Monday, December 16, 2013

December 10, 2013 - Toronto


Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Grift Of The Magi, Miracle On Evergreen Terrace, Mr. Plow
Categories: Superintendant Chalmers, Religion
Winner: You're At The Front Table? Yes. You Play Simpsons Trivia? Yes. We Play Simpsons Trivia Too! So? Well, Are You Better Than Us? Well, We Never Met You, But…Yes

Final Standings:
1. You're At The Front Table? Yes. You Play Simpsons Trivia? Yes. We Play Simpsons Trivia Too! So? Well, Are You Better Than Us? Well, We Never Met You, But…Yes, 48.5 pts
2. The Blurst of Teams, 47.5 pts
3. Here At Globex, We Don't Believe In Team Names! In Fact, I Didn't Even Give You My Coat, 46 pts
3. Stupid Team Name. Be More Funny!, 46 pts
3. The Wondrous Wizards Of Latin, 46 pts
6. The Nelsons, 45.5 pts
7. Kiss MY Asphalt, 45 pts
8. Dear Chris and Andrew: While We Were Thinking Of This Team Name, A Lumber Yard Burned Down, 44.5 pts
8. We've Had It Up To HERE With Your Freakin' Trivia RU-LES, 44. 5 pts
10. A Fridge Too Far, 44 pts
10. Sex Cauldron, 44 pts
12. Adrian's Revenge, 40.5 pts
12. The Rand Corporation, In Conjunction With The Saucer People, Under The Supervision of The Reverse Vampires, 40.5 pts
14. Nuts And Gum: Together At Last!, 39.5 pts
15. Look Out Itchy, He's Irish, 39 pts
15. Our Team Is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless, 39 pts
15. The Bob Mackie Originals, 39 pts
15. The Team That Obviously Had No Help From Their Parents, 39 pts
19. Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three, 38.5 pts
20. Veterans Of Popular Wars, 38 pts
21. In Japan, They Call Us "Seasonal Gift Man"And We Live On The Moon, 36 pts
22. Man Alive! There Are Men Alive In Here, 35.5 pts
23. We'd Be Cute If We Weren't So Idealistic, 34.5 pts
24. The Dialing Wands, 33 pts
25. The Team That Was Eventually Rescued By…Oh, Let's Say Moe, 31.5 pts
26. Hey, I Asked For Ketchup! I'm Eatin' Salad Here, 31 pts
26. The FBI Light Opera Society Sings The Complete Gilbert & Sullivan, 31 pts
26. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 31 pts
29. The Team That's Got A Big Plow And Will Move A Lot Of Things (Like Your Cow, If You Have One), 30.5 pts
29. We'll Be Back….Prob….Probably, 30.5 pts
31. Springfield IsoDopes, 30 pts
32. Are You Our Conscience? ….We….Yes…., 29 pts
32. Lee Carvalho's Putting Challenge….You Have Selected "No", 29 pts
34. Put It In H, 28.5 pts
35. A Team By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet. Not If You Called Us Stench Blossoms, Or Crap Weed, 27.5 pts
35. My Trivia Team Has A First Name, It's F-R-I-T-Z, My Trivia Team Has A Second Name, 27.5 pts
37. I Like My Beer Cold, My TV Loud And My Homosexuals Flaaaaaming, 27 pts
38. Lee Carvalho's Putting Challenge Team, 26.5 pts
38. Nothing Could Possiblye Go Wrong, 26.5 pts
40. Can I Borrow An Answer?, 26 pts
40. Chairman Moe's Magic Wok, 26 pts
42. Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors, 24 pts
42. Ugly, Ugly Children, 24 pts
44. Sideshow Bobby, 23.5 pts
45. Steel Workers of America, 22.5 pts
46. Now Stay Tuned For A Video Christmas Card from Tupac Shakur, 22 pts
46. We Must Find The Jade Monkey Before The Next Full Moon, 22 pts
48. Our English Is, How You Say, Inelegant, 21.5 pts
49. Green Dress, Pearls, And A Lot Of Blue Hair, 20.5 pts
50. No Homers Allowed, 14 pts
51. Krusty Burger Butts, 13.5 pts

December 5, 2013 - Brooklyn


Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Miracle On Evergreen Terrace, Grift Of The Magi, Homer Badman
Categories: Patty & Selma, Video Games
Winner: I'll Stay Away From Your Team Alright; Stay Away Forever

Final Standings:
1. I'll Stay Away From Your Team Alright; Stay Away Forever, 48 pts
2. Don't Do What Donny Don't Does, 46 pts
2. The Finest Team You've Got, Stuffed With The Second Finest, 46 pts
4. Who Is Your Least Favorite Host, Dan Or Dan? No One Ever Says Dan, 45.5 pts
5. Feels Like I'm Wearin' Nothing At All, Nothing At All, Nothing At All, 45 pts
5. Dioramarama, 45 pts
7. Why Do We Need New Teams? Everyone Knows Trivia Attained Perfection In 1974, 44 pts
8. Professor P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium And Great American Steakery, 43 pts
9. The Non-Giving Up School Guys, 42.5 pts
10. Red Breem And His Band Of Some Esteem, 42 pts
10. Dead Beat Dads Beat Dead, 42 pts
12. The Team That Blocked Out Our Sun, Ran Over A Local Boy and Stole Christmas From 1981 to 1984, 41.5 pts
13. But We Already Came Up With A Trivia Name. It Took Seven Hours But We Did It. It's Done., 41 pts
13. The Soooooooooooul Mass Transit System, 41 pts
15. My Geode Must Be Acknowledged, 40.5 pts
16. The Team That Got More Gongs Than The Breakdancing Robot That Caught On Fire, 38 pts
17. Um, Dasher, Dancer, Nixon, Comet, Cupid…Donna Dixon?, 35.5 pts
18. Some Kind Of Non-Giving Up School Guys, 34.5 pts
19. The Dorkus Malorkuses, 30 pts
20. Up And At Them, 27 pts
21. Esophagus Now, 25 pts
21. We Need more Bort License Plates In The Gift Shop, I Repeat, We Are Sold Out Of Bort License Plates, 25 pts
23. I'm-On-A-Rolla-Gay, 22.5 pts
24. RIP Nelson Muntz Dela, 18.5 pts
25. My Name Is Agnes And You Know It's Agnes. It Means Lamb. Lamb Of God., 16 pts
26. A Single Plum, Floating In Perfume, Served In A Man's Hat, 14.5 pts
27. Lousy Smarch Weather, 12.5 pts
28. I Think Words I Would Never Say, 11.5 pts
29. Just A Little Late, It's Still Good It's Still Good, 3.5 pts
30. Car Hold, 1.5 pts

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

November 18, 2013 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Edna Krabappel, Songs
Episodes: Homer at the Bat, Bart's Friend Falls in Love, The PTA Disbands
Winner(s): Tipsy McStagger's Mozzarella Sticks

Final Standings: 
1. Tipsy McStagger's Mozzarella Sticks, 49 pts
2. No One in History Has Ever Thought of a Team Name This Clever, 48 pts
3. Please Help Yourselves to This Tripe, 46.5 pts
4. I'm A Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt, 45.5 pts
5. My team has a 1st name, it's F-R-I-T-Z.  My team has a 2nd name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N, 45 pts
6. This Team Shouldn't Have Eaten That Powdered Packet of Gravy We Found in the Parking Lot, 44.5 pts
7. The Vassar Bashers, 43.5 pts
8. It's Not Really Us! We Used Stunt Butts!, 42 pts
9. Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Food Magorium and Great American Steakery, 37 pts
10. Little Rudiger, 36.5 pts
11. Wacky Shaaaack!, 36 pts
12. Armin's Copy of Swank, 34 pts
12. Hired Goons, 34 pts
12. Kippers for Breakfast, 34 pts
15. I've Been Calling Her Crandall!, 33.5 pts
16. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, 33 pts
17. Wiggum Forever, Barney Never, 32 pts
18. Nuke the Whales, 31.5 pts
19. Pray for Mojo, 30.5 pts
20. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers, 30 pts
21. Crappy Little Elves, 25 pts
22. Can I Borrow a Feeling?, 23.5 pts
22. Loggins, Messina, Oates and Lisa, 23.5 pts
24. It's Groening Men, 22.5 pts
25. Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, 20 pts
26. The Ides of Marge, 19.5 pts
27. Everything's Coming Up Milhouse, 19 pts
27. Son of Sanford and Son, 19 pts
29. Are Poo and Ass Taken?, 16.5 pts
30. Disco Stu's Denim Jacket, 15 pts
30. Seeweed Sharks, 15 pts
32. L'il Bandits, 9 pts

Sunday, November 17, 2013

November 12, 2013 - Toronto


Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Bart Gets An F, Grade School Confidential, Bart The Lover
Categories: Edna Krebappel, Theatre
Winner: Loggins & Oates

Final Standings:
1. Loggins & Oates, 48 pts
2. The Team That Is Going To Hide Underneath Some Coats And Hope That Everything Is Alright, 45 pts
3. Sex Cauldron, 44 pts
4. Forget About The Trivia, When Do We Get The Freaking Guns?, 43 pts
5. Have We Played Simpsons Trivia? Yeah, Once, Probably In One of Our Drunken Stupors, 41.5 pts
6. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampires, 40.5 pts
6. "Mayor Ford" Corruptus Extremis, 40.5 pts
8. The Nelsons + I'm Joe Namath, 40 pts
9. We Got Mono From Riding The Monorail, 39 pts
10. 9th Bearded Infantry, 38.5 pts
11. Mendozaaaaaaa, 38 pts
12. Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermit, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoey, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Candle, Caitlin, Noah, Sascha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Loren, Q-Bert and Phil, 37 pts
13. Put It In H, 36 pts
13. We Sleep In A Racing Car, Do You?, 36 pts
13. Sexually Yours, 36 pts
16. Stupider Like A Fox, 35 pts
16. She-She Club, 35 pts
18. Go Banana!, 34.5 pts
18. Eastern Europe's Favourite Cat And Mouse Team: Worker And Parasite, 34.5 pts
20. Truly Yours Is A Butt That Won't Quit - Woodrow, 33.5 pts
21. This Lesbian Bar Doesn't Have A Fire Exit! Enjoy Your Deathtrap, Ladies, 33 pts
22. Okay Crew, Set Your Faces To Stunned, 32.5 pts
22. Our Feet Are Soaked but Our Cuffs Are Bone Dry, 32.5 pts
24. We're A Smart Team, But We Make Bad Choices, 31 pts
25. The Wildcats, 30.5 pts
26. The Hootie McBoobs, 29.5 pts
26. A Nudist Camp for Animals, 29.5 pts
28. Springfield's 9th Bearded Infantry, 28.5 pts
28. The Globex Corporation, 28.5 pts
28. The Pimps And The C.H.U.D.S., 28.5 pts
31. The Wheezy Windbags, 27 pts
31. We Can't Hear You Chris, We're Wearing Our Jacuzzi Suits, 27 pts
31. Thrillhou-, 27 pts
31. Also Named Bort, 27 pts
35. I Gotta Go, My Damn Weiner Kids Are Listening, 26.5 pts
36. Oh, I've Been Calling Her Crandall, 26 pts
37. Secret Lovers of Woodrow Wilson, 25.5 pts
38. Maaaaaattttloooock Expressway, 24.5 pts
38. The Zephyrs, 24.5 pts
40. Man Alive, There Are Men Alive In Here!, 24 pts
41. The Contrabulous Fabtraption Of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, 22 pts
42. Tipsy McStagger's Goodtime Drinking And Eating Emporium, 21.5 pts
42. Edna, I Must Leave You; Why, I Cannot Say; Where, You Cannot Know; How I Will Get There, I Haven't Decided Yet, 21.5 pts
44. We Had A Team Called The Cup And Ball Hogs, It Died, It Dies; Mom Said It Was Sleeping, She Lied, She Lied; Why Oh Why Is Our Team Dead? Couldn't That Chrysler Have Hit Us Instead?, 20.5 pts
44. Sexually Yours, Woodrow, 20.5 pts
46. I'm On My Way, 18.5 pts
47. We're Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 18 pts
47. The Thompsons, 18 pts
49. Worst...Team...Ever, 17.5 pts
50. Spittle County Raiders, "Birthplace Of The Loogie", 13 pts
51. Can't Win, Don't Try, 10 pts
52. 64 Slices of American Cheese, 9.5 pts
53. Elppabarc Ande, 8 pts
54. Simpson Scandal Update: Homer Sleeps Nude In An Oxygen Tent Which He Believes Gives Him Sexual Powers, 7.5 pts
55. The Pimps And The C.H.U.D.S. 2, 4 pts
56. Did You Know Simpsons Trivia Has Gone Up In Popularity Each And Every Year? If These Trends Continue...Ayyyy, 1 pt


November 7, 2013 - Brooklyn


Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Bart The Lover
Categories:
Winner: Dans, The Teams Are Playing In The Hole Again

Final Standings:
1. Dans, The Teams Are Playing In The Hole Again, 45.5 pts
2. Personally Offended By Broad Social Trends, 43.5 pts
2. As You Know, One Day Your Team Name Will Disqualify You From All Of The Hottest And Noisiest Jobs, 43.5 pts
4. The Team Where Nothing Could Possibl-Y Go Wrong, 42 pts
4. Mmm, This Sandwich Tastes So Young And Impudent, 42 pts
6. This Team's Faking It, 41.5 pts
6. Calling All Quakers, 41.5 pts
8. The Neglecterinos, 41 pts
9. Pukahontas, 40.5 pts
9. Easy Targets For Every Smooth Talking Lothario With His Own Car And Tight Jeans, 40.5 pts
11. Semper Fudge, 40 pts
12. Can't. Stop. Doing The Monkey, 39 pts
12. Dans, You're The Closest Thing To A Man In My Life And That's So Depressing I'm Going To Cry, 39 pts
12. The Sandal-Wearing Goldfish Tenders, 39 pts
15. The Drug Dealer Keeper-Awayers, 38.5 pts
15. This Team Both Sucks And Blows, 38.5 pts
17. Too Many Grandmas, 38 pts
18. This Is Simpsons Trivia, Not The Bloody Splish Splash Show, 37 pts
19. Meow Meow Meow, 36.5 pts
20. This Team Is Very Sad For It Has Been Overthrown And Replaced By The Benevolent General Krull. All Hail Krull And His Glorious New Regime, 36 pts
20. Klondike 5-3457, 36 pts
22. Woozle Wuzzle, 35.5 pts
23. The Denver Broncos???, 35 pts
24. Is That Gum? Is That Gum? Is That Gum?, 33.5 pts
24. Herman's Head Trauma, 33.5 pts
26. Strap On Your Skates, Gordie, 32.5 pts
27. Forty Rods To The Hogshead, 32 pts
28. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 31.5 pts
28. Yeah Smingers Did It, Case Closed, 31.5 pts
30. This Team's Been Calling Her Crandall, 30 pts
30. Drink Up Judah Ben Hur. You Truly Are King Of Kings, 30 pts
30. Insulting The Boot Is A Bootable Offense, 30 pts
33. Pumping Gas For A Living, 29.5 pts
34. Hired Goons, 29 pts
35. Gummy Artisans That Work Exclusively In the Medium of Gummy, 28.5 pts
36. Thanks Benevenstanchiano!, 28 pts
37. Flowers By Irene, 27.5 pts
38. The Steamed Hams, 26.5 pts
39. Raggin' On Your Cord, 25 pts
40. You Don't Win Friends With Salad, 22.5 pts
41. The Christ Punchers, 22 pts
41. Supernintendo Chalmers, 22 pts
43. Everything's Comin' Up Milhouse, 21.5 pts
44. The Wild Shirtless Lyrics Of Mark Farner, The Bong-Rattling Bass Of Mel Schacher, And The Competent Drum Work Of Don Brewer, 21 pts
45. Bonerland, 20 pts
46. The Big Book Of British Smiles, 19.5 pts
47. Homersexuals, 18.5 pts
48. The Native Americans of Comedy Writing: They Used Everything (It's Not As Racist As It Seems), 5 pts
49. The Brooklyn Isotopes, 2.5 pts
50. Tiger & The Knife, 1 pt




Tuesday, October 22, 2013

October 21, 2013 - Chicago



Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Lenny & Carl, US Presidents
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror IV, Treehouse of Horror VII
Winner(s): The Chubbiest Kickline in Town & The Black Smithers (tie)

Final Standings: 
1. The Black Smithers, 47.5 pts
1. The Chubbiest Kickline in Town, 47.5 pts
3. Vassar Bashers, 47 pts
3. alt.nerd.obsessive, 47 pts
3. Urge to Kill... Rising..., 47 pts
6. Do Not Touch Willie, 44.5 pts
7. Team is Hatless, Repeat: Hatless, 44 pts
8. The Sour Quince Logs, 42 pts
8. My Precious Antique Cans, 42 pts
10. The League of Uninformed Voters, 40.5 pts
11. Champions of Winning, Superb!, 39 pts
11. Whitey Whompers, 39 pts
13. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, 38.5 pts
14. The Al Ighty Ollar, 37.5 pts
14. Thrillhouse, 37.5 pts
16. Thrillho, 36.5 pts
17. Greasy Thugs, 35 pts
18. Krudler, 34.5 pts
18. Wacky Shack, 34.5 pts
20. Nuke the Whales, 34 pts
21. Jimmy Carter: History's Greatest Monster, 33 pts
21. The Free Range Children, 33 pts
21. WO__D_ F_IR, 33 pts
24. Ham-A-Hoy!, 32.5 pts
25. Spin the Middle Side Topwise... Or Die, 29.5 pts
26. We Are From Zee Land of Chocolate, 26.5 pts
27. The Frogurt is Also Cursed, 25.5 pts
28. Crazy Vaclav Auto Sales, 22.5 pts
28. Urge to Kill... Rising... Rising... Fading... Rising!, 22.5 pts
30. The Ny Mets, 18.5 pts
30. We Hate Diana for Being Late, 18.5 pts
32. The Seaweed Sharks, 16 pts
33. The Homersexuals, 9 pts
34. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks that Ever Sucked, 5 pts

October 8, 2013 - Toronto


Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror VI, Treehouse of Horror, VII, Treehouse of Horror III
Categories: Treehouse of Horror
Winner: The Team That's Going To Suck…Your Blood!

Final Standings:
1. The Team That's Going To Suck…Your Blood!, 43.5 pts
2. Trojan, Ramses, Magnum, Sheik, 40.5 pts
3. Sex Cauldron, 38 pts
4. The Nelsons featuring I'm Joe Namath, 36 pts
5. Alright, We Wrote Our Team Name. Now Can We Please Have Our Free Boat?, 35 pts
6. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Sauce People Under The Supervisison Of The Reverse Vampires, 33 pts
7. Yup, Here's Your Problem: Someone Set This Team To Evil, 32 pts
8. Cup And Ball Hogs, 30.5 pts
8. The Trivia Host's Name Is Brazeau? We've Been Calling Her Crandell! We Feel Like Idiots, 30.5 pts
10. How To Cook For Forty Humans, 30 pts
11. The California Cheeseburgers, 29 pts
12. This Trivia Team Carries A Terrible Curse. (Pause) But It Comes With A Free Frogurt, 28 pts
13. James Hell Brooks, 26.5 pts
14. Abortions For Some, 26 pts
15. Ooo, He Card Read Good, 24.5 pts
16. Put It In H, 23.5 pts
16. The Older, Balder, Fatter Team, 23.5 pts
18. Eastern Europe's Favourite Cat And Mouse Team, Worker And Parasite, 23 pts
18. Models In The Sears Catalogue, 23 pts
20. I Tell You, I Won't Play On A Trivia Team That Robs Men Of The Right To Marry Their Cousins, 22.5 pts
21. I Have Two Questions: Where's The Fife? And Give Me The Fife, 22 pts
21. Stoner's Pot Palace, 22 pts
21. The Team That Must Move Forward, Not Backward, Upward, Not Forward, And Always, twirling, Twirling, Twirling Towards Freedom, 22 pts 
24. Christ Punchers, 21.5 pts
24. How To Cook Forty Humans, 21.5 pts
26. Boaking Accidents, 21 pts
26. Flancrest Enterprises, 21 pts
26. Nut And Gum: Together At Last!, 21 pts
29. In The Midst Of All The Killing And Skin Eating, Somehow We Forgot The Love, 20 pts
29. Stupider Like A Fox, 20 pts
29. This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate…That's Bad, 20 pts
32. Ding Freedom. Dong Opportunity, 19.5 pts
32. Hello! Human Flies Here! C'mon, We Stayed Up All Night Dyeing Our Underpants, 19.5 pts
32. My Cat's Breath Smells Like Cat Food, 19.5 pts
32. You Gotta Sell Your Pumpkin Futures Before Hallowe'en. BEFORE!, 19.5 pts
36. Gentlemen…To Evil!, 19 pts
37. Get To The Workin' Overtime Part, 18.5 pts
37. Man Loses Pants, Life, 18.5 pts
37. Simpsons Trivia Rewards Knowledge. This Team Punishes Ignorance, 18.5 pts
40. The Team With The Case Of The 'Sposedas, 16 pts
41. I'm On My Way!, 15 pts
42. I'm Somewhere Where I Don't Know Where I Am, 13.5 pts
43. Yeah, You Heard Me Phil, Two Measly Stinkin' Grapes, 13 pts
44. Capital City Goofball, 12.5 pts
44. If We Lose, We're Out Of The Family, 12.5 pts
46. Moooooom! The Cup And Ball Hogs Are Smoking!, 12 pts
47. Donnie Don't, 11 pts
47. Szyzlin' Syzslaks, 11 pts
49. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 10 pts
50. No On 24, 8 pts
51. Fishbulb, 7.5 pts
53. They Came To Life. Good For Them, 7 pts
54. Biggie-Smalls, 3 pts


Friday, October 11, 2013

October 3, 2013 - Brooklyn


Location: Berry Park
Categories: Kang & Kodos, Baseball & Softball
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror VI, Treehouse of Horror VII
Winner: The Center for Re-Neducation

Final Standings:
1. The Center for Re-Neducation, 48 PTAs
2. The Fun Boys, 47 pts
3. Mooching War Widows, 46.5 pts
4. Hello, I Need The Largest Team Name You Have. No, That's Too Big, 45.5 pts
5. Not Now, We're Too Drunk, 44.5 pts
6. Let Me Have One Of Those Porno Magazine, A Large Box Of Condoms, A Bottle of Old Harper, A Couple Of Those Panty Shields, The Answer For Round 3, And One Of Those Disposable Enemas...Better Make It Two, 44 pts
7. Born To Runner-Up, 43.5 pts
7. Honk If You're Horny, 43.5 pts
9. Bart Gets To Ride In The Front Because He's A Good Guy At Trivia, 43 pts
10. You'll Go Where I Go, Defile What I Defile, Eat Who I Eat, 42 pts
10. Who Are Those Clowns In Congress Clowning? They Have No Business Being Clowns, They Should Leave The Clowning Business To All The Other Clowns In The Clowning Business, 42 pts
12. The Hammock District, 41.5 pts
13. The Stewed Prunes, 40.5 pts
14. Ya Used Me, Skinner! Ya Used Me!, 39.5 pts
14. Oh, Let's Say....Moe, 39.5 pts
14. The ReBigulators, 39.5 pts
17. Da Daaa Da Da Da HEY da da da da, 39 pts
18. Urge To Kill Rising, 38.5 pts
19. That's One Palindrome You Be Hearing For A While, 37 pts
20. In Rod We Trust, 36.5 pts
20. Where's The Any Key?, 36.5 pts
22. The Pimps And The C.H.U.D.S., 34 pts
22. The Bear Patrol, 34 pts
24. Brain & Nerve Tonic, 33.5 pts
25. Beware This Team Carries A Terrible Curse, 32 pts
26. Paul McCartney's Really Rippin' Lentil Soups, 31 pts
26. On Closer Inspection, These Are Loafers, 31 pts
28. Tennesseein' Is Tennebelievin', 26.5 pts
29. Put It In H, 26 pts
30. The Team That Sleeps On A Pile Of Money With Many Beautiful Ladies, 24 pts
31. Goons. Hired Goons., 23.5 pts
31. Can't You See This Barnyard Noise Guessing Game Is Tearing Us Apart?, 23.5 pts
33. You Promised Me Dog Or Higher, 20.5 pts
34. A Joint Venture Of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 19.5 pts
35. Ay Las Naranjas en La Cabeza, 19 pts
36. Shelbyville Manhattan, 12.5 pts
37. The Duds, 11.5 pts
38. Unemployed Boehners, 2 pts


Tuesday, September 17, 2013

September 16, 2013 - Chicago (1st anniversary edition)


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Black Widower (bonus!), Cape Feare, Sideshow Bob Roberts, Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
Categories: Flanders, Toys
Winner(s): Cat Hurricane Chow


1. Cat Hurricane Chow, 45 pts
2. Needs More Dog, 43 pts
3. The Popli Kids, 42.5 pts
3. We Don't Know if This Team Eats Crackers. Frankly, We Don't Want to Know, 42.5 pts
5. alt.nerd.obsessive, 40.5 pts
6. The Vassar Bashers, 40 pts
7. Do Not Touch-Willie, 38.5 pts
8. Billy and the Cloneasaurus, 36.5 pts
9. Too Many Grandmas, 35.5 pts
10. Simpsons Trivia Night, Neil Speaking. Hold On, Lemme Check. Hey Everybody, "I'm a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt", 33.5 pts 
11. Look Neil, You Don't Know What It's Like.  We're the Team Out There Every Day Putting Their Ass on the Line.  And We're Not Out of Order.  You're Out of Order!  The Whole Freakin' System is Out of Order! You Want the Truth?!  You Can't HANDLE the Truth!  'Cause When You Reach Over and Put Your Hand into a Pile of Goo That Was Your Best Friend's Face, You'll Know What to Do!  Forget it, Neil, It's Chinatown!, 33 pts
12. Nuke the Whales, 32 pts
13. Whacky Shack!, 31.5 pts
14. Thrillho, 31 pts
15. Say Hello to Miguel Sanchez, 28.5 pts
16. The Ides of Marge, 28 pts
17. I'm a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt, 27.5 pts
18. Spin the Middle Side Top Wise, 25.5 pts
18. Dumb as a Mule and Twice as Ugly, 25.5 pts
20. Gersh Agency, 25 pts
21. So Long, Stinktown!, 22.5 pts
22. If Only I Didn't Already Have a Pair of Shoes, 22 pts
23. The Grade-A Morons, 18 pts
24. Stop Saying Hawaii in There, 16.5 pts
25. $20 Can Buy Many Peanuts, 13 pts

Monday, September 16, 2013

September 10, 2013 - Toronto


Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Bart Gets An Elephant, Whacking Day, Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baaadassss Song
Categories: Chief Wiggum, U.S. Presidents
Winner: Webster's Dictionary Defines Excellence As "The State Or Condition Of This Team Being Excellent"

Final Standings:
1. Webster's Dictionary Defines Excellence As "The State Or Condition Of This Team Being Excellent", 48 pts
2. Sex Cauldron, 46 pts
3. I Said "Hop In.", 45.5 pts
3. The Team From Kua...Kual Lam...France!, 45.5 pts
5. The Nelsons featuring I'm Joe Namath, 44 pts
6. Real Acid?, 43.5 pts
6. Stupider Like A Fox, 43.5 pts
8. A Team Full Of Hope And Some Cement, 42.5 pts
9. Allied Biscuit, 42 pts
9. Hired Goons, 42 pts
11. The Rand Corporation, In Conjunction With The Saucer People, Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampires, 41 pts
12. I Can't Believe We Paid $10,000 For This Trivia. What The Heck Was That Lab Fee For?, 40.5 pts
13. Billowing Backpacks, Radioactive Man!, 39.5 pts
13. Capital City's Nakedest Ladies, 39.5 PTAs
15. Can't You See This Barnyard Noise Guessing Game Is Tearing Us Apart?, 39 pts
16. Put It In H, 37.5 pts
17. Wang Computers, 36 pts
18. Man Loses Life, Pants, 35 pts
19. These Aren't The Socks She Came In With, 34 pts
20. Bigger Than Jesus, 33.5 pts
20. I Already Forgot Our Team Name...It Was Larson Something, 33.5 pts
22. The Nutty Cuckoo Super Kings, 32.5 pts
22. Not Now, I'm Far Too Drunk, 32.5 pts
24. Guy Incognito, 32 pts
25. The Team That Rhymes With Corey...Gory...Story...Allegory...Montessori, 32 pts
26. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 31.5 pts
26. The Haunted Lemon Tree, 31.5 pts
26. The Leader Beans, 31.5 pts
29. Murphy, You Are An Elf, 30.5 pts
30. We Like The 49ers Because They're Pure Of Heart, Seattle Because They've Got Something To Prove, And The Team At Table 1 Because They Always Cheat, 28.5 pts
31. The Christ Punchers, 27.5 pts
32. Monkey Trauma Center, 26.5 pts
32. Mr. Kookalamanza And Some Real Ugly Kid, 26.5 pts
34. Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo, 25.5 pts
34. My Team Is Named Bort, 25.5 pts
36. The Robotic Richard Simmons, 25 pts
36. Worker And Parasite, 25 pts
38. Choo-Choo-Choose Me, 24 pts
39. The Holy Rollers, 23.5 pts
39. The House Next To The House With No Numbers, 23.5 pts
41. Nuts And Gum: Together At Last, 22 pts
42. We've Tried Nothing And We're All Out Of Ideas, 21.5 pts
43. The Christ Punchers 2, 20.5 pts
43. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks, 20.5 pts
43. Yusdwis R. Dewoh, 20.5 pts
46. Stoner's Pot Palace, 20 pts
47. The Chicken Necks, 19.5 pts
48. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 19 pts
49. The International Drainage Commission In Springfield, 18.5 pts
50. Look At You Standing On Your Hind Legs Like A Couple Of Rory Calhouns, 15.5 pts
51. The Village People, 15 pts
52. I Was Going To Think Of A Team Name, But Then I Said "I'll Do It A Little Later, I'll Do It A Little Later." And By The Time I Had A Name, It Was Already Over, 10 pts
53. Scorpio (Call Me Hank), 7 pts
54. Seinfeld Fanatics, 6.5 pts
55. Kwame, 1 pt
56. Pie, 0 pts

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

September 5, 2013 - Brooklyn


Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Lard of the Dance, War of the Simpsons, Das Bus
Categories: Snake, education
Winner: Smooth Jimmy Apollo's Lock Of The Week

Final Standings:
1. Smooth Jimmy Apollo's Lock Of The Week, 46 pts (won tiebreak)
1. Non-Threatening Boys, 46 pts
3. The Team That Is Directly Under The Earth's Sun....Now, 44.5 pts
4. Senor Ding Dongs Doorbell Fiesta, 43 pts
4. The Team That Still Has Enough Money To Buy The Cleveland Browns, 43 pts
6. Punch It Neddy! I Can't, It's A Geo, 42.5 pts
7. Trivia Teams Can Be So Cruel, 42 pts
8. Rabbi, Is It Right To Attend Simpsons Trivia Instead of Synagogue?, 41.5 pts
9. Forget About The Team Name, When Do We Get The Freakin' Guns?, 39.5 pts
10. The She-She Lounge, 39 pts
11. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician, and A Statistician, 38.5 pts
12. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns, 37.5 pts
13. A Team That Is Just Like The Other Teams, But With One Important Difference. Oh. They Took That Out. Then Yes, It Is Just Like The Other Teams, 37 pts
14. Bovine University Reunion Party, 36 pts
15. Iron Helps Us Play, 35.5 pts
16. The Christ Punchers 2, 35 pts
17. We Are Not Communists. We May be Liars, Pigs, and Communists, But We Are Not Porn Stars, 34 pts
18. Who Are We? The Wildcats! Who Are We Gonna Beat? The Wildcats!, 32 pts
19. Are You Wearing A Grocery Bag? I Have Misplace My Pants, 31.5 pts
19. Lee Carvalho's Putting Challenge, 31.5 pts
21. Sex Cauldron, 31 pts
22. History's Greatest Monster, 28.5 pts
23. The Finger Thing Means The Taxes, 27.5 pts
24. A Chinese Cartoon Where Robots Turn Into Blingwads, 27 pts
25. The Greased Scotsman, 26 pts
26. Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo, 25.5 pts
27. We're Buying Our Score On The Installment Plan, 22.5 pts
28. Get Confident, Stupid, 18.5 pts
28. The Team Whose Name You'd Love To Touch, But You Mustn't Touch, 18.5 pts
30. The Globex Corporation, 17.5 pts
31. It Was The Best of Times, It Was The Blurst Of Times, 16.5 pts
32. Hell's Pals, 15 pts
33. Thrillho, 14 pts
34. Pee-Pee-Soaked Heck Hole, 13.5 pts
35. The Holy Rollers, 13 pts
36. The Rusty Barnacles, 11 pts

Thursday, August 22, 2013

August 19, 2013 - Chicago



Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer, Krusty Gets Kancelled, Homer Badman
Categories: Sideshow Bob, Religion
Winner(s): C̶a̶t̶ Hurricane Chow and alt.nerd.obsessive

1. 
C̶a̶t̶ Hurricane Chow, 43.5 pts
1. alt.nerd.obsessive, 43.5 pts
3. There's Very Little Meat in These Gym Mats, 42 pts
4. The Windy Apples, 39.5 pts
5. P is for Psycho, 39 pts
6. Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen, 37 pts
7. Hans Sprungfeld and the Silver Tongues, 36.5 pts
8. The Wallet Inspectors, 36 pts
9. Guy N. Cognito, 34.5 pts
9. We're Macys, You're Gimbels, 34.5 pts
11. Mr. Kookalabanza and Some Real Ugly Kid, 34 pts
12. Leader Beans, 32.5 pts
13. A Mathematician, a Different Kind of Mathematician and a Statistician, 30.5 pts
14. [The Sound of One Hand Clapping], 30 pts
14. The Electrified Fooling Machines, 30 pts
16. WO__D_ F_IR, 29 pts
17. Is It About My Cube?, 28 pts
17. The Springfield Investorettes, 28 pts
17. Born to Runner Up, 28 pts
20. The Re-bigulators, 27 pts
20. The Starting Lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 27 pts
22. The Disco Studs, 26.5 pts
22. Nuke the Whales, 26.5 pts
22. Krusty Trombones, 26.5 pts
25. The Magaggies (Birthday), 25 pts
26. The Ides of Marge, 24.5 pts
27. The Germans are Mad, 17 pts
28. Spin the Middle Side Topwise, 16.5 pts
29. National Ringworm Association (The Other NRA), 13.5 pts
30. Handsome Pete's Nickel Dancers, 11 pts
31. I Call the Big One Bitey, 10 pts
32. Baby Stink Breath, 9.5 pts
32. Max "Bort" Power, 9.5 pts
34. Sexy Results, 8 pts
35. Boo-urns, 2.5 pts
36. Thrill House, 1 pts

Thursday, August 15, 2013

August 13, 2013 - Toronto (3rd Anniversary edition)


Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Last Exit To Springfield, Homer The Great, Cape Feare
Categories: Grampa's Stories, License Plates
Winner: None (exhibition game)

Team Names:
1. We Got The Head Table Thanks To The Two Sweetest Words In The English Language: De-Fault! De-Fault! De-Fault!
2. Thrillho
3. Guy Incognito
4. The Team That's Gonna Sit And Ogle The Ladies In The Victoria's Secret Catalogue...Sears Catalogue
5. Unky Moe's Family Feedbag
6. This Is A Trivia Night, Not The Bleedin' Splish-Splash Show
7. Glower Power
8. The Team Who Are Here To Commemorate Our Glorious Society's 3rd Anniversary, And In Honour Of This Momentous Occasion...We're Havin' Ribs
9. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
10. Aaronson & Zykowski
11. We Are Honoured To Accept Your Waste
12. Abortions For Some...
13. Yvan Eht Nioj
14. Bovine University
15. Stoner's Pot Palace
16. The Team That's Fastest At Looking Up Answers On Google
17. Wang Computers
18. Excuse Me, Chris, Our Team Would Like To Request $17 For A Pushbroom Rebristling
19. "The Team That Couldn't Slow Down"
20. The Team That Gets Pretty Competitive When They're Drinking
21. Team S-M-R-T!
22. Innocent Of Not Being Guilty
23. The Atomic Weight of Bolognium
24. Wookie
25. Hitler, North Dakota
26. Look In The Tunk
27. Hepped Up On Goofballs
28. Gamblor
29. Only Scum Compared To Krusty
30. Mooching War Widows
31. Team Discovery Channel
32. This Lesbian Bar Doesn't Have A Fire Exit
33. Nuts And Gum: Together At Last!
34. Superstars At The Cracker Factory
35. The Creamy Middles
36. Put It In H!
37. The Hammock District (On Third)
38. The Piano Tuners Local 412
39. The Genuine Panaphonics
40. Bort
41. So I Says To Mabel, I Says...
42. The Blunch Blacks of Blotre Blame
43. The Big Wheels At The Cracker Factory
44. Sex Cauldron
45. Starland Vocal Band
46. The Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths And When They Bark They Shoot Bees At You
47. Needs More Dog
48. The Team That Made An H...It Looks Like An X
49. Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag
50. People Against People For Nuclear Energy
51. The Team Made Up Of A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician, And A Statistician
52. The Chutney Squishees
53. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College
54. The Apu de Beaumarchais
55. The Nelsons
56. Knife Goes In, Guts Come Out
57. Look In The Tunk II
58. This Team's First Act Will be To Kill The Whole Lot Of Ya, And Burn The Bar To Cinders
59. Cup And Ball Hogs
60. A Fridge Too Far
61. Am I Too Late For The 4:30 Autogyro?
62. MENDOZZZAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


Monday, August 12, 2013

August 1, 2013 - Brooklyn


Location: Berry Park
Categories: Santa's Little Helper, Vacations & Trips
Episodes: 138th Episode Spectacular, Saturdays of Thunder, Itchy & Scratchy Land
Winner: Two Brothers And Five Other Man Who Parlayed A Small Business Loan Into A Thriving Trivia Concern

Final Standings:
1. Two Brothers And Five Other Man Who Parlayed A Small Business Loan Into A Thriving Trivia Concern 45.5 pts (tie break)
1. I Thumb Through Your Magazines, 45.5 pts
3. I'll Die Before I Surrender, Tim, 44 pts
3. This Team Likes Women Who Take Their Clothes Off For Money, 44 pts
5. If You Miss Trivia, You'd Better Be Dead Or In Jail, 43 pts
6. The Stuporous Funkers, 42 pts
7. Dig Up, Stupid, 40 pts
8. We Ordered A Zima, Not Ephesyma, 39.5 pts
9. Blah Blah Blah Bling Bling Bloo, 39 pts
10. There's An Old Saying Down On The Bayou That...Nyaah!, 37 pts
11. Milpool, 36 pts
11. Oh, Let's Say...Moe, 36 pts
13. Like Maybe Simpsons Trivia Is The Place Inside Each Of Us Created By Our Goodwill And Teamwork....Nah, They Said There'd Be Sandwiches, 35.5 pts
14. I Thought The Generals Were Due, 35 pts
15. The Sons Of The Guy Who Played Huggy Bear, 34 pts
16. Tied For Sixth With Allied Biscuit, 33 pts
16. Burns-Os, 33 pts
18. Only I May Dance, 31.5 pts
19. So I Says Blue M&Ms, Red M&Ms, They All Come Out The Same Color In The End, 29 pts
20. Worker And Parasite, 28.5 pts
21. The Popes Of Chilitown, 28 pts
22. Big Wheels At The Cracker Factory, 27.5 pts
23. Hot Dog Hot Dog Yes Sir No Sir Ok, 26.5 pts
24. Raisin Roundies, 25.5 pts
24. Moochin' War Widows, 25.5 pts
26. Abortions For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others, 21.5 pts
27. We The Purple, 19 pts
28. Team Discovery Channel, 18 pts
28. Ethnic Mismatch Trivia Team #644, 18 pts
28. The Lemon-Shaped Rocks, 18 pts
31. Springfield Sacrilicious Waffles, 14.5 pts
32. Otto Mann-Chester United, 13.5 pts
33. Classy Lassies, 12 pts
34. Flatulent Fox, 11 pts
34. Gladys The Groovy Mule, 11 pts
36. Gary Unisex, 10.5 pts
37. Gettin' Wiggum With It, 10 pts
38. Fuggle, 3 pts

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

July 15, 2013 - Toronto



Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Kamp Krusty, Mom And Pop Art, Wild Barts Can't Be Broken
Categories: Apu, Oh Canada!
Winner: Hired Goons

Final Standings
1. Hired Goons, 46 pts
2. Maybe We're Just Acting Stupid To Infiltrate A Gang of International Idiots, 45 pts
3. Sex Cauldron, 43 pts
4. This Team No Function Beer Without, 42.5 pts
5. This Things We Believe, 41.5 pts
6. The Cup and Ball Hogs, 40.5 pts
6. Gone To Trivia, Not Back, Avenge Death, 40.5 pts
6. Do Yourself A Favour, Don't Pick A Team Name...AAAHH!..Told You Not To Pick A Team Name, 40.5 pts
9. Chili! Red-Hot Texas-Style Chili! And We Got Ginger Ale! Boiling Hot Texas-Style Ginger Ale!, 39 pts
9. The Beer Barons, 39 pts
9. The 9th Bearded Infantry, 39 pts
12. Nuts & Gum, Together At Last, 37.5 pts
13. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People Under The Supervision of The Reverse Vampires, 37 pts
14. This Is A Trivia, Not The Bleeding Splish Splash Show, 36.5 pts
14. MMmmm, Recirculated Air..., 36.5 pts
16. Kings! Damned Hell Ass Kings!, 35.5 pts
16. I'm Sorry, But This Team Cannot Divulge Information About That Customer's Secret ILlegal Account, 35.5 pts
18. The Team That Calls Themselves 'Steamed Hams', Despite The Fact That They're Obviously Grilled, 32 pts
19. A Team On A Squishee Bender Can Sure Do Some Crazy Things, 31.5 pts
20. Those Murderous Trolls, 31 pts
21. Ich Bin Ein Simpsons Trivia, 30 pts
22. Let's Call Ourselves Lisa S. No, That's Too Obvious, Let's Say L. Simpson, 29 pts
23. That Fancy Store-Bought Dirt, 28.5 pts
24. Raisin Roundies, 28 pts
25. We're Here For Microwave Cookery...No, Wait, Coping With Senility, 27.5 pts
25. The Team That Took Out All The Money We Made From Franchising And Bet It AGAINST The Harlem Globetrotters; We Thought The Generals Were Due, 27.5 pts
27. Long Protein Strands, 26 pts
28. Employees of Compuglobalhypermeganet, 24.5 pts
29. I'm Joe Namath, 22 pts
30. Discovery Channel, 21.5 pts
31. They Stick All The Jerks At Table 1, 20.5 pts
32. The Team That Obviously Had Help From Their Parents, 18.5 pts
33. Slap Some Bumper Stickers On It, 16 pts
34. I Thought The Cop Was A Prostitute, 15 pts
35. The Dr. Nick Rivieras, 14 pts
36. Zookeeper! Zookeeper! The Monkeys Are Killing Each Other, 12 pts
37. Grandpappy And Shebear, 11 pts
38. Inanimate Carbon Rod, 5.5 pts

July 15, 2013 - Chicago



Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Colonel Homer, The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson, You Only Move Twice
Categories: Apu, Oh Canada!
Winner: C̶a̶t̶ Hurricane Chow

1. C̶a̶t̶ Hurricane Chow, 47 pts
2. alt.nerd.obsessive, 44 pts
3. The Shine-O Ball-O, 43 pts
4. Maaaaaaatloooooock!, 42.5 pts
4. Piano Tuners Local 412, 42.5 pts
6. A Fridge Too Far, 41 pts
7. The Damn Hell Ass Kings, 39.5 pts
8. This Team is Going To Make The Top Ten or We'll All Agree to Disband and Join Other Teams, 35.5 pts
9. Leader Beans, 34 pts
9. Kung Fu Surfers from Gangster City, 34 pts
11. Horse Not Wearing Diaper, 32.5 pts
12. Voices of the Elderly... Poor, 32 pts
13. Team Pwamattasquarmsettport, 31.5 pts
14. Team G̶o̶r̶g̶e̶o̶u̶s̶ P̶r̶e̶s̶e̶n̶t̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ G̶r̶u̶e̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ Moe, 31 pts

15. The Ides of Marge, 30 pts
16. Stupid Babies Need the Most Attention, 30 pts
17. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 28 pts
17. Melanie's Angels, 28 pts
19. The Barbeque-Wrecking  Know-Nothing Know-It-Alls, 27.5 pts
20. WO__D_ F_IR, 27 pts
21. Shenanigoats, 26.5 pts
22. The Steincutters, 25 pts
22. I Want Some Taquitos, 25 pts
22. Is It About My Cube?, 25 pts
25. It Was the Butterfly, 24 pts
26. Spin the Middle Side Topwise, 23.5 pts
26. Klavkalash and Crab Juice, 23.5 pts
28. Mojo and the Snowballs, 21.5 pts
29. Two Guys from Kabul, 19 pts
30. RDRR, 15.5 pts
31. North Kilttown,14.5 pts
32. Joey Jo-Jo Jr. Shabado, 12 pts
33. Baby Stinkbreath, 11.5 pts
34. Chicken Necks?, 10 pts
34. Flandereses, 10 pts
36. Maison Derrieres, 7.5 pts
37. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 6.5 pts
38. Krusty's Revenge, 3.5 pts

July 11, 2013 - Brooklyn (2nd anniversary edition)


Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Bart of Darkness, Homer's Barbershop Quartet, Summer of 4 ft. 2
Categories: Apu, Grampa's Stories
Winner: Andrew E.: Portrait of An Ass-Grabber

Final Standings
1. Andrew E.: Portrait of An Ass-Grabber, 47 pts
2. The Team That Is So Smart, They Hooked Us Up To A Giant Computer To Try And Teach It Some Things, But We Had So Much Knowledge It Overloaded And Got Really Hot And Caught On Fire, 43.5 pts
3. Troy & Company's Summertime Smile Factory, 42.5 pts
4. The Springfield Isotopes featuring Dancin' Homer, 42 pts
5. The Crazy Old Man Singers, 40.5 pts
6. The Guatemalan Insanity of Peppers of Quetzalacatenango, 40 pts
7. Our Team Name Is Agnes And You Know It's Agnes. It Means Lamb. Lamb of God, 39 pts
8. Ethnic Mismatch Trivia Team #644, 38.5 pts
8. Sweet Merciful Crap: My Car!, 38.5 pts
8. The Team That Is Not As Dumb As They Look, 38.5 pts
11. Our Host's Name Is Ennals? We've Been Calling Him Crandall!, 38 pts
11. Thrill Pool, 38 pts
13. Flintstone's Chewable Morphine, 37 pts
14. Greasy Thugs, 36.5 pts
14. Oh, Let's Say...Moe, 36.5 pts
14. TRAB PU KCIP, 36.5 pts
14. Zeppelin Rules, 36.5 pts
18. Remember Kids, We're In The "Itchy" Lot, 33 pts
19. THRILLHO, 32.5 pts
20. Duffman Lord Chuggington, 29 pts
21. Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo, 28 pts
21. Juggler's Despair, 28 pts
23. Adorable Little Ragamuffins, 27 pts
23. The Team That Called Themselves "You Know Who" Just Invited You To A Secret "Wink-Wink" At The "You-Know What", 27 pts
25. Gudger College Intramural Champs, 25.5 pts
26. No Beer And No TV Make This Team Something Something, 24.5 pts
27. Bonestorm, 23.5 pts
28. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 23 pts
29. Bake Him Away, Toys, 22.5 pts
30. Col. Dracula Joins The Navy, 11.5 pts
31. Shirts & Skinners, 10.5 pts

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

June 17, 2013 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Flaming Moe's, Homer's Barbershop Quartet, The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
Categories: Dr. Nick Riviera, Awards
Winner: alt.nerd.obsessive

1. alt.nerd.obsessive, 44.5 pts
2. The Pageant of the Trans Mundane, 44 pts
3. Yellow Trash, 43 pts
4. The Crazy Old Man Dancers, 41 pts
4. Oh... Let's Say... Moe, 41 pts
4. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Son, 41 pts
4. The International Drainage Commission, 41 pts
8. This Leash Demeans Us Both, 40.5 pts
9. The Blurst of Times, 39.5 pts
10. Countries That Don't Have Swimming Pools, 37 pts
11.Team Family Guy... The Real Popes of Chili Town, 34.5 pts
12. WO__D_ F_IR, 33.5 pts
13. America Balls, 31.5 pts
13. Mein Team has a first Name, it's F-R-I-T-Z. Mein Team has a Second Name, it's S-C-H-N-A-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N, 31.5 pts
15. A Mathematician, a Different Kind of Mathematician and a Statistician, 31 pts
15. Do These Seem Like The Actions of a Team That Has Had All They Could Eat?, 31 pts
17. The Thompsons, 27.5 pts
18. Off in that Direction, 21 pts
19. Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?, 19 pts
20. Baby Stink Breath, 14.5 pts
21. RDRR, 12.5 pts
22. Phalanges, 9.5 pts
23. Can I Borrow a Feeling?, 9 pts
24. Stratawhovius, 5 pts
24. Hodor, 5 pts