Thursday, February 20, 2014

February 17, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Lisa on Ice, Mr. Plow, I Love Lisa
Categories: Patty & Selma, Movies
Winner: Our Team's Real Name is Corky

Final Standings:
1. Our Team's Real Name is Corky, 43.5 pts
2. You Were a Rotten Trivia Host, and I'll Never, EVER Forgive You! Can We Have Sex? Please??, 42 pts
3. Woozle-Wuzzle? Is That What Passes for a Team Name These Days?, 41.5 pts
4. The Vassar Bashers, 40 pts
5. Capital Knockers, 39 pts
6. The Four Elephants of the Apocalypse, 38 pts
7. Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp, 37 pts
8. P.S. I Am Gay, 35 pts
9. Spin the Middle Side Topwise, 34 pts
10. Some Sort of Non-Giving Up School Guy, 32.5 pts
11. Honk if You're Horny, 31.5 pts
11. The Moe Szyslak Experience Featuring Homer, 31.5 pts
13. Nuts and Gum (Together At Last), 30 pts
14. The Christ Punchers, 29.5 pts
14. Guy Incognito, 29.5 pts
16. Nuke the Whales, 29 pts
17. Not Now, I'm Too Drunk, 27.5 pts
18. The Crappy Little Elves, 24.5 pts
19. Dignity, 19 pts
20. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 16 pts
21. Inanimate Carbon Team, 12.5 pts
22. The Ides of Marge, 12 pts
23. Bart Following Bannock, 2 pts

February 11, 2014 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Last Temptation Of Homer, I'm With Cupid, I Love Lisa
Categories: Milhouse, Hallowe'en
Winner: meh.

Final Standings:
1. meh., 50 pts
2. 'Tis No Team. 'Tis A Remorseless Eating Machine, 46 pts
3. The Team That Would Be Happy To Win Shameful Bronze, 44 pts
3. The Team That Doesn't Like The Idea of Milhouse Having Two Spaghetti Meals In One Day, 44 pts
5. Homercles Cares Not For Team, 43.5 pts
6. Hark To The Tale Of The Nelsons & The Boy The Loved So Dear, 42.5 pts
6. Here At Globez, We Don't Believe In Team Names. In Fact, I Didn't Even Give You My Coat!, 42.5 pts
6. We Would Also Like To Express Our Fondness For That Particular Beer, 42.5 pts
9. My Theory Is: Skinner Likes Dog Food, 42 pts
9. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampires, 42 pts
9. The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell, 42 pts
12. I Do Believe We're Naked, 40.5 pts
13. Sex Cauldron, 39 pts
14. Handsome Homer Simpsons Plus Three, 38 pts
15. Power Plant Projections For Pete Porter In Pasadena, 37.5 pts
15. The Team That's Always Standing And Walking, 37.5 pts
17. Maybe It's The Beer Talking Marge, But You've Got A Butt That Won't Quit, 37 pts
17. We're Here, We're Queer, We Don't Want Any More Bears, 37 pts
19. We're A Team Of Few Words. Any Questions?, 36.5 pts
20. Kees Us Or Vee'll Krush You, 35.5 pts
20. The Partilally-Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages, 35.5 pts
20. The Weiner Patrol, 35.5 pts
23. We Like Roy, 33 pts
24. We Came To Burgle Carnegie Hall, 32 pts
25. Be Unto Like The Boy, 31.5 pts
25. The Damn Hell Ass Kings, 31.5 pts
27. Pepito: The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World, 31 pts
28. Put It In H, 30.5 pts
28. Sweet Merciful Crap! My Car!, 30.5 pts
28. The Langdon Algers (They're Quiet And Enjoy Puzzles), 30.5 pts
31. The Big Team of British Smiles, 30 pts
31. The I Didn't Do It Dancers, 30 pts
33. The Doll's Trying To Kill Me And The Toaster's Been Laughing At Me, 29 pts
34. That Trivia Answer Wasn't Appropriate For Children! Really? I Keep My Pants On In This One, 28.5 pts
35. Abortions For Some, 28 pts
36. The Cadillac Lounge? They Didn't Even Give Free Beer To Those Freed Iranian Hostages, 27.5 pts
37. Bent Wookies, 27 pts
37. The Team With Bees In The Mouths, So When They Bark They Shoot Bees At You, 27 pts
37. We Like Roy! We Like Roy!, 27 pts
40. We Now Return To The Return Of The Pink Panther Returns, 26.5 pts
41. JP's Bonerland, 25 pts
41. Let's "Bee" Friends. It Says "Bee" And There's a Picture Of A Bee On It, 25 pts
43. Awww, the Denver Broncos!, 23.5 pts
43. This Team Was In The Cloest Making Babies, And I Saw One Of The Babies And The Baby Looked At Me, 23.5 pts
45. Simpsons Trivia - February 11, 2014. Creativity Ho!, 23 pts
46. Man Alive, There Are Men Alive In Here, 20.5 pts
47. Team KKK…Uh, That's Not Good, 20 pts
48. Things That Rhyme With Corey, 19.5 pts
49. Is This Team Going To Win? Most People Would Say "No, Of Course Not. What Kind Of A Stupid Question Is That?", 19 pts
50. The Lesson Is: Never Try, 16 pts
51. It Was The Best Of Teams, It Was The Blurst Of Teams?!, 4 pts

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

February 6, 2014 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk, Bart Sells His Soul
Categories: Troy McClure, weather
Winner: This Team Doesn't Go In For These Backdoor Shenanigans. Sure, They're Flattered, Maybe A Little Curious, But The Answer Is No Yes

Final Standings:
1. This Team Doesn't Go In For These Backdoor Shenanigans. Sure, They're Flattered, Maybe A Little Curious, But The Answer Is No Yes, 48.5 pts (won tiebreaker)
1. Gentlemen: To Evil, 48.5 pts
3. That Team Where You're Lying In Bed And We Fly In Through The Window, 47 pts
4. Hell Labs: Ironic Punishment Division, 44 pts
5. All The Other Teams Are S.O.B.s, 43 pts
6. The Mediocre Presidents, 42 pts
7. Our English Is Not Perfect But We Must Tell You: Your Trivia Is Like Swill To Us? Do We Have That Right? We Are Saying Only A Swine Would Answer This Trivia. Ja, But Thank You Anyway, 41 pts
7. We Always Imagined We'd Spend our 20s In A Bar Playing Simpsons Trivia, But Then We Were Very Depressed Children, 41 pts
9. This Trivia Will Have No Effect On Your Grades, It Merely Determines Your Future Social Status And Financial Success…If Any, 40.5 pts
10. Welcome To Dumpsville, Population: You, 39 pts
11. Hortense The Mule-Faced Team, 38.5 pts
12. They're All Here: Otto Von Bismarck, Maurice Chevalier, Right Down To Jay Leno, 37.5 pts
13. The First Non-Brazilian Team To Travel Back In Time, 36.5 pts
14. This Is A Fine Team But Sure 'Tis No Pool, English, 35 pts
15. Blabbermouth, The Jerky Team For Jerks, 34 pts
16. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 33.5 pts
17. We Want Chilly Willy, 33 pts
18. The Cleveland Show, 32.5 pts
19. We Still Love Ya Ciggy, 31.5 pts
20. Discovery Channel, 30.5 pts
21. The Falkland Islands Have Just Been Invaded, I Repeat, The Falklands Have Been Invaded, 29 pts
22. You Don't Even Want To Know What That Team's Into, 27.5 pts
23. Sarcastic Horse, 26 pts
24. The Itchy Lot, 25.5 pts
25. The Legend Of The Dog-Faced Woman, 23 pts
25. How Many Gazebos Do You She-Males Need?, 23 pts
27. Nothing At All, Nothing At All, Nothing At All, 21.5 pts
28. Knifey-Spooney, 19.5 pts
29. Dig Your Own Grave And Save, 16 pts
29. Team Discovery Channel, 16 pts
31. Everything's Coming Up Milhouse, 12.5 pts
32. Good Team Names Don't End In -Eum, They End In -Mania Or -Teria, 8 pts
33. A Name That's Witty At First But Seems Less Funny Each Time You Hear It, 7.5 pts
34. Formerly Wandering I Nudist Colony, 7 pts

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

February 4, 2014 - Hamilton

Location: The Anchor Bar
Episodes: Lisa The Greek, A Streetcar Named Marge, King-Size Homer
Winner: Go Banana!

Final Standings:
1. Go Banana!, 47 pts
2. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 45.5 pts
3. Buy Me BoneStorm Or Go To Hell, 39 pts
3. Financial Panthers, 39 pts
5. More Testicles Mean More Iron, 38.5 pts
5. The Gay Robots From Star Wars, 38.5 pts
5. Cursed Frogurt, 38.5 pts
8. Numba 8 *belch*, 37.5 pts
9. There's Your Answer, Fishbulb, 37 pts
10. Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo, 33.5 pts
11. I'm Me?, 32.5 pts
12. Boyd and Alyssa, 31 pts
13. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 30 pts
14. The No Homers, 28.5 pts
15. Embiggen With Cromulence, 26 pts
16. The B Sharps, 24.5 pts
17. The Duffmen, 6.5 pts