Wednesday, November 29, 2017

November 20th, 2017 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Waylon Smithers, Overeating
Episodes: I Married Marge, Team Homer, King Size Homer (picked by team name winner)
WinnerYou've Heard The Expression "Let's Get Busy?" Well, This Is A Team Who Gets Biz-zay… Consistently and Thoroughly (won tie breaker)
Best Team Name: Good Lord! What Is Happening In There? Simpsons Trivia! Simpsons Trivia?! At This Time Of Year?! At This Time Of Day?! In This Part Of The Country?! Localized Entirely Inside Pizzeria Serio?! Yes. May I See It? Ten Dollars.

1. You've Heard The Expression "Let's Get Busy?" Well, This Is A Team Who Gets Biz-zay… Consistently and Thoroughly (won tie breaker) - 47 pts
1. Throbbing Biological Urges - 47 pts
3. Boy, I Sure Could Go For 100 Pizza Slices Right About Now - 41.5 pts
4. Something, Something Burt Ward - 41 pts
5. What Is The Point Of Going Out. We Are Just Going To End Up At Simpsons Trivia Anyway! - 39 pts
6. The Team That Spews Answers From Every Orafice - 38.5 pts
7. Hello Simpson. I'm Playing Trivia Today Because Mother Hid My Car Keys To Punish Me For Talking To A Woman On The Phone. She Was Right To Do It. - 38 pts
8. We're Team Brockman and This Is Eye On Woo Hoo Trivia - 37.5 pts
8. Señor Xtapolapocetl - 37.5 pts
10. Damn Weiner Kids - 36 pts
11. Okay, Let's Go Over The Ground Rules: 1) You Can't Turn In Round One Until You Tip The Staff 2) Any Team Scoring Has To Tip The Staff 3) You Have To Tip The Staff At The Top Of All Odd-Numbered Rounds 4) Oh! And The Fourth Round Is The Tip Round! - 35 pts
12. What What What!? This Better Be About Pizza!! - 34 pts
13. Hello Skinner. You're Quite Good At Steaming A Ham - 33.5 pts
14. Grease Me Up, Woman! - 31.5 pts
15. The Family Guys - 29.5 pts
16. All The Kids At Pizzeria Serio Are SOBs - 27.5 pts
17. Gudger College Alumni Association - 26 pts
18. Good Lord! What Is Happening In There? Simpsons Trivia! Simpsons Trivia?! At This Time Of Year?! At This Time Of Day?! In This Part Of The Country?! Localized Entirely Inside Pizzeria Serio?! Yes. May I See It? Ten Dollars. - 22 pts
19. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked - 21 pts
20. Campers Pampers - 19.5 pts
21. Sugar. Power. Women. - 18 pts


Tuesday, November 28, 2017

November 27, 2017 - Detroit




Location: Tipsy McStaggers
Episodes: Dead Putting Society, $pringfield, Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
Themes: Nelson, Politics & Government
Winner: Queen of the Harpies

1. Queen of the Harpies - 42.0
2. Let’s All Go To That Building Thingy Where Our Beers and Trivia Is - 41.5
3. Guys Incognito - 40.0
4. Pi is Exactly 3 - 39.5
5. Gudger College Dropouts - 35.0
6. Zutroy’s Shiny Pennies - 29.5
7. Pin Pals - 26.0

Thursday, November 23, 2017

November 14, 2017 - ST. CATHARINES



Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes:  Homie The Clown, Bart Vs. Australia, Homer Vs. Patty and Selma
Round Theme:  Apu
Winner: A Trivia Team Who's Inspiring Battle With Percidan Addiction Is Soon To Be A Movie Of The Week
Winner Best Team Name:  Where Was Gerry These Last 5 Months?  He Was At The Pornography Store.  He Was Buying Pornography.


1. A Trivia Team Who's Inspiring Battle With 
    Percidan Addiction Is Soon To Be A Movie Of 
    The Week                                                                       42.5
2. Seattle                                                                           41
3. This Old Grey Trivia Team Ain't What It Used To Be     34
4. Krusty Brand Imitation Team (9 out of 10 Orphans
Can't Tell The Difference)                                                  27
5. The Robotic Richard Simmons                                      21
6. Kwijibo - A Balding North American Trivia Host             20.5
7. Where Was Gerry These Last 5 Months?  He Was At
    Pornography Store.  He Was Buying Pornography.       19.5
8. People Who Look Like Things                                        15.5

November 21, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo



Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Moe, Shopping
Episodes : Stark Raving Dad, Radio Bart, Rosebud
Winners : The Wallet Inspectors
Best Team Name : Remember your Hippopotamus Oath

1. The Wallet Inspectors - 46.5 pts
2. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 46 pts
3. Please excuse my handwriting, I busted whichever hand it is I write with - 45 pts
4. Despite Patrick and Jon's objection, the people of South Africa can now vote in free democratic elections - 44 pts
5. Banana - 43 pts
6. (To a) Whale of a Wife - 40.5 pts
7. Stand still there's a spark in your hair! (Get it! Get it!) - 39 pts
8. Remember your Hippopotamus Oath - 36.5 pts
T9. I Miss Lisa's Cat Sooo Much - 33 pts
T9. Someone sure likes his kidney mush - 33 pts
11. Ian and Andrew: Best Pals! - 24.5 pts
12. Holy Rollers - 14 pts
13. Did somebody say "Perfect Game"? - 0 pts

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

November 18th, 2017 - Calgary



Location : Dickens Pub
Categories : Captain McAllister, Simpsons before & after
Episodes : Itchy & Scratcy: The Movie, Marge gets a Job, New Kid on the Block
Winners : I can't believe that Dickens can have this many people attend a simple trivia night... sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset.... cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, yes we have no bananas yeah our favorite bar is getting quite popular, no didn't you hear? They have no bananas... they have no bananas today...

1.  I can't believe that Dickens can have this many people attend a simple trivia night... sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset.... cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, yes we have no bananas yeah our favorite bar is getting quite popular, no didn't you hear? They have no bananas... they have no bananas today... 46.5 
2. Oh we have lots of names for our trivia host. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth. We'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if already there to some other out of the way place. Oh we have our reasons. They're depressing, their ragged cloths, they're crazy, they smell bad. SO every month on the conscience saving trivia night we toss these people a sheet. An answer sheet. And that's supposed to make it all better? 45
3. Dear Mr. Duhatschek, while we were rescuing this trivia team a lumbar yard burned down. 41.5
4. Get confident, Stupid! 40.5
5. Oh we have lots of names for these people. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scum of the earth, trivia teams! 40.5
6. We tried our best and we failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. 37.5
7. Quornem Salaria Uzo Mahok! 35
8. Who here knows how table 301 could have won? Without resorting to violence. Or childish name-calling. 34.5
9. Adam is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist but he's not a porn star! 34 10. Give us 1st prize or we'll pound your withered old faces. 33.5 11. Goodnight Springton, there will be no encores. 33 12. Yes, I forgot to put the fog lights in 32.5 13. Some pretty big wheels down at the cracker factory. 32 14. Ah, there's nothing more exciting than Simpsons trivia. You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down answers, paying attention. Simpsons trivia has it all. 31 15. This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. 29
16. We are the stupid ugly morons with ugly faces and big butts and our butts smell and we like to kiss our own butts. 23.5 17. Stampy's not a Trophy. 23.5 18. Miguel Sanchez. 21.5

Friday, November 17, 2017

November 14th, 2017 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Nuclear Power Plant Employee, Literature
Episodes : Lemon of Troy, Ragin' Abe Simpson and His Grumblin' Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Bart Vs Thanksgiving
Winners : The Nelsons ft. The Ethnic Comedy of Dugan & Dershowitz
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming : Dear Chris, As I Write This, I Am Very Sad. Our Team Has Been Overthrown (Man's Voice) and Replaced by the Benevolent General Krull! All Hail Krull and His Glorious New Regime! Sincerely, Little Girl

1. The Nelsons ft. The Ethnic Comedy of Dugan & Dershowitz - 48 pts
2. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers - 47 pts
3. Chris, I'm Not Gonna Lie to You. Six Days a Week This Team is a Hockey Rink - 44.5 pts
3. Who Wants a Bathtub Mint Julep? - 44.5 pts
5. The One Team We Might Possibly Have Considered Thinking About Becoming Interested In - 41.5 pts
6. Moochin' War Widows - 41 pts
7. The Big Team of British Smiles - 37.5 pts
8. This Team Isn't About the Trivia, It's About Rebellion! About Political and Social Upheavel! - 36.5 pts
9. Sex Cauldron - 36 pts
10. You Know What's Great About You Brits? Octopussy. I Must Have Seen That Movie... Twice - 34.5 pts
11. Dear Chris, As I Write This, I Am Very Sad. Our Team Has Been Overthrown (Man's Voice) and Replaced by the Benevolent General Krull! All Hail Krull and His Glorious New Regime! Sincerely, Little Girl - 31 pts
11. Nancy Drew Says All You Need To Answer Trivia Questions is an Inquisitive Temperament and Two Good Friends, and I've Got an Inquisitive Temperament - 31 pts
11. There's Something About Playing Trivia at Night That's Just So Unwholesome - 31 pts
14. Cesspool, Cesspool, Cesspool - 30.5 pts
15. The Team That Comes Out Every Trivia Night... Like Urkel! - 30 pts
16. The Head Bee Guys - 29 pts
17. A Joint Venture of Matsumara Fishworks and Tamaribuci Heavy Manufacturing Concern - 28.5 pts
18. Lovematic Grampas - 27.5 pts
19. Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Trivia Team - 25 pts
20. The Team That Lives In a Single Room Above a Bowling Alley and Below Another Bowling Alley - 24 pts
21. Second Comes Right After First *AWKWARD PAUSE* - 23 pts
21. The Iggy - 23 pts
23. Boring Old Biddies - 22.5 pts
24. Iron Helps Us Play! - 21.5 pts
24. The Wallet Inspectors - 21.5 pts
24. Trivia is Meaningless. It Can Be Used to Prove Anything. - 21.5 pts
24. We Drove 2000 Miles For This? - 21.5 pts
28. Justice for Maude - 20 pts
29. Dr. Nick Triviera - 19.5 pts
29. The Team Name is Also Cursed! - 19.5 pts
31. Kid Presentable - 19 pts
32. I've Had Enough of Your Trivia Bashing, Young Man - 18.5 pts
33. The C Flats - 17.5 pts
33. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad! - 17.5 pts
35. The Mighty Pigs - 17 pts
36. That's One Fine Looking Answer Sheet. Why Doesn't Mine Look Like That? - 13.5 pts
37. Are Poo and Ass Taken? - 12.5 pts
38. You Don't Win Trivia With Five Points - 7 pts

Thursday, November 16, 2017

November 15, 2017 - Indianapolis


Location: Tappers Arcade Bar
Categories: Milhouse, Finish the Quote
Episodes: Homer's Enemy, Trash of the Titans
Winner: Art, Cart, Dart, E-Art
  1. Art, Cart, Dart, E-Art - 37
  2. Team Discovery Channel - 32
  3. No One's Gay for Moleman - 29
  4. Kwik-E-Smrts - 21
  5. Ace Chemicals - 17
  6. I Love You, Dr. Zaius - 12
  7. Big Book of British Smiles - 11
  8. Stonecutters - 8