Thursday, August 16, 2018

August 14, 2018 - Toronto 8 Year Anniversary Show

Location : The Cadillac Lounge
Categories : JON LOVITZ!, Celebrity Guest Voices
Episodes : The Way We Was, Homer the Vigilante, The Day The Violence Died
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming: Upon Closer Inspection, These Are Loafers, Former Gophers

*No scores were kept this month, it was just for fun!!! We do have winners from our Diorama-rama contest! Check out the Facebook group for photos AND awesome pics of the cromulent performance by The Be Sharps!*
Team names are listed in no particular order. Did we miss your team name? Did you hand your sheet in??? That's why we missed it! Remember to hand them in after each round

1. Chowders
2. The Homewreckers
4. Always Twirling, Twirling, TWIRLING Towards Victory!
5. Step Pause Pivot Pause Pivot Step Step NOT Step Pause Pivot Pause Pivot Step Pause *Shudder*
6. Lovematic Grampa
7. 3 Eyed Fish
8. Egg Advisory Council
9. Mr. Scorpion
10. The Shinning(Shhh, Do You Want To Get Sued?!?)
11. They Came to Burgle the Cadillac Lounge!
12. Upon Closer Inspection, These Are Loafers, Former Gophers
13. The Be Sharps
14. Team Discovery Channel Jeremy's Iron
15. Only WE May Dance
16. Ever See A Team Say Goodbye to a Shoe? Yes, Once.
17. Bob Mackie Originals : Our Team Name Is As Bad As The Tasteless Itchy and Sambo Cartoons of the 30's
18. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers : If We Could Turn Back the Clock on Sex Cauldron's Stair Pushing, We Wouldn't Reconsider
19. We Played Simpsons Trivia For Years and We Turned Out TV
20. The Buses That Couldn't Slow Down
21. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Team
22. Pin Pals
23. Chris Brazeau Has Taken Our Money to Build.....ONE HELLUVA SPACESHIP!
24. MENDOZA!!!!!
25. The Scoutmasters
26. The Al-Coholics
27. The Duds
28. Kippers for Breakfast, Aunt Chris? Is It Trivia Day Already? 'Tis! Replied Aunt Chris
29. An All-Star Team of Freelance Terrorists
30. No Homers Club
31. I Bent My Wookie
32. We Can't Wait to Eat That Monkey
33. The Popli Kids
34. Cesspool on the Don River (CESSPOOL CESSPOOL CESSPOOL!)
35. Dimoxinil
36. In Your Face, Space Coyote!
37. No Kids, 3 Money
38. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers

Monday, August 13, 2018

August 7, 2018 - Hamilton

Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: Simpsons Trivia?!  At this time of Year, At This Time Of Day, In This Part Of The Country, Localized ENTIRELY within the Honest Lawyer 
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Each Leap Brings Us Closer to Gerry!  Catch Us Gerry, Catch Us!

1. Simpsons Trivia?!  At this time of Year, At This Time 
Of Day, In This Part Of The Country, Localized 
ENTIRELY within the Honest Lawyer                                     45.5       
2. Think Harder, Homer                                                            44.5
3. The Superstars Of The Cracker Factory                              40
4. Please Excuse This Team's Handwriting.  We Busted
Whatever Hand We Write With                                                 39.5
5. Trivia Contestants Can Be So Cruel.  We Can?! Thanks
Gerry!                                                                                         39
6. Each Leap Brings Us Closer to Gerry!  Catch Us Gerry, 
Catch Us!                                                                                       37.5
7. Assorted Horse Parts.  Now With More Testicles                  35.5
8. I Can't Let That Brave Gerry Die Alone!  I'm Going Out 
There...And It Was A Baby Ox!                                                  35
9. The Ol' Sugar-Me-Do's                                                              34                    
10. So In Conclusion, 'Trivia' Means 'A Quizzing Game 
Involving Obscure Facts', And 'Team' Means 'Team'.                33
11. I Have HAD It With This Trivia Gerry!  The Low Test
Scores...Table After Table Of Ugly, Ugly Trivia Teams               32.5
12. Naked Trivia - I Can Think Of At Least Two Things 
Wrong With That Title                                                                 30.5
13. From Hamilton's Heart, We Stab At Thee!                            22

Tuesday, August 7, 2018

July 30th, 2018 - Detroit

Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Themes: McBain, Animals
Episodes: Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 1, Black Widower, Bart After Dark
Winner: What a Crappy Candle

1. What a Crappy Candle - 42.875
2. Little Homer's Cajun Sausage - 40.333
3. Murphy, You Are A Elf, Uncontrollably, I think - 37.333
4. Pi is Exactly 3 - 32
5. Fighting Mongooses - 31.833
6. Welcome THRILLHO - 24

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

July 16th, 2018 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Bart, Vacations
Episodes: Radio Bart, Lisa's Sax, A Milhouse Divided
WinnerThis Team Has Got To Stop Fantasizing About Lee Majors. Ah… One More (Faint Bionic Jumping Sound)
FLIM Festival Winners: Kathryn Schmidt, Fred Metterhausen, Sam O'Brien
Best Team Name: It Was The Most I Ever Threw Up And It Changed The Two Dollar Pabst Policy Forever

1. This Team Has Got To Stop Fantasizing About Lee Majors. Ah… One More (Faint Bionic Jumping Sound) - 45.5 pts
2. Mr. Lawson, Mr. Arnold, This Trivia Night Violates Every Labor Law In The Book. We Found A Missing Thai Soccer Team Working On The Scores. - 43 pts
3. This Is A Krusty Brand Imitation Trivia Team. Nine Out Of Ten Trivia Hosts Can't Tell The Difference! - 39.5 pts
4. Come To Simpsons Trivia Night. You'll See All Your Favorite Trivia Hosts Like Aaron, Aaron 2, Warren, Neil and Pizzoza! - 39 pts
4. Two Girls From Kabul - 39 pts
6. And Now We Play The Waiting Game. Ah, The Waiting Game Sucks. Let's Play Simpsons Trivia. - 36 pts
7. I Know What You're Thinking, And The Answer Is Yes, I Want To Be Fixed Up With One Of Your Trivia Teams As Soon As You Can Arrange It. After All, I Do Have The Normal Appetites. - 35.5 pts
8. The Pimps And Chuds - 34.5 pts
9.  Oh My God! It's Simpsons Trivia Time. And We Don't Have A Team Name! And Without A Permit! - 34 pts
10. How Many Questions Are You Going To Get Right At Woo-Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia? Let's See, We Have Five Rounds With Ten Questions… 3000! - 33 pts
11. Ach! Das wagenteam ist eine NUISANCEteam!!! - 32 pts
12. Well, McGarnagle, Billy Is Dead! They Slit His Throat From Ear To Ear. Hey! I'm Trying To Play Trivia Here! - 31.5 pts
12. It Was The Most I Ever Threw Up And It Changed The Two Dollar Pabst Policy Forever - 31.5 pts
14. The Team That's Always Standing And Walking? The Neil Arsenty's? That's It! - 26.5 pts
15. Without Knowing The Difficulty Of The Round Five Questions, Would You Say It's Time To Crack Each Other's Heads Open And Feast On The Goo Inside? - 23.5 pts
15. Cypress Hill Stole My Orchestra - 23.5 pts
17.  The Christmas Apes - 18.5 pts
18. What a Crappy Candle! - 12.5 pts

Friday, July 13, 2018

July 10, 2018 - St. Catharines

Location: Gord's Place - St. Catharines
Winner:  All Week Our Lifelong Dream Was To Win Simpsons Trivia
Winner Best Team Name: Oh Come On Gerry, We Both Know These Trivia Teams Have No Future!

1. All Week Our Lifelong Dream Was To Win Simpsons Trivia     45
2. Buy Me Bonestorm Or Go To Hell                                              42.5
3. The Pee Pee Soaked Hell Holes                                                     38
3. Simpsons Trivia?  At This Time Of Year? At This Time Of 
The Day?  In This Part Of The Country?  Located Entirely 
Within Gord's Place?                                                                           38
5. Hungry Hungry Homers                                                                35
6. Gerry!  You Just Fell On Aerosmith!                                           31.5
7. (How We Visualize Winning Simpsons Trivia)  A Congenital 
Heart Defect Has Fell Gerry Hall Moments Before He Could
Start Asking Questions                                                                   30
8. The Christ Punchers                                                                  29
9. I Go In And Out Of Trivia All The...French Toast Please            27.5
10. First You Get The Sugar, Then You Get The Power, Then 
You Get The Trivia                                                                         26
11. D'oh Nuts                                                                                 23.5
12. Pin Pals                                                                                   22.5
13. The Fighting Mongooses                                                         22
14. Up With Mini-Skirts                                                                  20.5
14. Oh Come On Gerry, We Both Know These Trivia Teams 
Have No Future!                                                                                       20.5

July 3, 2018 - Hamilton

Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: Hell's Satans Out Of Hamilton 
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Hi, You've Reached The Gerry Hotline...4.95 A Minute.  Here Are Some Words That Rhyme With Gerry:  Harry, Scary, Ligonberry, Fiduciary...

1. Hell's Satans Out Of Hamilton                                      49       
2. Revenge Of The Leader Beans.                                                47
3. If You Have A Failing Gerry, It's That You Don't 
Know The Names Of Tina Turner Songs...IF You 
Have A Failing.                                                                  44.5
4. Watch The Fish, Marge.                                                43.5
5. Leader Beans                                                                 42
6. There Something About Hosting A Simpsons Trivia
At Night...So Unwholesome                                                  39
7. Ariaga 1 & 2                                                                   35
8Hi, You've Reached The Gerry Hotline...4.95 A 
Minute.  Here Are Some Words That Rhyme With 
Gerry:  Harry, Scary, Ligonberry, Fiduciary...                   34.5
9. Probably Misses His Old Glasses                                   31.5                      
10. Team Discovery Channel                                             15.5

July 10th, 2018 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Fat Tony, Food & Drink
Episodes : Bart of Darkness, Kamp Krusty, Radio Bart
Winners : Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: We're Back in Business...That Was A Scary Couple of Hours.

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

1. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers: We're Back in Business...That Was A Scary Couple of Hours - 47 pts
2. Trivia Is In Danger of Getting Stale. We're Taking It To Strange New Places - 45 pts
3. Brain, It's All Up To You. If You Don't Think Of A Great Team Name, We'll Lose Matt Smith Forever. Eat the Pudding Eat the Pudding....... - 44.5 pts
4. Sex Cauldron - 42.5 pts
5. The Wee Turtles - 42 pts
5. You have selected REGICIDE - 42 pts
7. Forward, Back to Center! Center Holds It, Holds It...HOLDS IT!!! - 41.5 pts
7. The Whitey Whackers - 41.5 pts
9. The Devil's Cabana Boys - 40.5 pts
10. Should We Do This Trivia Gangland Style or Execution Style? - 40 pts
11. Your Older, Balder, Fatter Team. - 38.5 pts
12. Questions? Questions?! Oh, Our Whole Scheme Down The..I Mean Ask Away! - 37.5 pts
12. We've Got Two Tickets to Paradise! - 37.5 pts
14. Team Names Are So Long These Days! Isn't There Some Way We Could Make Money Off That? - 36.5 pts
15. Chris, Can You Set the Oven to Cold? - 35 pts
16. A Single Plum, Floating in Perfume, Served In A Man's Hat. - 34.5 pts
17. The Queens of the Harpies! - 34 pts
18. We Can't Answer Trivia Like We Used To, But We Have Our Ways. One Trick Is To Tell Them Stories that Don't Go Anywhere, Like the Time We Caught the Ferry OIver to Shelbyville...33.5 pts
19. Our Team Should Be Able to Run Over As Many Kids As We Want! - 32.5 pts
20. Iron Helps Us Play! - 31pts
20. Wait Chris, What Was That Last Thing You Said? Grandpa's Little Helper? WHAT'S THAT? - 31 pts
20. Each Answer Brings Us Closer to God. Catch Me Lord, Catch Me! - 31 pts
20. Always Tip Your Postal Workers - 31 pts
20. Men, There's a Little Crippled Boy Sitting in the Hospital Who Wants You to Win This Trivia. I Know, Because I Crippled Him Myself to Inspire You. - 31 pts
25. Chowders - 30.5 pts
26. And I'm Not Out of Order. You're Out of Order! The Whole Freakin' System Is Out of Order! You Want The Truth, You Can't Handle The Truth! Cause When You Reach Over and Put Your Hand Into A Pile of Goo That Was Your Best Friend's Face, You'll Know What To Do! FORGET MARGE! IT'S CHINATOWN! - 30 pts
27. The Happy Sumos - 28.5 pts
28. Nine Misfortunes - 27.5 pts
29. Bob Mackie Originals - 27 pts
30. By Reading This Team Name Out Loud, You Have Waived Any Legal Responsibility On Our Part in Perpetuity, Throughout the Universe. - 26.5 pts
31. Ogdenville Outlet - 26 pts
31. The Muddy Mae Suggins Experience! - 26 pts
33. This Has Trivia In It, Trivia Is A Fruit. - 24 pts
33. The Team Whose Name is Witty At First But That Seems Less Funny Each Time You Hear It. - 24 pts
35. Poochie's Home Planet- 23.5 pts
36. The Older, Balder, Fatter Sons - 23 pts