Episodes: I Love Lisa, Trash of the Titans, The Way We Was
Categories: Chief Wiggum, U.S. Presidents
Winner: The Team That Loves to Love
1. The Team That Loves to Love, 47.5 pts
2. A Team That Was Dubbed "Tasteless" and "Purile" by a Panel of Hillbillies, 46.5 pts
3. You Need a Heart to Live, 46 pts
4. TWO Perfectly Good Jackets, 44 pts
4. You Feel the Need to Trivia, You Call Us, Right, Neil? We Won't Even Get Sexual or Nothin' (Unless That's What You Want), 44 pts
6. Smithers is Quite Good at Turning Us On, 43 pts
7. Simpsons Trivia is an Inexpensive Source of Cheese, 42.5 pts
7. The First AME Church of Springfield, 42.5 pts
9. Caretaker Presidents, 42 pts
10. A Name That's Witty at First But Seems Less Funny Each Time You Hear It, 41.5 pts
11. Ladies and Gentlemen, I Have Been to Woo-Hoo Trivia in Brooklyn, Toronto and Mexico City, and I Can Say Without Hyperbole That This is a Million Times Worse than All of Them Put Together, 40 pts
11. Lurleen Lumpkin's Greatest Hits, 40 pts
11. WO_D_ F_IR, 40 pts
14. All I'm Gonna Use this Trivia Team For is Sleeping, Eating, and Maybe Making a Little Fort, 39.5 pts
15. The Adequate, Forgettable, Occasionally Regrettable Caretaker Presidents of the USA, 39 pts
16. Five Bees for a Quarter, 38.5 pts
16. Fort Sensible, 38.5 pts
16. Oh Yes, Oh Yes. Simpsons Trivia's Nakedest Team. They're Not Even Wearing a Smile. Nod Suggestively. Yes, Six. Count 'em. Six Gorgeous Simpsons Nerds Just Dying for Your Leers and Catcalls. Yowza, Yowza., 38.5 pts
19. We'll Do It! We'll Rob Simpsons Trivia! Alright, Neil, Put All the…Oh Well, Maybe Next Month, 38 pts
20. If Making Fun of the Upstairs is Wrong, May We All Be Horribly Crushed from Above Somehow, 37.5 pts
20. We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't Go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…, 37.5 pts
22. Hey Jiggles, Grab a Pad and Back That Gorgeous Butt in Here, 37 pts
22. Non-Threatening Boys, 37 pts
24. Fighting Seizure Robots, 36.5 pts
24. SOCK PUPPETS!!, 36.5 pts
26. A Couple of Rory Calhouns, 35 pts
27. The Team that Sleeps Nude Under an Oxygen Tent, Which We Believe Gives Us Sexual Powers, 34.5 pts
28. Bovine University Alumni Association, 33.5 pts
28. Can't We Have One Simpsons Trivia Night That Doesn't End With us Digging Up a Corpse?, 33.5 pts
30. The Team That's Involved in a Very Sticky, Nutty, Chewy, Chocolatey...PUT IT AWAY, BOY!!, 32 pts
31. The Darling of the Tongue Clucking, Beard Stroking City Fathers, 31.5 pts
32. Squirrels Resembling Abraham Lincoln Found, 30 pts
33. Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 29.5 pts
34. The Fishbulbs, 28.5 pts
35. Damn Hell Ass Kings, 27.5 pts
36. I Like Stories, 26.5 pts
37. Can I Borrow A Feeling?, 24.5 pts
37. The Rumpy Doppelgangers, 24.5 pts
39. Uosdwis R Jewoh, 23.5 pts
40. The Fightingest Squad in the Fightingest Company in the Third-Fightingest Battalion in the Army, 19.5 pts
41. You Don't Win Friends With a Salad, 19 pts
42. I Beat the Smart Kids, 17 pts
43. Nobody Ever Suspects Team Butterfly, 16.5 pts
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