Tuesday, October 16, 2018

October 15th, 2018 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Uter, Evil
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror VII
Winner: The Price of College for Maggie
Best Team Name: TIE - We're Back At Simpsons Trivia, Where There's Nothing To Be Afraid Of… Except That Pizza That Turns People Inside Out / You're Back With Your Trivia Team Where There's Nothing To Be Afraid Of Except That Pizza That Turns People Inside Out
Best Costume: SeƱor Beaverottie

1. The Price of College for Maggie - 46.5 pts
2. Too Crazy For Boystown, Too Much Of A Boy For Crazytown - 45 pts
3. Warren, Aaron And Neil: These Are The People Who Saw An Overcrowded Trivia Marketplace And Said "Me Too!" - 44.5 pts
4. How To Cook (For) 40 Trivia Hosts - 43 pts
5. Where's Aaron and Warren? Let's Check Every Place A Slightly Twisted Solitary Misfit Might Run To. I'll Check Simpsons Trivia! - 41.5 pts
6. We're Back At Simpsons Trivia, Where There's Nothing To Be Afraid Of… Except That Pizza That Turns People Inside Out - 39 pts
7. We Took An Abandoned Mule Tannery And Turned It Into A Trivia Team - 37.5 pts
8. The Pimps And Chuds - 36.5 pts
9. Maybe Family Guy Has Trivia We Don't Know. Frankly, We Don't Want To Know. It's Trivia We Can Do Without. - 36 pts
10. You're Back With Your Trivia Team Where There's Nothing To Be Afraid Of Except That Pizza That Turns People Inside Out - 35.5
11. When I Was A Woo Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia Night Contestant, I Wanted To Get The Best Team Name, But Aaron and Warren Wouldn't Give It To Me, So I Held My Breath Until I Passed Out And Hit My Head On The Pizza Table. The Doctor Thought I Might Have Brain Damage. Dad, What's The Point Of This Story? I Like Stories. - 33 pts
11. Underage Kids Drinking Beer Without A Permit - 33 pts
11. We Made It To Trivia Night! That's Good! But We Don't Have Costumes. That's Bad! But We'll Run Up A Huge Bar Tab! That's Good! But We Aren't Buying Pizza. That's Bad. But We'll Tip Well! That's Good! We're Ordering Nothing But Hot Toddies All Night… That's Bad. - 33 pts
14. Does This Look Like A Team That Has Had All It Can Eat? - 31.5 pts
15. Panamanian Strongmen - 31 pts
16.
- 29 pts
16. No Answers And No Points Make Team Go Something Something - 29 pts
18. More Asbestos! More Asbestos! - 26 pts
18. They're Dogs And They're Playing Poker! - 26 pts
20. Poo And Ass - 23.5 pts
21. Two Guys From Kabul - 22.5 pt
22. Nuke The Whales - 11 pts

Sunday, October 14, 2018

October 13, 2018 - Calgary

Location:  Dickens PubCategories : Maude Flanders, Spooky Spirits
Episodes : Treehouse of Horror II, Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror VII

Winner: Nobody knows about Simpsons Trivia? The wild shirtwearing intros of Adam? The bong-rattling DJ work of Ezra? The competent quizzing of Shaya? Oh man! For more information on Simpsons trivia consult Dickens Library!
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  We drove 2000 miles from Arlen to see this???

1. Nobody knows about Simpsons Trivia? The wild shirtwearing intros of Adam? The bong-rattling DJ work of Ezra? The competent quizzing of Shaya? Oh man! For more information on Simpsons trivia consult Dickens Library! 48.5
2. But by the time I got to DIckens, my trivia team had already been reported by Principal Duhatscheck. I got back at him though. Him and that little Ezra of his. Anyway that's why I always keep a spare trivia sheet next to me. 47
3. The Popli kids. 46
4. There's your answer fishbulb. 42.5
5. We drove 2000 miles from Arlen to see this? 41
6. My young friends, for years I have been silent, save for the crude glissandos of this primitive wind instrument. But now, destiny has thrust me into the center ring. In the coming weeks, you will notice some sweeping changes in our trivia night. Please do not be alarmed. Adam and Shaya will still have a home here. But we will also learn about nutrition, self-esteem, etiquette, and all the lively arts. 41
7. Oh you must be sick. Lets see what's the old Dr. Washburn prescribe? Do you have Dropsy? The gripe? Scofula? The vapours? Jungle rot? Dandy fever? Poor mans gout? Housemaids knee? Climatic poopow? The trivia? Dum dum fever? 40.5
8. Get confident stupid! 38
9. Let me get this straight. You took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem globetrotters? I thought table 205 was due! 35
10. Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. 34
11. Thrillho. 34
12. The fog that turns people inside out. 33
13. Mmm... forbidden doughnut. 32
14. Dear Adam and Shaya. Your trivia sucked. All you did was yak yak yak, you didn't even shoot anybody! 30.5
15. Flaming moe's. 28


Thursday, October 11, 2018

October 2, 2018 - HAMILTON

Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: No Man Should Outlive His Fictional Quizzer
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  The Trivia Team That Obviously Had No Help From Its Parents  

1. No Man Should Outlive His Fictional Quizzer                     46       
2. Ya Use Me Gerry!  Ya Used Meeeee!                                  43.5
3. Prez Sez:  Trivia Is For Losers                                             43
4. The Trivia Team That Obviously Had No Help From 
Its Parents                                                                                42.5
5. Oh Boy!  Buffalo Testicles!                                                    38
6. The Mrs. Funs                                                                          37.5
7. Even My Fat Momma Can Touch Her Toes                          32
8Bang Bang Bart                                                                              31.5
                  

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

October 9th, 2018 - Toronto Treehouse of Horror


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Halloween Groundskeeper Willy, Movie Spoofs
Episodes : Treehouse of Horror, Treehouse of Horror II, Treehouse of Horror X
Winners : It's a Ghost Team! There are G.host Teams All Over These Trivia Nights, You Know..
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence :
Forget About The Trivia!! When Do We Get The Freakin' Guns?!?

Don't forget to check out the Facebook Group for pics of our Costume Contest!!!
* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

1. It's a Ghost Team! There are Ghost Teams All Over These Trivia Nights, You Know... - 49.5 pts
2. The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: Urge to Kill... Rising - 48 pts
3. No Pumpkin Spice, Only Klav Kalash - 47.5 pts
4. The Gigantic Asses - 47 pts
5. Forget About The Trivia!! When Do We Get The Freakin' Guns?!? - 46 pts
6. Sex Cauldron - 45.5 pts
6. Up Yours, Children! 45.5 pts
8. Just This Morning, Our Team Sentenced Our 46th Man to Death... Oh No, 47th - 44 pts
9. Queens of the Harpies - 42 pts
10. Well, It's Been a Long Trip to the Cadillac Lounge, But We're Almost There - 40 pts
11. Are Poo and Ass Taken? - 38.5 pts
12. The Horrors of an Unfresh Bowl - 38 pts
12. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 38 pts
14. Mispelled "Bus" on Our Application - 37.5 pts
15. Butterscotch Chicken - 34.5 pts
15. The Zip Boys - 34.5 pts
15. You Killed the Zombie Matt Smith!... He Was a Zombie?! - 34.5 pts
18. Iron Helps Us Play - 34 pts
19. Nimrod and Nimtodd - 33 pts
19. The Negative Nellies - 33 pts
21. The Two Spaghetti Meals In One Day - 32.5 pts
22. Older, Balder, Fatter Sons - 29 pts
23. Bob Mackie Originals: Don't Blame Us, We Voted For Kodos - 27.5 pts
23. Stoner's Pot Palace - That's Flagrant False Advertising! - 27.5 pts
25. Flying Mongoose - 27 pts
26. We Don't Have Costumes - That's Bad... But We're Here for Trivia - That's Good! - 26.5 pts
27. Follow Me to Springfield Aquarium - 25 pts
28. Troy McClure's Romantic Abnormality - 23 pts
29. "Dad, You Killed the Zombie Flanders!" "...He Was a Zombie?!" - 15.5 pts
30. Bury Me at Makeout Creek - 12 pts
31. Hark to the Tale of Nelson, and the Boy He Loved So Dear. They Became the Best of Friends for Years and Years and Years. - 10 pts
31. Something Clever - 10 pts
33. The Old Grey Mares - 9 pts


Monday, October 1, 2018

September 11, 2018 - St. Catharines

Location: Gord's Place - St. Catharines
Winner:  I Think They Chose Us For Our Motivational Skills.  Everyone Says They Have To Work A Lot Harder When We're Around
Winner Best Team Name: Aye That's Handsome Gerry.  He Hosts Trivia For Nickels



1. I Think They Chose Us For Our Motivational Skills.  
Everyone Says They Have To Work A Lot Harder When 
We're Around                                                                                 48
2. Fork And Spoon Operators From Sector 7G                              45
3. What? And Violate The Code Of Simpsons Trivia? 
I'd Rather Gerry Died!                                                                     44
4. Aye That's Handsome Gerry.  He Hosts Trivia For Nickels        43
5. Our Trivia Team Is Not Communist.  We May Be Liars, Pigs, 
Idiots, Communists...But We Are NOT Porn Stars                             41.5
6. Melvin And The Squirrels                                                            38.5    
7. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers                                                                        34.5
8. Kristy's Komedy Klassic                                                              31.5                                                                  
9. Welcome To Simpsons Trivia, Where Nothing Coud 
PossiBLIE Go Wrong...Possibly Go Wrong.  That's The First 
Thing That's Ever Gone Wrong                                                       29.5
9. Zack and Sophie                                                                         29.5
9. The Stoned Cutters                                                                     28
12. GRC                                                                                          12

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

September 19, 2018 - Indianapolis




Location: Tappers Arcade Bar
Categories: Birthdays, College
Episodes: So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show, Another Simpsons Clip Show
Winner: $82,000 Monstrosities

1. $82,000 Monstrosities - 51
2. Honor Rollers - 49
3. Something, Something Burt Ward - 47
4. Nobody Ever Says Italy - 44
5. Bring Back Sheriff Lobo - 40
6. Sex Cauldron - 38
7. Team Discovery Channel - 36
8. Kwik-E-Smrts - 22
9. Can I Borrow An Answer? - 16
10. The Doritys - 14
11. House Unicorg - 6

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

September 17th, 2018 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Chief Wiggum, Anniversaries
Episodes: Burns' Heir, The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular, The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
Winner: We Went Through A 6 Year Orgy Of Non-Stop Trivia And Booze With Nothing To Show For It But Four Emmys And A Pizzeria Serio Gift Certificate - Tie Breaker
Best Team Name: It's Just Another Chapter In The Pointless Rivalry Between This Trivia Team And The Other Trivia Teams. They Built A Mini-Mall, So We Built A Bigger Mini-Mall. They Made The World's Largest Pizza So We Burnt Down Their City Hall

1. We Went Through A 6 Year Orgy Of Non-Stop Trivia And Booze With Nothing To Show For It But Four Emmys And A Pizzeria Serio Gift Certificate- 47.5 pts
2. Who's To Say What's A Team Name These Days, What With All Our Modern Ideas… And Products? -47.5 pts
3. Surdrudinma Baradad's Trivia Party - 45.5 pts
4. Dial "T" For Trivia'ous'ness - 41 pts
5. Our Team Is Better Than Dirt! Well, Most Kinds Of Dirt. Not That Fancy Store-Bought Dirt. That Stuff's Loaded With Nutrients - 40.5 pts
6. It's Like Kissing A Peanut - 39.5 pts
7. What's Wrong With The Denver Broncos? - 39 pts
8. I've Got Some textbooks, But Without State Approved Syllabi And Standardized Testing, My Trivia Playing Can Only Go So Far - 38.5 pts
9. It's Just Another Chapter In The Pointless Rivalry Between This Trivia Team And The Other Trivia Teams. They Built A Mini-Mall, So We Built A Bigger Mini-Mall. They Made The World's Largest Pizza So We Burnt Down Their City Hall - 37.5 pts
10. Aaron, This Trivia Is Terrible! It's Got No Attitude, It's Barely Outrageous And I Don't Know What It's In, But It's Not My Face!- 36 pts
11. Tuborg, The Beer Of Danish Kings - 29.5 pts
12. Alright, Mr. Burns. What's Your Team Name? I Don't Know -27 pts
13. A Perfectly Cromulent Team - 25 pts
14. The 3-Eyed Fish - 16.5 pts
15. Dental Plan - Lisa Needs Aces - 14 pts
16. Billy And The Cloneasauruses - 12 pts
17. Not Your Average Stonecutters - 3 pts