Tuesday, May 8, 2012

May 8, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: The Boy Who Knew Too Much, The Springfield Connection, Mother Simpson
Categories: Mayor Quimby, Toys & Games
Winner: The Beer Barons

Final Standings:

1. The Beer Barons, 46.5 pts
2. Cue Ball, Eight Ball, Twelve Ball and Cue Ball, 45.5 pts
2. If The Ayatollah Can't Have It, NO ONE CAN, 45.5 pts
2. The Piano Tuners Local 412, 45.5 pts
2. That Idiot Tibor Lost Our Ability To Win Graciously, 45.5 pts
2. Think Of This Team When You're Having The Best Sex Of Your Life, 45.5 pts
7. I Was The One Who Came Up With The Whole Team Idea - ME!, 45 pts
8. Sex Cauldron, 43 pts
9. Sticking Together Is What Good Teams Do, 41.5 pts
9. We've Tried Ten Team Names And We're All Out Of Ideas, 41.5 pts
11. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 41 pts
11. There Are Too Many Teams Nowadays. Please Eliminate Three, 41 pts
13. Up Yours, Children!, 40.5 pts
14. Naming Your Team? That's A Paddling, 39.5 pts
15. Team Discovery Channel, 38.5 pts
15. Leaders Of The Wiener Patrol, Boning Up On Their Nerd Lessons, 38.5 pts
17. Iron Helps Us Play, 36.5 pts
17. This Team Took A Home Winemaking Course And Forgot How To Drive, 36.5 pts
19. La, Ce, Pr, Nd, Pm, Sm, Eu, Gd, Td, Dy, Ho, Er, Tm, Yb, Lu, Am, Cm, Bk, Cf, Es, Fm, Md, No, Lr, Ac, Th, Pa, U, Np, Pu (All Known Lathinides And Actinides), 36 pts
19. The Flying Hellfish, 36 pts
19. The Team That Barely Touched Their Banana Kabooms, 36 pts
22. Stupider Like A Fox, 35.5 pts
22. The Pockets Of The Pocket Fox, 35.5 pts
24. Bonerland Medical Association, 35 pts
24. Here Comes The Metric System, 35 pts
24. Nobody Likes Milhouse, 35 pts
24. The Butthead Memorial Team, 35 pts
28. 3 Little Rory Calhouns, 34 pts
28. Five Bees For A Quarter, 34 pts
30. The Dogs Who Can't Predict Anything, 31.5 pts
31. The Darlings Of The So-Called City Fathers, 31 pts
31. You'll Have To Speak Louder, I'm Wearing A Towel, 31 pts
33. Melvin & The Squirrels, 30.5 pts
34. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team Name, 30 pts
34. Bonerland (The Triumphant Return Of), 30 pts
36. That's Like Telling Gene Krupa Not To Go Boom Boom Boom Bam Bam Bam Boom Boom Boom Bam Bam Bam Boom Boom Boom Bam Bam Bam, 29 pts
37. Eat Up Martha, 28.5 pts
38. Team Fritz Schnackenprefferhausen, 26.5 pts
38. Woozle Wuzzle?, 26.5 pts
40. CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet, 25 pts
41. Strap In And Feel The Gs, 24.5 pts
42. Pray For Mojo, 23.5 pts
43. Bruce and Lance and Julian, 22.5 pts
43. Uncle Jim's Country Fillin', "Just Squeeze and Swallow", 22.5 pts
45. Ay Carumbas, 20.5 pts
46. Looks Like Good News For Homer Simpsoy, 20 pts
47. Ajax Steel Mill, 19.5 pts
48. Yum Yum Meow Mix B Shape, 15.5 pts
49. This Lesbian Bar Doesn't Have A Fire Exit, 14.5 pts
50. I Am Evil Homer, 14 pts
51. What's That: You Want Me To Drink You? But I'm In The Middle of A Trial, 8.5 pts

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