August 3, 2026 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Groundskeeper Willie, Nicknames
Episodes: The War of the Simpsons, Moaning Lisa, Homerpalooza
Winner: This Team Has None of the Wit and Sparkle of Murphy Brown

1. This Team Has None of the Wit and Sparkle of Murphy Brown, 45.5 pts
2. Smellin' of Troy!, 43 pts
3. Judging By Mark's Outlandish Attire, He's Some Sort of Free Thinking Anarchist, 42.5 pts
4. What's the Matter, Neil? After 2 or 3 Truly Tasteless Team Names, You're Usually All Over Us. Neil, Please, It's Ten Bucks a Trivia, 41 pts
4. Professor Gas Can, 41 pts
6. 64 Slices of American Cheese, 38.5 pts
6. Of Course, For Safety Reasons, We Never Eat Taylor Farms Lettuce. It's Just Common Sense, 38.5 pts
6. Update: We Control the Birds Now, 38.5 pts
9. Can We Have a Reflecting Pool, Dad? Can We Have a Reflecting Pool, Dad? Can We Have a Reflecting Pool, Dad?, 38 pts
10. Gloria Vanderbilt, Back for Revenge, 37.5 pts
11. Oh, Mitch McConnell, We'll Thaw You Out the Second They Discover the Cure for 17 Stab Wounds in the Back, 36.5 pts
12. The Finger Thing Means the Taxes, 36 pts
13. Let Hammond Pay the Bears Tax! I Pay the Homer Tax!, 35 pts
14. Pee-Pee Soaked Heckhole, 34 pts
14. Answering Trivia Questions about "What's A Paddlin'?" Oh, You Better Believe That's a Paddlin', 34 pts
16. Mooching War Widows, 26.5 pts
17. Begin the Thawing of Mitch McConnell, 26 pts
18. I Told You We Should've Served Cake Instead of Taylor Farms Lettuce, 25.5 pts
19. 900 Dollary-Doos!, 21.5 pts
20. Die, Trivia, Die, 20.5 pts
21. Mom! Dad! Mitch McConnell's Dead!, 20 pts
22. Hantavirus 2: Electric Boogaloo, 19 pts
23. Can I Borrow a Team Name?, 17 pts
24. Kamp Krusty Survivor, 9 pts
24. Sammy Simpsons, 9 pts
26. See My Vest (100% Gorilla Chest), 6.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - July Edition

 

LOCATION :  The Jay

CATEGORIES :  The Blue Haired Lawyer, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Canada Eh?

 EPISODES : Lisa's Sax, Lisa the Simpson, Bart of Darkness

WINNERS : Dear Team, I Owe You One Emergency Team Name. Signed, Team.

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Dear Team, I Owe You One Emergency Team Name. Signed, Team. - 45 pts

2. The Team That Makes Numerous Threatening References to the Dive Shop and at the End They Repeat "Screw Storm Crow" Over and Over Again - 42.5 pts

3. The Lovematic Grampas - 38 pts

4. Handsome Homer + 5 - 37.5 pts

5. We've Always Felt There's Far Too Much Hysteria Over So-Called "Cheating" - 37 pts

6. Born To Runner Up - 36 pts

7. Ganesh is Graceful - 33 pts

8. The Ivory Dealers - 32 pts

9. Our Team is Sweating Like Roger Ebert! Chris... You are an Elf... Uncontrollably... I Think... A WE MON YO HO RENGE KYO - 27 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - June Edition

 

LOCATION : Storm Crow Manor

CATEGORIES :  Dr. Nick Riviera, Fathers

EPISODES :  Homer's Phobia, Itchy & Scratchy Land, Bart of Darkness

WINNERS : If Released, Would This Trivia Team Pose Any Threat to One Matt Smith? Matt SMITH? Ha! The Spirited Little Scamp Who Twice Foiled Our Evil Schemes And Sent Us to This Dank, Urine Soaked Hellhole?

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. If Released, Would This Trivia Team Pose Any Threat to One Matt Smith? Matt SMITH? Ha! The Spirited Little Scamp Who Twice Foiled Our Evil Schemes And Sent Us to This Dank, Urine Soaked Hellhole? - 43.5 pts

2. Damn Wiener Kids - 40 pts

3. Matt Smith Said Chris Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 37.5 pts

3. Just My Bones And Organs - 37.5 pts

5. The Lovematic Grampas - 32 pts

6. Ganesh is Graceful - 31 pts

7. So It's Come To This : A Simpsons Trivia Team - 27 pts

May 18, 2026 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Rainier Wolfcastle, Animals
Episodes: Homer Loves Flanders, Three Men and a Comic Book
Winner: The Rumpy Dopplegangers

1. The Sickos at Modern Bride Magazine, 47.5 pts

2. Everyone is Talking about Frinkiac "Vibes Code" This and "Upscaling" That! But No One is Saying "DVD" This and "Special Features" That!, 45 pts

3. This Team Has a Puffy Tail, 43 pts

4. Let's Have an Awed Hush Please For This Team's Score, 41.5 pts

5. Wait, Marge, I'm Confused, Is This A Good Team Name or a Bad Team Name? It's a Team Name, That's Enough, 41 pts

5. Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three, 41 pts

7. Trivia Supermen Are Our Superiors, 40.5 pts

8. The Innocent Words of a Drunken Child, 39.5 pts

9. Team Hams, 39 pts

10. I Don't Know Who's President But the Gas Costs $6.49 and 8/10ths. Donny's Dipshit Ass!, 38.5 pts

10. I Bent My Wookie!, 38.5 pts

12. Jeremy's Iron, 37.5 pts

12. If This Team Withholds the Truth May We Go Straight to Woo Hoo Simpsons Trivia, Where We Will Eat Naught But Burning Hot Pizza and Drink Naught But Burning Hot Cola, 37.5 pts

12. If Any Of You Have Experienced Numbness or Comas, Send Proof of Cruise Ticket and Five Dollars to "Antidote, PO Box 14...", 37.5 pts

15. Sandra, That Was Mean, 36 pts

16. Stern Lecture Plumbing, 32.5 pts

17. Bort to the Future, 32 pts

17. You Stop the War in Iran and I'll Stop Eating Your Lipstick, 32 pts

19. Taxes? I Thought This Was the Line for Metallica!, 31.5 pts

19. Neil? Why He Has Neither the Cranial Capacity Nor the Opposable Digits to Operate a Simpsons Trivia, 31.5 pts

21. Lousy Beatniks, 30.5 pts

22. Hey, Can I Throw Up in Your Bathroom? I'll Play Trivia!, 28.5 pts

23. Professor McGonagall's of Riddick, 26.5 pts

24.  So You Ruined Your Trivia Score, 26 pts

25. Attention Marge Simpson, We've Also Arrested Your Older, Balder, Fatter Trivia Team, 24.5 pts

26. Eye on Springfield, 8 pts

26. Can Someone Please Think of the Children?, 8 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - May Edition

 

 LOCATION :   Storm Crow Manor

CATEGORIES : Chief Wiggum, Fake News!

EPISODES :  Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington, Homer Loves Flanders, Lisa the Skeptic

WINNERS : The Boat Jackers of Super Ship '79

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. The Boat Jackers of Super Ship '79 - 47 pts

2. But You Don't Know This Team. I Mean, They're So Smart, They Were Hooked Up To A Big Computer To Try To Teach It Some Things But They Had SO Much Knowledge, It Overloaded And Then It Got Really Hot And Caught On Fire - 46 pts

3. Us? Simpsons Trivia Winners? This Is The Greatest Country In The World, Its Got A System Set Up to Prevent Us From Ever Being Trivia Winners! - 44 pts

4. Ayatollah Rasmarrah and His Cadre of Fanatics - 42.5 pts

5. Designated Drivers: The Life Saving Nerds - 39.5 pts

6. We Haven't Changed Since High School and Suddenly We're Uncool - 38.5 pts

7. The Lovematic Grampas - 31 pts

8. Queens of Summertime - 29.5 pts

9. The Flying Hellfish - 19.5 pts

10. Project Bootstrap - 17 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - April Edition x 2

 

LOCATION : Storm Crow Manor

CATEGORIES : Ned Flanders, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Star Wars

EPISODES : The Springfield Files, You Only Move Twice, Homer the Great

WINNERS : I Have No Objection to Man Walking on the Moon

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. I Have No Objection to Man Walking on the Moon - 46.5 pts

2. Freezer Geezers - 45.5 pts

3. Kwik E Mart Gougers: Hey Chris, Did You Know That There's a Direct Correlation Between the Decline of Other Teams and the Return of the Kwik E Mart Gougers? Think About It. - 45 pts

4. The Chubbiest Kickline in Town! - 42.5 pts

5. Ms. Brazeau, This Team Can Process 9 Correct Trivia Questions Per Event. Did You Really Think You Could Fool Them? - 42 pts

6. Lovematic Grampas - 39.5 pts

7. The Sensitive Yet Unfortunately Title Team "Pukeahontas" - 38.5 pts

8. Nobody Ruins Trivia But Us and Maybe the Boy - 37.5 pts

9. Stupid Babies Need the Most Attention #2 - 37 pts

10. THRILLHO - 34.5 pts

11. The Well Wishers - 33 pts

12. Put It In "H"! - 27 pts

13. Stupid Babies Need the Most Attention - 20 pts

14. St. Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls - 19.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - March Edition

 

LOCATION : Storm Crow Manor

CATEGORIES : Comic Book Guys, Homer's Odd Jobs

EPISODES : Deep Space Homer, Marge Vs The Monorail, Homer Vs The Eighteenth Amendment

WINNERS : Secretaries of Partying Down

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Secretaries of Partying Down - 44.5 pts

2.  Apparently The Disturbing Odor WAS The Team... - 43.5 pts

3.  Cadillac Lounge. Gladstone. Dive Shop. These are the 3 demons you must slay if you want to host Simpsons Trivia at the Storm Crow Manor - 41.5 pts

4.  A Pack of Mangy, Cud-Chewing Ugly Goats - 39.5 pts

5.  The Lovematic Grampas - 39 pts

6.  The Well Wishers - 38.5 pts

7.  On The Other Hand, Who’s To Say What’s Right These Days What With All Our Modern Ideas and Products? (Angry looks) All Right We’ll Give Stupid Matt Smith To The Stupid Animal Refuge - 37 pts

8.  Ganesh Is Graceful - 34.5 pts

9.  Handsome Howard Lau Plus 3 - 31 pts

10.  My Team Name is also Bort - 20 pts