Thursday, January 26, 2023

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - January Editions

 


LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  The Squeaky Voiced Teen, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!(Cakes)

EPISODES : 22 Short Films About Springfield, Bart Gets Famous, Marge Vs The Monorail

WINNERS : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: Bigger Than Jesus

THE MATT SMITH AWARD FOR OUTSTAND ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF TEAM NAMING EXCELLENCE : The Team That Will Be Dead in the Cold Ground Before We Recognize the Simpsons Sneaky Dee's Trivia

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**


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1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: Bigger Than Jesus - 48 pts

2. Our Team Is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless - 46.5 pts

3. A Large Matt Smith-Like Animal, Most Likely Matt Smith, Has Wandered Down From the Hills in Search of Cocktails or Perhaps Employment - 45.5 pts

4. Remember That Time We Went to Simpsons Trivia and We Forgot How to Drive? - 40 pts

4. This Team Isn't About the Trivia, Chris! It's About Rebellion! About Political and Social Upheaval! - 40 pts

6. The Team That Will Be Dead in the Cold Ground Before We Recognize the Simpsons Sneaky Dee's Trivia - 37 pts

7. Guff Speaking Work Slackers - 33.5 pts

8. These Trivia Nights Are Just One Crushing Defeat After Another Until We Just Wish Flanders Was Dead - 27 pts

9. The Dogs With the Bees in Their Mouths and When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You - 21.5 pts

10. Can We Borrow a Feeling - 3 pts

10. The Fickle A-Holes - 3 pts

12. The Scorpios - NIL

Thursday, December 15, 2022

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - December Edition

 




LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Marge's Cooking, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Jingle Bells, Batman Smells Lyrics

EPISODES :  Marge Be Not Proud, Miracle On Evergreen Terrace, In Marge We Trust

WINNERS : Kwik E Mart Gougers "We're Looking For a Tagline, Something Loose and Billowy for Our First Day Back at Trivia

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**


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1.  Kwik E Mart Gougers "We're Looking For a Tagline, Something Loose and Billowy for Our First Day Back at Trivia - 48 pts

2. Eastern Europe's Favourite Simpson's Trivia Team-Worker and Parasite! - 43 pts

3. Well, Reverend Brazeau, We Were Talked into Doing an Event Called The Simpsons Trivia. But Our Hips Slipped and Our… Team’s Buttocks Came Into Contact With the Buttocks of Another Young Team! - 40 pts

4. Comet....Cupid....Donna Dixon? - 39 pts

5. Christmas Trees for Matt Smith and Bloody Spearheads for Chris - 38.5 pts

6. My trivia team's name is also Bort - 35 pts

7. Hey! Dive Shop! Time for Chili! - 34.5 pts

8. The B Sharps - 28.5 pts

9. I Don't Want to Name My *Damn* Trivia Team - 27 pts

Thursday, November 24, 2022

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia - Toronto November 2022

 


LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Grampa Simpsons, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - Ducks

EPISODES : Ragin' Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish, Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?, Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

THE MATT SMITH AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF TEAM NAMING EXCELLENCE : Chesty La Rue & the Hootie McBoobs

WINNERS : Hey Miss Doesn't-Find-Our-Team-Attractive-Sexually-Anymore - Tie Breaker Question Winner!

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**


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1. Hey Miss Doesn't-Find-Our-Team-Attractive-Sexually-Anymore - 46 pts

1. Two Trivia Nights In One Month? I'd Better Check With The Reverend - 46 pts

3. Ford Said the Education Workers Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher - 45 pts

4. I Don't Like the Dive Shop Hosting 2 Simpsons Trivia Nights in One Month - 41.5 pts

5. Chesty La Rue & the Hootie McBoobs - 40.5 pts

6. The Christ Punchers - 36.5 pts

7. Moochin' War Widows - 32 pts

8. Most Improved Odor - 31.5 pts

9. Do Not Attempt Sexual Intercourse for Years of Simpson's Trivia Have Left Your Genitals Withered and Useless - 30 pts

10. Let's Get Silly - 29.5 pts

11. I Don't Want to Name My Damn Trivia Team - 29 pts

12. Lovematic Grampas - 28 pts

13. Tied For Sixth with Table Time & Allied Biscuit - 24.5 pts

14. Zephrs - 24 pts

15. Don't You Hate Pants?! - 17.5 pts

16. The Groundskeepers - 10 pts

Monday, October 31, 2022

October 31, 2022 - Chicago

 

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Hans Moleman, Vacations and Getaways
Episodes: 
Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror IV, Treehouse of Horror V
Winner: Allied Biscuit
Best Team Name: Last Time We Were at Trivia, The Host Called His Baby and the Baby Looked at Me

1. Allied Biscuit, 49.5 pts
2. We Didn't Spend Ten Years as Homicidal Maniacs Without Learning a Few Things About Simpsons Trivia, 47.5 pts
3. Fresh From the Streets of Sussex, 45 pts
3. This Team has Just One Thing to Say: Let's Have Less Money for Public Schools and More Money for Simpsons Trivia, 45 pts
3. Duh-Duh Idiots, 45 pts
6. Someone Set This Team to Evil, 44.5 pts
7. Relax Honey, You're Back with Your Trivia Family Where There is Nothing to Be Afraid Of, Except that Fifth Round Which Turns People Inside Out, 44 pts
8. Quoth the Raven: What A Team, 43.5 pts
9. In Order to Win, Use the Shin, 43 pts
10. Do Be Warned: One of Our Trivia Hosts is a Cannibal. Try to Guess Which One! I Think You'll Be Pleasantly Surprised, 42 pts
11. Last Time We Were at Trivia, The Host Called His Baby and the Baby Looked at Me
11. First We Get the Pizza, Then We Get the Power, Then We Win the Trivia, 41 pts
12. A Team of Low Brows, No Brows, and Ignorami, 40.5 pts
12. Worker & Parasite, 40.5 pts
14. Milhouse Most Wanted, 40 pts
15. Neil Arsenty: America's Favorite Eight and a Half Incher, 39.5 pts
16. Spooky, Sexy Flanders, 35.5 pts
17. I Feel Sorry for Everyone Who's Cooped Up Inside Watching the Third Game of the World Series. Yeah, They Won't Learn Anything about Pizza Today!, 35 pts
18. Help! My Husband is Trying to Vote for Kodos! Over., 34.5 pts
19. Lousy Smarch Weather, 33 pts
20. Behold! The Ravages of Age, 30.5 pts
21. Well, No Offense, Lady, But What You Don't Know Could Fill a Warehouse, 30 pts
21. Does This Look Like a Team That's Had All They Can Eat?, 30 pts
23. Me Fail Trivia? That's Unpossible, 28 pts
24. Amusing Tombstone, 27 pts
25. Dig Your Own Grave and Save!, 25 pts
26. Jim Nabors is Way Cool, 23.5 pts
27. The Saxamaphones, 18 pts
27. The Best Part of This Gypsy Wedding is, I'm Not the Hairiest One Here, 18 pts
29. The Be Sharps, 17.5
30. John Denver Christmas Special, 12.5 pts
30. Thrillhouse, 12.5 pts
32. Free-Range Children, 7 pts
33. D'OH, 0 pts

Friday, October 14, 2022

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - October 2022 Halloween Edition!

 



LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Xena/Lucy Lawless, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! - All the Players from the Power Plant Soft Ball Team in Order of the Talkin' Softball Song

EPISODES :  Black Widower, Itchy & Scratchy Land, Cape Feare

WINNERS : Don't Think Matt Smith Would Wear a Plastic Smock With his Face on it. He Would at Halloween!

THE MATT SMITH AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF TEAM NAMING EXCELLENCE : Hey Hey! Tonight I'm Going to Suck... At Trivia

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**


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1. Don't Think Matt Smith Would Wear a Plastic Smock With his Face on it. He Would at Halloween! - 41.5 pts

2. Queens of the Harpies - 40.5 pts

3. To Pronounce this Team Name Correctly, I Would Have to Pull Out Your Tongue - 40 pts

4. Behold the Ravages of Age - 38.5 pts

5. We're Filling in For "Think Unspooky Thoughts" Who are Presumed Dead or on Vacation - 37.5 pts

5. Sex Cauldron - 37.5 pts

7. Did Everyone Wash Their Necks Like Chris Asked? - 37 pts

8. 152 Americans Can't Be Wrong 35.5 pts

9. Hey Hey! Tonight I'm Going to Suck... At Trivia - 35 pts

9. Ah, Here's Your Problem, This Team is Switched to Evil - 35 pts

11. The Little Spanish Fleas - 33 pts

12. Xena Needs Xex - 32.5 pts

13. Lovematic Grampas - 28 pts

14. A Bunch of Cats Taped Together - no scores submitted



Friday, September 16, 2022

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia - September Edition

 



LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Groundskeeper Willie, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! -  NFL Teams

EPISODES : The Principal and The Pauper, The PTA Disbands, Grade School Confidential

WINNERS : If We Don't Win Simpsons Trivia, the King of England Could Just Walk in Here Anyime he Wants and Start Shoving Us Around (online) We're Phasing Out the Episodes. Teams Drink Less When They're Having Fun(in person)

The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : We're Phasing Out the Episodes. Teams Drink Less When They're Having Fun

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**


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1. If We Don't Win Simpsons Trivia, the King of England Could Just Walk in Here Anytime He Wants and Start Shoving Us Around - 45 pts

2. We're Phasing Out the Episodes. Teams Drink Less When They're Having Fun - 42.5pts

3. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: Hey Matt Smith! The Unblock Button is Below Insensitive Things I Said About the Avalanche Losing Games. BELOW! - 42 pts

4. The Fork and Spoon Operators at Table 7G - 40 pts

4. The Team That's Somewhere Where We Don't Know Where We Are

6. We Both Own the Special Edition Issue Where Queen Elizabeth is Killed On Every Page! - 38 pts

7. Sex Cauldron - 32.5 pts

8. The Steamed Hams! - 30.5 pts

8. There's a Weird Smell and a Lot of Cursing Coming From the Patio and Matt Smith is Inside - 30.5 pts

10. The Lovematic Grampas - 30 pts

11. Ah No! The Trivia! Chris Brazeau is Gonna Have My Legs Broke! - 29 pts

12. The Big Book of British Smiles - 23.5 pts

12. The Simpsons Trivia Team That's Directly Under the Earth's Sun... Now - 23.5 pts

14. The Lemon Trees - 19.5 pts

15. The Christ Punchers - 7 pts









Friday, August 12, 2022

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - August 2022

 



LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Itchy & Scratchy, It Comes In Pairs II, Matt Smith Stump the Host Questions

EPISODES : Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 1, Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 2, Some Enchanted Evening

WINNERS : A Table of Little Green Aliens Named Osmodiar That Only Chris Brazeau Can See


**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**


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1. A Table of Little Green Aliens Named Osmodiar That Only Chris Brazeau Can See - 44 pts

2. The Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: If You'll Look to the Left Side of the Dive Shop, You'll See Chris Sampson, Celebrating Simpson's Trivia's 12th Air-niversary! Let Us Tap Our Poutine Spring Rolls to this Happy Trivia Host! - 43.5 pts

3. You know, the Cadillac Lounge Turned Into the Dive Shop So Gradually, I Didn't Even Notice - 42 pts

4Daddy's Chubby Little Secret - 36.5 pts

5This Is A Trivia Night! Not a Bleedin' Splish Splash Show - 36

5. It's Amazing What Some Teams Will Do for a Pretty Face. Not Us Though, Wait Until Chris Sees The Second-Rate Job We Do On this Diorama - 36 pts

7. Kids! We're Doing Trivia Tonight! Come On Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Britney, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe. Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Quebert, Phil - 34.5 pts

7. Oh! Hello American Investor! I See That You Are Interested in Distributing Trivia in Your Home Prefecture - 34.5 pts

9. The Goggles! They Do Nothing! - 34 pts

10. The Clean Shaven Sounds of Hooray for Everything! - 33.5 pts

11. I-Ron Butterfly Helps Us Play! - 32 pts

11. Eorzea's Crudbucket -32 pts

13. The Lovematic Grampas - 31 pts

13. Ah! I Love Doing Trivia On These Lazy Saturdays - 31 pts

15. Most Improved Odour - 25.5 pts

16. Drug Dealer Keeper Awayers - 24.5 pts