Wednesday, September 19, 2018

September 17th, 2018 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Chief Wiggum, Anniversaries
Episodes: Burns' Heir, The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular, The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
Winner: We  Went Through A 6 Year Orgy Of Non-Stop Trivia And Booze With Nothing To Show For It But Four Emmys And A Pizzeria Serio Gift Certificate - Tie Breaker
Best Team Name:  It's Just Another Chapter In The Pointless Rivalry Between This Trivia Team And The Other Trivia Teams. They Built A Mini-Mall, So We Built A Bigger Mini-Mall. They Made The World's Largest Pizza So We Burnt Down Their City Hall

1. We  Went Through A 6 Year Orgy Of Non-Stop Trivia And Booze With Nothing To Show For It But Four Emmys And A Pizzeria Serio Gift Certificate- 47.5 pts
2. Who's To Say What's A Team Name These Days, What With All Our Modern Ideas… And Products? -47.5 pts
3. Surdrudinma Baradad's Trivia Party - 45.5 pts
4. Dial "T" For Trivia'ous'ness - 41 pts
5. Our Team Is Better Than Dirt! Well, Most Kinds Of Dirt. Not That Fancy Store-Bought Dirt. That Stuff's Loaded With Nutrients - 40.5 pts
6. It's Like Kissing A Peanut - 39.5 pts
7. What's Wrong With The Denver Broncos? - 39 pts
8. I've Got Some textbooks, But Without State Approved Syllabi And Standardized Testing, My Trivia Playing Can Only Go So Far - 38.5 pts
9. It's Just Another Chapter In The Pointless Rivalry Between This Trivia Team And The Other Trivia Teams. They Built A Mini-Mall, So We Built A Bigger Mini-Mall. They Made The World's Largest Pizza So We Burnt Down Their City Hall - 37.5 pts
10. Aaron, This Trivia Is Terrible! It's Got No Attitude, It's Barely Outrageous And I Don't Know What It's In, But It's Not My Face!- 36 pts
11. Tuborg, The Beer Of Danish Kings - 29.5 pts
12. Alright, Mr. Burns. What's Your Team Name? I Don't Know -27 pts
13. A Perfectly Cromulent Team - 25 pts
14. The 3-Eyed Fish - 16.5 pts
15. Dental Plan - Lisa Needs Aces - 14 pts
16. Billy And The Cloneasauruses - 12 pts
17. Not Your Average Stonecutters - 3 pts

Monday, September 17, 2018

September 15, 2018 - Calgary


Location:  Dickens Pub
Episodes: Lisa's Rival, The Secret War of Lisa Simpson, Cape Feare
Winner: This trivia team doesn't deserve to win
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Stupid trivia teams need the most attention

This trivia team doesn't deserve to win 47.5
Have you seen Shaya today? He looks terrible 47.5
Stay perfectly still; only I may play Simpsons trivia 39.5
The Popli kids 39
Allied biscuits 37.5
Just an old creaky mirror that sometimes sounds like it's sneezing or coughing or talking softly 37
Stupid trivia teams need the most attention 36.5
Keep watching the skis 35.5
Team discovery channel 35
Table couches 31
Oh, we're going to lose at Simpson's trivia just 'cause we're dangerously unqualified 27.5
Santa's Little Helpers 14
Snowball II 13.5

Saturday, September 15, 2018

September 4, 2018 - Hamilton


Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: Simpsons Trivia?!  There's a Cwayon in Me Brain?
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  Gerry What's Wrong?  Are You Hungry? Sleepy? Gassy?
Gassy? Is It Gas?  It's Gas, Isn't It?   

1. There's a Cwayon in Me Brain?                                            42       
1. It's Not Easy To Juggle A Pregnant Wife And  A Troubled 
Child, But Somehow I Managed To Fit In Two Hours Of 
Trivia A Month                                                                          42
1. Loafers Former Gophers                                                      42
4. Wiggum Forever, Barney Never                                           39.5
5. Stupid Gerry's Need The Most Attention                              37.5
6. Gerry What's Wrong?  Are You Hungry? Sleepy? Gassy?
Gassy? Is It Gas?  It's Gas, Isn't It?                                           37
7. Trash Eating Stinkbags                                                         35
8. Is Ths Name Argel Bargle, Of Foo Faraw?  You Decide.        30.5
9. Spill It Gerry Hall, Or We're Callin' The Cops                       28.5                    

*Ties decided by who finished highest in round 5.

September 11th, 2018 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Principal Skinner, They Come In Pairs
Episodes : 22 Short Films About Springfield, Bart's Comet, Homer Goes To College
Winners : Kwik-e-mart Gougers: Welcome Back Space Girl!

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

1. Kwik-e-mart Gougers: Welcome Back Space Girl! - 49 pts
2. Apu's Garden in the Shade - 43.5 pts
3. The Big Trivia Team of Chosen People - 43 pts
4. Goodtime SLIM, Uncle Doobie, and the Great Frisco Freakout - 42.5 pts
4. Oh, no! Matt Smith Has Quit His Trivia Job and Joined A Violence Gang! - 42. 5 pts
6. Going Out to Simpsons Trivia for Some of You That Would Mean A Lot Less Mating, For
Some Of Us A Lot More! - 41.5 pts
6. Dear Mr Premier, There Are Too Many Wards Nowadays. Please Eliminate 19. I Am Not
A Crackhead - 41.5 pts
8. To Fly! The Dream of Every Simpsons Trivia Team And Flightless Bird Alike! - 40.5 pts
9. Sex Cauldron - 40 pts
10. Damn Hell Ass Kings - 38 pts
11. Sponge and Vacuum - 35.5 pts
12. Maybe We're Not Getting Enough... Estrogen - 33 pts
13. Lovematic Grandpa - 31 pts
14. Bob Mackie Originals: We Look Nothing like Ted Bessel, But We're Just As Nice. - 30
pts
15. Works on Contingency? No, Money Down! - 28.5 pts
16. Company L - 26.5 pts
17. The Dollarydoos - 26 pts
18. Where'd You Get Five Bucks? - 25.5 pts
19. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Whoever Sucked - 24 pts
20. In Your Face Space Coyote - 22.5 pts
20. I've Seen Teams Suck Before But They Were The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever
Sucked - 22.5 pts
22. Pin Pals - 21.5 pts
23. Thrillho - 21 pts
24. It Was A Pornography Trivia! I Was Answering Questions About Pornography! - 17 pts
25. Boy Scoutz in the Hood - 14 pts


Thursday, September 13, 2018

September 12, 2018 - Kitchener-Waterloo


Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Lionel Hutz, Education
Episodes : Simpson Tide, Lisa's Substitute, Bart's Friend Falls in Love
Winners : The Blurst of Teams
Best Team Name : Put some pants on and pull them down it's time for a spanking 

1. The Blurst of Teams - 44.5 pts (tiebreaker)
2. The Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour - 44.5 pts
3. No, it's the children who are wrong - 37.5 pts
4. Champions of Winning Superb! - 36 pts
5. This team seems to love the speedo guy - 35.5 pts
6. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 34 pts
6. Hey new guys, your epidermis is showing - 34 pts
8. Put some pants on and pull them down it's time for a spanking - 30 pts
9. The noise Sideshow Bob makes when he gets hit in the face with a rake - 28.5 pts
10. Our team no function beer well without - 27 pts
11. A joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern - 26 pts
12. Mattingly's Sideburns - 21.5 pts
12. People Who Look Like Things - 21.5 pts
14. Darryl! Darryl! - 17.5 pts
15. Boo-urns - 12.5 pts

Tuesday, August 28, 2018

August 27, 2018 - Detroit


Location: Tipsy McStagger's
Themes: Rod and Todd, Beer
Episodes: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious, War of the Simpsons, Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
Winner: I Got It From The Hair Dryer

1. I Got It From The Hair Dryer - 39 & 2/3pts
2. My Teacher Says I Need Cupcakes, Cupcakes to Learn - 39 & 1/6pts.
3. Pi is Exactly 3 - 38 & 2/3pts
4. Put It in H - 34pts
5. Pin Pals - 28.5pts
6. Aurora Borealis - 27 & 2/3pts
7. Dr. Potter Wars - 10pts

Monday, August 27, 2018


August 25, 2018 - Calgary


Location: Dickens Pub
Winner:  The good, the bad, the ugly, the pug ugly, the fugly, the pug fugly, and the ugly ugly
Winner Best Team Name: The Dogs? Or Bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you


1.  The good, the bad, the ugly, the pug ugly, the fugly, the pug fugly, and the ugly ugly. 44
2.  That's some outfit Adam, It makes you look like a homosexual. (Boo!) Whoa, maybe you all are homosexuals too! 40.5
3.  Well that depends. If you've been good, pizza! If you've been bad, trivia. 39.5
4.  Trivia host? That's not a job, it's a waste of time. What can trivia contestants pay you? Nothing! What satisfaction do you get from asking questions? None! Who wants to ask contestants questions anyway? Nobody! 39
5.  The Popli Kids. 38.75
6.  Allied Biscuits. 37.5
7.  Quoth the Glavin. 36
8.  Take them for a trivia night and you'll agree: Zagreb ebnom zlotdnik diev! 34.75
9.  The ancient order of the no Homers club. 33
10. Oh my great good god. Gentlemen your attention please. I am detecting an unstintingly hilarious and sexy team name! It's 80 meters long and heading this way! Oh, good glavin it's on my shoe! It;s a.... oh, it's incredibly stupid. Just get off get off! Stupid machine. Oh wait a minute. This isn't the team namenator. It's the stupid team name exaggerator! 31.25
11.  I am a big four eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater every day. 31
12.  The dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you. 17.25
13.  White wine spritzer. 12.75
14.  The holy rollers. 12.25