Saturday, January 11, 2020

January 8th , 2020 - Toronto


Location : The Hideout
Categories : Agnes Skinner, Birthdays!
Episodes : Mayored To The Mob, Homer The Vigilante, Bart After Dark
Winners : Our Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless!
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence: This is the Moment We've Feared People. Many of You Thought It Would Never Happen But I Insisted We Spend Two Hours Every Morning Training For It. You All Thought I Was Mad. Many of You Requested to be Transferred to Another Trivia Event. But Now We...

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

Follow us @woohootriviaTO to enter our Twitter contest the day before trivia!




1. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless! - 48 pts
2. What Kind of Stupid Wiener Team Name is #1? - 45.5 pts
3. Miscellaneous, Etc. - 44 pts
4. It Was the Most We Ever Threw Up, and it Changed Simpsons Trivia Forever - 43.5 pts
5. Your Teenage Son or Daughter Will Think Our Team Name is Very Cool - 41.5 pts
6. Sex Cauldron - 40.5 pts
7. Smithers, It's Almost Gametime. Where the Devil are My Ringers? Sir, Matt Smith May Not Live Through the Night, Chris Blackwell is Looking at 6 Consecutive Life Sentences, and Tischa Singh Seems to Have Vanished Off the Face of the Earth - 40 pts
7. That Ayatollah Thinks He's Better Than Simpsons Trivia! Is He Right? - 40 pts
9. Stupid Trivia Teams Need the Most Attention - 39 pts
10. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: Tell Your Friends to Ask For Jimmy - 38 pts
11. Tempura Hatchbacks - 37.5 pts
12. (British Accent) The Team Who Saved Your Ass in World War III - 37 pts
13. I'm Taking This Name All the Way to the Prime Minister. HEY, MR. PRIME MINISTER!?... ANDY! - 35.5 pts
13. This is the Moment We've Feared People. Many of You Thought It Would Never Happen But I Insisted We Spend Two Hours Every Morning Training For It. You All Thought I Was Mad. Many of You Requested to be Transferred to Another Trivia Event. But Now We... - 35.5 pts
16. Jub Jub - 35 pts
16. Porch Pals - 35 pts
18. Maybe It's the Beer Talking, But You've Got Trivia That Won't Quit. They Got Those Big Chorizo Tacos Here. Mrnqgnstxz five dollars???!!!? Get Outta Here. - 34.5 pts
19. Don't You Hate Pants?! - 32 pts
20. FLIM SPRINGFIELD - 27.5 pts
21. I'm Seeing Double. Four Krustys - 25.5 pts
22. (in a sad voice 'cause my teammate is sick and not here) The Summer Wind Came Blowin' In From Across the Sea! (This Has Trivia in It, Trivia is a Fruit) - 23.5 pts
23. Legitimate Businessmans Trivia Club - 21 pts
24. Sneed's Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck's) - 15.5 pts
24. We Tried Nothing and We're All Out of Team Names - 15.5 pts

Thursday, January 9, 2020

January 6, 2020 Hamilton 6 Year Anniversary!



Location:  Levity Comedy Club, Hamilton
Winner:  Remember Compuglobalhypermeganet?  They've back.  In pog form!
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  You know, Woo Hoo! Simpsons Trivia turned into a hardcore sex trivia so gradually over 6 years I didn't even notice.

1. Remember Compuglobalhypermeganet?  They've back.  
In pog form!                                                                                  50      
2. The Popli Kids                                                                                    47
3. Olmpia Dukakis and Bo Derek in:  Too Many Gerrys              45.5
4. Professor Gas Can and former president Dwight 
Eisenhower                                                                                        43
5. Gerry's no kidnapper, he's the best friend I ever had.               43
6. This is the first trivia of dickety dickety.  We have to say
dickety because Gerry stole our word for 'twenty'.                      42
7. You know, Woo Hoo! Simpsons Trivia turned into a 
hardcore sex trivia so gradually over 6 years I didn't even 
notice                                                                                          41.5
8. Do you want to be a trivia host like Gerry Hall?  The kids 
could call you TriHo.                                                                   40
9. Gerry Hall celebrates 6th Classic Simpsons Trivia 
Anniversary.  (Not pictured, Mrs. Gerry Hall)                              38
10. And if you don't pick my 50/50 ticket, I'm gonna run you 
down with my car.                                                                       37.5
11. My Gerry is not a communist!  He may be a liar, a pick, 
a communist, but he is NOT a trivia host!                                    37.5
12. Lisa Needs Braces                                                                 36.5
13. More Asbestos!                                                                      36.5
14. Damn Hell Ass Kings                                                             34.5
15. Ah there's nothing more exciting than trivia.  You get all 
the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down answers, 
paying attention...trivia has it all.                                                  33
16. Dental Plan!                                                                            32
17. Gerry Hall!  Shut Up! Shut up!  I can't believe you don't 
shut up!                                                                                         30.5
18. Disco Stupid                                                                            30.5
19. Stern Lectur Plumbing (I told you not to flush that)                 28.5
20. Look Who's Oinking                                                                27.5
21. When Pigs Fly                                                                         15
22. Nuclear Power                                                                          5

Tuesday, December 31, 2019

December 30, 2019 - Detroit



Location : Tipsy McStagger's Bar
Categories : Milhouse; Name that Blank
Episodes : Lisa the Skeptic, When Flanders Failed, Fear of Flying
Winners : Damn Hell Ass Kings

1. Damn Hell Ass Kings - 43.50
2. T.G.I. McScratchy's Goodtime Foodrinkery - 43.00
3. Darryl Strawberry Alarm Clock - 42.50
4. Kwyjibo - 41.5
5. Pi is Exactly 3 - 38.00
6. Born to Runner Up - 37.50
7. Pin Pals - 28.50

Sunday, December 15, 2019

December 14th, 2019 - Calgary


Location : Dickens Pub
Categories : Luann Van Houten; Boxes!
Episodes : Marge vs the Monorail, Lisas date with density, The Boy who knew too much
Winners : Simply cite a Simpsons quote
Best team name : Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Nixon, Comet, Cupid.... Donna Dixon?
  1. Simply cite a Simpsons quote. 47.5
  2. Adam, Shaya, trivia is a family activity. Happy families. Perhaps single people participate in trivia, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without. 46.5
  3. The Popli Kids 45.5
  4. The Embiggened and cromulent Borts 44
  5. Ariaga, Ariaga 2, Barriaga, Arruglia, and Pizzoza 39
  6. Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Nixon, Comet, Cupid.... Donna Dixon? 34.5
  7. Krusty's non-denominational holiday fun-festers 34.5
  8. You can always make friends iwth salad 22.5
  9. Our team name are words that rhyme with Cory: Story, allegory, brontossori 22

Thursday, December 12, 2019

December 11th, 2019 - Toronto


Location : The Hideout
Categories : Lenny & Carl; Products! Consume!!
Episodes : Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire, The PTA Disbands!, Marge Be Not Proud
Winners : You've Tried the Best, Now Try the Rest! Call 1-600-TRIVIAB. The B is for Brazeau!
The Matt Smith Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Team Naming Excellence : Union Rule 26: Every Team Must Win Simpsons Trivia at Least Once, Regardless of Gross Incompetence, Obesity, or Rank Odor

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**

Follow us @woohootriviaTO to enter our Twitter contest the day before trivia!


Thank you to everyone who donated to our charity raffle! We raised $600 for Raising the Roof!! Thanks everyone!!


1. You've Tried the Best, Now Try the Rest! Call 1-600-TRIVIAB. The B is for Brazeau! - 45.5 pts
2. That's Very Nice Chris and Matt, But It's Wrong to Reward Nerdish, Competitive Behavior. However, We Will Sit Up Front If It's a Friendly Gesture of Love. - 45 pts
3. Kawhi Leonard - Pour Vous. -- Can I Take Off the Ring Now? The Oil is Burning My Finger. - 43.5 pts
4. This Team Writes Mysteries Under the Name J.D. MacGregor - 43 pts
5. Bacon Up That Sausage, Trivia Boy. - 41.5 pts
6. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers - Don Brodka. Uh-Huh, Don Brodka. - 41 pts
7. We're One of the Team You Don't See Very Often... Bart Bart - 38 pts
8. Union Rule 26: Every Team Must Win Simpsons Trivia at Least Once, Regardless of Gross Incompetence, Obesity, or Rank Odor - 37.5 pts
9. Timmy and Tammy Scumbag - 36.5 pts
10. But We're Losers! We're Pathetic! We're... a Simpson's Trivia Team. - 33.5 pts
11. Now Every Year We Find One Good Trivia Team Name So Deserving That Not Recognizing It Would Make Santa Claus Himself Vomit with Rage - 32 pts
12. And With That, a Mighty Cheer Rose Up From the Heroes of Trivia. They Had Banished the Awful Cadillac Lounge Forever... Because it Was Haunted. Now Let's All Celebrate With a Cool Glass of Gingerbread-Nog. - 31.5 pts
12. This Team Flunked Last Month's Trivia. That Still Doesn't Explain Why We Ate the Decorative Soaps... or Maybe It Does. - 31.5 pts
14. We Demand More Asbestos! - 29 pts
14. Lovematic Grampas - 29 pts
16. The Mad Marge Dancers - 28.5 pts
17. Don't You Hate Pants?! - 26.5 pts
18. This Has Trivia In It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 24.5 pts
19. No Cajun Sausage for Little Homer - 24 pts
20. Homer No Function Beer Well Without - 22.5 pts
21. Lee Carvallo's Putting Challengers - 20 pts
22. Four Finger Discount - 15.5 pts
23. Apu & Sanjay - 14.5 pts
24. Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge - 12 pts
25. Mattingly's Sideburns - 10 pts
















Friday, November 22, 2019

November 18th, 2019 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Rainier Wolfcastle, Animals
Episodes: Bart's Girlfriend, Bart's Inner Child, Burns Baby Burns
Winner: We Need Some More Szechuan Sauce! Put this Mayonnaise in the Sun
Best Team Name: Bones Heal, Chicks Dig Scars, and Disney+ Has the Best Horizontal-to-Vertical Aspect Ratio in the World

1. 
We Need Some More Szechuan Sauce! Put this Mayonnaise in the Sun - 48.5 pts
2. Are You Stuck in a Dead End Job? Are You Squandering the Precious Gift of Life in Front of the Idiot Box? Are You on the Third Beer of the Evening? Maybe it's Time You Enrolled in Trivia Hosting School! - 47.5 pts
3. Yams Stuffed With Gunpowder - 46 pts
4. The Internal Revenue Service Presents Neil Arsenty's Simpsons Related Trivia Show - 44.5 pts
5. Mono-D'oh! -39 pts
6. The Well-Groomed Young Go-Getters of Hooray for Everything - 37 pts
6. 
Bones Heal, Chicks Dig Scars, and Disney+ Has the Best Horizontal-to-Vertical Aspect Ratio in the World - 37 pts
8. Bonerland - 36.5 pts

8. Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land - 36.5 pts10. Firecrackers: The Silent Killers - 29.5 pts
11. The B Sharps - 25 pts
12. Springfield Wildcats aka The Southern Dandies - 21.5 pts
13. Worker and Parasite - 18.5 pts

Monday, November 18, 2019

November 16th, 2019 - Calgary


Location : Dickens Pub
Categories : Rex Banner, Oh the Places You'll go
Episodes : The last temptation of Homer, Marge in chains, In Marge we trust
Winners : When life gets you down, always remember, you're not some millpool, you are a thrillho!
Best team name : Quick! Tell me your favorite pub, author and sexual activity. Umm the answer to all 3 is Dickens
  1. When life gets you down, always remember, you're not some milpool, you are a thrillho! 45.5
  2. The Popli Kids 45
  3. The team who had no help from their parents 44
  4. Shaya come quick! My team has quit trivia and joined a violence gang 41
  5. A night of efficient German sex 40.5
  6. Quick! Tell me your favorite pub, author and sexual activity. Umm the answer to all 3 is Dickens 37.5
  7. What is it? A Unitarian? 34
  8. Cave 76 33