Wednesday, June 20, 2018

June 18th, 2018 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Groundskeeper Willie, Porno Porno Porno
Episodes: Bart vs. Australia, Lisa the Iconoclast, The Boy Who Knew Too Much
WinnerIs It Ok To Come Out Now, Aaron And Warren, Sirs? We'll Do Anything You Say… Anything!
Best Team Name: Please, Please, Kids. Stop Fighting. Maybe Lisa's Right About Pizzeria Serio Being A Land Of Opportunity, And Maybe Adil Has A Point About The Machinery Of Trivia Night Being Oiled With The Blood Of The Workers

1.  Is It Ok To Come Out Now, Aaron And Warren, Sirs? We'll Do Anything You Say… Anything! - 43 pts
2. Cosby's First Law Of Intergenerational Diversity - 41 pts
3. We Work Hard. We Quiz Hard. - 40 pts
4. That's Just An Urban Legend. Trivia Hosts Don't Do That Type Of Thing With Fish - 39 pts
4. I'm A Stupid Moron, With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt, And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt - 39 pts
6. Aaron and Warren, Can You Set The Pizza Oven To Cold? - 38 pts
7. Whenever My Team Wants To Go To One Of Those Non-Simpsons Trivias, I Go To A Bar, Pound A Few And Stumble Home In The Mood For Love - 37.5 pts
7. Simpsons Trivia Isn't About Feeling Better. It's About Making Other People Feel Worse And Eating  A Couple Of Pizzas While You're At It - 37.5 pts
9. Simpsons Trivia Is Pretty Exciting But Celery Soup's Pretty Exciting Too - 35 pts
10. Good night, Springton! There will be no encore! 34 pts
11. I'm An Elk, A Mason, A Communist, I'm The President Of The Gay And Lesbian Alliance, For Some Reason. Here It Is… A Woo-Hoo Classic Simpson Trivia Attendee - 33 pts
11. Es Nuestro Primer Dia (Quack, Quack) - 33 pts
13. Pure West - 31.5 pts
14. Bovine University Alumni Association - 31 pts
15. "Thirty Days. Marge, I'm Going To Pizzeria Serio. Send The Kids To The Neighbors, I'm Coming Back Loaded" "You Don't Have To Start Doing Simpsons Trivia Right Away. You Look Better! You Don't Make Simpsons References While You Eat Anymore. And Look, You Saved Seventeen Dollars." "Yoink" - 30.5 pts
16. Hmm...Brooklyn trivia had heart but Chicago trivia had a trivia in the groin. - 30 pts
17. The Team That's Attained The Rank Of Pussywillow - 29 pts
17. Hey! Our Team May Be Ugly And Hate-Filled But… What Was The Third Thing You Said? - 29 pts
19. Please, Please, Kids. Stop Fighting. Maybe Lisa's Right About Pizzeria Serio Being A Land Of Opportunity, And Maybe Adil Has A Point About The Machinery Of Trivia Night Being Oiled With The Blood Of The Workers - 29.5 pts 
20. Oh Crap. I Shouldn't Have Said We Were Going To Trivia. Oh Crap! I Shouldn't Have Said It Was At Pizzeria Serio. Oh Crap!! I Certainly Shouldn't Have Said It Was Woo Hoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia At Pizzeria Serio. It's Too Hot Today. - 28.5 pts
21. Please, Don't Bring Home Any More Old Pizza Wristbands - 27 pts
22. Ferl Dixon and The Second Helping Boys - 22 pts
23. Good Rice, Good Curry, Good Gandhi, Let's Hurry - 17.5 pts
24. Nutty Koo-Koo Super Kings - 13 pts

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

June 12, 2018 - St. Catharines



Location: Gord's Place - St. Catharines
Winner:  Sorry, No Time For Trivia...WE Have A CLASS To Teach!
Winner Best Team Name: Well McGarnagle...Gerry is dead!  They Slit His Throat From Ear To Ear 


1. Sorry, No Time For Trivia...WE Have A CLASS To Teach!  49
2. Nobody's Gay For Gerry!                                                     45
3. Possible Homersexuals                                                             43
4. Don't Ask Me, I'm Just A Girl                                                   42.5
5. Well McGarnagle...Gerry is dead!  They Slit His Throat 
From Ear To Ear                                                                         40
6. Mad Man Moe's Pressure Cooker                                      39.5
7. Flancrest Enterprises                                                         38.5
8. Don't Ask Me, I'm Just A Trivia Team                                 35.5
9. My Cans!  My Precious Antique Cans!                               26.5
10. Max Power                                                                       24.5
11. Gerry, Jesus Did Not Have Wheels...                               22.5

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

June 11th, 2018 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Bullies, Nerds
Episodes : Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy, Trash of the Titans, Krusty Gets Kancelled
Winners : The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers. Hey, Look! There's a Big Crowd to Welcome Us Back Even Though We Lost.

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

1. The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers. Hey, Look! There's a Big Crowd to Welcome Us Back Even Though We Lost. - 47.5 pts
2. The Heads of the Triviology Department of the Correspondence College of Tampa - 46 pts
3. Hell. Damn. Fart. - 40 pts
3. Miss Brazeau, While We Were Rescuing Matt Smith a Lumberyard Burned Downm- 40 pts
5. The Finest Team Stuffed With The Second Finest - 38.5 pts
6. Aryaga, Aryaga 2, Basyaga, Arugila, & Pizzoza - 36.5 pts
7. With This Trivia Score, I Probably Won't Get into Vassar. I've Had Just About Enough of Your Vassar Bashing, Young Lady - 36 pts
8. Don't You Hate Pants? - 35 pts
9. Here's A Man With An Obvious Eating Disorder and A Woman With a Bizarre Hairstyle I'm Sure Worn Only For Shock Value - 34.5 pts
10. The Christ Punchers - 32.5 pts
11. Iron Helps Us Play! - 32 pts
11. Your Guilty Conscious May Force You to Vote NDP But Inside You Secretly Long For a Cold-Hearted Progressive Conservative to Lower Taxes Brutalize Criminals and Rule You Like a King! - 32 pts
13. This Has Trivia In It, Trivia Is A Fruit - 30.5 pts
14. Lovematic Grandpas - 30 pts
14. The Queens of the Harpies - 30 pts
14. The Year Was 2015. We Were on Recon in the Depth of Toronto. An Overheated Private Removed His Flak Jacket, Revealing a T-shirt With an Iron-On Sporting the Mad Slogan "Up With Trivia." Well, We All Had a Good Laugh, Even Though I Didn't Quite Understand It. But Our Momentary Lapse of Concentration Allowed Charlie to Get the Drop on Us. I Spent the Next Three Years Away Forced to Subsist on a Thin Stew Made of Name Threes, Complete the Quotes and Character Spotlights. I Came Close to Madness Trying to Find Somewhere Else But They Just Can't Get the Questions Right. - 30 pts
17. The Mediocre Presidents - 28 pts
18. Smithers, It's Almost Trivia Time. Where the Devil Are My Ringers? - 26 pts
19. The Party Posse - 23.5 pts
20. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Team - 22.5 pts
21. Stupider Like A Fox! - 20.5 pts
22. Springfield Isotopes - 18 pts
23. Pitt. The. Elders. - 16.5 pts
24. I've Been Calling Her "Krandell"! - 15.5 pts
24. Pencils, Green Dress, Pearls, And A Lot of Blue Hair - 15.5 pts

Monday, June 11, 2018

June 5, 2018 - Hamilton



Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: Now We Play...Simpsons Trivia.  Ah, Simpsons Trivia Sucks, Let's Play Hungry Hungry Hippos 
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Max Power and the Chesty LaRues

1. Now We Play...Simpsons Trivia.  Ah, Simpsons 
Trivia Sucks, Let's Play Hungry Hungry Hippos               45       
2. That's Not Gerry Hall.  Sure It Is!  What Do You 
Think, I had Some Wino Host Trivia?                                43
3. Gerry's Passionate About Trivia.  Pfft...At Least St. 
Catherines Trivia Had That Giant Rabbit That Ran 
The Savings And Loan.                                                     40
4. I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again:  Democracy 
Simply Doesn't Work                                                         39.5
4. Vita-Peach Health Logs                                                 39.5
6.  Mendozaaaaa!!!!!                                                             38.5
6. Well Gerry, We Made It.  Despite Your Directions!        38.5
8. Why Does The Weather Suck The First Tuesday Of
Every Month In Hamilton                                                   35.5
9. So It's Come To This - Another Simpsons Trivia 
Night                                                                                  31.5                      
10. The Crazy Old Man Singers..."The Old Grey Gerry
He Ain't What He Used To Be...                                        31
11. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad                                  30
12. Max Power and The Chesty LaRues                           29
13. Damn Hell Ass Kings                                                   12.5
14.  Nuclear Powerplants                                                   7

Sunday, June 10, 2018

June 6, 2018 - Calgary


Location: Dickens Pub
Categories: Martin Prince, Death Comes to Springfield
Episodes: Sideshow Bob Roberts, Treehouse of horror 6, My sister my sitter
Best Team name: Behold my newest creation chocolate sprinklebrau. Ten times more addictive than marijuana. To Evil!

1 . Founded by Trivia hosts in 2015 and serviced by twitter followers who could bring in a fresh Shaya from Asia in just two months, woohoo classic Simpsons trivia became known as a place where a trivia contestant could spend a months pay in just 3 episodes. 49
2.  The Popli kids
3. To Shaya, keep hosting. Your moxie more than makes up for your lack of talent. Your pals - Table 209 39.5
4. Colin the temp is no more. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez 39.5
5. Behold my newest creation chocolate sprinklebrau. Ten times more addictive than marijuana. To Evil! 36.5
6. Coming up Milhouse! 36.5
7. What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway. 35.5
8. We're the sweet perfect ministers daughters and you're just yellow trash. 31.5
9. Something about a bunch of guys, alone, together in the basement of dickens pub.... seems kinda gay. 31
10. The Christ Punchers 30
11.  You boys like Mexico 25
12. The flying hellfish 24.5
13.  Wang Computers 20
14. Woah, that's good squishee! 17

Monday, June 4, 2018

May 29, 2018 - Kitchener-Waterloo


Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Marge, History of Springfield
Episodes : Bart the Mother, The Way We Was, Mother Simpson
Winners : Woo-Hoo Simpsons Trivia is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Jon and Patrick were dead!
Best Team Name : Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, listen, shut up for a second

1. Woo-Hoo Simpsons Trivia is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Jon and Patrick were dead! - 48 pts
2. Suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked - 45.5 pts
3. On this team we obey the laws of thermodynamics - 44.5 pts (tiebreaker)
4. The Big Hungry Joes - 44.5 pts
5. Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, listen, shut up for a second - 35.5 pts
6. We're here for Microwave Cookery - 33.5 pts
7. Lionel Hutz (aka Miguel Sanchez, aka Dr. Nguyen Van Phoc) - 31.5 pts
T8. Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both of your parents than just one of them - 31 pts
T8. In memory of Frank "Grimey" Grimes - 31 pts
10. "Ice to see you." - 29.5 pts
11. Cheese-eating surrender monkeys - 25.5 pts
12. We're so smart they hooked us up to a big computer to try to teach it some things but we had so much knowledge that it overloaded and then it got really hot and caught on fire.- 21 pts
13. Solo Cooke (and now Ian) - 10.5 pts

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

May 22nd, 2018 - Detroit



Location: Tipsy McStaggers
Episodes: Brush with Greatness, Marge Gets a Job, Bart to the Future
Themes: Lisa, Restaurants
Winner: School’s Out! Up Your’s, Krabappel!

Before “Final Jeopardy”
1. School’s Out! Up Your’s, Krabappel! - 43.33
2. That’s a Paddlin’ - 42.67
3. Kwyjibo - 41.33
4. Pi is Exactly 3 - 38.67
5. Marge was Framed - 33.33
6. Frank Grimes’ Ghosts - 19.0

After “Final Jeopardy”*
1. School’s Out! Up Your’s, Krabappel! - 47.67
2. That’s a Paddlin’ - 0
3. Kwyjibo - 27.67
4. Pi is Exactly 3 - 19.33
5. Marge was Framed - 0
6. Frank Grimes’ Ghosts - 0

*We will no longer be doing “Final Jeopardy”, but thanks for letting us experiment.