Wednesday, October 23, 2019

October 19, 2019 - Calgary


Location:  Dickens Pub
Winner:  The Popli Kids
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Well everybody, the history of Simpsons trivia has been changed again to coorrespond with Barts answers on yesterdays test. Simpsons trivia was now founded in 1942 by "some guy" and this bar isn't called Dickens anymore it's "Boner Land"

1. The Popli Kids 46
2. Adult Male Trivia Host 46
3. Book em Lou. One count of being a Simpsons trivia host and one count of accessory to being a Simpsons trivia host 45.5
4. The Ghoul bus 45
5. Well everybody, the history of Simpsons trivia has been changed again to coorrespond with Barts answers on yesterdays test. Simpsons trivia was now founded in 1942 by "some guy" and this bar isn't called Dickens anymore it's Boner Land. 40
6. The damn hell ass kings 39.5
12. Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me... but you help me remember this obscure Simpsons line and I'll get back to killing you with beer 38
7. Get bent!!! 37
8. Caramel cods 36.5
9. Ethnic mismatch comedy #207 36.5
10. Do not touch table 405. Hmm good advice 35.5
11. Trivia goers and seamen don't mix. We all know what you think 35

Sunday, October 13, 2019

October 7, 2019 - Hamilton



Location:  Levity Comedy Club, Hamilton
Winner:  The Popli Kids
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  I Will Iron Out This Sheet When You Iron Out The Inequities In Your Prize Drawing  (for reference - the answer sheets I gave out this week were all wrinkled)

1. The Popli Kids                                                                         48.5      
2. Especially After That Time Cover Story: "Levity, Canada's 
Worst Trivia Night."  "You Can See Gerry Hall In That Photo!"  44
2. I'm Seeing Double Here...4 Ryans!                                         44
4. I Will Iron Out This Sheet When You Iron Out The 
Inequities In Your Prize Drawing                                                       42
5. I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again.  Democracy 
Simply Doesn't Work.                                                                            41.5
6. All Hail President Kang!                                                          39
7. Well McGarnigal, Gerry Hall Is Dead, They Slit His Throat
From Ear To Ear                                                                          37
8. I've Learned That Trivia Is Just One Crushing Defeat After 
Another Until You Just Wish Gerry Was Dead                            35
9. The Speed Holes                                                                    33
10. The Guys With Trivia In Their Mouths And When They
Bark They Shoot Trivia At You.                                                   31
11. The Wee Turtles                                                                    30
                    

Saturday, October 12, 2019

October 9th, 2019 - Toronto


Location : The Hideout
Categories : Homer Vs Monsters, Tricks and Treats
Episodes : Treehouse of Horror I, Treehouse of Horror VII, Treehouse of Horror X
Winners : There's No Mystery About Sex Cauldron, Why They Simply Disappeared!
The Matt Smith Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Team Naming Excellence : I've Sold Insurance to Saskatoon, Regina, and Moose Jaw and by Gum It Put Them on the Map

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

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1. There's No Mystery About Sex Cauldron, Why They Simply Disappeared! - 49 pts
2. Our Trivia Team Has a First Name, It's F-R-I-T-Z. Our Trivia Team Has a Second Name, It's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N. - 48 pts
3. The Withstandinators (The Team That Can Take a 6 Mega Tonne Blast, No More, No Less) - 46 pts
4. Ayn Rand School for Tots - 45.5 pts
4. The Horrors of an Unfresh Bowl - 45.5 pts
6 What Are Your Reasons For Playing Simpsons Trivia? (Don't Say Revenge, Don't Say Revenge) Uh Revenge - 45 pts
7. Sex Cauldron - 44.5 pts
8. You Only Move Twice - 44 pts
9. The First Non-Brazilians to Travel Backwards Through Time - 43 pts
9. We're the Stupid Morons with Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell and We Like to Kiss Our Own Butts - 43 pts
11. Eastern Europe's Favorite Cat and Mouse Team - 41.5 pts
11. Queens of the Harpies - 41.5 pts
13. I've Sold Insurance to Saskatoon, Regina, and Moose Jaw and by Gum It Put Them on the Map - 40 pts
14. Is This About My Cube? - 39.5 pts
14. Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? - 39.5 pts
16. The Froghurt is Also Cursed - 38 pts
17. Our Team is Not Communist. We May Be Liars, Pigs, Idiots, Communists, But We Are NOT Porn Stars - 37 pts
17. We Both Know This Team Has No Future... Prove Me Wrong, Kids. Prove Me Wrong. - 37 pts
19. My Team's Breath Smells Like Cat Food - 36.5 pts
19. The Joy of Cooking Milhouse - 36.5 pts
21. Lovematic Grampas - 36 pts
22. This Has Trivia In It. Trivis is a Fruit. - 35 pts
23. My Team is Also Named Bort - 34.5 pts
24. The Other Teams are Trying to Kill Us and the Toaster's Been Laughing at Us - 33.5 pts
24. You Mean You Can Win Trivia Without the Old Fork in the Eye? - 33.5 pts
26. There Are Two Kinds of People at The Hideout: Those Who Are Bad at Simpsons Trivia and Those Who Are Good at Simpsons Trivia. As Someone Who's Bad at Simpsons Trivia, It's My Duty to Give People Who Are Good at Simpsons Trivia a Hard Time! - 32.5 pts
27. Tempura Hatchbacks - 32 pts
28. Max Power - 30 pts
29. In Your Face, Space Coyote! - 26.5 pts
30. Flim Springfield - 26 pts
31. Dr. Nick Triviera - 25 pts
31. I Need the Hardest Trivia You Have. No, That's Too Hard. - 25 pts
33. Gladstone is Cut. Garrison, You're Gone. Cadillac, I Like Your Hustle. That's Why It Was So Hard to Cut You. - 21.5 pts
34. The Dank, The Dank! - 20 pts

Tuesday, October 1, 2019

September 30th, 2019 - Detroit





Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Categories: Springfield Elementary Faculty, Siblings
Episodes: Secrets of a Successful Marriage, Selma's Choice, In Marge We Trust
Winner: Radiation Dude

1. Radiation Dude - 42.50
2. Pin Pals (Girl's Weekend) - 35.00
3. I Was Saying Boo-urns - 27.00
4. Poochie Rulez! - 19.50