Tuesday, April 16, 2013

April 15, 2013 - Chicago

Location: The Irish Oak
 The Front, Bart the Fink, Homer at the Bat
Milhouse van Houten, Pranks
 Goons, Hired Goons

Final Standings:
1. Goons, Hired Goons, 45.5 pts
2. The Egg Advisory Council, 44.5 pts
3. Damn Weiner Kids, 43.5 pts
4. Worker and Parasite, 43 pts
5. The All Ighty Ollar, 42 pts
6. Leader Beans, 40 pts
7. Financial Panthers, 39.5 pts
8. Willie's Time, 38.5 pts
9. Awful School is Awful Rich, 37.5 pts
9. The Wee Turtles, 37.5 pts
11. Grandpa's Little Helpers, 35.5 pts
12. The Blurst of Teams, 33 pts
12. Champions of Winning Superb!, 33 pts
14. Gay for Moleman, 32.5 pts
14. Hired Goons?, 32.5 pts
16. The Pressed Peanut Sweepings, 31.5 pts
17. Sex Cauldron, 29.5 pts
18. Gorilla's Choice, 24 pts
19. Chester A. Arthritis,  22.5 pts
20. The Borts, 20 pts
21. The Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers, 18.5 pts
22. Old Men Sending Back Soup at Delis, 16 pts
23. Bart Bart, 7.5 pts

Thursday, April 11, 2013

April 9, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Categories: Kirk & Luann Van Houten, Pranks
Episodes: Brother From Another Series, A Streetcar Named Marge, $pringfield (Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Legalized Gambling)
Winner: Gay? We Wish! No, If We Were Gay, There'd Be No Problem. No, What This Team Has Is A Winning Abnormality, One So Unbelievable It Must Be Hidden From The Public At All Costs

Final Standings:
1. Gay? We Wish! No, If We Were Gay, There'd Be No Problem. No, What This Team Has Is A Winning Abnormality, One So Unbelievable It Must Be Hidden From The Public At All Costs, 50 pts
2. One Of Our Teammates Is A Cannibal. Try To Guess Which One; We Think You'll Be Pleasantly Surprised, 48.5 pts
3. Man Alive, There Are...Men Alive On This Team, 44.5 pts
4. Oh No! It's The Worst Team Of Them All: The Scoutmasters, 42.5 pts
5. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 41.5 pts
6. Sex, Fame, Beer, Milhouse, 40.5 pts
7. Do Not Write A Team Name In This Space - OK, 39 pts
7. Sex Cauldron, 39 pts
9. A Look At The Local Team That Was Called 'Distasteful' and 'Puerile' By A Panel Of Hillbillies, 38.5 pts
10. The Nelsons, 38 pts
11. It's Our First Day, 37 pts
12. The Team That's Better Than Dirt...Well, Most Kinds Of Dirt. Not That Fancy Storebought Dirt. That Stuff Is Loaded With Nutrients, We Can't Compete With That, 36.5 pts
13. The Older We Get, The Cuter We Ain't, 36 pts
13. Damn Sandwich Took A Bite Out Of Us All, 36 pts
15. Ayn Rand School For Tots, 35 pts
16. Ja, Ja, Hurry Up With The Team Names, This Team Must Get Back To Dancecentrum In Stuttgart In Time To See Kraftwerk, 34.5 pts
17. Not Now, I'm...Too Drunk, 32.5 pts
17. Put It In H, 32.5 pts
19. Hot Stuff Coming Through, 32 pts
20. Chicken Necks?, 30.5 pts
21. Funk Dancing For Self-Defence, 28 pts
21. Glower Power, 28 pts
23. Sandal-Wearing Goldfish-Tenders, 25.5 pts
23. We Want To Set The Record Straight: We Thought The Cop Was A Prostitute, 25.5 pts
25. Local Idiots, 25 pts
25. The Mexican Fighting Trees, 25 pts
25. Team Tappa Tappa Tappa, 25 pts
28. The Turkey Is A Little Dry, 23.5 pts
29. The Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport Set, 23 pts
30. Vapour Lock, 22.5 pts
30. Then Why Did I Have The Bowl, Bart? Why Did I Have The Bowl?, 22.5 pts
32. I Didn't Know British Coal Miners Had It So Bad; There's Blood On Your Hands, Mrs. Thatcher!, 22 pts
33. Team 'You Know Who' Playing The Secret 'Wink Wink' At The 'You Know What', 21.5 pts
34. Masters Of Poetry, 21 pts
35. Capital Knockers, 19.5 pts
36. Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo, 18.5 pts
37. Replace The Word 'Dog' With 'Son', 17 pts
38. You'll Have To Speak Up, We're Not Wearing Pants, 16 pts
38. In Your Face, Space Coyote, 16 pts
38. I Thought The Cop Was A Prostitute, 16 pts
41. The Team What Threw The Pants, 11 pts
42. Pornography! I Was Buying Pornography, 9.5 pts
43. The Old Mill Cider Co., 9 pts
44. Holy Rollers, 7.5 pts

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

April 4, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Bart The Fink, The Old Man and The Lisa, Homer's Phobia
Categories: Martin Prince, Religion
Winner: The Following Teams Are Gay

Final Standings:
1. The Following Teams Are Gay, 46.5 pts
2. You've Heard The Phrase 'Let's Get Busy'? Well, This Is A Team That Gets Biz-Zay - Consistently And Thoroughly, 45 pts
2. The Sun Is Out, Birds Are Singing, Bees Are Trying To Have Sex With Them...As Is My Understanding, 45 pts
4. The Impson Family, 44.5 pts
5. I Love That Team, It Reminds Me Of Elephants, 43.5 pts
6. The 9th Bearded Infantry, 43 pts
7. We're Here Today For Simpsons Trivia, But We're Also Here To Talk About Sprint, 42.5 pts
7. The Popes Of Chilitown, 42.5 pts
9. Let Your Children Run Wild And Free, 42 pts
10. Ken Griffey's Grotesquely Swollen Jaw, 40.5 pts
11. Arriaga, Arriaga 2, Barriaga, Aruglia and Pizzoza, 39.5 pts
12. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, 37.5 pts
13. The Team That Reminds Me Of Me Before The Weight Of The World Crushed My Spirits, 36.5 pts
13. Whistle, Rawr, Tik-Tik, Ee-EE!, Ee-EE!, Howling, Panting, Hubba Hubba, 36.5 pts
15. The Curators Of Large Mammals, 36 pts
16. Purple Is A Fruit, 35.5 pts
16. A Bunch of Low-Income Nobodies, 35.5 pts
18. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 34 pts
19. If He's So Smart, How Come He's Dead?, 32.5 pts
19. Homer, You're As Dumb As A Mule And Twice As Ugly; If A Strange Man Offers You A Ride, I Say Take It, 32.5 pts
21. Iron Helps Us Play, 31 pts
22. I Figure It's Some Team's Name. Some Team Named Gabbo, 30.5 pts
23. Why Must I Fail At Every Attempt At Masonry?, 30 pts
24. Steamed Hams, 29 pts
24. You'll Have To Speak Up, We're Wearing A Towel, 29 pts
26. Sacrilicious, 28.5 pts
26. Single People Might Eat Crackers, 28.5 pts
28. Patience, Monty, Climb The Ladder, 27.5 pts
29. Hired Goons, 27 pts
30. Thanks Pinky, You're Always There For Me, 26.5 pts
31. Son Of Sniglet, 26 pts
32. The Aurora Borealis, 25 pts
33. What Do You Mean I Can't Take Off My Sweater? I'm Hot, 23 pts
34. Pobody's Nerfect, 22.5 pts
35. Jeremy's Iron, 21 pts
36. Bart's People, 20.5 pts
37. L'il Lightning and Company, 15 pts
38. Lousy Smarch Weather, 13 pts
39. The Impson Family 2, 9.5 pts
40. Disco Stu Can't Disco Lose, 6.5 pts