May 18, 2026 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Rainier Wolfcastle, Animals
Episodes: Homer Loves Flanders, Three Men and a Comic Book
Winner: The Rumpy Dopplegangers

1. The Sickos at Modern Bride Magazine, 47.5 pts

2. Everyone is Talking about Frinkiac "Vibes Code" This and "Upscaling" That! But No One is Saying "DVD" This and "Special Features" That!, 45 pts

3. This Team Has a Puffy Tail, 43 pts

4. Let's Have an Awed Hush Please For This Team's Score, 41.5 pts

5. Wait, Marge, I'm Confused, Is This A Good Team Name or a Bad Team Name? It's a Team Name, That's Enough, 41 pts

5. Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three, 41 pts

7. Trivia Supermen Are Our Superiors, 40.5 pts

8. The Innocent Words of a Drunken Child, 39.5 pts

9. Team Hams, 39 pts

10. I Don't Know Who's President But the Gas Costs $6.49 and 8/10ths. Donny's Dipshit Ass!, 38.5 pts

10. I Bent My Wookie!, 38.5 pts

12. Jeremy's Iron, 37.5 pts

12. If This Team Withholds the Truth May We Go Straight to Woo Hoo Simpsons Trivia, Where We Will Eat Naught But Burning Hot Pizza and Drink Naught But Burning Hot Cola, 37.5 pts

12. If Any Of You Have Experienced Numbness or Comas, Send Proof of Cruise Ticket and Five Dollars to "Antidote, PO Box 14...", 37.5 pts

15. Sandra, That Was Mean, 36 pts

16. Stern Lecture Plumbing, 32.5 pts

17. Bort to the Future, 32 pts

17. You Stop the War in Iran and I'll Stop Eating Your Lipstick, 32 pts

19. Taxes? I Thought This Was the Line for Metallica!, 31.5 pts

19. Neil? Why He Has Neither the Cranial Capacity Nor the Opposable Digits to Operate a Simpsons Trivia, 31.5 pts

21. Lousy Beatniks, 30.5 pts

22. Hey, Can I Throw Up in Your Bathroom? I'll Play Trivia!, 28.5 pts

23. Professor McGonagall's of Riddick, 26.5 pts

24.  So You Ruined Your Trivia Score, 26 pts

25. Attention Marge Simpson, We've Also Arrested Your Older, Balder, Fatter Trivia Team, 24.5 pts

26. Eye on Springfield, 8 pts

26. Can Someone Please Think of the Children?, 8 pts