Saturday, December 24, 2016

December 13, 2016 - St. Catharines

Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire, Colonel Homer, Black Widower
Round Theme:  Principal Skinner
Winner: Unloved By Al

1. Unloved by Al                                                                47
2. The Writhing Funzos                                                      46.5
3. Someone's Attractive Cousin                                          44
4. We're Sending Our Trivia Down The Well                          39.5
5. Team Discovery Channel                                                32.5
6. Don't Face This Christmas Sober: Drink Duff!                   31
7. Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge                                      28
8. Mooching War Widows                                                    25.5
9. The Moon Money McCutcheons                                       24
10. Can I borrow an Answer?  Can You Lend Me a Jar of 
      Trivia?                                                                         22.5

Thursday, December 15, 2016

December 13th, 2016 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Apu, Alcohol
Episodes : Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?, Mountain of Madness, Mr. Plow
Winners : A Few Prawns Short of a Team
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence:  God Bless You, Chris Brazeau. We'd Kiss You But Doctor Says This Team is Sick *HACKING COUGH*

**We raised $350 for the Daily Bread Food Bank through our raffle!!!! Thank you for your generosity!!!**

1. A Few Prawns Short of a Team - 48 pts
2. Sex Cauldron - 46 pts
3. "We Can't Go To Trivia! They Pee in a Cup and Throw It On You! I Saw it in a Movie." "There Won't Be Any Movies Where You're Going... Trivia!!" - 43.5 pts
4. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless! - 43 pts
5. Do You Find Something Comical About Our Team's Appearance While We're Sitting At Our Table? Every Team Needs a Seating Area, Even the Very Tall. This Was the Largest Table That We Could Reserve. Should We Therefore Be Made the Subject of Fun? - 42.5 pts
5. This is Going to be the Best Simpsons Trivia Ever, Or We All Agree to Disband and Join Other Teams - 42.5 pts
7. God Bless You, Chris Brazeau. We'd Kiss You But Doctor Says This Team is Sick *HACKING COUGH* - 41.5 pts
7. The Team That Travelled Back in Time to Defeat Jesse Owens in the Olympics - 41.5 pts
9. Don Brodka. That's Right, Don Brodka! - 40 pts
10. Damn Hell Ass Kings - 39.5 pts
11. Oh Please! This is a Senseless Team Name With None of Our Usual Social Commentary - 39 pts
11. This Team is Just Like the Other Teams Except for One Difference... Oh Wait We Took That Guy Out Last Week. Yes, It's Just Like Every Other Team. - 39 pts
13. Possible Homersexuals - 38.5 pts
14. This Team is Stuck in a Very Sticky, Nutty, Chewy, Chocolatey... Situation - 36.5 pts
15. Aurora Borealis and the Steamed Hams - 35 pts
15. The Inevitable Heart Attacks That Come From Shoveling Snow - 35 pts
17. Hey, Give Me a Slice (of Trivia)! - 34.5 pts
18. Iron Helps Us Play! - 33 pts
19. We're Not Sharing With Caitilin - 32.5 pts
20. Works on Contingency? No, Money Down! - 32 pts
21. We're Not Gay, But We'll Learn - 29.5 pts
22. Our Team Name is Agnes and You Know It's Agnes. It Means Lamb! Lamb of God! - 28.5 pts
22. The Dr. Nick Triviera's - 28.5 pts
24. Globex Corporation - 28 pts
25. The Loensteins - 27.5 pts
25. Unrelated Article - 27.5 pts
27. Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge - 26.5 pts
28. Solicitor-Dumpster Privilege - 25 pts
28. Gigantic Asses - 24.5 pts
30. Lee Carvallo's Trivia Challenge - 24 pts
31. Why Doesn't Batman Dance Anymore? - 23 pts
32. Are Poo and Ass Taken? - 21.5 pts
33. The Otto Man Empire - 20.5 pts
34. Hey, Where's Sideshow Bob and That Guy Who Eats People and Takes Their Faces? - 16.5 pts
34. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers - 16.5 pts
36. My Cat's Breath Smells Like Victory - 14 pts
37. The Bake 'Em Away Toys - 13.5 pts
37. The Diddlers - 13.5 pts
39. Buy Me Bonestorm or Go To Hell! - 12 pts
40. Holy Rollers - 8 pts
40. Santos L. Halper - 8 pts
42. Bingo Bango, Sugar in the Gas Tank - 7.5 pts
43. The Super Nintendo Chalmers - 5.5 pts
44. The Flimpsons - 3.5 pts

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

December 12, 2016 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Santa's Little Helper, Presents
Episodes: Mr. Plow, Mountain of Madness and Marge Be Not Proud
Winners: Tiempo para relaxar en Simpsons trivia. !Ay! Inaranoas en la cabeza, The trivia team that almost wasn't named, but then was and A counterfeit Simpsons trivia ring operating out of my car hole - I'm going to tell everyone. Wait here

1. Tiempo para relaxar en Simpsons trivia. !Ay! Inaranoas en la cabeza (49.5 points and winner of tie breaker)
2. The trivia team that almost wasn't named, but then was (49.5 points)
3. A counterfeit Simpsons trivia ring operating out of my car hole - I'm going to tell everyone. Wait  here (46.5 points)
4. Can't someone else think of a team name? (45 points)
5. And special awards go to the two trvia hosts who obviously had no help from Neil (44 points)
6. Yardwork Simulator (43 points)
7. Rudolph's nose is not alcohol related (40.5 points)
8. A sack of writhing funzos (40 points)
9. The Congealed Group (39.5 points)
10. The National Team of Bonerland (35.5 points)
11. 40 Acres and a Cranberry Silo (35 points)
12. The popes of chili town (34 points)
13. Thrillho (33.5 points)
13. A Connie Chung Christmas (33.5 points)
14. Too Many Grandmas (33 points)
14. Simpsons predicted Neil leaving (33 points)
15. Wang Computers (31.5 points)
16. This year, give her…English Muffins (29 points)
17. The biggest seed bell you have (18 points)
18. Don't be the boy's team, DON'T be the BOY'S team…D'oh!(14.5 points)
19. Dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you (10 points)

Sunday, December 11, 2016

December 10, 2016 - CALGARY

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Deep Space Homer, Homer Loves Flanders, Bart Gets an Elephant
Categories: Rod & Todd Flanders, Redacted III
Winner: Not Right Now, I’m Too Drunk

1. Not Right Now, I’m Too Drunk, 48
2. Battling Seizure Robots, 41.5
2. So anyway, Ezra and Adam are never around on Saturdays and they don’t tell me where they go. It’s like a conspiracy! A conspiracy eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way? I do… now., 41.5
4. Adam, your infatuation is based on a physical attraction, talk to Ezra and you’ll realize you have nothing in common., 40.5
5. The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing Ezra and Adam to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate Simpsons Trivia - we’re through the looking glass, people., 36.5
6. Pin Pals 69, 33.5
7. I call the big one Bitey., 33.5
8. Hooty McBoob and the Fat Cats, 29.5
9. Bar Team +3, 27.5
10. Flancrest Enterprises, 23
11. No TV and no beer make us something something., 20.5
12. Ahhh, I’m just a big, toasty cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed. Uh oh, gotta take a quiz. Think man, think. Think, think, think! …I better get up., 15.5

Saturday, December 10, 2016

December 6, 2016 - HAMILTON

Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire, Mother Simpson, Team Homer
Round Theme:  Teachers and Teaching
Winner: Can't Someone Else Do It?

1. Can't Someone Else Do It?                               45
2. The Mediocre Presidents                                  43.5
2. Whitey Whackers                                             43.5
4. Damn Weiner Kids                                           43
5. The Southern Dandies                                      41.5
6. Hooray for Everything! (Now at Duff Gardens     38.5
7. Two Guys From Kabul                                      38
8. You Dont Win Friend With Salad                        35.5
9. Thrillho                                                            35
10. Horray for Everything!                                     34.5
11. Lethargic Sperm and a Hectic Schedule           34
12. Mr. and Mrs. Plow                                           33.5
13. Flancrest Enterprizes                                      33
14. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of 
Mathematician, and a Statistician                           31.5
15. No Beer, No TV Makes Team Go Crazy             29.5
15. Senor Spielbergo and His Non-Union Mexican
Equivalent                                                            29.5
17. Sex Cauldron                                                  27
17. Always Comes In Second...Last                       27
19. The Santos L. Halpers                                     26.5
20. Deciding How To Spend Homer's Christmas
Bonus                                                                  21.5
21. Gas Brake Honk. Gas Break Honk. Honk Honk
Punch.  Gas Gas Gas                                           20.5
22. Hell's Satans                                                   20
23. Team Domer                                                    7

Saturday, December 3, 2016

December 1, 2016 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: The Kings Beer Hall NOTE: We are working on a new permanent location. Stay tuned to our Facebook page for more info!
Categories: Chief Wiggum; Elections  
Episodes: Much Apu About Nothing; Lisa's Sax; The Springfield Connection  
WinnerLook at Mulhall's sideburns! He looks like a girl! Now Dan Ozzi, that's a haircut you could set your watch to!

1. Look at Mulhall's sideburns! He looks like a girl! Now Dan Ozzi, that's a haircut you could set your watch to! 48.5 pts
2. Hey Berry Park, did you get a hair cut or something? LOOK CLOSER, DANS!Ah, I see, you're the bar with the biggest fan in the world now, and you're covered in gold. 14 KARAT GOLD! 46.5 pts
3. Kings Beer Hall! The cause of and solution to all of Simpson Trivia's problems, 45 pts
4. The Buttered Milk Duds, 42.5 pts
4. Welcome to Kings Beer Hall, where trivia is a baffling ordeal, 42.5 pts
6. Counterfeit Jeans Ring, 41 pts
7. Vassar Bashers , 39.5 pts
7. Norman Mailer's Latest Claptrap About his Waning Libidio, 39.5 pts
9. Annual Gift Man, 38.5 pts
9. I hate every ape I see, from Haram-A to Harambe, 38.5 pts
11. National Ringworm Associations (The Other NRA!), 36.5 pts
11. Guy Incognito, 36.5 pts
13. Wait! Don't be fooled! It's just the same Simpsons Trivia with a stupid cheap hat! 32.5 pts
14. The Moe Szyslak Experience, featuring Homer, 28.5 pts
15. The Popes of Chilitown, 25.5 pts
16. Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!  23 pts
16. The Shelbyville Cousins, 23 pts
16. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns, 23 pts
19. Cancel the Ham, 18.5 pts
20. Happy Campers, 14.5 pts
21. I Bent my Wookie, 12.5 pts

Monday, November 28, 2016

November 15, 2016 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location: The Jazz Room (First ever Woo Hoo Trivia in K-W!)
Categories: Lisa Simpson, U.S. Presidents
Episodes: Flaming Moe's, Marge vs. the Monorail, Homer Goes to College
Winners: The Starting Lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers; The Cranberry Silo Watchmen

1. The Starting Lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers (41 points)
2. The Cranberry Silo Watchmen (41 points, lost tie-breaker)
3. The Inanimate Carbon Rod (39.5 points)
4. Eat Up Martha (39 points) (Won tiebreaker for 3rd)
4. Can I borrow a feeling? (39 points)
4. We're Going to the Glue Factory! (39 points)
4. Y6le (39 points)
8. Dexy's Midnight Runner's (38.5 points)
8. The Damn Hell Ass Kings (38.5 points)
10. Hey Ya Midge (37 points)
11. Handsome Homer Simpson Plus 5 (36 points)
12. NahasaTEAMapetilon (35.5 points)
12. Team No Function Well Beer Without (35.5 points)
12. The Robotic Richard Simmons (35.5)
12. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked   (35.5 points)
16. Rich Uncle Skeleton (33.5 points)
17. The Hammock District (33 points)
18. People who Look Like Things! (32 points)
19. El Homos (31 points)
19. The Monorails (31 points)
19. The Qwijibos (31 points)
22. Five dollars? Get outta here (30.5 points)
23. Kent's People (30 points)
23. Nature's Quitters (30 points)
25. The Belching Barneys (28 points)
26. The Friends You Don't Make With Salad (27 points)
27. Dental Plan (26.5 points)
27. The Max Powers (26.5 points)
29. Team Banana (26 points)
30. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers (25.5 points)
30. We're Sending Our Hope Down the Well (25.5 points)
32. Country Bear Jamboroo (25 points)
33. The Wildcats (24 points)
34. The Flying Hellfish (23 points)
35. Tomacco Catsup (21.5 points)
36. Sweet Merciful Craps (20.5 points)
36. Thrillho (20.5 points)
38. Bort (17 points)
39. Aww, the Denver Broncos! (15.5 points)
40. Team Discovery Channel (11 points)
41. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team (10 points)

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

November 14, 2016 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Abe Simpson, Extended Family
Episodes: Bart vs Thanksgiving, Lisa the Greek and Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Winners: You Can Kill Neil but Two More Trivia Hosts Will Take His Place, Neil's Gone and He's Never Coming Back. Wait! There He Is! No, That's a Horse, and A Generation of Ultra-Strong Super Criminals

1. You can kill Neil but  two more trivia hosts will take his place (46.5 points)
2. Neil's Gone and he's Never Coming back. Wait! There he is! No, that's a horse. (46.5 points, lost tie-breaker)
3. A generation of ultra-strong super criminals (46 points)
4. Mr. Trump, how would you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%. While heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900% (42 points)
5. Aaron , no civilization in history has ever considered chief trivia host as their true calling. Ahem. Yes, yes, fine. The     NeilArsentians (40.5 points)
6. If this is anyone but Steve allen, you're stealing our team name (38.5 points)
7. Tut-tut gentle Marge, for here at Pizzeria Serio, the gourmand metamorposizes into…the Voluptuary (37.5 points)
7. Urine-Soaked Hell-Hole (37.5 points)
9. Two Plastic Lobsters (35.5 points)
10. The Damn Hell Ass Kings (34 points)
11. Alright fine. If you want an experienced public servant, vote for me. But if you want to believe a bunch of crazy           promises about garbage men cleaning your gutters and washing your car, by all means vote for this sleazy lunatic         (32.5 points)
12. No, mom you idiot! I have Bloodstorm and Bone Squad and Bloodstorm 2 (31.5 points)
12. The Simpsons Predicted Neil leaving (31.5 points)
13. Forget about the team name when - when do we get the freakin' guns? (31 points)
14. Tom Landry's Hat (28.5 points)
15. Jinko-Kanri, The Japanese Art of Self Management (26.5 points)
16. Here Come the Pretzels (16 points)
17. Barney Mumble (3 points)

Sunday, November 13, 2016

November 3, 2016 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: Brooklyn Night Bazaar NOTE: We are working on a new permanent location. Stay tuned to our Facebook page for more info!
Categories: Moe; Bars, Restaurants, and Venues
Episodes: The Otto Show; Sweet Seymour Skinner's Bad-Asssss Song, Fear of Flying
Winner: You started Simpsons trivia at a strange bar without discussing it with your family?

1. You started Simpsons trivia at a strange bar without discussing it with your family? 47 pts
2. Trivia at Berry Park will now be Chubb night, 46 pts
3. There's no mystery abour Berry Park. Why it simply disappeared. Now let's have no more curiosity about this bazaar cover up, 45 pts
4. Simpsons Trivia Flips a Coin, 44.5 pts
5. PC Thugs that keep the rest of us from landing a husband, 41 pts
5. There aint no Berry Park and there never was!, 41 pts
7. Trivia is going to be at the old mill. No it's not! It's going to be at Brooklyn Bazaar! Well let's go to the old mill anyway, get some cider!, 40.5 pts
8. The Denver Broncos, 40 pts
9. The Les Weinen Re-Election Campaign, 36.5 pts
10. Apu Nahasapasa... ah just Moe,  33.5 pts
11. Eugene and Rusty, 31 pts
12. Grab em by the Gummi Venus Di Milo, 30.5 pts
13. I'm from Berry Park and they say I'm slow ehhhhh, 28.5 pts
14. The Simps-Cyclopedia, 27 pts
15. Discovery Channel, 22.5 pts
16. Crazy Lee-o, 16.5 pts
17. The WigglePuppies, 5.5 pts

November 12, 2016 - CALGARY

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Much Apu About Nothing, Radioactive Man
Categories: Lionel Hutz, Beer
Winner: “All right pal, where’s you get those Simpsons trivia answers?” “I nicked them when you let your guard down for that split second… and I’d do it again… goodbye.”

1. “All right pal, where’s you get those Simpsons trivia answers?” “I nicked them when you let your guard down for that split second… and I’d do it again… goodbye.”, 48
2. Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp, 46.5
2. Hello Dickens Pub. I’m riding the bus to trivia today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it., 46.5
4. Lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!, 46
5. The Isotopes [Table 402], 45
6. No, they’re embarrassing me! They’re embarrassing trivia! They turned Dickens into a joke. They took our best names, like Adam and Ezra. Those used to be our toughest names., 44
7. If it’s clear and yellow, you’ve got quizzes there fellow, if it’s tangy and brown, you’re in trivia town., 43.5
8. The Sizzling Sizlacks, 43
9. Listen to your mother, Ezra. I owe everything I have to my mother’s watchful eye and swift hand. Oh, there’s mother now. Watching me. What’s that, Mother? I have a right to be here. It’s trivia business! Mother that sailor suit doesn’t fit anymore!, 42
10. Mr. Trump, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?, 41.5
11. Rand McNally - where people walk backwards and hamburgers eat people, 41
12. The Simpsons trivia hosts were beloved by the world, except in 1938 when they were criticized for their controversial cartoon, “Nazi Supermen are our Superiors”., 40
13. The 12-Noon Robot Parade, 39.5
13. The Lads from North Kilt Town Featuring Angus Macleod, 39.5
15. There’s something about playing Trivia at Dickens that’s so unwholesome., 38
16. Gil’s First Sale!, 37.5
17. Unemployed Sex Cauldron Workers, 37
18. Fine, fine, fine, mouse, rat, fine, syringe, fine, trivia team, fine, 36.5
19. I Voted for Kodos, 34.5
20. The Be Sharps, 33.5
20. Blimpy Boys, 33.5
22. Stupid Sexy Flanders Fields, 30
23. Rocky VII: Adrian’s Revenge, 23
24. No meat whatsoever and only thrice the fat!, 22.5
25. No Pizza, Only Khlav Kalash, 22
26. The Entire Score of the H.M.S. Pinafore, 21.5
27. The Isotopes [Table 201B], 16
28. Salad Friends, 15.5

Saturday, November 12, 2016

November 7th, 2016 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Mayor Quimby, Politicians and World Leaders
Episodes : 2 Cars in Every Garage and 3 Eyes on Every Fish, Sideshow Bob Roberts, 2 Bad Neighbours
Winners :   This Team Wins A Pig Every Month and Two Comely Lasses of Virtue True
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence:  No winner in the absence of Matt Smith....maybe he'll pick 2 next month?

1.  This Team Wins A Pig Every Month and Two Comely Lasses of Virtue True - 46 pts
2. The Sex Farm For Sex Hookers - 43 pts
3. Let The Other Teams Pay The Bear Tax! - 42 pts
3. I Can't Believe I Paid $10,000 For This Trivia Night. What The Heck Was That Lab Fee For?! - 42 pts
5. Of Course For Safety Reasons, We Don't Keep This Team Loaded. It's Just Common Sense - 41 pts
6. More Asbestos! More Asbestos! More Asbestos! -  39 pts
7. We Are  The Mediocre Presidents - 38 pts
8. Discovery Channel - 37.5 pts
9. That's What You Get For Not Hailing To The Chimp - 37 pts
10.  A Mathematician, A Different Kind Of Mathematician, And A Statistician - 33 pts
10. Which One Were You, The Ugly One? - 33 pts
12. Sure, We Might Offend Some Of The Bluenoses With Our Cocky Strides And Musky Odours! - 32.5 pts
13. The Ghost Cars - 32 pts
14. The Mayor Quimby For Mayor Mayoral Committee - 30.5 pts
15. After Years Of Disappointment With Get Rich Quick Teams, I Know I'm Gonna Get Rich With This Team… And Quick! - 30 pts
16. Let's Bake Cookies For The Boys - 29.5 pts
17. Two More Feet And I Can Fit It In The Fridge! - 29 pts
18. Hello, Mr. Bush! It's Your Songs George Bush Jr. And Jeb Bush! - 28 pts
19. I Am Waiting For A Bus - 27.5 pts
20. Slow Down. The Cadillac Lounge Is For Regular Trivia. Not Fancy Trivia - 27 pts
21. Aww, The Denver Broncos! - 26 pts
22. The Otto Man Empire - 22 pts
23. Like… Ya Know… Whatever! - 20 pts
23. Hercules Rockfellar - 20 pts
25. Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kodos! - 11.5 pts

Thursday, November 10, 2016

November 8, 2016 - ST. CATHARINES

Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror VII, You Only Move Twice, The Homer They Fall
Round Theme:  Principal Skinner
Winner: Vote Grimby

1.Vote Grimby                                                                    45
2. Cesspool on the Potomac                                               35.5
3. More Trivia and Less Whinen                                          32
4. To Pronounce It Correctly We Would Have To Pull Out
    Your Tongue                                                                  32
5. I Voted For Kodos                                                          28.5
6. Pin Pals                                                                        26
7. Diamond Joe Quizzy                                                      22.5
8. Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na...Vote For Me                         20.5
9. Luke Answer Trivia Tonight, Just Answer Trivia Tonight     20
10. Mmm...Beer                                                                 18
11. Hail Ants!                                                                     12.5

November 1, 2016 - HAMILTON

Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror II, IX, X
Round Theme:  Treehouse of Horror
Winner: The Bee Bit Our Bottom, Now Our Bottom's Big

1. The Bee Bit Our Bottom, Now Our Bottom's Big   48.5
2. The Ionic Disturbance in the Vincinity of the 
    Van Allen Belt                                                  45.5
3. This Trivia Team Is Also Cursed...That's Bad      43.5
4. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing A Towel    42.5
5. The Negative Nellies in Sector 2                        40.5
6. The Southern Dandies                                       39.5
7. Better Hurry Up, in 5 Minutes This Team is 
    Becoming a Starbucks                                      37.5
8. Kang and Kodos                                               35.5
9. All the Kids In Trivia Are S.O.B.'s                      35.5
10. The Unattractive Waitresses of America           34.5
11. The Hell's Satans our of Bakersfield                  26
12. Bonerland Medical Association                         22
13. Chirpy Boy and Bort Jr.                                    13
14. A Man Named Andy                                         12
15. No Homers                                                      12

Saturday, October 22, 2016

October 17, 2016 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Bart Simpson, Monsters
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror VII, Treehouse of Horror III
Winners: This is Bob Arsenty, the Father of the Big Quitter. Well, I Just Wanted to Tell You, I'm a Big Quitter Too and I Quit! *winks*

1. This is Bob Arsenty, the Father of the Big Quitter. Well, I Just Wanted to Tell You, I'm a Big Quitter Too and I Quit! *winks*, 47 pts

2. Nee-eil. Ars-ent… “Y”?, 46 pts
3. Arsenty, Neil Arsenty, What Kind of Kids Like Neil Arsenty? Fat Kids, Skinny Kids, Kids Who Climb on Rocks: Tough Kids, Silly Kids, Even Kids with Chicken Pox! Like Arsenty, Neil Arsenty, the Guy Kids Love to Like!, 45.5 pts
4. In Answer to Your Question, Yes We Do Have Pizza and Simpsons Trivia in England, But We Call Trivia a “Pub Quiz,” 45 pts
5. You Know, You’re Right. Neil Truly was the Best Simpsons Trivia Host Ever. Now Let Us Never Speak of Him Again, 44.5 pts
6. Cheating at Simpsons Trivia is a Victimless Crime, Like Punching Someone in the Dark, 43.5 pts
7. The Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths and When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You, 42 pts
8. Little Bart, Little Lisa, Little Marge… and the Rest!, 41.5 pts
9. Alright, You Listen Up You Little Freaks! The Fun Stops Here. You're Gonna Shut Your Stinking Traps and Behave, Damn It! This is One Trivia Host You're Not Gonna Screw With: Aaron and Warren!, 39.5 pts
10. We’ve Spent Our Last $10 on this Simpsons Trivia, 39 pts
11. Our Team Likes Simpsons Trivia Cause We Don't Have to Pay the Hosts Squat! Plus, They Can Be Replaced and No One Can Tell the Diddly Difference!, 38.5 pts
12. He Slept, He Stole, He was Rude to the Teams. Still, There Goes the Best Damned Host Simpsons Trivia Ever Had, 38 pts
13. The Most Dim-witted Individuals Who Hold Advanced Degrees in Hyperbolic Topology, 37.5 pts
14. Can I Borrow a Neil-ing, 37 pts
15. Well, Get Me Neil’s Non-Union Mexican Equivalent! Listen, Senor Neilbergo…, 36.5 pts
16. I’ll Make A Wish That Can’t Backfire! I Wish for a Pepperoni Pizza on Thin Crust with Red Pepper and Extra Cheese and— AND… I Don't Want Any Zombie Pepperoni, I Don’t Want to Turn into a Pizza Myself and I Don't Want Any Other Weird Surprises. You GOT IT? Hey! Hmmm, mmmm Not Bad... Nice, Hot Sauce, Crispy Pepperoni, the Crust’s a Little Soggy... THE CRUST'S A LITTLE SOGGY! Oh, Foul Accursed Thing! What Demon from the Depths of Hell Created Thee??, 35.5 pts
16. Go Ahead, Neil. Leave Simpsons Trivia. I’ll Just Take a Lock of Hair to Remember You By. It’s Just You and Me Now, Lock of Hair, 35.5 pts
18. How to Cook for 40 Humans, 35 pts
18. With Neil Out of the Picture, We Will Be Free to Wallow in Our Own Crapulence, 35 pts
20. All Neil and No Neil Makes Neil a Neil Neil, 34.5 pts
20. O-E-O— E-Ohhhhh [Shhh!] (quieter) O-E-O— E-Ohhhhh, 34.5 pts
22. Behold the Ravages of Age!, 33 pts
23. Here Come the Pretzels!, 31.5 pts
24. Neil, If You Don’t Like Trivia, You Don’t Leave. You Just Go In Every Third Monday of the Month and Do It Really Half-Assed. That’s the American Way!, 30.5 pts
25. Can I Have Some Change to Go Get Loaded?, 29.5 pts
26. P is for Psycho, 29 pts
26. Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos, 29 pts
26. WO__D_ F_IR, 29 pts
26. Book ‘Em Lou! One Count of Being a Bear and One Count of Being an Accessory to Being a Bear!, 29 pts
30. Wacky Shack, 28 pts
31. Three Misfortunes? That’s Possible. Seven Misfortunes? There’s an Outside Chance. But Nine Misfortunes? I’d Like to See That!, 25.5 pts
32. Gay for Moleman, 24.5 pts
32. The Arsentiest Bunch of Arsentys that Ever Arsentied, 24.5 pts
34. I Fell Off the Jungle Gym and When I Woke Up I Was in Here, 20.5 pts
35. Kodos/Dole ’16, 19.5 pts
35. Toss Neil in the Hole, Boys! There Goes a Real Sack of Crap, 19.5 pts
37. Rowdy Roddy Peepers, 17 pts
38. Mary Anne’s Hammocks, 15.5 pts
39. Stewie Griffin, 14.5 pts
40. The Dead Have Risen and are Voting Republican, 12.5 pts
41. The Sizzlin’ Syzlaks, 11.5 pts
42. Yellow Trash, 9.5 pts