Tuesday, September 16, 2014

September 15, 2014 - Vancouver


Location: Simply Delicious
Categories: Chief Wiggum, Song Lyrics
Episodes: Homer Goes To College, Lisa's Rival, You Only Move Twice 
Winner: Worker and Parasite


Final Standings:
1. Worker and Parasite 44 pts
2. The Sons of the Guy Who Played "Huggy Bear" 41 pts
3. The erotic adventures of Hercules 38 pts
4. Latex Condo…Boy! We'd like to live in one of those! 36.5 pts
5. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others 35 pts
6. Rowdy Roddie Peeper! 34.5 pts
7. Wow, this is great, and all we've done is write down our name…Thrillhouse! 34 pts
8. The Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers 33 pts
9. Baby on board, something something Burt Ward…this thing practically writes itself! 32.5 pts
10. Lousy Smarch Weather 32 pts
11. Baby on board, something something Burt Ward 27.5 pts
12. Hell Damn Ass Kings 27 pts
13. 52 Slices of American Cheese 25.5 pts
14. Lead Paint: Delicious but deadly 24 pts
15. Cram it with walnuts, ugly 24 pts
16. There's a team behind that lemon-shaped rock 23.5 pts
17. 1-600 DOCTORB 23 pts
18. The Team Where Nothing Can Possibli Go Wrong 23 pts
19. Stupid Sexy Flanders 23 pts
20. The Denver Broncos 20.5 pts
21. Blackula Meets Black Dracula 18 pts
22. Dungeons and dildos 18 pts
23. Gonna paint a wagon, gonna paint it good 17.5 pts
24. Kang & Kodos 17 pts
25. The suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked 16.5 pts
26. A fridge too far 16 pts
27. The Lizard Queens 16 pts
28. Ken Griffey Jr.'s grotesquely swollen jaw 16 pts
29. Snowball 3 12 pts
30. Lisa need braces 7.5 pts
31. Pin Palspts
32. The stoney baloneys 4.5 
pts

September 15, 2014 - Chicago (2nd anniversary edition)


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Dancin’ Homer, Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song, Last Exit to Springfield
Categories: Homer Simpson, Birthdays
Winner: This Team Knows All Except Combination to Safe

Final Standings:
1. This Team Knows All Except Combination to Safe, 50 pts
2. New York is a Hellhole. And You Know How I Feel About Hellholes, 47 pts
3. We’re Here, We’re Queer, We Don’t Want Any More Bears, 46 pts
4. The Kids Can Call Our Team “HoJu”, 45.5 pts
5. Stacy-Con ’94, 45 pts
5. Diese Trivia Team ist Ein... Nuisance Team!, 45 pts
7. The Team Next to the Team with No Numbers on It, 43 pts
8. The Popes of Chili Town, 42 pts
9. Million Dollar Birthday Fries, 41.5 pts
9. Don’t Make Me Run, I’m Full of Pizza, 41.5 pts
11. The Team with No Numbers on It, 40 pts
12. Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, 39.5 pts
13. Cause When This Team Reaches Over and Put Their Hands into a Pile of Goo That was Your Best Friend's Face, You'll Know What to Do! Forget It, Marge, It's Chinatown!, 39 pts
14. Nana nana nana nana LEADER, 38 pts
14. We Bet on the Other Teams to Win, 38 pts
16. St. Sebastian’s School for Wicked Girls, 37.5 pts
17. Whitey Whackers, 36 pts
17. Mediocre Presidents, 36 pts
19. All Right Marge: We're Getting' Drive-Thru and Doin' it Twice!!, 35.5 pts
20. The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango, 34.5 pts
21. Some Sort of Non… Giving Up… School Guy!, 32 pts
21. All in Favor, Say Die, 32 pts
23. Happy Smile Super Challenge Family Wish Show, 31 pts
24. The B-Sharps, 29.5 pts
24. Hitachi Tribe, 29.5 pts
26. Pin Pals, 27.5 pts
27. Seaweed Sharks, 22.5 pts
28. Hepped Up on Goofballs, 20 pts
29. The Dennis Miller Ratio, 18.5 pts

30. The Ides of Marge, 17.5 pts

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Hamilton - September 2, 2014


Location: Anchor Bar
Episodes: Homer's Phobia, Bart After Dark, The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
Winner: Steamed Hams

Final Standings:
1. Steamed Hams                                                          47 pts
2. Compuglobalhypermeganet                                   42 pts
3. The Dreaded Rear Admirals                                  38.5 pts
4. Globex Corporation                                                38.5 pts
5. Major Players Down at the Sewing Store         36 pts
6. The Christ Punchers                                            32.5 pts
7. Team X                                                                      32 pts
8. There's Your Answer Fishbulb                         31.5 pts
9. Rory Calhouns                                                        31 pts
10. Look Who's Oinking                                            29.5 pts
11. Happy Little Elves                                                28.5 pts
12. Goonsquad                                                            28 pts
13. Yvan Eht Nioj                                                       26.5 pts
14. People Who Look Like Things                         26 pts
15. The Movementarians                                           24 pts
16. Team Funzo                                                           22.5 pts
17. Party Posse                                                             18 pts
18. Keep Reaching For That Rainbow                 16.5 pts
19. Mooseknucklers                                                    11 pts
20. Rodney                                                                   6 pts



Monday, September 8, 2014

August 21, 2014 - Vancouver

Location: Simply Delicious
Categories: Moe, Food
Episodes: Bart of Darkness, Two Dozen and One Greyhounds, A Star Is Burns
Winner: OK, let's make a pact. This is going to be the best trivia night ever or we'll all agree to disband and join other trivia groups.

Final Standings:
1. OK, let's make a pact. This is going to be the best trivia night ever or we'll all agree to disband and join other trivia groups, 44 pts
2. Stop the Planet of the Apes, I want to get off!, 42.5 
3. Thrillhouse, 42 pts
4. Goons…Hired Goons, 41pts
5. Queen of the Harpies, 40 pts
6. Adrian's Revenge, 39 pts
7. Say Hello to Miguel Sanchez!, 38.5 pts
8. The Wildcats!, 37.5 pts
9. If I catch you I'm gonna stick a sausage down your throat and shove starving dogs up your butt, 36.5 pts
10. Strickland Propane, 36.5 pts
11. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 35 pts
12. Principal Kohotek and that BOY of his, 34.5 pts
13. The Newest Members of the Fleet-a-Pita Franchise: Brandi! Chirstine! Daniel! Jackie! Kirk! Paul! Bart!, 33.5 pts
14. Team Candy Apple Island, 32.5 pts
15. The Whitey Whackers, 31 pts
16. Pageant of the Transmundane, 30.5 pts
17. I can't believe it's a law firm, 30.5 pts
18. Chuck Mangiones, 27 pts
19. Inflammable means Flammable? What a world!!, 25.5 pts
20. I can't! It's a Geo!, 25 pts
21. Diablo Canyon 2, 25 pts
22. The Denver Broncos, 24.5 pts
23. The Inanimate Carbon Rods, 24.5 pts
24. The Jury of the Damned: including the starting line of the Philadelphia Fliers, 24 pts
25. Team Discovery Channel, 23.5 pts
26. Yustis-R Deewoh, 23.5 pts
27. We Steam a Good Ham, 23.5 pts
28. Team Discovery Channel (2), 21 pts
29. Lurleen Lumpkins,19.5 pts
30. The Damn Wiener Kids,19.5 pts
31. Fish Bulb, 17.5 pts
32. The Be Sharps!, 15.5 pts
33. Everything is coming up Milhouse, 13.5 
pts

Sunday, September 7, 2014

September 4, 2014 - Brooklyn




Location: Berry Park
Categories: Moe; Flashbacks and Flashforwards
Episodes: Burns, Baby, Burns; The Front; Two Bad Neighbors
Winner: (tie) 
We Know You Can Read Our Thoughts, Dans. Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (won tiebreaker) and That Trivia Was Fixed, Will's Team Was Using A Freakin' Ladder for God's Sake

Final Standings:
1. That Trivia Was Fixed, Will's Team Was Using A Freakin' Ladder for God's Sake, 48 points
1. We Know You Can Read Our Thoughts, Dans. Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (won tiebreaker), 48 points
3. Stop Remembering TV and Get Back to Work, 46.5 points
4. Ah Yes. Shake it, Dan. Capital Knockers, 46 points
5. This Team May Be Ugly and Hate-Filled but Wait What Was the third thing You Said?, 44 points
5. Berry Park's Answer to a Question No One Asked, 44 points
5. Popes of Chili Town, 44 points
5. The Absence of Mark Radkin, 44 points
9. Two Guys from Kabul, 43.5 points
10. Stupid Lisa Garbage Team, 42.5 points
11. Wolf whistle, meow, eee eee eee eee, purr, pant, ruff, ayooooo, bebebebebebe, hubba hubba, 41.5 points
12. All These Teams at Berry Park are a Bunch of Little SOBs, 39.5 points
13. A Phone Shaped like Mary Worth, 37.5 points
14. The team where they send the nuclear submarine to fight the piranhas, and one of them swims right down the periscope, and bites the guy right in the eye, and the guy goes aaah aaah, and that old lady told him it would happen!, 36 points
15. Competitive violence, that's why we're here! , 34.5 points
16. Committee to Reelect Les Weinan, 33.5 points
17. Pray for Mojo, 33 points
18. Do you come with the car? Oh you! Do you come with the car? Oh you!, 32 points
19. The queens of summertime... we mean kings, 31.5 points
20. Worker and Parasite, 31 points
21. Oh my God, the dead have risen and they're voting republican!, 30 points
22. Sex Cauldron!, 29.5 points
23. Flavor Country (It's a big country), 27.5 points
24. Just Ask These Scienticians, 26.5 points
25. We are hummingbirds of some kind. Eeeeeeeeeeeeee..., 26 points
26. Discovery Channel, 21.5 points
26. Grainne and Semele, the Blue Birds of Unhappiness, 21.5 points
28. Ow! My freakin' ears!, 21 points
29. 64 Slices of American Glenn, 20 points
29. Bovine University Alumni Association, 20 points
31. My eyes! The goggles do nothing!, 8 points

32. Only who can prevent forest fires? You picked you, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you, 4.5 points

Monday, August 18, 2014

August 18, 2014 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Bart Sells His Soul, Lisa’s Substitute, Much Apu About Nothing
Categories: Bill and Marty, Art
Winner: alt.nerd.obsessive

Final Standings:
1. 
alt.nerd.obsessive, 43 pts
2. The Team that Puts the “You” in “ImprYOUvement”, 42.5 pts
2. The Vassar “Let’s Crash the Rocket into the White House at Kill the President” Bashers, 42.5 pts
2. Vaporlock Awareness Association, 42.5 pts
5. The Team of Maximum Occupancy, 41 pts
6. Hugh Jass, 40.5 pts
6. They Said They Made the Team Themselves... from a Bigger Team, 40.5 pts
8. Capital Knockers, 39.5 pts
8. John Q. Driveway, 39.5 pts
10. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician, and a Statistician,  38 pts
10. Team Discovery Channel, 38 pts
12. Ooh, Trivia and Pizzeria Serio are a Dangerous Mix, 37.5 pts
13. A World Without Zinc, 37 pts
13. The Legend of the Dogfaced Woman, 37 pts
15. The Team from a Summer Place, from a Summer Place, It’s the Team from a Summer Place, It’s the Team, 36.5 pts
16. Professor VJ Cornucopia’s Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery, 35 pts
17. Loudmouth Malcontents, 34 pts
17. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers (gasp!), 34 pts
17. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 34 pts
20. Classroom After Classroom of Ugly, Ugly Children, 33.5 pts
21. WO__D_ F_IR, 33 pts
22. Five Lardos on Workman’s Comp, 32.5 pts
22. The Team that Likes Women that Take Their Clothes Off for Money, 32.5 pts
24. In this Team, We Obey the Laws of Thermodynamics, 31 pts
24. Nuts and Gum: Together at Last!, 31 pts
26. Are POO and ASS Taken?, 30 pts
26. Ozzie and the Straw, 30 pts
28. Coffee is for Closers, 29.5 pts
28. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel, 29.5 pts
30. Impy and Chimpy, 29 pts
31. The Knifey Spoonies, 27.5 pts
32. Sex Cauldron? I Thought They Closed that Place Down!, 25 pts
32. The Crazy Old Man Singers, 25 pts
34. The Legitimate Businessmen’s Social Club, 24 pts
35. Worst Team Name Ever, 20 pts