Monday, August 18, 2014

August 18, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Bart Sells His Soul, Lisa’s Substitute, Much Apu About Nothing
Categories: Bill and Marty, Art
Winner: alt.nerd.obsessive

Final Standings:
alt.nerd.obsessive, 43 pts
2. The Team that Puts the “You” in “ImprYOUvement”, 42.5 pts
2. The Vassar “Let’s Crash the Rocket into the White House at Kill the President” Bashers, 42.5 pts
2. Vaporlock Awareness Association, 42.5 pts
5. The Team of Maximum Occupancy, 41 pts
6. Hugh Jass, 40.5 pts
6. They Said They Made the Team Themselves... from a Bigger Team, 40.5 pts
8. Capital Knockers, 39.5 pts
8. John Q. Driveway, 39.5 pts
10. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician, and a Statistician,  38 pts
10. Team Discovery Channel, 38 pts
12. Ooh, Trivia and Pizzeria Serio are a Dangerous Mix, 37.5 pts
13. A World Without Zinc, 37 pts
13. The Legend of the Dogfaced Woman, 37 pts
15. The Team from a Summer Place, from a Summer Place, It’s the Team from a Summer Place, It’s the Team, 36.5 pts
16. Professor VJ Cornucopia’s Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery, 35 pts
17. Loudmouth Malcontents, 34 pts
17. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers (gasp!), 34 pts
17. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 34 pts
20. Classroom After Classroom of Ugly, Ugly Children, 33.5 pts
21. WO__D_ F_IR, 33 pts
22. Five Lardos on Workman’s Comp, 32.5 pts
22. The Team that Likes Women that Take Their Clothes Off for Money, 32.5 pts
24. In this Team, We Obey the Laws of Thermodynamics, 31 pts
24. Nuts and Gum: Together at Last!, 31 pts
26. Are POO and ASS Taken?, 30 pts
26. Ozzie and the Straw, 30 pts
28. Coffee is for Closers, 29.5 pts
28. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, 29.5 pts
30. Impy and Chimpy, 29 pts
31. The Knifey Spoonies, 27.5 pts
32. Sex Cauldron? I Thought They Closed that Place Down!, 25 pts
32. The Crazy Old Man Singers, 25 pts
34. The Legitimate Businessmen’s Social Club, 24 pts
35. Worst Team Name Ever, 20 pts

Sunday, August 17, 2014

August 12, 2014 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar
Winner: Steamed Hams

Final Standings:
1. Steamed Hams, 46 pts
2. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 42.5 pts
3. Here Come The Pretzels, 42 pts
4. The Major Players Down At The Sewing Store, 40.5 pts
5. Team X, 40 pts
6. The Gay Robots from Star Wars, 39.5 pts
7. The Christ Punchers, 38.5 pts
8. Look Who’s Oinking, 33.5 pts
9. Pin Pals, 30 pts
10. The Danny Devito Devotees, 29 pts
11. Dental Plan/Lisa Needs Braces, 27.5 pts
12. Pray For Mojo, 27 pts
13. The Space Coyotes, 7.5 pts
14. McBain, 4 pts

August 12, 2014 - Toronto (4th anniversary edition)

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Lisa's Rival, You Only Move Twice, Cape Feare
Categories: Homer Simpson, Homer's Stupid Questions
Winner: None (exhibition game)

Team Names:
1. The Team Who Begged You To Look At Theirs First. Begged You!
2. My Name Is Zweig
3. This Team Must be Good. We Don't Need A Big Ad Or Even A Correct Score Sheet
4. Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Britany, Wesley, Rumour, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren Q-Bert, Phil
5. The Team That Learned Life Is One Crushing Defeat After Another Until You Wish Flanders Was Dead
6. The Leg-Up Program
7. Ken Griffey's Grotesquely Swollen Jaw
8. Herschel Krustofsky's Clown-Related Trivia Team
9. The Sound Sideshow Bob Makes When He Steps On A Rake
10. Curious George & The Ebola Virus
11. Gay For Moleman
12. Our Team Don't Do Well Beer Without
13. Ralph, Jesus Did Not Have Wheels
14. Quik-E-Mart Gougers
15. Nothing Can Possib-lye Go Wrong
16. The Iron Yuppies
17. Fingers Too Fat
18. Iron Helps Us Play!
19. The Whitey-Whackers
20. Badger My Ass, It's Probably Milhouse
21. Hired Goons!!!
22. Probably Missin' Your Old Glasses
23. Man Alive, There Are Men Alive In Here!
24. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampires
25. That's Leprosy For You!
26. Please Alter Our Pants As Fashion Dictates
27. Local Team Loses Pants, Life
28. The Darlings of The So-Called "City Fathers"
29. Born To Runner-Up
30. Itchy & Scratchy Tiiime
31. Hi! I'm Big Butt Skinner
32. The Ya-Hoo Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band
33. Gudger College Dropouts
34. There's Your Answer, Fishbulb35. Bonjourrrr, You Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys
36. Discovery Channel
37. Disapointment
38. The Itchy Lot
39. Hark To The Tale Of Nelson And The Team He Loved So Dear
40. Damn Hell Ass Kings
41. 64 Slices Of American Cheese
42. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks Who Ever Sucked...Diorama
43. WOO HOO Trivia T.O. Is Gonna Give Me Something Stupid!
44. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts
45. Our Team Will Be Deep In The Cold, Cold Ground Before We Recognize Missourah!
46. This Team Is Hatless, I Repeat, Hatless
47. Sex Cauldron
48. Especially Lisa, But Especially Bart
49. Prayers 4 Mojo
50. Starland Vocal Band
51. Homer Team Cares Not For Beans!
52. The Nelsons Featuring Sherri But Not Terri
53. Jeremy's Iron
54. Only Turkeys Have Left Wings
55. It's Not Magagie's Birthday?
56. Fourth Reich Motors
57. Added Extra Clap. This Team Is Not College Material
58. Trivia Is Boring. Talk About The Dolly!
59. Don't You Hate Pants?
60. Family. Religion. Friendship. These Are The Three Demons You Must Slay If You Wish To Succeed In Trivia
61. The Team That's Really A Peninsula
62. We Won! We Won! But Um, Unfortunately, Because We Bet On The Nelsons, We Won't Be Going Out For Pizza

Friday, August 8, 2014

August 7, 2014 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Mr. Burns; Lies, Excuses, and Alibis
Episodes: Bart's Comet, Lisa's Pony, Homer's Triple Bypass
Winner: You Don't Have to Yell, Dan, We're All Around You

Final Standings:

1. You Don't Have to Yell Dan, We're All Around You, 47 pts
2. The Greatest Hemisphere on Earth... The Western Hemisphere!, 45.5 pts
3. The Spaceology Department at the Correspondence College of Tampa, 45 pts
3. A More Alarmist Team Name Would Be The Kill-Bot Factory, 45 pts
5. The New Shebangs, Featuring Big Timmy, 44 pts
6. That Drunken Posse, 43.5 pts
7. Someone's Attractive Cousins, 43 pts
8. Warren, Melvin, Gary, Dot, Gordy, 42.5 pts
9. The Neglectorinos, 41 pts
10. Cirrhosis of the Liver... Liver... Liver!, 40.5 pts
11. Raisin Roundies, 35.5 pts
12. The Team That Got More Gongs than the Break-Dancing Robot Who Caught On Fire, 34.5 pts
13. Stupid Teams Need The Most Attention, 34 pts
14. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, 33 pts
15. The Team of Purification Is At Hand, 32.5 pts
16. Where Are My Kudos?, 31.5 pts
17. Knight Boat, 31 pts
17. This Team Must Be Good. They Don't Need A Lot of Players, Or Even Correct Spelling, 31 pts
19. Flancrest Enterprises, 30.5 pts
20. Fishbulbs, 30 pts
20. Hortense the Mule-Faced Team, 30 pts
22. The Team That's More Important Than Coal, 29.5 pts
23. Rowdy Roddy Peepers (1), 29 pts
24. Compu Global Hyper Mega Net, 28 pts
24. "Sarah" and the Walking Trio, 28 pts
26. Live From the Famous Brown Sand of Public Beach Delaware It's the Live Nationals of Sand Castle Building... Preview, 27 pts
26. Honk If You're Horny, 27 pts
28. Pressed Peanut Sweepings, 26.5 pts
28. Lousy Two Legged Pants, 26.5 pts
30. Why! Must I Fail! At Every Attempt at Masonry!, 25.5 pts
31. Supernintendo Chalmers, 25 pts
32. Discovery Channel, 24.5 pts
33. Shave Off Those Sideburns, 24 pts
34. What Was I Laughing About Again? Oh Yes, That Crippled Irishman!, 22.5 pts
35. Rowdy Roddy Peepers (2), 20 pts
36. Thrillhouse (THRILLHO), 19 pts
37. Let's None of Us Have a Cow, 18.5 pts
38. We Like Roy!, 14 pts
39. Missus Bouvier! Missus Bouvier! Missus Bouvier!, 12.5 pts
40. I Need The Biggest Seed Bell You Have.... No, That's Too Big., 9.5 pts
41. Mama's Pryin' Bar, 7.5 pts
42. I Like Futurama Better, 7 pts
42. Where's My Elephant?, 7 pts
44. Mendez and McGuinnes, 5 pts
45. Johnny Fooseball, 2 pts

Thursday, July 24, 2014

July 21, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: A Star is Burns, Radioactive Man, Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
Categories: Kent Brockman, Books
Winner: What? It’s Not Magaggie’s Birthday?

Final Standings:
What? It’s Not Magaggie’s Birthday?, 47 pts
2. The Great Pig Scare of ’87, 46 pts
3. The Rand Corporation in Conjuction With the Saucer People under the Supervision of the Reverse Vampires, 45.5 pts
4. This Team is Also Named Bort, 45 pts
4. alt.nerd.obsessive, 45 pts
6. Semper Fudge, 44 pts
7. Garfunkel, Messina, Oates, and Lisa, 43 pts
7. The Rumpy Doppelgangers, 43 pts
9. Mumu and the Big, Fat Dynamos, 41.5 pts
10. Union Rule 26: This Team Must Win Trivia at Least Once Regardless of Gross Incompetence, Obesity or Rank Odor, 41 pts
11. Going Bowling, Not Back, Avenge Deaths, 39.5 pts
11. Ken Griffey’s Grotesquely Swollen Jaw, 39.5 pts
13. Level 5 Vegans Who Also Pocket Mulch, 37 pts
13. 4 Comely Lasses of Virtue True, 37 pts
15. Marzipan Joy Joys, 36.5 pts
16. Bort, 35.5 pts
17. The Smugglers of Pirate Cove, 35 pts
18. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Alumni Association, 34.5 pts
19. You Have 10 Minutes to Move Your Cube, 33 pts
19. No Deal, McCutcheon! That Moon Money is Mine!, 33 pts
21. Crab Juice, 32.5 pts
21. Legitimate Businessman’s Social Club, 32.5 pts
23. Spin the Middle Side Topwise, 30.5 pts
24. Professor VJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Food Magorium and Great American Steakery, 28 pts
25. Be Sharps , 27.5 pts
26. You Don’t Win Simpsons Trivia with Salad, 27 pts
27. Our Team Can't Go Very Fast or Very Far and If You Drive Us, People Will Think You're Gay, 26 pts
27. St. Sebastian’s School for Wicked Girls, 26 pts
29. Sex Cauldron!?, 25 pts
30. The Thompsons, 24 pts
31. Prune Tracy, 22.5 pts
32. You’re Interferon with Our Good Times, 22 pts
33. Kiss My Asphalt, 21 pts
34. My Children Need Wine!!, 14 pts
35. Seaweed Sharks, 13 pts
36. Bonestorm, 9 pts
37. Jeebus, 6.5

Friday, July 18, 2014

July 10, 2014 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Milhouse, Holidays
Episodes: El Viaje Mysterioso de Nuestro Homer, Lisa's Date With Density, Lemon Of Troy
Winner: Okay, Here's How It Goes: Jarrod's The Leader, Dave's The Loyal Sidekick, Lars Is The Tough Guy, Oren Is The Smart Guy, And John's The Quiet Religious Guy Who Ends Up Going Crazy

Final Standings: 1. Okay, Here's How It Goes: Jarrod's The Leader, Dave's The Loyal Sidekick, Lars Is The Tough Guy, Oren Is The Smart Guy, And John's The Quiet Religious Guy Who Ends Up Going Crazy, 49 pts
2. Doesn't This Team Know Any Songs That Aren't Commericals?, 48 pts
3. Hey, That Bug Looks Like Dan. Let's Squish Him! Okay, 44.5 pts
4. The Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths And When They Bark, They Shoot Bees At You, 44 pts
4. Like, You Know, Whatever, 44 pts
4. What'shisname And Whosit And That Guy, Always Wore A Shirt?, 44 pts
7. History's Greatest Monster, 43 pts
8. Fill Me (With Answers), 42 pts
9. Local Team Loses Pants, Life, 40.5 pts
10. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 40 pts
11. We Only Do Trivia In Bar Form, 39.5 pts
12. Kruddle, 38 pts
13. Our Trivia Host's Name Is Dan? I've Been Calling Him Crandall!, 36.5 pts
14. The Cursed Handsome Devils, 36 pts
15. Sneed's Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck's), 34.5 pts
16. Some Illegal Fireworks And One Of Those Disposable Enemas, 32 pts
17. Where's The Money? When Are You Going To Get The Money? Why Aren't You Getting It Right Now? And So On, So Please: The Money, 30.5 pts
18. Respected Private Citizen Tom Landry, 30 pts
19. Armin Tanzarian's Reign of Terror, 29.5 pts
20. The Municipal House Of Pancakes, 28 pts
21. Don't Call Our Team Mr. Scorpion, It's Mr. Scorpio, But Don't Call Us That Either, 25.5 pts
22. L'il Bastard Trivia Kit, 15 pts
23. Worker & Parasite, 12.5 pts
24. Gotta Go, My Damn Wiener Kids Are Listening, 10 pts
24. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 10 pts

July 8, 2014 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Categories: Bill & Marty, Crimes & Punishments
Episodes: Homer At The Bat, 22 Short Films About Springfield, Bart Of Darkness
Winner: This Team Used To Rock And Roll All Nite And Party Every Day. Then It Was Every Other Day. Now We're Lucky To Find Half An Hour A Week In Which To Get Funky

Final Standings:
1. This Team Used To Rock And Roll All Nite And Party Every Day. Then It Was Every Other Day. Now We're Lucky To Find Half An Hour A Week In Which To Get Funky, 44 pts
2. The Nelsons featuring Frabulous, Grabulous, Zip-Zoop-Zabulous Team, 44 pts
3. Sabruddin Mahbaradad's Trivia Party!, 43.5 pts

4. "Oh, Simpsons Trivia, That's Cool" "Are You Being Sarcastic, Dude?" "I Don't Even Know Anymore", 42 pts
5. The Team That's Gonna Use Your Tongue to Paint Our Boat, 40.5 pts
6. Bear Patrol, 39.5 pts
6. Moleman in the Morning (Good Moleman to You), 39.5 pts
6. Sex Cauldron, 39.5 pts
9. There is Someone Among Us With a Guilty Conscience. After Much Soul-Searching, I Decided It Would Be Wrong of Me To Name Names, But I Urge That Guilty Person, Here, Under the Eyes of God, to Confess and Save Yourself From the Torment of Your Own Personal Hell! Oh, What the Hell, It Was Chris Brazeau!!, 38.5 pts
10. The Team That Put a Pinch of Sage in Our Boots, And All Day Long A Spicy Scent is Our Reward, 37.5 pts
11. Baby… Baby… Lemon, 37 pts
11. Monstromart: Where Shopping is a Baffling Ordeal, 37 pts
11. Parade to Distract Joyless Citizenry, 37 pts
14. The Knifey Spooneys, 36.5 pts
15. Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll, 36 pts
15. Monsters of Poetry, 36 pts
15. We're Here For Microwave Cookery. No Wait, Coping With Senility, 36 pts
18. University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol, 35.5 pts
19. Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the Three Demons You Must Slay if You Wish to Succeed At Trivia, 35 pts
20. Allied Biscuit, 34.5 pts
20. Armin's Frozen Peas, 34.5 pts
22. Our Team is Kinda Like Jesus, But Not in a Sacriligious Way, 34 pts
22. The Party Posse, 34 pts
22. The Rand Corporation, in Conjunction with the Saucer People, Under the Supervision of the Reverse Vampires, 34 pts
25. My Team's a Box, Damn You! A Box!!!, 33 pts
25. The Paddling of the Swollen Ass (With Paddles), 33 pts
27. Snack-Related Mishap, 32.5 pts
27. Tartar Control Duff, 32.5 pts
29. Queen of the Harpies, 31.5 pts
29. Whoa… I Have Mustard, 31.5 pts
31. Twelve Yards Long & Two Miles Wide, 30.5 pts
32. The Team That Tastes Like a Peanut When You Kiss It, 30 pts
33. Mr. Kookalamanza and Some Real-a Ugly Kid, 29.5 pts
34. Attention Everyone! The Punch Has Been Spiked! But Don't Worry, Your Parents Have Been Called and Will Be Here To Pick You Up!, 28.5 pts
35. Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp, 26.5 pts
35. Oh Chris, I'd Be Lying if I Said My Team Wasn't Committing Crimes, 26.5 pts
37. Skincare Consultant Rowena, 26 pts
38. Hey, Und Dummkopf! Watch Out For The World Cup Trophy In My Trunk!, 25.5 pts
39. The Wild Katz, 25 pts
40. Cesspool on the Potomac, 24 pts
40. Hot Beef Injection, 24 pts
40. This Team is a Part of Us All! A Part of Us All! A Part of Us All!, 24 pts
43. DARRRRRRYL!, 23.5 pts
44. Standing on Their Hing Legs Like a Bunch of Rory Calhouns, 22 pts
45. The Bouvier Twins, 21.5 pts
46. Team Germany: Not All Smiles and Sunshine, 20.5 pts
46. The Jive Turkeys, 20.5 pts
48. The Bang Bang Barts, 19.5 pts
49. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 19 pts
50. Stoner's Pot Palace, 15.5 pts
51. I Think This Team's Name is Mother Shabooboo Now, 15 pts
51. The Cowabungholes, 15 pts
53. Zissou, 11 pts
54. Poison… Poison… Tasty Fish!, 10.5 pts
55. Skittle-Brau, 9.5 pts
56. Gudger College Dropouts, 6.5 pts
56. OTM SHANK, 6.5 pts
58. Everything's Coming Up Milhouse!, 4.5 pts