April 4, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Bart The Fink, The Old Man and The Lisa, Homer's Phobia
Categories: Martin Prince, Religion
Winner: The Following Teams Are Gay

Final Standings:
1. The Following Teams Are Gay, 46.5 pts
2. You've Heard The Phrase 'Let's Get Busy'? Well, This Is A Team That Gets Biz-Zay - Consistently And Thoroughly, 45 pts
2. The Sun Is Out, Birds Are Singing, Bees Are Trying To Have Sex With Them...As Is My Understanding, 45 pts
4. The Impson Family, 44.5 pts
5. I Love That Team, It Reminds Me Of Elephants, 43.5 pts
6. The 9th Bearded Infantry, 43 pts
7. We're Here Today For Simpsons Trivia, But We're Also Here To Talk About Sprint, 42.5 pts
7. The Popes Of Chilitown, 42.5 pts
9. Let Your Children Run Wild And Free, 42 pts
10. Ken Griffey's Grotesquely Swollen Jaw, 40.5 pts
11. Arriaga, Arriaga 2, Barriaga, Aruglia and Pizzoza, 39.5 pts
12. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, 37.5 pts
13. The Team That Reminds Me Of Me Before The Weight Of The World Crushed My Spirits, 36.5 pts
13. Whistle, Rawr, Tik-Tik, Ee-EE!, Ee-EE!, Howling, Panting, Hubba Hubba, 36.5 pts
15. The Curators Of Large Mammals, 36 pts
16. Purple Is A Fruit, 35.5 pts
16. A Bunch of Low-Income Nobodies, 35.5 pts
18. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 34 pts
19. If He's So Smart, How Come He's Dead?, 32.5 pts
19. Homer, You're As Dumb As A Mule And Twice As Ugly; If A Strange Man Offers You A Ride, I Say Take It, 32.5 pts
21. Iron Helps Us Play, 31 pts
22. I Figure It's Some Team's Name. Some Team Named Gabbo, 30.5 pts
23. Why Must I Fail At Every Attempt At Masonry?, 30 pts
24. Steamed Hams, 29 pts
24. You'll Have To Speak Up, We're Wearing A Towel, 29 pts
26. Sacrilicious, 28.5 pts
26. Single People Might Eat Crackers, 28.5 pts
28. Patience, Monty, Climb The Ladder, 27.5 pts
29. Hired Goons, 27 pts
30. Thanks Pinky, You're Always There For Me, 26.5 pts
31. Son Of Sniglet, 26 pts
32. The Aurora Borealis, 25 pts
33. What Do You Mean I Can't Take Off My Sweater? I'm Hot, 23 pts
34. Pobody's Nerfect, 22.5 pts
35. Jeremy's Iron, 21 pts
36. Bart's People, 20.5 pts
37. L'il Lightning and Company, 15 pts
38. Lousy Smarch Weather, 13 pts
39. The Impson Family 2, 9.5 pts
40. Disco Stu Can't Disco Lose, 6.5 pts