Monday, April 13, 2020

April 6, 2020 HAMILTON



Location:  Our Houses
Winner:  Nachos Flanders Style  
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Gerry, I don't mean to alarm you, but there
may be a virus or viruses in the house!   

Nachos Flanders Style                                     45.5
A B+ In Conduct?!                                            41.5
I’m On A Rolla Gay                                          40.5
Gerry Exotic: Zoomlogical Holistic
Experience                                                       38.75
This one team seems to LOVE the Speedo
guy!                                                                 38.5
Max Power                                                       38
We've Learned Trivia is Just One Crushing
Defeat After Another Until You Just Wish
Flanders Was Dead                                          36.5
Not only am I not learning, I'm forgetting
stuff I used to know!                                         35
Cat In The Furnace                                           34.5
Le Grille?!                                                        32
Now that we’ve done this via Zoom,
please don’t tell anyone how I live...                31
Gerry, I don't mean to alarm you, but there
may be a virus or viruses in the house!            30.5
Ratboys                                                            28.5
Gerry has a big butt. and his butt smells.
And he likes to kiss his own butt                     28

Thursday, April 9, 2020

April 8th, 2020 - Toronto


Location : Your Living Room!
Categories : Dr. Hibbert, T.V.
Episodes : None
Winners : The COVID-19 Simpson Trivia Smile Time Variety Hour
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Chris, We Keep Getting Orders To Let The Virus Win!

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to submit your scores or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to email them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

THANKS AGAIN TO EVERYONE WHO TUNED IN!!!


1. The COVID-19 Simpson Trivia Smile Time Variety Hour - 48 pts
2. We Don’t Need Companionship. We Need To Be Isolated and Studied, So It Can Be Determined What Nutrients We Have That Might Be Extracted For Our Personal Use - 46 pts
3. During Their Isolation They Taught Themselves to Hear and Feel Pain Again - 44.5 pts
3. We May Be Ugly and Hate-Filled But, Uh… What Was the Third Thing? - 44.5 pts
5. This Team Has Wandered Down From The Hill In Search Of Trivia, And Perhaps Employment - 44 pts
6. Sex Cauldron - 43.5 pts
7. Greased Up Willies - 42.5 pts
8. Making My Own Scores? Nothing Can Stop Me Now. Except Microscopic Germs. - 42 pts
9. Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson - 40.5 pts
10. May the Lord Bless and Keep You - 40 pts
11. We Have Misplaced Our Pants - 39 pts
12. Guy Incognito - 35 pts
12. The Withstandinators - 35 pts
14. Queens of the Harpies - 34.5 pts
15. Quarantine: The Cause of, and Solution To, All of Life's Problems - 32 pts
16. This Has Trivia In It, Trivia is a Fruit - 31.5 pts
16. Who Needs Simpsons Trivia? I Dooooooooooooooo - 31.5 pts
18. Chris, We Keep Getting Orders To Let The Virus Win! - 30.5 pts
18. Give Me The Biggest Quarantine You Have....No That's Too Big - 30.5 pts
20. We're Gonna Get Worse, Before We Get Better - 30 pts
21. Iron Helps Us Play! - 28.5 pts
22. Stupid Babies Need the Most Love - 27 pts
23. Pin Pals - 26.5 pts
24. Sideshow Bob's Rake Noise - 23.5 pts
25. Going to a Restaurant, That's a Paddlin'. Group of More Than 5 People, That's a Paddlin'. Going Outside... You Better Believe That's a Paddlin'. - 20 pts
26. The Team Who Killed the Original Alfalfa - 16.5 pts