Wednesday, November 29, 2017

November 20th, 2017 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Waylon Smithers, Overeating
Episodes: I Married Marge, Team Homer, King Size Homer (picked by team name winner)
WinnerYou've Heard The Expression "Let's Get Busy?" Well, This Is A Team Who Gets Biz-zay… Consistently and Thoroughly (won tie breaker)
Best Team Name: Good Lord! What Is Happening In There? Simpsons Trivia! Simpsons Trivia?! At This Time Of Year?! At This Time Of Day?! In This Part Of The Country?! Localized Entirely Inside Pizzeria Serio?! Yes. May I See It? Ten Dollars.

1. You've Heard The Expression "Let's Get Busy?" Well, This Is A Team Who Gets Biz-zay… Consistently and Thoroughly (won tie breaker) - 47 pts
1. Throbbing Biological Urges - 47 pts
3. Boy, I Sure Could Go For 100 Pizza Slices Right About Now - 41.5 pts
4. Something, Something Burt Ward - 41 pts
5. What Is The Point Of Going Out. We Are Just Going To End Up At Simpsons Trivia Anyway! - 39 pts
6. The Team That Spews Answers From Every Orafice - 38.5 pts
7. Hello Simpson. I'm Playing Trivia Today Because Mother Hid My Car Keys To Punish Me For Talking To A Woman On The Phone. She Was Right To Do It. - 38 pts
8. We're Team Brockman and This Is Eye On Woo Hoo Trivia - 37.5 pts
8. Señor Xtapolapocetl - 37.5 pts
10. Damn Weiner Kids - 36 pts
11. Okay, Let's Go Over The Ground Rules: 1) You Can't Turn In Round One Until You Tip The Staff 2) Any Team Scoring Has To Tip The Staff 3) You Have To Tip The Staff At The Top Of All Odd-Numbered Rounds 4) Oh! And The Fourth Round Is The Tip Round! - 35 pts
12. What What What!? This Better Be About Pizza!! - 34 pts
13. Hello Skinner. You're Quite Good At Steaming A Ham - 33.5 pts
14. Grease Me Up, Woman! - 31.5 pts
15. The Family Guys - 29.5 pts
16. All The Kids At Pizzeria Serio Are SOBs - 27.5 pts
17. Gudger College Alumni Association - 26 pts
18. Good Lord! What Is Happening In There? Simpsons Trivia! Simpsons Trivia?! At This Time Of Year?! At This Time Of Day?! In This Part Of The Country?! Localized Entirely Inside Pizzeria Serio?! Yes. May I See It? Ten Dollars. - 22 pts
19. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked - 21 pts
20. Campers Pampers - 19.5 pts
21. Sugar. Power. Women. - 18 pts


Tuesday, November 28, 2017

November 27, 2017 - Detroit




Location: Tipsy McStaggers
Episodes: Dead Putting Society, $pringfield, Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
Themes: Nelson, Politics & Government
Winner: Queen of the Harpies

1. Queen of the Harpies - 42.0
2. Let’s All Go To That Building Thingy Where Our Beers and Trivia Is - 41.5
3. Guys Incognito - 40.0
4. Pi is Exactly 3 - 39.5
5. Gudger College Dropouts - 35.0
6. Zutroy’s Shiny Pennies - 29.5
7. Pin Pals - 26.0

Thursday, November 23, 2017

November 14, 2017 - ST. CATHARINES



Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes:  Homie The Clown, Bart Vs. Australia, Homer Vs. Patty and Selma
Round Theme:  Apu
Winner: A Trivia Team Who's Inspiring Battle With Percidan Addiction Is Soon To Be A Movie Of The Week
Winner Best Team Name:  Where Was Gerry These Last 5 Months?  He Was At The Pornography Store.  He Was Buying Pornography.


1. A Trivia Team Who's Inspiring Battle With 
    Percidan Addiction Is Soon To Be A Movie Of 
    The Week                                                                       42.5
2. Seattle                                                                           41
3. This Old Grey Trivia Team Ain't What It Used To Be     34
4. Krusty Brand Imitation Team (9 out of 10 Orphans
Can't Tell The Difference)                                                  27
5. The Robotic Richard Simmons                                      21
6. Kwijibo - A Balding North American Trivia Host             20.5
7. Where Was Gerry These Last 5 Months?  He Was At
    Pornography Store.  He Was Buying Pornography.       19.5
8. People Who Look Like Things                                        15.5

November 21, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo



Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Moe, Shopping
Episodes : Stark Raving Dad, Radio Bart, Rosebud
Winners : The Wallet Inspectors
Best Team Name : Remember your Hippopotamus Oath

1. The Wallet Inspectors - 46.5 pts
2. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 46 pts
3. Please excuse my handwriting, I busted whichever hand it is I write with - 45 pts
4. Despite Patrick and Jon's objection, the people of South Africa can now vote in free democratic elections - 44 pts
5. Banana - 43 pts
6. (To a) Whale of a Wife - 40.5 pts
7. Stand still there's a spark in your hair! (Get it! Get it!) - 39 pts
8. Remember your Hippopotamus Oath - 36.5 pts
T9. I Miss Lisa's Cat Sooo Much - 33 pts
T9. Someone sure likes his kidney mush - 33 pts
11. Ian and Andrew: Best Pals! - 24.5 pts
12. Holy Rollers - 14 pts
13. Did somebody say "Perfect Game"? - 0 pts

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

November 18th, 2017 - Calgary



Location : Dickens Pub
Categories : Captain McAllister, Simpsons before & after
Episodes : Itchy & Scratcy: The Movie, Marge gets a Job, New Kid on the Block
Winners : I can't believe that Dickens can have this many people attend a simple trivia night... sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset.... cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, yes we have no bananas yeah our favorite bar is getting quite popular, no didn't you hear? They have no bananas... they have no bananas today...

1.  I can't believe that Dickens can have this many people attend a simple trivia night... sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset.... cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, yes we have no bananas yeah our favorite bar is getting quite popular, no didn't you hear? They have no bananas... they have no bananas today... 46.5 
2. Oh we have lots of names for our trivia host. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth. We'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if already there to some other out of the way place. Oh we have our reasons. They're depressing, their ragged cloths, they're crazy, they smell bad. SO every month on the conscience saving trivia night we toss these people a sheet. An answer sheet. And that's supposed to make it all better? 45
3. Dear Mr. Duhatschek, while we were rescuing this trivia team a lumbar yard burned down. 41.5
4. Get confident, Stupid! 40.5
5. Oh we have lots of names for these people. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scum of the earth, trivia teams! 40.5
6. We tried our best and we failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. 37.5
7. Quornem Salaria Uzo Mahok! 35
8. Who here knows how table 301 could have won? Without resorting to violence. Or childish name-calling. 34.5
9. Adam is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist but he's not a porn star! 34 10. Give us 1st prize or we'll pound your withered old faces. 33.5 11. Goodnight Springton, there will be no encores. 33 12. Yes, I forgot to put the fog lights in 32.5 13. Some pretty big wheels down at the cracker factory. 32 14. Ah, there's nothing more exciting than Simpsons trivia. You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down answers, paying attention. Simpsons trivia has it all. 31 15. This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. 29
16. We are the stupid ugly morons with ugly faces and big butts and our butts smell and we like to kiss our own butts. 23.5 17. Stampy's not a Trophy. 23.5 18. Miguel Sanchez. 21.5

Friday, November 17, 2017

November 14th, 2017 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Nuclear Power Plant Employee, Literature
Episodes : Lemon of Troy, Ragin' Abe Simpson and His Grumblin' Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Bart Vs Thanksgiving
Winners : The Nelsons ft. The Ethnic Comedy of Dugan & Dershowitz
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming : Dear Chris, As I Write This, I Am Very Sad. Our Team Has Been Overthrown (Man's Voice) and Replaced by the Benevolent General Krull! All Hail Krull and His Glorious New Regime! Sincerely, Little Girl

1. The Nelsons ft. The Ethnic Comedy of Dugan & Dershowitz - 48 pts
2. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers - 47 pts
3. Chris, I'm Not Gonna Lie to You. Six Days a Week This Team is a Hockey Rink - 44.5 pts
3. Who Wants a Bathtub Mint Julep? - 44.5 pts
5. The One Team We Might Possibly Have Considered Thinking About Becoming Interested In - 41.5 pts
6. Moochin' War Widows - 41 pts
7. The Big Team of British Smiles - 37.5 pts
8. This Team Isn't About the Trivia, It's About Rebellion! About Political and Social Upheavel! - 36.5 pts
9. Sex Cauldron - 36 pts
10. You Know What's Great About You Brits? Octopussy. I Must Have Seen That Movie... Twice - 34.5 pts
11. Dear Chris, As I Write This, I Am Very Sad. Our Team Has Been Overthrown (Man's Voice) and Replaced by the Benevolent General Krull! All Hail Krull and His Glorious New Regime! Sincerely, Little Girl - 31 pts
11. Nancy Drew Says All You Need To Answer Trivia Questions is an Inquisitive Temperament and Two Good Friends, and I've Got an Inquisitive Temperament - 31 pts
11. There's Something About Playing Trivia at Night That's Just So Unwholesome - 31 pts
14. Cesspool, Cesspool, Cesspool - 30.5 pts
15. The Team That Comes Out Every Trivia Night... Like Urkel! - 30 pts
16. The Head Bee Guys - 29 pts
17. A Joint Venture of Matsumara Fishworks and Tamaribuci Heavy Manufacturing Concern - 28.5 pts
18. Lovematic Grampas - 27.5 pts
19. Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Trivia Team - 25 pts
20. The Team That Lives In a Single Room Above a Bowling Alley and Below Another Bowling Alley - 24 pts
21. Second Comes Right After First *AWKWARD PAUSE* - 23 pts
21. The Iggy - 23 pts
23. Boring Old Biddies - 22.5 pts
24. Iron Helps Us Play! - 21.5 pts
24. The Wallet Inspectors - 21.5 pts
24. Trivia is Meaningless. It Can Be Used to Prove Anything. - 21.5 pts
24. We Drove 2000 Miles For This? - 21.5 pts
28. Justice for Maude - 20 pts
29. Dr. Nick Triviera - 19.5 pts
29. The Team Name is Also Cursed! - 19.5 pts
31. Kid Presentable - 19 pts
32. I've Had Enough of Your Trivia Bashing, Young Man - 18.5 pts
33. The C Flats - 17.5 pts
33. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad! - 17.5 pts
35. The Mighty Pigs - 17 pts
36. That's One Fine Looking Answer Sheet. Why Doesn't Mine Look Like That? - 13.5 pts
37. Are Poo and Ass Taken? - 12.5 pts
38. You Don't Win Trivia With Five Points - 7 pts

Thursday, November 16, 2017

November 15, 2017 - Indianapolis


Location: Tappers Arcade Bar
Categories: Milhouse, Finish the Quote
Episodes: Homer's Enemy, Trash of the Titans
Winner: Art, Cart, Dart, E-Art
  1. Art, Cart, Dart, E-Art - 37
  2. Team Discovery Channel - 32
  3. No One's Gay for Moleman - 29
  4. Kwik-E-Smrts - 21
  5. Ace Chemicals - 17
  6. I Love You, Dr. Zaius - 12
  7. Big Book of British Smiles - 11
  8. Stonecutters - 8

Sunday, November 12, 2017

November 7, 2014 - Hamilton


Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Episodes: The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson, Treehouse of Horror VIII,  Treehouse of Horror IX
Round Theme:  Treehouse of Horror (duh)
Winner: The Popes of Chilitown
Winner Best Team Name:  It's Krust-a-rific Johnny Unitas, But Is My Upper Lip Supposed To Bleed Like This?


1. The Popes of Chilitown                                           45         
2. This Team Contains Pottasium Benzoate               42.5
3. The Trivia Host's Name is Hall?!  We've Been 
Calling Him Crandall.  We've Been Making Fools 
Of Ourselves                                                               42
4. Well, This Team Doesn't Deserve To Win                 39
5. The Re-Neducation Centre                                     37.5
6. The Popli Kids                                                         36.5
7. I'm Glad There's A Curse On This Place                35.5
8. The Southern Dandies                                            35
9. It's Krust-a-rific Johnny Unitas, But Is My 
Upper Lip Supposed To Bleed Like This?                   33                          
10. The Doctorbs                                                        32.5
11. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)        32
12. My Team is Also Named Bort                               31.5
13. Hollywood Upstairs Medical Collage                    31
14. Wang Computers                                                  27
15. Quoth The Raven, "Nevermore"                           20.5

Sunday, November 5, 2017

October 30, 2017 - Detroit



Location: Tipsy McStagger’s
Categories: Bodily Injuries, Kang and Kodos
Episodes: ToH II, ToH VI, ToH VIII
Winner: Do Not Touch Willie

1. Do Not Touch Willie - 46.5
2. Aliens, Bioduplication, etc. - 44.5
3. Ape Island Jaycees - 44.0
4. Dignity - 43.5
5. Pi is Exactly 3 - 38.5
6. Alone Again Natural-Diddily - 38.5
7. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks that Ever Sucked - 36.5
8. Pin Pals - 31.5
9. Rebigulator - 26.0

Friday, October 27, 2017

October 25, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo


Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Sideshow Bob, Monsters and Candy
Episodes : Treehouse of Horror IV, V, and VII
Winners : The Newest Edition of Gigantic Asses
Best Team Name : The doctor said I wouldn't have any more nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there

1. The Newest Edition of Gigantic Asses - 48 pts
2. Skeleton Power - 46 pts
3. Banana - 45 pts
T4. Members of the Bonerland Medical Association - 44.5 pts
T4. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 44.5 pts
6. To pronounce our team name correctly, we'd have to pull out your tongue - 42 pts
7. Bad corpse! Bad corpse! Stop scaring Smithers! - 40 pts
8. You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel - 39 pts
9. The team next to the team with no numbers - 37 pts
10. Go Banana - 36 pts
11. Stupid Sexy Flanders - 35 pts
12. The first non-Brazilian team to travel backwards through time - 32.5 pts
13. No Homers - 29 pts
14. The doctor said I wouldn't have any more nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there - 27 pts
T15. I voted for Kodos - 23.5 pts
T15. Tomacconists - 23.5 pts
17. My Cat's Breath Smells Like Cat Food - 17 pts
18. Team Kwyjibo - 16 pts
19. We're sending our hope down the well - 15.5 pts

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

October 25, 2017 - Chicago


Location: Moe's Tavern Pop-Up (Replay Lincoln Park)
Winner: This Team Doesn't Like the Idea of Having 2 Simpsons Trivia Nights in 1 Month

1. This Team Doesn't Like the Idea of Having 
Simpsons Trivia Nights in 1 Month, 29 pts
2. The Best Team's in the Rump, 28.5 pts
2. Good Grief MORE Satan's Boners, 28.5 pts 
4. Thrillho, 27.5 pts
5. The Zombie Flanders, 27 pts
6. Kent-Resting People, 26.5 pts
7. Flandcrest Enterprises, 25 pts
8. Charles Kuralt, 24.5 pts
9. The Flaming Moes, 23.5 pts
9. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team, 23.5 pts
11. Homer J. Fong, 23 pts
12. Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great 
American Steakery, 22.5 pts
13. Kwik-E-Smarts, 22 pts
13. Hungry, Hungry Hippos, 22 pts
15. The Fighting Hellfish, 21.5 pts
16. A-Bort Mission, 20 pts
17. Gladys, the Groovy Mule, 19.5 pts
17. The Hammock District, 19.5 pts
17. Big Poppa Smurf, 19.5 pts
20. Duff McKagans, 18 pts
21. White Wine Spritzers… Spritzers.., 14.5 pts
21. Big Wheels at the Cracker Factory, 14.5 pts
23. BRAT, 12.5 pts
23. The Peppermint Glaciers, 12.5 pts
25. The Flaming Homos, 11.5 pts
26. Frink's Grads (aka Poor Life Choices), 7.5 pts
26. Eat My Shorts, 7.5 pts
28. Tuborg, the Lover of Danish Kings, 7 pts

October 18, 2017 - Chicago


Location: Moe's Tavern Pop-Up (Replay Lincoln Park)
Winner: Smooth Jimmy's Lock of the Week

1. Smooth Jimmy's Lock of the Week, 28 pts
2. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret, 27.5 pts
3. The Big Wheels at the Cracker Factory, 26.5 pts 
4. Conditions are a Little Windy, 22 pts
5. Truckasaurus, 19.5 pts
6. Flying Hellfish, 12 pts
6. Bovine University, 12 pts
8. The Stonecutters, 9.5 pts
9. Wildcats, 9 pts
10. Titanic Swim Team, 4 pts

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

October 16th, 2017 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Kang and Kodos, Death
Episodes:Treehouse of Horror IV (VHS transfer with 90s commercials), Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror VI
WinnerThe Team That Made Serak the Preparer Cry
Best Team Name: 
Join Simpsons Trivia, but beware, it carries a terrible curse. Oooh, that's bad. But we have all-you-can-eat pizza! That's good. The pizza is also cursed. That's bad. But we show three episodes. That's good. One is the episode where Skinner isn't really Skinner. That's bad.
Costume Contest Winner: Kathryn Schmidt for Jimmy Carter Statue w/ Marge Hair

1. The team that made Serak the Preparer cry 48 pts
2. This is a sordid little trivia group, isn't it? Makes us sick in a wonderful, wonderful way. 46.5 pts
3. Gloria Vanderbilt, out for revenge! 44 pts
4. Please, don't eat me! I have friends at Simpsons trivia. Eat them! 43 pts
5. Look, Neil, Aaron is stupid and I'm with him and now Warren's stupid! 42.5 pts
6. I ate a whole pizza at trivia today. I know doctors say you should eat a pizza and a half, but I just can't eat that much! 42 pts
7. The Half-Assed Approach to Team Name Shitposting 39.5 pts
8. Our team is merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of another way, I'd like to hear it. 38.5 pts
8. Let us celebrate our new team name with the adding of chocolate to milk. 38.5 pts
8. Trivia! Teacher, mother, secret lover… Urge to kill fading, fading, fading… RISING! Fading… fading… gone! 38.5 pts
11. We'll search out every place a sick, twisted, solitary misfit might run to… I'll start with Simpson's Trivia! 37 pts.
12. You might remember us from such celebrity funerals as "Andre the Giant, we hardly knew ye" and "Tom Petty, today we mourn a heartbreaker." 36 pts
13. Nice try Aaron and Warren, but you were designed for trivia and trivia is what you will do. 35.5 pts
13. Are we taking the new Lexus to Aaron and Warren's funeral today? 35.5 pts
15.
30. 5 pts 
16. Join Simpsons Trivia, but beware, it carries a terrible curse. Oooh, that's bad. But we have all-you-can-eat pizza! That's good. The pizza is also cursed. That's bad. But we show three episodes. That's good. One is the episode where Skinner isn't really Skinner. That's bad. 30 pts
17. Has anyone seen Tom Petty's toe? 27 pts
18. No team name, only khlav kalash. 26 pts
19. Tamzarian steamed hams. 25 pts
20. Team Discovery Channel 13.5 pts

Sunday, October 15, 2017

October 14, 2017 - CALGARY


Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Bart vs. Thanksgiving; Burns, Baby Burns; Treehouse of Horror VII
Categories: Kang & Kodos, Paranormal Parodies
Winner: The trivia team of the damned: Lizzie Borden, Benedict Arnold, John Dillinger, John Wilkes Booth, The starting lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers and Richard Nixon.

1.  The trivia team of the damned: Lizzie Borden, Benedict Arnold, John Dillinger, John Wilkes Booth, The starting lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers and Richard Nixon. 47.5
2.  Who can take your answers? Check 'em all for you? Who can rate your names and make up funny questions too? The trivia man! Yes the trivia man can! The trivia man can and he does it with a smile but always judges you! 47
3. The only man who could have helped us at Simpsons trivia was Jerry Springer... and now he's dead 43.5
4. How'd you do I see you've met my faithful trivia hosts. They're just a little brought down cuz when you knocked they thought you were the gummy boutique man. So! Come up to Dickens and see What's on the tap. I see you shiver for a new sprinkle... brau 43
5. Homer come quick! Bart's quit his trivia team and joined a violence gang 42
6. Just brown and water 40.5
7. Is our team getting dumber or just louder? 40.5
8. Despite Adam's objections the people of Calgary can vote in free democratic mayoral elections 40
9. Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con 38
10. The illiterate, tax cheating, wife swapping, pot smoking, Diamond Joe Quimby 37.5
11. Losing at trivia... oh you better believe that's a paddlin' 37
12. Is the answer Japan? 34
13. Lousy smarch weather 29.5
14. All we need is a title. We were thinking along the lines of "no trivia and no Sprinklebrau make trivia team something something" 20

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

October 10th, 2017 - Toronto TreeHouse Of Horror!


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Kang and Kodos, Costumes!
Episodes : Treehouse of Horror VIII, Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror V
Winners : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming :
Well, This Team Doesn't Deserve to Win

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1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers - 48.5 pts
2. The Host Has a Sweet Heavenly Voice... Like Urkel! And She Appears the Second Tuesday of Every Month... Like Urkel! - 44.5 pts
3. I Heard Your Team Went to a Trivia and You Answered All the Questions at the Trivia and They Had to Close the Trivia - 44 pts
4. Sex Cauldron - 43 pts
5. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns - 42 pts
5. The Nelsons featuring The Simpsons - 42 pts
7. All Other Teams Have 30 Minutes to Move Their Car. Their Cars Have Been Crushed Into Cubes. They Now Have 30 Minutes to Move Their Cubes. - 40.5 pts
8. Ladies and Gentlemen, I've Taken the LSAT, the GMAT, and the Bar and I Can Say Without Hyperbole This Trivia is a Million Times Harder Than All of Them Put Together - 40 pts
9. Team Names Suck. All They Do is Take Precious Air Time Away From Chris Brazeau Whose Cruelty and Profanity Amuse us All. - 38.5 pts
10. Mostly Madrigals - 37.5 pts
11. Gummy Artisans Who Work Exclusively in the Medium of Gummy - 37 pts
12. Worker & Parasite - 36 pts
13. They're Clearly Crazy. Reading This Team's Name Would Only Waste Valuable Seconds - 35.5 pts
14. Our Team Name is Agnes and You Know It's Agnes. It Means Lamb, Lamb of God. - 35 pts
14. Our Team's Name is Agnes and You Know It's Agnes. It Means Lamb, Lamb of God. - 35 pts
16. Well, This Team Doesn't Deserve to Win - 34.5 pts
17. "Late" Lovematic Grampas - 33 pts
17. My Team's a Box, Damn You. A Box!!! - 33 pts
17. Not Like Chris Brazeau. She'd Be Butting In With Rice Krispie Squares and Tang. - 33 pts
20. Someone's Attractive Cousins! - 32.5 pts
20. Work on Contingency? No, Money Down! - 32.5 pts
22. No Pumpkin Spice, Only Khlav Kalash! - 32 pts
22. Team Discovery Channel - 32 pts
24. Fat Tony's Wheelchair Ramps - 31.5 pts
25. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad - 29.5 pts
26. The Frank Grimes Memorial Tribute Band - 29 pts
27. News on Parade Corporation Presents: News on Parade... Corporation... News - 28.5 pts
27. Our Team Has 3 Children and No Money. Why Can't We Have 3 Money and No Children? - 28.5 pts
29. He May Have Come Up With Trivia, But I Came Up With Charging $5 for It - 26.5 pts
30. Lousy Loveable Team... - 24 pts
31. Holy Rollers - 20.5 pts
32. Iron Helps Us Play - 20 pts
33. Bort & The Nevermores - 17 pts
34. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked - 15.5 pts
35. Queasy and Surly Duffs - 13 pts
36. The Super Nintendo Chalmers - 9.5 pts
37. Can I Borrow a Feeling - 8.5 pts