Friday, July 13, 2018

July 10, 2018 - St. Catharines



Location: Gord's Place - St. Catharines
Winner:  All Week Our Lifelong Dream Was To Win Simpsons Trivia
Winner Best Team Name: Oh Come On Gerry, We Both Know These Trivia Teams Have No Future!

1. All Week Our Lifelong Dream Was To Win Simpsons Trivia     45
2. Buy Me Bonestorm Or Go To Hell                                              42.5
3. The Pee Pee Soaked Hell Holes                                                     38
3. Simpsons Trivia?  At This Time Of Year? At This Time Of 
The Day?  In This Part Of The Country?  Located Entirely 
Within Gord's Place?                                                                           38
5. Hungry Hungry Homers                                                                35
6. Gerry!  You Just Fell On Aerosmith!                                           31.5
7. (How We Visualize Winning Simpsons Trivia)  A Congenital 
Heart Defect Has Fell Gerry Hall Moments Before He Could
Start Asking Questions                                                                   30
8. The Christ Punchers                                                                  29
9. I Go In And Out Of Trivia All The...French Toast Please            27.5
10. First You Get The Sugar, Then You Get The Power, Then 
You Get The Trivia                                                                         26
11. D'oh Nuts                                                                                 23.5
12. Pin Pals                                                                                   22.5
13. The Fighting Mongooses                                                         22
14. Up With Mini-Skirts                                                                  20.5
14. Oh Come On Gerry, We Both Know These Trivia Teams 
Have No Future!                                                                                       20.5

July 3, 2018 - Hamilton



Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: Hell's Satans Out Of Hamilton 
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Hi, You've Reached The Gerry Hotline...4.95 A Minute.  Here Are Some Words That Rhyme With Gerry:  Harry, Scary, Ligonberry, Fiduciary...

1. Hell's Satans Out Of Hamilton                                      49       
2. Revenge Of The Leader Beans.                                                47
3. If You Have A Failing Gerry, It's That You Don't 
Know The Names Of Tina Turner Songs...IF You 
Have A Failing.                                                                  44.5
4. Watch The Fish, Marge.                                                43.5
5. Leader Beans                                                                 42
6. There Something About Hosting A Simpsons Trivia
At Night...So Unwholesome                                                  39
7. Ariaga 1 & 2                                                                   35
8Hi, You've Reached The Gerry Hotline...4.95 A 
Minute.  Here Are Some Words That Rhyme With 
Gerry:  Harry, Scary, Ligonberry, Fiduciary...                   34.5
9. Probably Misses His Old Glasses                                   31.5                      
10. Team Discovery Channel                                             15.5

July 10th, 2018 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Fat Tony, Food & Drink
Episodes : Bart of Darkness, Kamp Krusty, Radio Bart
Winners : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: We're Back in Business...That Was A Scary Couple of Hours.

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: We're Back in Business...That Was A Scary Couple of Hours - 47 pts
2. Trivia Is In Danger of Getting Stale. We're Taking It To Strange New Places - 45 pts
3. Brain, It's All Up To You. If You Don't Think Of A Great Team Name, We'll Lose Matt Smith Forever. Eat the Pudding Eat the Pudding....... - 44.5 pts
4. Sex Cauldron - 42.5 pts
5. The Wee Turtles - 42 pts
5. You have selected REGICIDE - 42 pts
7. Forward, Back to Center! Center Holds It, Holds It...HOLDS IT!!! - 41.5 pts
7. The Whitey Whackers - 41.5 pts
9. The Devil's Cabana Boys - 40.5 pts
10. Should We Do This Trivia Gangland Style or Execution Style? - 40 pts
11. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Team. - 38.5 pts
12. Questions? Questions?! Oh, Our Whole Scheme Down The..I Mean Ask Away! - 37.5 pts
12. We've Got Two Tickets to Paradise! - 37.5 pts
14. Team Names Are So Long These Days! Isn't There Some Way We Could Make Money Off That? - 36.5 pts
15. Chris, Can You Set the Oven to Cold? - 35 pts
16. A Single Plum, Floating in Perfume, Served In A Man's Hat. - 34.5 pts
17. The Queens of the Harpies! - 34 pts
18. We Can't Answer Trivia Like We Used To, But We Have Our Ways. One Trick Is To Tell Them Stories that Don't Go Anywhere, Like the Time We Caught the Ferry OIver to Shelbyville...33.5 pts
19. Our Team Should Be Able to Run Over As Many Kids As We Want! - 32.5 pts
20. Iron Helps Us Play! - 31pts
20. Wait Chris, What Was That Last Thing You Said? Grandpa's Little Helper? WHAT'S THAT? - 31 pts
20. Each Answer Brings Us Closer to God. Catch Me Lord, Catch Me! - 31 pts
20. Always Tip Your Postal Workers - 31 pts
20. Men, There's a Little Crippled Boy Sitting in the Hospital Who Wants You to Win This Trivia. I Know, Because I Crippled Him Myself to Inspire You. - 31 pts
25. Chowders - 30.5 pts
26. And I'm Not Out of Order. You're Out of Order! The Whole Freakin' System Is Out of Order! You Want The Truth, You Can't Handle The Truth! Cause When You Reach Over and Put Your Hand Into A Pile of Goo That Was Your Best Friend's Face, You'll Know What To Do! FORGET MARGE! IT'S CHINATOWN! - 30 pts
27. The Happy Sumos - 28.5 pts
28. Nine Misfortunes - 27.5 pts
29. Bob Mackie Originals - 27 pts
30. By Reading This Team Name Out Loud, You Have Waived Any Legal Responsibility On Our Part in Perpetuity, Throughout the Universe. - 26.5 pts
31. Ogdenville Outlet - 26 pts
31. The Muddy Mae Suggins Experience! - 26 pts
33. This Has Trivia In It, Trivia Is A Fruit. - 24 pts
33. The Team Whose Name is Witty At First But That Seems Less Funny Each Time You Hear It. - 24 pts
35. Poochie's Home Planet- 23.5 pts
36. The Older, Balder, Fatter Sons - 23 pts

Monday, July 9, 2018

July 7, 2018 - Calgary


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Location: Dickens Pub
Categories: Sherry and Terri, Who's that character?
Episodes: Brother from another series, Itchy and Scratchy Land, Mr. Plow
Best Team name: I will now read this special name which my trivia team has prepared for this occasion. Do you, Adam take you, Shaya, in richness and in poorness - poorness is underlined - in impotence and in potence, in quite solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered monkey navigated...... and it goes on like this.

1 . I never realized how boring this game is. 47.5
2.  Parade of names? Isn't this the line for Metallica? 47.5
3. The Popli Kids. 43.5
4. I will now read this special name which my trivia team has prepared for this occasion. Do you, Adam take you, Shaya, in richness and in poorness - poorness is underlined - in impotence and in potence, in quite solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered monkey navigated...... and it goes on like this. 40
5. Wondrous Wizards of Latin. 37
6. Mattel and Mars bar quick energy chocobots! 33
7. Bort, 31.5
8. Those Egg Council Creeps. 31
9. Cheese eating surrender monkeys. 25
10. I am heading out to pick up something for supper... Steak... Money is too tight for steak.... Steak... Fine I'll get 11. Steak but you are playing trivia by yourself tonight! 23
12. Enjoy your death trap ladies! 22

Monday, July 2, 2018

June 25, 2018 - Detroit


Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Categories: Mr. Burns, Finish the Lyrics
Episodes: Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?, Bart on the Road, Deep Space Homer
Winner: I Know Where We Can Get Some Baguettes

1. I Know Where We Can Get Some Baguettes - 43
2. I Want Some Taquitos - 42.5
3. Kwyjibo - 42.5
4. Pi is Exactly 3 - 37
5. Greenhorn & Tony Randall - 37
6. Uosdwis r. dewoH - 36.5
7. Pin Pals - 31.5

Tuesday, June 26, 2018

June 25, 2018 - Kitchener-Waterloo



Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Smithers, Father's Day
Episodes : Homer the Heretic, Deep Space Homer, Last Exit to Springfield
Winners : If you don't mind, this team will just run alongside the train as it speeds Jon and Patrick from our lives
Best Team Name : Take me to the ho-TEL! My hands are on a guy's ASS! Boy this dude must work OUT!

1. If you don't mind, this team will just run alongside the train as it speeds Jon and Patrick from our lives - 47 pts
2. So that's it? After a year and a half of trivia, just "So long, good luck"? - 43.5 pts (tiebreaker)
3. The Rest of Our Team are stupid morons with ugly faces and their butts smell and they like to kiss their own butts - 42.5 pts
4. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 44.5 pts
5. Take me to the ho-TEL! My hands are on a guy's ASS! Boy this dude must work OUT! - 40.5 pts
6. Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places? - 40 pts
7. Male Prostitute - 39 pts
8. It's like there's a party in my mouth and Jon and Patrick are invited - 38 pts
9. He's kind of had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. By "kinda" I mean "repeatedly", and by dog, I mean "Jon and Patrick" - 35 pts
10. The Neglectarinos! - 32 pts
11. The Brave Corporate Logos - 31.5 pts
12. Is my Trivia Host Dumber than a hamster? - 29 pts
13. Hey kids! We're eatin dinner tonight! Come on Jon, Patrick, Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, Phil - 27.5 pts
14. Run along Quimby, I think they're dedicating a phone booth somewhere) - 24 pts
15. Mr. Kurns Bad Wants Money Now - 17.5 pts

Wednesday, June 20, 2018

June 18th, 2018 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Groundskeeper Willie, Porno Porno Porno
Episodes: Bart vs. Australia, Lisa the Iconoclast, The Boy Who Knew Too Much
WinnerIs It Ok To Come Out Now, Aaron And Warren, Sirs? We'll Do Anything You Say… Anything!
Best Team Name: Please, Please, Kids. Stop Fighting. Maybe Lisa's Right About Pizzeria Serio Being A Land Of Opportunity, And Maybe Adil Has A Point About The Machinery Of Trivia Night Being Oiled With The Blood Of The Workers

1.  Is It Ok To Come Out Now, Aaron And Warren, Sirs? We'll Do Anything You Say… Anything! - 43 pts
2. Cosby's First Law Of Intergenerational Diversity - 41 pts
3. We Work Hard. We Quiz Hard. - 40 pts
4. That's Just An Urban Legend. Trivia Hosts Don't Do That Type Of Thing With Fish - 39 pts
4. I'm A Stupid Moron, With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt, And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt - 39 pts
6. Aaron and Warren, Can You Set The Pizza Oven To Cold? - 38 pts
7. Whenever My Team Wants To Go To One Of Those Non-Simpsons Trivias, I Go To A Bar, Pound A Few And Stumble Home In The Mood For Love - 37.5 pts
7. Simpsons Trivia Isn't About Feeling Better. It's About Making Other People Feel Worse And Eating  A Couple Of Pizzas While You're At It - 37.5 pts
9. Simpsons Trivia Is Pretty Exciting But Celery Soup's Pretty Exciting Too - 35 pts
10. Good night, Springton! There will be no encore! 34 pts
11. I'm An Elk, A Mason, A Communist, I'm The President Of The Gay And Lesbian Alliance, For Some Reason. Here It Is… A Woo-Hoo Classic Simpson Trivia Attendee - 33 pts
11. Es Nuestro Primer Dia (Quack, Quack) - 33 pts
13. Pure West - 31.5 pts
14. Bovine University Alumni Association - 31 pts
15. "Thirty Days. Marge, I'm Going To Pizzeria Serio. Send The Kids To The Neighbors, I'm Coming Back Loaded" "You Don't Have To Start Doing Simpsons Trivia Right Away. You Look Better! You Don't Make Simpsons References While You Eat Anymore. And Look, You Saved Seventeen Dollars." "Yoink" - 30.5 pts
16. Hmm...Brooklyn trivia had heart but Chicago trivia had a trivia in the groin. - 30 pts
17. The Team That's Attained The Rank Of Pussywillow - 29 pts
17. Hey! Our Team May Be Ugly And Hate-Filled But… What Was The Third Thing You Said? - 29 pts
19. Please, Please, Kids. Stop Fighting. Maybe Lisa's Right About Pizzeria Serio Being A Land Of Opportunity, And Maybe Adil Has A Point About The Machinery Of Trivia Night Being Oiled With The Blood Of The Workers - 29.5 pts 
20. Oh Crap. I Shouldn't Have Said We Were Going To Trivia. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said It Was At Pizzeria Serio. Oh Crap!! I Certainly Shouldn't Have Said It Was Woo Hoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia At Pizzeria Serio. It's Too Hot Today. - 28.5 pts
21. Please, Don't Bring Home Any More Old Pizza Wristbands - 27 pts
22. Ferl Dixon and The Second Helping Boys - 22 pts
23. Good Rice, Good Curry, Good Gandhi, Let's Hurry - 17.5 pts
24. Nutty Koo-Koo Super Kings - 13 pts