Monday, December 16, 2013

December 10, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Grift Of The Magi, Miracle On Evergreen Terrace, Mr. Plow
Categories: Superintendant Chalmers, Religion
Winner: You're At The Front Table? Yes. You Play Simpsons Trivia? Yes. We Play Simpsons Trivia Too! So? Well, Are You Better Than Us? Well, We Never Met You, But…Yes

Final Standings:
1. You're At The Front Table? Yes. You Play Simpsons Trivia? Yes. We Play Simpsons Trivia Too! So? Well, Are You Better Than Us? Well, We Never Met You, But…Yes, 48.5 pts
2. The Blurst of Teams, 47.5 pts
3. Here At Globex, We Don't Believe In Team Names! In Fact, I Didn't Even Give You My Coat, 46 pts
3. Stupid Team Name. Be More Funny!, 46 pts
3. The Wondrous Wizards Of Latin, 46 pts
6. The Nelsons, 45.5 pts
7. Kiss MY Asphalt, 45 pts
8. Dear Chris and Andrew: While We Were Thinking Of This Team Name, A Lumber Yard Burned Down, 44.5 pts
8. We've Had It Up To HERE With Your Freakin' Trivia RU-LES, 44. 5 pts
10. A Fridge Too Far, 44 pts
10. Sex Cauldron, 44 pts
12. Adrian's Revenge, 40.5 pts
12. The Rand Corporation, In Conjunction With The Saucer People, Under The Supervision of The Reverse Vampires, 40.5 pts
14. Nuts And Gum: Together At Last!, 39.5 pts
15. Look Out Itchy, He's Irish, 39 pts
15. Our Team Is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless, 39 pts
15. The Bob Mackie Originals, 39 pts
15. The Team That Obviously Had No Help From Their Parents, 39 pts
19. Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three, 38.5 pts
20. Veterans Of Popular Wars, 38 pts
21. In Japan, They Call Us "Seasonal Gift Man"And We Live On The Moon, 36 pts
22. Man Alive! There Are Men Alive In Here, 35.5 pts
23. We'd Be Cute If We Weren't So Idealistic, 34.5 pts
24. The Dialing Wands, 33 pts
25. The Team That Was Eventually Rescued By…Oh, Let's Say Moe, 31.5 pts
26. Hey, I Asked For Ketchup! I'm Eatin' Salad Here, 31 pts
26. The FBI Light Opera Society Sings The Complete Gilbert & Sullivan, 31 pts
26. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 31 pts
29. The Team That's Got A Big Plow And Will Move A Lot Of Things (Like Your Cow, If You Have One), 30.5 pts
29. We'll Be Back….Prob….Probably, 30.5 pts
31. Springfield IsoDopes, 30 pts
32. Are You Our Conscience? ….We….Yes…., 29 pts
32. Lee Carvalho's Putting Challenge….You Have Selected "No", 29 pts
34. Put It In H, 28.5 pts
35. A Team By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet. Not If You Called Us Stench Blossoms, Or Crap Weed, 27.5 pts
35. My Trivia Team Has A First Name, It's F-R-I-T-Z, My Trivia Team Has A Second Name, 27.5 pts
37. I Like My Beer Cold, My TV Loud And My Homosexuals Flaaaaaming, 27 pts
38. Lee Carvalho's Putting Challenge Team, 26.5 pts
38. Nothing Could Possiblye Go Wrong, 26.5 pts
40. Can I Borrow An Answer?, 26 pts
40. Chairman Moe's Magic Wok, 26 pts
42. Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors, 24 pts
42. Ugly, Ugly Children, 24 pts
44. Sideshow Bobby, 23.5 pts
45. Steel Workers of America, 22.5 pts
46. Now Stay Tuned For A Video Christmas Card from Tupac Shakur, 22 pts
46. We Must Find The Jade Monkey Before The Next Full Moon, 22 pts
48. Our English Is, How You Say, Inelegant, 21.5 pts
49. Green Dress, Pearls, And A Lot Of Blue Hair, 20.5 pts
50. No Homers Allowed, 14 pts
51. Krusty Burger Butts, 13.5 pts

December 5, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Miracle On Evergreen Terrace, Grift Of The Magi, Homer Badman
Categories: Patty & Selma, Video Games
Winner: I'll Stay Away From Your Team Alright; Stay Away Forever

Final Standings:
1. I'll Stay Away From Your Team Alright; Stay Away Forever, 48 pts
2. Don't Do What Donny Don't Does, 46 pts
2. The Finest Team You've Got, Stuffed With The Second Finest, 46 pts
4. Who Is Your Least Favorite Host, Dan Or Dan? No One Ever Says Dan, 45.5 pts
5. Feels Like I'm Wearin' Nothing At All, Nothing At All, Nothing At All, 45 pts
5. Dioramarama, 45 pts
7. Why Do We Need New Teams? Everyone Knows Trivia Attained Perfection In 1974, 44 pts
8. Professor P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium And Great American Steakery, 43 pts
9. The Non-Giving Up School Guys, 42.5 pts
10. Red Breem And His Band Of Some Esteem, 42 pts
10. Dead Beat Dads Beat Dead, 42 pts
12. The Team That Blocked Out Our Sun, Ran Over A Local Boy and Stole Christmas From 1981 to 1984, 41.5 pts
13. But We Already Came Up With A Trivia Name. It Took Seven Hours But We Did It. It's Done., 41 pts
13. The Soooooooooooul Mass Transit System, 41 pts
15. My Geode Must Be Acknowledged, 40.5 pts
16. The Team That Got More Gongs Than The Breakdancing Robot That Caught On Fire, 38 pts
17. Um, Dasher, Dancer, Nixon, Comet, Cupid…Donna Dixon?, 35.5 pts
18. Some Kind Of Non-Giving Up School Guys, 34.5 pts
19. The Dorkus Malorkuses, 30 pts
20. Up And At Them, 27 pts
21. Esophagus Now, 25 pts
21. We Need more Bort License Plates In The Gift Shop, I Repeat, We Are Sold Out Of Bort License Plates, 25 pts
23. I'm-On-A-Rolla-Gay, 22.5 pts
24. RIP Nelson Muntz Dela, 18.5 pts
25. My Name Is Agnes And You Know It's Agnes. It Means Lamb. Lamb Of God., 16 pts
26. A Single Plum, Floating In Perfume, Served In A Man's Hat, 14.5 pts
27. Lousy Smarch Weather, 12.5 pts
28. I Think Words I Would Never Say, 11.5 pts
29. Just A Little Late, It's Still Good It's Still Good, 3.5 pts
30. Car Hold, 1.5 pts