Thursday, April 18, 2019

April 15, 2019 - Chicago

Location: Replay Lincoln Park
Categories: Otto, Movies
Episodes: Trouble with Trillions, The Front, Homer at the Bat
Winner: 
Did I Dream That Whole Thing? Maybe The Desert Was Just Replay. Oh, and I Bet That Crazy Pyramid Was Just Neil Arsenty!
Best Team Name: 
[This picture was taped to their score sheet]








1. Did I Dream That Whole Thing? Maybe The Desert Was Just Replay. Oh, and I Bet That Crazy Pyramid Was Just Neil Arsenty! - 47 pts
2. Hey! This New Venue Makes Simpsons Trivia As Much Fun as Sitting Through Church! - 42 pts
3. Oh Neil, I'd Be Lying If I Said This Trivia Team Wasn't Committing Crimes. - 41.5 pts
4. Hello, Arsenty, You're Quite Good At Turning Me On - 40 pts
5. So I Said To Him, "Look buddy, Replay's bathroom was like that when I got here. And as for your barback, he shouldn't have mouthed off like that!"- 38 pts
5. I'm A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt - 38 pts
7.The Albany Expressions - 37.5 pts
8. [Picture of Skinner doing the finger thing, which means the taxes] - 36 pts

9. Gudger College - 33.5 pts
10. A Single Plum Soaking in Perfume Served in a Man's Hat - 33 pts
11. Everyone's Cumming Up Milhouse - 29 pts
11. Steamed Hams - 29 pts
13. Simpsonian - 23 pts
14. Seymour Butz - 21.5 pts
15. Escalator to Nowhere - 20 pts

Sunday, April 14, 2019

April 13, 2019 - Calgary


Location:  Dickens Pub
Winner: Do you know where the trivia sheet is?
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  The fun boys who got a room

1. Do you know where the trivia sheet is? 45
2. The Rory Calhouns 44
3. I used to be with it trivia, but then they changed what trivia was. Now what I am with isn't it anymore and what's it seems weird and scary. It'll happen to you! 41
4. Red mile 2 + Red mile 5 = Red mile 7: Gelinas revenge! 39.5
5. Dad I wanna go to Simpsons trivia! Oh it's always something isn't it? First I have to drive your pregnant mother to the hospital so she can give birth to you and now this! 36.5
6. A realistic down to earth team that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots 36
7. The Raisin Roundies 34.5
8. The fun boys who got a room 31.5
9. The Voilence Gang 21
10. Buttmeg 19.5

April 3, 2019 - Hamilton

Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: Dr. Hillbilly and the Iron Yuppie
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Gerry Hall please report back to the Honest Lawyer, your older, balder, fatter son is hosting trivia.

1. Dr. Hillbilly and the Iron Yuppie                                           46      
2. Just Eat The Damn Orange                                                   40
3. I Was Buying Pornography                                                    40
4. Sweet On The Outside, Poison On The Inside                       37
5. When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Trivia Host Or A
Caterpillar                                                                                            37
6. What A Great Trivia! Thanks, Weekend Dad                        33.5
7. The JubJubs                                                                         33
8. Gerry Hall please report back to the Honest Lawyer, your 
older, balder, fatter son is hosting trivia.                                  31.5
9. Up And Atom!                                                                       27
10. Burn That Seat                                                                   26.5
11. Ag, Good Ol Trustworthy Beer, My Love For You Will
Never Die.                                                                                3

Saturday, April 13, 2019

April 9th, 2019 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Lou and Eddie, Fake News
Episodes : Homer Vs Patty and Selma, Homer the Heretic, Deep Space Homer
Winners : Sex Cauldron
Matt Smith Award For Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Hi, You've Reached the Simpsons Trivia Hotline. $4.95 a Minute. Here are Some Words That Rhyme With Trivia. Olivia, Bolivia...

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

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1. Sex Cauldron - 48 pts
2. Our Whole Team is Dead. Or Sick. We Can't Remember. - 47 pts
3. The Bath-Taking Underpants-Wearing Lily Huggers - 46.5 pts
4. Who Are We? The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers! Who Are We Going to Beat? The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers! - 46 pts
5. Quit Jiiiiiving Us, Turkey! You Gots to SASS IT. - 45 pts
6. Meyerhof Lifters - 43.5 pts
7. Don't You Hate Pants? - 41.5 pts
8. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless! - 41 pts
9. The Team Where Condemned Criminals Dig at Each Other With Rusty Hooks - 40.5 pts
10. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Team - 39.5 pts
11. AHEM. Our Geodes Must Be Acknowledged - 38 pts
12. Simpsons Trivia. Delicious But Deadly. - 37 pts
13. We're Gonna Get Worse Before We Get Better - 36.5 pts
14. Oh Yeah, the Taxes! The Finger Thing Means the Taxes! - 34 pts
15. The Handsome Petes (We Dance For Nickels) - 33 pts
16. This Team Consists of a Mathematician, a Different Kind of Mathematician, Plus a Statistician - 32.5 pts
17. Rex Banner (But He Has a New Hat!) - 32 pts
17. The Team That Couldn't Win at Trivia on the Trivia-iest Day of Their Lives If They Had an Electrified Trivia Machine - 32 pts
19. 1 - 800 - DOCTORB - 31.5 pts
20. This Has Trivia in It? Trivia is a Fruit. - 31 pts
21. The Team That From Now on Will Be Spelling Everything With Letters - 30 pts
22. Hi, You've Reached the Simpsons Trivia Hotline. $4.95 a Minute. Here are Some Words That Rhyme With Trivia. Olivia, Bolivia... - 29 pts
22. Smithers, Throw This at Him! - 29 pts
22. The Popes of Chili Town - 29 pts
22. The Pretzel Ladies - 29 pts
26. Pobody's Nerfect - 28 pts
27. This Team Has a Cold So We Hear 'B's as 'R's - 25 pts
28. Joey Jo-Jo Jr. Shabado - 24.5 pts
29. I Think It's Ironic That For Once Dad's Butt Prevented the Release of Toxic Gas - 23.5 pts
30. Team Discovery Channel - 23 pts
30. The Team Filling in for Mel Zetz - 23 pts
32. Instead of Chewing Gum, Chew Bacon - 22 pts
33. Bovine University, Class of 2010 - 21.5 pts
34. In Rod We Trust - 15.5 pts
35. Wiggum Forever - 15 pts
36. Hot Stuff Comin' Through - 12.5 pts
37. THRILLHO - 11.5 pts
38. Steamed Hams - 10 pts
39. Nelson + Jimbo - 9.5 pts

Friday, March 29, 2019

March 25, 2019 (and more) - Detroit

 
March 25, 2019 (and more) - Detroit
 
 



Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Categories: TV & Movies within the show, Kent Brockman
Episodes: Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie, Radio Bart, Homer vs the 18th Amendment
Winner: Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
 
1. Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern - 43.50
2. Jeremy's Iron - 41
3. Michelangelo's Dave - 40
4. I Got It Off a Hair Dryer - 39
5. Pi is Exactly 3 - 37
 

Past Events:

2/25/19
Categories: Religion, Sea Captain
Episodes: Blood Feud, My Sister, My Sister, Homer Badman
Winner: Pageant of the Transmundane
 
1. Pageant of the Transmundane - 41
2. Gudger College Dropouts - 39.50
3. Sandal-Wearing Goldfish Tenders - 37
 
 
1/28/19 - Cancelled due to smarch weather :(

12/18/18
Categories: Cold Weather, Agnes Skinner
Episodes: Bart's Dog Gets an F, Krusty Gets Kancelled, Homer the Great
Winner: Buy Me Bonestorm or Go To Hell
 
1. Buy Me Bonestorm or Go To Hell - 42
2. Pi is Exactly 3 - 39
3.Annual Gift Man - 38.67
4. Pin Pals - 33.67
5. Brownzky - 26.50
6. Lisa - 19
 

11/26/18
Categories: Food, Maggie
Episodes: Lisa on Ice, Bart Star, New Kid on the Block
Winner: 12 Bucks and a Free Cookie?! What a Country!
 
1. 12 Bucks and a Free Cookie?! What a Country! - 41.50
2. Kwyjibo - 40
3. Gudger College Dropouts - 39
4. The Pointy Kitty - 19
 

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

March 23, 2019 - Calgary



Location: Dickens Pub
Categories: Hank Scorpio, Homer for hire
Episodes: The Homer they fall, Lisas Wedding, Duffless
Winner: The Moody Blues
1. The Moody Blues 48
2. Hark to the tale of teammates and the game they loved so dear they remained the best of teams for years and years and years! 45.5
3. People! You have to listen to me! Elementary chaos theory tells us that all trivia hosts will go berserk and turn on their audience in an orgy of blood and violence! 45
4. The I didn't do it dancers 43.5
5. Ayatollah Rasmara and his cadre of fanatics 42.5
6. This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! 41
7. Thanks for coming! And don't forget to purchase some sprinklebrau for the long walk home! 40.5
8. Oh no we came to trivia during spring break! 40.5
9. Election in April, Election in April. What?!? Again? This stupid province! 38.5
10. My teammates are stupid morons with ugly faces and big butts and their butts smell and they like to kiss their own butts 37
11. Ruddager 33.5
12. Lets do it, lets call room service! 31.5

Friday, March 22, 2019

March 20, 2019 - Indianapolis


Location: Tappers Arcade Bar
Categories: It's Spring(field) Again, School is Cool
Episodes: Homer Defined, Homer's Enemy
Winner: Inanimate Carbon Rods
1. Inanimate Carbon Rods - 51
2. Damn Ass Hell Kings - 49
3. Nanananananana Leaders - 42
4. Team Discovery Channel - 33
5. Fat Tony's Hired Goons - 22
6. Kwik-E-Smrts - 16
7. Revenge of Maude Flanders Part III - 14
8. Santos L Halper - 11
9. Bovine University Alumni Association - 8
10. Fat Tony's Irish Mafia - 7