Tuesday, January 22, 2019

January 21st, 2019- Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio (one last time!)
Categories: Barney Gumble, Goodybe
Episodes: Selma's Choice, Marge on the Lam, Bart Gets an Elephant
Winner: Hey Aaron, Remember When Warren Had You In That Headlock And You Screamed "I'm A Hemophiliac!" And When He Let You Go, You Kicked Him In The Back? Will You Teach Us How To Do That?
Best Team Name: Muchas Gracias, Aaron And Warren, Por Todas Las Memorias... Y Super Gracias A Goya! [with corresponding can of Goya beans]

1. Hey Aaron, Remember When Warren Had You In That Headlock And You Screamed "I'm A Hemophiliac!" And When He Let You Go, You Kicked Him In The Back? Will You Teach Us How To Do That? - 48 pts
2. Holy Smokes! This Team Needs Booze! - 46.5 pts
3. A Trivia Night That Doesn't Know The Meaning Of The Word "Cancelled" - 46 pts
4. Muchas Gracias, Aaron And Warren, Por Todas Las Memorias... Y Super Gracias A Goya! - 45 pts
5. The Pimps And The Chuds - 43.5 pts
6. Damn Weiner Kids - 42.5 pts

7. Greasy Thugs - 41.5 pts
8. One Day, You're The Most Important Trivia Hosts That Ever Lived. The Next Day, You're Just Some Schmoes Working In A Box Factory - 40 pts
9. I Predict Our New Aaron and Warren-less Trivia Will Be Even Better Than Our Previous Brand. People Like Trivia For Its Robust Pizza And Beer, Not For Trivia Host Content... Well That's The End Of Simpsons Trivia - 39.5 pts
10. It's Time For The Local Game That Was Called Distasteful And Purile By A Panel Of Hillbillies - 38.5 pts
10. Have You Considered Any Of The Other Simpsons Trivias? They're All Pretty Much The Same - 38.5 pts
10. Gee Aaron. You Sure Do Suck Tonight. Yeah, Suck Like A Fantastic Mr. Fox! - 38.5 pts
13. Stupid Sexy Mr. Black - 38 pts
13. Kill... Wealthy... Dowager - 38 pts
15.Aaron's Calling You Fatty-Fatty-Fat-Fat And Warren's Planning To Pull Down Your Pants. But No One's Trying To Kill You - 37.5 pts
16. Now I'm Here To Tell You About The Only Real Path To Simpsons Trivia Success. That's Right, It's The Aaron And Warren Something Or Other - 35 pts
17. The Team That's Burned on The Outside But Frozen On The Inside So It Evens Out - 34.5 pts
17. Keep Hosting Trivia Or I'll Pound Your Withered Old Face In. (Shakes Fist Menacingly) - 34.5 pts
19. Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Food Magorium And Great American Steakery - 34 pts
20. So The People Of WooHoo Classic Simpsons Trivia Learned To Function As A Society. Eventually They Were Rescued From Pizzeria Serio By... Oh Let's Say Neil - 32.5 pts
20. We're The Moe Syszlak Experience, Featuring Tyler - 32.5 pts
22. Listen, Mr. Big Shot, If You're Looking For The Kind Of Team That Takes Abuse And Never Sticks Up For Themselves, We're Your Team! - 31.5 pts
23. Stacycon '94 - 31 pts
24. Oh, You Want The Mr. Plow Who Plows Snow. This Is Tony Plow, Who Wins Best Team Name - 27.5 pts
25. But Marge! The Trivia Guys Are Expecting Me. Aaron And Warren And That Guy Who Calls Me Neil. - 26 pts
26. A Bee Bit My Bottom. Now My Bottom's Big. - 24 pts
27. Capital City Goofballs - 22.5 pts
28. Teammed Hams - 21.5 pts
29. My Team Is Also Named Bort - 20.5 pts
30. The Team That Ate Everybody - 18 pts
31. Mojo The Helper Monkeys - 4 pts

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