April 10, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Brother From The Same Planet, A Fish Called Selma, Marge In Chains
Categories: Kent Brockman, Rivals
Winner: That Idiot Tibor Lost Our Team Name
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Final Standings:

1. That Idiot Tibor Lost Our Team Name, 46.5 pts (won tiebreaker)

1. Think Of This Team When You’re Having The Best Sex Of Your Life, 46.5 pts
2. The Beer Barons, 45 pts
3. Flim Springfield, 44.5 pts
4. The FBI Light Opera Society Singing The Complete Gilbert & Sullivan, 44 pts
4. We Never Realized How Boring This Game Is, 44 pts
6. Sex Cauldron, 42.5 pts
7. We’re The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 41.5 pts
8. That Pier 1 By Pier 17, 39.5 pts
9. Here Comes The Metric System!, 39 pts
9. Up Yours, Children!, 39 pts
11. Eat All Of Our Shirts, 38 pts
11. Melvin & The Squirrels, 38 pts
11. Naming A Team: That’s A Paddling, 38 pts
14. Don’t Call Me Mr. Scorpion, It’s Mr. Scorpio, But Don’t Call Me That Either, 37.5 pts
15. The Team That Barely Touched Its Banana Kabooms, 36.5 pts

16. Bees Are On The What Now?, 36 pts

17. The Rumpy Doppelgangers, 35 pts

18. Scotchtoberfest, 34.5 pts
19. Behold! We Are King Talky Tiki, We Are Your God Now!, 34 pts
19. Daaaaryl….Daaaaaaryl, 34 pts
21. Team Discovery Channel, 33 pts
22. We Bought This Name At Pink Floyd’s Yard Sale, 32.5 pts
23. Stupid Like A Fox, 32 pts
24. Call Me Mr. Devereaux, 31.5 pts
24. Low Income Nobodies, 31.5 pts

26. Never Try, 31 pts

26. The Pressed Peanut Sweepings, 31 pts
28. Time To Go Home To My Mansion And Eat My Lobster, 30.5 pts

29. 5 Little Rory Calhouns, 30 pts

30. An All-Star Team of Freelance Terrorists, 28.5 pts
30. Apes A-Poppin’, 28.5 pts

32. I’m Dick Tracy, Now I’m Prune Face, Now I’m Prune Tracy, Now I’m --, 27.5 pts

33. Puke-a-hontas, 27 pts

34. Abortions For All, 26.5 pts

34. Lobsters Stuffed With Tacos, 26.5 pts

36. The Infinite Passion Of Ganisha, 26 pts

37. The Hammock Complex on Third, 25.5 pts

38. General (sic) Klink, 25 pts

39. Mr. Sparkle-o aka The Fishbulbs, 16.5 pts

40. The Gwailo!, 16 pts

41. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 13 pts

42. The D’oh Nuts!!, 12 pts

43. Eye of The Tiger, 8 pts

44. Minecraft, 5 pts

45. Team Anchtuins, 3.5 pts

April 5, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Bart Gets Famous, Homer The Great, Lisa The Vegetarian
Categories: Dr. Nick Riviera, Literature
Winner: The Whitey Whackers

Final Standings:
1. The Whitey Whackers, 46.5 pts
2. Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors, 45 pts
3. My Geode Must Be Acknowledged, 44.5 pts
3. We're Idaho, 44.5 pts
5. The Jittery Eskimo Firefighters, 44 pts
6. Rappin' Ronnie Reagan, 43 pts
7. The Roy Cohns, 42 pts
8. The Load-Bearing Posters, 41.5 pts
8. Dogs Who Were Mistakenly Issued Credit Cards, 41.5 pts
10. Juggler's Despair, 41 pts
10. First I'll Reach In And Pull My Legs Out With My Arms, Then I'll Pull My Arms Out With My Face, 41 pts
10. Perfectly Cromulent, 41 pts
13. I've Gotta Stop Fantasizing About Lee Majors *sound effect*, 40.5 pts
14. Sideshow Raheem, 34 pts
14. The News On Parade Corporation Presents News On Parade Corporation News, 34 pts
14. Endless Possiblyties, 34 pts
17. This Just In: Go To Hell, 33 pts
17. Aagh! My Groin!, 33 pts
19. Steamed Hams, 29 pts
20. Hans Moleman, 27.5 pts
21. Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con, 27 pts
22. Very Tall Men, 23 pts
23. Kang And My Sister Kodos, 22 pts
23. The Red Things Connected To My Wristwatch, 22 pts
23. Rich Uncle Skeleton, 22 pts
26. The Ruiners (My Sister Likes You), 21.5 pts
27. Capt. Geech & The Shrimp Shack Shooters, 19.5 pts
28. The Stinger, 17.5 pts
29. Misuta Supakoru, 15.5 pts
30. Homer's My Second Dad, 14.5 pts
31. Jawsome, 12 pts
31. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 12 pts
33. Pitt The Elders, 11 pts
34. Lard Lad Donuts, 2 pts
35. The Saskatchewan Roughriders Scored Only 4 Rouges Last Season, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34

March 13, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Mayored To The Mob, Lisa's Substitute, Homer vs. the 18th Amendment
Categories: Dr. Hibbert, Vehicles
Winner: Flim Springfield

Final Standings:
1. Flim Springfield, 46.5 pts
2. Chugalug House, 44.5 pts
3. The Beer Barons, 43.5 pts
4. On This Team We Obey The Laws Of Thermodynamics, 43 pts
4. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell and We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 43 pts
6. Sex Cauldron, 42.5 pts
7. Truly, Ours Is A Butt That Won't Quit, 40.5 pts
8. Are You The Creator of "Hi and Lois"? Because You Are Making Me Laugh, 39.5 pts
8. The Shame Spirals, 39.5 pts
10. More Jeremy's Testicles Means More Jeremy's Iron, 39 pts
10. The Warning Gators, 39 pts
12. A Fridge Too Far, 38.5 pts
13. I Don't Think A Healthy Team Can Make That Kinda Smell, 38 pts
13. Up Yours, Children!, 38 pts
15. The Krusty Partially-Gelatinated Gum-Based Beverages, 37 pts
15. Words That Rhyme With Corey, 37 pts
17. Women And Seamen, 36 pts
18. The Little Bald Girls With No Lollipops, 35.5 pts
19. Ariaga! Ariaga 2! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Rizzoza!, 35 pts
20. More Rubber Stamps [Approved], 34.5 pts
21. Never Try, 34 pts
21. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People, 34 pts
21. We Knew Internal Affairs Was Setting Us Up, 34 pts
24. The Winners of The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence, 33.5 pts
25. Good Grief, More Satan's Boners, 33 pts
26. Is Some Blind Tiger Jerking Suds On The Side?, 32 pts
26. We Hear 'R's As 'B's, 32 pts
28. Arriaga 2, 31 pts
29. I'm Seeing Double Here: Four Krustys, 30.5 pts
29. We Are The Mediocre Presidents, 30.5 pts
31. It's A Pornography Store. I Was Buying Pornography, 30 pts
31. Pageant Of The Transmundane, 30 pts
33. Melvin & The Squirrels, 29 pts
33. The Team That Barely Touched Their Banana Kabooms, 29 pts
33. Watch Out, Laszlo Panaflex!, 29 pts
36. Scotchtoberfest, 28 pts
37. Everything's Coming Up Thrillpool, 27 pts
37. Ingredients: Salt, Artifical Honey Roasting Agents, Pressed Peanut Sweepings, 27 pts
37. Our Fingers Are Too Fat To Write This Team Name, 27 pts
40. Team Discovery Channel, 25.5 pts
41. Grover Cleveland Spanked Us On Two Non-Consecutive Occasions, 25 pts
42. Chock Full Of Heady Goodness, 24 pts
42. We Begged You To Look At Ours First...We Begged You, 24 pts
44. Christian, Jew Or Miscellaneous, 23.5 pts
44. Rickey Rouse, 23.5 pts
46. Bake 'Em Away, Toys, 23 pts
47. Enjoy Your Death Trap, Ladies, 22.5 pts
48. Team Go Banana!, 22 pts
49. Chuzzwuzzers, 20.5 pts
49. The Residents of North Kilt-Town, 20.5 pts
51. Lester & Eliza, 19 pts
52. Homer Simpson Broke My Pig, 17 pts
52. The Steamed Hams, 17 pts
54. The Yvan Eht Niojs, 13.5 pts
55. Team 9-1-2, 11.5 pts
56. My Dingaling, My Dingaling, I Want You To Play With My Dingaling, 9.5 pts

March 1, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Homer vs. The 18th Amendment, Marge vs. The Monorail, Bart vs. Australia
Categories: Ned Flanders, Alcohol
Winner: People Who Look Like Things

Final Standings:
1. People Who Look Like Things, 46.5 pts
2. Where The Dead Come Alive (Metaphorically), 45 pts
3. Donuts, And The Possibility Of More Donuts To Come, 44.5 pts
4. A Little Show Called "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman", 43.5 pts
5. Lord Palmerston, 43 pts
6. Sit Perfectly Still; Only I May Dance, 41.5 pts
7. The Cromulent Ones, 40.5 pts
8. First You Get The Sugar, Then You Get The Power, Then You Get The Women, 37.5 pts
9. Matsumura Fishworks & Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 35 pts
10. Raisin Roundies, 33.5 pts
11. Pyle! Shazam!, 31 pts
12. Ayatollah Assahollah, 29.5 pts
13. The Congealed Group, 29 pts
14. Repressitol, 28 pts
15. Designated Drivers: The Life-Saving Nerds, 27.5 pts
16. Flancrest Enterprises, 27 pts
16. The Special Dialing Wands, 27 pts
18. Legend Of The Dog-Faced Woman, 25.5 pts
19. Battle Toads, 24.5 pts
19. Heybartdoyouwannaseemynewchainsawandhockeymask, 24.5 pts
21. The Thompsons, 21 pts
22. Commie-Nazis, 20 pts
23. Vassar Bashers, 18.5 pts
24. Neglecterinos, 18 pts
24. Okay Everybody, Who Likes The Doobie Brothers?, 18 pts
24. Tastes Like Burning, 18 pts
27. Big Bowl Of Strawberry Ice Cream, 16 pts
27. Knifey-Spooney, 16 pts
29. Large Supple Breasts, 12.5 pts
30. Xena Needs Xex, 7 pts
31. Snowballs, 0 pts

February 13, 2011 - Toronto

Location: The Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Another Simpsons Clip Show, Grade School Confidential, Bart After Dark
Categories: Sideshow Bob, Sex
Winner: Ayatollah Assahollah

Final Standings:
1. Ayatollah Assahollah, 49 pts
2. Nothing Gets Chocolate Out, 48.5 pts
3. Sex Cauldron, 46 pts
3. The Leader Beans, 46 pts
5. Our Team Engaged In Intercourse With Your Spouse Or Significant Other, 45.5 pts
6. Professor P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium And Great American Steakery, 45 pts
6. The Men Of the 9th Bearded Infantry, 45 pts
6. We Are Disgusted, 45 pts
6. We're Gettin' Drive Thru and We're Doin' It Twice, 45 pts
10. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 44 pts
11. Whoop-Dee-Do, Tarantula Town, I'm In Love, 43.5 pts
12. Mr. Putter, 42.5 pts
13. Our Team Name Is Just Like The Other Team Names, But With One Important Difference. Oh, They Took That Out. Yes, It Is Just Like The Other Team Names, 41 pts
14. 64 Slices Of American Cheese, 40 pts
14. You Have Selected Regicide, 40 pts
16. Never Try, 39.5 pts
17. Don't Ask Me, I'm, Just A Girl, 38 pts
17. Glower Power, 38 pts
17. Nuke The Whales, 38 pts
20. Everything's Coming Up Thrillpool, 37 pts
20. Melvin & The Squirrels, 37 pts
20. Secret Hobo Spices, 37 pts
20. The Team That Took 45 Minutes To Locate Canada On A Map, 37 pts
24. The Soul Mass Transit System, 36.5 pts
25. The Grade A Morons From Bovine University, 36 pts
26. Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys, 35 pts
27. Enjoy Your Death Trap, Ladies, 34.5 pts
27. Mmm...Floor Pie, 34.5 pts
27. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 34.5 pts
30. I May Have Had A Drunken 3-Way With The Host And Got An STD, But YOU Have A Gambling Problem, 34 pts
30. John Marshall, Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Berger, 34 pts
30. Johnny?  Johnny?  Joohhnnnyyyy!, 34 pts
33. Something Cutting Edge, Like Cut-Co, Edge Com, Inter Slice, 33.5 pts
34. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face, 33 pts
35. Watch Out, Laszlo Panaflex, 32 pts
36. Iroquois Twists, 31.5 pts
37. I Fell Off The Jungle Gym And When I Woke Up I Was In Here, 31 pts
38. Our Half-Inflated Dark Lord, 28.5 pts
38. Space Coyote, 28.5 pts
40. Starland Vocal Band, 28 pts
41. The Christ Punchers, 26 pts
42. The Groin-Grabbingly Good Team, 25 pts
42. Team Discovery Channel, 25 pts
44. My Cat's Name Is Mittens, 22.5 pts
44. Thrillho, 22.5 pts
46. Malibu Stacey's Ex-Husbands Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin, 21 pts
47. Come Back Joey Jo Jo!, 11.5 pts
48. Puppy Goo-Goo, Fetch Me A Dream, 6 pts

February 2, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy, Homer's Enemy
Categories: Principal Skinner, U.S. Presidents
Winner: Dr. Tongue Has Arrived

Final Standings:
1. Dr. Tongue Has Arrived, 45.5 pts
2. The Mediocre Presidents, 44.5 pts
3. The Following People Are Gay, 43 pts
4. This Things I Believe, 41.5 pts
5. We Can Hear Pudding, 39.5 pts
5. The Searing Kiss of Hot Lead, How We've Missed You, 39.5 pts
7. I Think Women And Seamen Don't Mix, 38.5 pts
8. I Told You Not To Flush That, 36.5 pts
8. Nobody Ever Suspects The Butterfly, 36.5 pts
8. You Gotta Supply Your Own Knobs, 36.5 pts
11. Human Blimp Sees Flying Saucer, 36 pts
11. Nobody Ever Says Italy, 36 pts
13. Hoju, 35 pts
14. Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 34 pts
15. Pray For Mojo, 32.5 pts
16. Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp, 31.5 pts
17. Team Discovery Channel, 27.5 pts
18. Hootie McBoob, 26 pts
19. Frank Grimes And Misdemeanours, 25.5 pts
20. Big Fat Man Has Big Fat Heart, 24 pts
21. Geese Love Ganders, 21 pts
22. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns, 18.5 pts
22. Pin Pals, 18.5 pts
24. Xena Needs Xex, 15.5 pts
25. Nahasapeemapetilon, 6 pts
26. I've Got Two Questions: One - Where's The Fife? Two - Gimme The Fife, 0.00001 pts

January 10, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: $pringfield, The Front, Radioactive Man
Categories: Abe Simpson, Literature
Winner: The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers

Final Standings:
1. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 46.5 pts
2. Sex Cauldron, 45.5 pts
3. Two Grapes? Who Cares?, 44.5 pts
4. The Beer Barons, 43.5 pts
5. Globex Corporation - Germ Warfare Division, 43 pts
5. Some Guys Like A Challenge - Not Us!, 43 pts
5. The Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClures: Our Team Name Is Long Enough Without Nahasapeema-whatever, 43 pts
8. Kids With Mittens Pinned To Their Jackets All Year Round, 42 pts
9. It's A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name, 41 pts
10. Hello Mr...Ennals. Us Bad. Need Donuts Now, We Sick, 40.5 pts
11. A Fridge Too Far, 39.5 pts
11. Esquilax: The Team With The Head Of A Rabbit And The Body Of A Rabbit, 39.5 pts
13. Someone's Attractive Cousin, 38 pts
14. The I Didn't Do It Dancers, 37.5 pts
15. Needs More Dog, 37 pts
15. Tethered Swimming, 37 pts
15. The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatenango, 37 pts
18. Lionel Hutz aka Miguel Sanchez aka Dr. Nguyen Van Phoc, 34.5 pts
18. Scotchtoberfest, 34.5 pts
18. The Citizens Committee on Moral Hygiene, 34.5 pts
18. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 34.5 pts
18. Wolf Whistle. Cat growl. Click Click. Squeaking. Dog Growl. Panting. Barking. Howl. Bibbidy Bibbidy. Hubba Hubba, 34.5 pts
23. Tell Your Mom Her Cookies Suck, 33.5 pts
23. The Egg Advisory Council, 33.5 pts
23. The Magical Men From Happy Land In Gumdrop Houses On Lollipop Lane, 33.5 pts
26. Never Try, 33 pts
27. The Beer-Swilling Tube Jockeys, 32.5 pts
28. NYPD Shoes, 32 pts
29. Only Who Can Prevent Forest Fires? You Pressed "You", Referring To Me. That Is Incorrect. The Correct Answer Is You, 31.5 pts
29. The Bent Wookies, 31.5 pts
31. Can I Borrow A Feeling?, 29.5 pts
32. Too Many Grandmas, 28.5 pts
33. The Globex Corporation, 28 pts
33. P.S. I Am Gay, 28 pts
35. My Trivia Host's Breath Smells Like Trivia Food, 27 pts
35. White Hot Grease Fires Of Pure Entertainment, 27 pts
37. Melvin & The Squirrels, 26.5 pts
38. Gay For Moleman!, 25.5 pts
39. Bonerland, 25 pts
40. We're Here! We're Queer! We Don't Want Anymore Bears!, 23 pts
40. We're Only Scum A-Compared To Krusty, 23 pts
42. Sperms Of Endearment, 19.5 pts
43. Rich Finally Got His Burger, 18 pts
44. Canadians, 9.5 pts
45. Mellow Out Old Dudes Or I'll Jam This Baby Into The River, 8 pts
46. The Simpsons - Brooklyn Edition. Brooklyn Is Cool, 3 pts
47. D'ohnuts, 2.5 pts