January 20, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Nelson Muntz, Holidays

Episodes: Homer the Vigilante, Two Dozen and One Greyhounds, Homer's Enemy

Winner(s): Potassium Benzoate

Final Standings: 

1. Potassium Benzoate, 45.5 pts

2. Vassar Bashers, 44.5 pts

3. Woozle-Wuzzle, 43.5 pts

4. The "P is for Psycho" Experience, 42 pts

4. Smooth Jimmy Apollo's Lock of the Week, 42 pts

4. Legitimate Businessman's Social Club, 42 pts

7. She'll See Through Me Like Grandma's Underpants, 41.5 pts

8. The National Ringworm Association (The Other NRA), 37.5 pts

9. People Who Look Like Things, 36.5 pts

10. Table 5, 35.5 pts

11. I Thought This Team Name Would Be Fun and Exciting, You Know, Like That Movie Spaceballs, But Instead, It's Been Painful & Disturbing Like That Movie Police Academy, 35 pts

12. Stupid Babies Need the Most Attention, 33.5 pts

13. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret, 33 pts

13. Son of Sanford and Son 33 pts

15. Team Bort, 30.5 pts

16. Team Discovery Channel, 30 pts

17. Nuke the Whales, 29.5 pts

18. Lobster Stuffed with Tacos, 29 pts

19. A Team Devoted to Chastity, Abstinence, and a Flavorless Mush We Call Rootmarm, 28 pts

20. We Want To Help You, George Washington? Even Our Team Names are Square, 27.5 pts

20. Bonestorm!, 27.5 pts

22. S.M.R.T., 26 pts

22. Whacky Shaaaack!, 26 pts

24. Rory Calhoun, 25 pts

25. WO__D_ F_IR, 24 pts

26. Worker and Parasite, 23 pts

27. Look! Someone's Attractive Cousin!, 22.5 pts

28. Spin the Middle Side Topwise, 21.5 pts

29. The Frowning of a Lifetime, 20.5 pts

29. Professor VJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Food Magorium & Great American Steakery, 19.5 pts

31. Followers of the Lizard Queen, 19 pts

32. Duff Till Dawn, 18.5 pts

32. Uncle Moe's Family Team Bag, 18.5 pts

34. POO and ASS, 18 pts

35. Joe's Creamatorium: You Kill 'Em, We Grill 'Em, 17.5 pts

36. Puppy Goo Goo, Fetch Me A Dream, 15 pts

37. Cheesy Does It, 14.5 pts

37. Brain My Damage, 14.5 pts

38. Designated Drivers: The Life-Saving Nerds, 14 pts

39. Seaweed Sharks, 13.5 pts

40. Yackin' It Up on the Old Yack Box, 6.5 pts

41. Wolf Pack, 2 pts

January 14, 2014 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Homer The Heretic, The Springfield Connection, The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
Categories: Lenny, Parties
Winner: Once In A Great While, We Are Privileged etc. etc.

Final Standings:
1. Once In A Great While, We Are Privileged etc. etc., 46 pts
2. By The Time We Picked A Team Name, It Had Already Been Read Out By Chris Brazeau. We Got Back At Her Though. Her And That Cat of Hers, 44.5 pts
3. Sex Cauldron, 42.5 pts
4. Here At Globex, We Don't Believe In Team Names. In Fact, I Didn't Even Give You My Coat!, 41.5 pts
4. Leon Komplowsky & The Jackson 5, 41.5 pts
6. Oye Karoomba!, 41 pts
6. Whitey Whackers, 41 pts
8. What Advantages Does This Team Have Over, Say, A Train? Which I Could Also Afford, 40.5 pts
9. The Nelsons feat. I'm Joe Namath, 40 pts
10. SOCK PUPPETS! (Where? Where?), 39.5 pts
10. The Team With The Butt That Won't Quit, 39.5 pts
12. A Team Full Of Hope And Some Cement, 38.5 pts
12. Better Look Burn Suits, 38.5 pts
14. Our Team Is Hatless, I Repeat, Hatless, 38 pts
15. Born To Runer-Up, 37.5 pts
15. Coalition To Bring Back Sheriff Lobo, 37.5 pts
15. I Think This Team's Name Is Mother Shabubu Now, 37.5 pts
15. Chris, That's The Kind Of Trivia Question That Makes Us Want To Marry You. But Instead, We're Leaving Town Forever, 37.5 pts
15. Stupider Like A Fox, 37.5 pts
15. The Team Made Entirely Of Syrup, 37.5 pts
21. Northern Reticulated Team, 37 pts
22. Team Trivia Will Keep Us Away From Temptations Like Rock Music And Girls, 36.5 pts
23. Did Somebody Say Box Kites?!!, 36 pts
24. Bed Goes Up, Bed Goes Down, 35 pts
24. In Rod We Trust, 35 pts
26. Wondrous Wizards Of Latin, 34.5 pts
27. The Soooooooul Mass Transit System, 34 pts
28. The Blunchblack Of Blotre Blame, 33.5 pts
29. Are Poo And Ass Taken?, 33 pts
30. Fickle Mush Heads, 32.5 pts
30. People Who Mailed One Dollar To Happy Dude, 32.5 pts
32. Put It In H, 32 pts
33. The Langdon Algers. They're Quiet And Enjoy Puzzles, 31.5 pts
34. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, 31 pts
34. Johnny Deformed, 31 pts
34. Mr. Teeny's Teeny Weeny Simpsons Team, 31 pts
34. We Wrote The Iggy, 31 pts
38. Fourth Reich Motors, 30 pts
39. Esquilax: The Team With The Head Of A Rabbit, And The Body Of A Rabbit, 29.5 pts
40. Die, Bad Teams, Die! (With A Dry Cool Wit Like That, I Could Be An Action Hero), 29 pts
41. We Need Tungsten To Live! TUNGSTEN!, 28.5 pts
42. I Love You Too, Pepsi, 27.5 pts
43. Ahh! Purple Drapes! All My Life I've Wanted Purple Drapes!!, 27 pts
44. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 26 pts
45. Abortions For Some, 25 pts
45. I Can't Think Of Anyone Who Has Benefitted More From The Death Of Communism Than Us, 25 pts
47. Miracle Spine-O-Cylinders, 24 pts
48. Four-Eyed Lame-Os, 23.5 pts
48. Garfunkel, Messina, Oates & Lisa, 23.5 pts
50. Excelsior! (OMEGA), 22 pts
51. Trivia Didn't Do Beer Well Without, 20 pts
52. Steamed Hams feat. Friends With Salad, 19.5 pts
53. Wellington Botanic Gardens, 15 pts
54. Flancrest Enterprises, 14 pts
55. Ayn Rand School For Tots, 13.5 pts
56. Handsome Homer Simpson +4, 13 pts
57. Pupli Kids, 8.5 pts

January 9, 2014 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Mountain of Madness, Bart's Girlfriend, A Milhouse Divided
Categories: Dr. Hibbert, Gifts
Winner: Trivia? Isn't This The Line For Metallica?

Final Standings:
1. Trivia? Isn't This The Line For Metallica?, 48.5 pts
2. It's The Team From A Summer Place, 46 pts
2. Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Brought To You By Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf, 46 pts
4. Can't We Have One Trivia Night That Doesn't End With Us Digging Up A Corpse?, 42.5 pts
5. We'll Deal With Those Murderous Trolls, 41 pts
6. A Picture Of A Hand That Says Lenny = White Carl = Black, 40.5 ts
7. The Legend Of The Dog-Faced Woman, 38 pts
8. You Have Selected Regicide, 37.5 pts
9. We're Well-Wishers In That We Don't Wish You Any Specific Harm, 36.5 pts
9. This Team Is Pretty Good But It's No Box of Special K, 36.5 pts
11. Black Smithers, 35.5 pts
12. Gamblor And His Neon Claws, 34.5 pts
12. Can't Talk. Robbed. Go Hell., 34.5 pts
14. I Did The Iggy, 34 pts
15. The Channel 6 Wastelanders, 33.5 pts
15. After All, Negotiations Make Strange Bedfellows, 33.5 pts
17. Hooray For Everything, 32.5 pts
18. The Team That Spins The Middle Side Topwise, TOPWISE, 29.5 pts
19. No TV And No Beer Make This Team Something Something, 29 pts
19. The Lizard Queens!, 29 pts
21. Well, The Kids Have To Learn About Tek Wars Sooner Or Later, 25.5 pts
22. Arriaga, Arriaga 2, Bodiagua, 25 pts
23. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 23.5 pts
24. The Guatemalan Insanity Peppers of Quetzalacatenango, 22.5 pts
25. The Ya-Hoo Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band, 21.5 pts
26. The Cane From Citizen Kane, 21 pts
27. Single People Might Like Crackers, 20.5 pts
28. Eating Can After Can Of Dog Food Until Your Tears Smell Like Dog Food, 20 pts
29. Crunch Patties, 13.5 pts
30. Christ Dyed Eggs For Your Sins, 12.5 pts
31. Your Tears Say More Than Real Evidence Ever Could, 12 pts
32. Lester And Eliza, 10.5 pts
33. The Impson Family, 3.5 pts

January 7, 2014 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar
Episodes: Cape Feare, Mr. Plow, Homer vs. The 18th Amendment
Category: Moe
Winner: Compuglobalhypermeganet

Final Standings:
1. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 40 pts
2. The Gay Robots From Star Wars, 34.5 pts
3. The Movementarians, 28.5 pts
4. Klassic Krusty, 19.5 pts
5. The Hammock District On 3rd, 19 pts
5. Walt Whitman, 19 pts
7. Can I Borrow A Team Name?, 16.5 pts
7. KT - Bday, 16.5 pts
9. Proton Blasters, 15.5 pts
10. The Isotopes, 7.5 pts

December 10, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Grift Of The Magi, Miracle On Evergreen Terrace, Mr. Plow
Categories: Superintendant Chalmers, Religion
Winner: You're At The Front Table? Yes. You Play Simpsons Trivia? Yes. We Play Simpsons Trivia Too! So? Well, Are You Better Than Us? Well, We Never Met You, But…Yes

Final Standings:
1. You're At The Front Table? Yes. You Play Simpsons Trivia? Yes. We Play Simpsons Trivia Too! So? Well, Are You Better Than Us? Well, We Never Met You, But…Yes, 48.5 pts
2. The Blurst of Teams, 47.5 pts
3. Here At Globex, We Don't Believe In Team Names! In Fact, I Didn't Even Give You My Coat, 46 pts
3. Stupid Team Name. Be More Funny!, 46 pts
3. The Wondrous Wizards Of Latin, 46 pts
6. The Nelsons, 45.5 pts
7. Kiss MY Asphalt, 45 pts
8. Dear Chris and Andrew: While We Were Thinking Of This Team Name, A Lumber Yard Burned Down, 44.5 pts
8. We've Had It Up To HERE With Your Freakin' Trivia RU-LES, 44. 5 pts
10. A Fridge Too Far, 44 pts
10. Sex Cauldron, 44 pts
12. Adrian's Revenge, 40.5 pts
12. The Rand Corporation, In Conjunction With The Saucer People, Under The Supervision of The Reverse Vampires, 40.5 pts
14. Nuts And Gum: Together At Last!, 39.5 pts
15. Look Out Itchy, He's Irish, 39 pts
15. Our Team Is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless, 39 pts
15. The Bob Mackie Originals, 39 pts
15. The Team That Obviously Had No Help From Their Parents, 39 pts
19. Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three, 38.5 pts
20. Veterans Of Popular Wars, 38 pts
21. In Japan, They Call Us "Seasonal Gift Man"And We Live On The Moon, 36 pts
22. Man Alive! There Are Men Alive In Here, 35.5 pts
23. We'd Be Cute If We Weren't So Idealistic, 34.5 pts
24. The Dialing Wands, 33 pts
25. The Team That Was Eventually Rescued By…Oh, Let's Say Moe, 31.5 pts
26. Hey, I Asked For Ketchup! I'm Eatin' Salad Here, 31 pts
26. The FBI Light Opera Society Sings The Complete Gilbert & Sullivan, 31 pts
26. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 31 pts
29. The Team That's Got A Big Plow And Will Move A Lot Of Things (Like Your Cow, If You Have One), 30.5 pts
29. We'll Be Back….Prob….Probably, 30.5 pts
31. Springfield IsoDopes, 30 pts
32. Are You Our Conscience? ….We….Yes…., 29 pts
32. Lee Carvalho's Putting Challenge….You Have Selected "No", 29 pts
34. Put It In H, 28.5 pts
35. A Team By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet. Not If You Called Us Stench Blossoms, Or Crap Weed, 27.5 pts
35. My Trivia Team Has A First Name, It's F-R-I-T-Z, My Trivia Team Has A Second Name, 27.5 pts
37. I Like My Beer Cold, My TV Loud And My Homosexuals Flaaaaaming, 27 pts
38. Lee Carvalho's Putting Challenge Team, 26.5 pts
38. Nothing Could Possiblye Go Wrong, 26.5 pts
40. Can I Borrow An Answer?, 26 pts
40. Chairman Moe's Magic Wok, 26 pts
42. Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors, 24 pts
42. Ugly, Ugly Children, 24 pts
44. Sideshow Bobby, 23.5 pts
45. Steel Workers of America, 22.5 pts
46. Now Stay Tuned For A Video Christmas Card from Tupac Shakur, 22 pts
46. We Must Find The Jade Monkey Before The Next Full Moon, 22 pts
48. Our English Is, How You Say, Inelegant, 21.5 pts
49. Green Dress, Pearls, And A Lot Of Blue Hair, 20.5 pts
50. No Homers Allowed, 14 pts
51. Krusty Burger Butts, 13.5 pts

December 5, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Miracle On Evergreen Terrace, Grift Of The Magi, Homer Badman
Categories: Patty & Selma, Video Games
Winner: I'll Stay Away From Your Team Alright; Stay Away Forever

Final Standings:
1. I'll Stay Away From Your Team Alright; Stay Away Forever, 48 pts
2. Don't Do What Donny Don't Does, 46 pts
2. The Finest Team You've Got, Stuffed With The Second Finest, 46 pts
4. Who Is Your Least Favorite Host, Dan Or Dan? No One Ever Says Dan, 45.5 pts
5. Feels Like I'm Wearin' Nothing At All, Nothing At All, Nothing At All, 45 pts
5. Dioramarama, 45 pts
7. Why Do We Need New Teams? Everyone Knows Trivia Attained Perfection In 1974, 44 pts
8. Professor P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium And Great American Steakery, 43 pts
9. The Non-Giving Up School Guys, 42.5 pts
10. Red Breem And His Band Of Some Esteem, 42 pts
10. Dead Beat Dads Beat Dead, 42 pts
12. The Team That Blocked Out Our Sun, Ran Over A Local Boy and Stole Christmas From 1981 to 1984, 41.5 pts
13. But We Already Came Up With A Trivia Name. It Took Seven Hours But We Did It. It's Done., 41 pts
13. The Soooooooooooul Mass Transit System, 41 pts
15. My Geode Must Be Acknowledged, 40.5 pts
16. The Team That Got More Gongs Than The Breakdancing Robot That Caught On Fire, 38 pts
17. Um, Dasher, Dancer, Nixon, Comet, Cupid…Donna Dixon?, 35.5 pts
18. Some Kind Of Non-Giving Up School Guys, 34.5 pts
19. The Dorkus Malorkuses, 30 pts
20. Up And At Them, 27 pts
21. Esophagus Now, 25 pts
21. We Need more Bort License Plates In The Gift Shop, I Repeat, We Are Sold Out Of Bort License Plates, 25 pts
23. I'm-On-A-Rolla-Gay, 22.5 pts
24. RIP Nelson Muntz Dela, 18.5 pts
25. My Name Is Agnes And You Know It's Agnes. It Means Lamb. Lamb Of God., 16 pts
26. A Single Plum, Floating In Perfume, Served In A Man's Hat, 14.5 pts
27. Lousy Smarch Weather, 12.5 pts
28. I Think Words I Would Never Say, 11.5 pts
29. Just A Little Late, It's Still Good It's Still Good, 3.5 pts
30. Car Hold, 1.5 pts

November 18, 2013 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Edna Krabappel, Songs

Episodes: Homer at the Bat, Bart's Friend Falls in Love, The PTA Disbands

Winner(s): Tipsy McStagger's Mozzarella Sticks

Final Standings: 

1. Tipsy McStagger's Mozzarella Sticks, 49 pts

2. No One in History Has Ever Thought of a Team Name This Clever, 48 pts

3. Please Help Yourselves to This Tripe, 46.5 pts

4. I'm A Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt, 45.5 pts

5. My team has a 1st name, it's F-R-I-T-Z.  My team has a 2nd name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N, 45 pts

6. This Team Shouldn't Have Eaten That Powdered Packet of Gravy We Found in the Parking Lot, 44.5 pts

7. The Vassar Bashers, 43.5 pts

8. It's Not Really Us! We Used Stunt Butts!, 42 pts

9. Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Food Magorium and Great American Steakery, 37 pts

10. Little Rudiger, 36.5 pts

11. Wacky Shaaaack!, 36 pts

12. Armin's Copy of Swank, 34 pts

12. Hired Goons, 34 pts

12. Kippers for Breakfast, 34 pts

15. I've Been Calling Her Crandall!, 33.5 pts

16. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, 33 pts

17. Wiggum Forever, Barney Never, 32 pts

18. Nuke the Whales, 31.5 pts

19. Pray for Mojo, 30.5 pts

20. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers, 30 pts

21. Crappy Little Elves, 25 pts

22. Can I Borrow a Feeling?, 23.5 pts

22. Loggins, Messina, Oates and Lisa, 23.5 pts

24. It's Groening Men, 22.5 pts

25. Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles, 20 pts

26. The Ides of Marge, 19.5 pts

27. Everything's Coming Up Milhouse, 19 pts

27. Son of Sanford and Son, 19 pts

29. Are Poo and Ass Taken?, 16.5 pts

30. Disco Stu's Denim Jacket, 15 pts

30. Seeweed Sharks, 15 pts

32. L'il Bandits, 9 pts