Tuesday, April 25, 2017

April 17th - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Patty and Selma, Baseball
Episodes: 22 Short Films About Springfield, Lady Bouvier's Lover, Homer at the Bat
Winners: Uh, Aaron and Warren, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things? Th-the things?
Best Team Name: This One's for you Aaron and Warren, special delivery from Uncle Will and all the rest in D Company. Yeah, Ryan, June, Chi-town Chris and Eddie. Yeah even Eddie. He ain't so stuck up once you get to…

1. Uh, Aaron and Warren, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things? Th-the things? (46 points)
2. Does Whiskey Count as a Team Name? (43 points)
3. Don't worry guys, this'll be  fun. Chicago's trivia is second only to Calgary, Toronto, Ottawa, Hamilton - well all of Canada. But you can thank your lucky stars we're not in Brooklyn!
(38.5 points)
4. Theme From a Pizza Place, From a Pizza Place, The Theme From a Pizza Place, It's the Theme… (37 points)
5. We changed our name to Homer Jr. The kids can call us HoJu. (36.5 points)
6. Christ Punchers (36 points)
7. This One's for you Aaron and Warren, special delivery from Uncle Will and all the rest in D Company. Yeah, Ryan, June, Chi-town Chris and Eddie. Yeah even Eddie. He ain't so stuck up once you get to… (35.5 points)
8. Trivia? Isn't This The Line for Metallica? (34 points)
9. Unnecessery Surgery Land (31.5 points)
10. The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner, The Bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher, The competent drumming of Don Brewer. (30.5 points)
T-11. Class 3 Kill Storm (29.5 points)
T-11. My Team's Breath Smells Like Catfood (29.5 points)
13. Little Billy and the McGarnacles (26.5 points)
14. Team Smrt (22 points)
15. I see you've played knifey-spooney before (21 points)
16. Mattina (8 points)

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Kitchener-Waterloo - April 19



Location: The Jazz RoomCategories: Krusty, Pets and AnimalsEpisodes: Homer's Enemy, 138th Episode Spectacular, Homer at the BatWinners: Banana
Best Team Name: Big Fat Dynamos


1. Banana - 40 pts (TIEBREAKER)
2. The Possible Homersexuals - 40 pts
3. Sorry we're late, can we have the money now? - 39 pts
3. We want Chilly Willy! - 37.5 pts (TIEBREAKER)
4. General Sherman - 37.5 pts
T6. Company L - 35 pts
T6. The Legend of the Dog-Faced Woman - 35 pts
8. P.S. I am gay - 34.5 pts
9. We Like Roy! - 34 pts
10. Capital City Goofballs - 33 pts
11. I heard your dad went into a restaurant and he ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant - 32.5 pts
12. Big Fat Dynamos - 31.5 pts
13. Dial "M" for Murderousness - 28.5 pts
14. The Law Talkin Guys - 27.5 pts
15. Matsumara Fishworks and Tomaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern - 27 pts
16. The Homewreckers - 25.5 pts
17. Can I borrow a feeling? - 24 pts
18. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt - 23 pts
19. The house next to the house with no numbers - 22 pts
20. Cromulent - 15.5 pts
21. Company "L" - 14 pts
22. Grimey - as we like to be called - 12.5 pts

Sunday, April 16, 2017

April 15, 2017 - CALGARY



Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Lisa the Iconoclast, Homer the Smithers, Bart on the Road
Categories: Patty & Selma, What is that you say? Vol. 2
Winner: Adam and Ezra, Every second until we meet atabs me like a thousand needles. Join me at Dickens Pub this Saturdat at 5. Perhaps later we will smooch up a storm. Sexily yours, Woody

1. Adam and Ezra, Every second until we meet atabs me like a thousand needles. Join me at Dickens Pub this Saturdat at 5. Perhaps later we will smooch up a storm. Sexily yours, Woody, 47.5
2. Something said, not good, don’t yell at Homer! No, that’s okay. Slow, he called you slow! How dare you call me slow? Are you still here Homer? You really are slow. Something said, not good., 46
2. Agents Mulder and Scully, FBI, 46
4. I thought I recognized you! I gave you a pint of Sprinklebr√§u back in 1947 to paint Dickens Pub and you never did it!, 44.5
5. Alright, you listen up you little FREAKS the fun stops here! You’re gonna shut your stinkin’ traps and behave damnit! This is one trivia team you’re not gonna SCREW with! TABLE 207., 44
6. Comrades, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whomever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya… What’s that? Oh, I mean, we’re Team Discovery Channel., 43.5
7. People of Dickens - Simpsons Trivia is a sham! It was started in 2015 by Adam as an excuse to beat up on Ezra., 38
8. We are the Terminizer: An Erotic Thriller! A team name about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. This robot, he’s got a heartbreaking decision to make about which Simpsons Trivia host lives… or dies!, 35.5
9. Monahan, knock him down if he gets in your way! Johnny, Johnny, go for the face! Ryan Kesler lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!, 35
10. We want Chilly Willy!, 35
11. Welcome to Simpsons Trivia where nothing can possibli go wrong! Possibly go wrong… that’s the first thing that’s gone wrong…, 34.5
12. Our team name is Agnes. It means lamb, lamb of god., 33
13. Losin' at trivia? Oh, you better believe that a paddlin’!, 29
14. Go out of a Saturday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen?, 28
15. Sideshow Bobs, 4

Friday, April 14, 2017

April 11, 2017 - ST. CATHARINES


Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: Technical Difficulties
Round Theme:  Baseball
Winner: The Hojus


1. The Hojus                                                                     46.5
2. Teh Seven Crystal Babies                                              42
3. It Took This Team 40 Minutes To Find Canada On The
Map                                                                                 34.5
3. Portrait of Six Assgrabbers                                            34.5
5. Dr. Nick Triviera                                                             33.5
6. You Know It's Agnes.  It Means Lamb.  Lamb Of God!      30.5
7. Methusela Rookie Cards                                                 29
8. I'm On-A-Rolla-Gay                                                        28
9. Stern Lecture Trivia (I Told You Not To Answer That!)        22
9. Beer Barons                                                                  22
11. Amanda Hug-n-kiss                                                      21.5
12. I Don't Mind You Peeing In The Shower, But Only If
You're Taking A Shower                                                      21
13. Lousy Smarch Weather                                                 19

April 11th, 2017 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : All Stump The Host Questions! April Fools!
Episodes : Fear of Flying, The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular, Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
Winners : The Nelsons feat. We Brought This Table From Home
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Compadres, It Is Imperative That We Crush The Nelsons Before the Start of the Rainy Season. And Remember, a Shiny New Donkey For Whoever Brings Me the Head of Whoever They're Featuring.

1. The Nelsons feat. We Brought This Table From Home - 40.5 pts
2. Sex Cauldron - 36.5 pts
2. You're Right, Trivia. You're Always Trivia - 36.5 pts
4. They Called Us Team Gorgeous. Later On, It Was Team Presentable. Then Team Gruesome. And Finally, Team Moe. - 33.5 pts
5. The Fruit Punch Advisory Board - 32 pts
5. The International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs, and Nuclear Technicians - 32 pts
7. If Anyone Wants Some Butter, It's Under Our Team's Face - 27.5 pts
8. Compadres, It Is Imperative That We Crush The Nelsons Before the Start of the Rainy Season. And Remember, a Shiny New Donkey For Whoever Brings Me the Head of Whoever They're Featuring. - 26 pts
9. Oh, I Have Had It! I Have Had It With This Trivia Night, Brazeau! The Low Trivia Scores, Table After Table of Ugly, UGLY Teams! - 25.5 pts
10. Alternate Wording for the Team: Buttzilla - 24 pts
10. Team Discovery Channel - 24 pts
12. Mono = 1, Rail = Rail - 18 pts
13. The Folks Who Just Don't Feel Like Workin', God Bless 'Em! - 17.5 pts
14. Ayatollah Assaholla - 17 pts
15. Iron Helps Us Play - 16.5 pts
16. Lovematic Grampas - 15.5 pts
17. Buy Sunscreen For Legs - 13.5 pts
17. Young Women are Going to Want to Have Sex With Us, and We Want Them to Think They Can! - 13.5 pts
19. The Safety Salamanders - 8 pts
20. The Seat Moisteners From Sector 7G - 7.5 pts
21. The Diddly's - 6 pts
22. The Scienticians - 5 pts
23. Homer's Ooooohs - 2.5 pts

Sunday, April 9, 2017

April 4, 2017 - Hamilton


Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: Techinical Difficulties
Round Theme:  Baseball
Winner: Trivia Is In Danger of Growing Stale.  We're Taking It To Strange New Places
Winner Best Team Name:  Use Your Phony Guns As Clubs!

1. Trivia Is In Danger of Growing Stale.  We're          44
Taking It To Strange New Places                
2. Disparaging Our Team Name Is A Bootable        43
Offence
3. The Southern Dandies                                      42.5
4. I Heard This Team Went Into A Restaurant and   39
Ate Everything In The Restaurant And They Had
To Close The Restaurant
5. Only Who Can Win Best Team? You Have          38
Selected 'Us', Referring To You. That Is Incorrect.
The Correct Answer Is 'You'.
6. You Don't Win Friends With Salad                      36
7. Damn Hell Ass Kings                                        36
8. The Movementarians                                        36
9. Hey Everybody I'm A Stupid Moron With An       33
Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells
And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt                            
10. Use Your Phony Guns As Clubs                      32
11. The Mr. Snrubs From Someplace Far Away      31
12. The Leader Beans                                          29.5
13. Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo                                     21.5


Thursday, March 30, 2017

March 21, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo



Location: The Jazz Room
Categories: Mr. Burns, Fights and Angry Mobs
Episodes: Bart on the Road, Homer vs. the 18th Amendment, Itchy and Scratchy Land
Winners: Y6le
Best Team Name: A Bunch of Little Rory Calhouns


1. Y6le - 49 pts
2. 1979 _onda Accord - 47.5 pts
3. People who look like things - 45 pts
4. Glower Power! - 44.5 pts
T5. No Homers Club - 42.5 pts
T5. Troy McClure in "Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds" - 42.5 pts
7. The law....talkin'....guys - 41.5 pts
8. Poison, poison, tasty feesh - 38.5 pts
9. Can't. Stop. Doing. The Monkey. - 37.5 pts
T10. A Bunch of Little Rory Calhouns - 36 pts
T10. Systems Analysts, Systems Analysts! - 36 pts
12. My damn weiner kids - 33.5 pts
13. The lemon-shaped rocks - 36.5 pts
14. Archie Bell and the Drells - 32 pts
15. Something like, um, "Team Discovery Channel", but not so lame - 31.5 pts
T16. He card reads good - 22 pts
T16. Trivia? This isn't the line for Metallica? - 22 pts
18. Board with a nail in it - 21.5 pts
19. Precious Venus - 20 pts
20. Canyonero - 13 pts
21. Someone Else's Underprivileged Son - 11.5 pts

Saturday, March 25, 2017

March 21, 2017 St. Catharines


Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochy Show, Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment, The Canine Mutiny
Round Theme:  Sports
Winner: Our Team Is Also Named Bort

1. Our Team Is Also Named Bort                                        42
2. The Beer Baron                                                             38.5
3. The Team That's Going Back To Winnipeg                       35
4. Can't Someone Else Do It?                                             32
5. The No Kids And Three Money                                        30
6. Moe, Or As The Ladies Call Us, "Hey You, Behind The 
Bushes!"                                                                          29.5
7. Amanda Hugnkiss                                                         25.5
7. Put It In H!                                                                    25.5
9. Chef Lonely Hearts Soup For One                                   24
10. Why Must I Fail At Every Attempt At Trivia                    22
11. Lousey Smartch Weather                                              18.5
12. Flaming Moes                                                              13.5
13. The Lone Disco Stu                                                      13.5
14. Bovine University Alumni                                               12
15. Solid Wood                                                                    3

Thursday, March 23, 2017

March 20th - DIORAMA-RAMA - Chicago



Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Milhouse, Rock and/or Roll
Episodes:Homer vs. the 18th Amendment, Lisa's Rival, A Fish Called Selma
Winners: Chicken Necks?
Diorama Winner: Monica Vazquez for Lisa Needs Braces
Best Team Name: Thanks to Emily! She'll keep our team from resorting to homosexuality…for about ten minutes.


1. Chicken Necks? 45 pts
2. When we grow up, we want to be trivia hosts or a caterpillar. We love you, Aaron and Warren! 44.5 pts
3. Thanks to Emily! She'll keep our team from resorting to homosexuality…for about ten minutes. 39.5 pts
4, I hate it when teams stick together, sticking together is what good teams do. 39 pts
5.The sweet, sweet cans 38.5 pts
6.200 teams and nothing but cats 37 pts
7. Ayn Rand's Team for Tots 36 pts
7,Your teenage son or daughter will think these new trivia hosts are really cool. 36 pts
9. The same Benedict Arnold who surrendered West Point to the Hated British 34.5 pts
10. They're like …some sort of…non-giving up…trivia guys 33.5 pts
11. We don’t know what phallocentric means, but no girls! 33 pts
11. The Dryyyyy Cracker 33 pts
13. Children's letter to God (To Jettison) 32.5 pts
14. People of Pizzeria Serio: Simpsons Trvia is a sham! It was started in 1924 as an excuse to beat up the Irish 32 pts
14. The Doodletown Pipers 32 pts
16. The team with bees in their mouths and when they answer questions they shoot bees at you 30.5 pts
17. Well that's just great, Seymour. We've answered six questions and you've already managed to lose trivia…sexless freak 29.5 pts
18. No one who speaks German could be an evil man 29 pts
19. Team discovery channel 28.5 pts
20. The Barts 27.5 pts
21. The team that couldn't slow down 17.5 pts
22. Honus Wagner, Cap Anson and Murdecai "3 Finger" Brown 16.5 pts

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

March 20, 2017 - Vancouver



Location: 
The American
Categories: "Alcohol", Kent Brockman
Episodes: A Milhouse Divided, Homer vs The 18th Ammendment, Much Apu About Nothing
Winners: Bonerland
Best Team Name: Simpsons trivia?! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of Vancouver? Localized ENTIRELY in The American?!


1. Bonerland - 42 pts
2. The Butthead Memorial Trivia Team - 40 pts
3. Suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked - 38 pts
4. The Flying Hellfish - 37.5 pts
5. Ayn Rand's School for Trivia Contestants - 34.5 pts
6. Simpsons trivia?! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of Vancouver? Localized ENTIRELY in The American?! - 32 pts
7. Your trivia questions are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter - 31 pts
8. All the kids on this team are SOBs - 30.5 pts
9. Starting lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers - 30.5 pts
10. The phony trivia team can be identified by their high top sneakers and their incredibly dirty mouths - 30 pts
11. This team is directly under the earth's sun... NOW! - 29.5 pts
12. So I rode out Simpsons trivia posing as a German cabaret singer - 29.5 pts
13. Joey Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo - 27 pts
14. Miguel Sanchez - 27 pts
15. 
Damn Wiener Kids - 27 pts
16. Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure - 26.5 pts
17. Kwik-e-Mart Gougers - 25 pts
18. Now Calm Down, Neddily-Diddily- Diddily-Diddily-Diddily. The Trivia Team Did Their Best, Shoddily-Iddily-Iddily-Diddily - 24.5 pts
19. We got more gongs than that breakdancing robot that caught on fire - 22.5 pts
20. Trombopoline! - 21.5 pts
21. The B-Sharps - 20 pts
22. Montgomery Boo-urns - 16.5 pts
23. The Bent Wookees - 15.5 pts
24. Ow, my eye, I'm not supposed to get trivia in it! - 14.5 pts
25. Team Hoju - 14 pts
26. The Krustyburgers - 13.5 pts
27. Mr. Plow - 12.5 pts
28. Worst. Team. Ever - 12.5 pts
29. Never Try - 9.5 pts
30. WE WANT CHILLY WILLY - 6.5 pts
31. Party Posse - 5.5 pts

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

March 14th, 2017 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Lunch Lady Doris, Sports
Episodes : Bart Vs Australia, Separate Vocations, Scenes From The Class Struggle In Springfield
Winners : The Nelsons feat. The Team That Would Rather Play Hackysack Than Lock Up the Homeless
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : The Highly Suggestable Types

1. The Nelsons feat. The Team That Would Rather Play Hackysack Than Lock Up the Homeless - 46 pts
2. Sex Cauldron - 44.5 pts
3. Sure, We're Alive, But Why? - 40.5 pts
4. A Trivia Night With Simon Hosting is a Lot Like a Mule With a Spinning Wheel. Nobody Knows He Got It, and Danged If He Knows How To Host It. - 40 pts
5. Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys - 39 pts
6. That's Game, Hendrix! - 36.5 pts
7. Caulk, Delicious Caulk - 35.5 pts
7. Class III Kill Team - 35.5 pts
7. I Am Looking Forward to an Orderly Trivia Night, Which Will Eliminate the Need for a Violent Bloodbath - 35.5 pts
10. The Team With the Bees in Our Mouths, and When We Bark We Shoot Bees at You - 34 pts
11. 9 Flabby Grapes - 33.5 pts
11. Bang Bang Bart and the Chief Justices of the Supreme Court - 33.5 pts
11. Discovery Channel - 33.5 pts
14. Baron Von Chickenpants - 33 pts
14. Spider Pig and His Amazing Friends - 33 pts
16. Simpsons Trivia: In Order to Explain Why Your Hormones Will Soon Make You an Easy Target For Every Smooth Talking Matt Smith With His Own Car and a Tight Hoodie, I Will Now Show a Short Sex Education Film - 32 pts
16. We Are the Lizard Queens of Summertime! - 32 pts
18. We Watched Simpsons Trivia in a Bar Last Month. The Sound Wasn't On But We Got the Drift of It - 31.5 pts
19. We Could Go Rent a Carpet Shampooer - 31 pts
20. The Walking Clocks - 30.5 pts
21. Floor Pie - 30 pts
22. Five Out of Seven - 29.5 pts
22. Lovematic Grampas - 29.5pts
24. The Highly Suggestable Types - 29 pts
25. Iron Helps Us Play!! - 28.5 pts
25. Monster Island (is Actually a Peninsula) - 28.5 pts
25. Wadded Beef - 28.5 pts
28. The Lizard Queens! - 26.5 pts
29. *slobbers* Auaughhghh... Precious Venus - 25.5 pts
29. We Eat Froot Loops For Breakfast! - 25.5 pts
31. A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name - 24 pts
32. Doctor Nick Trivieras - 23.5 pts
32. Number 8 (BELCH!) "Taking Barber Shop to New Places!" - 23.5 pts
34. 4 Little Rory Calhouns - 21 pts
35. A Team Whose Very Conscious Was Was Washed Away in a Tide of Beer and Green Vomit - 20 pts
36. Keep Rocking Forever... Forever... Forever - 19.5 pts
37. Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo - 19 pts
38. Murderhorn - 18.5 pts
39. The Joy of Cooking Milhouse - 18 pts
40. Klondike-5-3226 - 17 pts
41. Thrillhouse - 10 pts
42. Who Calls a Team Bort?! - 9.5 pts

Sunday, March 12, 2017

March 7, 2017 - HAMILTON


Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: Who Shot Mr. Burns part 2, King Sized Homer, Scenes From A Class Struggle In Springfield
Round Theme:  Who Said It
Winner: If We Wanted To See A Man Reading Trivia, We'd Have Gone To A Trivia Reading Class
Winner Best Team Name:  Gerry, You've Got It Set On Whore!


1. If We Wanted To See A Man Reading Trivia,         45.5
We'd Have Gone To A Trivia Reading Class                     
2. Lisa, Women Will Like What I Tell Them To Like 45
3. The Southern Dandies                                      44
3. The Popes Of Chilitown                                    44
5. Do You Find Something Funny About The Word
'Tromboner'?                                                        43
6. You'll Have To Speak Up I'm Wearing A Towel     42.5
7. Our Half-Inflated Dark Lord!                               41.5
8. A Joint Venture Of matsumara Fishworks and
Tamarabiashi Heavy Manufacturing Concern          37.5
9. The Pin Pals (Black Ink)                                   36
10. The Boogeyman or Boogeymen In The House   35
11. Chalmskin                                                      34
12. The Hooligans                                                33.5
13. The No Brians Club                                         32
14. This Team Is Also Named Bort                        28.5
15. The Pin Pals (Red Ink)                                    28.5
16. Gerry, You've Got It Set On Whore!                  22.5
17. The Fishbulbs                                                8
18. Simpsons Suckage*                                       2

*they weren't lying