February 5, 2015 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Flanders; Love
Episodes: Much Apu About Nothing; Krusty Gets Kancelled; I Married Marge
Winner:  Berry Park, where the women are robust, the men are pink cheeked, and the children are pink cheeked and robust

Final Standings:
1. Berry Park, where the women are robust, the men are pink cheeked, and the children are pink cheeked and robust, 48 points 2. I Hate every dan i see, from dan mulhall to dan ozzi, no you'll never make a daniel out of me!!, 46.5 points 2. Those are supposed to be baggy pants. Baggy!, 46.5 points 4. I'll be cueball, Cara will be eight ball, sean will be 12 ball, and mike, you can be cue ball, 46 points 4. Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge..., 46 points 6. The team hepped up on goofballs , 44.5 points 7. Hopping mad collection agency, 43 points 7. Soup for one, salad for one, wine for three, 43 points 7. The team that can't believe it but now it's pants are chaffing it, 43 points 10. Pepito, the biggest cat in the whole wide world, 41 points 11. Don't you hate pants?, 40 points 12. Let us give no more scrutiny to this trivia house and it's small clientele of loyal perverts, 39.5 points 13. Ah ah ah ah table five, table five, 37 points 14. This place berry park you left just before the accident, it's a business of some kind? IT's a pornography store. I was buying pornography, 36 points 15. Being abusive to your team is one thing, but I will not stand by and watch you feed a hungry Dan, 35.5 points 15. The team that doesn't know what phallocentric means, but no girls!, 35.5 points 15. A stupid team name that bart would pick, like bucka bucka or woozel wuzzle, 33.5 points 18. He looked so sexy, I hoped we would have sex, 31.5 points 18. The bridal feast of Bethchedruharazeeb, 31.5 points 20. A little team called love is. the members are two naked 8 year olds who are married, 30 points 21. The Spungos, 29.5 points 22. My son Dan is not a communist, he might be a pig a liar an idiot a communist, but he is not a porn star, 27.5 points 23. Route 401, 23.5 points 23. The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me, 23.5 points 25. My team is also named Bort, 23 points 26. Boys for sale, 22 points 27. Gigantic Asses, 21 points 28. Can I Borrow A Feeling?, 19 points 29. The Denver Broncos, 18 points 30. Can I Borrow A Feeling? 2, 15 points 31. Ms. Crandall, 9 points 31. No Way Jose, 9 points 31.Pageant of the trans mundane, 9 points