Friday, November 22, 2019

November 18th, 2019 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Rainier Wolfcastle, Animals
Episodes: Bart's Girlfriend, Bart's Inner Child, Burns Baby Burns
Winner: We Need Some More Szechuan Sauce! Put this Mayonnaise in the Sun
Best Team Name: Bones Heal, Chicks Dig Scars, and Disney+ Has the Best Horizontal-to-Vertical Aspect Ratio in the World

1. 
We Need Some More Szechuan Sauce! Put this Mayonnaise in the Sun - 48.5 pts
2. Are You Stuck in a Dead End Job? Are You Squandering the Precious Gift of Life in Front of the Idiot Box? Are You on the Third Beer of the Evening? Maybe it's Time You Enrolled in Trivia Hosting School! - 47.5 pts
3. Yams Stuffed With Gunpowder - 46 pts
4. The Internal Revenue Service Presents Neil Arsenty's Simpsons Related Trivia Show - 44.5 pts
5. Mono-D'oh! -39 pts
6. The Well-Groomed Young Go-Getters of Hooray for Everything - 37 pts
6. 
Bones Heal, Chicks Dig Scars, and Disney+ Has the Best Horizontal-to-Vertical Aspect Ratio in the World - 37 pts
8. Bonerland - 36.5 pts

8. Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land - 36.5 pts10. Firecrackers: The Silent Killers - 29.5 pts
11. The B Sharps - 25 pts
12. Springfield Wildcats aka The Southern Dandies - 21.5 pts
13. Worker and Parasite - 18.5 pts

Monday, November 18, 2019

November 16th, 2019 - Calgary


Location : Dickens Pub
Categories : Rex Banner, Oh the Places You'll go
Episodes : The last temptation of Homer, Marge in chains, In Marge we trust
Winners : When life gets you down, always remember, you're not some millpool, you are a thrillho!
Best team name : Quick! Tell me your favorite pub, author and sexual activity. Umm the answer to all 3 is Dickens
  1. When life gets you down, always remember, you're not some milpool, you are a thrillho! 45.5
  2. The Popli Kids 45
  3. The team who had no help from their parents 44
  4. Shaya come quick! My team has quit trivia and joined a violence gang 41
  5. A night of efficient German sex 40.5
  6. Quick! Tell me your favorite pub, author and sexual activity. Umm the answer to all 3 is Dickens 37.5
  7. What is it? A Unitarian? 34
  8. Cave 76 33

Saturday, November 16, 2019

November 13th, 2019 - Toronto


Location : The Hideout
Categories : Grampa's Stories, Cooking and Food
Episodes : Radio Bart, The Boy Who Knew Too Much, Duffless
Winners : All You Need to Win Simpsons Trivia is an Inquisitive Temperment and Two Good Friends and I Have an Inquisitive Temperment
The Matt Smith Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Team Naming Excellence : Simpsons Trivia. Stop. Your Constant Questions are Becoming a Nuissance. Stop. If You Do Not Cease We Will Be Forced to Pursue Alcoholism. Stop.

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

Follow us @woohootriviaTO to enter our Twitter contest the day before trivia!


1. All You Need to Win Simpsons Trivia is an Inquisitive Temperment and Two Good Friends and I Have an Inquisitive Temperment - 47.5 pts
2. Purveyors of Senseless Violence - 46 pts
3. Hey Chris, Check It Out: "Time for Trivia". Ah, You're Just Mad 'Cause There's No Clock in Your Hat. Ah, This Baby is Wasted On an Idiot Like You. Where's Matt Smith? - 45.5 pts
4. Kentucky Bourbon... Brownest of the Brown Liquors... What's That? You Want Me to Drink You? But I'm in the Middle of Simpsons Trivia! - 43.5 pts
5. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: Marge Can You Set the Hideout to Cold? - 43 pts
5. The "Real Deal" With Matt Smith is That He's Ms. Brazeau's Assistant. He's in His Early Forties, is Unmarried, and Currently Resides in Toronto. - 43 pts
7. Chris, if the New Team is a Girl, Can We Name it Ariel? -I'm Sorry, the Team's Name Will be Kool Moe Dee Simpson. -Ariel. -Kool Moe Dee. - Ariel! -Kool Moe Dee! - 41 pts
8. The Don't-Be-Afraid-To-Use-Your-Nails-Boys Boys - 37 pts
9. Who Needs a Kwik-E-Teammate? I Dooooooo (music note emoji) - 36 pts
10. Team Sponge (Not To Be Confused With Team Bum) - 33.5 pts
11. Table 5 - 33 pts
12. My Team is Also Named Bort - 29 pts
13. Tis No Trivia Team, Tis a Remorseless Eating Machine - 28.5 pts
14. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 28 pts
15. This Team Name is a Part of Us All... A Part of Us All... A Part of Us All! - 27 pts
16. We Demand More Asbestos! - 25 pts
17. Simulcast in Español - 24.5 pts
18. Simpsons Trivia. Stop. Your Constant Questions are Becoming a Nuissance. Stop. If You Do Not Cease We Will Be Forced to Pursue Alcoholism. Stop. - 23.5 pts
19. Searing Gas Pain Land - 21 pts
20. There's Something So Unwholesome About Playing Trivia on a Wednesday - 19.5 pts
21. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel - 19 pts
22. Me Fail Trivia? That's Unpossible! - 13 pts
23. Don't Cry For Us, We've Already Lost - 6 pts












Saturday, November 2, 2019

October 21, 2019 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Maude Flanders, Monsters
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror, Treehouse of Horror II
Winner: Lori Lightfoot: Replace the Teachers With Super Intelligent Cyborgs
Best Team Name: What this team has written will be a window into their madness. [manic scribbling on edges of sheet] Bottom of sheet: ƃuıƃɐɹnoɔuǝ ssǝן sı sıɥʇ

1. Lori Lightfoot: Replace the Teachers with Super Intelligent Cyborgs - 45 pts
2. Look at Neil and Aaron Up There Plotting Our Doom. They Could Force Me to Commit Wanton Acts of Carnality! - 44 pts
3. There's No Team Called the "Spungos" - 42.5 pts
4." There's Still the Little Matter of the Whereabouts of Neil Arsenty!" "Um, I'm right here." "Oh, I See! Then Everything is Wrapped Up in a Nice Little Package!" - 38.5 pts
5. The Flaming Homers - 37.5 pts
5. What this team has written will be a window into their madness. [manic scribbling on edges of sheet] Bottom of sheet: ƃuıƃɐɹnoɔuǝ ssǝן sı sıɥʇ
7. Pizzeria Serio? The Spirited Little Scamp Who Twice Foiled My Evil Schemes and Sent Me to this Dank, Urine Soaked Hellhole? - 37 pts
8. The Team That Can Take a Six Megaton Blast. No More, No Less. - 37 pts
9. If You Should Die Before You Wake *Crazed Laughter* - 34 pts
10. That is the Dumbest Haunted Love Tester That I Ever Met. - 32 pts
11. The Anvil Regulars - 29.5 pts
12. The Children Who Obviously Had No Help From Their Parents - 28 pts
13. John Smith 1882 - 25.5 pts
14. Family Jewels - 24.5 pts
15. Hello and Welcome to Neilmen in the Morning - Good Neilman to You - 22.5 pts

16. "Sunday Comics and Monday Trivia Will Be Determined by Random Number Generator. Bart Will Get 1-3, Milhouse 4-6, and I Will Take 7-9." "What About Zero?" "Yeah, What About Zero?" - 21 pts
17. "I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All This and Andy Rooney Tonight on 60 Minutes!" - 16.5 pts

Wednesday, October 23, 2019

October 19, 2019 - Calgary


Location:  Dickens Pub
Winner:  The Popli Kids
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Well everybody, the history of Simpsons trivia has been changed again to coorrespond with Barts answers on yesterdays test. Simpsons trivia was now founded in 1942 by "some guy" and this bar isn't called Dickens anymore it's "Boner Land"

1. The Popli Kids 46
2. Adult Male Trivia Host 46
3. Book em Lou. One count of being a Simpsons trivia host and one count of accessory to being a Simpsons trivia host 45.5
4. The Ghoul bus 45
5. Well everybody, the history of Simpsons trivia has been changed again to coorrespond with Barts answers on yesterdays test. Simpsons trivia was now founded in 1942 by "some guy" and this bar isn't called Dickens anymore it's Boner Land. 40
6. The damn hell ass kings 39.5
12. Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me... but you help me remember this obscure Simpsons line and I'll get back to killing you with beer 38
7. Get bent!!! 37
8. Caramel cods 36.5
9. Ethnic mismatch comedy #207 36.5
10. Do not touch table 405. Hmm good advice 35.5
11. Trivia goers and seamen don't mix. We all know what you think 35

Sunday, October 13, 2019

October 7, 2019 - Hamilton



Location:  Levity Comedy Club, Hamilton
Winner:  The Popli Kids
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  I Will Iron Out This Sheet When You Iron Out The Inequities In Your Prize Drawing  (for reference - the answer sheets I gave out this week were all wrinkled)

1. The Popli Kids                                                                         48.5      
2. Especially After That Time Cover Story: "Levity, Canada's 
Worst Trivia Night."  "You Can See Gerry Hall In That Photo!"  44
2. I'm Seeing Double Here...4 Ryans!                                         44
4. I Will Iron Out This Sheet When You Iron Out The 
Inequities In Your Prize Drawing                                                       42
5. I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again.  Democracy 
Simply Doesn't Work.                                                                            41.5
6. All Hail President Kang!                                                          39
7. Well McGarnigal, Gerry Hall Is Dead, They Slit His Throat
From Ear To Ear                                                                          37
8. I've Learned That Trivia Is Just One Crushing Defeat After 
Another Until You Just Wish Gerry Was Dead                            35
9. The Speed Holes                                                                    33
10. The Guys With Trivia In Their Mouths And When They
Bark They Shoot Trivia At You.                                                   31
11. The Wee Turtles                                                                    30
                    

Saturday, October 12, 2019

October 9th, 2019 - Toronto


Location : The Hideout
Categories : Homer Vs Monsters, Tricks and Treats
Episodes : Treehouse of Horror I, Treehouse of Horror VII, Treehouse of Horror X
Winners : There's No Mystery About Sex Cauldron, Why They Simply Disappeared!
The Matt Smith Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Team Naming Excellence : I've Sold Insurance to Saskatoon, Regina, and Moose Jaw and by Gum It Put Them on the Map

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

Follow us @woohootriviaTO to enter our Twitter contest the day before trivia!


1. There's No Mystery About Sex Cauldron, Why They Simply Disappeared! - 49 pts
2. Our Trivia Team Has a First Name, It's F-R-I-T-Z. Our Trivia Team Has a Second Name, It's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N. - 48 pts
3. The Withstandinators (The Team That Can Take a 6 Mega Tonne Blast, No More, No Less) - 46 pts
4. Ayn Rand School for Tots - 45.5 pts
4. The Horrors of an Unfresh Bowl - 45.5 pts
6 What Are Your Reasons For Playing Simpsons Trivia? (Don't Say Revenge, Don't Say Revenge) Uh Revenge - 45 pts
7. Sex Cauldron - 44.5 pts
8. You Only Move Twice - 44 pts
9. The First Non-Brazilians to Travel Backwards Through Time - 43 pts
9. We're the Stupid Morons with Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell and We Like to Kiss Our Own Butts - 43 pts
11. Eastern Europe's Favorite Cat and Mouse Team - 41.5 pts
11. Queens of the Harpies - 41.5 pts
13. I've Sold Insurance to Saskatoon, Regina, and Moose Jaw and by Gum It Put Them on the Map - 40 pts
14. Is This About My Cube? - 39.5 pts
14. Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? - 39.5 pts
16. The Froghurt is Also Cursed - 38 pts
17. Our Team is Not Communist. We May Be Liars, Pigs, Idiots, Communists, But We Are NOT Porn Stars - 37 pts
17. We Both Know This Team Has No Future... Prove Me Wrong, Kids. Prove Me Wrong. - 37 pts
19. My Team's Breath Smells Like Cat Food - 36.5 pts
19. The Joy of Cooking Milhouse - 36.5 pts
21. Lovematic Grampas - 36 pts
22. This Has Trivia In It. Trivis is a Fruit. - 35 pts
23. My Team is Also Named Bort - 34.5 pts
24. The Other Teams are Trying to Kill Us and the Toaster's Been Laughing at Us - 33.5 pts
24. You Mean You Can Win Trivia Without the Old Fork in the Eye? - 33.5 pts
26. There Are Two Kinds of People at The Hideout: Those Who Are Bad at Simpsons Trivia and Those Who Are Good at Simpsons Trivia. As Someone Who's Bad at Simpsons Trivia, It's My Duty to Give People Who Are Good at Simpsons Trivia a Hard Time! - 32.5 pts
27. Tempura Hatchbacks - 32 pts
28. Max Power - 30 pts
29. In Your Face, Space Coyote! - 26.5 pts
30. Flim Springfield - 26 pts
31. Dr. Nick Triviera - 25 pts
31. I Need the Hardest Trivia You Have. No, That's Too Hard. - 25 pts
33. Gladstone is Cut. Garrison, You're Gone. Cadillac, I Like Your Hustle. That's Why It Was So Hard to Cut You. - 21.5 pts
34. The Dank, The Dank! - 20 pts

Tuesday, October 1, 2019

September 30th, 2019 - Detroit





Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Categories: Springfield Elementary Faculty, Siblings
Episodes: Secrets of a Successful Marriage, Selma's Choice, In Marge We Trust
Winner: Radiation Dude

1. Radiation Dude - 42.50
2. Pin Pals (Girl's Weekend) - 35.00
3. I Was Saying Boo-urns - 27.00
4. Poochie Rulez! - 19.50

Saturday, September 21, 2019

September 16th, 2019 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Moe Szyslak, Music
Episodes: Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy, Marge Gets a Job, Homer the Vigilante
Winner: Pizzeria Sex Cauldron? I Thought They Closed That Place Down!
Best Team Name: Hey, Aaron! Guess Who's Hosting Trivia With You! Mr. Kookalamanza and-a Some Real Ugly Kid

1. Pizzeria Sex Cauldron? I Thought They Closed That Place Down!, 48.5 pts
2. "Here We Are, Kids: Pizzeria Serio." "Well, That's Great, Neil and Aaron, Except You Were Supposed to Drive Us to Replay." "D'oh!", 47 pts
3. The Story of Our National Trivia Began in 2012. But Perhaps We Should Let Neil Arsenty Tell The Tale." "Yeah, I Remember…" (incoherent mumbling), 44.5 pts
4. Hey, Aaron! Guess Who's Hosting Trivia With You! Mr. Kookalamanza and-a Some Real Ugly Kid, 44 pts
5. Hugh Jass's Gigantic Asses, 42.5 pts 
6. Let's See What's In The Newspaper Today. Hmm… Canada Stalls on Trade Pact, 42 pts
7. Hi, We're This Trivia Team, You Might Remember Us From Such Telethons as "Out with Gout '88" and "Let's Save Neil Arsenty's House", 39.5 pts
8. "Guys! Neil's Dead!" "That's Right, Dead Serious About Going to Pizzeria Serio!", 38.5 pts
8. Look, Replay Simpsons Trivia! It's Regular Simpsons Trivia!, 38.5 pts
10. Worker & Parasite, 38 pts
11. Why Would They Come to Trivia Night Just to Boo Us?, 36.5 pts
12. "You're Serving Us Pizza?" "Not Quite. This is Pizzeria Serio Brand Imitation Pizza. 9 Out of 10 Blind Drunk Simpsons Trivia Participants Can't Tell The Difference.", 35.5 pts
13. There's Something Bothering Me About this Place. This Pizza Restaurant Doesn't Have a Fire Exit! Enjoy Your Death Trap Ladies!, 30 pts
14. It's Just the Same Trivia Team with a Stupid Cheap Hat. They Still Embody All The Awful Stereotypes They Did Before, 26.5 pts
15. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers, 23.5 pts
16. My Team Is Also Named Bort, 22.5 pts
17. Brain & Nerve Tonic Anonymous, 21.5 pts
18. 1) Where's the Fife? 2) Gimme the Fife, 18.5 pts
19. Patty and Selma, 17.5 pts
20. Thrillhouse, 11 pts

Sunday, September 15, 2019

September 14th, 2019 - Calgary


Location : Dickens Pub
Categories : Bleeding gums Murphy, What’s that you say
Episodes : Bart on the Road, Hurricane Neddy, Lisa on Ice
Winners : Some nights we don’t let the parade of names move at all... we call those trivia nights.
  1. Some nights we don’t let the parade of names move at all... we call those trivia nights. 47.5
  2. Fiddle deedee that’ll require a test as shot. 47.5
  3. Vaclav, Zutroy, Eugene & Rusty. 44.5
  4. The Popli Kids 42.5
  5. All the muck that’s fit to rake. 41.5
  6. Team discovery channel. 41
  7. Rowdy Roddy Peepers. 40.5
  8. Wildcats. 36.5
  9. The kind of dog you have to feed every day. 29




Saturday, September 14, 2019

September 11th, 2019 - Toronto


Location : The Hideout
Categories : Edna Krabappel, Plays(and Theatre) Honest to God, Plays!
Episodes : Homer Goes to College, A Star Is Burns, The City of New York Vs Homer Simpson
Winners : Hello, *I Am* Chris Brazeau, I Have Hosted Trivia at Three Different Venues In My Career and I Have Had Three Heart Attacks, That's How Much I Care (Tie Breaker Winner)
The Matt Smith Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Team Naming Excellence : Trivia... Simpsons Trivia (Sing It Like You Mean It!) What Kind of Kids Like Simpsons Trivia? Fat Kids, Skinny Kids, Kids Who Climb on Rocks. Smith Kids, Brazeau Kids, Even Kids With Chicken Pox Love Trivia, Simpsons Trivia. The Trivia We Love to Plaaaaaaaaaay!

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

Follow us @woohootriviaTO to enter our Twitter contest the day before trivia!


1. Hello, *I Am* Chris Brazeau, I Have Hosted Trivia at Three Different Venues In My Career and I Have Had Three Heart Attacks, That's How Much I Care - 42.5 pts
1. See You In Hell, Trivia Boys! - 42.5 pts
3. Knock That Off You Two. It's Time For Trivia. We're Not Going To Trivia Today. What?! You Give Me One Good Reason! It's Saturday! - 41.5 pts
4. A Team That Was Declared Tasteless and Purile By a Panel of Hillbillies - 40.5 pts
5. Simpsons Trivia Goers Don't Need Companionship! They Need To Be Isolated and Studied So IT Can Be Determined What Nutrients They Have That May Be Extracted For Our Personal Use - 37.5 pts
6. Oh My God! Kids Drinking Beer Without a Permit! - 36 pts
7. Listen, Question Lady? This Isn't Our Real Job, We Play Keyboards. - 33.5 pts
8. Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service - 28 pts
9. This Has Trivia In It, Trivia is a Fruit. - 27 pts
10. Apu Friend Me Good - 26.5 pts
11. My Team is Also Named Bort - 25.5 pts
12. The Legitimate Businessman's Club - 24.5 pts
13. Specious Reasoning - 24 pts
14. Iron Helps Us Play! - 23.5 pts
15. Trivia... Simpsons Trivia (Sing It Like You Mean It!) What Kind of Kids Like Simpsons Trivia? Fat Kids, Skinny Kids, Kids Who Climb on Rocks. Smith Kids, Brazeau Kids, Even Kids With Chicken Pox Love Trivia, Simpsons Trivia. The Trivia We Love to Plaaaaaaaaaay! - 22.5 pts
16. Tiffany, Heather. Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Britney, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-Bert and Phil (featuring Carpal Tunnel Syndrome) - 20.5 pts
17. Wait! This Isn't Flintstones Trivia?! - 18 pts

Monday, September 9, 2019

August 26th, 2019 - Detroit

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Location: Tipsy McStagger's 
Categories: Martin, One Time Characters
Episodes: Bart Carney, Bart Sells His Soul, Whacking Day
Winner: Flintstones Chewable Morphine

1. Flintstones Chewable Morphine - 39.50
2. Pi is Exactly 3 - 36.50
3. Gudger College Alumni - 35.00
4.Former President James Taylor - 33.67
5. Pin Pals in Paradise - 32.50
6. Prune Tracy - 26.00

Sunday, August 25, 2019

August 17th, 2019 - Calgary


Location: Dickens Pub
Categories: McBain, Guess Who
Winner: So this place Dickens... is this some sort of establishment? Don't say you were at a bar - but what else is open? It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

1. So this place Dickens... is this some sort of establishment? Don't say you were at a bar - but what else is open? It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. 47
2. I used to be good at Simpsons trivia, then they changed what trivia was. Now what I am good at isn't trivia and what trivia is weird and scary to me. And it'll happen to you! 45
3. I am just saying that when we die there'll be a planet for the Adams and a planet for the Shayas and we'll all be a lot happier 45
4. We are table 205. I am ham because I enjoy ham radio. This is cosine, report card, database and Alex. your nickname will be cosmos! 44
5. Family, Religion, Friendship. These are the 3 demons you must slay if you wish to succeed at Simpsons trivia. 40
6. The Bovine University Graduates 36
7. They used to call me kid gorgeous. Later on it was kid presentable. Then kid gruesome and finally kid trivia. 32

August 21st, 2019 - Indianapolis

Location: Tappers Arcade Bar
Categories: Football, Back to School
Episodes: Krusty Gets Cancelled, Homie the Clown
Winner: Professor Gas Can and Ike Eisenhower Experience
1. Professor Gas Can and Ike Eisenhower Experience - 48
2. Team Discovery Channel - 43
3. Flintstones Chewable Morphine - 38
4. Honor Rollers - 33
5. Two Bad Neighbors - 32
6. Billy & The Cloneasaurus - 19
7. Bovine University Alumni Association - 10

Saturday, August 24, 2019

August 19th, 2019 - Chicago


Location: Replay Lincoln Park
Categories: Sherri... but not Terri. (JK), U.S. States
Episodes: Saturdays of Thunder, Bart on the Road, Bart Gets an F
Winner: Good Night, Sweet Martin Prince
Best Team Name: Yo, Goober, Where's the Chairs? 

1. Good Night, Sweet Martin Prince - 49 pts

2. The Cool Wet Sacks - 48.5 pts

3. Professor Braniac and the Dropped Notes - 43.5 pts
4. Nuclear Panner Plants - 42.5 pts
5. Easy There, Young Aaron. You'll Only Make Yourself Tired and Stringy. Now to Check on the Free Range Trivia Teams - 41.5 pts
6. Oh, Trivia Hosts, I'd Kiss You If You Weren't Swimming with Disease - 41 pts
7. Loafers Former Gophers - 40.5 pts
8. The Wondrous Wizards of Latin, Dervishes of Declension and Conjurors of Conjugation - 40 pts
9. The Springfield Two - 37 pts
9. The Team That Will Be Back... Prob--Probably - 37 pts
11. Yo, Goober, Where's the Chairs? - 36.5 pts
12. Team Discovery Channel - 35.5 pts
13. Ah, Our Plan Has Come to Fruition! Soon We'll Be the Queens of Summertime - 34.5 pts
14. Super Friends - 32 pts
15. Can You Imagine a World Without Lawyers? - 27.5 pts
16. This Lesbian Bar Doesn't Have a Fire Exit - 26.5 pts
17. What a Crappy Candle - 26 pts
18. Steamed Hams Vaporware - 22.5 pts
19. Simpsonian - 21.5 pts
20. Thrillhouse - 19 pts
21. HoJu - 18.5 pts
21. Ayatollah Asaholas - 18.5 pts
23. The Bleeding Gumbels Murphy - 14 pts
24. The Last Bort License Plate - 9.5 pts

Friday, August 16, 2019

August 15th, 2019 - Toronto 9th Year Anniversary Show + Diorama-Rama!


Location : The Garrison
Categories : Barney, Religion
Episodes : Bart Carny, 22 Short Films About Springfield, Marge Vs The Monorail
Winners : The Garrison Has This Really Weird Smell That You're Probably Used To... But I'm Not
The Matt Smith Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Team Naming Excellence : Attention Everyone. The Trivia Has Been Spiked! Don't Worry, Your Parents Have Been Called and Will Be By to Pick You Up Shortly.

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

Follow us @woohootriviaTO to enter our Twitter contest the day before trivia!


Check out our Toronto Facebook Group or Twitter for the Diorama-Rama photos! The top 3 will be on display at the Silver Snail until the next trivia!


1. The Garrison Has This Really Weird Smell That You're Probably Used To... But I'm Not - 43.5 pts
2. DRAWING OF DIGNITY - 42.5 pts
3. Well, Chris, We Made It... Despite Your Directions - 38.5 pts
4. Our Team Gets 30-50 Rods to the Feral Hogshead and That's the Way We Likes It - 37.5 pts
4. The Team That Gotta Wear What Dairy Queen Give Them - 37.5 pts
6. Goodtime Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great Frisco Freakout - 36 pts
7. Attention Everyone. The Trivia Has Been Spiked! Don't Worry, Your Parents Have Been Called and Will Be By to Pick You Up Shortly. - 33.5 pts
8. This Isn't Faux Dive, This is Just a Dive. You're a Long Way From the Cadillac Lounge, Yuppie Boy. - 32.5 pts
9. Joey Jo-Jo Jr. Shabadoo - 32 pts
10. Homercles Cares Not For Team - 35.5 pts
11. Endut! Hoch Hech! - 30 pts
11. My Team is Also Named Bort - 30 pts
13. Lovematic Grandpas - 29 pts
14. Cadillac Lounge? The Spirited Little Scamp Who Twice Foiled Our Evil Schemes and Sent Us to This Dank Urine-Soaked Hell-Hole? - 28 pts
15. In Your Face, Space Coyote! - 27.5 pts
15. Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Jordan, Taylor, Britney, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Lauren, Q-Bert, Phil - 27.5 pts
15. Yes, I Married a Carrot - 27.5 pts
18. Kwik E Mart Gougers (Cadillac, I Thought They Shut That Place Down) - 26 pts
19. News on Parade Corporation Presents: News On Parade... Corporatiom... News - 25.5 pts
20. Moonpies - 22.5 pts
21. Jeremy's Iron Helps Us Play! - 21.5 pts
22. Starland Vocal Band - 14 pts
23. Flancrest Enterprises - 12 pts
24. Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 10 pts