WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - February Edition

 

LOCATION : The J Arthur

CATEGORIES : Burns & Smithers Romance, Butts

EPISODES : I Love Lisa, I'm With Cupid, War of the Simpsons

WINNERS : This Team's Name is NRA4EVER - Just One of the Hundreds of Radical, Right-Wing Messages Inserted Into Every Trivia Event By Co-Host Matt Smith(TIE BREAKER WINNERS!)

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. This Team's Name is NRA4EVER - Just One of the Hundreds of Radical, Right-Wing Messages Inserted Into Every Trivia Event By Co-Host Matt Smith - 46. 5 PTS

1. We Will Not Accept Any Trivia Team Names, Answers or Valentine's Related to Yo-Yos! - 46.5 PTS

3. The Head Bee Guys - 45.5 PTS

4. The Well Wishers - 45 PTS

5. The Raging Yin to Their Sober Yang - 42.5 PTS

6. Apu Nahasapa.....Just Moe - 40.5 PTS

6. It's Not Rocket Science! It's Brain Surgery! - 40.5 PTS

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - January Edition

 

LOCATION : The J Arthur

CATEGORIES : Milhouse, Birthdays!

EPISODES :  The Homer They Fall, 22 Short Films About Springfield, Bart After Dark

WINNERS : Nobody Must Know This Team Dropped Their Glasses in the Toilet

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Nobody Must Know This Team Dropped Their Glasses in the Toilet - 46 pts

2. We Wonder Where All The Rats Will Go - 44.5 pts

3. We May Be Ugly and Hatefilled but um...What Was That Third Thing? - 42.5 pts

4. The Drunken Gamblers - 41 pts

5. 3 Money No Kids - 40 pts

6. The Well Wishers - 39.5 pts

6. The Lovematic Grampas - 39.5 pts

8. Stupid Babies Need The Most Attention - 22.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - December Edition

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Power Plant Employees, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - The Colour Brown

EPISODES : Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk, $pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling), Lemon of Troy

WINNERS : Too Much Pie, That's Our Problem

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Too Much Pie, That's Our Problem - 44 pts

2. A Realistic, Down-To-Earth Team, That's Completely Off the Wall and Swarming with Magic Robots - 38 pts

3. Damn Hell Ass Kings! - 35.5 pts

4. The Well Wishers - 33.5 pts

5. No Homer's Club - 32.5 pts

6. Lovematic Grampas - 30 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - November Edition

 

LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Mr. Burns, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Yoga Poses

EPISODES : Homer at the Bat, Viva Ned Flanders, Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish

WINNERS : We Don't Want to Sound Pretentious Here, But Chris and Matt Comprise a Dramaturgical Dyad

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. We Don't Want to Sound Pretentious Here, But Chris and Matt Comprise a Dramaturgical Dyad - 47 pts

2. The Team That is Too Old to Go on a Date With Phil on the Same Night They're Supposed to Marry Matt Smith Without Chris Brazeau Knowing - 42.5 pts

3. The Guff Speaking Work Slackers - 39 pts

3. The Team With the Name That Sounds Witty at First... - 39 pts

5. Ganesh is Graceful - 33 pts

6. Ugh... Unnn... Well, You All Know What a Team Name Sounds Like...!! - 32.5 pts

October 27, 2025 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Uter, Money
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror VI, Treehouse of Horror V
Winner: Nature's Goodness: Pleasing Taste, Some Monsterism

1. Nature's Goodness: Pleasing Taste, Some Monsterism, 45.5 pts (tie-breaker win)
1. Bad Corpse! Bad Corpse!, 45.5 pts
3. The Team with an Irregularity... A MONSTROUS Irregularity, 45 pts
4. The Throbbing Biological Urges, 44.5 pts
5. The Treehouse of Horror Team Name That Was a Well Thought-Out Piece of Non-Claptrap That Never Made Me Want to Wretch, 44 pts
6. I Feel Sorry for Everyone Who's Cooped Up Inside Watching Game 3 of the World Series. / They Won't Get to Play Simpsons Trivia Tonight, 43.5 pts 
7. Now, Let's All Celebrate with a Cool Glass of Tariff Juice, 41 pts
7. This Answer Sheet is Also Cursed (That's Bad), 41 pts
7. This Trivia May Contain Potassium Benzoate, 41 pts
10. Read the Other Question, The Non-Duck One, 40.5 pts
11. Hail Ants!, 40 pts
12. There's an Empty Hole I've Always Had Inside Me. I Tried to Fill It with Family, Religion, and Community Service. But Those Dead Ends: I Think Trivia is the Answer, 39.5 pts
13. Dial 2 For Zombies, Then the Pound Sign, Then 4-8-3, We'll Do the Rest, 38.5 pts
13. My Trivia Team is Also Named Bort, 38.5 pts
15. Roscoe's Steel Mill, 37 pts
16. Sloppy Jimbos, 36 pts
16. The Simpsons Costume Contest is a Yearly Custom That has Become an Annual Tradition, 36 pts
16. There's No Way We Can Beat Those Teams. They're the Jack Nicholson of the Simpsons Trivia Circuit, 36 pts
19. By Cutting Off Disney+ and the Pizza Supply, I Can Ensure an Honest Winter's Trivia Out of These Lowlives, 31 pts
19. WE GOT BEETS!!, 31 pts
21. Intergalactic Hussies, 27 pts
22. Why Are We Getting Dressed Up, Mom? Are We Going to Woo-Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia? / Well, You Might Say We're Going to the Best Trivia in the Universe. / So, We're Not Going to Woo-Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia, 26.5 pts
23. The Be Sharps, 26 pts
24. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, 25.5 pts
24. The Electric Gigolos, 25.5 pts
26. Put It in H!, 24.5 pts
27. Cursed Frogurt, 23.5 pts
28. Candy Apple Islanders, 21.5 pts
28. Oh Boy, This Trivia Night is Gonna Get Worse Before It Gets Better, 21.5 pts
30. A Trivia's Team's Name That's Witty at First But Seems Less Funny Each Time You Hear It, 20 pts
31. I'd Sell My Soul for a Donut, 19.5 pts
31. Mr. Hutz, Your Ad Says "Piss Off ICE!" / Oh, They Got This All Screwed Up, It Should Say, "Piss off, ICE!", 19.5 pts
33. Fishbulbs, 14 pts
34. Inanimate Carbon Todd, 13 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Hallowe'en Edition!

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Kang&Kodos, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Monster Mash Lyrics

EPISODES : Treehouse of Horror 8, Treehouse of Horror 10 , Treehouse of Horror 3

WINNERS : Ladies & Gentlemen, This Team Has Been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and They Can Say Without Hyperbole That This Chris's Trivia is a Million Times Worse Than All of Them Put Together!

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Ladies & Gentlemen, This Team Has Been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and They Can Say Without Hyperbole That This Chris's Trivia is a Million Times Worse Than All of Them Put Together! - 46.5 pts

2. The "Blood"matic Grampas - 44.5 pts

3. Help! Our Trivia Team are Nerds - 43.5 pts

4. The Little S.O.B.'s - 42 pts

5. Batman and Magellan - 33.5 pts

6. Badger My Ass, It's Probably Milhouse! - 30.5 pts

7. And I Contend That Those Tourists Were Decapitated Before They Entered Simpsons Trivia Night at the Dive Shop - 25.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - September Edition!

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Edna Krabappel, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! Best Picture Oscar Winners

EPISODES : Lisa's Sax, Lisa's Rival, The PTA Disbands!

WINNERS : This Team Not Only Failed the Aptitude Test, They Got Trapped in a Closet on the Way Out

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. This Team Not Only Failed the Aptitude Test, They Got Trapped in a Closet on the Way Out - 42.5 pts

2. Disgruntled Goat, Rich Uncle Skeleton & The Dinner Dogs - 41.5 pts

3. The Team That Got Matt Smith's Picture on America's Most Wanted - 37 pts

4. Lovematic Grampas - 34.5 pts

5. The Egg Advisory Council - 34 pts

5. Ganesh is Graceful - 34 pts

7. The Dash Dingos - 25 pts