Friday, March 25, 2016

March 3, 2016 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Krusty, Scams (and possibly Scamolas) Part 2
Episodes: Homer vs Patty and Selma, Lisa's Rival, Homer Alone 
Winner: Hi, I'm Troy Mcclure! You might remember me from such films as T is for Triviasness and Mommy what's wrong with that Dan's face?

1. Hi, I'm Troy Mcclure! You might remember me from such films as T is for Triviasness and Mommy what's wrong with that Dan's face?, 48.5 pts
2. Oh Dan, I'd kiss you if you weren't swimming with disease, 47 pts
2. [Holes on Paper] These are speed holes. They make the team go faster 47 pts
4. Can't we have one trivia night that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse 45 pts
5. Dan, where are the lampshades? Dan! Oh no, I've killed them! It's all happening again! 44.5 pts
5. The team where everyone is a little bit Irish, except of course for the gays and the Italians 44.5 pts
7. So does this mean the Dans are virgins too? 44 pts
8. Up and At Them 41.5 pts
8. Since the beginning of time, this team has yearned to destroy the sun 41.5 pts
10. The dead have risen and they're voting republican! 39 pts
11. Chimpan A to Chimpan Z 38.5 pts
11. Homer please, dan and dan sound very nice, but they are clearly nerds 38.5 pts
13. Raisin Roundies, 37 pts
14. I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, and dans. these are the three demons you must slay if you want to succeed in trivia. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony baloney church or synagogue, 36 pts
15. And now, for my favorite part of the show. What's that say? Read the team names? Uhhh this is always death 35 pts
15. The not Lennys! 35 pts
17. Look out Itchy! He's Donald Trump! 32 pts
18. The erotic awakenings of S 31.5 pts
19. The team name stays. The foot has spoken 31 pts
19. The Popes of Chili Town 31 pts,
21. The team that smells like Otto's Jacket 30 pts
22. Inanimate Carbon Rods 29 pts
23. Thrillho 28.5 pts
24. Battery and Scorpion 27 pts
25. Abalone Sandwich 25.5 pts
26. Team Cropulent 25 pts
27. "I am waiting for a bus." 23.5 pts
28. Stupid Dans Need the Most Attention 21.5 pts
29. Hobo Chicken Chili 21 pts
30. Perfectly Cromulent 18.5 pts
31. I don't want any damn vegetables 18 pts
32. The Bean Street Kids 17.5 pts

February 4, 2016 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Jasper, Scams (and possibly Scamolas)
Episodes: Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 1; Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo; Lisa the Greek
Winner: The team that is really really really really really... good

  1. The team that is really really really really really... good, 49.5 pts 
  2. well, all those donuts sound mighty tempting dans, but we think we're gonna have to go with the elephant, 48.5 pts
  3. Here's me latest chart topper... it's called me dans are stupid pigs, 48 pts
  4. The team that is currently being murdered or dialed from a rotary phone, 47.5 pts
  5. south american singing sensation xoxchitla, 45.5 pts 
  6. Moe's super sunday trivia group spectacular, 44 pts 
  7. A packet of sugar and some peanut butter smeared on a playing card,43.5 pts 
  8. You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing! 42.5 pts
  9. the only thing we're high on is love. love for our stupid dans. yes a little LSD is all we need 42.5 pts 
  10. billy corgan, smashing pumpkins. Homer simpson, smiling politely 42 pts
  11. Jerk practice 41.5 pts
  12. I heard dans went into berry park and ate everything in berry park and they had to close berry park 39.5 pts
  13. No one can know our team dropped our glasses in the toilet. Not us, the team that drafted the paris peace accords 39 pts
  14. More testicles mean more iron 38.5 pts
  15. Milpool 38 pts
  16. Look big dan it's regular dan! 35 pts
  17. Jeeps 33.5 pts
  18. The team that doesn't look like big fat party animals 31.5 pts
  19. Goons. Hired goons 30.5 pts
  20. The dans are dead, they were acquired in a hostile takeover by hallmark and disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece 29.5 pts
  21. Vassar Bashers 29 pts
  22. Cueball, 8 Ball, 12 ball, and cueball 27 pts
  23. 900 Dollary Doos 24 pts
  24. The team with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! 22.5 pts
  25. Junk in the tunk 22.5 pts
  26. I need the biggest seed bell you have. No that's too big 20.5 pts
  27. There's your answer, fish bulb 20.5 pts
  28. NYPD Shoe 19.5 pts
  29. Ghost Mutt 18.5 pts
  30. I don't know her name but she held up a liquor store last year 16 pts
  31. Dan alive, there are Dans alive in here 14 pts
  32. Egghead likes his bookywook! 10 pts
  33. Sons of Saul 8 pts
  34. Uncle moe's family feedbag 8 pts
  35. Billy corgan, smashing pumpkins. Homer simpson, smiling politely 5.5 pts

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

March 21, 2015 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Moe Szyslak, Drugs
Episodes: Brother from the Same Planet, Flaming Moe's, The Homer They Fall 
Winners: This Filthy Team Made the Orange Juice You're Drinking!

1. This Filthy Team Made the Orange Juice You're Drinking!, 49 pts
2. Joblessness is No Longer Just for Trivia Hosts; Useful People are Starting to Feel the Pinch, 48.5 pts
2. This Team Isn't as Dumb as We Look, or Sound, or as Neil's Best Testing Indicates, 48.5 pts
4. Isn't This Your Sister-in-Law on a Date with Neil Arsenty? He's a Washed-Up Trivia Host, He Should Be Dating Washed-Up Supermodels, 48 pts
4. Hello, Mr. Kurns, We Bad Want Win Trivia Now. We Sick., 48 pts
6. Hello, Neil. We Rode the Bus Today Because Mother Hid Our Keys to Punish Us for Talking to a Woman on the Phone. She was Right to Do It!, 47.5 pts
6. We Wanted to Play Simpsons Trivia, So We Called our Friend, Neil Arsenty. He Said, "When Do You Need Me?" We Said, "Thursday." He Said, "I'm Busy Thursday". We Said, "How about Friday?" He Said, "Friday's Worse than Thursday." Then HE Said, "How about Monday?" I Said, "Fine." True Story!, 47.5 pts
8. Wellity Wellity Wellity, 46.5 pts
9. What Kind of Trivia Team Has a Tea Set? I Think We Know the Answer to That: A Lucky Team!, 46 pts
10. P.C. Thugs, 44.5 pts
11. Born to Runner-Up!, 44 pts
11. Old Painty Can Ned, 44 pts
13. Marge, Please! Neil Doesn't Need Companionship. He Needs to Be Isolated and Studied So It Can Be Determined What Nutrients They Have that Might Be Extracted for Our Personal Use, 43 pts
13. Senor Beaverotti and The Wall-E-Weasels, 43 pts
13. There's Very Little Meat in These Gym Mats, 43 pts
16. Who Won? The Losers? No, They Lost, 41.5 pts
17. Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Neil! Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Neil! Neil! Neil! BATMAN! I Mean, Neil!, 41 pts
18. Listen, Rummy, I'm Gonna Say It Plain and Simple: Where'd You Pinch the Hooch? Is Some Blind Neil Arsenty Jerking Suds On the Side?, 40.5 pts
19. Y6le, 40 pts
20. Graffito-Tagging Violence Gang, 38.5 pts
20. The Popes of Chili Town, 38.5 pts
20. Todd, I Want You to Shoot Daddy If He Tries to Get More Pizza, 38.5 pts
23. Inanimate Carbon Rods!, 36 pts
23. Team Discovery Channel, 36 pts
25. I'm On-A-Roll-A-Gay, 34 pts
26. Secretaries of Partying Down!, 32.5 pts
27. Queen Of the Harpies, 32 pts
28. Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con, 27.5 pts
29. Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 26.5 pts
29. The Internal Revenue Service Presents: Neil Arsenty's Simpsons-Related Trivia Show, 26.5 pts
31. Cavalcade Of Whimsy, 23.5 pts
32. That's a Paddlin', 11.5 pts

Sunday, March 20, 2016

Februay 15, 2016 - HAMILTON

Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: El Viage Misterioso De Nuestro Jomer, The Springfield Files, Mountain of Madness
Round Theme: Who Said It?
Winner: Here Come the Pretzels

1. Here Come the Pretzels                                   45.5
2. Compuglobalhypermeganet                               43.5
3. The Southern Dandies                                      43
4. Go Banana                                                      42.5
5. You're Older, Balder, Fatter Trivia Team              41.5
6. Skittlebrau                                                       39
7. Shoe-In Of The Week                                       38
8. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College                   37
8. We Don't Want Any Damn Vegetables                37
10. You forgot PLEASANT!                                   35
11. Crisitunity                                                       33.5
12. Look Who's Oinking                                        33
12. A Couple of Stewed Prunes Headed Your Way  33
14. Lousy Smarch Weather                                   29.5
15. Two Guys From Kabul                                     25
16. Cromulently Focusin                                       24.5
17. Bonerland Medical Association                        21
18. Team Discovery Channel                                 17

March 19, 2016 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Brother From Another Series, My Sister, My Sitter, Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
Categories: Ned Flanders, REDACTED
Winner:  Sud Jerkin’ Blind Tigers

1. Sud Jerkin’ Blind Tigers, 41
2. Another Homosexual Party Boat, 40.5
3. Rowdy Roddy Peepers, 39.5
3. We are the Superfriends!!!, 39.5
5. Does anybody hear me complaining about the breasts?, 39
5. This team is a part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all!, 39
5. We are the adequate, forgettable, occasionally regrettable caretaker presidents of the U.S.A.!, 39
8. Baboons to the left of me, baboons to the right, the speeding locamotive tore through a sea of inhuman fans, a pair of great apes rose up at me, but biff, bam! I sent them flying like two hairy football. A third came at me… hiss hiss, and that’s when I got mad., 38.5 
9. Hello, Mr… Kurns. We bad want… money now. We sick., 38
10. Mariann's Hammocks, 37
11. While we speak in a well-educated manner, the quiz hosts tend to use low-brow expressions like “oh yeah?” and “come ‘ere a minute.”, 35.5
12. A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat., 36
13. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in Simpsons Trivia., 35.5
14. Look out, Itchy! He's Irish!, 34.5
15. Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won’t quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here mamdmendjdjdheheifjd FIVE DOLLARS! Get outta here…, 33.5
16. There’s a crippled boy in the hospital that really want us to win. I should know, I crippled him myself to inspire us., 33
17. The Erotic Trivial Adventures of Hercules, 32.5
17. In your face, Space Coyote!, 32.5
19. The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour™, 31
19. Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na FISHING!!, 31
21. The Moe Syzlak Experience Feat. Homer, 29.5
22. She She. Enjoy your death trap ladies!, 28
23. Cuttlefish Guild, 26.5
24. I’m so hungry, I could eat at Dickens Pub, 26
25. I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with isn’t it, and what’s it seems weird and scary to me, and it’ll happen to you, too., 20
26. Fine Arte Barte, 15.5
27. I Puts My Dickens, 7

Sunday, March 13, 2016

March 9th, 2016 - Ottawa - First Diorama-Rama

Location : Hooley's
Categories : Moe, Complete the Quote, Moe
Episodes : Lisa's Rival
Winners : Team Canyonero

1 Team Canyonero ™ 45.0
2 Cesspool *On* the Potomac 44.5
3 Can I Borrow a Team Name? 41.5
4 The Mighty Pigs 41.0
4 Gabbo's SOBs 41.0
5 Boy For Sale 40.0
6 Team Discovery Channel 28.5
7 The Goggles Do Nothing 27.5
8 Lenny and the Jets/Try Our Besties 27.0
9 Chazzwazzers 23.5
9 She's the Fastest 23.5
10 The Movementarians 19.0
11 Jacques Strap 16.0

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

March 8th, 2016 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Moe, Music and Musicians
Episodes : Marge Gets a Job, Realty Bites, Marge on the Lam
Winners : Sex Cauldron

1. Sex Cauldron #2 - 46 pts
2. Oh Yes. Oh Yes. Simpsons Trivia's Nakedest Trivia Team. We're Not Even Wearing a Smile. Nod Suggestively. - 45 pts
3. We're the Prime Ministers of Ireland - 44 pts
4. Team No Function Beer Well Without - 43 pts
5. Don't Ask Us, We're Just the Reigning Champs - 42 pts
6. The Erotic Adventures of Team Name - 41 pts
7. Hortence, The Mule-Faced Team - 40.5 pts
8. Moleman in the Morning. (Good Moleman to You) - 40 pts
9. It's Step, Pause, Turn, Pause, Pivot, Step, Pause. Not Step, Pause, Turn, Pause, Pivot, Step, PAUSE! - 39.5 pts
9. Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages - 39.5 pts
9. Let's Just Say This: They Spelled Trivia With a "6" - 39.5 pts
9. The Whitey Whackers- 39.5 pts
9. Well McGarnagle, This Team is Dead! They Slit Their Throat From Ear To Ear. - 39.5 pts
14. "You Took All the Money You Made Franchising Your Name and Bet It Against Sex Cauldron??" "Aww, I Thought the Other Teams Were Due!" - 39 pts
14. The Team That Was Talked Into Doing a Dance Called the Bump But Their Hips Slipped and Their Buttocks Came Into Contact With the Buttocks of Another Young Team - 39 pts
16. Only I May Dance - 38.5 pts
17. Chris, Your Trivia Night Seems To Have the Momentum of a Runaway Freight Train. Why Are You So Popular? - 37.5 pts
18. Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages - 37 pts
19.A Mule With a Spinning Wheel - 36.5 pts
20. Grover Cleveland Spanked Us On Two Non-Consecutive Occasions - 36 pts
21. Milpool - 35.5 pts
22. Don't Be Scared, Jub Jub, It's Chris - 34.5 pts
23. The Team That's FILTHY. Yet Genuinely Arousing. - 34 pts
24. It's Just A Regular Trivia Team With a Stupid Cheap Hat! It Still Embodies All the Awful Stereotypes it Did Before! - 32 pts
25. The Bee Sharps - 31 pts
26.  I Can't Believe It's a Trivia Team… Also Expert Shoe Repair - 30.5 pts
27. The Makeout King of Montana - 30 pts
28. Young, Rich, and Full of Sugar - 27.5 pts
29. "Are You Better at Trivia Than Us?" "Well, We've Never Met You… But, Yes" - 27 pts
29. Born To Runner-Up - 27 pts
31. Little Girl Likes Her Team. What's Your Opinion? - 26.5 pts
32. Contingency? No, Money Down! - 24 pts
33. Guy Incognitos - 22 pts
33. KARL = BLACK - 22 pts
33. The Sensitive, Yet Unfortunately Titled, Team, "Puke-a-hontas" - 22 pts
36. Sex Cauldron #1 - 21.5 pts
37. Abortions For Some - 18.5 pts
38. No Homers Club (We're Allowed One) - 17.5 pts
39. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net - 16 pts
40. United Tomacco Farmers of Canada - 12.5 pts
41. Staring at My Sandals… - 11 pts
42. The Inanimate Carbon Rods - 10 pts
43. Cletus 'n' Brandine - 8 pts
44. Butt Sushi - 6.5 pts
44. Thrillhouse - 6.5 pts

Friday, March 4, 2016

February 15, 2016 - Vancouver

Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Bart's Girlfriend, Lady Bouvier's Lover
Categories: Barney, Love
Winner: This trivia team is going to the backseat of their car with the woman they love. And they won't be back for 10 minutes

1. This trivia team is going to the backseat of their car with the woman they love. And they won't be back for 10 minutes! 44 pts
2. Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery 40 pts
3. Simon and Leonard were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me 38 pts
4. Steap Aside! Sensitive love letters are this team's specialty! Dear other trivia teams, welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you 36.5 pts
5. Neddy and the Neglectorinos 33.5 pts
6. The little rory calhouns 33 pts
7. This team can't believe it, but now their pants are chafing them 33 pts
8. Hoju 31pts
9. Hired goons 29.5 pts
10. Our team no-function beer well without 29 pts
11. First thing after trivia, I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head 27 pts
12. The Wyldkatz 25 pts
13. The Milpools 24.5 pts
14. Chicks on the Bench 22.5 pts
15. The Flanderz-z-z-z 20 pts
16. The Chazzwozzahs 19.5 pts
17. The dead have risen and they're voting Republican 19.5 pts
18. Suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked 16.5 pts
19. The Be Sharps 12 pts
20. The Freaky Beatniks 9.5 pts
21. Snowball IV 9.5 pts
22. Eye on Springfield