Wednesday, February 28, 2018

February 27, 2018 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Troy McClure, Countries of the World
Episodes : 22 Short Films About Springfield, The Old Man and the C Student, Das Bus
Winners : The Blurst of Teams
Best Team Name : Patrick = white, Jon = black

1. The Blurst of Teams - 48.5 pts
2. Haven't your learned anything from that guy at church, Captain whats-his-name? - 45 pts
3. Eastern Europe's Favourite Cat and Mouse Team - 44 pts
4. Worthy of Webster's - 42 pts
5. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 41.5 pts
T6. Stewed Prunes - 39.5 pts
T6. Let's make a pact: This is gonna be the best trivia night ever, or we'll all agree to disband and join other trivia teams - 39.5 pts
T6. We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas - 39.5 pts
T9. Our team may be ugly and hate filled but, wait... what was the third thing? - 34 pts
T9. Patrick = white, Jon = black - 34 pts
11. I will not cheat at trivia. I will not cheat at trivia. - 31.5 pts
12. Lil' Bandits - 27 pts
13. "Up With Miniskirts" - 13.5 pts

Friday, February 23, 2018

February 21, 2018 - Indianapolis

: Tappers Arcade Bar
Categories: Rev. Lovejoy, Finish The Quote
Episodes: The Last Temptation of Homer, I Love Lisa
Winner: Honor Rollers

1: Honor Rollers - 39
2: Leave Me Alone, I'm Here To Play George Washington! - 38
3: Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns - 37
4: Team Discovery Channel - 36
5: Pray for Mojo - 35
6: Possible Homer Sexuals - 34
7: Kwik-E-Smrts - 19
8: The Billies - 17

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

February 19th, 2018 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Lenny, Presidents
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Two Bad Neighbors, New Kid On the Block
Winner I Hate It When The Pizza Slices Stick Together. Sticking Together Is What Good Pizza Slices Do!
Best Team Name: GILTY (written on a cocktail napkin)

1.  I Hate It When The Pizza Slices Stick Together. Sticking Together Is What Good Pizza Slices Do! - 47 pts
2. Kiss Us And  Make Us Boogie - 45.5 pts
3. The Verdict Was Trivia Fraud  38.5 pts
4. Aww, Nothing Gets Pizza Out. See? - 37.5 pts
5. (Rappin Ronnie Reagan Voice) Well, Well, Well, W-W-W-W-Well, Well! - 37 pts
6. Loneliness and Trivia Are A Dangerous Mix - 35 pts
7. The Moon. For Several Years, She Has Fascinated Many. But Will Man Ever Walk On Her Fertile Surface? Democratic Hopeful Adlai Stevenson Says So. - 34.5 pts
8. Your Trivia Host Is Experiencing Difficulties. Please Do Not Panic. Resist The Temptation To Read or Talk to Loved Ones. Do Not Attempt Sexual Relations As Years of Trivia Participation Have Left Your Genitals Withered and Useless. - 34 pts
8.  Our Team Name Needs To Be Louder, Angrier and Have Access To A Time Machine - 34 pts
10. Eastern Europe's Favorite Cat and Mouse Team, Worker and Parasite - 32 pts
11. Ooh, I Want To Name Our Team the Krünk. Mmmm, You Don’t Want A Name That Overshadows The Trivia. How About Pöpli? Guysino! Everyone at Woo Hoo Simpsons Trivia Picks On The Pöpli Kids, Even I Do… I Just Hate Them So Much - 31.5 pts
12. Mr. and Mrs…. Superman. (Oh don't mind my husband… he's just an idiot.) - 30.5 pts
13.  And The Best Team Name Is *Clears Throat* Best Team's In The Rump* What? This Is A Travesty! Everyone Knows We’re The Best Team Name At This Ridiculous Trivia Night. Someone's Gotten To You, You Deceitful Cow! - 29.5 pts
14. GILTY (written on a cocktail napkin) - 28.5 pts
15. We Are The Mediocre Trivia Team. You Won't Find Us In First Place, Even In a Dream -28 pts
16. I Want To Help You, George Washington? Pfft, Even Your Team Name Is Square. - 23.5 pts
17. B-Sharps - 21.5 pts
18. Yo Mama Eats Chalk - 16.5 pts

Saturday, February 17, 2018

February 13th, 2018 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Selma Bouvier, Broken Hearts
Episodes : Bart the Lover, Lisa's Wedding, I Love Lisa
Winners : The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers Feat. Can I Have the Envelope?
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming: Attention Everyone: Some Trivia Host, Possibly Chris Brazeau, Has Been Circulating Scoresheets Featuring Crude, Off-Color Sentiments. Well, Let Me Tell You Something, Simpsons Trivia is No Joke!

* Does your team's score seem low? You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers Feat. Can I Have the Envelope? - 46.5 pts
2. There Once Was a Team Named Enis! - 41.5 pts
3. Attention Everyone: Some Trivia Host, Possibly Chris Brazeau, Has Been Circulating Scoresheets Featuring Crude, Off-Color Sentiments. Well, Let Me Tell You Something, Simpsons Trivia is No Joke! - 39 pts
3. Brazeau es Muy Beuna, Señor Smith es... El Diablo - 39 pts
3. Trivia Teams are Natural Enemies Like Englishmen and Our Team, or Welshmen and Our Team, or Japanese and Our Team, or Other Teams and Our Team. Damn Our Team! We Ruined Trivia Night! - 39 pts
6. Sex Cauldron - 35.5 pts
7. A Realistic Down to Earth Team, That's Completely Off the Wall and Swarming With Magic Robots - 34.5 pts
8. "That's Right - A GIRL Wants to Play Trivia! How About THAT?!" ("Well, That's Super Duper, There are Four Girls on our Team Already") - 34 pts
9. You Know, We Were One of the First Teams to Speak Out Against Horseplay - 33.5 pts
10. Billy and the Cloneasauruses - 32 pts
11. Santos L. Halper - 29.5 pts
12. I'm-On-A-Rolla Gay - 29 pts
12. Maybe Single People Do Trivia, We Don't Know. Frankly, We Don't Want to Know. It's a Market We Can Do Without. - 29 pts
14. The Team That is Merely Exchanging Long Protein Strings - 27.5 pts
15. Bart's Soul - 27 pts
15. Kids Who Climb on Rocks - 27 pts
15. What Have I Done to Deserve This Flat, Flavorless Manhattan? - 27 pts
18. Iron Helps Us Play! - 26.5 pts
18. The Boston Boourns - 26.5 pts
20. Team Tunk (I Think He Means Trunk) - 26 pts
21. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 25 pts
22. Family, Religion, Friendship: These are the Three Demons You Must Slay to Succeed in Trivia. - 24.5 pts
22. Five Dollars... Get Outta Here - 24.5 pts
24. My Team is Also Named Bort - 24 pts
25. Cadillac Lounge Family Feedbag - 23 pts
26. Hey Look Shaun, It's That Family Everybody Hates - 22.5 pts
26. The Cookie Kwans - 22.5 pts
28. Hoju - 21.5 pts
29. Thrillho/Milpool - 19.5 pts
30. Nobody Likes Milhouse!! - 18 pts
31. I Like My Beer Cold, My TV Loud, and My Trivia Team FLAMING! - 17.5 pts
32. Company L - 13.5 pts
33. Krusty Brand Team Name! - 11 pts
34. Yours is a Butt That Truly Won't Quit - 9 pts
35. Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 8.5 pts
36. Due To Popular Demand We Are Going to Forgo Our Team Name - 7.5 pts

Friday, February 16, 2018

February 13, 2018 - St. Catharines

Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes:  Selma's Choice, Marge Vs. The Monorail, Homer's Triple Bypass
Winner: Gerry Has Done Trivias In Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook...And By Gum It Put Them On The Map!
Winner Best Team Name:  There's A Lemon Behind That Gerry Shaped Rock (tie) with - Whoa, This Restaurant Has Windows, I Don't Think I Can Afford To Play Trivia Here

1. Gerry Has Done Trivias In Brockway, Ogdenville 
and North Haverbrook...And By Gum It Put Them 
On The Map!                                                                       43.5
2. The Hugh Jasses                                                            39
3. My Trivia Team Is A Box Damn You...A Box!                   37.5
4. There's A Lemon Behind That Gerry Shaped Rock         24.5
5. Whoa, This Restaurant Has Windows, I Don't Think 
I Can Afford To Play Trivia Here                                         21.5
6. I Have A Ball                                                                    19
7. I Choo Choo Choose You Trivia Host!                               5

February 6, 2018 - Hamilton

Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Marge Vs. The Monorail, And Maggie Makes Three
Round Theme:  Football
Winner: My Worst Eh?  Smithers, release the robotic Gerry Hall 
Winner Best Team Name:  Hey Baby, My Shirt's Chaffin' Me.  (Other Side of Page) I Don't Believe It, Now My Pants are Chaffin' Me!

1. My Worst Eh?  Smithers, Release The Robotic
Gerry Hall                                                                   47.5         
2. The Team That's Back From The Gutter And 
We've Brought Somebody With Us.                           44.5
3. On Day, Honest Citizens ARe Gonna Stand Up
To You Crooked Trivia Hosts                                      42.5
4. We've Got To Stop Fantasizing About Lee Majors  41.5
5. Lord Huggintons                                                      38
6. This Team Is Hatless. I Repeat:  Hatless                  36.5
7. I've Got a Problem Gerry.  Once You Stop This 
Car, I'm Going To Hug You, And Kiss You, And 
Then I'll Never Be Able To Let You Go                        36
8. Ugh!  This Isn't About Jesus Is It?                           33
9. Hey Baby, My Shirt's Chaffin' Me.  (Other Side 
of Page) I Don't Believe It, Now My Pants are 
Chaffin' Me!                                                                 30.5                        
9. Look Out Gerry, He's Irish!                                       30.5
11. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College                      29
12. Weasling Out Of Trivia Is Important To Learn, It's
What Separates Us From The Animals...Except The
Weasel                                                                         28
12. Can I Borrow An Answer, Can You Lend Me A
Jar Of Clues?                                                               28
14. Come On Carter, Build Us A House You 
Lazy Bum!                                                                    27.5
15. Upon Closer Inspection, We Are Loafers               20
15. The Hatless Suspect                                              20

Thursday, February 8, 2018

January 29, 2018 - Detroit

Location: Tipsy McStaggers
Categories: Krusty the Clown, Bad Weather
Episodes: Homie the Clown; Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder; Separate Vocations
Winner: Kwyjibo
Tie Breaker: Name as many songs as you can from Captain McAllister's CD called Sea Chanties.

1. Kwyjibo - 41.5
2. Show Me Your Tie - 41.5 (tied for second)
3. The Thompsons - 41.5 (tied for second)
4. Gudger College Dropouts - 40.5 
5. I've got to stop fantasizing about Lee Majors - 35
6. Pin Pals - 32.5
7. Hell's Satans - 27.5
8. Here to Help - 10