Tuesday, November 21, 2017

November 18th, 2017 - Calgary



Location : Dickens Pub
Categories : Captain McAllister, Simpsons before & after
Episodes : Itchy & Scratcy: The Movie, Marge gets a Job, New Kid on the Block
Winners : I can't believe that Dickens can have this many people attend a simple trivia night... sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset.... cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, yes we have no bananas yeah our favorite bar is getting quite popular, no didn't you hear? They have no bananas... they have no bananas today...

1.  I can't believe that Dickens can have this many people attend a simple trivia night... sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset.... cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, yes we have no bananas yeah our favorite bar is getting quite popular, no didn't you hear? They have no bananas... they have no bananas today... 46.5 
2. Oh we have lots of names for our trivia host. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth. We'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if already there to some other out of the way place. Oh we have our reasons. They're depressing, their ragged cloths, they're crazy, they smell bad. SO every month on the conscience saving trivia night we toss these people a sheet. An answer sheet. And that's supposed to make it all better? 45
3. Dear Mr. Duhatschek, while we were rescuing this trivia team a lumbar yard burned down. 41.5
4. Get confident, Stupid! 40.5
5. Oh we have lots of names for these people. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scum of the earth, trivia teams! 40.5
6. We tried our best and we failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. 37.5
7. Quornem Salaria Uzo Mahok! 35
8. Who here knows how table 301 could have won? Without resorting to violence. Or childish name-calling. 34.5
9. Adam is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist but he's not a porn star! 34 10. Give us 1st prize or we'll pound your withered old faces. 33.5 11. Goodnight Springton, there will be no encores. 33 12. Yes, I forgot to put the fog lights in 32.5 13. Some pretty big wheels down at the cracker factory. 32 14. Ah, there's nothing more exciting than Simpsons trivia. You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down answers, paying attention. Simpsons trivia has it all. 31 15. This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. 29
16. We are the stupid ugly morons with ugly faces and big butts and our butts smell and we like to kiss our own butts. 23.5 17. Stampy's not a Trophy. 23.5 18. Miguel Sanchez. 21.5

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