Saturday, January 20, 2018

January 13, 2018 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub
Categories: Squeaky-voiced teen, Simpsons Pictionary
Episodes: Homer Badman, Bart's Girlfriend, Sideshow Bob Roberts
Winner: Mr. Trump, we object to the term "urine-soaked shithole" when you could have said "pee-pee-soaked poop hole".

1 Mr. Trump, we object to the term "urine-soaked shithole" when you could have said "pee-pee-soaked poop hole". 48
2 Sure, our team is working hard at Simpsons Trivia, but we're also branching out into other efforts: Literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, world domination... oh wait, that's a typo. Mental note: Adam knows too much. 47.5
3 Okay, here's what we've got: the Adam Corporation, in conjunction with the Shaya People, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our teams to compete in mindless Simpsons Trivia in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner! We're through the looking glass, here, people. 46.5
4 Son, when you play Simpsons Trivia, it's not whether you win or lose. It's how drunk you get. 45
5 Hans Moleman Productions presents: Man & Man & Man & Woman & Woman & Woman Getting Hit By Football 43
6 Are Poo and Ass Taken? 42
7 Sex Farm for Sex Hookers 40.5
8 The sensitive, yet unfortunately-titled trivia team Pukahontas 39.5
9 Well, kids, we all know that sometimes trivia hosts quit, and they're back again the very next week. That's why I'm presenting this sworn affidavit that Ezra will never, ever, ever return! 39
10 Simpsons Trivia gives us eerie sexual powers 37.5
11 Springfield Heights Institute of Trivia 37
12 Dear trivia hosts, as I write this, I am very sad. Our team has been overthrown and REPLACED. BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL. ALL HAIL KRULL, AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME. SINCERELY, TRIVIA TEAM. 35.5
13 Tonight on Eye on Springfield, a look at the local event that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies: Simpsons Trivia! In a tradition that dates back to founding fathers Adam and Ezra The Quitter, eveery month, local residents gather to drive trivia contestants into the centre of Dickens Pub and whack them to Snake Heaven. 34
14 Hollywood Upstairs Medical College 34
15 Team Magaggie 34
16 The Sweet, Sweet Cans 30.5
17 Crab Juice 29.5
18 Our trivia host has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z, our trivia host has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N 27
19 Corey, story, Maury, allegory, Montessori, category, salutory... 24.5
20 Formerly Known as Chuck's 10
21 Flaming Moes 6.5

Thursday, January 18, 2018

January 17, 2018 - Indianapolis

Location: Tappers Arcade Bar
Categories: Football, Starring Troy McClure
Episodes: Homer Badman, Much Apu About Nothing
Winner: Team Discovery Channel

1: Team Discovery Channel - 44
2: Honor Rollers - 41
3: Say Hello to Miguel Sanchez! - 34
4: In Your Face, Space Coyote! - 31
5: Big Book of British Smiles - 24
6: We are Lugash! - 23
6: Kwik-E-Smrts - 23
8: Stupid Sexy Flanders - 15

Thursday, January 11, 2018

January 9, 2018 - St. Catharines

Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes:  Bart of Darkness, Lisa's Rival, Another Simpsons Clip Show
Winner: We're A Lonely Insignificant Team In A Has Been Restaurant Orbited By A Cold Indifferent Trivia Host.
Winner Best Team Name:  The Trivia Team That Realized They Were No Longer Little Girls...The Were Little Women.

1. We're A Lonely Insignificant Team In A Has Been 
Restaurant Orbited By A Cold Indifferent Trivia Host       47.5
2. You Never Pick Our Trivia Name, So The Lesson 
Is...Never Try                                                                      47
3. Gerry's Gonna Smell Like Hot Dogs                                  43.5
4. The Trivia Team That Realized They Were No 
Longer Little Girls...The Were Little Women                     42.5
5. Gerry, You Shouldn't Have Stopped For That Haircut    40.5
6. Stupid Sexy Trivia Host                                                   40
7. Alf, In Pog Form                                                              38.5
8. Go Banana                                                                      36
9. Trivia Or Crab Juice                                                        35.5
10. Why Do You Thnk I Took You To All Those Police 
Academy Movies...For Fun?!                                              35
11. Nuts and Gum...Together At Last!                                 34.5
12. Team Discovery Channel                                              32.5
13.  Faceless Slugs                                                             30
14. If We Don't Win Simpsons Trivia We Will Be Banned
Along With Our Children, And Our Children's Children...
For Three Months.                                                               28.5
15. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing A Towel             23.5

January 2, 2018 - Hamilton

Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Episodes: Homer Badman, Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy, Fear of Flying
Round Theme:  Ralph Wiggum
Winner: The Contrabulous Faptraption of Professor Horation Huffnagel 
Winner Best Team Name:  To A Whale Of A Host

1. The Contrabulous Faptraption of Professor
Horation Huffnagel                                                      44.5         
2. Remember 'Here Come The Pretzels'?  We're 
Back, In Pog Form.                                                     38.5
3. Are Poo And Ass Already Taken?                           35.5
4. Honk If You're Horny                                                 34
5. The Boogeyman or Boogeymen In The House       32
5. The I Didn't Do It Dancers                                       32
7. Cyanide, A Loving Tribute To Poison (We Need
A Ride Home)                                                             31.5
8. Put It In 'H'!                                                             28
9. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks Who Ever Sucked      28                         
10. To A Whale Of A Host                                           21
11. The TEam You Have Dialed Can No Longer Be
Reached From This Mic.  You. Negligent. Monster.    20.5
12. No Team Name...Only Khlav Kalash                     18.5
13. Buck Henderson:  Union Buster                            16

Toronto - January 2018

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Troy McClure, Parties
Episodes : I Married Marge, Lisa's First Word, And Maggie Makes Three
Winners : Sex Cauldron
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming : We've Learned That Simpsons Trivia is One Crushing Defeat After Another Until You Just Wish Matt Smith is Dead

* Does your team's score seem low? You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets! Remember to do so at the end of each round! *

1. Sex Cauldron - 44.5 pts
2. Kwik E Mart Gougers: Champions of Winning, Superb! - 43 pts
2. Old Grey Team She AIn't What She Used to Be - 43 pts
2. We've Learned That Simpsons Trivia is One Crushing Defeat After Another Until You Just Wish Matt Smith is Dead - 43 pts
5. Did You Know Every Good Trivia Team is at Heart an Erotic Trivia Team? - 41 pts
5. We Should Call This Team "Johnny Deformed" - 41 pts
7. If Horseracing is the Sport of Kings, Then Surely Trivia is a... Very Good Sport as Well! - 40.5 pts
8. Tabletime and Allied Biscuit - 38 pts
9. Doesn't That Team Seem a Little... Festive To You? - 37.5 pts
10. As For Your Grandma, She Shouldn't Have Mouthed Off Like That - 37 pts
10. Krusty Tromboners - 37 pts
12. Our Names are Nick, Hayley, Marsha, Chris, Eric, and Ben... Drinking Has Ruined Our Lives... We're 31 Years Old! - 35.5 pts
13. Joey Joe-Joe Jr. Shabadu - 35 pts
14. The Magaggies - 33.5 pts
14. We Have No Business Being a Trivia Team. We're Leaving the Trivia Business to All the Other Trivia Teams in the Trivia Business - 33.5 pts
16. Kruddler! - 32.5 pts
17. I'm a Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt - 30 pts
17. They're Gonna Take My Thumbs, Marge! - 30 pts
19. The Lovematic Grampas - 29 pts
20. Go Banana! - 27.5 pts
21. Homer? Who is Homer? My Name is Guy Incognito. - 27 pts
21. Loafers Formerly Known as Gophers - 27 pts
23. Iron Helps Us Play! - 26.5 pts
24. A Bunch of Rory Calhouns - 26 pts
24. This Team is a Part of Us All, A Part of Us All, A Part of Us All - 26 pts
26. The Attractive Cousins - 24 pts
27. Discovery Channel - 23 pts
27. Premium Answer Question 100% - 23 pts
29. 9 Misfortunes - 21.5 pts
30. Our Country Isn't Called Trivia Anymore, It's Bonerland - 20.5 pts
30. Team Planet Express (Formerly Team Discovery Channel) - 20.5 pts
32. Team Discovery Channel - 20 pts
33. Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag - 18.5 pts
34. Eat My Slacks - 18 pts
35. The Team Whose Name You'd Love to Touch... But You Mustn't Touch! - 17 pts
36. The Nahasapeemapetilons - 6 pts

Thursday, December 28, 2017

December 12, 2017 - ST. CATHARINES

Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes:  Grift of the Magi, Lisa on Ice, Homer Badman
Winner: How Did We Get So Good At Trivia?  Pieced It Together Mostly From Sugar Packets.
Winner Best Team Name:  Baby On Board.  Something, Something...Burt Ward.

1. How Did We Get So Good At Trivia?  Pieced It 
Together Mostly From Sugar Packets                                47
2. Remember Jarvie?  He's Back, In Pog Form                42.5
3. You Can't Insult This Trivia Host.  You Call Him a 
Moron And He Just Sits There Grinning Moronily            38.5
4. Don't Make Me Run, I'm Full Of Trivia                            33
5. The Leader Beans                                                          31
6. Alright Brain, You Don't Like Me And I Don't Like You, 
But Let's Just Do This And I Can Get Back To Killing 
You With Beer.                                                                    27.5
7. Baby On Board.  Something, Somthing...Burt Ward       22.5
8.                                                           18
9. That Ancient Mystic Society Of No Homers                    15
10. Mathalete's Foot                                                            3.5

Sunday, December 24, 2017

December 20, 2017 - Indianapolis

Location: Tappers Arcade Bar
Categories: Name the Gift, Santa's Little Helper
Episodes: Marge Not Be Proud, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
Winner: Honor Rollers

1: Honor Rollers - 41
2: Team Discovery Channel - 37
3: Help! My Son is a Nerd - 36
4: No One's Gay for Moleman - 35
4: Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp - 35
6: There's Your Answer Fishbulb - 33
7: Kwik-E-Smrts - 21
8: No Homers Club - 5