Tuesday, July 26, 2016

July 25th, 2016 - Detroit

Location: Park Bar
Episodes: Bart of Darkness, Bart Gets an Elephant, Homer vs the City of New York
Categories: Jebidiah Springfield, Comic Books
Winners: Candy Apple Island

1. Candy Apple Island - 43.5
2. The Goggles Do Nothing - 42
3. Globex Corp - 41
4. Smells Like a Steak, and Seats 35, Canyanero! - 35.5
5. Team Discovery Channel - 34.5
6. Sorry We're Late - 28.5

Sunday, July 24, 2016

July 23, 2016 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Flaming Moe's, Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk, I Married Marge
Categories: Lenny & Carl, I'm Bart Simpson, Who the Hell Are You? II
Winner: “What’s your reason for attending Simpsons Trivia?” “Don’t say revenge, don’t say revenge.” “Revenge?” “That’s it, I’m outta here!”

1. “What’s your reason for attending Simpsons Trivia?” “Don’t say revenge, don’t say revenge.” “Revenge?” “That’s it, I’m outta here!”, 44
2. Dear Dickens patrons, as I write this, I am very sad. Our trivia hosts, Adam and Ezra have been overthrown and REPLACE BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL. ALL HAIL KRULL AND HIS GLORIOUS REGIME! SINCERELY -TRIVIA TEAM., 43
3. Dickens was founded in 1942… by some guy. And Dickens isn’t called Dickens any more… it’s Bonerland 39.5
4. Ezra, yours is a butt that just won’t quit! They got these pretzels here… 5 dollars? Get out of here!, 37.5
5. The guy on the left is Mel Gibson. I don’t know who the other two are., 35
6. All in favour of the Springfield/Pervert bill, 34.5
7. Table 5, 32.5
8. The Wizards of Walnut Street, 26.5
9. Hello! That sounds like a pig fainting., 26
10. Milpools, 25.5
11. We're the Fastest, 22.5
12. Slack Jawed Yokels, 21
13. Kirk, we’re a family team, happy family. Maybe single people play trivia, we don’t know. Frankly we don’t want to know. It’s a market we can do without., 20
13. Queen of the Harpies, 20
13. Team Discovery Channel, 20
16. Moral Support, 19 
17. Ow! Pointy! Ah! Slimy! Agh! Moving! Aw, $20, I wanted a donut-flavoured beer. $20 can buy many donut-flavoured beers. Explain how! Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Woo hoo!, 18
18. SMRTeam smells like cat breath, 15.5
19. The Hansome Homers +3, 11
19. You don't win trivia with salad!, 11
21. Team Trambopoline, 6.5

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

July 18, 2016 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: George H.W. Bush, Drinks
Episodes: Homer the Heretic, Rosebud, Bart Gets an Elephant
Winners: Oh Neil, You Came and You Gave Us Some Questions, But We Sent You Ben Gay, Oh Seal, You Kissed Me and Stopped Me from Something

1. Oh Neil, You Came and You Gave Us Some Questions, But We Sent You Ben Gay, Oh Seal, You Kissed Me and Stopped Me from Something, 47 pts
2. Oh Neil, You Came and You Gave Us Some Questions, But We Sent You Ben Gay, Oh Andy, You Kissed Me and Stopped Me from Something, and I.. Uh Oh, 46.5 pts
3. The Violentest Team on Earth, 46 pts
4. Team-mour! Your friend "Neil" is Here!, 44 pts
5. The Team That's Surrounded by Arsonists and Kids with Mittens Pinned to their Jackets All Year Round, 36.5 pts
6. I Don't Like the Trivia at Pizzeria Serio. You Know, It's All Questions, Questions, Getcha In, Getcha Out, You Might Even Say… I Hate Simpsons Trivia!, 35 pts
7. Good News, Everyone! You Don't Have to Eat Pizza. I Made Enough Gazpacho for All! It's Tomato Soup Served Ice-Cold, 34.5 pts
7. Former President Ike Eisenhower (Let's Get Bizzay!), 34.5 pts
9. Dad, What's a Neil? Well, It's Not Quite a Nerd, It's Not Quite an Eel, But Man…, 34 pts
9. Woh, Settle Down There, Arsenty. Save Those Pipes for Simpsons Trivia, 34 pts
11. The Rand Corporation, in Conjunction with the Saucer People, Under the Supervision of the Reverse Vampires, 33 pts
11. I'm So Hungry I Could Eat at Pizzeria Serio, 33 pts
13. I Don't Know Our Team's Name, But We Held Up a Liquor Store Last Year, 32.5 pts
14. Just a Little Reminder, Neil, If I Find Out That You're Leaving Simpsons Trivia, Your Ass is Mine. Yes, You Heard Me, I Think Words I Would Never Say, 32 pts
14. Who Won? The Losers? No, They Lost…, 32 pts
16. Remember the Time Neil Ate My Goldfish and You Lied to Me and Said I Never Had Any Goldfish? Then Why'd I Have the Bowl, Neil? WHY Did I Have the Bowl?, 31 pts
16. A Practical Use for Geometry, 31 pts
18. The Dreaded Rear Admiral, 30 pts
19. Steve Sax's Run-in with the Law, 28 pts
19. The First Non-Brazilian Team to Travel Backward Through Time, 28 pts
19. Mr. Koogalabanza and Some Real Ugly Kid, 28 pts
22. Trivia Host Supermen Are Our Superiors, 26 pts
23. Hortense the Mule-Faced Doll, 24 pts
24. Robot Barfing Screws, 19.5 pts
25. We R So Smrt, 4 pts

Saturday, July 16, 2016

July 12th, 2016 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Ned Flanders, Cars
Episodes : Boy Scoutz in Da Hood, Kamp Krusty, Lisa's First Word
Winners : The Nelsons Feat. Chicken Necks?

1.  The Nelsons featuring Chicken Necks? - 45.5 pts
2.  Sex Cauldron - 44 pts
3.  The Deceitful Cows - 43 pts
4.  Pele is King of Simpsons Trivia. To Be King of Your Kitchen, Use Crestfield Wax Paper. - 40.5 pts
5.  Globex Corporation - 36 pts
6.  A Sex Farm For Sex Hookers - 35.5 pts
6.  The Team That Embodies Everything About Rock and Roll… Except the Music - 35.5 pts
8.  I Want to Yell Out Our Name, But I Just Can't Dang-Diddly-Do-Dang-Do-Don-Diddly-Darn Do It! - 35 pts
8.  What's the Cash Value on Those Winning Donuts? So I Report It On My Income Tax? - 35 pts
10. The Team That Sleeps Nude in an Oxygen Tent Which They Believe Gives Them Sexual Powers - 34.5 pts
11. Ham Ahoy! - 34 pts
12. Well, We Say Cheating is the Gift Man Gives Himself - 33.5 pts
13. The Floreda Gamblors - 32.5 pts
14. Now, Hold on Tight, as We Blast Through the Thrilling Highlights of Aviation History! Did Somebody Say "BOXKITES?" - 32 pts
15. Candy Boys - 31 pts
16. The Chazzwazzers - 29.5 pts
17. The Stupid Babies Who Need the Most Attention - 29 pts
17. We'll All Be Rich, Rich as Nazis - 29 pts
19. Krusty Luu Studios - 28.5 pts
19. We're So Desperately Lonely - 28.5 pts
21. TRAVIA. Now With Vitamin R - 28 pts
22. Schumann Farms Heads of Lettuce - 27.5 pts
22. The Bosom Chums of Nelson Muntz - 27.5 pts
24. Don Mattingly's Sideburns - 26 pts
25. Iron Helps Us Play! - 24.5 pts
25. The Lovematic Grandpas - 24.5 pts
27. The Frank "Grimey" Grimes Memorial Grave - 24 pts
28. No Kids, Three Money - 23.5 pts
28. The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down - 23.5 pts
28. The Leg-Up Program - 23.5 pts
31. Hooray For Everything! - 22pts
32. Dr. Nick Trivieras - 20pts
32. I'm Better Than Dirt! Well, Most Kinds of Dirt. Not That Fancy Store-Bought Dirt. I Can't Compete With That Stuff. - 20 pts
34. seulC… eht… taE t'noD… muggiW feihC - 18.5 pts
34. The Homer Sexuals - 18.5 pts
36. 64 Slices of American Cheese - 15.5 pts
37. Knifey Spooney - 15 pts
37. The Slack-Jawed Yokels - 15 pts
39. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless! - 11.5 pts
40. The Inanimate Carbon Roddz - 10.5 pts
41. The Inanimate Carbon Rods (In Rod We Trust) - 10 pts
42. Ja Rulez - 8.5 pts
43. Screw Flanders - 4.5 pts

Monday, July 11, 2016

July 5, 2016 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: Technical Difficulties
Round Theme:  Businesses in Springfield
Winner: Another Hot Beef Injection

1. Another Hot Beef Injection                                                   45
2. We're A Team!  It's Uter-Us, not Uter-You                        44.5
3. I'm A Stupid Moron With A Big Butt And An Ugly Face  43
And My Butt Smells And I LIke To Kiss My Own Butt
4. The Popes of Chilitown                                                   42.5
5. Municipal Roundtable                                                     39
6. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing A Towel             38.5
7. The Blurst Of Teams                                                       38
8. The Hojus                                                                        38
9. Here Come The Pretzels                                                 37
10. For-giv-en-ess Please                                                   35.5
11. I Know You Are, But What Am I? A Garbageman...     33
12. Bonerland Medical Association                                     32
13. Milpool____                                                                   30.5
14. No Homers Club                                                            29.5
15. Look Who's Oinking                                                       29
16. The Boogeyman or Boogeymen In The House             29
17. Powersaucers                                                               28.5
18. The Movementarians                                                    26.5
19. Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl                                      23.5
20. Shut Up, Becky!                                                            17

Monday, June 20, 2016

June 20, 2016 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Mr. Burns, Cartoons
Episodes: Kamp Krusty, Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk, Brother from Another Series
Winners: There Goes the Last Lingering Thread of Neil Arsenty's Heterosexuality

1. There Goes the Last Lingering Thread of Neil Arsenty's Heterosexuality, 49 pts
2. L'il Lightning and the Honor Rollers, 48 pts
2. So, I Says to Mabel, I Says… I'll Finish This Later. Hi Neil! Our Team Name is No Homers. Anyways, I Says to Mabel, I Says…, 48 pts
4. This Trivia Contest is a Well-Made Piece of Non-Claptrap that Never Makes Me Want to Wretch, 47.5 pts
5. Bosom, 46.5 pts
5. Our Team's Water Dish is Empty!, 46.5 pts
7. 2-entum and Jowwy, 45.5 pts
7. Talk About a Preachy Trivia! Everybody's a Sinner! ... Except for That Guy, 45.5 pts
9. Neil=White, Carl=Black, 45 pts
10. We Think We Hate Neil Arsenty! No, Wait, We Find Him Informative and Witty, 44.5 pts
11. Sure, We're a Sham Team, But We'll Be the Envy of Every Other Sham Team at Trivia, 44 pts
12. Gentlemen, Start Your Whacking!, 41.5 pts
13. Can't We Have One Night of Trivia That Doesn't End with Us Digging Up A Corpse?, 41 pts
14. Jazz Holes, 40.5 pts
15. Hortense, the Mule-Faced Team, 40 pts
16. Hey Neil, We Carved Our Team Name from a Bigger Team Name!, 39.5 pts
17. Commie-Nazis, 37 pts
17. Two Bad Neighbors, 37 pts
19. A Bee Bit My Bottom, Now My Bottom's Big!, 36 pts
20. Opposition to Prop 305, 35 pts
21. Little Pwagnattasgarmesettport, America's Scrod Bucket, 33 pts
22. Smuggled Vegetables: The E-Z Road to Success, 32 pts
23. Whale-Kissing, Dukakis-Hugging Moon Maidens, 27 pts
24. Pizzeria Serio Has Apparently Been Taken Over - “Conquered” If You Will - By a Master Race of Giant Simpsons Fans. It's Difficult to Tell from This Vantage Point Whether They Will Only Consume Pizza or Merely Enslave Neil. One Thing is for Certain, There's No Stopping Them!, 26.5 pts
25. The Home Wreckers, 25.5 pts
26. Stupid Neil Garbage Face, 25 pts
27. Gin and Jews, 24 pts
28. Sex Cauldron, 23 pts
29. Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky, 12.5 pts
30. Now I Have Two Owwies, 11 pts

Sunday, June 19, 2016

June 18, 2016 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Hurricane Neddy, El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer, The Springfield Files
Categories: Superintendent Chalmers, Mystery Round (Joes)
Winner: Team Discovery Channel

1. Team Discovery Channel, 49
2. Look at them all, through the darkness I’m bringing. They’re not sad at all, they’re actually triving! They triv without juicers; they triv without blenders; they triv without flungers, capdabblers and smendlers!, 45
3. Now, before I give you the cheque, one more question. Uh, this place Dickens you left just before the accident, this is a business of some kind? Don’t tell them you were doing Simpsons Trivia at a bar… but what else is open at night? It’s a pornography store. We were buying pornography., 43
4. …and that’s why I continue to oppose teen alcoholism in all its forms. Now are there any questions? Keeping in mind I already explained about my hair., 39.5
5. Ah… there nothing more exciting than trivia. You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down answers, paying attention. Trivia has it all., 37.5
6. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 37
6. Well, you know, fellas, I look at Trivia Night a lot like a baseball team. You all like baseball, don’t you? Yes, well, to have a successful baseball club you need teamwork. Not some hot-dog trivia hosts playing by their own rules!, 37
8. The darlings of the so-called city fathers who stroke their beards, cluck their tongues, and talk about “what’s to be done with this Simpsons trivia”?, 34
9. Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn’t you think this through? It was on the bestseller list for 18 months, every magazine cover, one of the most popular movies of all time, sir. What were you thinking? I mean… thank you, come again!, 33.5
9. Summer’s almost here; which kind of Simpsons trivia host do you like? The one that goes like this? pfft pfft pfft Or the one that goes like this? wooft wooft wooft, 33.5
11. Things aren’t as happy as they used to be down at the unemployment ofice. Joblessness is no longer just for Simpsons trivia hosts. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch., 32.5
12. It’s dignity. Don’t you know when you see it?, 29
13. The Girlindas, 9