Tuesday, July 16, 2019

July 15, 2019 - Chicago


Location: Replay Lincoln Park
Categories: Miss Hoover, Seeeeeeeeeeeex
Episodes: Blood Feud, Bart Gets Famous, The Day the Violence Died
Winner: We Flushed Chance the Snapper Down the Toilet but He Got Stuck Half Way and Now We Have to Feed Him (tie breaker)
Best Team Name: We Flushed Chance the Snapper Down the Toilet but He Got Stuck Half Way and Now We Have to Feed Him 

1. 
We Flushed Chance the Snapper Down the Toilet but He Got Stuck Half Way and Now We Have to Feed Him - 47 pts
1. A Flavorless Team I Call Root Marm - 47 pts
3. We Carved This Team Name Ourselves From a Bigger Team Name  - 45 pts
3. Hey, Homer! Us Hotheads Are Going to Go Become White Sox Fans. Wanna Come With? Sure! I've Had it Up to Here With These Damn Ricketts! - 45 pts
5. Hello! And Welcome to Woo Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia. While Enjoying Our Trivia Event, Your Car Will Unfortanely Be Subject To Repeated Break-Ins... - 41 pts
6. Now for My Favorite Part of Simpsons Trivia. What's That Say? Ask Questions to the Audience? Ugh, This is Always Death. - 40 pts
7. Trivia Team No Function Beer Well Without - 38 pts
8. Is It St. Swithins Day Already? - 35 pts
9. Lionel Hutz LLP - 34 pts
10. Follow Me to the Springfield Aquarium - 28 pts
11. The Lizard Queens - 24 pts
12. Thrill House - 18 pts
13. Nobody Ever Suspects Team Butterfly - 15 pts
14. David vs. Super Goliath - 12 pts
15. Big Chungus - 8 pts
16. Pin Pals - 7 pts

Friday, July 12, 2019

July 8, 2019 - Hamilton



Location:  Levity Comedy Club, Hamilton
Winner:  Six Days A Week This Team Is A Hockey Rink
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  No Working Audio And No Laminated Menues Make Gerry Something Something...Change Venues?!...Don't Mind If I Do!

1. Six Days A Week This Team Is A Hockey Rink                      48.5      
2. We Had Trivia on a Tuesday, It Died, It Died.  Gerry Said 
It Was Wednesday, He Lied! He Lied!                                        47
3. Oh no, Gerry's Escaped.  We've Got To Seach Every
Place A Sick, Solitary Misfit Might Run To.  I'll Start With
Levity Comedy Club!                                                                  44.5
4. Gerry, There's An Empty Spot I've Always Had Inside Me.
I've Tried Filling It With Family, Religion, Community 
Service, But Those Were Dead Ends.  I think Simpsons Trivia
Is The Answer!                                                                                  43
4. I'm Disrupting The Trivia Process...And I Love It                     43
6. No Working Audio And No Laminated Menues Make 
Gerry Something Something...Change Venues?!...
Don't Mind If I Do!                                                                    43
7. A Trivia Team With A Name Is Like A Mule With A 
Spinning Wheel                                                                          41.5
8. The Team That Couldn't Slow Down                                      40.5
8. The Mrs. Funs                                                                        40.5
10. Did Anyone Order The London Symphony Orchestra?
Possibly While High? Gerry Hall, I'm Looking In Your Direction  39
11. Rich In Bunly Goodness                                                        37
12. My Son's Name Is Also Gerry                                               36
13. The Klu Klux Klams                                                               35.5
14. The Canyoneros                                                                    33.5
15. I'm In No Condition To Host Trivia.  Wait, I Shouldn't 
Listen to me...I'm Drunk!                                                              31.5
16. The Queens Of The Harpie                                                   23.5
17. Stupid Sexy Model UN - Feels LIke We're Debating 
Nothin' At All                                                                                16.5  

Thursday, July 11, 2019

July 9th, 2019 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : McBain, Oh Canada!
Episodes : Your Only Move Twice, Bart the Murderer, Summer of 4'2"
Winners : Sex Cauldron
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : And a Mighty Cheer Went Up From the Heroes of Toronto. They Had Banished the Awful Kawhi Leonard... Because He Was Haunted.

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

Follow us @woohootriviaTO to enter our Twitter contest the day before trivia!



1. Sex Cauldron - 46.5 pts
2. Well, Better Make it Quick, Chris, In 5 Minutes This Place is Becoming a Starbucks - 46 pts
3. School's Out! Up Yours, Chris Brazeau!! - 45.5 pts
4. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: The Team That Closed the Cadillac Lounge - 44 pts
4. The Nelsons and All the Other Puppets - 44 pts
6. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless! - 42.5 pts
7. Those Egg Council Creeps - 40.5 pts
8. The Moochin' War Widows - 39 pts
9. We Ain't Going Nowhere. We've Been at Table Purt'Near 7 Years and We Ain't Leaving Now. "They're Dead Now!" - 39 pts
10. Hey Look, Somebody's Attractive Cousin! - 38 pts
10. So Long, Stink Lounge! - 38 pts
12. Haha, nooo, We're Not Worried. Our Patrons Visit the Cadillac For Its Robust Beers, Not Its Simpsons Content. I Predict Our New, Trivia-Free "Tuesday Zero" Will Attract Even More Guests Than Our Previous Brand! - 37.5 pts
13. The Older, Balder, Fatter Sons - 36 pts
14. And a Mighty Cheer Went Up From the Heroes of Toronto. They Had Banished the Awful Kawhi Leonard... Because He Was Haunted. - 35.5 pts
14. Morals and Ethics and Carnal Forebearance - 35.5 pts
16. Big Fat Dynamos - 35 pts
16. Max Power! We're the Team Whose Name You'd Love to Touch! Our Name Sounds Good in Your Ear! But When You Hear It You Mustn't Fear! Cuz His Name Can Be Said By Anyone! - 35 pts
18. Chris, Matt, Everything's Going to be Fine. Now Go Upstairs and Pack Your Trivia Bags. We're Going to Start a New Life... Under the Sea! - 34.5 pts
18. You Will Find Happiness With a New Venue - 34.5 pts
20. Impy and Chimpy - 33.5 pts
21. The Lovematic Grampas - 32 pts
21. This Has Trivia In It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 32 pts
23. Went By the Name of Homer. Seven Feet Tall He Was, With Arms Like Tree Trunks. His Eyes Were Like Steel: Cold, Hard. Had a Shock of Hair, Red, Like the Fires of Hell - 31 pts
24. The Ol' Crayola Oblongata(s) - 29.5 pts
25. The Damn Wiener Kids - 29 pts
25. There is No Simpsons Trivia at the Cadillac Lounge, and There Never Was! - 29 pts
27. Krusty Brand Imitation Trivia Team - 25 pts
27. The Team That's Going to Marry a Carrot - 25 pts
29. Moonpie, What a Time to Be Alive! - 24.5 pts
30. The Boogeyman or Boogeymen - 24 pts
31. A Trivia Team in Ape Masks is Still a Trivia Team - 23 pts
31. Can't We Have One Trivia Night That Doesn't End With Us Digging Up a Corpse? - 23 pts
33. Klondike Five - 21.5 pts
33. Queens of the Harpies - 21.5pts
33. We Demand More Asbestos! - 21.5pts
36. Joey Jo-Jo Jr. Shabadoo - 21 pts
37. I'm On A Roll A Gay! - 20 pts
38. PRAY FOR MOJO - 18.5 pts
38. The Investorettes - 18.5 pts
40. Soon WE'LL Be Queens of Summertime! - 18 pts
41. Otto Fellatio - 17.5 pts
42. I Was Saying Italy Was My Least Favorite Country - 17 pts
43. My Raisin Roundies! - 16.5 pts
44. Watch Out Itchy! He's Irish! - 15 pts
45. Five Bad Neighbors - 12 pts

Thursday, June 27, 2019

June 24, 2019 - Detroit

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Location: Tipsy McStagger's 
Categories: Bart, Summer Activities
Episodes: Bart's Comet, The Mansion Family, Lisa the Greek
Winner: A Fresh Batch of America Balls
 
1. A Fresh Batch of America Balls - 41.00
2. International Drainage Commission - 40.50
3. Pi is Exactly 3 - 37.50
4. Gudger College Dropouts - 37.00
5. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net - 35.50
6. Mama & the Papa - 5.00

Tuesday, June 18, 2019

June 17th, 2019 - Chicago


Location: Replay Lincoln Park
Categories: Make Way for Willie!, Nicknames
Episodes: Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part 2), Lisa the Beauty Queen, Homer and Apu
Winner: This Team is Doped Up Or Dyin' Or Something
Best Team Name: How Many Trivia Hosts Will There Be? One At First, But He'll Train Others

1. This Team is Doped Up Or Dyin' Or Something - 46.5 pts

2. Gloria Vanderbilt, Out for Revenge - 45.5 pts
3. Born to Runner Up - 44.5 pts
4. The Lombardo Method - 44 pts
5. You're Just In Time for Sponge Bath the Trivia Hosts Day! - 41.5 pts
6. Spin the Middle Top Wise - 41 pts
7. Extra! Extra! Todd Smells! - 40 pts
8. How Many Simpsons Trivia Hosts Will There Be? One at First, but He'll Train Others - 39.5 pts
9. Hey Neil, We Heard Your Trivia Went Into a Restaurant and Ate Everything in The Restaurant and They Had to Close the Restaurant - 39 pts
10. Charmed... Ummm, a Googley Doogley - 38.5 pts
11. Hit the Change of Venue Button! Now! Oh no, You're in Replay! - 38 pts
12. Neil, Crackers Are a Team Food. Happy Teams. Maybe Single Players Eat Crackers, We 
Don't Know. Frankly, We Don't Want to Know. It's a Market We Could Do Without. - 37 pts
13. "I just took your round one--- I got a zero!" "GOOD LORD, A ZERO?!" - 36 pts
14. Neil, Why'd You Bring Me to a Gay Trivia Night? I Don't Know, Aaron! - 35.5 pts
15. Barney's Film Had Heart but Simpsons Trivia Night Had Simpsons Trivia Night - 34 pts
16. Lisa Needs Braces - 24.5 pts
17. Better Than Most Kinds of Dirt - 24 pts
18. The Bee Sharps - 12 pts

Saturday, June 15, 2019

May 20th, 2019 - Chicago


Location: Replay Lincoln Park
Categories: Lionel Hutz, Butts
Episodes: Secrets of a Successful Marriage, Homerpalooza, Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part One)
Winner: 
Neglecterinos
Best Team Name: What did you do after you were ejected from Simpsons Trivia? / We pretty much went straight home. / You're under oath. / We drove around until 3am looking for another Simpsons trivia / And when you couldn't find one? / We went shitposting.

1. Neglecterinos. - 49 pts

2. Wait A Minute.. You Didn't Learn How Game of Thrones Ended… We Won! - 48 pts
3. I Sure Could Go for A 100 Tacos - 47 pts
4. 
Jeremy's Iron - 46 pts
5.I hope Alabama women don't take our attempts to destroy their bodily autonomy too seriously. - 45.5 pts
5. We Think You're Cool Aaron & Neil / Kathy, That Was Mean - 45.5 pts
7. The sprinklers that go ffffffsssssttttt - 43.5 pts

7. Sexy Mulder, FBI
9. My Team Has Plans to Beat Up All Sorts of Trivia Hosts. That'll Teach Em to Drag Their Feet On My Clever Team Names - 41.5 pts
10. Those Rowdy Member of Chug-A-Lug House - 39.5 pts
10. Dr. Nick Triviera - 39.5 pts
12. What did you do after you were ejected from Simpsons Trivia? / We pretty much went straight home. / You're under oath. / We drove around until 3am looking for another Simpsons trivia / And when you couldn't find one? / We went shitposting. - 39 pts
13. The Trash-Eating Stink Bags - 36 pts
14. What do you do if you want something that looks like a Simpsons Trivia host? / Ehh, we usually just tape a bunch of cats together. - 34.5 pts
14. Chapter 2: So Your Pressure is Dropping - 34.5 pts
16. Jeremy Irons  - 32.5 pts
17. The Simpsonian - 32 pts
18. What a Crappy Candle - 31.5 pts
19. Bort Jass - 29.5 pts
20. Freezer Geezer - 25.5 pts

Thursday, June 13, 2019

June 11th, 2019 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Springfield Mobs, Toys
Episodes : Flaming Moe's, Homer's Barber Shop Quartet, Bart of Darkness
Winners : Kids, Let Me Tell You About Another So-Called Wicked Trivia Team. They Had Long Hair, and Some Wild Ideas, and They Didn't Always Do What Other People Thought Was Right. And That Team's Name Was... I Forget. But the Point Is... I Forget That Too. Chris, You Know Who I'm Talking About! They Used to Drive That Blue Car
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Are They Booing Kevin Durant? No Sir, They're Saying "Boo-Rant"

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

Follow us @woohootriviaTO to enter our Twitter contest the day before trivia!

1.
Kids, Let Me Tell You About Another So-Called Wicked Trivia Team. They Had Long Hair, and Some Wild Ideas, and They Didn't Always Do What Other People Thought Was Right. And That Team's Name Was... I Forget. But the Point Is... I Forget That Too. Chris, You Know Who I'm Talking About! They Used to Drive That Blue Car. - 47 pts
2. They Should Call This a Laaaarge Island Iced Tea! - 46.5 pts
3. Excuse Me, Sir. Do You Like to Laugh? - 44.5 pts
3. Some Kind of Non-Giving Up Trivia Team - 44.5 pts
3. We Tried to Enroll in Trivia But Chris Turned Us Away Because of Our Shabby Clothes - 44.5 pts
6. This Winners Table is Like All the Other Tables, Except For One Important Difference. Oh Wait, They Took That Out. Yes, It Is Just Like All the Other Tables. - 43.5 pts
7. We're All Aware of Chris's Problems, But Compared to Matt Smith, She's Judge Freaking Reinhold! - 42 pts
7. Are They Booing Kevin Durant? No Sir, They're Saying "Boo-Rant" - 42 pts
9. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless! - 40.5 pts
10. Oh Mr. Mooney, Our Team's Just Gotta Meet Bob Cummings. Dwaaaaah... - 40 pts
10. Sex Cauldron - 40 pts
12. This Team Doesn't Even Play Their Own Instruments - 38 pts
13. Can't Someone Else Do It? - 36.5 pts
13. I Can't Believe We Spent Ten Thousand Dollars For this Trivia. What the Heck Was That Lab Fee For? - 36.5 pts
15. A Team From a Country That No Longer Exists - 34.5 pts
16. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 33.5 pts
17. A Million Poets Could Try For a Million Years and Still Describe But Three-Eighths of a Team Name - 30.5 pts
18. Lovematic Grampas - 28.5 pts
19. Kawhi and the Cloneasaurus - 27.5 pts
20. Hey Kids, We're Eating Dinner Tonight! (did you seriously think we were going to write that whole thing again?) - 24.5 pts
21. Family, Religion, Friendship. These are the Three Demons You Must Slay If You Wish to Succeed in Business. When Opportunity Knocks You Don't Want to Be Driving to a Maternity Hospital or Sitting in Some Phoney-Baloney Church. Or Synagogue. - 23 pts
21. Let Me Compu-Global-Hyper-Meganet That For You - 23 pts
23. Man Getting Hit by Football - 22.5 pts
24. The B Phlats - 21.5 pts
25. Go Banana! - 21 pts
26. Tipsy McStagger & The Surlies - 11 pts

Sunday, June 9, 2019

June 6, 2019 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : Chainsaw
Categories : Otto, Animals
Episodes : Lisa the Simpson, Mom and Pop Art, The Joy of Sect
Winners : Rowdy Roddy Peepers
Best Team Name : The Christ Punchers

1. Rowdy Roddy Peepers (Tiebreaker) - 44 pts
2. Ain't No Light Rail, Ain't Neva Was - 44 pts
3. Table 5 - 43 pts
4. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team - 38 pts
5. The Christ Punchers - 35.5 pts
6. Fireworks: The Silent Killer - 24 pts
7. JeHomers Witness - 16 pts

Wednesday, June 5, 2019

June 3, 2019 - Hamilton



Location:  Levity Comedy Club, Hamilton
Winner: 'You Hate Dad' Is Up By A Touchdown
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Does Gerry's Withered Face Remind You Of The Grim Spectre of Death?

1. 'You Hate Dad' Is Up By A Touchdown                                   46      
2. Levity Is Just A Comedy Club Where They Host Simpsons
And Other Non Box-Related Trivia                                             43.5
3. Play Honestly?  No, Phones Allowed!                                    42.5
4. Dr. Hillbillie And The Iron Yuppie                                            42
5. The Movementarians                                                                       40.5
5. Animals ARe A Lot Like Trivia Hosts.  Some Of Them Act
Badly Because they've Had A Hard Life Or Have Been 
Mistreated.  But Like Trivia Hosts, Some Of Them Are Just
Jerks                                                                                          40.5
7. I Can't Believe It's Come To This.
    Come To What
    Moving Simpsons Trivia 19km Across Town                          40
8. The Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths And When They
Bark They Shoot Bees At You                                                             38.5
9. 64 Slices Of American Cheese                                              34
10. Does Gerry's Withered Face Remind You Of The Grim 
Spectre of Death?                                                                        33
11. Okay Mr. Hall, What's Your Team Name?  I Don't Know.      32
12. It's German For The, Gerry Hall, The                                    30.5
13. We Love Sax On The Beach                                                 30
14. Gerry Hall, Wittiest Of The Trivia Hosts...What's That? You
Want Me To Drink You?  But I'm In The Middle Of A Trivia 
Game!                                                                                          29
15. Be Sharps                                                                              26.5
16. Team Discovery Channel                                                       15
17. Dammit We Tried                                                                   12
18. The Scienticians                                                                    1.5     

Sunday, May 26, 2019

May 21st, 2019 - Detroit

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Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Categories: Who Wears What?
Episodes: Bart the Fink
Winner: Go Banana!
1. Go Banana! 25/30
2. Pin Pals - 24.5/30
3. Put It In H - 17.5/30
 
**Short show due to low turnout and it was karaoke night**

Thursday, May 16, 2019

May 15th, 2019 - Indianapolis




Location: Tappers Arcade Bar
Categories: Season 3, Cars
Episodes: Marge vs. the Monorail, Saturdays of Thunder
Winner: Fistful of Dollarydoos
1. Fistful of Dollarydoos - 44
2. Leader Beans - 37
3. Forbidden Objects from Places Men Fear to Tread - 36
4. Honor Rollers - 32
5. Team Discovery Channel - 31
5. Get Back to Work, Stewart! - 31
7. Kippers for Breakfast - 29
8. Put it in H! - 28
8. Super Nintendo Chalmers - 28
10. Team Stampy - 20
11. Kwik-E-Smrts - 18

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

May 14th, 2019 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Marge's Motherly Moments, Name That Tune!
Episodes : Marge in Chains, Marge on the Lam, Homer Alone
WinnersIf You Can Think of a Team Name Without Using the Letter "E", You'll Win the Matt Smith Team Name Excellence Award (WON TIE BREAKER ROUND!)
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Britney, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-Bert, Phil

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

Follow us @woohootriviaTO to enter our Twitter contest the day before trivia!


1. If You Can Think of a Team Name Without Using the Letter "E", You'll Win the Matt Smith Team Name Excellence Award - 47 pts
1. Sex Cauldron - 47 pts
3. A Flavorless Team Called Rootmarm! - 46 pts
4. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless! - 45.5 pts
5. Amy Needs to be Louder, Angrier, and Have Access to a Time Machine. Whenever Amy's Not at Simpsons Trivia, the Other Contestants Should Be Asking, "Where's Amy?" - 45 pts
6. Horse Not Wearing Diaper - 44.5 pts
6. Say Let Me Tell You About That Matthew S. He's That's Little 30-ish Year Old Muckrakeress. He Logged the Points on Every Page, He Did It All In Just One Day. That's What I'd Call, Being On the Ball! - 44.5 pts
8. More Trivia Means More Iron - 44 pts
9. The Men of the 9th Bearded Infantry - 40 pts
10. Will You Take Us to Mount Lushmore.... No. Will You Take Us to Mount Lushmore.... No. Will You Take Us to Mount Lushmore.... Nooo! - 39.5 pts
11. My Team is Also Named Bort! - 39 pts
12. Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Britney, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-Bert, Phil - 38.5 pts
13. Langdon Algar and the Damn Wiener Kids - 38 pts
14. Less Shame? - 37 pts
15. Aaronson and Zakowski - 35.5 pts
16. Simpsons, Eh? Trivia, Eh? Maude, Eh? - 32.5 pts
17. Can I Borrow a Team Name? - 30.5 pts
18. This Team Tastes Like Grandma - 30 pts
19. Dear Matt Smith, There Are Too Many Trivia Teams Nowadays. Please Eliminate Three. I Am Not a Crackpot. - 27.5 pts
19. What Do You Mean the Team's Outta Money? - 27.5 pts
21. Smiling Politely - 26.5 pts
21. The Team With the Name You Want to Touch But You Mustn't Touch - 26.5 pts
23. Can I Borrow a Team Name - 25.5 pts
23. Now It's Time For the Easiest Part of Any Coach's Job: the Cuts! - 25.5 pts
25. Put It In "H" - 25 pts
26. Chris, I Don't Want to Alarm You, But There Maybe a Boogeyman or Boogeymen in the Back Room - 24.5 pts
27. A Name That's Witty at First, But It Seems Less Funny Each Time You Hear It - 15 pts
28. You All Know What a Team Name Sounds Like - 14 pts

Monday, May 13, 2019

May 11, 2019 - Calgary


Location : Dickens Pub
Winners : Now I am prune tracy!
Best Team Name : Hahaha! What was I laughing about again? Oh right, that crippled trivia team!

1. Now I am prune tracy! 48.5
2. *Laughing gesture* 45
3. Team discovery channel 44
4. Hahaha! What was I laughing about again? Oh right, that crippled trivia team! 43.5
5. But there's hardly any meat on these trivia hosts 38
6. This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! 36
7. Krudlers 34.5
8. Toilet time for tiny town 32
9. I've been starving them, teasing them, singing off key. Me may my mo, me moo mamay! 31