Saturday, June 13, 2015

June 9, 2015 - Toronto


Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Marge on the Lam, Homer the Vigilante, Black Widower
Categories: Rev. Lovejoy, Awards and Award Shows
Winners: Sex Cauldron


1. Sex Cauldron   46 pts
2. This Team Has Reached the Limits of What Rectal Probing Can Teach Us  44.5 pts
3. Bruce and Lance and Julian   43.5 pts
4. Think of Our Team When You're Having the Best Sex of Your Life    43 pts
5. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless    42 pts
6. Chris, We've Got the Exact Same Team Names, Only in Our Bathroom. Didn't You Just Die When You Found Them?    41.5 pts
7. Homer, I'm Sure That Trivia Team is Very Nice, But They're Clearly Nerds    41 pts
7. The Indignation Coordinators feat. Mr. Thompson (stomp)    41 pts
9. Dampen Us For Dinosaur Terror!    38.5 pts
10. Harry Shearer, We Hardly Knew Ye    36 pts
11. Here at Globex, We Don't Believe in Team Names. In Fact, I Didn't Even Give You My Coat    35.5 pts
12. The Movementarians    35 pts
13. (Jub Jub Noise) BLEEEEEGH! BLEEEEEGH!    34.5 pts
14. The Phony Popes    34 pts
15. Hello, That Sounds Like a Pig Fainting    32.5 pts
16. It Took Their Team 40 Minutes to Locate Canada on a Map    32 pts
17. The Fishbulbs    31.5 pts
18. Come Back, Zinc! Come Back!    31 pts
18. The Team vs. Sexual Inadequacy    31 pts
18. You There, The Team Eating the Paste    31 pts
21. There's a Team Name Behind That Rock    30 pts
22. Microwave Cookery… No Wait… Coping With Senility    29.5 pts
22. Tongue Sandwich    29.5 pts
22. Trab Pu Kcip    29.5  pts
22. Born To Runner Up    29.5 pts
26. We're Here! We're Queer! We Don't Want Anymore Bears!    29 pts
27. Pro: Nice Stride. Con: Complete Stranger.    28 pts
28. THRILLHO    27.5 pts
29. MENDOZA!!!!!!!!!    27 pts
30. What, What, What, What, What, What?? This Better Be About Pizza!    26 pts
30. Nuts & Gum, Together At Last    26 pts
32. The Superfluous Third Nipples    25.5 pts
33. Don't Touch Willies    24 pts
34. We Shouldn't Have Stopped For That Haircut    23.5 pts
35. Professor VJ Cornucopias Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery    23 pts
35. Springfield Isotopes    23 pts
37. Melhouse Van Haaften (Thrillho)    20.5 pts
38. Dancing Away My Hunger Pains. Moving My Feet So My Stomach Doesn't Hurt. I'm Kinda Like Jesus, But Not in a Sacriligous Way    20 pts
38. No Mother, It's Just the Aurora Borealis    20 pts
40. Cocobongo    19 pts
41. Ralph 4 President    18.5 pts
42. Remember, Team, We Parked in the Itchy Lot    17.5 pts
43. Ogling the Ladies in the Sears Catalogue    16.5 pts
44. Chicken Necks?    16 pts
44. The Half-Assed Approach to a Trivia Team Name    16 pts
46. Everything's Coming Up Milhouse    15.5 pts
46. 64 Slices of American Cheese    15.5 pts
48. Knife Goes in, Guts Come Out    14 pts
49. I Am Not a Crackpot    13.5 pts
50. I Want You to Play With My Ding-A-Ling    12.5 pts
51. Ugh, We'll Take A Crab Juice    10.5 pts
52. ESSSSSS-EEEEEEEE-AYYYYYYY-NNNNNN    4 pts

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