl, Bart? Why Did I Have the Super Bowl?, 38 pts

10. Nuts and Gum: Together at Last, 37.5 pts

11. Bad Bunny Didn't Ruin the Super Bowl by Giving In to His Throbbing Biological Urges, 37 pts

12. I Told You Neil was Soft on Full Frontal Nudity, 33.5 pts

13. The New Shebangs Featuring Big Timmy, 33 pts

14. Hey, This Federal Agency May Be Ugly and Hate-Filled But... What Was the Third Thing You Said?, 31.5 pts

15. The Island of Dr. Hibbert, 30.5 pts

16. Neil, You Can't Ruin Another Love Day!, 29.5 pts

17. I've Learned that Trivia is One Crushing Defeat After Another Until You Just Wish Trump was Dead, 28.5 pts

18. Howl of the Unappreciated, 28 pts

19. We Know Where Uter Is!, 26 pts

20. You Just Don't Understand AI Football Commercials, Marge, 25.5 pts

21. The Fruit Punch Advisory Board, 24.5 pts

22. Like, You Know, Whatever, 23.5 pts

23. Milpool, 21 pts

24. Kamp Krusty Survivor, 13.5 pts

24. She's the Fastest, 13.5 pts

26. Can I Borrow a Feeling?, 9.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - January Edition

 

LOCATION : The J Arthur

CATEGORIES : Milhouse, Birthdays!

EPISODES :  The Homer They Fall, 22 Short Films About Springfield, Bart After Dark

WINNERS : Nobody Must Know This Team Dropped Their Glasses in the Toilet

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Nobody Must Know This Team Dropped Their Glasses in the Toilet - 46 pts

2. We Wonder Where All The Rats Will Go - 44.5 pts

3. We May Be Ugly and Hatefilled but um...What Was That Third Thing? - 42.5 pts

4. The Drunken Gamblers - 41 pts

5. 3 Money No Kids - 40 pts

6. The Well Wishers - 39.5 pts

6. The Lovematic Grampas - 39.5 pts

8. Stupid Babies Need The Most Attention - 22.5 pts