WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - April Edition

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Kirk Van Houten, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!(Eggs!)

EPISODES : Homer Vs Patty & Selma, Flaming Moe's, So It's Come To This: A Simpsons Clip Show

WINNERS : This Team's Been Up All Night Eating Cheese (TIE BREAKER WINNER!)

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. This Team's Been Up All Night Eating Cheese - 39 pts

1. The Negligent Monsters - 39 pts

3. Well, I Wish You Wouldn't Bash Matt Smith Because Aside From the Fact That He Has the Same Frailties As All Human Beings, He's The Only Father That This Team Has. Therefore, He Is Our Model Of Manhood, and Our Estimation Of Him Will Govern The Prospects Of Our Adult Relationships. So I Hope You Bear That In My Mind That Any Knock At Him Is A Knock At This Team, and We're Far Too Young to Defend Ourselves Against Such Onslaught. - 38 pts

4. Just Do It, Inspect Your Scalp For Ringworm - 34 pts

5. The Suckiest Couple of Sucks That Ever Sucked - 26.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - March Edition

LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Apu, Spring Break!!

EPISODES : Homer Vs the 18th Amendment, Much Apu About Nothing!, Bart on the Road

WINNERS : TUBBBBBB!

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. TUBBBBBB! - 44.5 pts

2. Most Improved Odors - 40.5 pts

3. The Negligent Monsters - 35 pts

4. The Dundas Hunks - 13 pts

 

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Valentine's Edition x 2

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Lou & Eddie, "Romantic" Gestures

EPISODES : Grampa vs Sexual Inadequacy, Lady Bouvier's Lover, Principal Charming 

WINNERS : You Call This A Trivia Team? If We Puked In Fountain Pen and Mailed It To The Monkey House, We'd Get Better Answers!

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. You Call This A Trivia Team? If We Puked In Fountain Pen and Mailed It To The Monkey House, We'd Get Better Answers! - 43.5 pts

2. The Springfield Two - 38.5 pts

2. This Team's Trivia Abilities are Second Only to Sex Cauldron, The Lovematic Grampas, Well All the Kwik E Mart Gougers, But You Can Thank Your Lucky Stars We Aren't Matt Smith! - 38.5 pts

4. Is This Team of Morons Getting Dumber or Louder? - 37.5 pts

5. Friends With Salad - 35.5 pts

6. The Lovematic Grampas - 31 pts

7. When We Attend Trivia, We're Keeping Our OWN Name! That's...If We CHOSE To Attend Trivia.. - 29 pts

8. Moe Smithers, Please! - 2 pts

February 10, 2025 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Moe Szyslak, Video Games
Episodes: Lisa the Greek, I Love Lisa
Winner: I Didn't Think He Was Going to Diss Drake, But Then--BAM!--Second Encore!

1. I Didn't Think He Was Going to Diss Drake, But Then--BAM!--Second Encore!, 46.5 pts
2. The Team that Had Celibacy Thrust Upon It, 45.5 pts
3. Oh, You Know, the Host and His Boy. The Boy's Name is Owen. The Man... I Don't Know the Name of the Man, 42.5 pts
4. Nucular Submarine, 39 pts
5. Insulting Me? That's a Tariff. Asking Me Not to Treat Your Citizens Like Garbage? That's a Tariff. Imposing Reciprocal Tariffs? Oh, You Better Believe That's a Tariff, 38 pts
5. Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless, 38 pts
7. Junk in the Tunk, 37 pts
8. I'll Take That Communist Card, Too, 36.5 pts
9. The Doodletown Pipers, 35.5 pts
9. The Law-Talkin' Guys, 35.5 pts
11. A Bunch of Fickle Mushheads, 34.5 pts
11. USA A-OK or Cesspool on the Potomac (Cesspool! Cesspool!), 34.5 pts
13. The Thompsons, 33 pts
14. Drake's Response: "Morals and Ethics and Carnal Forbearance...", 32.5 pts
15. Some of Your Chair Moisteners from Sector 7-G, 31.5 pts
16. And Since We'd Achieved our Goals as a Trivia Team in One Round, There Was No Need for a Second, 31 pts
16. The Dogs with Bees in their Mouths, 31 pts
18. Not a Quarter! Darrrrrgh, He'll Be Reading Trivia Team Names for Hours!, 28 pts
18. Taxes? Isn't This the Line for Metallica?, 28 pts
20. Keep the Pig. How Many Flights to Instanbul Do I Get?, 26.5 pts
21. A Couple of Rory Calhouns, 24.5 pts
22. Inanimate Carbon Rods, 23.5 pts
23. The Erotic Awakening of S, 23 pts
24. Tell Neil We're Going to the Back Seat of Our Car With the Trivia Team I Love, and We Won't Be Back for 10 Minutes!, 20
 pts
25. Benevenstanciano, 18 pts
26. Who Pumped Ethyl?, 16 pts
27. Bort's Opus, 7 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - January Edition x 2

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Reverend Lovejoy, Real World Products

EPISODES : Homer Goes To College, Marge on the Lam, Bart After Dark

WINNERS : One, Matt Smith Needs to be Louder, Angrier, and Have Access to a Time Machine. Two, Whenever Matt Smith's Not at Trivia, Everyone Should be Asking, "Where's Matt Smith?"

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. One, Matt Smith Needs to be Louder, Angrier, and Have Access to a Time Machine. Two, Whenever Matt Smith's Not at Trivia, Everyone Should Be Asking, "Where's Matt Smith?" - 47 pts

2. Viceroy Fizzlebottom: A Hearty Cherub of a Trivia Team - 46.5 pts

3. The Team That Was Called "Distasteful and Purile" by a Panel of HIllbillies - 44.5 pts

4. The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Soft Shoe Society - 43.5 pts

5. The Lovematic Grampas - 36.5 pts

6. Crudely Drawn Filler Material - 33.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - December Edition

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Springfield Mobs; Matt Smith Round of Mystery!! HO HO HO!

EPISODES : Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace, Mountain of Madness

WINNERS : The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Soft Shoe Society (TIE BREAKER WINNER!)

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Soft Shoe Society - 43 PTS

1. The Older, Balder, Fatter Sons - 43 PTS

3. All You Need to Win Simpsons Trivia is an Inquisitive Temperament and Two Good Friends... and I Have an Inquisitive Temperament - 42.5 PTS

4. Come, Sit With Our-a Team, Chris. You Don’t-a Wanna Sit With the Rest of This-a Scum…. We Only Consider You-a Scum Compared to Chris! Yeah, You See How You Scum - 39.5 PTS

5. I Know the Answers in Spanish - 9 PTS

6. Butmarcorskey - 8 PTS

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - November Edition x 2

LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Mayor Quimby, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Seinfeld Characters

EPISODES : Trash of the Titans, Sideshow Bob Roberts, Much Apu About Nothing

WINNERS : P. Piggly Hogswine's Super-Smorg

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. P. Piggly Hogswine's Super-Smorg - 46.5 pts

2. Waiting for Uosdwis R Dewoh - 45.5 pts

3. Again?? That Stupid Country - 42 pts

4. Oh, I'm Sorry. I Can't Divulge Information About This Team's Secret, Illegal Name. - 41 pts

5. We've Said It Before And We'll Say It Again: Democracy Simply Doesn't Work - 36 pts

5. Don't Blame Us, We Voted For Kodos - 36 pts

7. The Lovematic Grandpas - 35 pts

8. The Team That Rented a Car With a Phoney Drivers License and Drove Ketty, Ashley, and Ali to a Wig Outlet in Knoxville and the Car Got Crushed and They're Out of Money and They Can't Get Home and Ali's Working as a Courier and Just Came Back From Hong Kong! - 34 pts

9. It's 7:30, Do You Know Where Your Trivia Team Is? I Told You Last Month NO! - 31 pts

10. Damn Wiener Kids - 25.5 pts

11. Team Discovery Channel - 23 pts

12. Some Schmo at a Box Factory - 17.5 pts