October 26, 2026 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Homer Simpson, Birthdays
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror, Treehouse of Horror II, Treehouse of Horror IV
Winner: Ew! Dog Water!

1. Ew! Dog Water!, 49 pts

2. The Team That Thinks Women and Seamen Don't Mix, 45.5 pts

3. Trans-Dental Electromicide, 45 pts

4. Bloody Splish Splash Show, 44 pts

5. Let Us Celebrate Our New Arrangement with the Adding of Brown to Water, 43.5 pts

5. The Neil Arsenty Story! Booze, Drugs, Lies, Blackmail and Trivia! Staring Fyvish Finkel as Neil Arsenty, 43.5 pts

7. The Pizza Feast of Beth Chadruharazzeb, 42.5 pts

7. Did Everyone Wash Their Necks Like Mr. Arsenty Asked?, 42.5 pts

7. Well, Vivek Ramaswamy Voters are a Lot Like People. Some of Them Vote for Him Because They Had a Hard Life or Have Been Mistreated. But, Like People, Some of Them Are Just Jerks, 42.5 pts

10. Do You Understand Why This is Funny? - Yes! Not the Pronoun, but Rather a Player with the Unlikely Name of "Who" is on First, 42 pts

10. There's No Swimsuit Competition, Homer! You Mean I Shaved My Bikini Zone for Nothing?, 42 pts

12. Can You Recommend a Health Secretary Who Will?, 40.5 pts

13. alt.nerd.obsessive, 40 pts

14. Allied Biscuit, 38.5 pts

15. The Remorseless White Pizza Eating Machines, 38 pts

15. I Wandered Over to That Theatre You Went to Last Night and I Bought Tickets to Their Entire Season. Look, Mostly Madrigals... Yeah, That Might Be Good. Ooh, ooh! "An Evening with Simpsons Trivia." Just an evening?, 38 pts

17. 36-24-36, 37 pts

18. The Pigeon-Rats, 36 pts

19. This Pizza Tastes so Young and Impudent, 35.5 pts

20. *Gasp* You Killed the Zombie Ditka! (He was a zombie?), 33 pts

21. Urge to Win... Rising..., 32.5 pts

22. Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo, 31 pts

23. Erotic Cakes, 30.5 pts

24. Bovine University, 28 pts

25. It's Bliiiiiiiiss, 27.5 pts

26. We'd Be Much Happier as Ghosts, 27 pts

27. The Ratboy Invasion of the 1960s, 23.5 pts

27. All Hail General Krull! Sincerely, Little Girl, 23.5 pts

29. Dad, You Killed the Zombie Trump! He Was a Zombie?, 21.5 pts

29. The Team Whose Name You'd Love to Touch, But You Mustn't Touch, 21.5 pts

31. The Beckers!, 19 pts

32. Lenny = White, Carl = Black, 18.5 pts

33. Team Smingers, 17.5 pts

33. The 10 Do's and 500 Don'ts of Trivia Safety, 17.5 pts

35. Kamp Krusty Survivor (Barely!), 17 pts

36. Sisters Are Doin' It for Themselves, 14.5 pts

37. The Egg Council Creeps, 13 pts

38. Dr. Nick's New voice is Just Something They Made Up to Scare Little Kids, Like the Bogeyman or Michael Jackson, 11.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Hallowe'en Edition

 

LOCATION : The Jay Bar

CATEGORIES : Hallowe'en Mr. Burns, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! Black & Orange

EPISODES :  Treehouse of Horror V(The Shining, Time and Punishment, Nightmare Cafeteria), Treehouse of Horror VII(The Thing and I, The Genesis Tub, Citizen Kang), Treehouse of Horror II(The Monkey's Paw, The Bart Zone, If I Only Had a Brain)

WINNERS : Even as I Speak, the Scourge of This Team Could Be Headed Towards Your Town. Lock Your Doors, Bar Your Windows. Because the Next Simpsons Trivia Team You See Could Destroy Your Home and Eat Your Family

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

Don't forget to check out the incredibly cromulent costumes from our costume contest in the Toronto Facebook group!

1. Even as I Speak, the Scourge of This Team Could Be Headed Towards Your Town. Lock Your Doors, Bar Your Windows. Because the Next Simpsons Trivia Team You See Could Destroy Your Home and Eat Your Family - 47 pts

2. The Lovematic Grampas - 45 tps

3. The Breakdancing Robots That Caught Fire - 43.5 pts

4. The Secret Ingredient is... Love - 37.5 pts

5. Fresh Victims for Chris Brazeau's Ever Growing Army of the Undead - 32.5 pts

6. Trivia is Nature's Candy - 30.5 pts

7. Milpool - 27.5 pts

8. Only Whoooo Can Prevent Our Team Winning Trivia? You Have Selected “We,” Referring to “Us.” That Is Incorrect. The Correct Answer Is “We” - 27 pts

9. Stampy's Revenge - 17 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - September Edition

 

LOCATION : The Jay Bar

CATEGORIES : Miss Hoover, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Last Word in Answer Rhymes with Question Number

EPISODES : Burns' Heir, Bart the Lover, The Twisted World of Marge Simpson

WINNERS: The Team That Has a Romantic Abnormality, One So Unbelievable It Must Be Hidden From the Public at All Costs

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. The Team That Has a Romantic Abnormality, One So Unbelievable It Must Be Hidden From the Public at All Costs - 45 pts

2. Now For My Favorite Part of the Show... What's That Say? Read This Team's Name? Oh, God, This is Always Death. - 45 pts

3. Gudger College Alumni Association - 38.5 pts

4. Lovematic Grampas - 36.5 pts

4. Our Country Isn't Called America Anymore, It's Bonerland - 36.5 pts

6. Ganesh is Graceful - 28.5 pts

WooHoo!Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - 16th Anniversary and Diorama-Rama!

 

LOCATION : The Jay

CATEGORIES : Jay Sherman, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Lyrics to the Monorail Song

EPISODES : Treehouse of Horror IV, A Star is Burns, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

WINNERS : I'm Sorry, I Cannot Divulge Information About That Team's Secret, Illegal Team Name. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said They Were a Team. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said It Was a Secret. Oh Crap! I Certainly Shouldn't Have Said It Was Illegal. Ahh, It's Too Hot Today. (TIE BREAKER WINNER!)

*Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

Check out all the cromulent Diorama-rama photos in the WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto Facebook Group!

1. I'm Sorry, I Cannot Divulge Information About That Team's Secret, Illegal Team Name. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said They Were a Team. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said It Was a Secret. Oh Crap! I Certainly Shouldn't Have Said It Was Illegal. Ahh, It's Too Hot Today. - 41.5 PTS

1. There is One Phrase That Has Dogged Us Throughout Our Trivia Career. "Washed Up". Yet Here We Are, Among the Top 105 Simpsons Trivia Teams at the Jay Today. - 41.5 PTS

3. Lovematic Grampas - 38.5 PTS

3. The Team That's Got a Hot Date Tonight... A Date... Dinner With a Friend... Dinner Alone... Watching TV Alone... All Right! This Team is Gonna Sit Home and Ogle the Ladies in the Victoria's Secret Catalogue... Sears Catalogue... Now, Would You Stop Reading This Team Name Already, Please? They Don't Deserve This Kinda Shabby Treatment. - 38.5 PTS

5. This Diorama Cost $80 Million - 34 PTS

5. The Negligent Monsters - 34 PTS

7. A Box! My Trivia Team is a Box! - 31.5 PTS

8. Just When We Were Getting Over Our Chester A. Arthur-itis! - 31 PTS

9. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad! - 23 PTS

10. Flamin' Homer Sexuals - 21 PTS

11. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Son - 15 PTS

12. Pin Pals - 10.5 PTS

13. Improvident Lackwit's Parents - 0.5 PTS

August 3, 2026 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Groundskeeper Willie, Nicknames
Episodes: The War of the Simpsons, Moaning Lisa, Homerpalooza
Winner: This Team Has None of the Wit and Sparkle of Murphy Brown

1. This Team Has None of the Wit and Sparkle of Murphy Brown, 45.5 pts
2. Smellin' of Troy!, 43 pts
3. Judging By Mark's Outlandish Attire, He's Some Sort of Free Thinking Anarchist, 42.5 pts
4. What's the Matter, Neil? After 2 or 3 Truly Tasteless Team Names, You're Usually All Over Us. Neil, Please, It's Ten Bucks a Trivia, 41 pts
4. Professor Gas Can, 41 pts
6. 64 Slices of American Cheese, 38.5 pts
6. Of Course, For Safety Reasons, We Never Eat Taylor Farms Lettuce. It's Just Common Sense, 38.5 pts
6. Update: We Control the Birds Now, 38.5 pts
9. Can We Have a Reflecting Pool, Dad? Can We Have a Reflecting Pool, Dad? Can We Have a Reflecting Pool, Dad?, 38 pts
10. Gloria Vanderbilt, Back for Revenge, 37.5 pts
11. Oh, Mitch McConnell, We'll Thaw You Out the Second They Discover the Cure for 17 Stab Wounds in the Back, 36.5 pts
12. The Finger Thing Means the Taxes, 36 pts
13. Let Hammond Pay the Bears Tax! I Pay the Homer Tax!, 35 pts
14. Pee-Pee Soaked Heckhole, 34 pts
14. Answering Trivia Questions about "What's A Paddlin'?" Oh, You Better Believe That's a Paddlin', 34 pts
16. Mooching War Widows, 26.5 pts
17. Begin the Thawing of Mitch McConnell, 26 pts
18. I Told You We Should've Served Cake Instead of Taylor Farms Lettuce, 25.5 pts
19. 900 Dollary-Doos!, 21.5 pts
20. Die, Trivia, Die, 20.5 pts
21. Mom! Dad! Mitch McConnell's Dead!, 20 pts
22. Hantavirus 2: Electric Boogaloo, 19 pts
23. Can I Borrow a Team Name?, 17 pts
24. Kamp Krusty Survivor, 9 pts
24. Sammy Simpsons, 9 pts
26. See My Vest (100% Gorilla Chest), 6.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - July Edition

 

LOCATION :  The Jay

CATEGORIES :  The Blue Haired Lawyer, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Canada Eh?

 EPISODES : Lisa's Sax, Lisa the Simpson, Bart of Darkness

WINNERS : Dear Team, I Owe You One Emergency Team Name. Signed, Team.

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Dear Team, I Owe You One Emergency Team Name. Signed, Team. - 45 pts

2. The Team That Makes Numerous Threatening References to the Dive Shop and at the End They Repeat "Screw Storm Crow" Over and Over Again - 42.5 pts

3. The Lovematic Grampas - 38 pts

4. Handsome Homer + 5 - 37.5 pts

5. We've Always Felt There's Far Too Much Hysteria Over So-Called "Cheating" - 37 pts

6. Born To Runner Up - 36 pts

7. Ganesh is Graceful - 33 pts

8. The Ivory Dealers - 32 pts

9. Our Team is Sweating Like Roger Ebert! Chris... You are an Elf... Uncontrollably... I Think... A WE MON YO HO RENGE KYO - 27 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - June Edition

 

LOCATION : Storm Crow Manor

CATEGORIES :  Dr. Nick Riviera, Fathers

EPISODES :  Homer's Phobia, Itchy & Scratchy Land, Bart of Darkness

WINNERS : If Released, Would This Trivia Team Pose Any Threat to One Matt Smith? Matt SMITH? Ha! The Spirited Little Scamp Who Twice Foiled Our Evil Schemes And Sent Us to This Dank, Urine Soaked Hellhole?

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. If Released, Would This Trivia Team Pose Any Threat to One Matt Smith? Matt SMITH? Ha! The Spirited Little Scamp Who Twice Foiled Our Evil Schemes And Sent Us to This Dank, Urine Soaked Hellhole? - 43.5 pts

2. Damn Wiener Kids - 40 pts

3. Matt Smith Said Chris Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 37.5 pts

3. Just My Bones And Organs - 37.5 pts

5. The Lovematic Grampas - 32 pts

6. Ganesh is Graceful - 31 pts

7. So It's Come To This : A Simpsons Trivia Team - 27 pts