August 4, 2016 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Apu; Politics  
Episodes: Homer Alone; The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase; Sideshow Bob Robers   
Winner: That's right boys. Dan's back from the gutter and he's brought someone with him!

1. That's right boys. Dan's back from the gutter and he's brought someone with him!, 49 pts
2. We've come to see the host who Dan is using to willingly disgrace his family and spit on his culture, 47.5 pts
2. Fatty fat fat fat, 47.5 pts
4. I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this Simpsons trivia is worse than all three combined, 45 pts
5. You do not love Rusty! You love Dan and Dan! They are your trivia hosts! What you are doing is wrong! Wrong! Wrong!, 44 pts
6. And as for you, I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!, 43 pts
7. Can we have a pool, Dan? (X20), 41.5 pts
8. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking dan on the side, 40.5 pts
9. Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon, 38.5 pts
9. Bonerland Medical Association, 38.5 pts
9. This team doesn't want you to look up its dress unless you mean it, 38.5 pts
12. The team that sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which we believe gives us sexual powers, 36.5 pts
13. Christmas ape goes to Summer camp, 36 pts
13. The Butthead Memorial Auditorium (Damnit we wish we hadn't let the students name our team), 36 pts
13. The chubbiest kick line in town, 36 pts
16. Peachtrees, 34.5 pts
16. I'm Mr. Burns blah blah blah. Do this, do that blah blah blah, I think I'm so biiiig, 34.5 pts
18. Billy and the Cloneasaurus, 32.5 pts
19. Discovery Channel, 29.5 pts
20. Ice to see you, 26 pts
21. Pin Pals, 25.5 pts
22. Possible Homer Sexuals, 25 pts
23. Butter Up That Bacon, 22.5 pts
24. Nothing can Possib-lie go wrong..., 17 pts
25. Hi Dan. Stay off of the west side!, 16.5 pts
26. I gave my love a chicken, 16 pts
27. Trab Pu Kcip, 14.5 pts
28. Give me some trivia before I pound your withered old face in!, 14 pts
29. Pukahontas, 12.5 pts
30. Two - Sounds like enough, 4 pts