Monday, August 18, 2014

August 18, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Bart Sells His Soul, Lisa’s Substitute, Much Apu About Nothing
Categories: Bill and Marty, Art
Winner: alt.nerd.obsessive

Final Standings:
alt.nerd.obsessive, 43 pts
2. The Team that Puts the “You” in “ImprYOUvement”, 42.5 pts
2. The Vassar “Let’s Crash the Rocket into the White House at Kill the President” Bashers, 42.5 pts
2. Vaporlock Awareness Association, 42.5 pts
5. The Team of Maximum Occupancy, 41 pts
6. Hugh Jass, 40.5 pts
6. They Said They Made the Team Themselves... from a Bigger Team, 40.5 pts
8. Capital Knockers, 39.5 pts
8. John Q. Driveway, 39.5 pts
10. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician, and a Statistician,  38 pts
10. Team Discovery Channel, 38 pts
12. Ooh, Trivia and Pizzeria Serio are a Dangerous Mix, 37.5 pts
13. A World Without Zinc, 37 pts
13. The Legend of the Dogfaced Woman, 37 pts
15. The Team from a Summer Place, from a Summer Place, It’s the Team from a Summer Place, It’s the Team, 36.5 pts
16. Professor VJ Cornucopia’s Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery, 35 pts
17. Loudmouth Malcontents, 34 pts
17. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers (gasp!), 34 pts
17. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 34 pts
20. Classroom After Classroom of Ugly, Ugly Children, 33.5 pts
21. WO__D_ F_IR, 33 pts
22. Five Lardos on Workman’s Comp, 32.5 pts
22. The Team that Likes Women that Take Their Clothes Off for Money, 32.5 pts
24. In this Team, We Obey the Laws of Thermodynamics, 31 pts
24. Nuts and Gum: Together at Last!, 31 pts
26. Are POO and ASS Taken?, 30 pts
26. Ozzie and the Straw, 30 pts
28. Coffee is for Closers, 29.5 pts
28. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, 29.5 pts
30. Impy and Chimpy, 29 pts
31. The Knifey Spoonies, 27.5 pts
32. Sex Cauldron? I Thought They Closed that Place Down!, 25 pts
32. The Crazy Old Man Singers, 25 pts
34. The Legitimate Businessmen’s Social Club, 24 pts
35. Worst Team Name Ever, 20 pts

Sunday, August 17, 2014

August 12, 2014 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar
Winner: Steamed Hams

Final Standings:
1. Steamed Hams, 46 pts
2. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 42.5 pts
3. Here Come The Pretzels, 42 pts
4. The Major Players Down At The Sewing Store, 40.5 pts
5. Team X, 40 pts
6. The Gay Robots from Star Wars, 39.5 pts
7. The Christ Punchers, 38.5 pts
8. Look Who’s Oinking, 33.5 pts
9. Pin Pals, 30 pts
10. The Danny Devito Devotees, 29 pts
11. Dental Plan/Lisa Needs Braces, 27.5 pts
12. Pray For Mojo, 27 pts
13. The Space Coyotes, 7.5 pts
14. McBain, 4 pts

August 12, 2014 - Toronto (4th anniversary edition)

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Lisa's Rival, You Only Move Twice, Cape Feare
Categories: Homer Simpson, Homer's Stupid Questions
Winner: None (exhibition game)

Team Names:
1. The Team Who Begged You To Look At Theirs First. Begged You!
2. My Name Is Zweig
3. This Team Must be Good. We Don't Need A Big Ad Or Even A Correct Score Sheet
4. Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Britany, Wesley, Rumour, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren Q-Bert, Phil
5. The Team That Learned Life Is One Crushing Defeat After Another Until You Wish Flanders Was Dead
6. The Leg-Up Program
7. Ken Griffey's Grotesquely Swollen Jaw
8. Herschel Krustofsky's Clown-Related Trivia Team
9. The Sound Sideshow Bob Makes When He Steps On A Rake
10. Curious George & The Ebola Virus
11. Gay For Moleman
12. Our Team Don't Do Well Beer Without
13. Ralph, Jesus Did Not Have Wheels
14. Quik-E-Mart Gougers
15. Nothing Can Possib-lye Go Wrong
16. The Iron Yuppies
17. Fingers Too Fat
18. Iron Helps Us Play!
19. The Whitey-Whackers
20. Badger My Ass, It's Probably Milhouse
21. Hired Goons!!!
22. Probably Missin' Your Old Glasses
23. Man Alive, There Are Men Alive In Here!
24. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampires
25. That's Leprosy For You!
26. Please Alter Our Pants As Fashion Dictates
27. Local Team Loses Pants, Life
28. The Darlings of The So-Called "City Fathers"
29. Born To Runner-Up
30. Itchy & Scratchy Tiiime
31. Hi! I'm Big Butt Skinner
32. The Ya-Hoo Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band
33. Gudger College Dropouts
34. There's Your Answer, Fishbulb35. Bonjourrrr, You Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys
36. Discovery Channel
37. Disapointment
38. The Itchy Lot
39. Hark To The Tale Of Nelson And The Team He Loved So Dear
40. Damn Hell Ass Kings
41. 64 Slices Of American Cheese
42. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks Who Ever Sucked...Diorama
43. WOO HOO Trivia T.O. Is Gonna Give Me Something Stupid!
44. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts
45. Our Team Will Be Deep In The Cold, Cold Ground Before We Recognize Missourah!
46. This Team Is Hatless, I Repeat, Hatless
47. Sex Cauldron
48. Especially Lisa, But Especially Bart
49. Prayers 4 Mojo
50. Starland Vocal Band
51. Homer Team Cares Not For Beans!
52. The Nelsons Featuring Sherri But Not Terri
53. Jeremy's Iron
54. Only Turkeys Have Left Wings
55. It's Not Magagie's Birthday?
56. Fourth Reich Motors
57. Added Extra Clap. This Team Is Not College Material
58. Trivia Is Boring. Talk About The Dolly!
59. Don't You Hate Pants?
60. Family. Religion. Friendship. These Are The Three Demons You Must Slay If You Wish To Succeed In Trivia
61. The Team That's Really A Peninsula
62. We Won! We Won! But Um, Unfortunately, Because We Bet On The Nelsons, We Won't Be Going Out For Pizza

Friday, August 8, 2014

August 7, 2014 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Mr. Burns; Lies, Excuses, and Alibis
Episodes: Bart's Comet, Lisa's Pony, Homer's Triple Bypass
Winner: You Don't Have to Yell, Dan, We're All Around You

Final Standings:

1. You Don't Have to Yell Dan, We're All Around You, 47 pts
2. The Greatest Hemisphere on Earth... The Western Hemisphere!, 45.5 pts
3. The Spaceology Department at the Correspondence College of Tampa, 45 pts
3. A More Alarmist Team Name Would Be The Kill-Bot Factory, 45 pts
5. The New Shebangs, Featuring Big Timmy, 44 pts
6. That Drunken Posse, 43.5 pts
7. Someone's Attractive Cousins, 43 pts
8. Warren, Melvin, Gary, Dot, Gordy, 42.5 pts
9. The Neglectorinos, 41 pts
10. Cirrhosis of the Liver... Liver... Liver!, 40.5 pts
11. Raisin Roundies, 35.5 pts
12. The Team That Got More Gongs than the Break-Dancing Robot Who Caught On Fire, 34.5 pts
13. Stupid Teams Need The Most Attention, 34 pts
14. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, 33 pts
15. The Team of Purification Is At Hand, 32.5 pts
16. Where Are My Kudos?, 31.5 pts
17. Knight Boat, 31 pts
17. This Team Must Be Good. They Don't Need A Lot of Players, Or Even Correct Spelling, 31 pts
19. Flancrest Enterprises, 30.5 pts
20. Fishbulbs, 30 pts
20. Hortense the Mule-Faced Team, 30 pts
22. The Team That's More Important Than Coal, 29.5 pts
23. Rowdy Roddy Peepers (1), 29 pts
24. Compu Global Hyper Mega Net, 28 pts
24. "Sarah" and the Walking Trio, 28 pts
26. Live From the Famous Brown Sand of Public Beach Delaware It's the Live Nationals of Sand Castle Building... Preview, 27 pts
26. Honk If You're Horny, 27 pts
28. Pressed Peanut Sweepings, 26.5 pts
28. Lousy Two Legged Pants, 26.5 pts
30. Why! Must I Fail! At Every Attempt at Masonry!, 25.5 pts
31. Supernintendo Chalmers, 25 pts
32. Discovery Channel, 24.5 pts
33. Shave Off Those Sideburns, 24 pts
34. What Was I Laughing About Again? Oh Yes, That Crippled Irishman!, 22.5 pts
35. Rowdy Roddy Peepers (2), 20 pts
36. Thrillhouse (THRILLHO), 19 pts
37. Let's None of Us Have a Cow, 18.5 pts
38. We Like Roy!, 14 pts
39. Missus Bouvier! Missus Bouvier! Missus Bouvier!, 12.5 pts
40. I Need The Biggest Seed Bell You Have.... No, That's Too Big., 9.5 pts
41. Mama's Pryin' Bar, 7.5 pts
42. I Like Futurama Better, 7 pts
42. Where's My Elephant?, 7 pts
44. Mendez and McGuinnes, 5 pts
45. Johnny Fooseball, 2 pts