Thursday, June 13, 2019

June 11th, 2019 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Springfield Mobs, Toys
Episodes : Flaming Moe's, Homer's Barber Shop Quartet, Bart of Darkness
Winners : Kids, Let Me Tell You About Another So-Called Wicked Trivia Team. They Had Long Hair, and Some Wild Ideas, and They Didn't Always Do What Other People Thought Was Right. And That Team's Name Was... I Forget. But the Point Is... I Forget That Too. Chris, You Know Who I'm Talking About! They Used to Drive That Blue Car
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Are They Booing Kevin Durant? No Sir, They're Saying "Boo-Rant"

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

Follow us @woohootriviaTO to enter our Twitter contest the day before trivia!

1.
Kids, Let Me Tell You About Another So-Called Wicked Trivia Team. They Had Long Hair, and Some Wild Ideas, and They Didn't Always Do What Other People Thought Was Right. And That Team's Name Was... I Forget. But the Point Is... I Forget That Too. Chris, You Know Who I'm Talking About! They Used to Drive That Blue Car. - 47 pts
2. They Should Call This a Laaaarge Island Iced Tea! - 46.5 pts
3. Excuse Me, Sir. Do You Like to Laugh? - 44.5 pts
3. Some Kind of Non-Giving Up Trivia Team - 44.5 pts
3. We Tried to Enroll in Trivia But Chris Turned Us Away Because of Our Shabby Clothes - 44.5 pts
6. This Winners Table is Like All the Other Tables, Except For One Important Difference. Oh Wait, They Took That Out. Yes, It Is Just Like All the Other Tables. - 43.5 pts
7. We're All Aware of Chris's Problems, But Compared to Matt Smith, She's Judge Freaking Reinhold! - 42 pts
7. Are They Booing Kevin Durant? No Sir, They're Saying "Boo-Rant" - 42 pts
9. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless! - 40.5 pts
10. Oh Mr. Mooney, Our Team's Just Gotta Meet Bob Cummings. Dwaaaaah... - 40 pts
10. Sex Cauldron - 40 pts
12. This Team Doesn't Even Play Their Own Instruments - 38 pts
13. Can't Someone Else Do It? - 36.5 pts
13. I Can't Believe We Spent Ten Thousand Dollars For this Trivia. What the Heck Was That Lab Fee For? - 36.5 pts
15. A Team From a Country That No Longer Exists - 34.5 pts
16. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 33.5 pts
17. A Million Poets Could Try For a Million Years and Still Describe But Three-Eighths of a Team Name - 30.5 pts
18. Lovematic Grampas - 28.5 pts
19. Kawhi and the Cloneasaurus - 27.5 pts
20. Hey Kids, We're Eating Dinner Tonight! (did you seriously think we were going to write that whole thing again?) - 24.5 pts
21. Family, Religion, Friendship. These are the Three Demons You Must Slay If You Wish to Succeed in Business. When Opportunity Knocks You Don't Want to Be Driving to a Maternity Hospital or Sitting in Some Phoney-Baloney Church. Or Synagogue. - 23 pts
21. Let Me Compu-Global-Hyper-Meganet That For You - 23 pts
23. Man Getting Hit by Football - 22.5 pts
24. The B Phlats - 21.5 pts
25. Go Banana! - 21 pts
26. Tipsy McStagger & The Surlies - 11 pts

Sunday, June 9, 2019

June 6, 2019 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : Chainsaw
Categories : Otto, Animals
Episodes : Lisa the Simpson, Mom and Pop Art, The Joy of Sect
Winners : Rowdy Roddy Peepers
Best Team Name : The Christ Punchers

1. Rowdy Roddy Peepers (Tiebreaker) - 44 pts
2. Ain't No Light Rail, Ain't Neva Was - 44 pts
3. Table 5 - 43 pts
4. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team - 38 pts
5. The Christ Punchers - 35.5 pts
6. Fireworks: The Silent Killer - 24 pts
7. JeHomers Witness - 16 pts

Wednesday, June 5, 2019

June 3, 2019 - Hamilton



Location:  Levity Comedy Club, Hamilton
Winner: 'You Hate Dad' Is Up By A Touchdown
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Does Gerry's Withered Face Remind You Of The Grim Spectre of Death?

1. 'You Hate Dad' Is Up By A Touchdown                                   46      
2. Levity Is Just A Comedy Club Where They Host Simpsons
And Other Non Box-Related Trivia                                             43.5
3. Play Honestly?  No, Phones Allowed!                                    42.5
4. Dr. Hillbillie And The Iron Yuppie                                            42
5. The Movementarians                                                                       40.5
5. Animals ARe A Lot Like Trivia Hosts.  Some Of Them Act
Badly Because they've Had A Hard Life Or Have Been 
Mistreated.  But Like Trivia Hosts, Some Of Them Are Just
Jerks                                                                                          40.5
7. I Can't Believe It's Come To This.
    Come To What
    Moving Simpsons Trivia 19km Across Town                          40
8. The Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths And When They
Bark They Shoot Bees At You                                                             38.5
9. 64 Slices Of American Cheese                                              34
10. Does Gerry's Withered Face Remind You Of The Grim 
Spectre of Death?                                                                        33
11. Okay Mr. Hall, What's Your Team Name?  I Don't Know.      32
12. It's German For The, Gerry Hall, The                                    30.5
13. We Love Sax On The Beach                                                 30
14. Gerry Hall, Wittiest Of The Trivia Hosts...What's That? You
Want Me To Drink You?  But I'm In The Middle Of A Trivia 
Game!                                                                                          29
15. Be Sharps                                                                              26.5
16. Team Discovery Channel                                                       15
17. Dammit We Tried                                                                   12
18. The Scienticians                                                                    1.5     

Sunday, May 26, 2019

May 21st, 2019 - Detroit

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Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Categories: Who Wears What?
Episodes: Bart the Fink
Winner: Go Banana!
1. Go Banana! 25/30
2. Pin Pals - 24.5/30
3. Put It In H - 17.5/30
 
**Short show due to low turnout and it was karaoke night**

Thursday, May 16, 2019

May 15th, 2019 - Indianapolis




Location: Tappers Arcade Bar
Categories: Season 3, Cars
Episodes: Marge vs. the Monorail, Saturdays of Thunder
Winner: Fistful of Dollarydoos
1. Fistful of Dollarydoos - 44
2. Leader Beans - 37
3. Forbidden Objects from Places Men Fear to Tread - 36
4. Honor Rollers - 32
5. Team Discovery Channel - 31
5. Get Back to Work, Stewart! - 31
7. Kippers for Breakfast - 29
8. Put it in H! - 28
8. Super Nintendo Chalmers - 28
10. Team Stampy - 20
11. Kwik-E-Smrts - 18

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

May 14th, 2019 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Marge's Motherly Moments, Name That Tune!
Episodes : Marge in Chains, Marge on the Lam, Homer Alone
WinnersIf You Can Think of a Team Name Without Using the Letter "E", You'll Win the Matt Smith Team Name Excellence Award (WON TIE BREAKER ROUND!)
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Britney, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-Bert, Phil

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

Follow us @woohootriviaTO to enter our Twitter contest the day before trivia!


1. If You Can Think of a Team Name Without Using the Letter "E", You'll Win the Matt Smith Team Name Excellence Award - 47 pts
1. Sex Cauldron - 47 pts
3. A Flavorless Team Called Rootmarm! - 46 pts
4. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless! - 45.5 pts
5. Amy Needs to be Louder, Angrier, and Have Access to a Time Machine. Whenever Amy's Not at Simpsons Trivia, the Other Contestants Should Be Asking, "Where's Amy?" - 45 pts
6. Horse Not Wearing Diaper - 44.5 pts
6. Say Let Me Tell You About That Matthew S. He's That's Little 30-ish Year Old Muckrakeress. He Logged the Points on Every Page, He Did It All In Just One Day. That's What I'd Call, Being On the Ball! - 44.5 pts
8. More Trivia Means More Iron - 44 pts
9. The Men of the 9th Bearded Infantry - 40 pts
10. Will You Take Us to Mount Lushmore.... No. Will You Take Us to Mount Lushmore.... No. Will You Take Us to Mount Lushmore.... Nooo! - 39.5 pts
11. My Team is Also Named Bort! - 39 pts
12. Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Britney, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-Bert, Phil - 38.5 pts
13. Langdon Algar and the Damn Wiener Kids - 38 pts
14. Less Shame? - 37 pts
15. Aaronson and Zakowski - 35.5 pts
16. Simpsons, Eh? Trivia, Eh? Maude, Eh? - 32.5 pts
17. Can I Borrow a Team Name? - 30.5 pts
18. This Team Tastes Like Grandma - 30 pts
19. Dear Matt Smith, There Are Too Many Trivia Teams Nowadays. Please Eliminate Three. I Am Not a Crackpot. - 27.5 pts
19. What Do You Mean the Team's Outta Money? - 27.5 pts
21. Smiling Politely - 26.5 pts
21. The Team With the Name You Want to Touch But You Mustn't Touch - 26.5 pts
23. Can I Borrow a Team Name - 25.5 pts
23. Now It's Time For the Easiest Part of Any Coach's Job: the Cuts! - 25.5 pts
25. Put It In "H" - 25 pts
26. Chris, I Don't Want to Alarm You, But There Maybe a Boogeyman or Boogeymen in the Back Room - 24.5 pts
27. A Name That's Witty at First, But It Seems Less Funny Each Time You Hear It - 15 pts
28. You All Know What a Team Name Sounds Like - 14 pts

Monday, May 13, 2019

May 11, 2019 - Calgary


Location : Dickens Pub
Winners : Now I am prune tracy!
Best Team Name : Hahaha! What was I laughing about again? Oh right, that crippled trivia team!

1. Now I am prune tracy! 48.5
2. *Laughing gesture* 45
3. Team discovery channel 44
4. Hahaha! What was I laughing about again? Oh right, that crippled trivia team! 43.5
5. But there's hardly any meat on these trivia hosts 38
6. This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! 36
7. Krudlers 34.5
8. Toilet time for tiny town 32
9. I've been starving them, teasing them, singing off key. Me may my mo, me moo mamay! 31