October 9, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Categories: Groundskeeper Willie, Costumes
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror I, Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror IV
Winner: The Team Where People Throw Ducks At Balloons and Nothing's The Way It Seems

Final Standings:
1. The Team Where People Throw Ducks At Balloons and Nothing's The Way It Seems, 44.5 pts
2. The Homewreckers, 44 pts
3. Bonjourrrrrr Ya Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, 43.5 pts
4. Sex Cauldron, 43 pts
4. This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate...That's Bad, 43 pts
6. Beer Barons, 42.5 pts
7. If You Kids Can`t Keep Your Hands To Yourselves…, 40.5 pts
7. The Undersecretaries For International Protocol, Brat and Punk Division, 40.5 pts
9. We Think Our Team and Seamen Don't Mix, 40 pts
10. Two Bucks Eh? And It Only Transports Matter?, 39 pts
11. Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie & The Great 'Frisco Freakout, 36.5 pts
11. We Didn't Like the Idea of Milhouse Having Two Spaghetti Dinners In One Day, 36.5 pts
13. Ayatollah Assaholahs, 35.5 pts
14. Thrillho, 34 pts
15. Stupider Like A Fox, 33 pts
16. The Half-Inflated Dark Lords, 32.5 pts
16. To Pronounce It Properly I Would Have To Pull Out Your Tongue, 32.5 pts
18. Pin Pals, 31 pts
18. The Juicy Chess Club Brains, 31 pts
18. This Team Is Merely Exchanging Long Protein Strings, 31 pts
21. The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement In The Field of Excellence, 30 pts
21. Wang Computers, 30 pts
23. Put It In H!, 29.5 pts
23. That's Right, We Did The Iggy, 29.5 pts
25. Free Range Children, 29 pts
25. Team Atlas, 29 pts
27. Is This The End of Zombie Shakespeare?, 28.5 pts
27. The Don Homers, 28.5 pts
29. Archduke Chocula, 27 pts
29. The International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs & Nuclear Technicians, 27 pts
31. Kill Bart! Kill Bart! Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart!, 26.5 pts
31. Let Arby's Deal With It, 26.5 pts
33. Breakfast Cereal For People with Syphillis, 26 pts
33. Stoner's Pot Palace, 26 pts
35. Slideshow Mel, 25.5 pts
35. These Are Speed Holes, They Make The Team Go Faster, 25.5 pts
37. Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp, 25 pts
38. Bonerland, 24.5 pts
39. Abortions for Some, Minature American Flags for Others, 24 pts
40. 64 Slices of American Cheese, 23 pts
41. The Serpent of Reheboam? The Well of Zohassadar?, 22.5 pts
42. We Work Hard, We Play Hard, 20 pts
43. Hurl A Brick-E-Mart, 19 pts
44. We Dedicate This Team Name To…The Lost Season of the All Girls Volleyball Team Due To Having Only One Ball, 18.5 pts
45. Caramel Cods, 17.5 pts
46. From The Desk of Springfield Republican Headquarters, 16.5 pts
47. Good Moleman To You, 14 pts
48. Germs of Endearment, 11 pts
49. The Christ Punchers, 9 pts
50. The Legitimate Businessman's Club, 8 pts
51. Bombardment, 4 pts

October 4, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Prof. Frink, Television (or "T.V.")
Episodes: Bart On The Road, Lisa's Wedding, Bart The Lover
Winner: The Finger Thing Means The Taxes

Final Standings:
1. The Finger Thing Means The Taxes, 45 pts
2. Dear Ratboy, 44 pts
2. alt.nerd.obsessive, 44 pts
2. Family, Religion, Friendship: These Are The Demons You Must Slay If You Wish To Succeed At Trivia, 44 pts
5. We Have To Go Now Our Planet Needs Us (This Team Died On Their Way To Their Home Planet), 43.5 pts
6. S-E-X In Front Of The C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N, 43 pts
6. Something Something Burt Ward, 43 pts
8. The Whitey Whackers, 40.5 pts
9. The Mediocre Presidents, 39 pts
10. Mooching War Widows, 38.5 pts
11. Chocolate Joy-Joys, 35.5 pts
12. The Brotherhood of Fruit Packers and Unpackers, 35 pts
13. Richard Avedon's Photos of Lenny, 34 pts
14. Default! The Two Sweetest Words In The English Language!, 33 pts
15. Onward Christian Sooooldiers, 32.5 pts
16. First Thing Next Trivia, We're Going To Punch Andrew In The Back Of The Head, 31 pts
16. The Pimps And The C.H.U.D.S., 31 pts
18. The Team That Couldn't Slow Down, 30.5 pts
19. Damn Hell Ass Kings, 28 pts
19. Armin Tanzarian's Reign of Terror, 28 pts
21. The Simpsons Bowles Commission, 26.5 pts
21. I Should Have Gotten Off At Crackton, 26.5 pts
23. Eric Skoelund, 25.5 pts
24. Wednesday Night Brew Crew, 23.5 pts
25. The Dead Who Rise And Vote Republican, 22 pts
26. The Christ Punchers, 21 pts
27. Thrill Ho, 6.5 pts

September 27, 2012 - Chicago

Location: The Atlantic Bar & Grill
Episodes: The PTA Disbands, Homer at the Bat, Last Exit to Springfield
Categories: Mr. Burns, Music
Winner: I'm A Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt

Final Standings:
1. I'm A Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt, 45 pts

2. Worker and Parasite, 43 pts
3. I Was Saying Boo-urns, 40 pts
4. Little Sad Boys, 38.5 pts
4. Pin Pals, 38.5 pts
6. Thrill Ho, 36.5 pts
6. Santos L. Halpers, 36.5 pts
8. I Call the Big One Bitey, 31.5 pts
9. I’m Cold and There are Wolves After Me, 29.5 pts
10. The Walking Birds, 26 pts

September 11, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: The PTA Disbands, Bart The Murderer, Homer Goes To College
Categories: Ralph Wiggum, Education
Winner: Bonjourrrr You Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys

Final Standings:
1. Bonjourrrr You Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys, 46 pts
2. Quentin and Jammy... *trail off*, 44.5 pts
3. How Can It Be The Same Trivia Contest If They’ve Changed My Host From A Tightly-Wound Convenience Store Clerk To A Jittery Eskimo Firefighter?, 44 pts
4. This Team Is Cock Of Nothing!, 43.5 pts
5. Sex Cauldron, 42.5 pts
5. The Boaking Accidents, 42.5 pts
5. Yarr, We're Not Attractive, 42.5 pts
8. Thrillho 1, 40.5 pts
9. One Team REALLY Loves The Speedo Man, 39.5 pts
9. The Team Whose Personal Hygiene Is Above Reproach. I Repeat, ABOVE REPROACH, 39.5 pts
9. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 39.5 pts
12. Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie and The Great 'Frisco Freak-Out, 39 pts
13. F.B.I. Light Opera Society, 38.5 pts
14. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Time, 38 pts
14. The League of Uneducated Voters, 38 pts
16. Mom & Pop Hardware, A Subsidiary of Global Dynamics Inc., 37.5 pts
16. Thrillho 2, 37.5 pts
18. The Hell's Satans (Out of Bakersfield), 37 pts
18. The Moe Syzlak Experience Featuring Homer, 37 pts
20. Team Blank Needs A Blank In Order to Blank Their Blank, 35.5 pts
20. The Lord Palmerstons, 35.5 pts
22. Born To Runner-Up, 35 pts
23. Argle Bargle, Or Fooforaw?, 34 pts
24. The Washer and Dryer Where The Lovely Smithers Is Standing, OR You Can Trade It In for What's In This Box?, 33.5 pts
25. Iron Helps Us Play, 32.5 pts
26. Dental Plan, Lisa Needs Braces, Dental Plan, Lisa Needs Braces, Dental Plan, Lisa Needs Braces, 31.5 pts
26. Designated Drivers: The Life-Saving Nerds, 31.5 pts
28. The Four Elephants of the Apocalypse, 30 pts
28. Like, Y'know, Whatever, 30 pts
30. Push Her Down, Son, 29.5 pts
30. Stoner's Pot Palace, 29.5 pts
32. Where's My Burrito?!?!, 28.5 pts
33. The First Non-Brazilian Team To Travel Back In Time, 28 pts
34. Put It In H, 27.5 pts
35. Alice Doesn't Live Anymore, 26.5 pts
36. You’ve Selected Regicide. If You Know the Name of the King or Queen Being Murdered Press “1”, 26 pts
37. Is There Any Answer We Can Give That Won't Result In More Pushups?, 25 pts
37. They Stuck All The Jerks In Tower 1, 25 pts
39. Jeremy's Iron, 23 pts
40. The Christ Punchers, 22.5 pts
41. This Team Contains Potassium Bonzoate, 22 pts
41. Here Comes The Metric System, 22 pts
43. The Yom-Kip-Purs, 21.5 pts
44. Team Discovery Channel, 19.5 pts
45. The Hank Scorpios, 17.5 pts
46. Mr. Snrub, 15 pts
47. Circles of Paper, 12.5 pts
48. This Team Smells Like Otto's Jacket, 12 pts
49. Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, 7.5 pts
50. The Globex Corporation, 6.5 pts
50. The Be Sharps, 6.5 pts

September 6, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Sideshow Bob Roberts, Last Temptation of Homer, Deep Space Homer
Categories: Kent Brockman, Animals
Winner: The Thompsons

Final Standings:
1. The Thompsons, 46.5 pts
2. The S.S. Microwave, 46 pts
3. The Blurst of Times, 45.5 pts
3. Do Not Touch Willie, 45.5 pts
5. The Antoine Bugle Boys, 45 pts
5. The Competent Drum Work of Don Brewer, 45 pts
7. It Was A Team Effort, And I Was The One Who Came Up With The Whole Team Idea...ME!, 44.5 pts
8. Secret Hobo Spices, 43.5 pts
8. The Team That Got More Gongs Than The Breakdancing Robot That Caught On Fire, 43.5 pts
10. Token Black Panelist, Drederick Tatum, 43 pts
11. B Sharp Minors, 42 pts
12. Shelbyville Shelbyvillians, 41 pts
12. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns, 41 pts
14. Team Names That Rhyme With Corey, 39.5 pts
14. The Brotherhood of Fruit Packers and Unpackers, 39.5 pts
16. The Up And At Thems, 37.5 pts
17. Egghead Likes His Booky-Wook, 37 pts
17. Our Team Name Is Stacy, But You Can Call Us *wolf whistle*, 37 pts
19. Sexy Dames And Plenty Of 'Em, 36 pts
20. Brain and Nerve Tonic, 35 pts
20. Team Discovery Channel, 35 pts
22. The Magical Man From Happyland In A Gumdrop House On Lollipop Lane, 34 pts
23. Women & Seamen, 33 pts
24. Thrillhouse, 31.5 pts
25. Isotopes, 30.5 pts
26. The Team That Picked Its Nose Too Much. Or Not Enough, 29 pts
27. The Congealed Group, 28 pts
28. You Might Remember Me From..., 27.5 pts
29. Sexually Attracted To Fire, 26 pts
30. Jub-Jub, 24 pts
31. Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three, 23 pts
32. Allied Biscuits, 18.5 pts
33. In Rod We Trust, 17.5 pts
34. Rollin' With The Homies, 16 pts
34. Knifey-Spooney, 16 pts
36. In Yer Face, Space Coyote, 10 pts
37. Flaming Joes, 8.5 pts
38. Boo-Urns, 4 pts
39. Hey, Deng Xiaoping died, 0 pts

August 14, 2012 - Toronto (2nd anniversary edition)

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Who Shot Mr. Burns? Pt. 1, Who Shot Mr. Burns? Pt. 2, Summer of 4 ft. 2
Categories: Comic Book Guy, Steve Allen
Winner: None (exhibition game)

Team Names:
1. Our Team No Function Beer Well Without
2. A Word To The Audience: Even Though Tonight's Simpsons Trivia Is Being Broadcast on Fox, There's No Need For Obnoxious Hooting and Hollering
3. Iron Helps Us Play
4. Team Dick Tracy, Take That Pruneface; Now I'm Pruneface, Take That Dick Tracy; Now I'm Prune Tracy, Take That Dick--
5. Local Team Loses Pants, Life
6. Young Women Are Going To Want To Have Sex With Us, And We Want Them To Think They Can
7. No One Ever Suspects The Butterfly
8. Of Course, My Sweet; This Team Will Make Soothing Ocean Sounds For You <wave><foghorn><squawk><wave><pirate 'Arr, Matey'>
9. The Ku Klux Klams
10. Some Blind Tiger Jerking Suds on The Side
11. Kwik-E-Smarts
12. We Need A Team Name That's Witty At First, But Less Funny Each Time You Hear It
13. A Crash Course In Depravity
14. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts
15. Le Grille? What The Hell Is That?
16. The Pöpli Kids (I Just Hate Them So Much)
17. What Kind of Team Name Is Filled With Rambunctious Yahoos And Hot Jazz Music At 1 am?
18. Sparkling Cleae Mountain Goat
19. Steak?
20. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked
21. Loaf-time: The Cable Network For The Unemployed
22. A Team Fiendishly Clever In Its Intricacies
23. Rich Uncle Skeleton
24. Ariaga & Ariaga II
25. Mary-Ann's Hammocks
26. Team Discovery Channel
27. Thrillhouse of Horror
28. The Ennals Show Has Been Put On Hiatus For Retooling
29. The Team That Took The #1 Cracker Factory In Town To A Tie For Fifth With Table Time And The Allied Biscuits
30. This Team, Sir, Has The Boorish Manners of a Yalie
31. Born To Runner-Up
32. Sex Cauldron
33. Get Confident, Stupid!
34. Space Coyotes
35. We Make A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team
36. The Amanda Factor Fan Club
37. Andrew, We Liked Your Hustle. That's Why It Was So Hard To Cut You.
38. Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
39. Up With Miniskirts
40. Hell's Satans
41. Hell's Satans (out of Bakersfield)
42. Ten Iroquois Twists
43. The Employees of Hypercompuglobalmeganet
44. That's How We Roll
45. Bonerland Medical Association
46. The Popes of Chilitown
47. Hey, That Bartender Looks Like John Travolta
48. The Tar Fumes Are Making Us Dizzy
49. Things That Rhyme With Corey
50. Professor P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium And Great American Steakery
51. Homer's Phobia
52. Mr. Snrub
53. Up Yours, Children!
54. The Holy Rollers
55. One Team REALLY Loves The Speedo Man
56. The Team Whose Name You'd Love To Touch
57. This Things I Believe
58. A Shiny New Donkey For The Team That Brings Us The Head of Colonel Montoya
59. We're So Hungry, We Could Eat At Arby's
60. Stupider Like A Fox
61. Poss
62. You See How You Scum
63. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College
64. Yeah...LOOKS like...
65. Here Comes The Metric System
66. The Team Who Grabbed Her Swee-Sw-Sw-Sw-Sweet Can
67. Melvin & the Squirrels
68. Where's My Burrito?
69. Mr. Ennals Stop Your Reading Of The Team Names is Becoming A Nuisance Stop If You Do Not Cease We Will Be Forced To Pursue Legal Action Stop This Team Hollywood California

August 2, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Brother From The Same Planet, Realty Bites, A Fish Called Selma
Categories: Hans Moleman, Rivals
Winner: The Mediocre Presidents

Final Standings:
1. The Mediocre Presidents, 47.5 pts
2. The Antoine Bugle Boys, 44.5 pts
2. We're Here, We're Queer, We Don't Want Any More Bears, 44.5 pts
4. The Rory Calhouns, 44 pts
4. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician, And A Statistician, 44 pts
6. Our Sodies Are Too Cold, Our Teef Hurt, 42 pts
7. The All Ighty Ollar, 41.5 pts
8. Skincare Consultant Rowena, 41 pts
9. The Simpsons, 40.5 pts
10. Pepito, The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World, 39 pts
10. Simpsons Trivia? I Thought This Was The Line For Metallica, 39 pts
12. Soon I'll Be Queen Of Summertime, 38.5 pts
13. Homer J. Fong, 38 pts
14. Gore Vidal Has Kissed More Boys Than Us, 36.5 pts
15. The Brotherhood of Fruit Packers and Unpackers, 36 pts
16. Do You Think They Should Talking About S-E-X In Front Of The C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N?, 32.5 pts
16. Two Comely Lasses of Virtue True, 32.5 pts
18. The Hammock District, 32 pts
19. Boiling Hot Texas-Style Ginger Ales, 31.5 pts
20. Krudler, 29 pts
21. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, 28.5 pts
22. We Like Our Beer Cold, Our TV Loud, And Our Homosexuals Flaming, 28 pts
22. Lee Carvallho's Trivia Challenge, 28 pts
24. Temple University Class of 1987, 27.5 pts
24. Barbeque Wrecking Know Nothing Know It Alls, 27.5 pts
26. Ku Klux Klams, 27 pts
27. Simpsons Christmas Boogie, 26 pts
27. Dig Up, Stupid, 26 pts
29. The Team That Picked Its Nose Too Much...Or Not Enough, 25.5 pts
30. Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo, 24.5 pts
30. Sherri But Not Terri, 24.5 pts
32. Fat Cats Eating Plankton, 22.5 pts
33. 2 Minus 3 Equals Negative Fun, 21 pts
34. Needs More Dog, 20 pts
35. Tibor, 18.5 pts
35. Team Discovery Channel, 18.5 pts
37. Well We Do Have A Warm Sense of Well-Being, And We Seem To Be Slurring Our Speech, 14.5 pts
38. Skinny Snorklers, 8 pts
39. Ah, An Interview With Lorne Michaels, -81 pts