Tuesday, March 24, 2015

March 21, 2015 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Homer’s Triple Bypass, Marge vs. the Monorail, Selma’s Choice
Categories: Springfield Elementary School, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Winner: The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked

Final Standings:
1. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 43 pts
2. The Erotic Awakening of S, 41 pts
3. Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo, 40 pts
4. Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge, 39.5 pts
5. NWA (Not Without Ass Welts), 39 pts
6. Damn Weiner Kids, 36 pts
7. Night Terrors, Ma'am!, 34 pts
8. Dead Putting Society, 33 pts
9. Globex Corp, 32.5 pts
10. Team Discovery Channel, 30 pts
11. Team Snrub, 26 pts
12. Entirely Out Of Syrup!, 24 pts
13. Boourns, 23 pts
13. Hello, Mr. Thompson (Stomps On Foot), 23 pts
15. Milpool, 22 pts
16. Maggie's Bitches, 9.5 pts

February 21, 2015 - Calgary


Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Kamp Krusty, Mr. Plow, Last Exit to Springfield
Categories: Krusty Burger, Mr. Burns
Winner: A Giant Lizard!

Final Standings:
1. A Giant Lizard!, 41 pts
2. Sixpack of Skittlebrau, 39 pts
3. Thrillho, 37.5 pts
4. Frying Dutchman, 37 pts
5. Purple Monkey Dishwashers, 36.5 pts
6. Hell's Satans, 36 pts
7. Wang Computers, 34.5 pts
8. Sector 7G, 34 pts
9. Pinchy Would Have Wanted It This Way, 33 pts
10. The Mighty Pigs, 31 pts
11. The Flying Hellfish, 29.5 pts
12. No Deer For A Month, 29 pts
13. The Don't Itch My Scratchies, 26 pts
14. Space Coyotes, 25.5 pts
15. Milpool, 25 pts
16. Christ Punchers, 24.5 pts
17. Max Power, 24 pts
18. Spiderpigs, 19 pts
19. The B Sharps, 18.5 pts
20. The Die Bart Dies, 12 pts

Friday, March 20, 2015

March 19, 2015 - Ottawa




Location:
Hooley's Pub
Categories: Homer, Springfield Elementary
Episode: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Winners: We didn't all go to Gudger College

1 We didn't all go to Gudger College 48
2 Team Dental Plan #2 45.5
3 Trambompoline 45
4 Lobster Stuffed Tacos 44.5
5 The dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you 44
6 Discovery Channel 43.5
7 I call the big one bitey 43
7 The Thompsons 43
8 Compu-global-hyper-mega-net 42.5
8 Thrillho #2 42.5
9 Dental Plan! #1 42
9 No Homers Club 42
9 Stupid Sexy Flanders #2 42
9 Thrillho #1 42
10 Searing Gas Pains Land 41.5
10 The Homewreckers 41.5
11 Stupid Lisa Garbage Face 41
11 Where's my burrito?! 41
12 Bake'em away toys 40
12 Inanimate Carbon Rod #1 40
12 Only two members of the team have special rings 40
13 The Twirl King Champions 39.5
14 Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 39
15 Langdon Alger 37.5
16 Bart's People 36.5
17 Pin Pals 36
18 Everything's Coming Up Millhouse 35.5
18 Stupid Sexy Flanders #1 35.5
19 Albuquerque Isotopes 35
19 The K-Scotch 35
20 I am the Lizard Queen #1 34.5
20 Stupid Sexy Flanders #3 (Nothing at all) 34.5
21 The Lizard Queens #2 34
22 Floreda 33
22 The Lard Lads 33
23 Denver Broncos 32.5
24 Table 5 32
25 Santos L Helper 30
26 Who Rigs Every Trivia Night (We do!) 28.5
27 Stupid Weiner Kids 27
28 Guy Incognito 21
29 Team Inanimate Carbon Rod #2 19




Tuesday, March 17, 2015

March 16, 2015 - Vancouver (1 year anniversary)


Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf
Episodes: Lisa's Rival, Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 1, Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 2
Categories: Seen Around Springfield, Famous Leonards (Leonard Nimoy and Lenny)
Winner: This team doesn't have a fire escape!

1. This team doesn't have a fire escape! 45 pts
2. My eye! I'm not supposed to get trivia in it! 45 pts
3. Flatulent Foxes 42 
pts
4. Springfield's answer to a question no one asked 42 
pts
5. Kirk, why did you bring us to a gay trivia night? 40 
pts
6. The Eternal Struggle 39.5 
pts
7. The Purple Monkey Dishwashers 39.5 
pts
8. I think the team is called the bus that couldn't slow down 38 
pts
9. What two popular hosts started "Simpsons trivia" in the past year? If you said Simon and Leonard, you are wrong. They were never popular! 37 
pts
10. Hearing Test Thursday 37 
pts
11. It's a cow's heart 37 
pts
12. Night Boat 36 
pts
13. You have 30 minutes to move your team. You have ten minutes to move your team. Your team has been impounded. Your team has been crushed into a cube. You have 30 minutes to move your cube. 36 
pts
14. Team Cory, Team Story, Team Allegory, Team Montessori 35 
pts
15. And now a special award for the group who obviously had no help at all from their parents 35 
pts
16. Lord Palmerston! Pitt the Elder! 34.5 
pts
17. This team can't discipline Ned! That's like telling Gene Krupa not to go "boom boom boom bam bam bam" 34 
pts
18. Alice's Adventures Through The Windshield Glass 34 
pts
19. This team no function beer well without 32.5 
pts
20. The Denver Broncos 32 
pts
21. Pyro and Gyro 31.5 
pts
22. Flying Hellfish (wrinkly Gibberish) 31 
pts
23. Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers 30.5 
pts
24. My dingaling, my dingaling, I want you to play with my dinagling 27 
pts
25. It's just a little airborne 27 
pts
26. Prune Tracy 26.5 
pts
27. The Rory Calhouns 25 
pts
28. Dr. Julius Hibbert and Associates 18 
pts
29. Butthead Memorial Trivia Team 11.5 
pts
30. The Hungry Hungry Homers
pts

March 3, 2015 - Hamilton


Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: Bart of Darkness, Grandpa Vs. Sexual Inadequacy, Homie the Clown
Character Spotlight: Reverend Lovejoy
Winner: Nachos Flanders Style 


1.  Nachos - Flanders Style                                                                    47
2.  My Boy's a Box                                                                                    46
3. Compuglobalhypermeganet                                                              45
4. Stupid Sexy Flanders                                                                           40.5
5. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing a Towel                         40.5
6. Here Come The Pretzels                                                                     40
7. The Dreaded Rear Admirals                                                             39
8. Single People DO eat crackers                                                         37
9. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College                                             34.5
10. Look Who's Oinking                                                                        34
11. Eat The Pudding. Eat The Pudding. Eat The Pudding.            32.5
12. The Team That Travel'd the Least Distance To Be Here         32
13. Iron Helps Us Play                                                                             30
14. Mmmm...Open Faced Club Sand Wedge                                     27
15. Why Are They Blue?                                                                           25
16. Bonerland Medical Association                                                     24
17. Vera Said That?                                                                                   21
18. Slutty Syzlaks                                                                                       15
19. Simpsontastic.com                                                                            12.5
20. Life is Just One Crushing Defeat After Another Until               9
       You Just Wish Flanders Was Dead.


March 16, 2015 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Principal Skinner, Sports
Episodes: Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment, Marge Vs the Monorail, The Springfield Files
Winners: This Team Isn't Interested in Buying Your House, But I Would Like to Use Your Restroom, Flip Through Your Magazines, Rearrange Your Carefully Shelved Items, and Handle Your Food Products in An Unsanitary Manner. Ha! Now You Know How It Feels!

1. This Team Isn't Interested in Buying Your House, But I Would Like to Use Your Restroom, Flip Through Your Magazines, Rearrange Your Carefully Shelved Items, and Handle Your Food Products in An Unsanitary Manner. Ha! Now You Know How It Feels!, 47.5 pts
2. The Bestest Team in The Whole Wide World, 47 pts
3. Table 5, 45.5 pts
4. This Team Does Not Bring You Peace and Love. We Bring You Fear, Famine, Pestilence and… Time For a Booster!, 44.5 pts
5. Don't You Hate Pants?, 43 pts
5. Fireworks Factory E.T.A., 43 pts
7. Do You Think The Ghost of Neil Arsenty Haunts the Pizzeria Where His Bullet Riddled Body Was Found?, 42 pts
7. Let's See, We'll Have Your Taxburgers, or IRS-which, 3 Dependent Sized Sodas, and One FICA-chino, 42 pts
9. I Said Step-Pause-Turn-Pause-Pivot-Step-Step, Not Step-Pause-Turn-Pause-Pivot-Step-Pause! Oh, Shudder!, 41.5 pts
9. Bathtub Mint Julip, 41.5 pts
11. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret, 41 pts
11. The Team Whose Lack of Business Sense and Managerial Impotence Sent It into a 6th Place Tie With Tabletime and Allied Biscuit, 41 pts
13. We're One of Your Teams You Don't See Very Often, Uh Bart-Bart, 40.5 pts
14. Look At These Guys, They Don't Need a Big Team or Even Correct Answers, 40 pts
15. The Drunken Irish Novelists of Springfield, 38.5 pts
16. I Didn't Know a Trivia Team, Jay Leno and a Monkey Were Bathing a Clown, 38 pts
17. Non-Giving-Up School Guy, 36.5 pts
18. The Rowdy Members of Chug-a-lug House, 36 pts
18. WO__D_ F_IR, 36 pts
20. Nachos, Flanders Style!, 35 pts
21. The Ones at the Bottom, 34.5 pts
22. We're Here, We're Queer, We Don't Want Anymore Bears, 34 pts
22. Can't Someone Else Think of a Team Name?, 34 pts
24. Our Team's Name is Agnes and You Know it's Agnes. It Means Lamb! Lamb of God!, 33.5 pts
25. But, Blanche, You Gotta Help Me Out Here, Please! They're Gonna Take My Thumbs!, 33 pts
26. Die, Simpsons Trivia, Die, 32.5 pts
26. This Lesbian Bar Doesn't Have a Fire Exit, 32.5 pts
28. The Team That Will Never Ruin Their Fun By Giving In to Their Throbbing Biological Urges, 31.5 pts
29. I Think It Was Called "The Team That Couldn't Slow Down." It's Like "Speed 2" Except with a Team Instead of a Boat, 31 pts
30. Flanders' Stupid Left-Handed Shop, 30.5 pts
31. The Inanimate Carbon Rods, 27.5 pts
32. The Handsome Petes, 27 pts
32. Look, Question Guy, This Job is Not What We Really Do. We Play Keyboards, 27 pts
34. Pin Pals, 26.5 pts
35. This Team Checked, It's Not Horshack, 25.5 pts
36. Our Team Will Be Okay As Long as We Can Remember Our Army Training, 23.5 pts
36. Do Not Write Anything Below This Line... OK, 23.5 pts
38. Priceless, Like a Mother's Love, or the Good Kind of Priceless, 23 pts
39. We Peed on the Seat, Give Us First Place, 22 pts
40. The Rory Calhouns, 21.5 pts
41. Can I Borrow a Feeling?, 21 pts
42. Sideshow Bob's Cavalcade of Whimsy, 15 pts
43. B Sharps, 10 pts
44. My Eyes! The Goggles Do Nothing!, 7 pts
45. The Non-Threatening Boys, 5 pts

Sunday, March 15, 2015

March 13, 2015 - Ottawa


Location: Grace O'Malley's
Categories: Homer, "Who Is?"
Episodes: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire, Lisa’s Pony, and in honour of Friday the 13th, Treehouse of Horror IX
Winners: On This Team We Obey the Laws of THERMODYNAMICS!
1. On This Team We Obey the Laws of THERMODYNAMICS! 45 pts
2. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked 44 pts
3. Trambompoline!!! 42 pts
4. Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabidu 41.5 pts
5. Searing Gas Pain Land 40.5 pts
5. Flying Hellfish 40.5 pts
6. Trab Pu kcip 40 pts
7. Team Dignity 38.5 pts
7. Uncle Moe’s Family Feed Bag 38.5 pts
7. Team SMRT 38.5 pts
8. Our Team is also named Bort 38 pts
9. The Suckiest Sucks That Ever Sucked 36.5 pts
10. Christ Punchers 36 pts
10. GLOBEX Corp 36 pts
11. The Iron Yuppies 34.5 pts
12. Chantsy/James Attack 31.5 pts
12. The Be Sharps 31.5 pts
13. Flaming Moe’s 30.5 pts
14. Le Grill 30 pts
15. Team Discovery Channel 18 pts