Tuesday, July 17, 2018

July 16th, 2018 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Bart, Vacations
Episodes: Radio Bart, Lisa's Sax, A Milhouse Divided
WinnerThis Team Has Got To Stop Fantasizing About Lee Majors. Ah… One More (Faint Bionic Jumping Sound)
FLIM Festival Winners: Kathryn Schmidt, Fred Metterhausen, Sam O'Brien
Best Team Name: It Was The Most I Ever Threw Up And It Changed The Two Dollar Pabst Policy Forever

1. This Team Has Got To Stop Fantasizing About Lee Majors. Ah… One More (Faint Bionic Jumping Sound) - 45.5 pts
2. Mr. Lawson, Mr. Arnold, This Trivia Night Violates Every Labor Law In The Book. We Found A Missing Thai Soccer Team Working On The Scores. - 43 pts
3. This Is A Krusty Brand Imitation Trivia Team. Nine Out Of Ten Trivia Hosts Can't Tell The Difference! - 39.5 pts
4. Come To Simpsons Trivia Night. You'll See All Your Favorite Trivia Hosts Like Aaron, Aaron 2, Warren, Neil and Pizzoza! - 39 pts
4. Two Girls From Kabul - 39 pts
6. And Now We Play The Waiting Game. Ah, The Waiting Game Sucks. Let's Play Simpsons Trivia. - 36 pts
7. I Know What You're Thinking, And The Answer Is Yes, I Want To Be Fixed Up With One Of Your Trivia Teams As Soon As You Can Arrange It. After All, I Do Have The Normal Appetites. - 35.5 pts
8. The Pimps And Chuds - 34.5 pts
9.  Oh My God! It's Simpsons Trivia Time. And We Don't Have A Team Name! And Without A Permit! - 34 pts
10. How Many Questions Are You Going To Get Right At Woo-Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia? Let's See, We Have Five Rounds With Ten Questions… 3000! - 33 pts
11. Ach! Das wagenteam ist eine NUISANCEteam!!! - 32 pts
12. Well, McGarnagle, Billy Is Dead! They Slit His Throat From Ear To Ear. Hey! I'm Trying To Play Trivia Here! - 31.5 pts
12. It Was The Most I Ever Threw Up And It Changed The Two Dollar Pabst Policy Forever - 31.5 pts
14. The Team That's Always Standing And Walking? The Neil Arsenty's? That's It! - 26.5 pts
15. Without Knowing The Difficulty Of The Round Five Questions, Would You Say It's Time To Crack Each Other's Heads Open And Feast On The Goo Inside? - 23.5 pts
15. Cypress Hill Stole My Orchestra - 23.5 pts
17.  The Christmas Apes - 18.5 pts
18. What a Crappy Candle! - 12.5 pts

Friday, July 13, 2018

July 10, 2018 - St. Catharines



Location: Gord's Place - St. Catharines
Winner:  All Week Our Lifelong Dream Was To Win Simpsons Trivia
Winner Best Team Name: Oh Come On Gerry, We Both Know These Trivia Teams Have No Future!

1. All Week Our Lifelong Dream Was To Win Simpsons Trivia     45
2. Buy Me Bonestorm Or Go To Hell                                              42.5
3. The Pee Pee Soaked Hell Holes                                                     38
3. Simpsons Trivia?  At This Time Of Year? At This Time Of 
The Day?  In This Part Of The Country?  Located Entirely 
Within Gord's Place?                                                                           38
5. Hungry Hungry Homers                                                                35
6. Gerry!  You Just Fell On Aerosmith!                                           31.5
7. (How We Visualize Winning Simpsons Trivia)  A Congenital 
Heart Defect Has Fell Gerry Hall Moments Before He Could
Start Asking Questions                                                                   30
8. The Christ Punchers                                                                  29
9. I Go In And Out Of Trivia All The...French Toast Please            27.5
10. First You Get The Sugar, Then You Get The Power, Then 
You Get The Trivia                                                                         26
11. D'oh Nuts                                                                                 23.5
12. Pin Pals                                                                                   22.5
13. The Fighting Mongooses                                                         22
14. Up With Mini-Skirts                                                                  20.5
14. Oh Come On Gerry, We Both Know These Trivia Teams 
Have No Future!                                                                                       20.5

July 3, 2018 - Hamilton



Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: Hell's Satans Out Of Hamilton 
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Hi, You've Reached The Gerry Hotline...4.95 A Minute.  Here Are Some Words That Rhyme With Gerry:  Harry, Scary, Ligonberry, Fiduciary...

1. Hell's Satans Out Of Hamilton                                      49       
2. Revenge Of The Leader Beans.                                                47
3. If You Have A Failing Gerry, It's That You Don't 
Know The Names Of Tina Turner Songs...IF You 
Have A Failing.                                                                  44.5
4. Watch The Fish, Marge.                                                43.5
5. Leader Beans                                                                 42
6. There Something About Hosting A Simpsons Trivia
At Night...So Unwholesome                                                  39
7. Ariaga 1 & 2                                                                   35
8Hi, You've Reached The Gerry Hotline...4.95 A 
Minute.  Here Are Some Words That Rhyme With 
Gerry:  Harry, Scary, Ligonberry, Fiduciary...                   34.5
9. Probably Misses His Old Glasses                                   31.5                      
10. Team Discovery Channel                                             15.5

July 10th, 2018 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Fat Tony, Food & Drink
Episodes : Bart of Darkness, Kamp Krusty, Radio Bart
Winners : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: We're Back in Business...That Was A Scary Couple of Hours.

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: We're Back in Business...That Was A Scary Couple of Hours - 47 pts
2. Trivia Is In Danger of Getting Stale. We're Taking It To Strange New Places - 45 pts
3. Brain, It's All Up To You. If You Don't Think Of A Great Team Name, We'll Lose Matt Smith Forever. Eat the Pudding Eat the Pudding....... - 44.5 pts
4. Sex Cauldron - 42.5 pts
5. The Wee Turtles - 42 pts
5. You have selected REGICIDE - 42 pts
7. Forward, Back to Center! Center Holds It, Holds It...HOLDS IT!!! - 41.5 pts
7. The Whitey Whackers - 41.5 pts
9. The Devil's Cabana Boys - 40.5 pts
10. Should We Do This Trivia Gangland Style or Execution Style? - 40 pts
11. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Team. - 38.5 pts
12. Questions? Questions?! Oh, Our Whole Scheme Down The..I Mean Ask Away! - 37.5 pts
12. We've Got Two Tickets to Paradise! - 37.5 pts
14. Team Names Are So Long These Days! Isn't There Some Way We Could Make Money Off That? - 36.5 pts
15. Chris, Can You Set the Oven to Cold? - 35 pts
16. A Single Plum, Floating in Perfume, Served In A Man's Hat. - 34.5 pts
17. The Queens of the Harpies! - 34 pts
18. We Can't Answer Trivia Like We Used To, But We Have Our Ways. One Trick Is To Tell Them Stories that Don't Go Anywhere, Like the Time We Caught the Ferry OIver to Shelbyville...33.5 pts
19. Our Team Should Be Able to Run Over As Many Kids As We Want! - 32.5 pts
20. Iron Helps Us Play! - 31pts
20. Wait Chris, What Was That Last Thing You Said? Grandpa's Little Helper? WHAT'S THAT? - 31 pts
20. Each Answer Brings Us Closer to God. Catch Me Lord, Catch Me! - 31 pts
20. Always Tip Your Postal Workers - 31 pts
20. Men, There's a Little Crippled Boy Sitting in the Hospital Who Wants You to Win This Trivia. I Know, Because I Crippled Him Myself to Inspire You. - 31 pts
25. Chowders - 30.5 pts
26. And I'm Not Out of Order. You're Out of Order! The Whole Freakin' System Is Out of Order! You Want The Truth, You Can't Handle The Truth! Cause When You Reach Over and Put Your Hand Into A Pile of Goo That Was Your Best Friend's Face, You'll Know What To Do! FORGET MARGE! IT'S CHINATOWN! - 30 pts
27. The Happy Sumos - 28.5 pts
28. Nine Misfortunes - 27.5 pts
29. Bob Mackie Originals - 27 pts
30. By Reading This Team Name Out Loud, You Have Waived Any Legal Responsibility On Our Part in Perpetuity, Throughout the Universe. - 26.5 pts
31. Ogdenville Outlet - 26 pts
31. The Muddy Mae Suggins Experience! - 26 pts
33. This Has Trivia In It, Trivia Is A Fruit. - 24 pts
33. The Team Whose Name is Witty At First But That Seems Less Funny Each Time You Hear It. - 24 pts
35. Poochie's Home Planet- 23.5 pts
36. The Older, Balder, Fatter Sons - 23 pts

Monday, July 9, 2018

July 7, 2018 - Calgary


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Location: Dickens Pub
Categories: Sherry and Terri, Who's that character?
Episodes: Brother from another series, Itchy and Scratchy Land, Mr. Plow
Best Team name: I will now read this special name which my trivia team has prepared for this occasion. Do you, Adam take you, Shaya, in richness and in poorness - poorness is underlined - in impotence and in potence, in quite solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered monkey navigated...... and it goes on like this.

1 . I never realized how boring this game is. 47.5
2.  Parade of names? Isn't this the line for Metallica? 47.5
3. The Popli Kids. 43.5
4. I will now read this special name which my trivia team has prepared for this occasion. Do you, Adam take you, Shaya, in richness and in poorness - poorness is underlined - in impotence and in potence, in quite solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered monkey navigated...... and it goes on like this. 40
5. Wondrous Wizards of Latin. 37
6. Mattel and Mars bar quick energy chocobots! 33
7. Bort, 31.5
8. Those Egg Council Creeps. 31
9. Cheese eating surrender monkeys. 25
10. I am heading out to pick up something for supper... Steak... Money is too tight for steak.... Steak... Fine I'll get 11. Steak but you are playing trivia by yourself tonight! 23
12. Enjoy your death trap ladies! 22

Monday, July 2, 2018

June 25, 2018 - Detroit


Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Categories: Mr. Burns, Finish the Lyrics
Episodes: Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?, Bart on the Road, Deep Space Homer
Winner: I Know Where We Can Get Some Baguettes

1. I Know Where We Can Get Some Baguettes - 43
2. I Want Some Taquitos - 42.5
3. Kwyjibo - 42.5
4. Pi is Exactly 3 - 37
5. Greenhorn & Tony Randall - 37
6. Uosdwis r. dewoH - 36.5
7. Pin Pals - 31.5