February 10, 2025 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Moe Szyslak, Video Games
Episodes: Lisa the Greek, I Love Lisa
Winner: I Didn't Think He Was Going to Diss Drake, But Then--BAM!--Second Encore!

1. I Didn't Think He Was Going to Diss Drake, But Then--BAM!--Second Encore!, 46.5 pts
2. The Team that Had Celibacy Thrust Upon It, 45.5 pts
3. Oh, You Know, the Host and His Boy. The Boy's Name is Owen. The Man... I Don't Know the Name of the Man, 42.5 pts
4. Nucular Submarine, 39 pts
5. Insulting Me? That's a Tariff. Asking Me Not to Treat Your Citizens Like Garbage? That's a Tariff. Imposing Reciprocal Tariffs? Oh, You Better Believe That's a Tariff, 38 pts
5. Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless, 38 pts
7. Junk in the Tunk, 37 pts
8. I'll Take That Communist Card, Too, 36.5 pts
9. The Doodletown Pipers, 35.5 pts
9. The Law-Talkin' Guys, 35.5 pts
11. A Bunch of Fickle Mushheads, 34.5 pts
11. USA A-OK or Cesspool on the Potomac (Cesspool! Cesspool!), 34.5 pts
13. The Thompsons, 33 pts
14. Drake's Response: "Morals and Ethics and Carnal Forbearance...", 32.5 pts
15. Some of Your Chair Moisteners from Sector 7-G, 31.5 pts
16. And Since We'd Achieved our Goals as a Trivia Team in One Round, There Was No Need for a Second, 31 pts
16. The Dogs with Bees in their Mouths, 31 pts
18. Not a Quarter! Darrrrrgh, He'll Be Reading Trivia Team Names for Hours!, 28 pts
18. Taxes? Isn't This the Line for Metallica?, 28 pts
20. Keep the Pig. How Many Flights to Instanbul Do I Get?, 26.5 pts
21. A Couple of Rory Calhouns, 24.5 pts
22. Inanimate Carbon Rods, 23.5 pts
23. The Erotic Awakening of S, 23 pts
24. Tell Neil We're Going to the Back Seat of Our Car With the Trivia Team I Love, and We Won't Be Back for 10 Minutes!, 20
 pts
25. Benevenstanciano, 18 pts
26. Who Pumped Ethyl?, 16 pts
27. Bort's Opus, 7 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - January Edition x 2

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Reverend Lovejoy, Real World Products

EPISODES : Homer Goes To College, Marge on the Lam, Bart After Dark

WINNERS : One, Matt Smith Needs to be Louder, Angrier, and Have Access to a Time Machine. Two, Whenever Matt Smith's Not at Trivia, Everyone Should be Asking, "Where's Matt Smith?"

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. One, Matt Smith Needs to be Louder, Angrier, and Have Access to a Time Machine. Two, Whenever Matt Smith's Not at Trivia, Everyone Should Be Asking, "Where's Matt Smith?" - 47 pts

2. Viceroy Fizzlebottom: A Hearty Cherub of a Trivia Team - 46.5 pts

3. The Team That Was Called "Distasteful and Purile" by a Panel of HIllbillies - 44.5 pts

4. The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Soft Shoe Society - 43.5 pts

5. The Lovematic Grampas - 36.5 pts

6. Crudely Drawn Filler Material - 33.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - December Edition

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Springfield Mobs; Matt Smith Round of Mystery!! HO HO HO!

EPISODES : Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace, Mountain of Madness

WINNERS : The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Soft Shoe Society (TIE BREAKER WINNER!)

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Soft Shoe Society - 43 PTS

1. The Older, Balder, Fatter Sons - 43 PTS

3. All You Need to Win Simpsons Trivia is an Inquisitive Temperament and Two Good Friends... and I Have an Inquisitive Temperament - 42.5 PTS

4. Come, Sit With Our-a Team, Chris. You Don’t-a Wanna Sit With the Rest of This-a Scum…. We Only Consider You-a Scum Compared to Chris! Yeah, You See How You Scum - 39.5 PTS

5. I Know the Answers in Spanish - 9 PTS

6. Butmarcorskey - 8 PTS

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - November Edition x 2

LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Mayor Quimby, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Seinfeld Characters

EPISODES : Trash of the Titans, Sideshow Bob Roberts, Much Apu About Nothing

WINNERS : P. Piggly Hogswine's Super-Smorg

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. P. Piggly Hogswine's Super-Smorg - 46.5 pts

2. Waiting for Uosdwis R Dewoh - 45.5 pts

3. Again?? That Stupid Country - 42 pts

4. Oh, I'm Sorry. I Can't Divulge Information About This Team's Secret, Illegal Name. - 41 pts

5. We've Said It Before And We'll Say It Again: Democracy Simply Doesn't Work - 36 pts

5. Don't Blame Us, We Voted For Kodos - 36 pts

7. The Lovematic Grandpas - 35 pts

8. The Team That Rented a Car With a Phoney Drivers License and Drove Ketty, Ashley, and Ali to a Wig Outlet in Knoxville and the Car Got Crushed and They're Out of Money and They Can't Get Home and Ali's Working as a Courier and Just Came Back From Hong Kong! - 34 pts

9. It's 7:30, Do You Know Where Your Trivia Team Is? I Told You Last Month NO! - 31 pts

10. Damn Wiener Kids - 25.5 pts

11. Team Discovery Channel - 23 pts

12. Some Schmo at a Box Factory - 17.5 pts

October 28, 2024 - Chicago (100th night!)

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Troy McClure, Numbers
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror I, Treehouse of Horror II, Treehouse of Horror III
Winner: This Team Needs the Toilet. Their Bladders are Full... Full of Urine

1. This Team Needs the Toilet. Their Bladders are Full... Full of Urine, 46 pts
2. We are Looking Forward to an Orderly Costume Contest Tonight, Which Will Eliminate the Need for a Violent Bloodbath, 39.5 pts
3. Do Be Warned, One of Our Trivia Hosts is a Cannibal. Try to Guess Which One. We think You'll Be Pleasantly Surprised, 38 pts
4. It's 100 Trivias Later and We Still Think We're Chickens. We're Chickens, Neil!, 37.5 pts
5. The Late Night Fog Walkers, 37 pts
5. You Know What Would Be a Scarier Team Name than Nothing? Anything!, 37 pts
7. A Couple of Stewed Prunes, 34 pts
7. Hold Still While We Gas You, 34 pts
7. What? Again? This Stupid Country!, 34 pts
10. Handsome Warren Arnold Plus Two, 33 pts
10. You Might Remember This Team from ..., 33 pts
12. There's a Special on Pizzas Down at Pizzeria Serio. 100 pizzas for 100 Dollars! I'm gonna get that    32
12. Yeah Alright, Listen Up, Halloween is the Busiest Trivia Night of the Year. Where are the Designated Drivers? Beat It! I Got No Room for Cheapskates, 32 pts
14. Hey, Do You Think That Truck is Full of Jeans?, 31.5 pts
15. People of Simpsons Trivia, We Come in the Spirit of Hostility and Menace, 31 pts
16. Caramel Cod, 29.5 pts
17. 7:00. Still Just a Trivia Team, 29 pts
18. A Team in Need of Some Serious Boning, 28.5 pts
19. I'm a Stupid Moron with an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt, 27.5 pts
20. The Last Lingering Thread of My Heterosexuality, 25.5 pts
21. Christ Punchers, 24.5 pts
22. All Known Lanthanides and Actinides, 23 pts
22. I Have a Wife and Kids. Eat Them!, 23 pts
24. Cousin Merle and Big Hungry Joe, 22 pts
25. A Mathematician, a Different Kind of Mathematician, and a Statistician, 21.5 pts
25. Dr. Nick Triviera, 21.5 pts
25. Well, It Sure is Lucky We Stumbled Upon This Old, Abandoned Summer Camp!, 21.5 pts
28. The Team that Lost Some Points Because it Had a Hot Wheel on It, 21 pts
29. What's So Bad About Owning the Chicago Bears? You Just Don't Understand Football, Marge, 20.5 pts
30. There's a Volcano Waiting to Erupt in the 100th Woo Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia Chicago. It's Name? Medium Term Convertible Debentures, 19.5 pts
30. Well! Despite Tony Hinchcliffe's Objections, the People of Puerto Rico Can Now Vote in Free Democratic Elections, 19.5 pts
32. Kissinger's Glasses, 19 pts
33. Don't You Hate Pantz?!, 18 pts
33. Sock Puppets!, 18 pts
35. Have You Ever Seen a Trivia Team Say Goodbye to a Shoe?, 16.5 pts
36. Team Discovery Channel!, 15.5 pts
37. Billy & The Cloneasauruses,    14.5 pts
38. Stupid like a Fox, 13 pts
39. The Dessert Pizza is Also Cursed, 11.5 pts
40. Worker & Parasite, 6.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Hallowe'en Edition!

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Homer vs Monsters; Matt Smith Round of Mystery-Horror Movies

EPISODES : Treehouse of Horror VII, Treehouse of Horror VIII, Treehouse of Horror IV

WINNERS : Not the Elephants!

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

Don't forget to check out our Facebook Group to see photos of our costume contest!!

1. Not The Elephants! - 44.5 pts

2. "Hello, We're a Trivia Team. We Believe You Have a Table For Us." "Ok, and What's Your Trivia Team Name?" "We... Don't Know." - 44 pts

3. This is Indeed a Disturbing Trivia Team - 42 pts

4. "You've Ruined a Perfectly Good Jacket Making That Costume." "Incorrect, Chris. Two Perfectly Good Jackets." - 41.5 pts

5. Dr. Hillbilly vs. The Iron Yuppie. One of Us Will Actually Be Unmasked and Killed in the Ring - 40 pts

6. This Team Contains Potassium Benzoate - 37 pts

7. This Team Name Sounds Made Up. I Mean, Yom Kippur? - 25 pts

8. Born to Runner Up - 21.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - September Edition x 2

LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Rainer Wolfecastle, Video Games

EPISODES : Treehouse of Horror, Homer Goes To College, Lisa's Substitute

WINNERS : Kwik E Mart Gougers : Let's Get Some Beer Into This Team and Its Straight to Bed

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Kwik E Mart Gougers : Let's Get Some Beer Into This Team and Its Straight to Bed - 47 pts

2. This Team Has Been Pre-Declined For Every Major Credit Card And Once Grabbed A Dog By The Hind Legs And Pushed Him Around Like A Vacuum Cleaner - 42 pts

3. The Lovematic Grampas - 39 pts

4. Noodle Armed Choir Boys - 38.5 pts

5. Queen of the Harpies - 34 pts

6. Ugh...uunnn...Well, You All Know What A Team Name Sounds Like! - 31.5 pts

7. Cracker Factory Employees - 17.5 pts

8. The Fallout Boys - 5 pts