Monday, February 23, 2015

February 9, 2015 - Ann Arbor

Location: Study Hall Lounge
Episodes: N/A
Categories: Mr. Burns, Kwik E. Mart
Winner: Get Confident Stupid

1. Get Confident Stupid, 44.5 pts
2. Newtron Bomb WhBoom, 28.5 pts
3. No One Needs the Kwik-E-Mart, 23.5 pts
4. Apu on You, 22 pts
5. Old & Grumpy, 15 pts

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

February 16, 2015 - Vancouver

Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf
Episodes: Homer Loves Flanders, Grampa Vs. Sexual Inadequacy, I Love Lisa
Categories: Romance/Relationships, Smithers
Winner: Ladies & Gentelemen, who do you find more attractive? Simon or Leonard? This team feels so confident in its victory that we can waste the audience's time by rating the superhunks

1. Ladies & Gentelemen, who do you find more attractive? Simon or Leonard? This team feels so confident in its victory that we can waste the audience's time by rating the superhunks. 39 pts
2. I've seen teams suck before, but this team was the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. 39 
3. One for "Honk" please 39 
4. The Well-groomed Go-Getters of Hooray for Everything! 34.5 
5. Cool Name! 34 
6. Why can't we find Amanda Hugginkiss? 33.5 
7. White males aged 18-49. Everyone listens to us, no matter how dumb our ideas are! 32.5 
8. Sneed's team (formerly Chuck's) 32.5 
9. Me? Go to my office? That's highly irregular 32.5 
10. Discount Lion Safari!! 32 
11. Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls 31.5 
12. We're just here for the hardcore nudity!!! 31 
13. This team will see you at work tomorrow, although we don't like to call it work! 30 
14. See all that stuff in there, Homer? That's why your robot never worked! 29.5 
15. Royce McCutcheon and the Moon Monies 28.5 
16. Go pennies! (Help the puny children who need you) 26 
17. The Old Grey Mares 25.5 
18. You don't win friends with salad 25.5 
19. Billy and the Clone-a-saurus 25.5 
20. The Denver Broncos 24.5 
21. The suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked! 24.5 
22. Channel 6 Wastelanders 24 
23. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers 22 
24. Chesty LeRue 20.5 
25. You'll have to speak up, we're wearing a towel 19.5 
26. Prune Tracy 16 
27. The Flying Mongooses 12.5 

February 16, 2015 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Trash of the Titans, The Way We Was
Categories: Chief Wiggum, U.S. Presidents
Winner: The Team That Loves to Love

1. The Team That Loves to Love, 47.5 pts
2. A Team That Was Dubbed "Tasteless" and "Purile" by a Panel of Hillbillies, 46.5 pts
3. You Need a Heart to Live, 46 pts
4. TWO Perfectly Good Jackets, 44 pts
4. You Feel the Need to Trivia, You Call Us, Right, Neil?  We Won't Even Get Sexual or Nothin' (Unless That's What You Want), 44 pts
6. Smithers is Quite Good at Turning Us On, 43 pts
7. Simpsons Trivia is an Inexpensive Source of Cheese, 42.5 pts
7. The First AME Church of Springfield, 42.5 pts
9. Caretaker Presidents, 42 pts
10. A Name That's Witty at First But Seems Less Funny Each Time You Hear It, 41.5 pts
11. Ladies and Gentlemen, I Have Been to Woo-Hoo Trivia in Brooklyn, Toronto and Mexico City, and I Can Say Without Hyperbole That This is a Million Times Worse than All of Them Put Together, 40 pts
11. Lurleen Lumpkin's Greatest Hits, 40 pts
11. WO_D_ F_IR, 40 pts
14. All I'm Gonna Use this Trivia Team For is Sleeping, Eating, and Maybe Making a Little Fort, 39.5 pts
15. The Adequate, Forgettable, Occasionally Regrettable Caretaker Presidents of the USA, 39 pts
16. Five Bees for a Quarter, 38.5 pts
16. Fort Sensible, 38.5 pts
16. Oh Yes, Oh Yes. Simpsons Trivia's Nakedest Team. They're Not Even Wearing a Smile. Nod Suggestively. Yes, Six. Count 'em. Six Gorgeous Simpsons Nerds Just Dying for Your Leers and Catcalls.  Yowza, Yowza., 38.5 pts
19. We'll Do It! We'll Rob Simpsons Trivia! Alright, Neil, Put All the…Oh Well, Maybe Next Month, 38 pts
20. If Making Fun of the Upstairs is Wrong, May We All Be Horribly Crushed from Above Somehow, 37.5 pts
20. We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't Go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…, 37.5 pts
22. Hey Jiggles, Grab a Pad and Back That Gorgeous Butt in Here, 37 pts
22. Non-Threatening Boys, 37 pts
24. Fighting Seizure Robots, 36.5 pts
24. SOCK PUPPETS!!, 36.5 pts
26. A Couple of Rory Calhouns, 35 pts
27. The Team that Sleeps Nude Under an Oxygen Tent, Which We Believe Gives Us Sexual Powers, 34.5 pts
28. Bovine University Alumni Association, 33.5 pts
28. Can't We Have One Simpsons Trivia Night That Doesn't End With us Digging Up a Corpse?, 33.5 pts
30. The Team That's Involved in a Very Sticky, Nutty, Chewy, Chocolatey...PUT IT AWAY, BOY!!, 32 pts
31. The Darling of the Tongue Clucking, Beard Stroking City Fathers, 31.5 pts
32. Squirrels Resembling Abraham Lincoln Found, 30 pts
33. Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 29.5 pts
34. The Fishbulbs, 28.5 pts
35. Damn Hell Ass Kings, 27.5 pts
36. I Like Stories, 26.5 pts
37. Can I Borrow A Feeling?, 24.5 pts
37. The Rumpy Doppelgangers, 24.5 pts
39. Uosdwis R Jewoh, 23.5 pts
40. The Fightingest Squad in the Fightingest Company in the Third-Fightingest Battalion in the Army, 19.5 pts
41. You Don't Win Friends With a Salad, 19 pts
42. I Beat the Smart Kids, 17 pts
43. Nobody Ever Suspects Team Butterfly, 16.5 pts

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

February 10th, 2015 - Toronto Valentine's Edition

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: New Kid On The Block, Bart's Friend Falls in Love, The Way We Was
Categories: Selma Bouvier, Sentimental Moments
Winners: The Nelsons Ft Why Does The Team Name Need to be Zany

1.The Nelsons Ft Why Does The Team Name Need to be Zany, 47.5 pts
2.Hellooo, that Sounds Like A Trivia Team Fainting(Our Team and Mr Simpson split a case of malt liquor), 44.5 pts
3.Sex Cauldron, 43 pts
4.The Older They Get The Cuter They Ain't, 42.5 pts
5.The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the Saucer People, under the supervision of the Reverse Vampire, 41.5 pts
6.Keep That Handsome Co-Host Out Of Sight, He`s Distracting the Female Trivia Players, 41 pts
6.Team`s Named Like My Name, 41 pts
8.Beer Barons, 40.5 pts
9.The Indignation Coordinators, 40 pts
10.Gloria Vanderbilt Out For Revenge, 39
11.Prisoner 24601, 38.5 pts
11.Soon We Will Be The Queens of Trivia…..Kings! Kings!, 38.5 pts
13.The Class of 1974 - Heyyy…Sit On It!, 38 pts
14.We`re The Stupid Morons with Ugly Faces, 37.5 pts
15.My Team`s A Box! Damn You, A Box!, 36.5 pts
16.Remember When I Went To Trivia and I Forgot How To Drive?, 36 pts
16.We Love You Dr Zaius, 36 pts
18.As of this Moment this Team No Longer Exists, Say Hello to Miguel Sanchez!, 35.5 pts
18.Sheri but Not Terri, 35.5 pts
20.Legitimate Businessman`s Social Club, 35 pts
21.The Honor Rollers, 34 pts
21.Ugly & Hate Filled, 34 pts
23.We Sir, Are Baboons! Baboons Baboons Baboons. BABOONS!!, 33.5 pts
24. Two Bad Neighbours, 33 pts
25.I Wash Myself With A Rag On A Stick, 32.5 pts
25.Our Team is Hatless! I Repeat, Hatless!, 32.5pts
25.The Denver Broncos, 32.5 pts
28.Ayn Rand School For Tots, 32 pts
29.Alright! Alright! We'll Walk In The Mud!, 31 pts
29.Balsam Specific!?, 31 pts
29.The Team That`s Collecting Canned Goods for the Starving People on, uh, You Know, One of them Loser Teams, 31 pts
32.Just a Bunch Of Rory Calhouns, 30.5pts
32.The Clinking Clattering Cacophany of Colligenous Cogs and Camshifts, 30.5pts
34.Iron Helps Us Play! Hello Joe!, 30 pts
34.We Are The Mediocre Presidents, 30 pts
36.5 Bees For A Quarter, 29.5 pts
36.I`m On A Rolla Gay!, 29.5 pts
36.Whale Kissing Dukakis Hugging Moon Maidens, 29.5 pts
39.The Wild Cats, 28.5 pts
40.The Fruit Punch Advisory Board, 27.5 pts
41.Don`t Do What Team Donny Don`t Does, 26.5 pts
42.My Granny Can't Fight, But You Should See Her Box, 26 pts
42.My Legs Hurt, 26 pts
42.Only I May Dance, 26 pts
42.The Rowdy Roddy Peepers, 26 pts
42.Tralalalumphadoos!, 26 pts
47.Hogging The Eyepiece, 25.5 pts
47.Heybuddyyougottaslowyourcardown and letmeinbecauseI'mabigfatguyandIcan'tgoanywherebecausethere'sgoingtobesomepoisongas Imeanthere'sREALLYgoingtobesomepoinsongasandeveryone'sgoing tobedeadESPECIALLYME!, 25.5 pts
49.Lousy Smarch Weather, 24.5 pts
50.We Paid For Blood!, 24 pts
51.Santos L Halpers, 23 pts
51.The Globex Corporation, 23 pts
53.Das Bus, 22.5 pts
54.Baby With A Nail Gun, 22 pts
55.Anything Slim!, 17 pts
56.You Killed Kenny!, 15 pts
57.Boshoooo!! Banana Tree!!!, 13.5 pts
58.The Flaming Maus, 10.5 pts
59.Stupid Lisa Garbage Face, 9.5 pts

February 5, 2015 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Flanders; Love
Episodes: Much Apu About Nothing; Krusty Gets Kancelled; I Married Marge
 Berry Park, where the women are robust, the men are pink cheeked, and the children are pink cheeked and robust

Final Standings:

1. Berry Park, where the women are robust, the men are pink cheeked, and the children are pink cheeked and robust, 48 points 2. I Hate every dan i see, from dan mulhall to dan ozzi, no you'll never make a daniel out of me!!, 46.5 points 2. Those are supposed to be baggy pants. Baggy!, 46.5 points 4. I'll be cueball, Cara will be eight ball, sean will be 12 ball, and mike, you can be cue ball, 46 points 4. Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge..., 46 points 6. The team hepped up on goofballs , 44.5 points 7. Hopping mad collection agency, 43 points 7. Soup for one, salad for one, wine for three, 43 points 7. The team that can't believe it but now it's pants are chaffing it, 43 points 10. Pepito, the biggest cat in the whole wide world, 41 points 11. Don't you hate pants?, 40 points 12. Let us give no more scrutiny to this trivia house and it's small clientele of loyal perverts, 39.5 points 13. Ah ah ah ah table five, table five, 37 points 14. This place berry park you left just before the accident, it's a business of some kind? IT's a pornography store. I was buying pornography, 36 points 15. Being abusive to your team is one thing, but I will not stand by and watch you feed a hungry Dan, 35.5 points 15. The team that doesn't know what phallocentric means, but no girls!, 35.5 points 15. A stupid team name that bart would pick, like bucka bucka or woozel wuzzle, 33.5 points 18. He looked so sexy, I hoped we would have sex, 31.5 points 18. The bridal feast of Bethchedruharazeeb, 31.5 points 20. A little team called love is. the members are two naked 8 year olds who are married, 30 points 21. The Spungos, 29.5 points 22. My son Dan is not a communist, he might be a pig a liar an idiot a communist, but he is not a porn star, 27.5 points 23. Route 401, 23.5 points 23. The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me, 23.5 points 25. My team is also named Bort, 23 points 26. Boys for sale, 22 points 27. Gigantic Asses, 21 points 28. Can I Borrow A Feeling?, 19 points 29. The Denver Broncos, 18 points 30. Can I Borrow A Feeling? 2, 15 points 31. Ms. Crandall, 9 points 31. No Way Jose, 9 points 31.Pageant of the trans mundane, 9 points

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

February 3, 2015 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: Bart Star, Marge Vs. The Monorail (tech difficulties - only 2 episodes shown)
Character Spotlight: Bart
Winner: Nachos Flanders Style & Steamed Hams tie (even with the tie breaker)

Final Standings:
1.  Steamed Hams                                                                                    46.5
2.  Nachos - Flanders Style                                                                   46.5
3. The Blurst of Teams                                                                            40
4. Here Come The Pretzels                                                                     39.5
5. The Team That Travel'd the Least Distance To Be Here           37
6. You'll Have to Speak Up, I'm Wearing a Towel                          36.5
7. Krusty Partially GelinatedNon-Dairy Gume-Based Beverage 36
8. The Albequerque Isotopes                                                                35.5
9. Single People DO eat crackers                                                        33
10. Team BYOBB                                                                                     32
11. Tomacco Farmers Union                                                                31.5
12. Darn Sandwhich Took a Bite Outta Me                                      28.5
13. Vera Said That?                                                                                 28
14. Look Who's Oinking                                                                        27.5
15. Man Getting Hit with Football                                                      27.5
16. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College                                          27
17. The Major Players Down at the Sewing Store                           26.5
18. Osaka Seafood Concern                                                                  23.5
19. Thrillhouse of Horror                                                                      23.5
20. Guy Incognito                                                                                    22.5
21. Bonerland Medical Association                                                   18.5
22. Slutty Szyslaks                                                                                    15.5
23. Stonecutters                                                                                         12
24. Is it About My Cube                                                                           10
25. The Supernintendo Chalmers                                                          9
26. Thrillhouse                                                                                           8