Wednesday, December 17, 2014

December 15th, 2014 - Vancouver

Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf
Episodes: Homer the Heretic, Lisa on Ice, Marge Be Not Proud King-Size Homer (technical difficulties) 
Categories: Professor Frink, Springfield Shopper Headlines
Winner: Of course you'll have a bad impression of this team if you only focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s

Final Standings:
1. Of course you'll have a bad impression of this team if you only focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s 39.5 pts
2. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt 38 pts
3. This team has been upgraded from a winter wonderland to a class 3 kill storm! 38 
4. The Denver Broncos 38 
5. I think the team is called "the bus that couldn't slow down" 37 
6. We're so hungry we could eat at Arby's 35 
7. Galaxy of Prawns 34 
8. KBBL is gonna give me something stupid 34 
9. Hello Mr. Thompson 33 
10. The Hammock District 31 
11. Christmas Ape & Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp 30 
12. Team If we wanted Smoke blown up our add we'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose 34.5 
13. Simpsons Christmas Boogie 24.5 
14. The I Didn't Do It Dancers 24 
15. Curse the man who invented Helium…! Curse Pierre Jules Ceasar Janssen 24 
16. Sex Cauldron 21 
17. Jeff Goldblum's Illegitimate Children 19 
18. Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos 18
19. Santos L. Halper 14 
20. In the Arms of Ganesh 12 

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

December 9th, 2014-Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Lisa on Ice, Marge Be Not Proud, Behind the Laughter
Categories: Lionel Hutz, Products!Consume!!!
Winners: Sex Cauldron

1. Sex Cauldron, 46pts
2. Filthy, but Genuinely Arousing!, 45.5 pts
3. Tis a Fine Team Name, But Sure Tis No Pool English, 43.5 pts
4. Globex Corporation, 39.5 pts
5. The Nelsons? Who Are The Nelsons? Our Team Name is "Guy Incognito"., 38.5 pts
5. Uhh, This Little Team Writes Mysteries Under the Name J.D. McGregor, 38.5 pts
7. Hooray For Everything, 37.5 pts
7. Johnny Unitas, 37.5 pts
9. The Rand Corporation, in Conjunction with the Saucer People, Under the Supervision of the Reverse Vampires, 37 pts
9. Well Sir, This Team Steps In Front of Cars and Sues the Drivers, 37 pts
11. The Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three, 36 pts
12. Silence! We Are Travellers From a Certain Nearby Ringed Planet We Prefer Not To Mention, 34 pts
12.The Team That Only Came Here to Get Directions on How To Get Away From Here, 34 pts
14. Aaronson and Zyckowski, 33pts
14. The Team That's Better Than Dirt. But Not That Fancy Store Bought Dirt. We Can't Compete With That Stuff. 33pts
16.Lousy Smarch Weather, 32.5pts
17. The Sickos at Modern Bride Magazine, 32 pts
18. I Will Always Be True. Spend My Days Pitching Woo To You. And I Love You Too. I Am You and You are You. Oh You and Me Together You Can See, 31 pts
18. The Team That Prefers the Hands On Touch You Only Get From Hired Goons, 31 pts
18. This Team Doesn't Like Sitting Outside. For One Thing, There are Too Many Fat Children., 31 pts
21. Habitat For Huge Manitees, 30 pts
21. The North Haverbrook Wildcats, 30 pts
23. Dasher, Daner, Prancer, Nixon. Comet, Cupid, Donna Dixon?, 29 pts
24. Five Dollars!? Get Outta Here., 28.5 pts
25. Human Horn, 28 pts
25. The Sukiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 28 pts
25. When is This Team Going to Get to the Fireworks Factory?, 28 pts
28. Born To Runner Up, 27.5 pts
28. THRILLHO, 27.5 pts
30. Our Team Engaged in Intercourse With Your Spouse or Significant Other. Now THAT'S Trivia!, 27 pts
31. The Teamed Hams, 26.5 pts
32. House of Lies, 26 pts
33. The "I Didn't Do It" Dancers, 25.5 pts
33. The Impson Family, 25.5 pts
35. A Single Plum, Floating in Perfume, Served in a Man's Hat, 25 pts
35. My Team's a Box, Damn You! A Box!!!, 25 pts
37. Donderlingers, 24 pts
37. Somebody's Attractive Cousin, 24 pts
39. Disgruntled Goats, 23.5 pts
40. Hungry Hungry Homer & Paint Drinking Pete, 23 pts
41. Team Discovery Channel, 22.5 pts
42. Go! Go! Go! Pee! Pee! Pee!, 21.5 pts
43. Cows Don't Look Like Cows on Film. You Gotta Use Horses., 20.5 pts
44. Lionel Hutz AKA Miguel Sanchez, 19.5 pts
45. I Would Die a Happy Man if I Could Prove To You That Homer Simpson Has The Intelligence of a Six Year Old, 17.5 pts
46. Friends of Funzo, 17 pts
47. Nuke the Whales, 16 pts
48. Project Badass, 15 pts
49. It's Cold And There Are Wolves After Us. 13 pts
50. The Hammock District on 3rd, 11 pts
51. Everything is Coming Up Milhouse featuring Floodpants, 6.5 pts
52. We're Here! We're Queer! We Don't Want Any More Bears!, 3.5 pts

Monday, December 8, 2014

December 8, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Simpsons Roasting On an Open Fire, Miracle On Evergreen Terrace, Marge Be Not Proud
Categories: Groundskeeper Willie, Businesses
Winner: I Would Be Terribly Embarrassed If I Were That Team’s Mother

1. I Would Be Terribly Embarrassed If I Were That Team’s Mother, 44.5 pts
2. Sack of Doorknobs, 44 pts
3. Tromboner Jams '03, 43.5 pts
3. This Team Fell Off The Jungle Gym and When We Woke Up, We Were Here, 43.5 pts
5. Das Trivia Team Ist Ein Nuisance Team!, 41 pts
6. The Next Three Teams Will Receive Tickets to Supertramp! 40.5 pts
6. The Team Who Stole Christmas from 1981-1985, 40.5 pts
8. A Merry Christmas, A Happy Chanukkah, A Kwazy Kwanzaa, A Tip-top Tet and A Solemn, Dignified Ramadan, 40 pts
9. Discount Lion Safari, 39.5 pts
9. No Loud Guys Club (We Can Have One), 39.5 pts
11. ¡Tee-aam, Con Un Corazon De Perro!, 39 pts
12. Vaseline On Toast, 38 pts
12. A Few Prawns Short of a Galaxy, 38 pts
12. Well, If Loving Trivia is Lame, Then I Guess I'm Just a Big Lame, 38 pts
15. Cat in the Furnace, 37.5 pts
16. We Wouldn't Have Thought We Could Put a Price on Neil Arsenty's Life, But Here We Are, 37 pts
16. Underage Kids Drinking Beer Without a Permit, 37 pts
18. Worker and Parasite, 36.5 pts
18. If TV Has Taught Me Anything, It's That Miracles Always Happen To Poor Teams On Christmas.  It Happened To Team Discovery Channel.  It Happened To The Vassar Bashers.  It Happened To alt.nerd.obsessive and It's Going To Happen To Us!, 36.5 pts
20. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, 36 pts
21. Gary Coleman Talking Into a Disconnected Phone, 35.5 pts
21. Escalators to Nowhere, 35.5 pts
23. This Team, Unlike Most Teams, Has the World's Largest Cubic Zirconia On Their Coffee Table, 34.5 pts
23. Remember That Time Simpsons Trivia Wasn't So Crowded... Team Family Guy Does, 34.5 pts
23. Little Bart...Little Lisa...Little Marge...and the Rest, 34.5 pts
26. Our Pants Are Chafing Us, 34 pts
26. Les Wynan for the Alcoholic, Unemployable, Angry Loners, 34 pts
28. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 33 pts
29. Nuke the Whales, 32.5 pts
30. Especially Lisa, But Especially Bart, 31.5 pts
31. Don Mattingly's Sideburns, 30.5 pts
32. Do Not Touch -Willie, 30 pts
33. Cletus, Cousin Merle and Big Hungry Joe, 28.5 pts
33. Oh, I Don't Know, Let's Say… Moe, 28.5 pts
35. Joe's Taxidermy: You Snuff 'Em, We Stuff 'Em, 28 pts
36. I Turned Out TV, 27.5 pts
37. I Thought He Was A Party Robot, 27 pts
38. Crandall #1, 26 pts
39. In The Middle of a Fun Run!, 24.5 pts
40. Opera Dogs, 24 pts
41. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 23 pts
42. International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs and Nuclear Technicians, 22.5 pts
43. The Hypothetical Z-Axis, 17.5 pts
44. Bill Clinton and Bob Dole, 17 pts
45. THRILLHO, 17 pts
46. Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds, 10 pts

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

December 2, 2014 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: Lisa on Ice, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace, King of the Hill
Character Spotlight: Chief Wiggum
Winner: Steamed Hams

Final Standings:
1. Steamed Hams                                                                         48.5
2. Compuglobalhypermeganet                                                  45.5
3. Nachos - Flanders Style (aka Stupid Trivia Hosts...)    44
4. The Christ Punchers                                                               42
5. The Major Players Down At The Sewing Store               41
6. You'll Have to Speak Up, I'm Wearing a Towel              38.5
7. Potassium Benzoate                                                               37.5
8. The Dreaded Rear Admirals                                                 33.5
9. Here Come the Pretzels                                                          33
10. Single People DO Eat Crackers                                          30
11. Look Who's Oinking                                                             30
12. Mattingly's Sideburns                                                           29.5
13. Wildcats                                                                                    28.5
14. Mediocre Presidents                                                              28.5
15. Evergreen Terrorists                                                              28.5
16. The Denver Broncos                                                              26.5
17. The Flying Hellfish                                                                23.5
18. Vera Said That?                                                                      20
19. Steven Fleming                                                                        20
20. Just Hook It To My Veins                                                    16.5
21. Moneyshots                                                                              16
22. Is it About My Cube?                                                              14
23. Team Discovery Channel                                                     13.5

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

November 24th, 2014 - Vancouver

Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf
Episodes: Deep Space Homer, Marge on the Lam, Homer's Phobia
Categories: Troy McClure, Politics
Winner: Eat Up Martha

Final Standings:
1. Eat up Martha 45 pts
2. Team of the Harpies! 39 pts
3. The 9th bearded infantry 35.5 pts
4. Rowdy Roddy Peepers 35 pts
5. Team Slender Vittles 33 pts
6. Tis' a fine trivia team, but sure tis' no pool, English. 33 pts
7. The Denver Broncos 33 pts
8. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel 32 pts
9. Ben Control 32 pts
10. Handsome Aaron Groening + 1 31 pts
11. Warren! Melvin! Gary! Dot! Gordie! 29.5 pts
12. This one team seems to love the speedo man! 29 pts
13. Sisters are doin it for themselves 28 pts
14. Albany Steamed Hams 26 pts15. Milpool 24 pts
16. Jim Nabors is way cool 23 pts
17. The Triple Bypass 20.5 pts
18. M.C. Safety and the Caution Crew 20 pts
19. Dental Plan 18.5 pts

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

November 11th, 2014-Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish, Trash of the Titans, Sideshow Bob Roberts
Categories: Sideshow Bob, Politics
Winner: The Nelsons Feat. The Team Who's Breath Reeks of Beer and Pretzelled Bread

1. The Nelsons Feat. The Team Who's Breath Reeks of Beer and Pretzelled Bread 48.5 pts
2. Sex Cauldron 48 pts
3. The First NON-Brazilian Team to Win Simpsons Trivia 45 pts
4. Chris, When You Participate in Simpsons Trivia, It's Not Whether You Win or Lose, It's How Drunk You Get 43.5 pts
5. The Starting Lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers 41 pts
6. We're the Stupid Morons with Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell and We Like to Kiss Our Own Butts 40.5 pts
7. This Team Name Has Been Replaced by the Benevolent General Krull. All Hail Krull. Sincerely, Little Team. 40 pts
8. All the Kids in the Cadillac Lounge are SOBs 39 pts
9. This Elusive Team Continues to Thumb Their Noses at the Authorities. Swagging About in Garish New Hats, They Seem to Say, "Look At Us, Chris Brazeau, We Have New Hats!" 38.5 pts
10. The Hired Goons Named Rory Calhouns 38 pts
11. Simpsons Trivia is a Sham! It Was Originally Conceived in 1922 as an Excuse to Beat Up on the Irish 37.5 pts
12. Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the 3 Demons You Must Slay if You Wish To Succeed In Trivia. 37 pts
13. The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence 34.5 pts
14. The Head Bee Guys 34 ots
14. Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great Frisco Freakout 34 pts
16. Don't Touch Willy (Good Advice) 33.5 pts
16. I'm On-A-Rolla-Gay 33.5 pts
18. Can I Borrow a Team Name? 32 pts
19. Nobody Snuggles With This Team; You Strap Yourself In and Feel the G's 31.5 pts
20. The Year Was 1968… 31 pts
21. Krusty's Personal Swabs 30.5 pts
21. The Team That Pities the Fool Who Don't Phone Home 30.5 pts
23. Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You Know What 29.5 pts
23. Sit Perfectly Still. Only WE May Dance 29.5 pts
25. The Coffee Flavored Beverines 29 pts
26. Wang Computers 27 pts
26. Man Alive! There are Men Alive in Here. 27 pts
28. The Contrabulous Faptraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel 26 pts
29. Well, We're Not Quite a Mop, and We're Not Quite a Puppet, but Man! (laughter) So To Answer Your Question, We Don't Know... 24.5 pts
29. Open Faced Club Sand Wedge 24.5 pts
31. The "Flying" Hellfish 24 pts
31. The Ol' Sugar Me Do 24 pts
33. The Team Name That Gets Slightly Less Funny Every Time You Hear It 23.5 pts
33. The B Sharps feat. The No Homers 23,5 pts
35. We're Better Than Dirt. Well, Most Kinds of Dirt. Not That Fancy Store-Bought Dirt. We Can't Compete With That Stuff. 23 pts
35. Handsome Homer Simpson +3 (Give or Take) 23 pts
35. Bring Back Conan 23 pts
35. Remember When We Went to Simpsons Trivia and We Forgot How to Drive? 23 pts
39. Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages 22.5 pts
39. A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name 22.5 pts
41. Frank Grimes Minor in Determination Scholars 21.5 pts
42. Damn Hell Ass Kings 21 pts
43. The Globex Corporation 20 pts
44. The Former Gophers 19 pts
45. The Neglectorinos 18.5 pts
45. Yvan Eht Nioj 18.5 pts
47. CompuHyperGlobalMegaNet 18 pts
47. I'm a Stupid Moron With an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt 18 pts
47. Planet Express 18 pts
47. Where's My Burrito? 18pts
51. Nuke-ular. It's Pronounced Nuke-ular. 17 pts
52. Purple Monkey Dishwasher 16.5 pts
53. Hark to the Tale of Nelson and the Team He Loved So Dear 16 pts
53. Put It In H! 16 pts
55. Flamin' Hoes 14 pts
55. Ippy and Dippy 14 pts
57. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team 12 pts
57. Allied Biscuit 12 pts
59. Marge! The Doll is Trying to Kill Me and the Toaster's Been Laughing At Me 10 pts
60. Sometimes I Think You WANT To Fail 9 pts
60. The United Steel Workers of America 9 pts
62. Santa's Little Helpers 7.5 pts
63. SMRT 5.5 pts
64. Purple Drapes 3.5 pts

Monday, November 17, 2014

November 17, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Bart vs. Thanksgiving, Burn, Baby Burns, Homer Goes to College
Categories: Ned Flanders, Advice and Lessons
Winner: Our Team is Easily the Equal of William Dawes or Even Samuel Otis

1. Our Team is Easily the Equal of William Dawes or Even Samuel Otis, 48 pts
2. That Neil Arsenty, Well-Read and Just a Little Bit Wild, If Only Someone Could Tame Him, 47.5 pts
3. A Thin Stew Made of Fish, Vegetables, Prawns, Coconut Milk and Four Kinds of Rice, 46.5 pts
4. Das Trivia Team Is Ein Nuisance Team, 45 pts
5. Brownest of the Brown Liquors, 44 pts
5. Touch A Butt, Go to Jail, 44 pts
7. Y6le, 43.5 pts
8. Can I Have the Keys to the Car, Lover? I Want to Change Teams, 43 pts
9. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician and a Statisician, 42.5 pts
9. This Old Team, She Ain't What She Used to Be, Ain't What She Used to Be, Ain't What She Used to Be, 42.5 pts
11. Damn Wiener Kids, 42 pts
12. Smooth Jimmy Apollo's Lock of the Week, 41.5 pts
13. Team Discovery Channel, 41 pts
14. Dear Neil, Our Team Has Been Overthrown and Replaced By the Benevolent General Krull. All Hail Krull and His Glorious New Regime. Sincerely, Little Girl, 40.5 pts
15. The Springfield 9th Bearded Infantry, 40 pts
15. Underaged Kids Drinking Beer Without a Permit, 40 pts
17. Byron, Rob and a Little Green Spaceman Named Osmodiar That Only Homer Can See, 39.5 pts
17. Shine-O Ball-O, 39.5 pts
19. No, What Our Team Has a Romantic Abnormality, One So Unbelievable That It Must Be Hidden From the Public at All Costs, 37.5 pts
20. Hey, That Team Looks Like Princess Di! Aw, Wait, It's Just a Pile of Rags, 37 pts
21. Let's Bee Friends, 36.5 pts
22. Behold the Ravages of Age, 35 pts
22. Company L, 35 pts
22. Too Many Grandmas, 35 pts
25. Hooray for Everything!, 34.5 pts
26. We Are the Lizard Team!, 34 pts
27. The Seat Moisteners from Sector 7G, 33 pts
28. Pure West, 32.5 pts
28. The Smaller Apes of Candy Apple Island, 32.5 pts
30. Stupid Sexy Flanders, 31.5 pts
31. Sandal Wearing Goldfish Tenders, 31 pts
31. Speedway Squad (In Color), 31 pts
31. Thank You Lord for this Bountiful PENIS, 31 pts
34. Do Not Touch Willy, 30 pts
35. William Faulkner's Pipe Gags, 29.5 pts
36. The Pöpli Kids (I Just Hate Them So Much), 29 pts
37. Lisa Needs Braces, 27 pts
38. Vassar Girlhood Dreams, 26 pts
39. Cranberry Sauce a la Bart, 25.5 pts
40. Gotta Nuke Something, 21.5 pts
41. One Team, No Ducks, 18 pts
42. Team Gorgeous/Team Presentable/Team Gruesome/Team Moe, 16.5 pts
43. America's 17th Line of Defense Between the Mississippi National Guard and the League of Women Voters, 15.5 pts
44. Christ Punchers, 11.5 pts
45. Pin Pals, 2.5 pts