Tuesday, March 17, 2015

March 16, 2015 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Principal Skinner, Sports
Episodes: Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment, Marge Vs the Monorail, The Springfield Files
Winners: This Team Isn't Interested in Buying Your House, But I Would Like to Use Your Restroom, Flip Through Your Magazines, Rearrange Your Carefully Shelved Items, and Handle Your Food Products in An Unsanitary Manner. Ha! Now You Know How It Feels!

1. This Team Isn't Interested in Buying Your House, But I Would Like to Use Your Restroom, Flip Through Your Magazines, Rearrange Your Carefully Shelved Items, and Handle Your Food Products in An Unsanitary Manner. Ha! Now You Know How It Feels!, 47.5 pts
2. The Bestest Team in The Whole Wide World, 47 pts
3. Table 5, 45.5 pts
4. This Team Does Not Bring You Peace and Love. We Bring You Fear, Famine, Pestilence and… Time For a Booster!, 44.5 pts
5. Don't You Hate Pants?, 43 pts
5. Fireworks Factory E.T.A., 43 pts
7. Do You Think The Ghost of Neil Arsenty Haunts the Pizzeria Where His Bullet Riddled Body Was Found?, 42 pts
7. Let's See, We'll Have Your Taxburgers, or IRS-which, 3 Dependent Sized Sodas, and One FICA-chino, 42 pts
9. I Said Step-Pause-Turn-Pause-Pivot-Step-Step, Not Step-Pause-Turn-Pause-Pivot-Step-Pause! Oh, Shudder!, 41.5 pts
9. Bathtub Mint Julip, 41.5 pts
11. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret, 41 pts
11. The Team Whose Lack of Business Sense and Managerial Impotence Sent It into a 6th Place Tie With Tabletime and Allied Biscuit, 41 pts
13. We're One of Your Teams You Don't See Very Often, Uh Bart-Bart, 40.5 pts
14. Look At These Guys, They Don't Need a Big Team or Even Correct Answers, 40 pts
15. The Drunken Irish Novelists of Springfield, 38.5 pts
16. I Didn't Know a Trivia Team, Jay Leno and a Monkey Were Bathing a Clown, 38 pts
17. Non-Giving-Up School Guy, 36.5 pts
18. The Rowdy Members of Chug-a-lug House, 36 pts
18. WO__D_ F_IR, 36 pts
20. Nachos, Flanders Style!, 35 pts
21. The Ones at the Bottom, 34.5 pts
22. We're Here, We're Queer, We Don't Want Anymore Bears, 34 pts
22. Can't Someone Else Think of a Team Name?, 34 pts
24. Our Team's Name is Agnes and You Know it's Agnes. It Means Lamb! Lamb of God!, 33.5 pts
25. But, Blanche, You Gotta Help Me Out Here, Please! They're Gonna Take My Thumbs!, 33 pts
26. Die, Simpsons Trivia, Die, 32.5 pts
26. This Lesbian Bar Doesn't Have a Fire Exit, 32.5 pts
28. The Team That Will Never Ruin Their Fun By Giving In to Their Throbbing Biological Urges, 31.5 pts
29. I Think It Was Called "The Team That Couldn't Slow Down." It's Like "Speed 2" Except with a Team Instead of a Boat, 31 pts
30. Flanders' Stupid Left-Handed Shop, 30.5 pts
31. The Inanimate Carbon Rods, 27.5 pts
32. The Handsome Petes, 27 pts
32. Look, Question Guy, This Job is Not What We Really Do. We Play Keyboards, 27 pts
34. Pin Pals, 26.5 pts
35. This Team Checked, It's Not Horshack, 25.5 pts
36. Our Team Will Be Okay As Long as We Can Remember Our Army Training, 23.5 pts
36. Do Not Write Anything Below This Line... OK, 23.5 pts
38. Priceless, Like a Mother's Love, or the Good Kind of Priceless, 23 pts
39. We Peed on the Seat, Give Us First Place, 22 pts
40. The Rory Calhouns, 21.5 pts
41. Can I Borrow a Feeling?, 21 pts
42. Sideshow Bob's Cavalcade of Whimsy, 15 pts
43. B Sharps, 10 pts
44. My Eyes! The Goggles Do Nothing!, 7 pts
45. The Non-Threatening Boys, 5 pts

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