February 4, 2016 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Jasper, Scams (and possibly Scamolas)
Episodes: Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 1; Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo; Lisa the Greek
Winner: The team that is really really really really really... good

1. The team that is really really really really really... good, 49.5 pts 
2. well, all those donuts sound mighty tempting dans, but we think we're gonna have to go with the elephant, 48.5 pts
3. Here's me latest chart topper... it's called me dans are stupid pigs, 48 pts
4. The team that is currently being murdered or dialed from a rotary phone, 47.5 pts
5. south american singing sensation xoxchitla, 45.5 pts 
6. Moe's super sunday trivia group spectacular, 44 pts 
7. A packet of sugar and some peanut butter smeared on a playing card,43.5 pts 
8. You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing! 42.5 pts
9. the only thing we're high on is love. love for our stupid dans. yes a little LSD is all we need 42.5 pts 
10. billy corgan, smashing pumpkins. Homer simpson, smiling politely 42 pts
11. Jerk practice 41.5 pts
12. I heard dans went into berry park and ate everything in berry park and they had to close berry park 39.5 pts
13. No one can know our team dropped our glasses in the toilet. Not us, the team that drafted the paris peace accords 39 pts
14. More testicles mean more iron 38.5 pts
15. Milpool 38 pts
16. Look big dan it's regular dan! 35 pts
17. Jeeps 33.5 pts
18. The team that doesn't look like big fat party animals 31.5 pts
19. Goons. Hired goons 30.5 pts
20. The dans are dead, they were acquired in a hostile takeover by hallmark and disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece 29.5 pts
21. Vassar Bashers 29 pts
22. Cueball, 8 Ball, 12 ball, and cueball 27 pts
23. 900 Dollary Doos 24 pts
24. The team with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! 22.5 pts
25. Junk in the tunk 22.5 pts
26. I need the biggest seed bell you have. No that's too big 20.5 pts
27. There's your answer, fish bulb 20.5 pts
28. NYPD Shoe 19.5 pts
29. Ghost Mutt 18.5 pts
30. I don't know her name but she held up a liquor store last year 16 pts
31. Dan alive, there are Dans alive in here 14 pts
32. Egghead likes his bookywook! 10 pts
33. Sons of Saul 8 pts
34. Uncle moe's family feedbag 8 pts
35. Billy corgan, smashing pumpkins. Homer simpson, smiling politely 5.5 pts