October 27, 2025 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Uter, Money
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror VI, Treehouse of Horror V
Winner: Nature's Goodness: Pleasing Taste, Some Monsterism

1. Nature's Goodness: Pleasing Taste, Some Monsterism, 45.5 pts (tie-breaker win)
1. Bad Corpse! Bad Corpse!, 45.5 pts
3. The Team with an Irregularity... A MONSTROUS Irregularity, 45 pts
4. The Throbbing Biological Urges, 44.5 pts
5. The Treehouse of Horror Team Name That Was a Well Thought-Out Piece of Non-Claptrap That Never Made Me Want to Wretch, 44 pts
6. I Feel Sorry for Everyone Who's Cooped Up Inside Watching Game 3 of the World Series. / They Won't Get to Play Simpsons Trivia Tonight, 43.5 pts 
7. Now, Let's All Celebrate with a Cool Glass of Tariff Juice, 41 pts
7. This Answer Sheet is Also Cursed (That's Bad), 41 pts
7. This Trivia May Contain Potassium Benzoate, 41 pts
10. Read the Other Question, The Non-Duck One, 40.5 pts
11. Hail Ants!, 40 pts
12. There's an Empty Hole I've Always Had Inside Me. I Tried to Fill It with Family, Religion, and Community Service. But Those Dead Ends: I Think Trivia is the Answer, 39.5 pts
13. Dial 2 For Zombies, Then the Pound Sign, Then 4-8-3, We'll Do the Rest, 38.5 pts
13. My Trivia Team is Also Named Bort, 38.5 pts
15. Roscoe's Steel Mill, 37 pts
16. Sloppy Jimbos, 36 pts
16. The Simpsons Costume Contest is a Yearly Custom That has Become an Annual Tradition, 36 pts
16. There's No Way We Can Beat Those Teams. They're the Jack Nicholson of the Simpsons Trivia Circuit, 36 pts
19. By Cutting Off Disney+ and the Pizza Supply, I Can Ensure an Honest Winter's Trivia Out of These Lowlives, 31 pts
19. WE GOT BEETS!!, 31 pts
21. Intergalactic Hussies, 27 pts
22. Why Are We Getting Dressed Up, Mom? Are We Going to Woo-Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia? / Well, You Might Say We're Going to the Best Trivia in the Universe. / So, We're Not Going to Woo-Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia, 26.5 pts
23. The Be Sharps, 26 pts
24. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net, 25.5 pts
24. The Electric Gigolos, 25.5 pts
26. Put It in H!, 24.5 pts
27. Cursed Frogurt, 23.5 pts
28. Candy Apple Islanders, 21.5 pts
28. Oh Boy, This Trivia Night is Gonna Get Worse Before It Gets Better, 21.5 pts
30. A Trivia's Team's Name That's Witty at First But Seems Less Funny Each Time You Hear It, 20 pts
31. I'd Sell My Soul for a Donut, 19.5 pts
31. Mr. Hutz, Your Ad Says "Piss Off ICE!" / Oh, They Got This All Screwed Up, It Should Say, "Piss off, ICE!", 19.5 pts
33. Fishbulbs, 14 pts
34. Inanimate Carbon Todd, 13 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Hallowe'en Edition!

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Kang&Kodos, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Monster Mash Lyrics

EPISODES : Treehouse of Horror 8, Treehouse of Horror 10 , Treehouse of Horror 3

WINNERS : Ladies & Gentlemen, This Team Has Been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and They Can Say Without Hyperbole That This Chris's Trivia is a Million Times Worse Than All of Them Put Together!

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Ladies & Gentlemen, This Team Has Been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and They Can Say Without Hyperbole That This Chris's Trivia is a Million Times Worse Than All of Them Put Together! - 46.5 pts

2. The "Blood"matic Grampas - 44.5 pts

3. Help! Our Trivia Team are Nerds - 43.5 pts

4. The Little S.O.B.'s - 42 pts

5. Batman and Magellan - 33.5 pts

6. Badger My Ass, It's Probably Milhouse! - 30.5 pts

7. And I Contend That Those Tourists Were Decapitated Before They Entered Simpsons Trivia Night at the Dive Shop - 25.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - September Edition!

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Edna Krabappel, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! Best Picture Oscar Winners

EPISODES : Lisa's Sax, Lisa's Rival, The PTA Disbands!

WINNERS : This Team Not Only Failed the Aptitude Test, They Got Trapped in a Closet on the Way Out

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. This Team Not Only Failed the Aptitude Test, They Got Trapped in a Closet on the Way Out - 42.5 pts

2. Disgruntled Goat, Rich Uncle Skeleton & The Dinner Dogs - 41.5 pts

3. The Team That Got Matt Smith's Picture on America's Most Wanted - 37 pts

4. Lovematic Grampas - 34.5 pts

5. The Egg Advisory Council - 34 pts

5. Ganesh is Graceful - 34 pts

7. The Dash Dingos - 25 pts

 

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - 15th Anniversary Show & Diorama-Rama!

 

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Bart-isms, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!( Traditional Anniversary Gifts! )

EPISODES : Deep Space Homer, Cape Feare, Summer of 4'2"

WINNERS : Rapping Rabbis

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

Check out all the cromulent Diorama-rama photos AND videos in the WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto Facebook Group!

1. Rapping Rabbis - 46.5 pts

2. Chris, I Know You Didn't Believe Me About the Vending Machines, That's Why I Had the Fireman Write Me a Note. "Ms. Brazeau: While We Were Rescuing Your Trivia Team a Lumberyard Burned Down - 43.5 pts

3. Our Team Has Been Called "Ugly, Pug Ugly, Fugly, Pug Fugly" But Never "Ugly-Ugly" - 43 pts

4. Forget About the Trivia! When Do We Get the Freakin' Guns! - 39.5 pts

4. The Team With American Currency - 39.5 pts

6. Lovematic Grampas - 38.5 pts

7. I Want to See You Teams Fighting! For Chris and Matt's Love! Fight Fight Fight Fight! - 38 pts

7. The Guff-Speaking Work-Slackers - 38 pts

9. Two Independent Thought Alarms - 28.5 pts

10. The Well Wishers - 27 pts

11. This Has Trivia In It. Trivia is a Fruit - 20.5 pts

12. Stupid Sexy Flanders - 9 pts

August 11, 2025 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Grampa Simpson, TV Shows
Episodes: Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part One), Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part Two)
Winner: Local Team Loses Pants, Trivia

1. Local Team Loses Pants, Trivia, 43.5 pts

2. It's Your Fault I'm Bald, 41 pts

3. Chicago Finances are Second Only to Charlotte, Grand Rapids, Providence... Well, All of New England. But You Can Thank Your Lucky Stars We Don't Live in Newark!, 39 pts

3. Lousy Smarch Weather, 39 pts

5. Moochin War Widows, 38.5 pts

6. A Load of Rich, Creamery Butter, 37.5 pts

6. Pizzeria Serio, Can you Set the Pizza Oven to Cold?, 37.5 pts

8. Lisa Simpson, Martin Prince, Our Championship Trivia Team, and Owen, but Not Neil, 36.5 pts

9. 40% More Rooting Tooting, 36 pts

10. Carl = Black, Lenny = White, 35 pts

11. Ever So Many Romantic Misunderstandings, 34 pts

11. Pressed Peanut Sweepings, 34 pts

13. Rob and Jake, Smiling Politely, 29.5 pts

14. Chez Guevara, 28 pts

15. Lousy Beatniks, 27.5 pts

16. My Team is Also Named Bort, 26.5 pts

17. Dear Neil, As I Write This, I am Very Sad. Our PBS Has Been Overthrown and REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT PRESIDENT TRUMP! ALL HAIL TRUMP!, 25.5 pts

17. The Boo-Urns, 25.5 pts

19. The Intellectual Junta Known as the Bright Pack, 25 pts

20. Ya Know It's Kinda Funny - The Only Thing That Survived Lollapalooza Were the Family Tombstones, 24.5 pts

21. Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport, 24 pts

21. Oh Boy, This is Going to Get Worse Before It Gets Better, 24 pts

23. Seymour Butz, 23.5 pts

24. Y6LE, 22.5 pts

25. Godspeed Little Doodle, 16.5 pts

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - July Edition

LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Troy McClure, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!(Canadian Cities!)

EPISODES : Bart Gets Famous, King Size Homer, Black Widower

WINNERS : Now This Team Reading Technology Is New To Me, But I'm Pretty Sure That's This Team Rotating Slowly In The Oven. Their Body Temperature Has Risen To Over 400 Degrees. They're Literally Stewing In Their Own Juices

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

1. Now This Team Reading Technology Is New To Me, But I'm Pretty Sure That's This Team Rotating Slowly In The Oven. Their Body Temperature Has Risen To Over 400 Degrees. They're Literally Stewing In Their Own Juices - 40 pts

2. A Nobel Prize Winner! An NBA All Star! And One of The SweatHogs! - 39.5 pts

3. Jeremy Irons Helps Us Play - 35 pts

4. Yo, Um, Our Team Went To Trivia and Must’ve, Like, Fallen On A Storyteller and Some Bam Bam Cauliflower And Lt, Like, Drove Itself Into Our Guts - 34 pts

5. We Said No To Springbyington - 33.5 pts

5. The Well Wishers - 33.5 pts

May 19, 2025 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio

Categories: Principal Skinner, Sports

Episodes: Homerpalooza

Winner: Ah, Neil, We've Got Nothing Against You. We Just Heard There Was Gold in Your Belly

 

1. Ah, Neil, We've Got Nothing Against You. We Just Heard There Was Gold in Your Belly,    49.5 pts
2. I Kissed an Inanimate Carbon Rod and I Liked It, 44.5 pts    
3. There is But One More Way to Win the Best Team Name, But It Is As Intricate and Delicate as a Well Played Game of Chess... Shitpost! Shitpost! Shitpost!, 41.5 pts
4. The New and Improved PBS News...Has Been Cancelled, 41 pts
5. There's Nothing to Be Afraid Of, Except That Midwest Dust Storm That Turns People Inside Out,    39.5 pts
6. Hey Leland, Check It Out. Time for Trivia!, 38.5 pts
6. This Circle is Our Team. My God, It's Like You've Known Us All Our Lives!, 38.5 pts
8. Hey, That Looks Like Bill Oakley! Aw Wait, It's Just a Pile of Rags..., 38 pts
9. The Yahoo Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band, 37 pts
10. When the Doctor Said I Didn't Have Worms Anymore, I Could Not Be Secretary of Health and Human Services, 33.5 pts
11. You Suck, McBain!, 33 pts
12. Maybe Married People Liked Simpsons Trivia. We Don't Know. Frankly, We Don't Wanna Know, 32.5 pts
12. Non-Threatening Boys, 32.5 pts
12. People Come to a Trivia Contest About a Cartoon Expecting a Certain Level of Professionalism, 32.5 pts
15. This Pizza Parlor Doesn't Have a Fire Exit. Enjoy Your Death Trap, Ladies!, 31.5 pts
16. A-Bort-tions for All!, 31 pts
16. Ludicrously Tragic, 31 pts
18. Two Bad Neighbors, 29.5 pts
19. Flintstones Chewable Fentanyl Addicts, 29 pts
19. The Chapel Street Chazzwozzers, 29 pts
21. That is a Rare Photo of Neil Arsenty Signed by Bill Oakley. It is Worth $150, 27.5 pts
22. Another Acid Flashback, 26.5 pts
22. I Begged You to Check My Answers First, I Begged You!, 26.5 pts
24. Kids with Mittens Pinned to Their Jackets All Year Round, 26 pts
25. Godspeed, Little Doodle, 25.5 pts
26. We Have a Lost Child Here. If He's Not Claimed Within the Next Hour, He Will Become Property of Woo Hoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia, 22.5 pts
27. Duff from Sweden, 21 pts
28. Homercles Cares Not for Beans!, 17.5 pts
29. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net is Hiring!, 17 pts
29. Gotta Nuke Something, 17 pts
31. Thrillho, 16.5 pts
32. The Armin Tamzarians, 15 pts