Monday, November 28, 2016

November 15, 2016 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location: The Jazz Room (First ever Woo Hoo Trivia in K-W!)
Categories: Lisa Simpson, U.S. Presidents
Episodes: Flaming Moe's, Marge vs. the Monorail, Homer Goes to College
Winners: The Starting Lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers; The Cranberry Silo Watchmen

1. The Starting Lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers (41 points)
2. The Cranberry Silo Watchmen (41 points, lost tie-breaker)
3. The Inanimate Carbon Rod (39.5 points)
4. Eat Up Martha (39 points) (Won tiebreaker for 3rd)
4. Can I borrow a feeling? (39 points)
4. We're Going to the Glue Factory! (39 points)
4. Y6le (39 points)
8. Dexy's Midnight Runner's (38.5 points)
8. The Damn Hell Ass Kings (38.5 points)
10. Hey Ya Midge (37 points)
11. Handsome Homer Simpson Plus 5 (36 points)
12. NahasaTEAMapetilon (35.5 points)
12. Team No Function Well Beer Without (35.5 points)
12. The Robotic Richard Simmons (35.5)
12. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked   (35.5 points)
16. Rich Uncle Skeleton (33.5 points)
17. The Hammock District (33 points)
18. People who Look Like Things! (32 points)
19. El Homos (31 points)
19. The Monorails (31 points)
19. The Qwijibos (31 points)
22. Five dollars? Get outta here (30.5 points)
23. Kent's People (30 points)
23. Nature's Quitters (30 points)
25. The Belching Barneys (28 points)
26. The Friends You Don't Make With Salad (27 points)
27. Dental Plan (26.5 points)
27. The Max Powers (26.5 points)
29. Team Banana (26 points)
30. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers (25.5 points)
30. We're Sending Our Hope Down the Well (25.5 points)
32. Country Bear Jamboroo (25 points)
33. The Wildcats (24 points)
34. The Flying Hellfish (23 points)
35. Tomacco Catsup (21.5 points)
36. Sweet Merciful Craps (20.5 points)
36. Thrillho (20.5 points)
38. Bort (17 points)
39. Aww, the Denver Broncos! (15.5 points)
40. Team Discovery Channel (11 points)
41. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team (10 points)

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

November 14, 2016 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Abe Simpson, Extended Family
Episodes: Bart vs Thanksgiving, Lisa the Greek and Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Winners: You Can Kill Neil but Two More Trivia Hosts Will Take His Place, Neil's Gone and He's Never Coming Back. Wait! There He Is! No, That's a Horse, and A Generation of Ultra-Strong Super Criminals

1. You can kill Neil but  two more trivia hosts will take his place (46.5 points)
2. Neil's Gone and he's Never Coming back. Wait! There he is! No, that's a horse. (46.5 points, lost tie-breaker)
3. A generation of ultra-strong super criminals (46 points)
4. Mr. Trump, how would you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%. While heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900% (42 points)
5. Aaron , no civilization in history has ever considered chief trivia host as their true calling. Ahem. Yes, yes, fine. The     NeilArsentians (40.5 points)
6. If this is anyone but Steve allen, you're stealing our team name (38.5 points)
7. Tut-tut gentle Marge, for here at Pizzeria Serio, the gourmand metamorposizes into…the Voluptuary (37.5 points)
7. Urine-Soaked Hell-Hole (37.5 points)
9. Two Plastic Lobsters (35.5 points)
10. The Damn Hell Ass Kings (34 points)
11. Alright fine. If you want an experienced public servant, vote for me. But if you want to believe a bunch of crazy           promises about garbage men cleaning your gutters and washing your car, by all means vote for this sleazy lunatic         (32.5 points)
12. No, mom you idiot! I have Bloodstorm and Bone Squad and Bloodstorm 2 (31.5 points)
12. The Simpsons Predicted Neil leaving (31.5 points)
13. Forget about the team name when - when do we get the freakin' guns? (31 points)
14. Tom Landry's Hat (28.5 points)
15. Jinko-Kanri, The Japanese Art of Self Management (26.5 points)
16. Here Come the Pretzels (16 points)
17. Barney Mumble (3 points)

Sunday, November 13, 2016

November 3, 2016 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: Brooklyn Night Bazaar NOTE: We are working on a new permanent location. Stay tuned to our Facebook page for more info!
Categories: Moe; Bars, Restaurants, and Venues
Episodes: The Otto Show; Sweet Seymour Skinner's Bad-Asssss Song, Fear of Flying
Winner: You started Simpsons trivia at a strange bar without discussing it with your family?

1. You started Simpsons trivia at a strange bar without discussing it with your family? 47 pts
2. Trivia at Berry Park will now be Chubb night, 46 pts
3. There's no mystery abour Berry Park. Why it simply disappeared. Now let's have no more curiosity about this bazaar cover up, 45 pts
4. Simpsons Trivia Flips a Coin, 44.5 pts
5. PC Thugs that keep the rest of us from landing a husband, 41 pts
5. There aint no Berry Park and there never was!, 41 pts
7. Trivia is going to be at the old mill. No it's not! It's going to be at Brooklyn Bazaar! Well let's go to the old mill anyway, get some cider!, 40.5 pts
8. The Denver Broncos, 40 pts
9. The Les Weinen Re-Election Campaign, 36.5 pts
10. Apu Nahasapasa... ah just Moe,  33.5 pts
11. Eugene and Rusty, 31 pts
12. Grab em by the Gummi Venus Di Milo, 30.5 pts
13. I'm from Berry Park and they say I'm slow ehhhhh, 28.5 pts
14. The Simps-Cyclopedia, 27 pts
15. Discovery Channel, 22.5 pts
16. Crazy Lee-o, 16.5 pts
17. The WigglePuppies, 5.5 pts

November 12, 2016 - CALGARY

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Much Apu About Nothing, Radioactive Man
Categories: Lionel Hutz, Beer
Winner: “All right pal, where’s you get those Simpsons trivia answers?” “I nicked them when you let your guard down for that split second… and I’d do it again… goodbye.”

1. “All right pal, where’s you get those Simpsons trivia answers?” “I nicked them when you let your guard down for that split second… and I’d do it again… goodbye.”, 48
2. Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp, 46.5
2. Hello Dickens Pub. I’m riding the bus to trivia today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it., 46.5
4. Lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!, 46
5. The Isotopes [Table 402], 45
6. No, they’re embarrassing me! They’re embarrassing trivia! They turned Dickens into a joke. They took our best names, like Adam and Ezra. Those used to be our toughest names., 44
7. If it’s clear and yellow, you’ve got quizzes there fellow, if it’s tangy and brown, you’re in trivia town., 43.5
8. The Sizzling Sizlacks, 43
9. Listen to your mother, Ezra. I owe everything I have to my mother’s watchful eye and swift hand. Oh, there’s mother now. Watching me. What’s that, Mother? I have a right to be here. It’s trivia business! Mother that sailor suit doesn’t fit anymore!, 42
10. Mr. Trump, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?, 41.5
11. Rand McNally - where people walk backwards and hamburgers eat people, 41
12. The Simpsons trivia hosts were beloved by the world, except in 1938 when they were criticized for their controversial cartoon, “Nazi Supermen are our Superiors”., 40
13. The 12-Noon Robot Parade, 39.5
13. The Lads from North Kilt Town Featuring Angus Macleod, 39.5
15. There’s something about playing Trivia at Dickens that’s so unwholesome., 38
16. Gil’s First Sale!, 37.5
17. Unemployed Sex Cauldron Workers, 37
18. Fine, fine, fine, mouse, rat, fine, syringe, fine, trivia team, fine, 36.5
19. I Voted for Kodos, 34.5
20. The Be Sharps, 33.5
20. Blimpy Boys, 33.5
22. Stupid Sexy Flanders Fields, 30
23. Rocky VII: Adrian’s Revenge, 23
24. No meat whatsoever and only thrice the fat!, 22.5
25. No Pizza, Only Khlav Kalash, 22
26. The Entire Score of the H.M.S. Pinafore, 21.5
27. The Isotopes [Table 201B], 16
28. Salad Friends, 15.5

Saturday, November 12, 2016

November 7th, 2016 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Mayor Quimby, Politicians and World Leaders
Episodes : 2 Cars in Every Garage and 3 Eyes on Every Fish, Sideshow Bob Roberts, 2 Bad Neighbours
Winners :   This Team Wins A Pig Every Month and Two Comely Lasses of Virtue True
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence:  No winner in the absence of Matt Smith....maybe he'll pick 2 next month?

1.  This Team Wins A Pig Every Month and Two Comely Lasses of Virtue True - 46 pts
2. The Sex Farm For Sex Hookers - 43 pts
3. Let The Other Teams Pay The Bear Tax! - 42 pts
3. I Can't Believe I Paid $10,000 For This Trivia Night. What The Heck Was That Lab Fee For?! - 42 pts
5. Of Course For Safety Reasons, We Don't Keep This Team Loaded. It's Just Common Sense - 41 pts
6. More Asbestos! More Asbestos! More Asbestos! -  39 pts
7. We Are  The Mediocre Presidents - 38 pts
8. Discovery Channel - 37.5 pts
9. That's What You Get For Not Hailing To The Chimp - 37 pts
10.  A Mathematician, A Different Kind Of Mathematician, And A Statistician - 33 pts
10. Which One Were You, The Ugly One? - 33 pts
12. Sure, We Might Offend Some Of The Bluenoses With Our Cocky Strides And Musky Odours! - 32.5 pts
13. The Ghost Cars - 32 pts
14. The Mayor Quimby For Mayor Mayoral Committee - 30.5 pts
15. After Years Of Disappointment With Get Rich Quick Teams, I Know I'm Gonna Get Rich With This Team… And Quick! - 30 pts
16. Let's Bake Cookies For The Boys - 29.5 pts
17. Two More Feet And I Can Fit It In The Fridge! - 29 pts
18. Hello, Mr. Bush! It's Your Songs George Bush Jr. And Jeb Bush! - 28 pts
19. I Am Waiting For A Bus - 27.5 pts
20. Slow Down. The Cadillac Lounge Is For Regular Trivia. Not Fancy Trivia - 27 pts
21. Aww, The Denver Broncos! - 26 pts
22. The Otto Man Empire - 22 pts
23. Like… Ya Know… Whatever! - 20 pts
23. Hercules Rockfellar - 20 pts
25. Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kodos! - 11.5 pts

Thursday, November 10, 2016

November 8, 2016 - ST. CATHARINES

Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror VII, You Only Move Twice, The Homer They Fall
Round Theme:  Principal Skinner
Winner: Vote Grimby

1.Vote Grimby                                                                    45
2. Cesspool on the Potomac                                               35.5
3. More Trivia and Less Whinen                                          32
4. To Pronounce It Correctly We Would Have To Pull Out
    Your Tongue                                                                  32
5. I Voted For Kodos                                                          28.5
6. Pin Pals                                                                        26
7. Diamond Joe Quizzy                                                      22.5
8. Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na...Vote For Me                         20.5
9. Luke Answer Trivia Tonight, Just Answer Trivia Tonight     20
10. Mmm...Beer                                                                 18
11. Hail Ants!                                                                     12.5

November 1, 2016 - HAMILTON

Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror II, IX, X
Round Theme:  Treehouse of Horror
Winner: The Bee Bit Our Bottom, Now Our Bottom's Big

1. The Bee Bit Our Bottom, Now Our Bottom's Big   48.5
2. The Ionic Disturbance in the Vincinity of the 
    Van Allen Belt                                                  45.5
3. This Trivia Team Is Also Cursed...That's Bad      43.5
4. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing A Towel    42.5
5. The Negative Nellies in Sector 2                        40.5
6. The Southern Dandies                                       39.5
7. Better Hurry Up, in 5 Minutes This Team is 
    Becoming a Starbucks                                      37.5
8. Kang and Kodos                                               35.5
9. All the Kids In Trivia Are S.O.B.'s                      35.5
10. The Unattractive Waitresses of America           34.5
11. The Hell's Satans our of Bakersfield                  26
12. Bonerland Medical Association                         22
13. Chirpy Boy and Bort Jr.                                    13
14. A Man Named Andy                                         12
15. No Homers                                                      12