October 28, 2024 - Chicago (100th night!)

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Troy McClure, Numbers
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror I, Treehouse of Horror II, Treehouse of Horror III
Winner: This Team Needs the Toilet. Their Bladders are Full... Full of Urine

1. This Team Needs the Toilet. Their Bladders are Full... Full of Urine, 46 pts
2. We are Looking Forward to an Orderly Costume Contest Tonight, Which Will Eliminate the Need for a Violent Bloodbath, 39.5 pts
3. Do Be Warned, One of Our Trivia Hosts is a Cannibal. Try to Guess Which One. We think You'll Be Pleasantly Surprised, 38 pts
4. It's 100 Trivias Later and We Still Think We're Chickens. We're Chickens, Neil!, 37.5 pts
5. The Late Night Fog Walkers, 37 pts
5. You Know What Would Be a Scarier Team Name than Nothing? Anything!, 37 pts
7. A Couple of Stewed Prunes, 34 pts
7. Hold Still While We Gas You, 34 pts
7. What? Again? This Stupid Country!, 34 pts
10. Handsome Warren Arnold Plus Two, 33 pts
10. You Might Remember This Team from ..., 33 pts
12. There's a Special on Pizzas Down at Pizzeria Serio. 100 pizzas for 100 Dollars! I'm gonna get that    32
12. Yeah Alright, Listen Up, Halloween is the Busiest Trivia Night of the Year. Where are the Designated Drivers? Beat It! I Got No Room for Cheapskates, 32 pts
14. Hey, Do You Think That Truck is Full of Jeans?, 31.5 pts
15. People of Simpsons Trivia, We Come in the Spirit of Hostility and Menace, 31 pts
16. Caramel Cod, 29.5 pts
17. 7:00. Still Just a Trivia Team, 29 pts
18. A Team in Need of Some Serious Boning, 28.5 pts
19. I'm a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt, 27.5 pts
20. The Last Lingering Thread of My Heterosexuality, 25.5 pts
21. Christ Punchers, 24.5 pts
22. All Known Lanthanides and Actinides, 23 pts
22. I Have a Wife and Kids. Eat Them!, 23 pts
24. Cousin Merle and Big Hungry Joe, 22 pts
25. A Mathematician, a Different Kind of Mathematician, and a Statistician, 21.5 pts
25. Dr. Nick Triviera, 21.5 pts
25. Well, It Sure is Lucky We Stumbled Upon This Old, Abandoned Summer Camp!, 21.5 pts
28. The Team that Lost Some Points Because it Had a Hot Wheel on It, 21 pts
29. What's So Bad About Owning the Chicago Bears? You Just Don't Understand Football, Marge, 20.5 pts
30. There's a Volcano Waiting to Erupt in the 100th Woo Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia Chicago. It's Name? Medium Term Convertible Debentures, 19.5 pts
30. Well! Despite Tony Hinchcliffe's Objections, the People of Puerto Rico Can Now Vote in Free Democratic Elections, 19.5 pts
32. Kissinger's Glasses, 19 pts
33. Don't You Hate Pantz?!, 18 pts
33. Sock Puppets!, 18 pts
35. Have You Ever Seen a Trivia Team Say Goodbye to a Shoe?, 16.5 pts
36. Team Discovery Channel!, 15.5 pts
37. Billy & The Cloneasauruses,    14.5 pts
38. Stupid like a Fox, 13 pts
39. The Dessert Pizza is Also Cursed, 11.5 pts
40. Worker & Parasite, 6.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Hallowe'en Edition!

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Homer vs Monsters; Matt Smith Round of Mystery-Horror Movies

EPISODES : Treehouse of Horror VII, Treehouse of Horror VIII, Treehouse of Horror IV

WINNERS : Not the Elephants!

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

Don't forget to check out our Facebook Group to see photos of our costume contest!!

1. Not The Elephants! - 44.5 pts

2. "Hello, We're a Trivia Team. We Believe You Have a Table For Us." "Ok, and What's Your Trivia Team Name?" "We... Don't Know." - 44 pts

3. This is Indeed a Disturbing Trivia Team - 42 pts

4. "You've Ruined a Perfectly Good Jacket Making That Costume." "Incorrect, Chris. Two Perfectly Good Jackets." - 41.5 pts

5. Dr. Hillbilly vs. The Iron Yuppie. One of Us Will Actually Be Unmasked and Killed in the Ring - 40 pts

6. This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate - 37 pts

7. This Team Name Sounds Made Up. I Mean, Yom Kippur? - 25 pts

8. Born to Runner Up - 21.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - September Edition x 2

LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Rainer Wolfecastle, Video Games

EPISODES : Treehouse of Horror, Homer Goes To College, Lisa's Substitute

WINNERS : Kwik E Mart Gougers : Let's Get Some Beer Into This Team and Its Straight to Bed

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Kwik E Mart Gougers : Let's Get Some Beer Into This Team and Its Straight to Bed - 47 pts

2. This Team Has Been Pre-Declined For Every Major Credit Card And Once Grabbed A Dog By The Hind Legs And Pushed Him Around Like A Vacuum Cleaner - 42 pts

3. The Lovematic Grampas - 39 pts

4. Noodle Armed Choir Boys - 38.5 pts

5. Queen of the Harpies - 34 pts

6. Ugh...uunnn...Well, You All Know What A Team Name Sounds Like! - 31.5 pts

7. Cracker Factory Employees - 17.5 pts

8. The Fallout Boys - 5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - 14th Anniversary Show and Diorama-rama

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Maggie, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! Lyrics to The Stonecutters' We Do We Do

EPISODES : A Streetcar Named Marge, Homer's Enemy, Homer the Heretic

WINNERS :  Kwik E Mart Gougers: Xavier's Bringing Love! Don't Let Him Get Away! Break His Legs!

THE MATT SMITH AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN FIELD OF TEAM NAMING EXCELLENCE : The Gin in Your Linguini, The Clams in Your Martini

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT THE DIORAMA-RAMA PHOTOS IN THE FACEBOOK GROUP!

1. Kwik E Mart Gougers: Xavier's Bringing Love! Don't Let Him Get Away! Break His Legs! - 47 PTS

2. The Gin in Your Linguini, The Clams in Your Martini - 46 PTS

3. It's the Longest Possible Time Before More Olympics! - 45.5 PTS

4. Well, We Showed Doug Ford. Especially for That Purple Monkey Dishwasher Remark - 43 PTS

5. Hmmm Wonder What Makes This Team Turn? Who Cares - 40 PTS

5. The International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs & Nuclear Technicians - 40 PTS

7. Fork & Spoon Operators of Sector 7-G - 39.5 PTS

8. Lovematic Grampas - 37 PTS

9. This is Diorama-rama, So Glue Friendly or I'll Take Your Glue Away and Then No One Will Have Any Glue to Glue With (FAMILY GLUE) - 33 PTS

10. Born To Runner Up - 28.5 PTS

11. Team Discovery Channel - 14 PTS

12. Single Plum Floating in Perfume Served in a Man's Hat - 7 PTS

August 12, 2024 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Lenny & Carl, U.S. Presidents
Episodes: Another Simpsons Clip Show, When Flanders Failed, Lisa the Skeptic
Winner: Why Would Anyone Want to Touch This Team's Butt? That's Where Cooties Come From! 

1. The Neil Arsenty Story! Booze, Drugs, Lies, Blackmail, and Trivia! Starring Fyvush Finkel as Neil Arsenty, 47 pts
2. I Wanted to Surprise You with a Kinky Summer Team Name!, 46 pts
3. We Love Trivia More than a Cold Beer on a Hot Christmas Morning, 45.5 pts
4. "What's the Matter, J.D.? Cummerbund Too Tight?" "I Miss My Couch", 42.5 pts
5. And Since I'd Achieved All of My Goals at Simpsons Trivia in 1 Term, There Was No Need for a 2nd. Good Team Name. Good, Not Great, 41 pts
5. Whenever Elyse is Not at Simpsons Trivia, Everyone Should Ask "Where's Elyse?", 41 pts
7. I Won't Bore You with the Details of Our Miraculous Escape but We Desperately Need a Real Team Name, 40.5 pts
8. Hey Pal, That’s Our Team Up There Next to the Pepper Steak and Don't You Forget It, 40 pts
9. P is for Psycho, 39.5 pts
10. And That Little Boy Whom Nobody Liked Grew Up to Be... JD Vance. And Now You Know the Rest of the Story, 39 pts
11. Do You Wanna See Trivia or Do You Wanna See Me Sock a Few Dingers?, 38 pts
12. Wadded Beef, 34.5 pts
13. Christ Punchers, 34 pts
13. Mmm... That's Good Billy, 34 pts
15. Even Though We're Officially Required to Hate You, We Do Not Feel It in Our Hearts, 33.5 pts
15. The Courageous French Pole Vaulter Who Made a Perfect Dismount on What was Later Revealed to Be a Broken Penis, 33.5 pts
17. Team Discovery Channel, 33 pts
18. You Remember Trivia? It's Back, in Pog Form, 32.5 pts
19. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 31 pts
20. Daddi Rabbi Blues, 26.5 pts
21. We're the Team that Made Steve Guttenberg a Star, 25 pts
22. Live, Laugh, Lowenstein... Lowenstein, 24.5 pts
23. So, Basically, We Met One Nice French Person, 15 pts
24. Bake 'Em Away, Toys, 14.5 pts
25. Grandpa's Little Helpers (Which One of Us is the Mailman?), 9 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - July Editions

 LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Principal Skinner; Matt Smith Round of Mystery!(Bands in the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame)

EPISODES : Lost Our Lisa, Lisa the Iconoclast, Krusty Gets Cancelled, Itchy & Scratchy Land

WINNERS : Ford Says the LCBO Workers Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1.  Ford Says the LCBO Workers Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 46 PTS

2. Kwik E Mart Gougers: Simpsons Trivia Goers Will Be Happy To Hear That The Dive Shop Is Back in Business at Its New Locatoin, Teetering In The Middle Of Greenwood Park - 45 PTS

2. Thank Goodness I Still Live in a World of Rounds of Mystery, Colorado Avalanche Hats, Handguns, Plus Many Things Associated With Matt Smith - 45 PTS

4. The Body Temperature of This Team Has Risen to 400 Degrees. They're Literally Stewing in Their Own Juices. - 40.5 PTS

5. The Chubbiest Kickline In Town - 38 PTS

6. Mr. Snrub From Some Place Far Away - 37 PTS

7. Can I Borrow a Feeling? - 28 PTS

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - June Editions

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Cletus, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - NBA Teams

EPISODES : The PTA Disbands, Lost Our Lisa, Lisa the Iconoclast, Last Exit to Springfield

WINNERS : 

*Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: Teams Cry When They Scrape Their Knee, They Cry When the Bar's Out of Chocolate Milk, They Cry When Matt Smith Doesn't Show Up to Trivia and Chris Has to do Everything Herself - 46.5 pts

2. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless! - 46 pts

3. Chris, We Just Dropped By With Present for Warming of House-Instead Find You Grappling With Local Oaf - 45 pts

4. The Feel-Bad Rainbows - 42.5 pts

4. We're Four-Eyed Lame-os and We Sit At The Same Stupid Table Every Month and....THE DIVE SHOP!! - 42.5 pts

6. Why Don't You Get Drunk and Stumble Around Comically For Our Amusement. I'll Be a One Man Trivia Team - 38 pts

7. Queens of Summertime - 35 pts

8. The Lovematic Grampas - 32 pts

9. Don't You Hate Pants - 24.5 pts

10. The 1st Non Brazilian People to Travel Backwards Through Time - 11.5 pts

11. Unexplained Fires - 4 pts

12. By My Calculator I Mean My Brain - 3.5 pts