May 13th, 2020 - Toronto

Location : Your Living Room
Categories : Luann Van Houten, Mystery Round(Royal Titles)
Episodes : None :(
Winners : Lockdown For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others?
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : A Team That Was Declared Distasteful And Puerile By A Panel Of Hillbillies

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This evening's trivia has bonus points! Scores are out of a total of 51 points

1. Lockdown For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others? - 50 pts

2. Oh No! My Pudding Is Quarantined Forever! - 49.5 pts

2. We Won Last Time! That's Good! Now We Have to Think of a New Name. That's Bad. We Used a Timely Name Last Time! That's Good! But the Pandemic is Still Happening! That's Bad. But we Have Some New Players This Time! That's Good. But They Also Want to Keep the Same Name - 49.5 pts

4. A Team That Was Declared Distasteful And Puerile By A Panel Of Hillbillies - 48.5 pts

5. Suck-Up the Vacuum - 46 pts

5. That Was Our Only Ball. There Will Be No Team This Year - 46 pts

5. The Nelsons ft. Alcoholics, the Unemployable, Angry Loners - 46 pts

8. The FBI Light Opera Society - 45 pts

9. Sex Cauldron - 44.5 pts

9. The All-Ighty Ollar?! - 44.5 pts

11, My Eyes! The PPE Does Nothing! - 41 pts

12. Lardos On Workmen's Comp - 39.5 pts

13. The Christ Punchers - 39 pts

13. The Yard Work Simulators - 39 pts

15. We're Going to Get Worse Before We Get Better - 37 pts

16. Queens of the Harpies - 36 pts

17. Quarantine: The Cause of, and Solution To, All of Life's Problem - 34 pts

18. I Didn't Do the Bartman - 33.5 pts

19. I Bent My COVID - 32.5 pts

20. Under the Supervision of the Reverse Vampires - 32 pts

21. The Rumpy Doppelgangers - 30 pts

22. Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Kaitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Qbert, and Phil. - 29.5 pts

23. Born to Runner Up - 28.5 pts

23. The Shovel Racket - 28.5 pts

25. "Thinking of Saying Goodbye to Gas?" Matt Smith: "You Betcha! (Burps)" Chris Brazeau: "Matt! (Farts) Well, That Shut Me Up." - 25.5 pts

26. The Devils Cabana Boys - 18.5 pts

27. The Raisin Roundies - 12 pts

May 5th, 2020 - Detroit-ish

Location: Zoom!
Categories: Lenny & Carl and Billboards & Signs
Episodes: None :(
Winner: Super Happy Fun Slide

1. Super Happy Fun Slide - 40
2. Two Guys from Quantico - 35.83
3. Chris - 34
4. Chris Morgan - 32
5. Sideshow Bob - 24.33
6. William - 23

April 6, 2020 HAMILTON

Location:  Our Houses
Winner:  Nachos Flanders Style  
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Gerry, I don't mean to alarm you, but there

may be a virus or viruses in the house!   

Nachos Flanders Style                                     45.5

A B+ In Conduct?!                                            41.5

I’m On A Rolla Gay                                          40.5

Gerry Exotic: Zoomlogical Holistic

Experience                                                       38.75

This one team seems to LOVE the Speedo

guy!                                                                 38.5

Max Power                                                       38

We've Learned Trivia is Just One Crushing

Defeat After Another Until You Just Wish

Flanders Was Dead                                          36.5

Not only am I not learning, I'm forgetting

stuff I used to know!                                         35

Cat In The Furnace                                           34.5

Le Grille?!                                                        32

Now that we’ve done this via Zoom,

please don’t tell anyone how I live...                31

Gerry, I don't mean to alarm you, but there

may be a virus or viruses in the house!            30.5

Ratboys                                                            28.5

Gerry has a big butt. and his butt smells.

And he likes to kiss his own butt                     28

April 8th, 2020 - Toronto

Location : Your Living Room!
Categories : Dr. Hibbert, T.V.
Episodes : None
Winners : The COVID-19 Simpson Trivia Smile Time Variety Hour
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Chris, We Keep Getting Orders To Let The Virus Win!

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to submit your scores or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to email them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. The COVID-19 Simpson Trivia Smile Time Variety Hour - 48 pts
2. We Don’t Need Companionship. We Need To Be Isolated and Studied, So It Can Be Determined What Nutrients We Have That Might Be Extracted For Our Personal Use - 46 pts
3. During Their Isolation They Taught Themselves to Hear and Feel Pain Again - 44.5 pts
3. We May Be Ugly and Hate-Filled But, Uh… What Was the Third Thing? - 44.5 pts
5. This Team Has Wandered Down From The Hill In Search Of Trivia, And Perhaps Employment - 44 pts
6. Sex Cauldron - 43.5 pts
7. Greased Up Willies - 42.5 pts
8. Making My Own Scores? Nothing Can Stop Me Now. Except Microscopic Germs. - 42 pts
9. Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson - 40.5 pts
10. May the Lord Bless and Keep You - 40 pts
11. We Have Misplaced Our Pants - 39 pts
12. Guy Incognito - 35 pts
12. The Withstandinators - 35 pts
14. Queens of the Harpies - 34.5 pts
15. Quarantine: The Cause of, and Solution To, All of Life's Problems - 32 pts
16. This Has Trivia In It, Trivia is a Fruit - 31.5 pts
16. Who Needs Simpsons Trivia? I Dooooooooooooooo - 31.5 pts
18. Chris, We Keep Getting Orders To Let The Virus Win! - 30.5 pts
18. Give Me The Biggest Quarantine You Have....No That's Too Big - 30.5 pts
20. We're Gonna Get Worse, Before We Get Better - 30 pts
21. Iron Helps Us Play! - 28.5 pts
22. Stupid Babies Need the Most Love - 27 pts
23. Pin Pals - 26.5 pts
24. Sideshow Bob's Rake Noise - 23.5 pts
25. Going to a Restaurant, That's a Paddlin'. Group of More Than 5 People, That's a Paddlin'. Going Outside... You Better Believe That's a Paddlin'. - 20 pts
26. The Team Who Killed the Original Alfalfa - 16.5 pts

March 11th 2020 - Toronto

Location : The Hideout
Categories : Teachers, Education
Episodes : Marge In Chains, 30 Minutes Over Tokyo, Homer vs The 18th Amendment
Winners : Children, Remain Calm! The Hideout Has Just Been Invaded! I Repeat, the Hideout Has Just Been Invaded! The Disputed Bar Lies Here, Off The Coast of Bathurst Street.

Matt Smith was not present. Next month maybe there will be 2 winners of the The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence ?

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1.  Children, Remain Calm! The Hideout Has Just Been Invaded! I Repeat, the Hideout Has Just Been Invaded! The Disputed Bar Lies Here, Off The Coast of Bathurst Street. - 46 pts

2. You Crazy Team, I Don't Know Whether to Eat You or Kiss You - 44.5 pts

3. Our Trivia Team is Not Communist-We May Be Liars, Pigs, Idiots, Communists, But We Are NOT Porn Stars - 44 pts

4. We're A White Team, Age 18-49. Everyone Listens To Us, No Matter How Wrong Our Answers Are! - 43 pts

5. Uh Hmm, How About...Ghost Mutt? - 40.5 pts

6. Half Inflated Dark Lords - 39.5 pts

7. Lincoln Squirrel Body Chalk Outline - 37 pts

8. No, Ben, No! - 36 pts

9. We Never Once Washed Our Hands-That Is Your Policy, Not Ours! - 32.5 pts

9. Eat Up Martha - 32.5 pts

11. There Sure Are A Lot Of Ugly People In This Trivia Contest-Ooh! Look At That One - 31.5 pts

12. The Lima Beans That Look Like The Leader - 30.5 pts

13. Unpossible!? Woozle Wuzzle - 30 pts

14. Don't Mess With Me, I Have Jimmies - 27 pts

15. The Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes - 22.5 pts

16. The Lesson Is Never Try - 22 pts

17. It's Only A Two Alarm Team Name, Two And A Half Tops! - 21.5 pts

18. Woo Hoo! Look At That Blubber Fly! - 15.5 pts

19. Team Discovery Channel - 13.5 pts

20. Chazwazzas - 9 pts

21. Praying Mojos - 8 pts

22. Compuglobalhypermeganet - 7 pts

23. Dirty Immigrants + One! - 4.5 pts

February 24th, 2020 - Detroit

Location :  Tipsy McStagger's
Categories : Apu, Romance/Heartbreaks
Episodes : Principal Charming, Cape Feare, Lemon of Troy
Winners: Movementarians

1. Movementarians - 46.0
2. Born to Runner Up - 44.5
3. Who Wants a Bathtub Mint Julip - 44.1
4. Damn Hell Ass Kings - 44.0
5. Pi is Exactly 3 - 42.5

February 12th, 2020 - Toronto

Location :  The Hideout
Categories : Moe, Inappropriate/Mistimed Songs
Episodes : I Love Lisa, The Day The Violence Died, The Way We Was
Winners : Children, Remain Calm. The Hideout Has Just Been Invaded. I Repeat: The Hideout Has Just Been Invaded! The Disputed Bar Lies Here, Off the Coast of Bathurst Street.(TIE BREAKER WINNER)
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Children, Remain Calm. The Hideout Has Just Been Invaded. I Repeat: The Hideout Has Just Been Invaded! The Disputed Bar Lies Here, Off the Coast of Bathurst Street.

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1. Children, Remain Calm. The Hideout Has Just Been Invaded. I Repeat: The Hideout Has Just Been Invaded! The Disputed Bar Lies Here, Off the Coast of Bathurst Street. - 45.5 dpts
2. Our Team Won Simpsons Trivia on Two Non-Consecutive Occasions - 45.5 pts
3. There's Nothing More Exciting Than Trivia. You Get All the Fun of Sitting Still, Being Quiet, Writing Down Answers, Paying Attention. Trivia Has It All! - 45 pts
4. Sex Cauldron - 43 pts
5. Who Are We? Let's Just Say We're Concerned Prudes With a Lot of Time on Our Hands - 42.5 pts
6. Our Team Has Nothing to Offer You But Our Love - 41 pts
7. To You, Chris, My Bubbly, Long-Necked, Beechwood-Aged Lover - 40.5 pts
8. My Precious Coronavirus! They Never Harmed a Soul! They Never Had the Chance! - 40 pts
9. Every Team Who's Found True Love May Leave Early Today - 38.5 pts
10. Lovematic Grampas - 37 pts
11. A Bunch of Cats Taped Together - 36.5 pts
12. Ethnic Mismatch Team #644 - 35 pts
13. Cesspool on the Potomac - 34 pts
14. Armin's Frozen Team, Armin's Copy of Swank - 31.5 pts
15. Eat the Pudding! - 29 pts
15. Whoop-Dee-Do Simpsons Trivia! Everyone Who's Found True Love May Leave Trivia Early Today! - 29 pts
17. The Queens of the Harpies - 28.5 pts
17. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 28.5 pts
19. In Your Face, Space Coyote! - 28 pts
19. Krusty Bitches!! - 28 pts
21. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Team - 25.5 pts
22. Feels Like I'm Getting No Points at All, No Points at All, No Points at All... - 24 pts
22. My Team is Also Named Bort - 24 pts
24. Thorn Valley Roses - 23.5 pts
25. Alumni of the Hollywood Upstairs Medical College - 20 pts
26. I'm Never Washing This Hand Again - 19.5 pts
26. The Be Sharps - 19.5 pts
26. Up and Atom! - 19.5 pts
29. Team Discovery Channel - 19 pts
30. Trivia!? At This Time of Year? At This Time of Day? Localized Entirely Within This Bar? - 16 pts
31. Dental Plan - 9.5 pts
32. Diablo Canyon 2 - 8.5 pts
33. Queens of Summertime - 6 pts