Tuesday, July 16, 2019

July 15, 2019 - Chicago


Location: Replay Lincoln Park
Categories: Miss Hoover, Seeeeeeeeeeeex
Episodes: Blood Feud, Bart Gets Famous, The Day the Violence Died
Winner: We Flushed Chance the Snapper Down the Toilet but He Got Stuck Half Way and Now We Have to Feed Him (tie breaker)
Best Team Name: We Flushed Chance the Snapper Down the Toilet but He Got Stuck Half Way and Now We Have to Feed Him 

1. 
We Flushed Chance the Snapper Down the Toilet but He Got Stuck Half Way and Now We Have to Feed Him - 47 pts
1. A Flavorless Team I Call Root Marm - 47 pts
3. We Carved This Team Name Ourselves From a Bigger Team Name  - 45 pts
3. Hey, Homer! Us Hotheads Are Going to Go Become White Sox Fans. Wanna Come With? Sure! I've Had it Up to Here With These Damn Ricketts! - 45 pts
5. Hello! And Welcome to Woo Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia. While Enjoying Our Trivia Event, Your Car Will Unfortanely Be Subject To Repeated Break-Ins... - 41 pts
6. Now for My Favorite Part of Simpsons Trivia. What's That Say? Ask Questions to the Audience? Ugh, This is Always Death. - 40 pts
7. Trivia Team No Function Beer Well Without - 38 pts
8. Is It St. Swithins Day Already? - 35 pts
9. Lionel Hutz LLP - 34 pts
10. Follow Me to the Springfield Aquarium - 28 pts
11. The Lizard Queens - 24 pts
12. Thrill House - 18 pts
13. Nobody Ever Suspects Team Butterfly - 15 pts
14. David vs. Super Goliath - 12 pts
15. Big Chungus - 8 pts
16. Pin Pals - 7 pts

Friday, July 12, 2019

July 8, 2019 - Hamilton



Location:  Levity Comedy Club, Hamilton
Winner:  Six Days A Week This Team Is A Hockey Rink
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  No Working Audio And No Laminated Menues Make Gerry Something Something...Change Venues?!...Don't Mind If I Do!

1. Six Days A Week This Team Is A Hockey Rink                      48.5      
2. We Had Trivia on a Tuesday, It Died, It Died.  Gerry Said 
It Was Wednesday, He Lied! He Lied!                                        47
3. Oh no, Gerry's Escaped.  We've Got To Seach Every
Place A Sick, Solitary Misfit Might Run To.  I'll Start With
Levity Comedy Club!                                                                  44.5
4. Gerry, There's An Empty Spot I've Always Had Inside Me.
I've Tried Filling It With Family, Religion, Community 
Service, But Those Were Dead Ends.  I think Simpsons Trivia
Is The Answer!                                                                                  43
4. I'm Disrupting The Trivia Process...And I Love It                     43
6. No Working Audio And No Laminated Menues Make 
Gerry Something Something...Change Venues?!...
Don't Mind If I Do!                                                                    43
7. A Trivia Team With A Name Is Like A Mule With A 
Spinning Wheel                                                                          41.5
8. The Team That Couldn't Slow Down                                      40.5
8. The Mrs. Funs                                                                        40.5
10. Did Anyone Order The London Symphony Orchestra?
Possibly While High? Gerry Hall, I'm Looking In Your Direction  39
11. Rich In Bunly Goodness                                                        37
12. My Son's Name Is Also Gerry                                               36
13. The Klu Klux Klams                                                               35.5
14. The Canyoneros                                                                    33.5
15. I'm In No Condition To Host Trivia.  Wait, I Shouldn't 
Listen to me...I'm Drunk!                                                              31.5
16. The Queens Of The Harpie                                                   23.5
17. Stupid Sexy Model UN - Feels LIke We're Debating 
Nothin' At All                                                                                16.5  

Thursday, July 11, 2019

July 9th, 2019 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : McBain, Oh Canada!
Episodes : Your Only Move Twice, Bart the Murderer, Summer of 4'2"
Winners : Sex Cauldron
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : And a Mighty Cheer Went Up From the Heroes of Toronto. They Had Banished the Awful Kawhi Leonard... Because He Was Haunted.

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

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1. Sex Cauldron - 46.5 pts
2. Well, Better Make it Quick, Chris, In 5 Minutes This Place is Becoming a Starbucks - 46 pts
3. School's Out! Up Yours, Chris Brazeau!! - 45.5 pts
4. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: The Team That Closed the Cadillac Lounge - 44 pts
4. The Nelsons and All the Other Puppets - 44 pts
6. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless! - 42.5 pts
7. Those Egg Council Creeps - 40.5 pts
8. The Moochin' War Widows - 39 pts
9. We Ain't Going Nowhere. We've Been at Table Purt'Near 7 Years and We Ain't Leaving Now. "They're Dead Now!" - 39 pts
10. Hey Look, Somebody's Attractive Cousin! - 38 pts
10. So Long, Stink Lounge! - 38 pts
12. Haha, nooo, We're Not Worried. Our Patrons Visit the Cadillac For Its Robust Beers, Not Its Simpsons Content. I Predict Our New, Trivia-Free "Tuesday Zero" Will Attract Even More Guests Than Our Previous Brand! - 37.5 pts
13. The Older, Balder, Fatter Sons - 36 pts
14. And a Mighty Cheer Went Up From the Heroes of Toronto. They Had Banished the Awful Kawhi Leonard... Because He Was Haunted. - 35.5 pts
14. Morals and Ethics and Carnal Forebearance - 35.5 pts
16. Big Fat Dynamos - 35 pts
16. Max Power! We're the Team Whose Name You'd Love to Touch! Our Name Sounds Good in Your Ear! But When You Hear It You Mustn't Fear! Cuz His Name Can Be Said By Anyone! - 35 pts
18. Chris, Matt, Everything's Going to be Fine. Now Go Upstairs and Pack Your Trivia Bags. We're Going to Start a New Life... Under the Sea! - 34.5 pts
18. You Will Find Happiness With a New Venue - 34.5 pts
20. Impy and Chimpy - 33.5 pts
21. The Lovematic Grampas - 32 pts
21. This Has Trivia In It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 32 pts
23. Went By the Name of Homer. Seven Feet Tall He Was, With Arms Like Tree Trunks. His Eyes Were Like Steel: Cold, Hard. Had a Shock of Hair, Red, Like the Fires of Hell - 31 pts
24. The Ol' Crayola Oblongata(s) - 29.5 pts
25. The Damn Wiener Kids - 29 pts
25. There is No Simpsons Trivia at the Cadillac Lounge, and There Never Was! - 29 pts
27. Krusty Brand Imitation Trivia Team - 25 pts
27. The Team That's Going to Marry a Carrot - 25 pts
29. Moonpie, What a Time to Be Alive! - 24.5 pts
30. The Boogeyman or Boogeymen - 24 pts
31. A Trivia Team in Ape Masks is Still a Trivia Team - 23 pts
31. Can't We Have One Trivia Night That Doesn't End With Us Digging Up a Corpse? - 23 pts
33. Klondike Five - 21.5 pts
33. Queens of the Harpies - 21.5pts
33. We Demand More Asbestos! - 21.5pts
36. Joey Jo-Jo Jr. Shabadoo - 21 pts
37. I'm On A Roll A Gay! - 20 pts
38. PRAY FOR MOJO - 18.5 pts
38. The Investorettes - 18.5 pts
40. Soon WE'LL Be Queens of Summertime! - 18 pts
41. Otto Fellatio - 17.5 pts
42. I Was Saying Italy Was My Least Favorite Country - 17 pts
43. My Raisin Roundies! - 16.5 pts
44. Watch Out Itchy! He's Irish! - 15 pts
45. Five Bad Neighbors - 12 pts

Thursday, June 27, 2019

June 24, 2019 - Detroit

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Location: Tipsy McStagger's 
Categories: Bart, Summer Activities
Episodes: Bart's Comet, The Mansion Family, Lisa the Greek
Winner: A Fresh Batch of America Balls
 
1. A Fresh Batch of America Balls - 41.00
2. International Drainage Commission - 40.50
3. Pi is Exactly 3 - 37.50
4. Gudger College Dropouts - 37.00
5. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net - 35.50
6. Mama & the Papa - 5.00

Tuesday, June 18, 2019

June 17th, 2019 - Chicago


Location: Replay Lincoln Park
Categories: Make Way for Willie!, Nicknames
Episodes: Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part 2), Lisa the Beauty Queen, Homer and Apu
Winner: This Team is Doped Up Or Dyin' Or Something
Best Team Name: How Many Trivia Hosts Will There Be? One At First, But He'll Train Others

1. This Team is Doped Up Or Dyin' Or Something - 46.5 pts

2. Gloria Vanderbilt, Out for Revenge - 45.5 pts
3. Born to Runner Up - 44.5 pts
4. The Lombardo Method - 44 pts
5. You're Just In Time for Sponge Bath the Trivia Hosts Day! - 41.5 pts
6. Spin the Middle Top Wise - 41 pts
7. Extra! Extra! Todd Smells! - 40 pts
8. How Many Simpsons Trivia Hosts Will There Be? One at First, but He'll Train Others - 39.5 pts
9. Hey Neil, We Heard Your Trivia Went Into a Restaurant and Ate Everything in The Restaurant and They Had to Close the Restaurant - 39 pts
10. Charmed... Ummm, a Googley Doogley - 38.5 pts
11. Hit the Change of Venue Button! Now! Oh no, You're in Replay! - 38 pts
12. Neil, Crackers Are a Team Food. Happy Teams. Maybe Single Players Eat Crackers, We 
Don't Know. Frankly, We Don't Want to Know. It's a Market We Could Do Without. - 37 pts
13. "I just took your round one--- I got a zero!" "GOOD LORD, A ZERO?!" - 36 pts
14. Neil, Why'd You Bring Me to a Gay Trivia Night? I Don't Know, Aaron! - 35.5 pts
15. Barney's Film Had Heart but Simpsons Trivia Night Had Simpsons Trivia Night - 34 pts
16. Lisa Needs Braces - 24.5 pts
17. Better Than Most Kinds of Dirt - 24 pts
18. The Bee Sharps - 12 pts

Saturday, June 15, 2019

May 20th, 2019 - Chicago


Location: Replay Lincoln Park
Categories: Lionel Hutz, Butts
Episodes: Secrets of a Successful Marriage, Homerpalooza, Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part One)
Winner: 
Neglecterinos
Best Team Name: What did you do after you were ejected from Simpsons Trivia? / We pretty much went straight home. / You're under oath. / We drove around until 3am looking for another Simpsons trivia / And when you couldn't find one? / We went shitposting.

1. Neglecterinos. - 49 pts

2. Wait A Minute.. You Didn't Learn How Game of Thrones Ended… We Won! - 48 pts
3. I Sure Could Go for A 100 Tacos - 47 pts
4. 
Jeremy's Iron - 46 pts
5.I hope Alabama women don't take our attempts to destroy their bodily autonomy too seriously. - 45.5 pts
5. We Think You're Cool Aaron & Neil / Kathy, That Was Mean - 45.5 pts
7. The sprinklers that go ffffffsssssttttt - 43.5 pts

7. Sexy Mulder, FBI
9. My Team Has Plans to Beat Up All Sorts of Trivia Hosts. That'll Teach Em to Drag Their Feet On My Clever Team Names - 41.5 pts
10. Those Rowdy Member of Chug-A-Lug House - 39.5 pts
10. Dr. Nick Triviera - 39.5 pts
12. What did you do after you were ejected from Simpsons Trivia? / We pretty much went straight home. / You're under oath. / We drove around until 3am looking for another Simpsons trivia / And when you couldn't find one? / We went shitposting. - 39 pts
13. The Trash-Eating Stink Bags - 36 pts
14. What do you do if you want something that looks like a Simpsons Trivia host? / Ehh, we usually just tape a bunch of cats together. - 34.5 pts
14. Chapter 2: So Your Pressure is Dropping - 34.5 pts
16. Jeremy Irons  - 32.5 pts
17. The Simpsonian - 32 pts
18. What a Crappy Candle - 31.5 pts
19. Bort Jass - 29.5 pts
20. Freezer Geezer - 25.5 pts

Thursday, June 13, 2019

June 11th, 2019 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Springfield Mobs, Toys
Episodes : Flaming Moe's, Homer's Barber Shop Quartet, Bart of Darkness
Winners : Kids, Let Me Tell You About Another So-Called Wicked Trivia Team. They Had Long Hair, and Some Wild Ideas, and They Didn't Always Do What Other People Thought Was Right. And That Team's Name Was... I Forget. But the Point Is... I Forget That Too. Chris, You Know Who I'm Talking About! They Used to Drive That Blue Car
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Are They Booing Kevin Durant? No Sir, They're Saying "Boo-Rant"

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

Follow us @woohootriviaTO to enter our Twitter contest the day before trivia!

1.
Kids, Let Me Tell You About Another So-Called Wicked Trivia Team. They Had Long Hair, and Some Wild Ideas, and They Didn't Always Do What Other People Thought Was Right. And That Team's Name Was... I Forget. But the Point Is... I Forget That Too. Chris, You Know Who I'm Talking About! They Used to Drive That Blue Car. - 47 pts
2. They Should Call This a Laaaarge Island Iced Tea! - 46.5 pts
3. Excuse Me, Sir. Do You Like to Laugh? - 44.5 pts
3. Some Kind of Non-Giving Up Trivia Team - 44.5 pts
3. We Tried to Enroll in Trivia But Chris Turned Us Away Because of Our Shabby Clothes - 44.5 pts
6. This Winners Table is Like All the Other Tables, Except For One Important Difference. Oh Wait, They Took That Out. Yes, It Is Just Like All the Other Tables. - 43.5 pts
7. We're All Aware of Chris's Problems, But Compared to Matt Smith, She's Judge Freaking Reinhold! - 42 pts
7. Are They Booing Kevin Durant? No Sir, They're Saying "Boo-Rant" - 42 pts
9. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless! - 40.5 pts
10. Oh Mr. Mooney, Our Team's Just Gotta Meet Bob Cummings. Dwaaaaah... - 40 pts
10. Sex Cauldron - 40 pts
12. This Team Doesn't Even Play Their Own Instruments - 38 pts
13. Can't Someone Else Do It? - 36.5 pts
13. I Can't Believe We Spent Ten Thousand Dollars For this Trivia. What the Heck Was That Lab Fee For? - 36.5 pts
15. A Team From a Country That No Longer Exists - 34.5 pts
16. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 33.5 pts
17. A Million Poets Could Try For a Million Years and Still Describe But Three-Eighths of a Team Name - 30.5 pts
18. Lovematic Grampas - 28.5 pts
19. Kawhi and the Cloneasaurus - 27.5 pts
20. Hey Kids, We're Eating Dinner Tonight! (did you seriously think we were going to write that whole thing again?) - 24.5 pts
21. Family, Religion, Friendship. These are the Three Demons You Must Slay If You Wish to Succeed in Business. When Opportunity Knocks You Don't Want to Be Driving to a Maternity Hospital or Sitting in Some Phoney-Baloney Church. Or Synagogue. - 23 pts
21. Let Me Compu-Global-Hyper-Meganet That For You - 23 pts
23. Man Getting Hit by Football - 22.5 pts
24. The B Phlats - 21.5 pts
25. Go Banana! - 21 pts
26. Tipsy McStagger & The Surlies - 11 pts