Tuesday, December 13, 2011

December 12, 2011 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Homer The Heretic, 22 Short Films About Springfield, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
Categories: Waylon Smithers, Politics
Winner: The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers

Final Standings:
1. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 48.5 pts
2. Conformco Brain Deprogrammers, a Subsidiary of Mrs. Fields Cookies, 46 pts
3. Fiddle-dee-dee, That Will Require A Tetanus Shot, 44.5 pts
4. The Blunchblacks of Blotre Blame, 43 pts
5. The Popes of Chillitown, 42.5 pts
6. Tethered Swimming, 41.5 pts
7. Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp, 40 pts
8. The Weiner Patrol, 39.5 pts
9. Sex Cauldron, 39 pts
10. A Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzah, Tip Top Tet, And A Solemn Dignified Ramadan, 38.5 pts
11. Flancrest Enterprises, 37.5 pts
12. Acme Grease and Shovel, 37 pts
12. The Magical Men From Happy Land In Gumdrop Houses On Lollipop Lane, 37 pts
12. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 37 pts
12. Worker & Parasite, Eastern Europe's Favourite Cat and Mouse Team, 37 pts
16. The Aurora Borealis? At This Time Of Year? At This Time Of Day? In This Part Of The Country? Localized Entirely Within Your Kitchen?, 36.5 pts
17. Hail Ants, 36 pts
18. Down With Homework, 35.5 pts
19. Jump The Shark, 35 pts
20. Only A-Scum Compared-A To Krusty, 34.5 pts
20. Shake It Madam! Capital Knockers, 34.5 pts
20. The Best Damn Pet Shop In Town, 34.5 pts
23. Two Perfectly Good Jackets, 34 pts
24. Two Guys From Kabul, 32.5 pts
25. Discovery Channel, 31.5 pts
26. Capital Knockers, 31 pts
27. Never Try, 30 pts
27. You Have 30 Minutes To Move Your Car, You Have 10 Minutes To Move Your Car, Your Car Has Been Impounded, Your Car Has Been Crushed Into A Cube, You Have 30 Minutes To Move Your Cube, 30 pts
29. Cashmere Princesses, 29 pts
29. Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge, 29 pts
31. Abortions For All, 27 pts
32. The Denver Bronco-ohs, 26.5 pts
33. Baron Von Herzenberger And The Fun Boys Getting Rooms, 26 pts
34. Your Trivia Has Been Crushed Into A Cube. You Have 30 Minutes To Move Your Cube, 25.5 pts
35. The NY Mets, 25 pts
35. Jeremy's Iron, 25 pts
37. BMF, 24.5 pts
37. The Annual Gift Men, 24.5 pts
39. The Secretaries Of Partying Down, 21.5 pts
40. The Thompsons, 15 pts
41. Trab Pu Kcip, 14.5 pts

Thursday, December 8, 2011

December 1, 2011 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Last Exit To Springfield, 22 Short Films About Springfield, Marge Be Not Proud
Categories: Chief Wiggum, Sports
Winner: The Mediocre Presidents

Final Standings*:
1. The Mediocre Presidents, 49 pts
2. Antoine Bugle Boy & The Counterfeit Jeans Ring, 44.5 pts
3. Damn Hell Ass Kings, 43.5 pts
4. Hot Stuff Coming Through, 42 pts
4. The Answer Is Fries, 42 pts
6. BYOBB - What's That B For? That's A Typo, 40.5 pts
7. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret, 37.5 pts
8. Emu Farm, 37 pts
8. Goodtime Slim, Uncle Doobie and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out, 37 pts
10. The Popes of Chilitown, 36 pts
10. Sector 7 G 4 1, 36 pts
12. Larry White, 34.5 pts
13. Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 33.5 pts
14. Speedway Squad In Color, 32.5 pts
15. Up And At Them, 31.5 pts
16. Big Fat Man Has Big Fat Heart, 31 pts
17. Flim Springfield, 30.5 pts
18. The Bartman, 29.5 pts
19. Thrillho, 27 pts
20. The Soul Mass Transit System, 26.5 pts
21. The I Didn't Do It Dancers, 25 pts
22. Milpool, 21.5 pts
23. Cesspool On The Potomac, 19 pts
24. Onion Belt, 13.5 pts
25. Dig Up, Stupid, 11 pts
26. Fooforaw or Argle Bargle, 5 pts
27. Oddball Canadian Rules, 4.5 pts

*scores are unofficial; some cross-checking still needed

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

November 8, 2011 - Toronto

Location: The Gladstone Hotel - Ballroom, Melody Bar and Art Bar
Episodes: Lisa The Vegetarian, A Streetcar Named Marge, Krusty Gets Kancelled
Categories: Prof. Frink, Military
Winner: The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers

Final Standings:
1. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 46.5 pts
2. The Always Lovely And Vivacious Head of Kitty Carlisle, 45.5 pts
3. A Name That's Witty At First, But Seems Less Funny Every Time You Hear It, 45 pts
4. La Penetrada: The Team That Makes Sex Look Like A Church, 44.5 pts
5. Nuts & Gum: Together At Last!, 43.5 pts
6. Sex Cauldron, 43 pts
7. Oh No! Beta!, 42 pts
8. The Beer Barons, 41.5 pts
9. Five Bees For A Quarter, 41 pts
10. Gummi Artisans Who Work Exclusively In The Medium of Gummi, 40 pts
11. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 39.5 pts
12. Non-Threatening Boys, 38 pts
12. The Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths And When They Bark They Shoot Bees At You, 38 pts
14. Endut! Hock Hech!, 37 pts
15. Robo-Trumble, 36.5 pts
15. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, 36.5 pts
17. The Wee Turtles, 36 pts
18. Dental Coverage: Lisa Requires Braces, 35.5 pts
18. Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie And The Great 'Frisco Freak-Out, 35.5 pts
18. Hired Goons?, 35.5 pts
21. The Ninth Bearded Infantry, 35 pts
21. Worker And Parasite, 35 pts
23. The Big Ear Family, 34.5 pts
24. Rag On A Stick, 34 pts
25. Globex Corporation, 33 pts
25. My Teammates Are Not Communists. We May Be Liars, Pigs, Idiots, Communists, but We Are NOT Porn Stars, 33 pts
27. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 32.5 pts
28. Damn Weiner Kids, 30 pts
29. Never Try, 29 pts
30. Melvin & The Squirrels, 28.5 pts
31. An Evening With Jimbo, 27.5 pts
32. Duffman! Can't Breathe!, 27 pts
33. Canyonero, 24.5 pts
34. Bonerland, 23 pts
35. Don't Eat Pork, Not Even With A Fork (Can't Touch This!), 20 pts
36. The Bent Wookies, 19 pts
37. Denver Broncooos, 18.5 pts
38. Mothballing Your Battleship, 18 pts
39. Steamed Hams, 13.5 pts
40. Pray For Mojo, 11.5 pts
41. Ow! My Eyeball, 9 pts
42. Spider Legs, 8.5 pts
43. Two Guys From Quantico, 8 pts
44. The Plow Kings, 4 pts
45. The Simpsons, 1 pt

Friday, November 4, 2011

November 3, 2011 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson, Lisa On Ice, Lemon of Troy
Categories: Krusty, Springfield Places
Winners: The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, and The Candy-Shaped Rat Poison Convention (tie)

Final Standings:
1. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, 44.5 pts
1. Candy Shaped Rat Poison Convention, 44.5 pts
3. The Jerks From Tower One, 42 pts
4. Flim Springfield, 40.5 pts
5. Matsumura Fishworks & Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 39.5 pts
6. BYOBB, 39 pts
7. Former President James Taylor, 38 pts
8. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Son, 36 pts
9. The Soul Mass Transit System, 35.5 pts
10. Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover, 33.5 pts
10. I Hope That's Shepherd's Pie In My Knickers, 33.5 pts
12. Guff-Speaking Work Slackers, 33 pts
12. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns, 33 pts
14. Sing Monkey Sing, 31.5 pts
15. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 30 pts
16. Jeremy's Iron, 29.5 pts
17. The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Acheivement in the Field
of Excellence, 29 pts
18. Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, 28.5 pts
19. Juggler's Despair, 27 pts

20. Inanimate Carbon Rod, 26 pts
21. Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll, 25.5 pts
22. Bent Wookies, 23.5 pts
23.The President’s Neck is Missing, 20.5 pts

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

October 25, 2011 - Toronto


Location: The Gladstone Hotel - Melody Bar
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror IV, Treehouse of Horror VII, Treehouse of Horror VIII
Categories: Dr. Nick Riviera, Tricks And Treats
Winner: The Starting Line Of The 1976 Philadelphia Flyers
Press Clippings:

The Onion AV Club - Toronto
Do you long for the days where The Simpsons were considered dangerous?  When political debates would use the show as a representative of all that was wrong in the world?  Us too.  Woo Hoo!  Classic Simpsons Trivia is entering its second year of fun, frivolity and Flanders at The Gladstone with an ever-growing crowd of Simpsons enthusiasts. Think you know your Simpsons? Well, the guys and girls who run and partake in this trivia night each month are here to show how just how wrong you really are. So, grab a pint of Duff, park your ass in a Spinemelter 2000 and join your like-minded friends for a night of laughs, songs, alcohol and the single greatest cartoon of all-time. 

Final Standings:
1. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 49 pts
2. Chugalug House, 48 pts
2. The Springfield Baggy Pants Players, 48 pts
4. Square Pancakes, 46.5 pts
5. Ach, I'm Bad At This, 45.5 pts
5. Sex Cauldron, 45.5 pts
7. The Popes of Chili Town, 45 pts
8. Oh No, BETA!, 44 pts
8. The Beer Barons, 44 pts
10. Gummi Artisans Working Exclusively In The Medium of Gummi, 43.5 pts
11. The Team Who Travelled The Least Distance To Be Here, 42 pts
11. Yes, I Am A Vampire by Monty Burns, with a Foreward by Steve Allen, 42 pts
13. Hired Goons?, 39.5 pts
13. The Mur-diddley-urdlers, 39.5 pts
15. Flancrest Enterprises, 39 pts
16. Abortions For Some, Miniature American Flags For Others, 38.5 pts
16. Hey Everybody! We're Two Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 38.5 pts
18. The Free Range Children, 38 pts
19. Sloppy Jimbos, 37.5 pts
20. A Cement Mixer Filled With Hope And Some Cement, 36 pts
20. Trab Pu Kcip, 36 pts
22. Thrillho, 35.5 pts
23. Abortions For All, 35 pts
24. Linguo IS Dead, 34.5 pts
24. Mit Iodine, 34.5 pts
24. Mr. Snrub From Some Place Far Away, 34.5 pts
24. The Live-4-Ever, 34.5 pts
24. Wang Computers, 34.5 pts
29. There's No Such Thing As Scotchtoberfest, 34 pts
30. Damn Weiner Kids, 32.5 pts
31. Love Is Nice, starring Julia Roberts, 31.5 pts
31. The Thompsons, 31.5 pts
33. Give My Remains To Broadway, 30.5 pts
34. Fine And Dandy like Sour Candy, 29.5 pts
35. The Paddling Of The Swollen Ass...With Paddles, 29 pts
36. Bart Simpson Eminem, 28 pts
37. Team Fishbulb, 27 pts
38. Diagnosis: Delicious, 26.5 pts
38. The Forty Humans, 26.5 pts
40. Starland Vocal Band? They Suck!, 26 pts
40. The Doll Is Trying To Kill Me And The Toaster's Been Laughing At Me, 26 pts
42. How To Cook For Forty Humans, 25.5 pts
42. Lester and Eliza, 25.5 pts
44. Edgy, Remorseful, Dizzy, Tipsy, Surly, Queasy and Sleazy, 25 pts
44. Nuke The Whales, 25 pts
46. Gigantic Asses, 24 pts
46. (Do Not Write In This Space) O.K., 24 pts
48. Allied Biscuit, 20 pts
49. Pobody's Nerfect, 12 pts
50. Dondelinger's Honda, 5 pts

Monday, October 10, 2011

October 6, 2011 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Bart Star, Deep Space Homer, Treehouse of Horror V
Categories: Sideshow Bob, Clothing
Winner: Love In The Time of Scurvy

Final Standings:
1. Love In The Time of Scurvy, 44.5 pts
2. Don't Look Up My Dress Unless You Mean It, 42.5 pts
3. Billy & The Cloneasaurus, 41 pts
4. I Was Saying Boo-Urns, 39.5 pts
5. Walking Clock, 39 pts
6. Flim Springfield, 37.5 pts
7. Mysterious Liquor Clouds Over Evergreen Terrace, 36.5 pts
8. The Pigeon Rats, 35 pts
9. Local Man Loses Pants, Life, 34 pts
10. The Slack-Jawed Troglydytes, 33.5 pts
11. The Wildcats, 32.5 pts
11. The Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns, 32.5 pts
13. Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 32 pts
14. The Wod Fir, 31 pts
14. Wang Computers, 31 pts
16. Pinchy & The I'm Sorries, 29 pts
17. Futurama Reference, 27.5 pts
18. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, 23.5 pts
19. The Soul Mass Transit System, 23 pts
20. The Competent Drum Work of Don Brewer?, 22.5 pts
20. The Disobedient Whales, 22.5 pts
22. ALF In Pog Form, 21.5 pts
23. The Goggles Do Nothing, 21 pts
24. Load-Bearing Posters, 20 pts
24. Stupid Sexy Flanders, 20 pts
24. Nuts & Gum, 20 pts
27. Allied Biscuit, 19.5 pts
27. Two Bad Neighbors, 19.5 pts
29. Mr. Black, 19 pts
29. Up And At Them, 19 pts
31. Erik B & Sideshow Raheem, 14 pts
32. Five Bees For A Quarter, 9 pts
33. I'll Bet Even The Virgin Mary..., 4 pts

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

September 13, 2011 - Toronto


Location: The Gladstone Hotel - Ballroom
Episodes: Marge vs. The Monorail, Homer Loves Flanders, Burns, Baby Burns
Categories: Lenny & Carl, Awards Shows & Pageants
Winner: Chugalug House
Press Clippings:

The Gleaner feature article:
http://gleanernews.ca/index.php/2011/09/13/simpsons-trivia/

Final Standings:
1. Chugalug House, 46.5 pts - Tiebreaker: 6 pts
2. The 9th Bearded Infantry, 46.5 pts - Tiebreaker: 4 pts
3. Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Table 5, Table 5, 45.5 pts
4. Oh No, Beta!, 45 pts
4. Sex Cauldron, 45 pts
6. Gummi Artisans Who Work Exclusively In The Medium Of Gummi, 44.5 pts
7. I Never Married And My Dog Is Dead, 43 pts
8. A Name That's Funny At First, But Seems Less Funny Every Time You Hear It, 42 pts
9. Hired Goons, 41.5 pts
9. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People Under The Supervision OF The Reverse Vampires, 41.5 pts
11. Iroquois Twists, 41 pts
12. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 39.5 pts
13. A Fridge Too Far, 38.5 pts
14. Frozen Pudding Wagon, 38 pts
15. Down With Homework, 37 pts
15. This Team Name Was Written On A Cocktail Napkin, And It Still Says Guilty, And Guilty Is Spelled Wrong, 37 pts
17. See You In The Car, 36.5 pts
17. The Egg Advisory Council, 36.5 pts
19. Thrillho, 36 pts
20. Black Smithers, 35.5 pts
21. Scotchtoberfest, 35 pts
22. Krudler, 33.5 pts
23. Damn Weiner Kids, 33 pts
23. Lenny, 33 pts
23. Mr. Snrub From Someplace Far Away, 33 pts
26. Pedro Sez: These T-Shirts Are High Koala-T, 32 pts
27. Worker & Parasite, 31.5 pts
28. Y6le, 31 pts
29. Hail Ants, 29.5 pts
30. No One Who Speaks German Could Be An Evil Man, 29 pts
30. The Leg-Up Program, 29 pts
32. Gigantic Asses, 27.5 pts
33. Chuzzwuzzers, 27 pts
33. See Ya!, 27 pts
35. Formerly Chuck's, 25 pts
36. Is It About My Cube?, 23.5 pts
37. Nuke The Whales, 22 pts
38. Go Karts Powered By Our Own Sense of Self-Satisfaction, 21.5 pts
39. Jeremy's Iron, 21 pts
40. Zeppelin Rules!, 18 pts
41. Lemon-Shaped Rock, 17.5 pts
42. The Squirrel Squashing Deer Smackers, 15.5 pts
43. Purple Monkey Dishwashers, 13 pts
44. Mrs. Pommelhorse, 12 pts
45. Born To Runner-Up, 10.5 pts
45. Whitey Whackers, 10.5 pts
46. Homer's Odder, See, 4 pts

Sunday, September 4, 2011

September 1, 2011 - Brooklyn


Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Hurricane Neddy, Homer Goes To College, Lisa's Rival
Categories: Moe Syzlak, Movies
Winner: Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors
Press Clippings:

New York Magazine - "5 Best Bar Trivia Nights"
Even Comic Book Guy would cringe at the prospect of fielding 50 questions culled from 248 episodes of any sitcom, let alone one as vividly detailed as The Simpsons. Yet the first Thursday of each month inspires scores of otherwise rational people to do just that at Berry Park, where the sitcom's first eleven seasons are divvied up into intensely specific categories — "Edna Krabappel," for instance, or "medicine." Thankfully, the event's ringleader, Andrew Ennals, helps jog rusty memories by screening popular episodes between rounds. And while there are no bar tabs or pots of money awaiting the victors, Ennals does present the best three teams with boxes of doughnuts from Peter Pan Bakery, and the bar provides the night's overall champions with a well-deserved bottle of champagne.

Time Out New York - Critic's Pick
Finally, someone created a pub quiz that rewards the hours you've devoted to watching our favorite prime-time animated TV family. Trivia master Andrew Ennals will pose 50 questions in categories that cover a supporting character (such as Lionel Hutz and Milhouse Van Houten) or a subject (like music or food). Screenings of the show in between rounds can help jog memories. Winners get boxes of Homer's favorite, doughnuts, and the top team wins a bottle of champagne (which they can pretend is Duff Beer).

CBS New York - Top 5 Things To Do In NYC Tonight
Hooray! Someone was finally smart enough to start a Simpsons Trivia night. Join trivia master Andrew Ennals as he shells out 50 questions in categories that cover a supporting character or a subject of the show. Think Milhouse Van Houten or a category like food or music. There will even be screenings of the show in between rounds. Of course, the winners receive a box of Homer's favorite doughnuts and a bottle of champagne. Sorry, it's not Duff beer. Games begin at 8 p.m.



Final Standings:
1. Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors, 46.5 pts
2. BYOBB - What's That Extra B For? That's A Typo, 45.5 pts
3. Langdon Alger, 45 pts
4. No Homers, 44.5 pts
5. The Wig Offensive, 43.5 pts
6. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 42 pts
7. Pray For Mojo, 41.5 pts
8. Make Way For Grapefruit, 37.5 pts
8. Matsumura Fishworks & Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 37.5 pts
10. Christ Punchers, 36 pts
11. Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp, 35 pts
12. Worst. Team. Ever., 34 pts
12. Point of Odor, 34 pts

14. Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys, 33.5 pts
15. Can I Borrow A Feeling?, 31.5 pts
16. Semper Fudge, 31 pts
16. The Soul Mass Transit System, 31 pts
18. Inanimate Carbon Rods, 28 pts
19. Trab Pu Kcip, 27 pts
20. I Want To Help You George Washington, 26 pts
21. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 23.5 pts
22. Rowdy Roddy Peeper, 22.5 pts
23. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers, 20.5 pts
24. Thrillho, 18 pts
24. Milpool, 18 pts
26. The Spankological Protocol, 17 pts
27. I Dunno, Something About Being Gay, 11.5 pts
28. Nerdlinger, 10 pts






Thursday, August 11, 2011

August 4, 2011 - Brooklyn


Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Homer At The Bat, Bart of Darkness, Cape Feare
Categories: Lionel Hutz, Food
Winner: McGarnagle.com

Final Standings:
1. McGarnagle.com, 47.5 pts
2. Dental Plan, 46.5 pts
2. Who Keeps The Metric System Down?, 46.5 pts
4. Banana Kaboom, 44 pts
5. BYOBB (What's That Extra B For? It's A Typo), 42.5 pts
6. Bake 'Em Away, Toys, 41.5 pts
7. The Bart The, 40.5 pts
8. The International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs & Nuclear Technicians, 40 pts
8. The Monkey Butlers, 40 pts
10. Starland Vocal Band, 38 pts
11. The Untimely End of Milhouse, 37.5 pts
12. Bonestorm, 36.5 pts
12. The Hammock District, 36.5 pts
14. The Lemon-Shaped Rocks, 35.5 pts
15. The Soul Mass Transit System, 35 pts
16. S-M-R-T, 29 pts
17. Vitamin R, 28 pts
18. Rowdy Roddy Peeper, 23 pts
19. Boo-urns, 12 pts

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

August 9, 2011 - Toronto



Location: The Gladstone Hotel
Episodes: Bart vs. Australia, Homer Goes To College, Last Exit To Springfield
Categories: Mr. Burns, Parties
Winner: Chugalug House

Press Clippings:

Toronto Star feature article:
http://www.toronto.com/article/694474--a-big-hit-season-for-simpsons-trivia-gathering

Final Standings:
1. Chugalug House, 45.5 pts
2. I Think Our Team Name I Mother Shabubu Now, 44.5 pts
3. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People Under The Supervision OF The Reverse Vampires, 43.5 pts
4. We Got Beets!, 42.5 pts
5. America Needs More Lawyers, 42 pts
5. The Hammock District, 42 pts
7. Oh No! Beta!, 41 pts
8. Sex Cauldron, 40.5 pts
9. The Mattel And Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour, 38.5 pts
10. Blaxploitation Theater: Blackula, Followed By Blackenstein And The Blunchblack Of Blotre Blame, 38 pts
11. Five Bees For A Quarter, 37.5 pts
12. Damn Weiner Kids, 36.5 pts
12. I Sleep In A Racing Car, Do You?, 36.5 pts
14. Hail Ants, 36 pts
14. The Waffles That Stick Together, 36 pts
14. There's A Spark In Your Hair, 36 pts
17. Curtis E. Bear, 35 pts
17. Melvin & The Squirrels, 35 pts
19. A Fridge Too Far, 34.5 pts
19. Can't Win, Don't Try, 34.5 pts
19. Krusty Komedy Klassics (KKK), 34.5 pts
19. The Following People Are Gay, 34.5 pts
23. Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport, 34 pts
23. The Pimps And The C.H.U.D.S., 34 pts
25. Professionals In Ape Masks, 33.5 pts
25. Trab Pu Kcip, 33.5 pts
27. Hired Goons, 33 pts
28. Abortions For All, 32.5 pts
28. White Wine Spritzer, Spritzer, Spritzer..., 32.5 pts
30. Searing Gas Pain Land, 31.5 pts
31. Five Times Before You Hit The Ground, 30.5 pts
31. The Superfriends, 30.5 pts
31. Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Britney, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Kaitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert and Phil, 30.5 pts
31. Underage Kids Drinking Beer Without A Permit, 30.5 pts
35. Get Mendoza, 28.5 pts
35. Go Banana!, 28.5 pts
37. Flintstone's Chewable Morphine, 27.5 pts
37. It's You And Me, Lock Of Hair, 27.5 pts
39. The Doodletown Pipers, 27 pts
40. The Mayor Quimby For Mayor Mayoral Committee, 26.5 pts
41. An Effigy Of Sculpted Sartorium, 26 pts
41. The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club, 26 pts
41. The L.T. Smashers, 26 pts
44. Chairman Moe's Magic Wok, 25.5 pts
44. Level 5 Vegans, 25.5 pts
44. Team Discovery Channel 2, 25.5 pts
47. HMO - Hibbert Moneymaking Organization, 24.5 pts
48. Funky C, Funky Do, 24 pts
49. The Leader Beans, 23.5 pts
50. The Tomaccos (We Taste Like Grandma), 23 pts
51. Bonerland, 22.5 pts
52. The Lizard Queens, 22 pts
52. The Lurleen Lumpkins, 22 pts
54. The Promise Keepers, 21 pts
55. Damn Hell Ass Kings, 19 pts
56. The Be Sharps #2, 18.5 pts
56. Peter Pantsless, 18.5 pts
56. Wurker unt Parasite, 18.5 pts
59. Hell's Satans, 18 pts
59. Ten Iroquois Twist, 18 pts
61. We, The Purple, 17.5 pts
62. Save Me Jebus, 15 pts
63. Plow Kings, 14.5 pts
63. Sausage Partners Inc., 14.5 pts
65. Ogdenville, 13 pts
65. Will There Ever be A Rainbow?, 13 pts
67. Part-ay Poss-ay #2, 12 pts
68. Gay For Moleman, 11.5 pts
69. Newbs, 9.5 pts
70. The Be Sharps #1, 8.5 pts
71. The Thompsons, 5.5 pts
72. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 5 pts

Thursday, July 14, 2011

July 6, 2011 - Brooklyn


Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Rosebud, $pringfield (Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Legalized Gambling), Summer of 4 ft. 2
Categories: Milhouse Van Houten, Music
Winner: The Bart The

Press Clippings:

Splitsider feature article:http://splitsider.com/2011/07/can-i-borrow-an-answer-my-night-of-simpsons-trivia

Final Standings:
1. The Bart The, 40.5 pts
2. The Christ Punchers, 37.5 pts
3. Pukahontas, 36.5 pts
4. The Guatemalan Insanity Peppers, 27.5 pts
5. The Goggles Do Nothing, 24.5 pts
6. Ssccatagapp, 24 pts
6. Mr. Plow, 24 pts
8. The Kwyjibos, 22 pts
9. Neon Claws, 19 pts
10. Why? Why Was I Programmed To Feel Pain?, 18.5 pts
11. Team Discovery Channel, 18 pts
12. Tomacco Is Whacko, 12 pts
13. Corchado, 8.5 pts
14. Dustin, 5.5 pts

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

July 12, 2011


Location: The Gladstone Hotel - Melody Bar/Art Bar
Episodes: Homer At The Bat, Bart of Darkness, Lisa's Sax
Categories: Lionel Hutz, The World Beyond Springfield
Winner: Chugalug House
Press Clippings:

BlogTO Feature Article:
http://www.blogto.com/arts/2011/07/the_growing_cult_of_classic_simpsons_trivia_in_toronto/

Final Standings:
1. Chugalug House, 48 pts
2. Schmoes Working In A Box Factory, 47 pts
2. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampires, 47 pts
4. Pray...For...Mojo, 46 pts
4. We Need More Bort License Plates In The Gift Shop, Repeat, More Bort License Plates, 46 pts
6. The Homebrewers, 45 pts
6. People Who Look Like Things, 45 pts
8. Curtis E. Bear, 41 pts
8. The Cory Hotline, 41 pts
8. The Three Little Rory Calhouns, 41 pts
11. Dental Plan! Lisa Needs Braces, 40.5 pts
11. Garfunkel, Oates, Messina & Lisa, 40.5 pts
11. Hail Ants, 40.5 pts
11. Sex Cauldron, 40.5 pts
11. The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour, 40.5 pts
16. That Drunken Posse, 40 pts
16. Wil B., 40 pts
18. Damn Hell Ass Kings, 39 pts
18. There's Enough Gazpacho For Everybody, 39 pts
18. Trab Pu Kcip, 39 pts
21. Are Poo And Ass Taken?, 38.5 pts
21. I'm A Stupid Moron with An Ugly Face and A Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like To Kiss My Own Butt, 38.5 pts
21. It's Time To Start Digging Some Nerd Holes, 38.5 pts
21. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 38.5 pts
25. Down With Homework, 37 pts
26. Five Bees For A Quarter, 34.5 pts
27. Damn Weiner Kids, 33 pts
27. In Rod We Trust, 33 pts
29. Gudger College, 32.5 pts
29. I Call The Big One Bitey, 32.5 pts
31. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face, 31.5 pts
31. The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed, 31.5 pts
33. Diorama-rama, 30.5 pts
33. Flowers By Irene...Our Cover's Blown, 30.5 pts
35. Cyanide: A Loving Tribute To Poison, 29.5 pts
36. The Quahog Toy Boys, 28.5 pts
37. The Legitimate Businessmen's Social Club, 27.5 pts
38. Don't Do What Donny Don't Does, 27 pts
39. Uosdos R. Dewoh, 26.5 pts
40. The Guatemalan Insanity Peppers, 24.5 pts
41. Duff Boys, Oh Yeah, 24 pts
41. Stupid Sexy Flanders, 24 pts
43. Bort, 22 pts
43. The Zephyrs, 22 pts
45. The Globex Corporation, 21 pts
46. Quentin And Tammy Went To The Zoo On Sunday, 19 pts
47. Kwyjibo, 8 pts
48. Extra! Extra! Todd Smells!, 4.5 pts
49. Jakob Fromer Jakemeister 98, 3.5 pts

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

June 14, 2011


Location: The Gladstone Hotel - Melody Bar/Art Bar
Episodes: Kamp Krusty, Homerpalooza, El Viaje Misterioso de Homer
Special Categories: Milhouse Van Houten, Theatre
Winner: We Need More Bort License Plates In The Gift Shop, Repeat, More Bort License Plates

Final Standings:
1. We Need More Bort License Plates In The Gift Shop, Repeat, More Bort License Plates, 46.5 pts
2. Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kodos, 46 pts
3. Chugalug House, 45.5 pts
3. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampies, 45.5 pts
5. The Homebrewers, 44 pts
6. The Simpsons, 43.5 pts
7. Skittlebrau, 42.5 pts
8. Hail Ants, 42 pts
8. Sex Cauldron, 42 pts
10. Coveralls That Don't Quite Cover All, 41 pts
11. School of Hard Knockers starring Cory Masterson, 40 pts
12. Woozle Wuzzle, 38.5 pts
13. The Crusty Old Deans, 38 pts
14. A World Without Zinc, 37.5 pts
14. Gudger College Alumni, 37.5 pts
14. The Globex Corporation, 37.5 pts
17. The New Shebangs featuring Big Timmy, 37 pts
18. 5 Bees For A Quarter, 36.5 pts
19. Krunchy The Clown, 36 pts
19. Persephone, 36 pts
19. The Fireworks - Candy - Puppy Dog Store, 36 pts
19. The Hamburger Earmuffs, 36 pts
23. Melvin & The Squirrels, 35.5 pts
24. Damn Weiner Kids, 35 pts
25. Antoine Bugleboy, 34.5 pts
25. Are Poo And Ass Taken?, 34.5 pts
27. Quiz Team No Function Beer Well Without, 34 pts
27. Scotchtoberfest, 34 pts
29. Kent's People, 32.5 pts
29. The Christ Punchers, 32.5 pts
31. The Benevolent General Krull, 32 pts
32. I Call The Big One Bitey, 31.5 pts
33. Jagged Metal Krusty-Os, 31 pts
34. Don't You Hate Pants?, 30.5 pts
34. Stupid Lisa Garbageface, 30.5 pts
36. Get Mendoza, 29 pts
36. One "Mother", Please, 29 pts
38. The Donny Don'ts, 28.5 pts
39. The Leader Beans presented by Powersauce, 28 pts
40. Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys, 26.5 pts
40. Portrait of an Ass-Grabber, 26.5 pts
42. The Wallet Inspectors, 24 pts
43. An Unrequested Fission Surplus, 23.5 pts
44. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, 23 pts
45. The Borts, 21.5 pts
46. I'm The One Who Cancelled Star Trek, 19.5 pts
47. Patty & Selma, 16.5 pts
47. Y6le, 16.5 pts

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

May 10, 2011



Location: The Gladstone Hotel - Melody Bar/Art Bar
Episodes: Whacking Day, Homer Badman, You Only Move Twice
Special Categories: Edna Krabappel, Medicine
Winner: Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kodos

Final Standings:
1. Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kodos, 45.5. pts
2. Well, I'll Be Darned! Long Pants!, 44 pts
3. The Simpsons, 43.5 pts
4. Melvin & The Squirrels, 38.5 pts
5. The Inanimate Carbon Rods, 37.5 pts
5. Sex Cauldron, 37.5 pts
7. The Bluebirds of Unhappiness, 37 pts
7. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 37 pts
7. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, 37 pts
10. Steamed Hams, 36.5 pts
11. Dorkus Malorkus, 35.5 pts
12. Wang Computers, 34.5 pts
13. Gudger College Alumni, 34 pts
13. There's Your Answer, Fishbulb, 34 pts
13. The Mattel And Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour, 34 pts
16. The Ku Klux Klams, 33.5 pts
16. Don't Ask Me, I'm Just A Girl, 33.5 pts
18. I'm A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt, 33 pts
18. The Goggles! They Do Nothing!, 33 pts
20. Sacrilicious, 32.5 pts
20. Smiling Politiely, 32.5 pts
22. Malk (Now With Vitamin R), 32 pts
22. Curtis E. Bear, The Courtesy Bear, 32 pts
24. Scotchtoberfest, 31.5 pts
25. Smarmy Little Bastards, 29.5 pts
25. Caulk, Delicious Caulk, 29.5 pts
27. The I'm-On-A-Rolla-Gays, 28 pts
27. Get Mendoza, 28 pts
29. Christmas Ape and Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp, 27 pts
29. Keep Reaching For That Rainbow, 27 pts
31. Bonerland, 26 pts
31. I Know My Own Name, 26 pts
33. The Christ Punchers, 25 pts
34. Oh My God! The PTA Has Disbanded!, 22.5 pts
35. Prune Tracy, 21.5 pts
36. The Rex Banners, 19.5 pts
36. The Asa Phelpses, 19.5 pts
38. Team Discovery Channel, 19 pts
38. Fishbulb, 19 pts
40. Santos L. Halper, 18.5 pts
41. Must. Kill. Moe. Wheeeeee!, 18 pts
42. The Electrified Fooling Machines, 15.5 pts
43. Muckluck, 14 pts
44. Dikbut, 12.5 pts
44. The Extra Arms On Vishnu, 12.5 pts
46. Ze Cleveland Browns, 12 pts
47. Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadoo, 11 pts

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

April 12, 2011

Location: The Gladstone Hotel - Melody Bar/Art Bar
Episodes: Sideshow Bob Roberts, Lisa On Ice, Homer Alone
Special Categories: The Bullies (Nelson, Dolph, Jimbo & Kearney), Clothing
Winner: Well I'll Be Darned! Long Pants!
Press Clippings:

Torontoist
Now that all that lousy Smarch weather seems to be behind us, it's time for Simpsons nerds to return to their favourite battlefield: WOO HOO! Classic Simpsons Trivia. Three rounds of questions will be drawn from the first 11 seasons as usual, with doughnuts as the delicious prizes. Best brush up on your knowledge—especially roman numerals. They didn't even try to teach us those in school!

Final Standings:
1. Well I'll Be Darned! Long Pants!, 46 pts
2. The Barts, 45 pts
3. Gorilla's Choice, 44.5 pts
4. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 44 pts
5. Gummi Artisans Who Work Exclusively In The Medium of Gummi, 43 pts
6. Honk If You're Horny, 42 pts
6. Melvin & The Squirrels, 42 pts
8. Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly, 41.5 pts
8. Usdous R. Ewoh, 41.5 pts
10. J & R Whiskey Liquor Lads, 40 pts
11. Sex Cauldron,  38.5 pts
11. Out With Gout '88, 38.5 pts
13. Bake 'Em Away, Toys, 38 pts
13. The Gudger College Alumni, 38 pts
15. Ka-ryn, Gil-lian, Ely-zabeth, Pa-tricia, Rau-berta, Su-san, Meet Marge, 37.5 pts
15. Smiling Politely, 37.5 pts
17. The Pageant of the Transmundane, 37 pts
18. The Frogurt Is Also Cursed, 35 pts
19. Another Day, Another Box of Stolen Pens, 34.5 pts
19. Ozzie & The Straw, 34.5 pts
19. Sir Loves-A-Lot, The Bear Who Loves To Love, 34.5 pts
22. The Be Sharps, 33 pts
23. Smarmy Little Bastards, 32.5 pts
24. Bonerland, 31 pts
24. No, My Son Is Also Named Bort, 31 pts
26. Caulk, Delicious Caulk, 30.5 pts
27. I'm A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt, 30 pts
28. Lee Carvalho's Putting Challenge, 29.5 pts
29. CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet, 29 pts
29. Flushing Meadows, 29 pts
31. Five Bees For A Quarter, 28 pts
32. Prune Tracy, 27.5 pts
33. Get Mendoza, 27 pts
34. The Holy Rollers, 26.5 pts
34. The Tony Plows, 26.5 pts
36. The Half-Assed Approach To Foundation Repair, 26 pts
37. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing A Towel, 25.5 pts
38. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 25 pts
39. The Wildcats, 24 pts
40. Being Employee Of The Month Isn't All Hams And Plaques, 23 pts
41. A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name, 22.5 pts
41. Team Strike Force, 22.5 pts
43. Lester & Eliza, 21 pts
44. The Tamzarians, 20.5 pts
45. Billy & The Cloneasaurus, 20 pts
46. Not Lenny!, 19 pts
47. Max Power, 18 pts
48. Everything's Coming Up Milhouse!, 14.5 pts
48. Test Eagles, 14.5 pts
50. Monster Island, 13.5 pts
51. The Impson Family, 12 pts
52. No Homers Club, 7 pts
53. The Super Friends, 3 pts

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

March 8, 2011





Location: The Gladstone Hotel - Melody Bar
Episodes: Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment, Homer The Great, Duffless
Special Categories: Barney Gumble, Alcohol
Winner: The Barts
Press Clippings:

BlogTO
If you haven't yet been to one of the Simpsons Trivia Nights at the Gladstone, you are seriously missing out on a banger night of fun. Even those who claim they only enjoy documentaries and the Discovery Channel can find themselves indulging in the guilty pleasure of a Simpsons episode. Test out your acumen for this favourite cartoon with trivia while enjoying a few episodes and a few beverages among friends.

Daily XY
Woo Hoo! became so popular that it left the Ossington for the more spacious Gladstone. This night attracts some serious “Simpsons” nerds (many of whom come in costume), so if you can’t cite Mr. Burns’ birth year, you’d better bone up.

Final Standings:
1. The Barts - 47 pts
2. The Debbie Pinsons - 44 pts
3. The University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol - 43.5 pts
4. Melvin & The Squirrels - 42 pts
4. The Itchy Lot - 42 pts
6. Fur Where There Was No Fur Before - 41.5 pts
6. Whitey Whackers - 41.5 pts
6. Sex Cauldron - 41.5 pts
9. Gentlemen, Start Your Whacking - 41 pts
10. Thrillho - 40 pts
10. Hired Goons - 40 pts
12. CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet - 38.5 pts
13. Can I Borrow A Feeling? - 38 pts
13. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules - 38 pts
15. Hail Ants - 37.5 pts
16. I'll Get You Bette Midlerrrrrr - 36 pts
17. The Thompsons - 35 pts
17. Christ Punchers - 35 pts
19. Walking Clocks - 34.5 pts
19. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked - 34.5 pts
21. The Flamboyant Magic of Gunther and Ernst - 33.5 pts
22. The Team Name You'd Love To Touch - 33 pts
23. The Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths And When They Bark They Shoot Bees At You - 32.5 pts
23. The Leader Beans - 32.5 pts
25. Smiling Politely - 31.5 pts
26. Team Discovery Channel - 30 pts
26. Duff Gardens, Hurrrah! - 30 pts
28. The Meltdowns - 29 pts
28. 5 Bees For A Quarter - 29 pts
30. Gudger College Alumni - 28.5 pts
30. Space Coyote - 28.5 pts
30. Malk (Now With Vitamin R) - 28.5 pts
33. Hamburger Earmuffs - 28 pts
34. A Woman Is Like A Refrigerator - 27.5 pts
35. Smiletime Globo Defense Dynamics - 27 pts
36. Johnny Deformed - 25 pts
37. Alice's Adventures Through The Windshield Glass - 24 pts
38. Biclops, Sponsored by Lenscrafters - 21 pts
39. Mr. Black - 17 pts
40. Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadoo - 15.5 pts
41. Rag On A Stick - 15 pts
42. The Puppies Who Stood Up - 13. 5 pts
43. The Wildcats - 12.5 pts

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

February 8, 2011



Location: The Gladstone Hotel - Melody Bar
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy, The Way We Was
Special Categories: Rev. Lovejoy, U.S. Presidents
Winner: The Debbie Pinsons

Press Clippings:

Torontoist
Looking to offer your valentine something other than complete and utter dependence this year? Why not take him or her to an especially romantic Valentine's Edition of Woo Hoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia. Just choo-choo-choose a team of up to six friends for three rounds of questions, drawn from the first eleven seasons of the show. Three classic love-themed episodes will also be shown!

Final Standings:
1. The Debbie Pinsons - 48.5 pts
2. Somebody's Attractive Cousin - 47.5 pts
3. The Barts - 47 pts
4. Billy & The Cloneasaurus - 46 pts
5. Puffy Tail - 45.5 pts
6. Professor P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery - 45 pts
7. Sex Cauldron - 44.5 pts
8. Flintstone's Chewable Morphine - 42.5 pts
8. Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski - 42.5 pts
8. The President's Neck Is Missing - 42.5 pts
8. Worker & Parasite 2 - 42.5 pts
12. Born To Runner-Up - 42 pts
12. Le Grille - 42 pts
14. Rembrandt Q. Einstein - 41.5 pts
15. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel - 39.5 pts
15. Worker & Parasite 1 - 39.5 pts
17. Gudger College - 37.5 pts
18. Y6le - 36.5 pts
19. The Crime-Solving Boat - 36 pts
20. My Children Need Wine - 35.5 pts
21. Space Coyotes - 33.5 pts
21. The Bong-Rattling Basses - 33.5 pts
23. Worker & Parasite 3 - 32.5 pts
24. Flickey's - 31 pts
25. Sextet of Ale - 30 pts
25. Steve Bennett - 30 pts
27. The Crackton Crudrocks - 28.5 pts
28. Capital Knockers - 28 pts
28. The PTA Has Disbanded - 28 pts
30. The All Ighty Ollars - 27 pts
31. The I Didn't Do It Dancers - 26 pts
32. Bonestorm - 25.5 pts
32. Let's Bee Friends - 25.5 pts
34. Biclops, sponsored by Lenscrafters - 23.5 pts
35. Rag On A Stick - 21.5 pts
36. Will There Ever Be A Rainbow? - 20 pts
37. Chuzzwuzzers - 19.5 pts
38. The Latecomers - 18 pts
38. The Moe Szyslak Experience feat. Homer - 18 pts
40. Sometimes I'll Be Quirky - 16.5 pts
41. The Non-Union Mexican Equivalents - 15 pts
42. Abortions For All! - 11 pts
43. Thrillho - 9.5 pts

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

January 11, 2011


Location: The Gladstone Hotel - Melody Bar
Episodes: Marge vs. The Monorail, Homer's Phobia, Lemon Of Troy
Special Categories: Chief Wiggum, Advertising
Winner: Retirement Grease

Press Clippings:

Torontoist:
Thank Jeebus, WOO HOO! is back with another night of Classic Simpsons Trivia. Face off through three rounds of questions spanning the first eleven seasons for the prize of donuts, possibly even those with purple in them—purple's a fruit! Frankly it's high time those shmoes from the box factory were dethroned, so assemble a team of up to six friends with serious Simpsons s-m-r-ts and head on down. Also featuring alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all of life's problems!

The Globe & Mail:
Correct answers elicit “woo hoos”; mistakes cause “dohs.” An evening of questions concerning the long-running animated series The Simpsons takes in quizzes, episode screenings and donuty prizes.

BlogTO:
What time is it Mr. Wolf? It's time for the best Simpsons Trivia Night in the city! Test your knowledge on seasons one through 11 of the favourite cartoon while watching three classic episodes that I'm sure you will be tempted to narrate along with - at least this is the only setting where judgment won't be passed for doing so. Bring up to six friends, even if it means having a "D'oh!" off to decide who is lucky enough to come with you.

Final Standings:
1. Retirement Grease - 47.5 pts
2. The Barts - 47 pts
3. The Legend of the Dog-Faced Woman - 45 pts
4. The Following People Are Gay - 44 pts
5. Sex Cauldron - 42 pts
5. 'Topes Lose! 'Topes Lose! 'Topes Lose - 42 pts
7. The Leader Beans - 41.5 pts
8. Kids Gorgeous, Presentable, Gruesome and Moe and Lisa - 40.5 pts
8. The Love-Matic Grampas - 40.5 pts
8. The Raisin Roundies - 40.5 pts
11. Hyper-Global-Compu-Mega-Net - 39.5 pts
11. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel - 39.5 pts
13. Ku Klux Klam - 39 pts
13. Pure. West. - 39 pts
15. Hired Goons - 38.5 pts
16. Milpool - 36.5 pts
16. The Thompsons - 36.5 pts
18. Speed Holes - 35.5 pts
19. The Counterfeit Jeans Operation - 34.5 pts
20. Smiling Politely - 34 pts
20. The Po-theads - 34 pts
22. Team Gudger College Alumni - 33.5 pts
23. Thrillho - 33 pts
24. Maya-hoff Lifters - 32. 5 pts
24. Poison Pizza - 32.5 pts
26. Christ Punchers - 31 pts
26. Y6le - 31 pts
28. I Am Smart, Much Smarter Than You, Hibbert - 30.5 pts
29. Little Pwaggmattasquarmsettport - 30 pts
30. Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadoo - 29 pts
30. Super Nintendo Chalmers - 29 pts
32. Malk (Now With Vitamin R) - 27.5 pts
32. Team Rosencarl & Gildenlenny - 27.5 pts

34. I'm Idaho - 23.5 pts
35. Rag On A Stick - 21.5 pts
36. Mattel And Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour - 20.5 pts
37. Go Apple! Go Orange! Go Banana! - 15 pts
38. Sextet Of Ale - 13 pts
39. The I Didn't Do It Dancers - 8 pts