Sunday, February 28, 2016

February 27, 2016 - Calgary



Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Lemon of Troy, Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 1 & Part 2
Categories: Moe Syzlak, Birthdays & Cakes
Winner:  Professor V.J. Cornucopia’s Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery

1. Professor V.J. Cornucopia’s Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery, 42.5
2. Don’t make us run, we’re full of chocolate, 40.5
3. The Big Book of British Smiles, 39.5
3. Professor P.J. Cornucopia’s Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery, 39.5
3. This trivia contest is brought to you by Meryl Streep’s Versatility. Smell like Streep for cheap., 39.5
6. The dead have risen and are voting Republican, 39
6. Kwiki Mart Gougers, 39
8. When we form a trivia team, we’re keeping our own name! Er… um… maybe that should be if we choose to form a trivia team., 38.5
9. Jeremy's Iron, 38
10. The father of the boy who doesn’t win, 37
11. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!, 36
12. The trick to winning Simpsons Trivia is to say you’re prejudiced against all races., 35.5
13. Which one is the mouse? Itchy. Itchy’s a jerk. Yes he is., 34.5
14. Perfectly Cromulent, 33.5
15. Billy and the Cloneasaurus (aka Put it in “H”), 32
16. The so-called “city fathers” who cluck their tongues and stroke their beards, and talk about “what’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?”, 31.5
16. We’re big fat loudmouths and we can walk when we have to., 31.5
18. I only consider your teams scum compared to Krusty… yeah you see how you scum., 31.5
19. Red Bream & His Band of Some Esteem, 30.5
20. “We have scored 110%” “That’s impossible. No one can score more than 100%; by definition that’s the highest anyone will score…”, 29.5
21. The suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked featuring the damn wiener kids, 27.5
21. Well, whenever I’m confused I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions. Call me Abraham Simpson., 27.5
23. DUH! Stay out of Riverdale, 27
24. OH YEAH? C’mere a minute, 26.5
24. Homer Run, 26.5
26. Our team may be ugly and hate filled, but… um what was that third thing you said?, 25.5
27. D’awww… but they were going to show a close-up of the rod!, 24
28. Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s), 23
29. THRILLHO, 22.5
30. Flying Hellfish, 22
31. Gamblors, 20
32. Party Posse featuring Poochie and the Apus, 18.5
33. The Pin Pals, 13
34. People Who Look Like Things (aka The Junior Jaspers), 9.5
35. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, 8.5

Thursday, February 25, 2016

February 22nd, 2016 - Detroit


Location: Park Bar
Categories: Milhouse, Celebrities
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Homer's Barbershop Quartet, Duffless
Winners: My Damn Wiener Kids

1. My Damn Wiener Kids, 44.5 
2. Guy Incognito, 43.5 
3. Will There Ever Be a Rainbow, 41.5 
4. Thrillhouse, 39.5 
5. Bart Jr and Chirpy Boy, 38.5
6. The Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers, 34.5
7. Max Power, 34
8. Tromboners, 27
9. Holy Rollers, 20.5
10. You Don't Win Friends With Salad, 16.5
11. Stonecutters, 16
12. The Isotopes, 16
13. Everything's Coming up Milhouse, 8

Monday, February 15, 2016

February 15, 2016 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Reverend Lovejoy, Love
Episodes: I Love Lisa, I Married Marge, Two Bad Neighbors
Winners: What if Neil Wants to Hold Hands? I’m Prepared to Make That Sacrifice. What if Neil Wants to Kiss? I’m Prepared to Make That Sacrifice. What if—You Don’t Want to Know How Far I’ll Go

1. What if Neil Wants to Hold Hands? I’m Prepared to Make That Sacrifice. What if Neil Wants to Kiss? I’m Prepared to Make That Sacrifice. What if—You Don’t Want to Know How Far I’ll Go, 49 pts
2. Hello, Mr. Arsenty. It's Your Sons, Neil Arsenty, Jr. and Jeb Arsenty, 48.5 pts
3. Neil, We're Going to Miss You So Much. And It's Not Just the Sex. It's Also the Food Preparation, 48 pts
4. You Know What's So Great about You, Neil? You're Letting Your Looks Go Gracefully. You're Not All Hung Up on Looking Attractive and Desirable. It's Just So Rare and Refreshing, 47 pts
5. The Butts That Won't Quit, 46 pts
6. The Sooooooooooul Mass Transit System, 45 pts
7. The Story of How Two Brothers and Five Other Men Parlayed a Small Business Loan into a Thriving Trivia Team is a Long and Interesting One…, 43 pts
7. P is for Psycho, 43 pts
9. Six Simple Words: I'm Not Gay, But I'll Learn, 42 pts
10. Neil Arsenty was Right, Simpsons Trivia is a Hideous Bitch Goddess, 41 pts
10. Crackers, Ho!, 41 pts
12. I Thought the Generals Were Due!, 40 pts
13. Well, I'm Rappin' Abie and I'm Here to Say, If You Want to Drink Beer, Duff's the Only Way, I Said the ONLY Way, 38.5 pts
14. The Wild, Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farmer, the Bong-Rattling Bass of Mel Schacher, the Competent Drumwork of Don Brewer, 38 pts
14. Neil, This Wristband Doesn't Just Give Me Pizza. It Also Gives Me the Right, No the DUTY, to Make a Complete Ass of Myself, 38 pts
16. The Team That Has a King-Sized Bed for a *wolf whistle* Rawr! Rawr! *click click* Eee-ee! Eee-ee! *Growl* *Pant* Ruff! Ruff! Ahh-oohh! *Bee-bee-bee-bee-bee-bee! * Hubba! Hubba!, 37.5 pts
16. Who Won? The Losers?, 37.5 pts
18. Steamed Hams, 37 pts
19. Hail to the Chimp, 36 pts
20. Wacky Shack, 35.5 pts
20. Swank: 10 Times More Addictive Than Marijuana, 35.5 pts
20. Pin Pals, 35.5 pts
23. Mr. Putter, 35 pts
24. Does Whiskey Count as Beer?, 34.5 pts
25. Up With Mini Skirts, 34 pts
25. Team Discovery Channel, 34 pts
27. It's a Pornography Store. I was Buying Pornography, 33 pts
28. I'm a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt, 31.5 pts
29. No Ned, Only Trivia, 90 Dollars, 29.5 pts
30. The Doodletown Pipers, 29 pts
31. Our Next Team Likes Women Who Take Their Clothes Off for Money, 27.5 pts
32. Crap, I Shouldn't Have Said That, 27 pts
33. THRILLHO, 26.5 pts
34. Can I Borrow an Answer?, 24 pts
34. RAIL = RAIL, 24 pts

36. Brian McGee, 6 pts

Saturday, February 13, 2016

February 9th, 2016 - Toronto - Valentine's Edition


Location: Cadillac Lounge
Categories : The Van Houtens, The "Relationship" of Mr Smithers and Mr Burns
Episodes : Lisa on Ice, Bart's Friend Falls in Love, El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jomer
Winners : We've Been to Trivia in Chicago, Detroit, and Brooklyn, and By Gum, We Put Them on the Map!

1. We've Been to Trivia in Chicago, Detroit, and Brooklyn, and By Gum, We Put Them on the Map! - 47.5 pts
2. Why Yes, One of our Team Members Does Enjoy Their New Job at the Bowling Alley - 47 pts
3. Sex Cauldron - 46.5 pts
4. The Fruit Punch Advisory Board - 44 pts
5. Here at Globex, We Don't Believe in Team Names. In Fact. We Didn't Give You Our Coats! - 43 pts
5. The Moe Syzslak Experience feat. Homer - 43 pts
5. The Nelsons feat. No Particular Hopes or Dreams - 43 pts
5. The Team With the Romantic Abnormality. One So Unbelievable It Must Be Hidden From the Public at All Costs. - 43 pts
9. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless! - 40 pts
9. Our Trivia Host's Name is Chris? We've Been Calling Her Krandall! Why Didn't Anyone Tell Us? We've Been Making Idiots Out of Ourselves! - 40 pts
9. Stardust Mammaries - 40 pts
12. The Team That Says it Was THEIR Turn to Use the Inflatable Bath Pillow (They Just Kept SCREECHING and SCREECHING) - 39.5 pts
13. Deadbeat Dads Beat Dead - 39 pts
14. It's Step Pause, Turn Pause, Pivot Step Step. Not Step Pause, Turn Pause, Pivot Step Pause. - 38 pts
15. …This Things I Believe - 37.5 pts
16. CompuGlobalHyperMeganet - 36.5 pts
17. The League of Uninformed Voters - 36 pts
18. My Team's a Box, Damn You! A BOX! - 35.5 pts
19. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician, and a Statistician - 34 pts
20. I Like My Beer Cold and My Trivia FLAMING - 32.5 pts
20. The Erotic Awakening of S - 32.5 pts
22. Chris! Do You Know Where the Remote Is? - 32 pts
23. Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo - 31.5 pts
23. Me, Go To My Office? That's Highly Irregular. - 31.5 pts
23. People Don't Want Teams Named After Hungry Old Greek Broads - 31.5 pts
23. Team Discovery Channel - 31.5 pts
27. Iron Helps Us Play - 31 pts
28. All the Kids at Trivia Night are SOBs - 30.5 pts
28. I Bought This Team at Pink Floyd's Yard Sale - 30.5 pts
30. I'm Here to Play George Washington - 30 pts
31. The Team That's Quite Good at Turning Me On - 29.5 pts
32. You'll Have to Speak Up, We're Wearing a Towel - 29 pts
32. Kids Who Climb on Rocks - 28.5 pts
34. Los Souvenir Jacquitos - 27.5 pts
34. The Chazwozzers - 27.5 pts
36. Ralph Melish - 27 pts
36. Vegas Wives - 27 pts
38. It's Not Whether You Win or Lose, It's How Drunk You Get - 26.5 pts
39. Ask Questions About Bonestorm or Go To Hell! - 26 pts
39. Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour - 26 pts
41. It's Dignity! GAH! Don't You Even Know Dignity When You See It? - 25 pts
41. Springfield Wildcats - 25 pts
43. The Team That Tore the Head Off Mr. Honeybunny - 24 pts
43. Tin-Bear - 24 pts
45. A Couple of Rory Calhouns - 21.5 pts
46. What's Maggie Ever Done? - 18.5 pts
47. Jub Jub - 18 pts
48. The Inanimate Carbon Rods - 13.5 pts
49. Sadgasm (Editor's Note: For Shame) - 7.5 pts



Tuesday, February 9, 2016

February 2, 2016 - Hamilton



Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: Lisa's Wedding, New Kid On The Block, The PTA Disbands
Round Theme: Guest Starts
Winner: The Southern Dandies

1. The Southern Dandies (tie breaker)                    40.5
2. Compuglobalhypermeganet                               40.5
3. Max Powers                                                     39.5
4. Here Come the Pretzels                                    39
5. You're Older, Balder, Fatter Trivia Team             38.5
6. Not Once, Not Twice, But Thrice!                       37
7. Look Who's Oinking                                          36.5
8. Woozle Wuzzle                                                36
9. The Bonerland Medical Association                    34.5
10. You Don't Win Friends With Salad                    34
11. Stupid Babies Need the Most Attention             31
12. Lisa Needs Braces                                          30.5
13. The Hellfish                                                    29
14. A Canadian Team Who Say They Are Deathly   27
     Afraid of Scorpions
15. I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing               26.5
16. The Honour Rollers                                          25.5
17. Blue-Haired Goons                                           25
18. Skittlebrau                                                      24.5
19. Don't Call Me Mr. Scorpion                               23
20. KBBL                                                             14.5
21. B-Sharps                                                        13.5
22. Santa's Little Helpers                                        8



February 8, 2016 - Ottawa



Location: Grace O'Malley's
Episodes: You Only Move Twice, Simpson and Delilah
Categories: Homer, Birthdays, Bart
Winner - 3 way tie! Can I Borrow a Team Name?, Shelbyville Shelbyvillians, Uosdwis R Dewoh


1 Can I Borrow a Team Name? 50.0
1 Shelbyville Shelbyvillians 50.0
1 Uosdwis R Dewoh 50.0
2 Puma Pride 48.5
3 Our Team is also named Bort 35.0
4 Dr Nick Triviera 32.0
5 Gummy DiMilos, The  26.5
5 Iron Helps Us Play 26.5
6 742 Evergreen Terrace 21.0
7 In Stupid Flanders' Fields 18.0

Friday, February 5, 2016

January 28, 2016 - Detroit



Location: The Park Bar
Episodes: "Sunday Cruddy Sunday", "Mayored to the Mob", and "The Springfield Files"
Categories: Bart, Movies
Winners: Born to Runner Up


1. Born to Runner Up, 41 pts
2. Portrait of an Ass-Grabber, 37 pts
3. Uosdwis r Jewoh, 32.5 pts
4. Perfectly Cromulent, 13.5 pts
5. Stonecutters, 12.5 pts