WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Hallowe'en Edition

 

LOCATION : The Jay Bar

CATEGORIES : Hallowe'en Mr. Burns, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! Black & Orange

EPISODES :  Treehouse of Horror V(The Shining, Time and Punishment, Nightmare Cafeteria), Treehouse of Horror VII(The Thing and I, The Genesis Tub, Citizen Kang), Treehouse of Horror II(The Monkey's Paw, The Bart Zone, If I Only Had a Brain)

WINNERS : Even as I Speak, the Scourge of This Team Could Be Headed Towards Your Town. Lock Your Doors, Bar Your Windows. Because the Next Simpsons Trivia Team You See Could Destroy Your Home and Eat Your Family

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

Don't forget to check out the incredibly cromulent costumes from our costume contest in the Toronto Facebook group!

1. Even as I Speak, the Scourge of This Team Could Be Headed Towards Your Town. Lock Your Doors, Bar Your Windows. Because the Next Simpsons Trivia Team You See Could Destroy Your Home and Eat Your Family - 47 pts

2. The Lovematic Grampas - 45 tps

3. The Breakdancing Robots That Caught Fire - 43.5 pts

4. The Secret Ingredient is... Love - 37.5 pts

5. Fresh Victims for Chris Brazeau's Ever Growing Army of the Undead - 32.5 pts

6. Trivia is Nature's Candy - 30.5 pts

7. Milpool - 27.5 pts

8. Only Whoooo Can Prevent Our Team Winning Trivia? You Have Selected “We,” Referring to “Us.” That Is Incorrect. The Correct Answer Is “We” - 27 pts

9. Stampy's Revenge - 17 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - September Edition

 

LOCATION : The Jay Bar

CATEGORIES : Miss Hoover, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Last Word in Answer Rhymes with Question Number

EPISODES : Burns' Heir, Bart the Lover, The Twisted World of Marge Simpson

WINNERS: The Team That Has a Romantic Abnormality, One So Unbelievable It Must Be Hidden From the Public at All Costs

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. The Team That Has a Romantic Abnormality, One So Unbelievable It Must Be Hidden From the Public at All Costs - 45 pts

2. Now For My Favorite Part of the Show... What's That Say? Read This Team's Name? Oh, God, This is Always Death. - 45 pts

3. Gudger College Alumni Association - 38.5 pts

4. Lovematic Grampas - 36.5 pts

4. Our Country Isn't Called America Anymore, It's Bonerland - 36.5 pts

6. Ganesh is Graceful - 28.5 pts

WooHoo!Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - 16th Anniversary and Diorama-Rama!

 

LOCATION : The Jay

CATEGORIES : Jay Sherman, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Lyrics to the Monorail Song

EPISODES : Treehouse of Horror IV, A Star is Burns, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

WINNERS : I'm Sorry, I Cannot Divulge Information About That Team's Secret, Illegal Team Name. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said They Were a Team. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said It Was a Secret. Oh Crap! I Certainly Shouldn't Have Said It Was Illegal. Ahh, It's Too Hot Today. (TIE BREAKER WINNER!)

*Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

Check out all the cromulent Diorama-rama photos in the WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto Facebook Group!

1. I'm Sorry, I Cannot Divulge Information About That Team's Secret, Illegal Team Name. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said They Were a Team. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said It Was a Secret. Oh Crap! I Certainly Shouldn't Have Said It Was Illegal. Ahh, It's Too Hot Today. - 41.5 PTS

1. There is One Phrase That Has Dogged Us Throughout Our Trivia Career. "Washed Up". Yet Here We Are, Among the Top 105 Simpsons Trivia Teams at the Jay Today. - 41.5 PTS

3. Lovematic Grampas - 38.5 PTS

3. The Team That's Got a Hot Date Tonight... A Date... Dinner With a Friend... Dinner Alone... Watching TV Alone... All Right! This Team is Gonna Sit Home and Ogle the Ladies in the Victoria's Secret Catalogue... Sears Catalogue... Now, Would You Stop Reading This Team Name Already, Please? They Don't Deserve This Kinda Shabby Treatment. - 38.5 PTS

5. This Diorama Cost $80 Million - 34 PTS

5. The Negligent Monsters - 34 PTS

7. A Box! My Trivia Team is a Box! - 31.5 PTS

8. Just When We Were Getting Over Our Chester A. Arthur-itis! - 31 PTS

9. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad! - 23 PTS

10. Flamin' Homer Sexuals - 21 PTS

11. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Son - 15 PTS

12. Pin Pals - 10.5 PTS

13. Improvident Lackwit's Parents - 0.5 PTS

August 3, 2026 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Groundskeeper Willie, Nicknames
Episodes: The War of the Simpsons, Moaning Lisa, Homerpalooza
Winner: This Team Has None of the Wit and Sparkle of Murphy Brown

1. This Team Has None of the Wit and Sparkle of Murphy Brown, 45.5 pts
2. Smellin' of Troy!, 43 pts
3. Judging By Mark's Outlandish Attire, He's Some Sort of Free Thinking Anarchist, 42.5 pts
4. What's the Matter, Neil? After 2 or 3 Truly Tasteless Team Names, You're Usually All Over Us. Neil, Please, It's Ten Bucks a Trivia, 41 pts
4. Professor Gas Can, 41 pts
6. 64 Slices of American Cheese, 38.5 pts
6. Of Course, For Safety Reasons, We Never Eat Taylor Farms Lettuce. It's Just Common Sense, 38.5 pts
6. Update: We Control the Birds Now, 38.5 pts
9. Can We Have a Reflecting Pool, Dad? Can We Have a Reflecting Pool, Dad? Can We Have a Reflecting Pool, Dad?, 38 pts
10. Gloria Vanderbilt, Back for Revenge, 37.5 pts
11. Oh, Mitch McConnell, We'll Thaw You Out the Second They Discover the Cure for 17 Stab Wounds in the Back, 36.5 pts
12. The Finger Thing Means the Taxes, 36 pts
13. Let Hammond Pay the Bears Tax! I Pay the Homer Tax!, 35 pts
14. Pee-Pee Soaked Heckhole, 34 pts
14. Answering Trivia Questions about "What's A Paddlin'?" Oh, You Better Believe That's a Paddlin', 34 pts
16. Mooching War Widows, 26.5 pts
17. Begin the Thawing of Mitch McConnell, 26 pts
18. I Told You We Should've Served Cake Instead of Taylor Farms Lettuce, 25.5 pts
19. 900 Dollary-Doos!, 21.5 pts
20. Die, Trivia, Die, 20.5 pts
21. Mom! Dad! Mitch McConnell's Dead!, 20 pts
22. Hantavirus 2: Electric Boogaloo, 19 pts
23. Can I Borrow a Team Name?, 17 pts
24. Kamp Krusty Survivor, 9 pts
24. Sammy Simpsons, 9 pts
26. See My Vest (100% Gorilla Chest), 6.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - July Edition

 

LOCATION :  The Jay

CATEGORIES :  The Blue Haired Lawyer, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Canada Eh?

 EPISODES : Lisa's Sax, Lisa the Simpson, Bart of Darkness

WINNERS : Dear Team, I Owe You One Emergency Team Name. Signed, Team.

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Dear Team, I Owe You One Emergency Team Name. Signed, Team. - 45 pts

2. The Team That Makes Numerous Threatening References to the Dive Shop and at the End They Repeat "Screw Storm Crow" Over and Over Again - 42.5 pts

3. The Lovematic Grampas - 38 pts

4. Handsome Homer + 5 - 37.5 pts

5. We've Always Felt There's Far Too Much Hysteria Over So-Called "Cheating" - 37 pts

6. Born To Runner Up - 36 pts

7. Ganesh is Graceful - 33 pts

8. The Ivory Dealers - 32 pts

9. Our Team is Sweating Like Roger Ebert! Chris... You are an Elf... Uncontrollably... I Think... A WE MON YO HO RENGE KYO - 27 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - June Edition

 

LOCATION : Storm Crow Manor

CATEGORIES :  Dr. Nick Riviera, Fathers

EPISODES :  Homer's Phobia, Itchy & Scratchy Land, Bart of Darkness

WINNERS : If Released, Would This Trivia Team Pose Any Threat to One Matt Smith? Matt SMITH? Ha! The Spirited Little Scamp Who Twice Foiled Our Evil Schemes And Sent Us to This Dank, Urine Soaked Hellhole?

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. If Released, Would This Trivia Team Pose Any Threat to One Matt Smith? Matt SMITH? Ha! The Spirited Little Scamp Who Twice Foiled Our Evil Schemes And Sent Us to This Dank, Urine Soaked Hellhole? - 43.5 pts

2. Damn Wiener Kids - 40 pts

3. Matt Smith Said Chris Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 37.5 pts

3. Just My Bones And Organs - 37.5 pts

5. The Lovematic Grampas - 32 pts

6. Ganesh is Graceful - 31 pts

7. So It's Come To This : A Simpsons Trivia Team - 27 pts

May 18, 2026 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Rainier Wolfcastle, Animals
Episodes: Homer Loves Flanders, Three Men and a Comic Book
Winner: The Rumpy Dopplegangers

1. The Sickos at Modern Bride Magazine, 47.5 pts

2. Everyone is Talking about Frinkiac "Vibes Code" This and "Upscaling" That! But No One is Saying "DVD" This and "Special Features" That!, 45 pts

3. This Team Has a Puffy Tail, 43 pts

4. Let's Have an Awed Hush Please For This Team's Score, 41.5 pts

5. Wait, Marge, I'm Confused, Is This A Good Team Name or a Bad Team Name? It's a Team Name, That's Enough, 41 pts

5. Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three, 41 pts

7. Trivia Supermen Are Our Superiors, 40.5 pts

8. The Innocent Words of a Drunken Child, 39.5 pts

9. Team Hams, 39 pts

10. I Don't Know Who's President But the Gas Costs $6.49 and 8/10ths. Donny's Dipshit Ass!, 38.5 pts

10. I Bent My Wookie!, 38.5 pts

12. Jeremy's Iron, 37.5 pts

12. If This Team Withholds the Truth May We Go Straight to Woo Hoo Simpsons Trivia, Where We Will Eat Naught But Burning Hot Pizza and Drink Naught But Burning Hot Cola, 37.5 pts

12. If Any Of You Have Experienced Numbness or Comas, Send Proof of Cruise Ticket and Five Dollars to "Antidote, PO Box 14...", 37.5 pts

15. Sandra, That Was Mean, 36 pts

16. Stern Lecture Plumbing, 32.5 pts

17. Bort to the Future, 32 pts

17. You Stop the War in Iran and I'll Stop Eating Your Lipstick, 32 pts

19. Taxes? I Thought This Was the Line for Metallica!, 31.5 pts

19. Neil? Why He Has Neither the Cranial Capacity Nor the Opposable Digits to Operate a Simpsons Trivia, 31.5 pts

21. Lousy Beatniks, 30.5 pts

22. Hey, Can I Throw Up in Your Bathroom? I'll Play Trivia!, 28.5 pts

23. Professor McGonagall's of Riddick, 26.5 pts

24.  So You Ruined Your Trivia Score, 26 pts

25. Attention Marge Simpson, We've Also Arrested Your Older, Balder, Fatter Trivia Team, 24.5 pts

26. Eye on Springfield, 8 pts

26. Can Someone Please Think of the Children?, 8 pts