WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Valentine's Edition x 2 2023

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Patty Bouvier, Homer & Marge Romantic Moments

EPISODES : I'm With Cupid, I Love Lisa, A Milhouse Divided 

WINNERS: Conformco Brain Deprogrammers 

(tied for 1st however they showed up in a snow storm so they're the new champions

 based on the 2 sweetest words in the English language)

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Conformco Brain Deprogrammers - 47.5 pts

1. Alright Ladies, This Team Describes Themselves As a Big Thirsty Teddy Bear. Say Hello To The Kwik E Mart Gougers - 47.5 pts

3. Ah Sweet Pity. Where Would Our Team's Love Life be Without It? - 45.5 pts

4. We Need A New Team Name, Something Like Kwik E Mart Gougers, But Not So Lame - 45 pts

5. The Men of the 9th Bearded Infantry - 44 pts

6. According to the Gaaaaaschromatigraph, The Secret to Winning Simpsons Trivia is...Love?? Alright, Who's Been Screwing With This Thing? - 39.5 pts

7. Moochin' War Widows - 38 pts

8. The Lovematic Grampas - 36 pts

9. We Are Like Sugar To Them - 22.5 pts

10. I'm a Stupid Moron With an Ugly Face and My Butt Smells aaaaaand I Like to Kiss My Own Butt - 18 pts

February 13, 2023 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Barney Gumble, Movies
Episodes: Lisa the Greek, I Love Lisa, Bart the Lover
Winner: (Drunk Lenny voice) Hey Arsenty, This Was Some Swell Shindig. Thank You Very Much!
Best Team Name: A Large Bear-Like Animal, Most Likely a Simpsons Trivia Contestant Has Wondered Down from the Hills in Search of Pizza or, Perhaps, Employment

1. (Drunk Lenny voice) Hey Arsenty, This Was Some Swell Shindig. Thank You Very Much!, 48.5 pts
2. Kissing This Team Would Be Like Kissing Some Divine Ashtray, 45.5 pts
3. Tonight on Eye on Chicago, The World's First Two-Story Simpsons Trivia ("Oh God, Stop!"), 44 pts
4. More Trivia Means More Iron, 43.5 pts
5. (Read in a High Voice) We're Sir Lose a Lot, The Team that Loves to Lose, 43 pts
6. Lousy Smarch Weather, 42.5 pts
7. A Large Bear-Like Animal, Most Likely a Simpsons Trivia Contestant Has Wondered Down from the Hills in Search of Pizza or, Perhaps, Employment, 42 pts
7. Allied Biscuit, 42 pts
9. Groin-Grabbingly Transcendent, 39.5 pts
10. Damn Wiener Kids, 39 pts
10. If God Didn't Want Us to Eat Pizza at Trivia, He Would Have Made Gluttony a Sin, 39 pts
12. Gambletron 2000, 38.5 pts
13. Maybe It's the Beer Talking, Serio, But You Got a Pizza That Won't Quit. They Got This Simpsons Trivia Hereaeoinoeanofiaon… $5?! Get Outta Here, 37 pts
14. Why Would We Want to Marry Our Cousins? Cuz They're So Attractive, 35.5 pts
15. Attractive Cousins, 34.5 pts
16. Sega Genesis Chalmers, 33.5 pts
17. Bagged Me a Homer Tonight, 31 pts
18. That's One Fine Looking Trivia Team. Why Doesn't Mine Look Like That?, 29 pts
19. Lobster Stuffed with Tacos, 28.5 pts
20. My Mom Thinks My Trivia Team is Cool, 27.5 pts
21. Oh My Lord, Stupid Teams Need the Most Attention, 24 pts
21. Two Grapes, 24 pts
23. Arnie Pie in the Chi, 16.5 pts
24. Free Pizza? No, Money Down!, 15 pts
25. This Trivia Team Has Been Selected to Represent the School at the National Grammar Rodeo at the Sheridan Hotel in Canada, 4 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - January Editions

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  The Squeaky Voiced Teen, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!(Cakes)

EPISODES : 22 Short Films About Springfield, Bart Gets Famous, Marge Vs The Monorail

WINNERS : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: Bigger Than Jesus

THE MATT SMITH AWARD FOR OUTSTAND ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF TEAM NAMING EXCELLENCE : The Team That Will Be Dead in the Cold Ground Before We Recognize the Simpsons Sneaky Dee's Trivia

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1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: Bigger Than Jesus - 48 pts

2. Our Team Is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless - 46.5 pts

3. A Large Matt Smith-Like Animal, Most Likely Matt Smith, Has Wandered Down From the Hills in Search of Cocktails or Perhaps Employment - 45.5 pts

4. Remember That Time We Went to Simpsons Trivia and We Forgot How to Drive? - 40 pts

4. This Team Isn't About the Trivia, Chris! It's About Rebellion! About Political and Social Upheaval! - 40 pts

6. The Team That Will Be Dead in the Cold Ground Before We Recognize the Simpsons Sneaky Dee's Trivia - 37 pts

7. Guff Speaking Work Slackers - 33.5 pts

8. These Trivia Nights Are Just One Crushing Defeat After Another Until We Just Wish Flanders Was Dead - 27 pts

9. The Dogs With the Bees in Their Mouths and When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You - 21.5 pts

10. Can We Borrow a Feeling - 3 pts

10. The Fickle A-Holes - 3 pts

12. The Scorpios - NIL

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - December Edition

 

LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Marge's Cooking, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Jingle Bells, Batman Smells Lyrics

EPISODES :  Marge Be Not Proud, Miracle On Evergreen Terrace, In Marge We Trust

WINNERS : Kwik E Mart Gougers "We're Looking For a Tagline, Something Loose and Billowy for Our First Day Back at Trivia

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1.  Kwik E Mart Gougers "We're Looking For a Tagline, Something Loose and Billowy for Our First Day Back at Trivia - 48 pts

2. Eastern Europe's Favourite Simpson's Trivia Team-Worker and Parasite! - 43 pts

3. Well, Reverend Brazeau, We Were Talked into Doing an Event Called The Simpsons Trivia. But Our Hips Slipped and Our… Team’s Buttocks Came Into Contact With the Buttocks of Another Young Team! - 40 pts

4. Comet....Cupid....Donna Dixon? - 39 pts

5. Christmas Trees for Matt Smith and Bloody Spearheads for Chris - 38.5 pts

6. My trivia team's name is also Bort - 35 pts

7. Hey! Dive Shop! Time for Chili! - 34.5 pts

8. The B Sharps - 28.5 pts

9. I Don't Want to Name My *Damn* Trivia Team - 27 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia - Toronto November 2022

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Grampa Simpsons, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Ducks

EPISODES : Ragin' Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish, Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?, Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

THE MATT SMITH AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF TEAM NAMING EXCELLENCE : Chesty La Rue & the Hootie McBoobs

WINNERS : Hey Miss Doesn't-Find-Our-Team-Attractive-Sexually-Anymore - Tie Breaker Question Winner!

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Hey Miss Doesn't-Find-Our-Team-Attractive-Sexually-Anymore - 46 pts

1. Two Trivia Nights In One Month? I'd Better Check With The Reverend - 46 pts

3. Ford Said the Education Workers Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 45 pts

4. I Don't Like the Dive Shop Hosting 2 Simpsons Trivia Nights in One Month - 41.5 pts

5. Chesty La Rue & the Hootie McBoobs - 40.5 pts

6. The Christ Punchers - 36.5 pts

7. Moochin' War Widows - 32 pts

8. Most Improved Odor - 31.5 pts

9. Do Not Attempt Sexual Intercourse for Years of Simpson's Trivia Have Left Your Genitals Withered and Useless - 30 pts

10. Let's Get Silly - 29.5 pts

11. I Don't Want to Name My Damn Trivia Team - 29 pts

12. Lovematic Grampas - 28 pts

13. Tied For Sixth with Table Time & Allied Biscuit - 24.5 pts

14. Zephrs - 24 pts

15. Don't You Hate Pants?! - 17.5 pts

16. The Groundskeepers - 10 pts

October 31, 2022 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Hans Moleman, Vacations and Getaways
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror IV, Treehouse of Horror V
Winner: Allied Biscuit
Best Team Name: Last Time We Were at Trivia, The Host Called His Baby and the Baby Looked at Me

1. Allied Biscuit, 49.5 pts
2. We Didn't Spend Ten Years as Homicidal Maniacs Without Learning a Few Things About Simpsons Trivia, 47.5 pts
3. Fresh From the Streets of Sussex, 45 pts
3. This Team has Just One Thing to Say: Let's Have Less Money for Public Schools and More Money for Simpsons Trivia, 45 pts
3. Duh-Duh Idiots, 45 pts
6. Someone Set This Team to Evil, 44.5 pts
7. Relax Honey, You're Back with Your Trivia Family Where There is Nothing to Be Afraid Of, Except that Fifth Round Which Turns People Inside Out, 44 pts
8. Quoth the Raven: What A Team, 43.5 pts
9. In Order to Win, Use the Shin, 43 pts
10. Do Be Warned: One of Our Trivia Hosts is a Cannibal. Try to Guess Which One! I Think You'll Be Pleasantly Surprised, 42 pts
11. Last Time We Were at Trivia, The Host Called His Baby and the Baby Looked at Me
11. First We Get the Pizza, Then We Get the Power, Then We Win the Trivia, 41 pts
12. A Team of Low Brows, No Brows, and Ignorami, 40.5 pts
12. Worker & Parasite, 40.5 pts
14. Milhouse Most Wanted, 40 pts
15. Neil Arsenty: America's Favorite Eight and a Half Incher, 39.5 pts
16. Spooky, Sexy Flanders, 35.5 pts
17. I Feel Sorry for Everyone Who's Cooped Up Inside Watching the Third Game of the World Series. Yeah, They Won't Learn Anything about Pizza Today!, 35 pts
18. Help! My Husband is Trying to Vote for Kodos! Over., 34.5 pts
19. Lousy Smarch Weather, 33 pts
20. Behold! The Ravages of Age, 30.5 pts
21. Well, No Offense, Lady, But What You Don't Know Could Fill a Warehouse, 30 pts
21. Does This Look Like a Team That's Had All They Can Eat?, 30 pts
23. Me Fail Trivia? That's Unpossible, 28 pts
24. Amusing Tombstone, 27 pts
25. Dig Your Own Grave and Save!, 25 pts
26. Jim Nabors is Way Cool, 23.5 pts
27. The Saxamaphones, 18 pts
27. The Best Part of This Gypsy Wedding is, I'm Not the Hairiest One Here, 18 pts
29. The Be Sharps, 17.5
30. John Denver Christmas Special, 12.5 pts
30. Thrillhouse, 12.5 pts
32. Free-Range Children, 7 pts
33. D'OH, 0 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - October 2022 Halloween Edition!

 

LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Xena/Lucy Lawless, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - All the Players from the Power Plant Soft Ball Team in Order of the Talkin' Softball Song

EPISODES :  Black Widower, Itchy & Scratchy Land, Cape Feare

WINNERS : Don't Think Matt Smith Would Wear a Plastic Smock With his Face on it. He Would at Halloween!

THE MATT SMITH AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF TEAM NAMING EXCELLENCE : Hey Hey! Tonight I'm Going to Suck... At Trivia

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

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1. Don't Think Matt Smith Would Wear a Plastic Smock With his Face on it. He Would at Halloween! - 41.5 pts

2. Queens of the Harpies - 40.5 pts

3. To Pronounce this Team Name Correctly, I Would Have to Pull Out Your Tongue - 40 pts

4. Behold the Ravages of Age - 38.5 pts

5. We're Filling in For "Think Unspooky Thoughts" Who are Presumed Dead or on Vacation - 37.5 pts

5. Sex Cauldron - 37.5 pts

7. Did Everyone Wash Their Necks Like Chris Asked? - 37 pts

8. 152 Americans Can't Be Wrong 35.5 pts

9. Hey Hey! Tonight I'm Going to Suck... At Trivia - 35 pts

9. Ah, Here's Your Problem, This Team is Switched to Evil - 35 pts

11. The Little Spanish Fleas - 33 pts

12. Xena Needs Xex - 32.5 pts

13. Lovematic Grampas - 28 pts

14. A Bunch of Cats Taped Together - no scores submitted