September 6, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Sideshow Bob Roberts, Last Temptation of Homer, Deep Space Homer
Categories: Kent Brockman, Animals
Winner: The Thompsons

Final Standings:
1. The Thompsons, 46.5 pts
2. The S.S. Microwave, 46 pts
3. The Blurst of Times, 45.5 pts
3. Do Not Touch Willie, 45.5 pts
5. The Antoine Bugle Boys, 45 pts
5. The Competent Drum Work of Don Brewer, 45 pts
7. It Was A Team Effort, And I Was The One Who Came Up With The Whole Team Idea...ME!, 44.5 pts
8. Secret Hobo Spices, 43.5 pts
8. The Team That Got More Gongs Than The Breakdancing Robot That Caught On Fire, 43.5 pts
10. Token Black Panelist, Drederick Tatum, 43 pts
11. B Sharp Minors, 42 pts
12. Shelbyville Shelbyvillians, 41 pts
12. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns, 41 pts
14. Team Names That Rhyme With Corey, 39.5 pts
14. The Brotherhood of Fruit Packers and Unpackers, 39.5 pts
16. The Up And At Thems, 37.5 pts
17. Egghead Likes His Booky-Wook, 37 pts
17. Our Team Name Is Stacy, But You Can Call Us *wolf whistle*, 37 pts
19. Sexy Dames And Plenty Of 'Em, 36 pts
20. Brain and Nerve Tonic, 35 pts
20. Team Discovery Channel, 35 pts
22. The Magical Man From Happyland In A Gumdrop House On Lollipop Lane, 34 pts
23. Women & Seamen, 33 pts
24. Thrillhouse, 31.5 pts
25. Isotopes, 30.5 pts
26. The Team That Picked Its Nose Too Much. Or Not Enough, 29 pts
27. The Congealed Group, 28 pts
28. You Might Remember Me From..., 27.5 pts
29. Sexually Attracted To Fire, 26 pts
30. Jub-Jub, 24 pts
31. Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three, 23 pts
32. Allied Biscuits, 18.5 pts
33. In Rod We Trust, 17.5 pts
34. Rollin' With The Homies, 16 pts
34. Knifey-Spooney, 16 pts
36. In Yer Face, Space Coyote, 10 pts
37. Flaming Joes, 8.5 pts
38. Boo-Urns, 4 pts
39. Hey, Deng Xiaoping died, 0 pts

August 14, 2012 - Toronto (2nd anniversary edition)

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Who Shot Mr. Burns? Pt. 1, Who Shot Mr. Burns? Pt. 2, Summer of 4 ft. 2
Categories: Comic Book Guy, Steve Allen
Winner: None (exhibition game)

Team Names:
1. Our Team No Function Beer Well Without
2. A Word To The Audience: Even Though Tonight's Simpsons Trivia Is Being Broadcast on Fox, There's No Need For Obnoxious Hooting and Hollering
3. Iron Helps Us Play
4. Team Dick Tracy, Take That Pruneface; Now I'm Pruneface, Take That Dick Tracy; Now I'm Prune Tracy, Take That Dick--
5. Local Team Loses Pants, Life
6. Young Women Are Going To Want To Have Sex With Us, And We Want Them To Think They Can
7. No One Ever Suspects The Butterfly
8. Of Course, My Sweet; This Team Will Make Soothing Ocean Sounds For You <wave><foghorn><squawk><wave><pirate 'Arr, Matey'>
9. The Ku Klux Klams
10. Some Blind Tiger Jerking Suds on The Side
11. Kwik-E-Smarts
12. We Need A Team Name That's Witty At First, But Less Funny Each Time You Hear It
13. A Crash Course In Depravity
14. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts
15. Le Grille? What The Hell Is That?
16. The Pöpli Kids (I Just Hate Them So Much)
17. What Kind of Team Name Is Filled With Rambunctious Yahoos And Hot Jazz Music At 1 am?
18. Sparkling Cleae Mountain Goat
19. Steak?
20. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked
21. Loaf-time: The Cable Network For The Unemployed
22. A Team Fiendishly Clever In Its Intricacies
23. Rich Uncle Skeleton
24. Ariaga & Ariaga II
25. Mary-Ann's Hammocks
26. Team Discovery Channel
27. Thrillhouse of Horror
28. The Ennals Show Has Been Put On Hiatus For Retooling
29. The Team That Took The #1 Cracker Factory In Town To A Tie For Fifth With Table Time And The Allied Biscuits
30. This Team, Sir, Has The Boorish Manners of a Yalie
31. Born To Runner-Up
32. Sex Cauldron
33. Get Confident, Stupid!
34. Space Coyotes
35. We Make A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team
36. The Amanda Factor Fan Club
37. Andrew, We Liked Your Hustle. That's Why It Was So Hard To Cut You.
38. Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
39. Up With Miniskirts
40. Hell's Satans
41. Hell's Satans (out of Bakersfield)
42. Ten Iroquois Twists
43. The Employees of Hypercompuglobalmeganet
44. That's How We Roll
45. Bonerland Medical Association
46. The Popes of Chilitown
47. Hey, That Bartender Looks Like John Travolta
48. The Tar Fumes Are Making Us Dizzy
49. Things That Rhyme With Corey
50. Professor P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium And Great American Steakery
51. Homer's Phobia
52. Mr. Snrub
53. Up Yours, Children!
54. The Holy Rollers
55. One Team REALLY Loves The Speedo Man
56. The Team Whose Name You'd Love To Touch
57. This Things I Believe
58. A Shiny New Donkey For The Team That Brings Us The Head of Colonel Montoya
59. We're So Hungry, We Could Eat At Arby's
60. Stupider Like A Fox
61. Poss
62. You See How You Scum
63. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College
64. Yeah...LOOKS like...
65. Here Comes The Metric System
66. The Team Who Grabbed Her Swee-Sw-Sw-Sw-Sweet Can
67. Melvin & the Squirrels
68. Where's My Burrito?
69. Mr. Ennals Stop Your Reading Of The Team Names is Becoming A Nuisance Stop If You Do Not Cease We Will Be Forced To Pursue Legal Action Stop This Team Hollywood California

August 2, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Brother From The Same Planet, Realty Bites, A Fish Called Selma
Categories: Hans Moleman, Rivals
Winner: The Mediocre Presidents

Final Standings:
1. The Mediocre Presidents, 47.5 pts
2. The Antoine Bugle Boys, 44.5 pts
2. We're Here, We're Queer, We Don't Want Any More Bears, 44.5 pts
4. The Rory Calhouns, 44 pts
4. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician, And A Statistician, 44 pts
6. Our Sodies Are Too Cold, Our Teef Hurt, 42 pts
7. The All Ighty Ollar, 41.5 pts
8. Skincare Consultant Rowena, 41 pts
9. The Simpsons, 40.5 pts
10. Pepito, The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World, 39 pts
10. Simpsons Trivia? I Thought This Was The Line For Metallica, 39 pts
12. Soon I'll Be Queen Of Summertime, 38.5 pts
13. Homer J. Fong, 38 pts
14. Gore Vidal Has Kissed More Boys Than Us, 36.5 pts
15. The Brotherhood of Fruit Packers and Unpackers, 36 pts
16. Do You Think They Should Talking About S-E-X In Front Of The C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N?, 32.5 pts
16. Two Comely Lasses of Virtue True, 32.5 pts
18. The Hammock District, 32 pts
19. Boiling Hot Texas-Style Ginger Ales, 31.5 pts
20. Krudler, 29 pts
21. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, 28.5 pts
22. We Like Our Beer Cold, Our TV Loud, And Our Homosexuals Flaming, 28 pts
22. Lee Carvallho's Trivia Challenge, 28 pts
24. Temple University Class of 1987, 27.5 pts
24. Barbeque Wrecking Know Nothing Know It Alls, 27.5 pts
26. Ku Klux Klams, 27 pts
27. Simpsons Christmas Boogie, 26 pts
27. Dig Up, Stupid, 26 pts
29. The Team That Picked Its Nose Too Much...Or Not Enough, 25.5 pts
30. Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo, 24.5 pts
30. Sherri But Not Terri, 24.5 pts
32. Fat Cats Eating Plankton, 22.5 pts
33. 2 Minus 3 Equals Negative Fun, 21 pts
34. Needs More Dog, 20 pts
35. Tibor, 18.5 pts
35. Team Discovery Channel, 18.5 pts
37. Well We Do Have A Warm Sense of Well-Being, And We Seem To Be Slurring Our Speech, 14.5 pts
38. Skinny Snorklers, 8 pts
39. Ah, An Interview With Lorne Michaels, -81 pts

July 12, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Kamp Krusty, Homer At The Bat, Boy Scoutz 'N The Hood
Categories: Mr. Burns, Toys & Games
Winner: The Springfield Shopper


Final Standings:
1. The Springfield Shopper, 47.5 pts
2. The Mediocre Presidents, 47 pts
3. Local Team Loses Pants, Life, 46.5 pts
4. Dear Ratboy, 45.5 pts
5. I Know Where We Can Get Some Baguettes, 45 pts
5. 64 Slices of American Cheese, 45 pts
5. Funky See Funky Do, 45 pts
8. Ol' Painty Can Ned, 44 pts
9. Nachos, Flanders Style, 43 pts
9. Abortions For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others, 43 pts
11. More Asbestos!, 42.5 pts
12. Sweet Merciful Crap, 39.5 pts
12. Flim Springfield, 39.5 pts
12. The I Didn't Do It Dancers, 39.5 pts
12. Two Guys From Quantico, 39.5 pts
16. A Cold-Hearted Republican To Lower Taxes, Brutalize Criminals and Rule You Like A King, 37.5 pts
17. The Starting Lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 37 pts
18. The Legend of the Dog-Faced Woman, 36 pts
18. Thrillho, 36 pts
20. Shake Harder Boy, 35 pts
21. A Cement Mixer Full of Hope And Some Cement, 34.5 pts
22. The Team That Could Tell If It Was A Pimple Or A Boil, 34 pts
23. The Soul Mass Transit System, 33 pts
24. Team Discover Channel, 32.5 pts
24. The Lovematic Grampa, 32.5 pts
24. Gummi Artisans Who Work Exclusively In The Medium of Gummi, 32.5 pts
27. Loewenstein..., 31 pts
27. Steamed Hams, 31 pts
29. The Team That Picks Its Nose Too Much...Or Not Enough, 30 pts
30. Khlau Kalash, 29 pts
31. Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644, 27 pts
32. Badger My Ass, We're Probably Milhouse, 25.5 pts
33. Hell's Satans, 23 pts
34. See This Hat? Twas My Cat, 20.5 pts
35. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 19.5 pts
36. Vitamin R, 19 pts
37. Chesty Larue, 18.5 pts
38. Everything's Coming Up Roe, 9.5 pts
39. Reverse Vampire, 8 pts
40. Tonight, A Stowaway Bar Is Terrorizing Space Shuttle Astronauts, 2F20

July 10, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Itchy & Scratchy Land, Boy Scoutz N The Hood, Bart Carny
Categories: Martin Prince, Movies
Winner: Bonjourrrr, Ya Cheese-Eatin' Surrenderr Monkeys
Press Clippings:

Global TV News, Toronto
http://www.globaltoronto.com/video/the+simpsons+bomb+shelter/video.html?v=2254948554&p=1&s=dd#video

Final Standings:
1. Bonjourrrr, Ya Cheese-Eatin' Surrenderr Monkeys, 49 pts
2. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 48 pts
3. 'Tis A Fine Team, But Sure 'Tis No Pool, English, 47 pts
3. One Team REALLY Seems to Love The Speedo Guy, 47 pts
5. The Beer Barons, 46.5 pts
6. We'll Show YOU Inanimate!, 45.5 pts
7. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 44 pts
8. Sex Cauldron, 43.5 pts
8. The First Non-Brazilian Team To Travel Backwards Through Time, 43.5 pts
10. Remember When Your Dog Ate My Goldfish, And You Lied And Said I Didn't Have Any Goldfish? Then Why Did I Have The Bowl, Bart? Why Did I Have The Bowl?, 43 pts
11. People Who Look Like Things, 42 pts
11. Fork & Spoon Operators, 42 pts
11. Some Guys From MIT Who Think Captain Picard Is Better Than Captain Kirk, 42 pts
14. Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie & The Great 'Frisco Freakout, 41.5 pts
15. Night Boat: You Don't Have To Yell, He's All Around You, 41 pts
15. Saint Sebastian's Schol For Wicked Girls, 41 pts
17. The Itchy Lot, 40.5 pts
17. Our Team No Function Beer Well Without, 40.5 pts
17. This Year, Give Her English Muffins, 40.5 pts
20. Stupider Like A Fox, 40 pts
20. The Bad Neighbors, 40 pts
22. Hail Ants: Martin Prince, 39 pts
22. Never Try, 39 pts
22. Put Some Ardor In Your Larder with Our Energizing, Moisturizing, Tantalizing, Romanticizing, Surprising, Her-prizing, Revitalizing Teeeaam Naaame, 39 pts
25. The Christ Punchers, 38.5 pts
26. (Dignity), 38 pts
26. The Inanimate Carbon Rods, 38 pts
28. The Menthol Mooses, 37.5 pts
28. The Queens of Summertime...We Mean Kings! Kings!, 37.5 pts
28. Go Banana!, 37.5 pts
31. I Don't Know What Kind Of Trivia You Have Planned For Tonight, But Count Me Out, 36.5 pts
32. Truck-A-Saurus, featuring Marlon Brando as John Truckasaurus, 36 pts
33. A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name, 35.5 pts
33. This Team Gets 40 Rods To The Hog's Head, And That's The Way We Likes It, 35.5 pts
33. Young Women Are Going To Want To Have Sex With Us, And We Want Them To Think They Can, 35.5 pts
36. Don't You Hate Pants?, 34 pts
37. Space Coyotes, 33.5 pts
38. Thrillho, 33 pts
39. Two Minus Three Equal Negative Fun, 32.5 pts
39. Springfield's Young Hip Power Couples Like Me And Debbie Pinson, 32.5 pts
41. Here Comes The Metric System, 32 pts
42. Salad Friend Winners, 31.5 pts
42. The Darlings Of The So-Called City Fathers, 31.5 pts
44. Ajax Steel Mill, 28 pts
44. The Close Talkers, 28 pts
46. Can Superman Outrun The Flash?, 26 pts
47. The Goggles Do Nothing, 25.5 pts
48. The Up And At Thems, 25 pts
49. It's A Door: Use It!, 22.5 pts
49. The Ruddigers, 22.5 pts
50. Prince Skipper Skipple, or Primnipple Skimster, 19 pts51. Flaming Moe's, 18.5 pts
51. The Squirrel-Squashing Deer-Smackers, 18.5 pts
53. Kwik-E-Smarts, 15 pts
53. The Winners of the Milhouse 500, 15 pts
55. Missing Simpsons Trivia: That's A Paddling, 11.5 pts
56. No One Must Know We Dropped Our Glasses In The Toilet. Not Us, The Team That Drafted The Paris Peace Accord, 9.5 pts
56. Your Bra Bomb Better Work, Nerdlinger, 9.5 pts

June 12, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: New Kid On The Block, King-Size Homer, Bart's Comet
Categories: Hans Moleman, Vacations & Getaways
Winner: The Dreaded Rear Admirals
Press Clippings:

Toronto Standard
Feature: A Perfectly Cromulent Trivia Night
http://www.torontostandard.com/culture/a-perfectly-cromulent-trivia-night

Final Standings:
1. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 48 pts
2. The Beer Barons, 45 pts
2. We Are Not All Vibrant, Fun-Loving Sex Maniacs. Many of Us Are Bitter, Resentful Individuals Who Remember the Good Old Days When Pub Trivia Was Bland and Inoffensive, 45 pts
4. The Gay Robots from Stars Wars, 44.5 pts
5. This Team Is Part of Us All. A Part of Us All. A Part of Us All! Sorry To Repeat Ourselves But It’ll Help You Remember, 42.5 pts
5. Up Yours, Children, 42.5 pts
5. A Fridge Too Far, 42. 5 pts
8. Sex Cauldron, 42 pts
9. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 41 pts
10. What Time and How Burnt?, 40.5 pts
11. The Itchy Lot, 40 pts
11. The Wee Turtles, 40 pts
13. Robert Goulet Destroyers, 39 pts
14. Ayn Rand School for Tots Class of ’89, 38.5 pts
14. Krusty Brand Imitation Team Name, 38.5 pts
14. The Cast from the 1971 Film “Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and great ‘Frisco Freakout’’, starring Troy McClure, 38.5 pts
17. Shroud of Turin Beach Towels, 38 pts
18. Mad About Shoe, 37.5 pts
18. We’re So Smart, They Hooked Us Up to a Big Computer, To Try To Teach It Some Things, but We Had So Much Knowledge It Overloaded and Then It Got Really Hot and Caught On Fire, 37.5 pts
20. Grown Up Nerds Like Gore Vidal, 36 pts
21. Naming Your Team: That's A Paddling, 35 pts
21. This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate (That's Bad), 35 pts
23. Hepped Up On Goofballs, 34.5 pts
23. More Asbestos! More Asbestos! More Asbestos!, 34.5 pts
25. Never Try, 34 pts
26. Milpool, 33.5 pts
27. Here Comes The Metric System, 33 pts
27. Stupider Like A Fox, 33 pts
29. Johnny Deformed, 32 pts
29. Young Women Are Going to Want to Have Sex With Us, and We Want Them To Think They Can, 32 pts
31. No Fires!, 31.5 pts
31. The Düffs, from Sweden, 31.5 pts
33. Non-Union Mexican Equivalents, 31 pts
34. Excuse Me, Our Team Is Also Named Bort, 30.5 pts
35. Armin's Copy of Swank, 27.5 pts
36. Our Team’s Parents Were Herb and Judy Nahasapeemapetilon, 24 pts
36. Ku Klux Klam, 24 pts
38. So, This Team Heard You Don't Like The Old-Time Bikes, 22 pts
39. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face, 17.5 pts
40. The Walking Clocks, 15.5 pts
40. You Mean There Really Is A Bart?, 15.5 pts
42. Bort, 14.5 pts
42. This Team Is Directly Under The Earth's Sun...Now, 14.5 pts
44. Bullfrogs? That’s A Funny Name. I’d Have Called 'Em Chazzwazzers!, 9.5 pts
44. Ugly Doris, 9.5 pts

June 7, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: New Kid On The Block, King-Size Homer, You Only Move Twice
Categories: Barney, Vehicles
Winner: The Mediocre Presidents
Press Clippings:


Time Out New York
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/things-to-do/new-york-citys-best-trivia-nights


Final Standings:
1. The Mediocre Presidents, 44 pts
2. The Following Cars Have Been Broken Into, 43.5 pts
2. 64 Slices of American Cheese, 43.5 pts
4. I Think That We're Called 'The Team That Couldn't Slow Down', 42 pts
5. Brad Storch, 37.5 pts
5. Rowdy Roddy Peeper, 37.5 pts
5. The Greatest Team Ever Hula-ed, 37.5 pts
8. Krudler, 37 pts
9. Non-Union Mexican Equivalents, 36.5 pts
10. Mrs. Pommelhorse, 35.5 pts
11. Some Kind Of Non-Giving-Up Guys, 32 pts
12. Dialing Wands, 30.5 pts
13. Captain Wacky (Later Renamed Homer), 30 pts
13. Precious Cans, 30 pts
15. Pin Pals, 29.5 pts
15. The Magical Men From Happyland In A Gumdrop House On Lollipop Lane, 29.5 pts
17. Steamed Hams, 29 pts
18. Hortense The Mull-Faced Doll, 28 pts
18. You Mean Serberus?, 28 pts
20. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad, 27 pts
21. Nevin R. Johnson, 25 pts
22. Scouse Colonials, 24.5 pts
23. Foolish Customer! You Cannot Hurt A Twinkie!, 24 pts
24. Nuke The Whales, 22.5 pts
25. Team Dangerous Emissions Supervisor, 19 pts
26. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 18.5 pts
27. Fartacus, 13 pts
28. The Be Sharps, 12.5 pts
29. Winners 4 Superman, 11.5 pts
30. The Kitten Whisperers aka Young Garnier Fructis, 4 pts
30. Yvan Eht Nioj, 4 pts
32. We Need The Kwik-E-Mart, 3 pts