Tuesday, July 21, 2015

July 20, 2015 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Lisa Simpson, Animals
Episodes: Bart of Darkness, Summer of 4’2”, Itchy and Scratchy Land
Winners: Let Us Have One of Those Porno Magazines, Large Box of Condoms, a Bottle of Old Harper, a Couple of Those Panty Shields (and Some Illegal Fireworks) and One of Those Disposable Enemas. Ah, Make It Two.

1. Let Us Have One of Those Porno Magazines, Large Box of Condoms, a Bottle of Old Harper, a Couple of Those Panty Shields (and Some Illegal Fireworks) and One of Those Disposable Enemas. Ah, Make It Two. 47.5 pts (won tie-breaker)
1. Can't We Have One Trivia Night That Doesn't End with Us Digging Up a Corpse?, 47.5 pts 
3. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, 45 pts
4. This Old Gray Team, She Ain't She Used to Be, Ain't What She Used to Be, Ain't What She Used to Be…, 42.5 pts
5. Team Lizard Queen, 41.5 pts
6. Don't Look Up My Dress Unless You Mean It, 41 pts
7. The Crappy Little Elves, 40.5 pts
8. There Goes the Last Lingering Thread of My Team's Heterosexuality, 39.5 pts
8. You're Banned From Pizzeria Serio! You, and Your Children, and Your Children's Children... For Three Months, 39.5 pts
10. Good Guy at Sports, 39 pts
10. Neeeeeeil, Let's Have Sex, 39 pts
10. Pruuuuune Tracy!, 39 pts
13. Doing Thirteen While She's Elevening Your Five, 38.5 pts
13. Look! That Team's Got Bosoms! Who's Got a Wet Towel? Get Over Here, Butterball!, 38.5 pts
13. The Spungos, 38.5 pts
13. These Other Teams Chose a Life of Celibacy. Our Team Simply Had Celibacy Thrust Upon It, 38.5 pts
17. Trivia Sucks! Let's Play Hungry Hungry Hippos, 38 pts
18. Remember When I Got Caught Stealing All Those Answers from Neil? Well, That's Nothing Because YOU Have a Gambling Problem, 37.5 pts
18. The Absence of Mark Rodkin... Oh Wait, There He Is, 37.5 pts
20. Satan's Boners, 36.5 pts
21. I Think That Team's Name is Mother Shabubu Now, 35.5 pts
21. Tramapoline! Trambapoline!, 35.5 pts
21. We Are So Smrt, S-M-R-T, 35.5 pts
24. The Association of Old Folks Who Want to Bring the Matlock Expressway to Chicago, 34.5 pts
24. The Starfish Poachers, 34.5 pts
26. Matlock Expressway, 34 pts
27. So Long, Stinktown!, 33 pts
28. WO__D_ F_IR, 32 pts
29. How to Cook Forty Trivia Teams, 31 pts
30. Oh No, the Corn! Neil Arsenty is Going to Have Our Legs Broke, 30.5 pts
31. Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great Bucktown Freakout, 28 pts
31. Number 8 (burp), Number 8 (burp), 28 pts
33. Principal Kahoutek and That Little Boy of His, 26 pts
34. Pray for Mojo, 23.5 pts
35. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 22 pts
36. Purple Monkey Dishwashers, 19 pts
37. SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED, 9 pts

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