Sunday, January 20, 2019

January 20, 2019 - Calgary



Location:  Dickens Pub
Winner: Snowball 3-5s chance in hell
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  We've been coming to Simpsons trivia for 3 years and have never won Parade of names... that's a bloody outrage it is! I am taking this straight to the trivia host! Hey, Mr. Trivia host! ADAM!!!

1. Snowball 3-5s chance in hell 47.5

2. The Popli Kids 47

3. The international drainage commission 46.5

4. Are you trying to say that Colin and Ife are bad trivia hosts? No, no the man and his boy! The boy's name is Shaya I don't know the name of the man 44.5

5. We've been coming to Simpsons trivia for 3 years and have never won Parade of names... that's a bloody outrage it is! I am taking this straight to the trivia host! Hey, Mr. Trivia host! ADAM!!! 43.5

6. What advantages does this Simpsons trivia have over say a train, which I could also afford? 43

7. The table 205 story: Booze, drugs, guns, lies, blackmail and laughter 41.5
8. Bad neighbor 40.5

9. Christ Punchers 40


10. With socks in their mouths and blood on the doorknobs and you can't twist it, our name is about the budget 38

11. Cheese eating surrender monkeys 38
12. Dolphin Domination 37


13. Too crazy for Dickens Pub, too much of a dick for crazy pub 33.5

14. No, No! our trivia team has not disbanded we were on an 8 month hiatus 32.5
15. What is it, a Unitarian? 30


16. What's a gyme? Oh a gyme! 29

17. Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9/10 orphans can't tell the difference 27.5

18. Discovery channel 25.5

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

January 8, 2019 - 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY - Hamilton



Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: NEEEERDSSS!
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Without knowing exactly what the prizes are, would you suggest our trivia contestants crack open each other's heads and feast on the goo inside?

1. NEEEERDSSS!                                                                     49.5       
2. I'm peeing on the seat!  Now I'm returning to trivia
hosting without washing my hands.  But it doesn't matter 
because I'm Gerry Hall                                                            49
3. We don't like the term monsters.  We prefer freaks 
or mutants                                                                               48
4. Family, religion, friendship...these are the three demons
you must slay to be successful in trivia.                                   47
5. The team where nothing can possi...bly go wrong               45.5
6. Without knowing exactly what the prizes are, would you 
suggest our trivia contestants crack open each other's heads 
and feast on the goo inside?                                                     41.5
7. If by 'wank' you mean 'Simpsons Trivia' then stand back,
it's wanking time!                                                                      40.5
8. Gerry Hall is a brilliant man with many well thought out 
questions and will ensure the financial security of the 
Honest Lawyer for years to come.  And his personal 
hygiene is above reporach.                                                              39.5
9. Comb back zinc...come back!                                               38.5
10. You only win trivia by cheating, which Gerry always
taught us was wrong.                                                                 38
11. Simpsons Trivia Diamond Jubilee X-travaganza                  34.5
12. Gerry, are you looking at naked ladies?  No, mother.
You sissy!                                                                                   34
13. Thrillho                                                                                 9.5

Saturday, January 12, 2019

January 8th, 2019 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Ralph, Clothing
Episodes : War of the Simpsons, Mr. Plow, Some Enchanted Evening
Winners: Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: We're an Obese Team Trapped Inside a Fat Team's Body
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : During the Trivia, Our Team Will Hide Under Some Coats and Hope That Somehow Everything Will Work Out

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

Follow us @woohootriviaTO to enter our Twitter contest the day before trivia!


1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: We're an Obese Team Trapped Inside a Fat Team's Body - 49.5 pts
2. Sex Cauldron - 48.5 pts
3. Always Comes in Second - 48 pts
4. The Team With Bees in Our Mouths and When We Answer Questions We Shoot Bees at You - 47.5 pts
5. Remember Our Team? We're Back... In Pog Form! - 46.5 pts
6. Gigantic Asses - 45 pts
7. During the Trivia, Our Team Will Hide Under Some Coats and Hope That Somehow Everything Will Work Out - 43.5 pts
8. Those Rowdy Members of Chug-a-Lug House - 42 pts
9. The Crazy Old Man Singers - 39 pts
10. What's the Point of Going to Simpsons Trivia? We're Just Gonna End Up Back Here Anyway - 38 pts
11. A Joint Venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern - 36 pts
12. We Think Our Name is Mother Shabooboo Now - 34.5 pts
13. A Bunch of Cats Taped Together - 33.5 pts
14. Don't Have Metal Stucco Lathe? That's Okay, This Team Has Carbon Fibre Stucco Lathe! - 33 pts
14. The B-Sharps - 33 pts
16. The Dr. Nick Trivieras - 32.5 pts
17. The Team That Would Rather Let a Thousand Guilty Men Go Free Than Chase After Them - 32 pts
18. The Duds - 30.5 pts
19. The Attractive Cousins - 26 pts
20. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 25 pts
21. Your Trivia Team Better Work, Nerdlinger! - 19 pts
22. Tainted Krusty Brand Mayonnaise - 16 pts
23. We Tried Nothing and We're All Out of Ideas - 13.5 pts
24. You Coo Coo Cooze Me? - 10.5 pts
25. Fruit is Nature's Candy - 9 pts
26. Isotopes - 8.5 pts
27. The Steamed Hams - 4.5 pts

Friday, January 4, 2019

January 3, 2019 – Brooklyn, NY



Location: The Kings Beer Hall
Categories: Groundskeeper Willie; Fake News
Episodes: Itchy and Scratchy Land; Separate Vocations; The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
Winner: (Pointing at a picture of Dan and Dan) He's bad, but he'll die. I like it

1. (Pointing at a picture of Dan and Dan) He's bad, but he'll die. I like it., 49 pts
2. Hello Mr. Dons. We bad want donuts now. We sick., 48.5 pts
3. Dan alive! There are Dan alive in here!, 45.5 pts
4. Out with Gout '88, 44 pts
5. Or what, you'll release the Dans? or the Dans? or the Dans with the Dans in their mouths, and when they do trivia they shoot Dans at you?, 44 pts (Winner of Dan and Dan’s favorite team name this month)
6. Ms. Astor and the Jealous Jockeys, 43.5 pts
7. Hey Dan, whatsamatter? You no talka witha you accenta no more!, 43 pts
8. This next team likes women who take their clothes off for money, 42 pts
9. Starland Vocal Trivia Team, 41 pts
10. Database, Report Card and Lisa, 40 pts
11. Even when it was the bears, we knew it was the Dans, 35.5 pts
12. Ariraga II, 35 pts
13. Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp, 34.5 pts
14. Mom, you're always trying to get me to do Simpsons Trivia, what is it with you? I just think the Dans are neat!, 34.5 pts
15. Friends with Benevans (Stanchiano), 34 pts
16. It's hard to do trivia when you keep spilling meat tenderizer on us, 31.5 pts
17. Nachos, Flander Style, 30.5 pts
18. The Sex Cauldron, 30 pts
19. A name that's witty at first, but seems less funny each time you hear it, 28.5 pts
20. No hustle either, Skip!, 27.5 pts
21. The 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 24.5 pts
22. Justice for Frank Grimes, 21 pts
23. Vote for Kodos, 15.5 pts
24. The 1996 Denver Broncos, 11 pts
25. Otto Erotic Asphyxiation, 6 pts

Sunday, December 30, 2018

December 22, 2018 - Calgary


Location : Dickens Pub
Categories : Sideshow Mel, Karol along with Krusty
Winners : What? It's not Maggagies birthday?
Best Team Name : This team engaged in sexual intercourse with your spouse or significant other (now that's trivia)

1. What? It's not Maggagies birthday? 49 2. Funzo and the galaxy of prawns 47.5 3. Hello, Shaya and Adam? This is detective Don Brodka, from Dickens security. That's right Don Brodka. Your sound guy Ezra has been caught shoplifting. Uh-huh. Yeah it's a shame I know but well try and have a merry Christmas. 46.5
4. Allied Biscuits the cracker exclusively for single people 46 5. The Popli Kids 45.5 Do not touch - Willie 41
6. We got this trivia sheet for Christmas. It was filled out by a team of children with crayon. The answer to five was fries. 41 7. Using your cell phone, that's a paddlin. Yelling out the answers, that's a paddlin. Paddlin the hosts.... oh you better believe that's a paddlin 27 8. Not Pride but less Shame 33.5 Mr. Sparkle 22

Sunday, December 16, 2018

December 12, 2018 - Kitchener-Waterloo

Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Wiggum, Christmas
Episodes : Cartridge Family, Selma's Choice, Grift of the Magi
Winners : Good Team Name... Good, not great
Best Team Name : This team engaged in sexual intercourse with your spouse or significant other (now that's trivia)

1. Good Team Name... Good, not great - 46 pts
2. The Blurst of Teams - 45 pts
3. This team engaged in sexual intercourse with your spouse or significant other (now that's trivia) - 40.5 pts
4. Bang Bang Bort - 39 pts
4. The Wildcats - 39 pts
6. Love in the Time of Scurvy - 9.5 pts


Saturday, December 15, 2018

December 11th, 2018 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Lionel Hutz, Questions of Christmas Trivia Past!
Episodes : Miracle on Evergreen Terrace, Marge Be Not Proud, Mountain of Madness
Winners : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: We Pulled Our Heads Out of the Oven and Replaced it With a Plump Christmas Goose
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Hi, We're Trivia Team. You May Know Us From Trivia Nights Such as Christmas Trivia and Christmas Trivia Goes to Summer Camp

Thank you to all the teams who helped us raise $1200 for the Daily Bread Food Bank!!!! You've embiggened our hearts by making sure people can be like Homer and have all they can eat!!

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

Follow us @woohootriviaTO to enter our Twitter contest the day before trivia!


1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: We Pulled Our Heads Out of the Oven and Replaced it With a Plump Christmas Goose - 48.5 pts
2. Blowback From the Wig Offensive - 45 pts
2. Uh, Ms. Brazeau, I Have a Crazy Friend Who Says It's Wrong To Play Simpsons Trivia. Is He Crazy? No, Just Ignorant - 45 pts
4. Hello, Miss Brazeau? This is Team Brodka from Try-N-Save Security. That's Right, Team Brodka. Your Friend Matt Smith Has Been Caught Shoplifting. Uh Huh. Yeah. It's a Shame, I Know, But... Well, Try To Have a Merry Christmas. - 43 pts
5. Sex Cauldron - 42 pts
5. The FBI Light Opera Society - 42 pts
5. You've Got To Listen To Me. *Elementary* Chaos Theory Tells Us That All Trivia Teams Will Eventually Turn Against Their Hosts - 42 pts
8. The Blurst of Times - 41.5 pts
9. The Team That Almost Wasn't, But Then Was - 40.5 pts
10. Lovematic Grampas - 34.5 pts
11. Annual Gift Men Who Live on the Moon - 32.5 pts
12. Four Bad Neighbours - 31.5 pts
13. Worker and Parasite - 30 pts
14. Gigantic Asses - 29.5 pts
14. Save Me Jeebus! - 29.5 pts
16. I'd Have Called the Team Chazzwozzers - 28.5 pts
16. International Drainage Commission - 28.5 pts
16. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 28.5 pts
19. Mr. Kookalamanza and-a Some-a Real Ugly Kid - 28 pts
20. The Presidents of the Fox Network - 27.5 pts
21. Globex Corporation - 27 pts
21. Hi, We're Trivia Team. You May Know Us From Trivia Nights Such as Christmas Trivia and Christmas Trivia Goes to Summer Camp - 27 pts
23. Alaska and Hawaii, the Freak States - 26.5 pts
23. In Your Face, Space Coyote! - 26.5 pts
25. Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net - 25 pts
26. Do Not Touch Willie - 23.5 pts
26. Former President James Taylor - 23.5 pts
28. The Thompsons - 19.5 pts
29. I Need to Purchase a Brassiere, You Kids Wait in the Credit Department - 19 pts
30. Hopelessly Unprepared - 12.5 pts
31. Jeremy's Irons - 12 pts
32. Aurora Trivialis - 8.5 pts