Saturday, May 23, 2015

May 17, 2015 - Ann Arbor

Location: Study Hall Lounge
Episodes: A Fish Called Selma, Behind the Laughter
Categories: Troy McClure, Burns Manor
Winner: Colonel Klink, Why Have You Forsaken Me?

1.  Colonel Klink, Why Have You Forsaken Me?, 47 pts
2.  The Fortress of the Moles, 38 pts
3.  Queen, No, No, King, King of Summer!, 37 pts
4.  Mr. Snrub, From Someplace Far Away, 29 pts
5.  Pray for Mojo, 23.5 pts
6.  Stitchface, 19 pts

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

May 7, 2015 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Grampa; Books and Literature
Episodes: Mother Simpson, Three Men and a Comic Book, Viva Ned Flanders
Winner: Hello Dan, you are a stupid head

Final Standings:

1. Hello Dan, you are a stupid head, 48 pts
2. The team whose lust for filthy magazines kept Berry Park in business that first shaky year. By the way, here is your new issue of Gigantic Asses, 45 pts 
3. If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing our team name, 43.5 pts
4. Dan, that's an odd name. I'da called them chazwozzers, 43 pts
5. Vacuous Ninnies whose only goal is to look pretty, land a rich husband and spend all day on the phone with their equally vacuous friends, 38 pts 
6. A team that can sustain verticality for three rounds, 37 pts 
7. Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed at trivia, 36.5 pts
8. The dogs or the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you, 33 pts 
9. Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo, 32.5 pts
10. Today's modern super animals like the flying squirrel and the electric eel, 30 pts
11. Bark Bark Bark Bark. Shh! Lisa the dog is barking, 29.5 pts
12. The Class 3 Killstorms, 29 pts 
13. Strap on your skates, Gordie, you're going in, 27 pts 
14. I heard that your team went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant, 25.5 pts 
15. Kruddler, 25pts
16. The Bear Accessories, 24 pts 
17. Das Butt, 21 pts 
18. Hank Scorpio Rising, 20 pts 
18. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 20 pts 
20. The Know Nothing Know It Alls, 20 pts 
21. Up Up and Buffet, 19.5 pts 
22. We're Talking Homer, Dan's Ozzi and Mulhall, 18.5 pts 
23. Heart Attacks: 3 0, 17 pts 
24. Cloves. Tom Collins Mix. Frozen Pie Crust, 14 pts 
25. Khav Khalash, 12.5pts 
26. Locker Room Towel Fights: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll, 12 pts 
27. The "Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? That's the joke." Team, 6.5 pts

Monday, May 18, 2015

May 18, 2015 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Ralph Wiggum, Celebrities
Episodes: Bart the Murderer, The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase, The Principal and the Pauper
Mr. Arsenty, Your Silence Only Incriminates You Further!  No, Mr. Arsenty, Don't Take Your Anger Out On Me!  Get Back Mr. Arsenty!  Noooo!

Mr. Arsenty, Your Silence Only Incriminates You Further!  No, Mr. Arsenty, Don't Take Your Anger Out On Me!  Get Back Mr. Arsenty!  Noooo!, 48 pts
2. Their Team Even Looks Like John Travolta, 47 pts
3. FBI Light Opera Society, 45.5 pts
Woo Hoo Classic Simpson's Trivia?  At This Time of Year?  At This Time of Day?  In This Part of The Country?  Localized Entirely Within Pizzeria Serio?, 45 pts
4. If We're Not Claimed Within the Next Hour, This Team Will Become Property of Blockbuster Entertainment, 45 pts
6. Local Team Loses Pants, Life, 44.5 pts
6. The Juice Looseners, 44.5 pts
8. Ah, There's Nothing More Exciting Than This Trivia Team.  We Get All the Fun of Sitting Still, Being Quiet, Writing Down Answers, Paying Attention... This Trivia Team Has It All, 43 pts
9. Independent Thought Alarm, 42 pts
10. That One Team That Seems To Love the Speedo Man, 41.5 pts
11. Now, Over the Years, a Team Learns a Number of Things That For One Reason or Another, They Just Cannot Report.  Doesn't Seem To Matter Now So... The Following Trivia Teams Are Gay..., 40.5 pts
11. Mr. Arsenty?  My Answer Sheet Went In My Mouth and Then I Swallowed It.  Can I Have Another One?, 40.5 pts
13. Works On Contingency?  No, Money Down!, 39.5 pts
The Dreaded Real Admirals, 39.5 pts
15. Can We Play Trivia Anymore?  Of Course You Can!  Well, We Couldn't Before!, 39 pts
16. Cause of Team's Death:  Got In My Way, 38.5 pts
17. The Simpsons, 38 pts
18. That Long Haired Freak's Played Trivia With Us For a Year, 37 pts
19. Our Team Is Just Like The Other Teams But With One Important Difference... Oh, We Took That Out, 36 pts
20. The Team That Engaged In Sexual Intercourse With Your Spouse or Significant Other.  Now THAT'S Psychiatry!, 35 pts
21. Can't We Have One Trivia Night That Doesn't End With Us Digging Up a Corpse, 34.5 pts
22. The Lovematic Grandpas, 33.5 pts
22. Guarantee Void in Tennessee, 33.5 pts
24. Soooooooooul Mass Transit System!, 32.5 pts
25. A Cool Glass of Turnip Juice, 32 pts
25. Just Cloud Talk, 32 pts
27. Rich, Creamery Butter, 31 pts
28. Man Getting Hit With Football, 27.5 pts
28. Let 'Em All Go To Hell, Except Cave 76!, 27.5 pts
30. An Embiggened Team With a Perfectly Cromulent Name, 27 pts
30. Harry Shearer's Non-Union Mexican Equivalents, 27 pts
32. If You Have a Complaint About This Team's Appearance or Odor, Press 1, If You've Given This Team a Haircut and Need To Order a Replacement Head, Press 2, 25.5 pts
33. Season 8, 23 pts
34. Stomp Aberdeen, 19.5 pts
35. The Only Existing Nude Photo of Mark Twain, 19 pts
35. The Damn Hell Ass Kings, 19 pts
37. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 15 pts 

May 16, 2015 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Marge on the Lam, Bart’s Inner Child, Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood
Categories: Groundskeeper Willie, Food
Winner: Moleman in the Morning

Final Standings:
1. Moleman In The Morning, 46.5 pts
2. The Killbot Factory, 44.5 pts
3. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, 42 pts
4. Local Trivia Team Ruins Everything, 40 pts
5. Damn Wiener Kids, 39 pts
5. The Krustyburglar, 39 pts
7. You Can Call Them Whitey Wackers, 38.5 pts
7. The Annoyed Grunts, 38.5 pts
9. Gougers, 37.5 pts
10. Our Team Has Heart, But Football In The Groin Has A Football To The Groin, 36 pts
11. Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadoo, 35.5 pts
12. KBBL Talk Radio, 35 pts
13. Chancellor Knuckles, 34.5 pts
14. The Frying Dutchmen, 34 pts
15. Punk Dancing For Self-Defence, 32 pts
16. The Goggles, Zhey Do Nothing, 31 pts
17. Dental Plan, 30.5 pts
17. Stupid Sexy Flanders, 30.5 pts
19. Super Ninetendo Chalmers, 29.5 pts
20. The Blurst Of Times, 28.5 pts
21. I Knew We Weren't Going To Win...Why Did You Keep It a Secret?, 23.5 pts
22. Is It About My Cube?, 15 pts
23. Eat My Shorts, 8.5 pts

Friday, May 15, 2015

May 15, 2015 - Ottawa

Location: Grace O'Malley's
Categories: Lisa, Shelbyville
Episodes: Bart's Comet, Two Dozen and One Greyhounds, Bart of Darkness
Winners: On this team we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!

1 On this team we obey the laws of
2 9th Bearded Infantry 44.0
3 The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked 39.0
4 The Springfield Isotopes 38.0
5 Shelbyville Shelbyvillians 37.5
6 Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabidoo 31.0
7 Le Grill 26.0
8 Team Smartline 20.5
9 Hell's Satans 16.0
10 The Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys 15.0
10 Duffmen 15.0
11 Snowball II 7.0
12 Purple Monkey Dishwashers 5.0

May 14, 2015 - Ottawa

Location: Hooley's Pub
Categories: Hans Moleman, The Quimby Family
Winners: Cesspool on the Potomac

1 Cesspool on the Potomac 41.5
2 Stupid Lisa Garbage Face 39.5
3 Seat 3F 38.0
4 Be Sharps, The 37.5
4 Homewreckers, The 37.5
5 Aurora Borealis 37.0
6 Floreda 35.0
7 Mighty Pigs, The 34.5
8 Apu du Beaumarche  34.0
9 Searing Gas Pain Land 33.5
10 Screw Flanders 29.5
11 Bart's People (IWTBoT,IWtBoT) 25.0
12 Worker and Parasite 24.0
13 Money's Too Tight for Steak 23.5
14 Capital City Goofballs #2 19.0
15 S.M.R.T 18.5
16 Nuclear Panner Plant 17.0
17 Holy Homers 13.5

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

May 12th, 2015 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Categories: Professor Frink, Marge's Cooking
Episodes: The Boy Who Knew Too Much, Homer Vs Patty and Selma, Duffless
Winners: Sex Cauldron

1. Sex Cauldron, 46.5 pts
2. The Indignation Coordinators ft. A Woman Without Gills, 45 pts
3. The Rand Corporation, In Conjunction With the Saucer People, Under the Supervision of the Reverse Vampires, 44 pts
4. Why Would Anyone Want to Touch Chris' Butt? That's Where Cooties Come From!, 43.5 pts
5. Our Team Doesn't Want Any Damn Vegetables, 43 pts
6. Bonerland Medical Association, 42.5 pts
7. We Searched This Entire Bar and All We've Found is Porno, Porno, PORNO!!!, 42 pts
8. Local Team Loses Pants, Life, 41.5 pts
9. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell and We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 41 pts
10. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless!, 40 pts
10. Stuck on the Patio. Shouldn't Have Stopped For That Haircut., 40 pts
12. Here at Globex, We Don't Believe In Team Names. In Fact, I Didn't Even Give You My Coat!, 39 pts
13. Chris Has Taken Our Money Just So She Can… Build One Hell of a Spaceship!, 37 pts
13. Listen Simpsons Trivia, We're Not As Laid Back as People Think. Now Here's the Deal: We're Gonna Play, and You're Gonna Float There and Like It, 37 pts
13. My Father Was a Stewardess!, 37 pts
16. This Trivia Team Got the Last Table (And It's Plenty Ripe Too!), 36.5 pts
17. The Pro-Mop Anti-Horse Agenda, 36 pts
18. Eine Minuten, Eine Minuten! Ach, Das Wagen Team Ist Ein… Nuisance Team!, 35.5 pts
19. We're Sending Our Love Down the Well. 35 pts
20. Caulk… Delicious Caulk, 34 pts
21. Flim Springfield, 33.5 pts
21.  Red Tick Beer, 33.5 pts
23. Only I May Dance, 32.5 pts
24. The Inflatable Bath Pillows, 32 pts
24. Watch Out For the Shaq Attack, 32 pts
26. Mendozaaaaaaaaaaa!, 31.5 pts
26. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 31.5 pts
28. Team Discovery Channel, 30.5 pts
29. Bingo Bango, Sugar in the Gas Tank, 30 pts
30. The Investorettes, 29.5 pts
31. Iron Helps Us Play, 28.5 pts
31. The Blimpy Boys, 28.5 pts
31. The Spruce Moose AKA I've Been Calling Her Crandall, 28.5 pts
34. Swedish Lunchbox, 28 pts
34. Table Fiiiiiiiive, 28 pts
34. The Bridal Feast of Beth Chadruharazeb, 28 pts
37. You'll Have to Speak Up, We're Wearing a Towel, 27 pts
38. Holy Rollers, 25.5 pts
38. Janey Likes Milhouse! She Does Not! Uter Likes Milhouse! Nobody Likes Milhouse!, 25.5 pts
40. My Team's a Box, Damn You. A Box!!!, 24 pts
40. Ow! My Eye! I'm Not Supposed to Get Trivia In It!, 24 pts
42. Kovenant With a K, 23 pts
43. Ugly, Ugly Children, 21.5 pts
44. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 21 pts
45. International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs, and Nuclear Technicians, 19.5 pts
46. Don't You Hate Pants?, 19 pts
46. Stupid Teams Need the Most Attention, 19 pts
46. You Mean To Tell Me This Team Has Been Playing an Umbrella For 30 Years?, 19 pts
49. The Frtiz Schnackpfefferhausens, 18 pts
50. Smellin' of Troy, 13 pts
51. R.....Q......J..... Question Mark......Smiley Face...... AKA Gay For Moleman, 5 pts
52. The Spruce Moose, 4.5 pts
52. The Strange Tamers, 4.5 pts
54. Ramrod, 2 pts