Tuesday, September 17, 2013

September 16, 2013 - Chicago (1st anniversary edition)

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Black Widower (bonus!), Cape Feare, Sideshow Bob Roberts, Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
Categories: Flanders, Toys
Winner(s): Cat Hurricane Chow

1. Cat Hurricane Chow, 45 pts
2. Needs More Dog, 43 pts
3. The Popli Kids, 42.5 pts
3. We Don't Know if This Team Eats Crackers. Frankly, We Don't Want to Know, 42.5 pts
5. alt.nerd.obsessive, 40.5 pts
6. The Vassar Bashers, 40 pts
7. Do Not Touch-Willie, 38.5 pts
8. Billy and the Cloneasaurus, 36.5 pts
9. Too Many Grandmas, 35.5 pts
10. Simpsons Trivia Night, Neil Speaking. Hold On, Lemme Check. Hey Everybody, "I'm a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt", 33.5 pts 
11. Look Neil, You Don't Know What It's Like.  We're the Team Out There Every Day Putting Their Ass on the Line.  And We're Not Out of Order.  You're Out of Order!  The Whole Freakin' System is Out of Order! You Want the Truth?!  You Can't HANDLE the Truth!  'Cause When You Reach Over and Put Your Hand into a Pile of Goo That Was Your Best Friend's Face, You'll Know What to Do!  Forget it, Neil, It's Chinatown!, 33 pts
12. Nuke the Whales, 32 pts
13. Whacky Shack!, 31.5 pts
14. Thrillho, 31 pts
15. Say Hello to Miguel Sanchez, 28.5 pts
16. The Ides of Marge, 28 pts
17. I'm a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt, 27.5 pts
18. Spin the Middle Side Top Wise, 25.5 pts
18. Dumb as a Mule and Twice as Ugly, 25.5 pts
20. Gersh Agency, 25 pts
21. So Long, Stinktown!, 22.5 pts
22. If Only I Didn't Already Have a Pair of Shoes, 22 pts
23. The Grade-A Morons, 18 pts
24. Stop Saying Hawaii in There, 16.5 pts
25. $20 Can Buy Many Peanuts, 13 pts

Monday, September 16, 2013

September 10, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Bart Gets An Elephant, Whacking Day, Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baaadassss Song
Categories: Chief Wiggum, U.S. Presidents
Winner: Webster's Dictionary Defines Excellence As "The State Or Condition Of This Team Being Excellent"

Final Standings:
1. Webster's Dictionary Defines Excellence As "The State Or Condition Of This Team Being Excellent", 48 pts
2. Sex Cauldron, 46 pts
3. I Said "Hop In.", 45.5 pts
3. The Team From Kua...Kual Lam...France!, 45.5 pts
5. The Nelsons featuring I'm Joe Namath, 44 pts
6. Real Acid?, 43.5 pts
6. Stupider Like A Fox, 43.5 pts
8. A Team Full Of Hope And Some Cement, 42.5 pts
9. Allied Biscuit, 42 pts
9. Hired Goons, 42 pts
11. The Rand Corporation, In Conjunction With The Saucer People, Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampires, 41 pts
12. I Can't Believe We Paid $10,000 For This Trivia. What The Heck Was That Lab Fee For?, 40.5 pts
13. Billowing Backpacks, Radioactive Man!, 39.5 pts
13. Capital City's Nakedest Ladies, 39.5 PTAs
15. Can't You See This Barnyard Noise Guessing Game Is Tearing Us Apart?, 39 pts
16. Put It In H, 37.5 pts
17. Wang Computers, 36 pts
18. Man Loses Life, Pants, 35 pts
19. These Aren't The Socks She Came In With, 34 pts
20. Bigger Than Jesus, 33.5 pts
20. I Already Forgot Our Team Name...It Was Larson Something, 33.5 pts
22. The Nutty Cuckoo Super Kings, 32.5 pts
22. Not Now, I'm Far Too Drunk, 32.5 pts
24. Guy Incognito, 32 pts
25. The Team That Rhymes With Corey...Gory...Story...Allegory...Montessori, 32 pts
26. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 31.5 pts
26. The Haunted Lemon Tree, 31.5 pts
26. The Leader Beans, 31.5 pts
29. Murphy, You Are An Elf, 30.5 pts
30. We Like The 49ers Because They're Pure Of Heart, Seattle Because They've Got Something To Prove, And The Team At Table 1 Because They Always Cheat, 28.5 pts
31. The Christ Punchers, 27.5 pts
32. Monkey Trauma Center, 26.5 pts
32. Mr. Kookalamanza And Some Real Ugly Kid, 26.5 pts
34. Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo, 25.5 pts
34. My Team Is Named Bort, 25.5 pts
36. The Robotic Richard Simmons, 25 pts
36. Worker And Parasite, 25 pts
38. Choo-Choo-Choose Me, 24 pts
39. The Holy Rollers, 23.5 pts
39. The House Next To The House With No Numbers, 23.5 pts
41. Nuts And Gum: Together At Last, 22 pts
42. We've Tried Nothing And We're All Out Of Ideas, 21.5 pts
43. The Christ Punchers 2, 20.5 pts
43. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks, 20.5 pts
43. Yusdwis R. Dewoh, 20.5 pts
46. Stoner's Pot Palace, 20 pts
47. The Chicken Necks, 19.5 pts
48. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 19 pts
49. The International Drainage Commission In Springfield, 18.5 pts
50. Look At You Standing On Your Hind Legs Like A Couple Of Rory Calhouns, 15.5 pts
51. The Village People, 15 pts
52. I Was Going To Think Of A Team Name, But Then I Said "I'll Do It A Little Later, I'll Do It A Little Later." And By The Time I Had A Name, It Was Already Over, 10 pts
53. Scorpio (Call Me Hank), 7 pts
54. Seinfeld Fanatics, 6.5 pts
55. Kwame, 1 pt
56. Pie, 0 pts

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

September 5, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Lard of the Dance, War of the Simpsons, Das Bus
Categories: Snake, education
Winner: Smooth Jimmy Apollo's Lock Of The Week

Final Standings:
1. Smooth Jimmy Apollo's Lock Of The Week, 46 pts (won tiebreak)
1. Non-Threatening Boys, 46 pts
3. The Team That Is Directly Under The Earth's Sun....Now, 44.5 pts
4. Senor Ding Dongs Doorbell Fiesta, 43 pts
4. The Team That Still Has Enough Money To Buy The Cleveland Browns, 43 pts
6. Punch It Neddy! I Can't, It's A Geo, 42.5 pts
7. Trivia Teams Can Be So Cruel, 42 pts
8. Rabbi, Is It Right To Attend Simpsons Trivia Instead of Synagogue?, 41.5 pts
9. Forget About The Team Name, When Do We Get The Freakin' Guns?, 39.5 pts
10. The She-She Lounge, 39 pts
11. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician, and A Statistician, 38.5 pts
12. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns, 37.5 pts
13. A Team That Is Just Like The Other Teams, But With One Important Difference. Oh. They Took That Out. Then Yes, It Is Just Like The Other Teams, 37 pts
14. Bovine University Reunion Party, 36 pts
15. Iron Helps Us Play, 35.5 pts
16. The Christ Punchers 2, 35 pts
17. We Are Not Communists. We May be Liars, Pigs, and Communists, But We Are Not Porn Stars, 34 pts
18. Who Are We? The Wildcats! Who Are We Gonna Beat? The Wildcats!, 32 pts
19. Are You Wearing A Grocery Bag? I Have Misplace My Pants, 31.5 pts
19. Lee Carvalho's Putting Challenge, 31.5 pts
21. Sex Cauldron, 31 pts
22. History's Greatest Monster, 28.5 pts
23. The Finger Thing Means The Taxes, 27.5 pts
24. A Chinese Cartoon Where Robots Turn Into Blingwads, 27 pts
25. The Greased Scotsman, 26 pts
26. Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo, 25.5 pts
27. We're Buying Our Score On The Installment Plan, 22.5 pts
28. Get Confident, Stupid, 18.5 pts
28. The Team Whose Name You'd Love To Touch, But You Mustn't Touch, 18.5 pts
30. The Globex Corporation, 17.5 pts
31. It Was The Best of Times, It Was The Blurst Of Times, 16.5 pts
32. Hell's Pals, 15 pts
33. Thrillho, 14 pts
34. Pee-Pee-Soaked Heck Hole, 13.5 pts
35. The Holy Rollers, 13 pts
36. The Rusty Barnacles, 11 pts