Sunday, May 26, 2019

May 21st, 2019 - Detroit

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Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Categories: Who Wears What?
Episodes: Bart the Fink
Winner: Go Banana!
1. Go Banana! 25/30
2. Pin Pals - 24.5/30
3. Put It In H - 17.5/30
 
**Short show due to low turnout and it was karaoke night**

Thursday, May 16, 2019

May 15th, 2019 - Indianapolis




Location: Tappers Arcade Bar
Categories: Season 3, Cars
Episodes: Marge vs. the Monorail, Saturdays of Thunder
Winner: Fistful of Dollarydoos
1. Fistful of Dollarydoos - 44
2. Leader Beans - 37
3. Forbidden Objects from Places Men Fear to Tread - 36
4. Honor Rollers - 32
5. Team Discovery Channel - 31
5. Get Back to Work, Stewart! - 31
7. Kippers for Breakfast - 29
8. Put it in H! - 28
8. Super Nintendo Chalmers - 28
10. Team Stampy - 20
11. Kwik-E-Smrts - 18

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

May 14th, 2019 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Marge's Motherly Moments, Name That Tune!
Episodes : Marge in Chains, Marge on the Lam, Homer Alone
WinnersIf You Can Think of a Team Name Without Using the Letter "E", You'll Win the Matt Smith Team Name Excellence Award (WON TIE BREAKER ROUND!)
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Britney, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-Bert, Phil

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

Follow us @woohootriviaTO to enter our Twitter contest the day before trivia!


1. If You Can Think of a Team Name Without Using the Letter "E", You'll Win the Matt Smith Team Name Excellence Award - 47 pts
1. Sex Cauldron - 47 pts
3. A Flavorless Team Called Rootmarm! - 46 pts
4. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless! - 45.5 pts
5. Amy Needs to be Louder, Angrier, and Have Access to a Time Machine. Whenever Amy's Not at Simpsons Trivia, the Other Contestants Should Be Asking, "Where's Amy?" - 45 pts
6. Horse Not Wearing Diaper - 44.5 pts
6. Say Let Me Tell You About That Matthew S. He's That's Little 30-ish Year Old Muckrakeress. He Logged the Points on Every Page, He Did It All In Just One Day. That's What I'd Call, Being On the Ball! - 44.5 pts
8. More Trivia Means More Iron - 44 pts
9. The Men of the 9th Bearded Infantry - 40 pts
10. Will You Take Us to Mount Lushmore.... No. Will You Take Us to Mount Lushmore.... No. Will You Take Us to Mount Lushmore.... Nooo! - 39.5 pts
11. My Team is Also Named Bort! - 39 pts
12. Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Britney, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-Bert, Phil - 38.5 pts
13. Langdon Algar and the Damn Wiener Kids - 38 pts
14. Less Shame? - 37 pts
15. Aaronson and Zakowski - 35.5 pts
16. Simpsons, Eh? Trivia, Eh? Maude, Eh? - 32.5 pts
17. Can I Borrow a Team Name? - 30.5 pts
18. This Team Tastes Like Grandma - 30 pts
19. Dear Matt Smith, There Are Too Many Trivia Teams Nowadays. Please Eliminate Three. I Am Not a Crackpot. - 27.5 pts
19. What Do You Mean the Team's Outta Money? - 27.5 pts
21. Smiling Politely - 26.5 pts
21. The Team With the Name You Want to Touch But You Mustn't Touch - 26.5 pts
23. Can I Borrow a Team Name - 25.5 pts
23. Now It's Time For the Easiest Part of Any Coach's Job: the Cuts! - 25.5 pts
25. Put It In "H" - 25 pts
26. Chris, I Don't Want to Alarm You, But There Maybe a Boogeyman or Boogeymen in the Back Room - 24.5 pts
27. A Name That's Witty at First, But It Seems Less Funny Each Time You Hear It - 15 pts
28. You All Know What a Team Name Sounds Like - 14 pts

Monday, May 13, 2019

May 11, 2019 - Calgary


Location : Dickens Pub
Winners : Now I am prune tracy!
Best Team Name : Hahaha! What was I laughing about again? Oh right, that crippled trivia team!

1. Now I am prune tracy! 48.5
2. *Laughing gesture* 45
3. Team discovery channel 44
4. Hahaha! What was I laughing about again? Oh right, that crippled trivia team! 43.5
5. But there's hardly any meat on these trivia hosts 38
6. This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! 36
7. Krudlers 34.5
8. Toilet time for tiny town 32
9. I've been starving them, teasing them, singing off key. Me may my mo, me moo mamay! 31

Friday, April 26, 2019

April 25, 2019 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : Chainsaw
Categories : Ralph, Religion
Episodes : Simpsons Bible Stories, Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers", The Day the Violence Died
Winners : Quite the April Fools
Best Team Name : Fiddle Dee Dee That Will Require a Tetanus Shot

1. Quite the April Fools - 43 pts
2. The Legitimate Business Man's Social Club - 42.5 pts
3. I Shouldn't Have Stopped for that Haircut (tiebreaker) - 41.5 pts
4. Now I'm Prune Tracy! - 41.5 pts
5. Fiddle Dee Dee That Will Require a Tetanus Shot - 39.5 pts
6. The Blurst of Teams - 37.5 pts
7. Floreda - 35.5
8. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks that Ever Sucked - 31 pts
9. Supernintendo Chalmers - 22.5 pts
10. Koy Zoy - 5 pts

April 22, 2019 - Detroit

 
 
 




Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Categories: Bullies, Video Games
Episodes: Homer's Triple Bypass, Marge vs The Monorail, Duffless
Winner: Capital City Goofballs
 
1. Capital City Goofballs - 34.50
2. Put it in H - 33.00
3. Pin Pals - 32.25

Thursday, April 18, 2019

April 15, 2019 - Chicago

Location: Replay Lincoln Park
Categories: Otto, Movies
Episodes: Trouble with Trillions, The Front, Homer at the Bat
Winner: 
Did I Dream That Whole Thing? Maybe The Desert Was Just Replay. Oh, and I Bet That Crazy Pyramid Was Just Neil Arsenty!
Best Team Name: 
[This picture was taped to their score sheet]








1. Did I Dream That Whole Thing? Maybe The Desert Was Just Replay. Oh, and I Bet That Crazy Pyramid Was Just Neil Arsenty! - 47 pts
2. Hey! This New Venue Makes Simpsons Trivia As Much Fun as Sitting Through Church! - 42 pts
3. Oh Neil, I'd Be Lying If I Said This Trivia Team Wasn't Committing Crimes. - 41.5 pts
4. Hello, Arsenty, You're Quite Good At Turning Me On - 40 pts
5. So I Said To Him, "Look buddy, Replay's bathroom was like that when I got here. And as for your barback, he shouldn't have mouthed off like that!"- 38 pts
5. I'm A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt - 38 pts
7.The Albany Expressions - 37.5 pts
8. [Picture of Skinner doing the finger thing, which means the taxes] - 36 pts

9. Gudger College - 33.5 pts
10. A Single Plum Soaking in Perfume Served in a Man's Hat - 33 pts
11. Everyone's Cumming Up Milhouse - 29 pts
11. Steamed Hams - 29 pts
13. Simpsonian - 23 pts
14. Seymour Butz - 21.5 pts
15. Escalator to Nowhere - 20 pts

Sunday, April 14, 2019

April 13, 2019 - Calgary


Location:  Dickens Pub
Winner: Do you know where the trivia sheet is?
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  The fun boys who got a room

1. Do you know where the trivia sheet is? 45
2. The Rory Calhouns 44
3. I used to be with it trivia, but then they changed what trivia was. Now what I am with isn't it anymore and what's it seems weird and scary. It'll happen to you! 41
4. Red mile 2 + Red mile 5 = Red mile 7: Gelinas revenge! 39.5
5. Dad I wanna go to Simpsons trivia! Oh it's always something isn't it? First I have to drive your pregnant mother to the hospital so she can give birth to you and now this! 36.5
6. A realistic down to earth team that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots 36
7. The Raisin Roundies 34.5
8. The fun boys who got a room 31.5
9. The Voilence Gang 21
10. Buttmeg 19.5

April 3, 2019 - Hamilton

Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: Dr. Hillbilly and the Iron Yuppie
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Gerry Hall please report back to the Honest Lawyer, your older, balder, fatter son is hosting trivia.

1. Dr. Hillbilly and the Iron Yuppie                                           46      
2. Just Eat The Damn Orange                                                   40
3. I Was Buying Pornography                                                    40
4. Sweet On The Outside, Poison On The Inside                       37
5. When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Trivia Host Or A
Caterpillar                                                                                            37
6. What A Great Trivia! Thanks, Weekend Dad                        33.5
7. The JubJubs                                                                         33
8. Gerry Hall please report back to the Honest Lawyer, your 
older, balder, fatter son is hosting trivia.                                  31.5
9. Up And Atom!                                                                       27
10. Burn That Seat                                                                   26.5
11. Ag, Good Ol Trustworthy Beer, My Love For You Will
Never Die.                                                                                3

Saturday, April 13, 2019

April 9th, 2019 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Lou and Eddie, Fake News
Episodes : Homer Vs Patty and Selma, Homer the Heretic, Deep Space Homer
Winners : Sex Cauldron
Matt Smith Award For Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Hi, You've Reached the Simpsons Trivia Hotline. $4.95 a Minute. Here are Some Words That Rhyme With Trivia. Olivia, Bolivia...

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

Follow us @woohootriviaTO to enter our Twitter contest the day before trivia!



1. Sex Cauldron - 48 pts
2. Our Whole Team is Dead. Or Sick. We Can't Remember. - 47 pts
3. The Bath-Taking Underpants-Wearing Lily Huggers - 46.5 pts
4. Who Are We? The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers! Who Are We Going to Beat? The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers! - 46 pts
5. Quit Jiiiiiving Us, Turkey! You Gots to SASS IT. - 45 pts
6. Meyerhof Lifters - 43.5 pts
7. Don't You Hate Pants? - 41.5 pts
8. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless! - 41 pts
9. The Team Where Condemned Criminals Dig at Each Other With Rusty Hooks - 40.5 pts
10. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Team - 39.5 pts
11. AHEM. Our Geodes Must Be Acknowledged - 38 pts
12. Simpsons Trivia. Delicious But Deadly. - 37 pts
13. We're Gonna Get Worse Before We Get Better - 36.5 pts
14. Oh Yeah, the Taxes! The Finger Thing Means the Taxes! - 34 pts
15. The Handsome Petes (We Dance For Nickels) - 33 pts
16. This Team Consists of a Mathematician, a Different Kind of Mathematician, Plus a Statistician - 32.5 pts
17. Rex Banner (But He Has a New Hat!) - 32 pts
17. The Team That Couldn't Win at Trivia on the Trivia-iest Day of Their Lives If They Had an Electrified Trivia Machine - 32 pts
19. 1 - 800 - DOCTORB - 31.5 pts
20. This Has Trivia in It? Trivia is a Fruit. - 31 pts
21. The Team That From Now on Will Be Spelling Everything With Letters - 30 pts
22. Hi, You've Reached the Simpsons Trivia Hotline. $4.95 a Minute. Here are Some Words That Rhyme With Trivia. Olivia, Bolivia... - 29 pts
22. Smithers, Throw This at Him! - 29 pts
22. The Popes of Chili Town - 29 pts
22. The Pretzel Ladies - 29 pts
26. Pobody's Nerfect - 28 pts
27. This Team Has a Cold So We Hear 'B's as 'R's - 25 pts
28. Joey Jo-Jo Jr. Shabado - 24.5 pts
29. I Think It's Ironic That For Once Dad's Butt Prevented the Release of Toxic Gas - 23.5 pts
30. Team Discovery Channel - 23 pts
30. The Team Filling in for Mel Zetz - 23 pts
32. Instead of Chewing Gum, Chew Bacon - 22 pts
33. Bovine University, Class of 2010 - 21.5 pts
34. In Rod We Trust - 15.5 pts
35. Wiggum Forever - 15 pts
36. Hot Stuff Comin' Through - 12.5 pts
37. THRILLHO - 11.5 pts
38. Steamed Hams - 10 pts
39. Nelson + Jimbo - 9.5 pts

Friday, March 29, 2019

March 25, 2019 (and more) - Detroit

 
 



Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Categories: TV & Movies within the show, Kent Brockman
Episodes: Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie, Radio Bart, Homer vs the 18th Amendment
Winner: Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
 
1. Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern - 43.50
2. Jeremy's Iron - 41
3. Michelangelo's Dave - 40
4. I Got It Off a Hair Dryer - 39
5. Pi is Exactly 3 - 37
 

Past Events:

2/25/19
Categories: Religion, Sea Captain
Episodes: Blood Feud, My Sister, My Sister, Homer Badman
Winner: Pageant of the Transmundane
 
1. Pageant of the Transmundane - 41
2. Gudger College Dropouts - 39.50
3. Sandal-Wearing Goldfish Tenders - 37
 
 
1/28/19 - Cancelled due to smarch weather :(

12/18/18
Categories: Cold Weather, Agnes Skinner
Episodes: Bart's Dog Gets an F, Krusty Gets Kancelled, Homer the Great
Winner: Buy Me Bonestorm or Go To Hell
 
1. Buy Me Bonestorm or Go To Hell - 42
2. Pi is Exactly 3 - 39
3.Annual Gift Man - 38.67
4. Pin Pals - 33.67
5. Brownzky - 26.50
6. Lisa - 19
 

11/26/18
Categories: Food, Maggie
Episodes: Lisa on Ice, Bart Star, New Kid on the Block
Winner: 12 Bucks and a Free Cookie?! What a Country!
 
1. 12 Bucks and a Free Cookie?! What a Country! - 41.50
2. Kwyjibo - 40
3. Gudger College Dropouts - 39
4. The Pointy Kitty - 19
 

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

March 23, 2019 - Calgary



Location: Dickens Pub
Categories: Hank Scorpio, Homer for hire
Episodes: The Homer they fall, Lisas Wedding, Duffless
Winner: The Moody Blues
1. The Moody Blues 48
2. Hark to the tale of teammates and the game they loved so dear they remained the best of teams for years and years and years! 45.5
3. People! You have to listen to me! Elementary chaos theory tells us that all trivia hosts will go berserk and turn on their audience in an orgy of blood and violence! 45
4. The I didn't do it dancers 43.5
5. Ayatollah Rasmara and his cadre of fanatics 42.5
6. This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! 41
7. Thanks for coming! And don't forget to purchase some sprinklebrau for the long walk home! 40.5
8. Oh no we came to trivia during spring break! 40.5
9. Election in April, Election in April. What?!? Again? This stupid province! 38.5
10. My teammates are stupid morons with ugly faces and big butts and their butts smell and they like to kiss their own butts 37
11. Ruddager 33.5
12. Lets do it, lets call room service! 31.5

Friday, March 22, 2019

March 20, 2019 - Indianapolis


Location: Tappers Arcade Bar
Categories: It's Spring(field) Again, School is Cool
Episodes: Homer Defined, Homer's Enemy
Winner: Inanimate Carbon Rods
1. Inanimate Carbon Rods - 51
2. Damn Ass Hell Kings - 49
3. Nanananananana Leaders - 42
4. Team Discovery Channel - 33
5. Fat Tony's Hired Goons - 22
6. Kwik-E-Smrts - 16
7. Revenge of Maude Flanders Part III - 14
8. Santos L Halper - 11
9. Bovine University Alumni Association - 8
10. Fat Tony's Irish Mafia - 7

Thursday, March 21, 2019

March 18, 2019 - Chicago


Location: Replay Lincoln Park
Categories: Mayor Quimby, Banned Episodes
Episodes: Homer vs. the 18th Amendment, Trash of the Titans, Sideshow Bob Roberts
Winner: It was the most we ever threw up and it changed where Simpsons Trivia was allowed to take place forever

Best Team Name: "I want to co-host with you, Neil Arsenty?" Jeez, Aaron, even your dreams are square

1. It was the most we ever threw up and it changed where Simpsons Trivia was allowed to take place forever. - 46.5 pts

2. Good question, Neil and Aaron. Simpsons Trivia is not what we really do, OK? We play keyboards. - 45.5 pts
3. If there are any questions I don't like, you are going to hear about it. And if you really tick me off, I'm going to run Neil down with my car. - 38 pts
4. Simpsons trivia brings out so many emotions in this team: Joy, excitement, looking. - 37 pts
4. Oh this is the worst party ever! I don't know. Remember that Simpsons trivia at Replay Lincoln Park? They didn't even have tables. - 37 pts
6."I want to co-host with you, Neil Arsenty?" Jeez, Aaron, even your dreams are square. - 36.5 pts
7. Mr Arsenty, how do you respond to the charge that pizza related mishaps are down 80% while heavy sock beatings in Lincoln Park are up a shocking 100%. - 31.5 pts
7.We'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about whats to be done with this quiz team. - 31.5 pts
9. They'll never stop the trivia, have no fears we've got venues for years, like Aaron reserves a gazebo, maybe Neil gets a Brownstone, Does anyone own a bar? - 29 pts
10. The key to Simpsons trivia has always been Neil. The Greeks knew it, the Carthegineans knew it, and now you know it. - 28.5 pts
11. I'm cold and there are wolves after me. - 26 pts
12. The Wildcats - 21.5 pts
13. Flintstones Chewable Morphine - 16.5 pts
13. No pizza and no pitchers of beer make this team something something. - 16.5 pts
15. Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 15.5 pts
16. If we win trivia, our first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya and burn Replay to cinders. - 14.5 pts
17. The Boo-urns - 12 pts
18. Nacho Man - 6.5 pts
19. Mr. Plow - 1.5 pts

Tuesday, March 19, 2019

March 13, 2019 - St. Catharines



Location: Gord's Place - St. Catharines
Winner:  The snow has melted, we can go to trivia again!  Eh, I don't like the looks of that trivia host...
Winner Best Team Name: The Handsome Homer Simpsons +3


1. The snow has melted, we can go to trivia again!  Eh, I don't 
like the looks of that trivia host...                                                    44
2. The Spelled Their Team Name With a 6                                    38
3. The Chadwozzer                                                                        36.5
4. The Handsome Homer Simpsons +3                                                36
5. Gabbo, Gabbo, GABBO!                                                            34
6. Santas Little Helpers                                                                           18.5

Saturday, March 16, 2019

March 12th, 2019 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Cletus, Tourist Attractions
Episodes : Last Exit to Springfield, Cape Feare, Krusty Gets Cancelled
Winners : Good News, Everyone! You Don't Have To Eat Donuts. We Made Enough Gaspatcho For All!
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Tri Means Three and Via Means Via. And That Concludes Our Three Week Intensive Course.

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

Follow us @woohootriviaTO to enter our Twitter contest the day before trivia!


1. Good News, Everyone! You Don't Have To Eat Donuts. We Made Enough Gaspatcho For All! - 46.5pts
2. The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers Non-Union Mexican Equivalents - 46 pts
3. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless! - 44.5 pts
3. Silence! And Why is Matt Smith Posing as a Scorekeepr? - 44.5 pts
5. (Dignity Drawing) Formerly Known as The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers - 43 pts
6. Sex Cauldron - 42 pts
7. Chicken Necks? - 38 pts
7. The Nelsons ft. Ariaga II - 38 pts
9. A Flavourless Team We Call Rootmarm - 35 pts
10.Guff-Speaking Work Slackers - 34.5 pts
11. Bam! The Old Fork in the Eye! - 33.5 pts
11. Hip Pop - 33.5 pts
13. The Gay Robots From Star Wars - 32 pts
14. Billy and the Clonasaurus - 31.5 pts
15. I Can't Say I'll Try, But I'll Try to Try - 30 pts
16. "Hello, My Name is Mr. Burns. I Think You Have Some Trivia For Us." "Ok, Mr. Burns, What is Your Team Name?" "We Don't Know." - 28.5 pts
17. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 27.5 pts
18. "I Hear We're Going to the Cadillac Lounge, To Capture a Giant Cadillac." "I Wish We Were Going to Simpsons Trivia Lounge." "Simpsons Trivia Lounge? What Do They Have There?" "Cadillacs. But They're Not So Big." - 27 pts
18. Left-Handed Nunchuks - 27 pts
20. Works on Contingency? No, Money Down! - 26.5 pts
21. Good Grief, More Satan's Boners - 25.5 pts
21. I've Just Eaten a Whole Lamb, But I Reckon I Could Still Play Simpsons Trivia - 25.5 pts
23. Ayn Rand School For Tots - 23.5 pts
24. The Speedholes - 21 pts
24. Tri Means Three and Via Means Via. And That Concludes Our Three Week Intensive Course. - 21 pts
26. The D Flats - 20.5 pts
27. The Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Alumni - 20 pts
28. Principal Kohoutek, Him and That Little "Boy" of His - 17.5 pts
29. See You in Hell, Candy Boys! - 17 pts
29. Sir, You're Making a Scene - 17 pts
31. Go Banana! - 16.5 pts
32. The Neon Claws of Gamblor - 16 pts
32. You Said There'd Be Girls Here - 16 pts
34. SOM - 13 pts
35. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad - 12.5 pts
36. First You Get the Sugar, Then You Get the Power, Then You Get the Women - 11 pts
37. Rex Banner & The Trivia Baron - 9 pts
37. Team "It's Still Good" - 9 pts