May 14, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Lisa On Ice, Dancin' Homer, Homer At The Bat
Categories: Ned Flanders, Sports
Winner: What Are You Going To Do With The Winner's Donuts, Sir? Oh, I Dunno, Throw Them On The Pile, I Guess

Final Standings:
1. What Are You Going To Do With The Winner's Donuts, Sir? Oh, I Dunno, Throw Them On The Pile, I Guess, 46.5 pts
2. Flowers By Irene, 43.5 pts
3. The Neglected Food Groups, 41.5 pts
4. Sex Cauldron, 39 pts
4. We're Awfully Uppity For A Team That Eats Bugs All Day, 39 pts
6. Our Team is Abuzz Over The Absence of Mark Rodkin, 37 pts
7. We're The Stupid Morons with Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell, 36.5 pts
8. Hey, Our Team May Be Ugly And Hatefilled, But What Was The Other Thing You Said?, 36 pts
9. The Nelsons, 35.5 pts
10. Name Our Team? Can't Somebody Else Do It?, 34.5 pts
11. Please Excuse Our Handwriting, We Busted Whichever Hand It Is We Write With, 34 pts
11. We Drove 3000 Miles For This?, 34 pts
13. If Loving Your Team Is Lame, Then We Guess We're Just A Big Lame, 33.5 pts
14. The Big Bunch Of Ration Babies, 33 pts
14. Let That Be A Lesson To The Rest Of You Nuts, 33 pts
16. Go Ahead, First Place Team… Enjoy Your Donuts. Little Do You Know You're Getting Closer to the Poison Donut!, 32 pts
17. A Sextet Of Ale, 31.5 pts
17. Disgruntled Goat, Brown Nose Bear, Flatulent Fox, Rich Uncle Skeleton & Dinner Dog, 31.5 pts
17. Stupider Like A Fox, 31.5 pts
17. The Merciless Team of Quetzalacacatanango, 31.5 pts
21. Uosdwis R. Dewoh, 30 pts
22. The Team That Obviously Had No Help At All From Their Parents, 29.5 pts
23. The Team That Ate All The Tarragon And Drank All The Soy Sauce, 29 pts
23. The Team That Voted Kodos, 29 pts
23. There's No Sugar In Pixie Stix, 29 pts
26. Put It In H, 28.5 pts
27. This Team Has Hidden A Snake Somewhere In This Bar. The First Person to Find It Wins, 28 pts
28. Team Discovery Channel, 24.5 pts
29. Strap On Your Skates, Gordie, You're Going In, 23.5 pts
29. The Bart, The, 23.5 pts
31. Thrillhouse, 22.5 pts
32. The Rebigulators, 22 pts
33. Capital Knockers, 21.5 pts
33. The Benevanstanchianos, 21.5 pts
35. Police Cops, 20.5 pts
36. The Highly Pressing Package of Power Plant Profit Projections for Pete Porter in Pasadena, 19 pts
37. I Was Saying Boo-urns, 18.5 pts
38. Citywide Orgy Of Destruction, 17.5 pts
39. Spittle County Raiders "Birthplace of the Loogie", 17 pts
40. Never Forget, Homer, There's No Muscle Stronger Than The Human Heart, 16 pts
41. Aw, Twenty Dollars? But I Wanted A Peanut, 13.5 pts
42. Is The Poop Deck Really What I Think It Is?, 7.5 pts

May 2, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Whacking Day, Marge On The Lam, The Cartridge Family
Categories: Lenny, Mothers
Winner: Too Many Grandmas

Final Standings:
1. Too Many Grandmas, 47.5 pts
2. Crappy Club For Jerks, 45 pts
3. The Hell's Our Money Doin' In Your House, Fred?, 43.5 pts
4. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 43 pts
4. A Team Name That's Witty At First, But Less Funny Ever Time You Hear It, 43 pts
4. Do We Look Like A Team That Has Had All They Can Eat?, 43 pts
7. So This Is What It Feels Like When Doves Cry, 42 pts
8. The Don't Have A Cow Men, 41.5 pts
8. It's Just A Little Airborne, It's Still Good It's Still Good, 41.5 pts
10. My Name Is Mr. Snrub And I Come From Someplace Far Away, Yes, That Will Do, 40 pts
11. The Spungos, 39 pts
11. This Team Is A Part Of Us All, A Part Of Us All, A Part Of Us All, 39 pts
13. Dear Dans, As I Write This I Am Very Sad. Our Team Has Been Overthrown And Replaced By The Benevolent General Krull. All Hail Krull And His Glorious New Team! Sincerely, Little Girl, 38.5 pts
14. And Because I Like You, I'm Gonna Do It Pro Boner, 38 pts
15. That Is Some Outfit, Dan, It Makes You Look Like A Homosexual, 37.5 pts
16. The Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths And When They Bark They Shoot Bees At You, 36 pts
16. I Voted For Kodos, 36 pts
18. Team Discovery Channel, 35 pts
18. MacGarnagle, 35 pts
20. Lenny's Reign Of Terror, 34.5 pts
20. A Bunch Of Pot-Smoking Hippies That Would Rather Play Hacky Sack Than Lock Up The Homeless, 34.5 pts
22. Oh, Let's Say...Moe, 33.5 pts
23. Scots And Other Scots, 33 pts
24. Got Malk?, 32 pts
25. Hack The Bone, 31.5 pts
26. The Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers Babysitting Service 2, 30.5 pts
27. Maybe Single People Eat Crackers. This Team Doesn't Know; Frankly, They Don't Want To Know. It's A Market They Can Do Without, 27.5 pts
28. Stupid Sexy Flanders, 25.5 pts
29. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked 2, 24.5 pts
30. Vincent Price's Egg Magic, 24 pts
31. The Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers Babysitting Service 1, 21.5 pts
31. Discovery Channel, 21.5 pts
33. Implosion?!, 20.5 pts
34. Persephone, 17 pts
35. Das Wagon Phone It Ein Nuisance Phone, 10 pts
36. Püp, 8 pts
37. Milhouse, Lower Those Eyebrows, 7 pts

April 15, 2013 - Chicago

Location: The Irish Oak
Episodes: The Front, Bart the Fink, Homer at the Bat
Categories: Milhouse van Houten, Pranks
Winner: Goons, Hired Goons

Final Standings:
1. Goons, Hired Goons, 45.5 pts
2. The Egg Advisory Council, 44.5 pts
3. Damn Weiner Kids, 43.5 pts
4. Worker and Parasite, 43 pts
5. The All Ighty Ollar, 42 pts
6. Leader Beans, 40 pts
7. Financial Panthers, 39.5 pts
8. Willie's Time, 38.5 pts
9. Awful School is Awful Rich, 37.5 pts
9. The Wee Turtles, 37.5 pts
11. Grandpa's Little Helpers, 35.5 pts
12. The Blurst of Teams, 33 pts
12. Champions of Winning Superb!, 33 pts
14. Gay for Moleman, 32.5 pts
14. Hired Goons?, 32.5 pts
16. The Pressed Peanut Sweepings, 31.5 pts
17. Sex Cauldron, 29.5 pts
18. Gorilla's Choice, 24 pts
19. Chester A. Arthritis,  22.5 pts
20. The Borts, 20 pts
21. The Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers, 18.5 pts
22. Old Men Sending Back Soup at Delis, 16 pts
23. Bart Bart, 7.5 pts

April 9, 2013 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Categories: Kirk & Luann Van Houten, Pranks
Episodes: Brother From Another Series, A Streetcar Named Marge, $pringfield (Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Legalized Gambling)
Winner: Gay? We Wish! No, If We Were Gay, There'd Be No Problem. No, What This Team Has Is A Winning Abnormality, One So Unbelievable It Must Be Hidden From The Public At All Costs

Final Standings:
1. Gay? We Wish! No, If We Were Gay, There'd Be No Problem. No, What This Team Has Is A Winning Abnormality, One So Unbelievable It Must Be Hidden From The Public At All Costs, 50 pts
2. One Of Our Teammates Is A Cannibal. Try To Guess Which One; We Think You'll Be Pleasantly Surprised, 48.5 pts
3. Man Alive, There Are...Men Alive On This Team, 44.5 pts
4. Oh No! It's The Worst Team Of Them All: The Scoutmasters, 42.5 pts
5. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 41.5 pts
6. Sex, Fame, Beer, Milhouse, 40.5 pts
7. Do Not Write A Team Name In This Space - OK, 39 pts
7. Sex Cauldron, 39 pts
9. A Look At The Local Team That Was Called 'Distasteful' and 'Puerile' By A Panel Of Hillbillies, 38.5 pts
10. The Nelsons, 38 pts
11. It's Our First Day, 37 pts
12. The Team That's Better Than Dirt...Well, Most Kinds Of Dirt. Not That Fancy Storebought Dirt. That Stuff Is Loaded With Nutrients, We Can't Compete With That, 36.5 pts
13. The Older We Get, The Cuter We Ain't, 36 pts
13. Damn Sandwich Took A Bite Out Of Us All, 36 pts
15. Ayn Rand School For Tots, 35 pts
16. Ja, Ja, Hurry Up With The Team Names, This Team Must Get Back To Dancecentrum In Stuttgart In Time To See Kraftwerk, 34.5 pts
17. Not Now, I'm...Too Drunk, 32.5 pts
17. Put It In H, 32.5 pts
19. Hot Stuff Coming Through, 32 pts
20. Chicken Necks?, 30.5 pts
21. Funk Dancing For Self-Defence, 28 pts
21. Glower Power, 28 pts
23. Sandal-Wearing Goldfish-Tenders, 25.5 pts
23. We Want To Set The Record Straight: We Thought The Cop Was A Prostitute, 25.5 pts
25. Local Idiots, 25 pts
25. The Mexican Fighting Trees, 25 pts
25. Team Tappa Tappa Tappa, 25 pts
28. The Turkey Is A Little Dry, 23.5 pts
29. The Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport Set, 23 pts
30. Vapour Lock, 22.5 pts
30. Then Why Did I Have The Bowl, Bart? Why Did I Have The Bowl?, 22.5 pts
32. I Didn't Know British Coal Miners Had It So Bad; There's Blood On Your Hands, Mrs. Thatcher!, 22 pts
33. Team 'You Know Who' Playing The Secret 'Wink Wink' At The 'You Know What', 21.5 pts
34. Masters Of Poetry, 21 pts
35. Capital Knockers, 19.5 pts
36. Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo, 18.5 pts
37. Replace The Word 'Dog' With 'Son', 17 pts
38. You'll Have To Speak Up, We're Not Wearing Pants, 16 pts
38. In Your Face, Space Coyote, 16 pts
38. I Thought The Cop Was A Prostitute, 16 pts
41. The Team What Threw The Pants, 11 pts
42. Pornography! I Was Buying Pornography, 9.5 pts
43. The Old Mill Cider Co., 9 pts
44. Holy Rollers, 7.5 pts

April 4, 2013 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Bart The Fink, The Old Man and The Lisa, Homer's Phobia
Categories: Martin Prince, Religion
Winner: The Following Teams Are Gay

Final Standings:
1. The Following Teams Are Gay, 46.5 pts
2. You've Heard The Phrase 'Let's Get Busy'? Well, This Is A Team That Gets Biz-Zay - Consistently And Thoroughly, 45 pts
2. The Sun Is Out, Birds Are Singing, Bees Are Trying To Have Sex With Them...As Is My Understanding, 45 pts
4. The Impson Family, 44.5 pts
5. I Love That Team, It Reminds Me Of Elephants, 43.5 pts
6. The 9th Bearded Infantry, 43 pts
7. We're Here Today For Simpsons Trivia, But We're Also Here To Talk About Sprint, 42.5 pts
7. The Popes Of Chilitown, 42.5 pts
9. Let Your Children Run Wild And Free, 42 pts
10. Ken Griffey's Grotesquely Swollen Jaw, 40.5 pts
11. Arriaga, Arriaga 2, Barriaga, Aruglia and Pizzoza, 39.5 pts
12. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, 37.5 pts
13. The Team That Reminds Me Of Me Before The Weight Of The World Crushed My Spirits, 36.5 pts
13. Whistle, Rawr, Tik-Tik, Ee-EE!, Ee-EE!, Howling, Panting, Hubba Hubba, 36.5 pts
15. The Curators Of Large Mammals, 36 pts
16. Purple Is A Fruit, 35.5 pts
16. A Bunch of Low-Income Nobodies, 35.5 pts
18. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 34 pts
19. If He's So Smart, How Come He's Dead?, 32.5 pts
19. Homer, You're As Dumb As A Mule And Twice As Ugly; If A Strange Man Offers You A Ride, I Say Take It, 32.5 pts
21. Iron Helps Us Play, 31 pts
22. I Figure It's Some Team's Name. Some Team Named Gabbo, 30.5 pts
23. Why Must I Fail At Every Attempt At Masonry?, 30 pts
24. Steamed Hams, 29 pts
24. You'll Have To Speak Up, We're Wearing A Towel, 29 pts
26. Sacrilicious, 28.5 pts
26. Single People Might Eat Crackers, 28.5 pts
28. Patience, Monty, Climb The Ladder, 27.5 pts
29. Hired Goons, 27 pts
30. Thanks Pinky, You're Always There For Me, 26.5 pts
31. Son Of Sniglet, 26 pts
32. The Aurora Borealis, 25 pts
33. What Do You Mean I Can't Take Off My Sweater? I'm Hot, 23 pts
34. Pobody's Nerfect, 22.5 pts
35. Jeremy's Iron, 21 pts
36. Bart's People, 20.5 pts
37. L'il Lightning and Company, 15 pts
38. Lousy Smarch Weather, 13 pts
39. The Impson Family 2, 9.5 pts
40. Disco Stu Can't Disco Lose, 6.5 pts

March 26, 2013 - Chicago

Location: The Irish Oak
Episodes: Homie the Clown, Mountain of Madness, A Fish Called Selma
Categories: Krusty the Clown, Grampa's Stories
Winner: P is for Psycho

Final Standings:
1. P is for Psycho, 46.5 pts
2. The Damn Hell Ass Kings, 46 pts
3. The Original Alfalfas, 44 pts
3. Leader Beans, 44 pts
5. Burnsy, 43.5 pts
6. We're Macys, You're Gimbels, 43 pts
7. Those Egg Council Creeps, 41.5 pts
8. Master Knows All Except Combination to Safe, 40.5 pts
9. Worker and Parasite, 39.5 pts
9. Someone's Attractive Cousin, 39.5 pts
9. The Blurst of Teams, 39.5 pts
12. Perfectly Cromulent, 35.5 pts
12. Mayor Quimby for Mayor Mayoral Committee, 35.5 pts
14. The Christ Punchers, 35 pts
15. Osaka Seafood Concern, 34 pts
16. I'm Dick Tracy, Take That Prune Face. Now I'm Prune Face, Take That Dick Tracy. Now I'm Prune Tracy, Take That Di..., 33 pts
17. Team Discovery Channel, 32.5 pts
17. Team Family Guy Is Here for Simpsons Trivia, 32.5 pts
17. Steamed Hams, 32.5 pts
20. University of Minnesota Spankalogical Protocol, 31 pts
21. The Crazy Old Man Singers, 28.5 pts
22. Football to the Groening, 28 pts
23. No, Money Down!, 27.5 pts
24. Jeremy's Iron, 25 pts
24. No Deal, McCutcheon, 25 pts
26. Larva Girl, 23.5 pts
27. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 21 pts
28. Damn Hell Ass Kings (2), 20 pts
29. RDRR, 19 pts
30. Klav Kalash, 18.5 pts
30. Can I Borrow a Feeling?, 18.5 pts
30. I'm So Hungry, I Could Eat at Arby's, 18.5 pts
30. Professor P. J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery, 18.5 pts
34. Team Discovery Channel CHA, 16.5 pts
35. Pray for Mojo (or the Suckiest Bunch of Sucks that Ever Sucked), 15 pts
36. Up and At Them, 13 pts
37. The Tomacco Harvesters, 10.5 pts

March 24, 2013 - Pittsburgh

Location: Hambone's
Episodes: Cape Feare, Lisa On Ice, I Love Lisa
Categories: Mr. Burns
Winner: The Popes of Chilitown

Final Standings:
1. The Popes Of Chilitown, 46 pts
2. The Name Of This Team Is Fries, 45 pts
3. Team Discovery Channel (back), 44.5 pts
4. Frying Dutchmen, 44 pts
5. Team Discovery Channel (front), 40 pts
6. Bovine University, 36 pts
7. The Dondelingers, 34 pts
8. Team Shabadoo, 28.5 pts
9. Tram Has Soft And Feminine Hands, 13 pts