Sunday, March 3, 2024

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - February Editions

 


LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Bumblebee Man, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!(Tennis Terms)

EPISODES : I Love Lisa, El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer(The Mysterious Journey of Our Homer), New Kid on the Block

WINNERS : We Quit Our Tutoring Jobs and Joined a Violence Gang

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**


1. We Quit Our Tutoring Jobs and Joined a Violence Gang - 48 pts

2. We Need To Cook Up A New Simpsons Trivia Team Name For Valentine's Day, Something Warm and Fuzzy Like " Happy Love Day" But Not So Lame - 43.5 pts

3. We've Learned That Trivia is One Crushing Defeat After Another Until You Just Wish Matt Smith was Dead - 41.5 pts

4. How Frightfully Rude! I Certainly Hope Somebody Stabs This Team in the Eye - 41 pts

5. The Galloping Gazelles - 37 pts

6. Moochin' War Widows - 33 pts

7. Don't You Hate Pants?! - 25 pts

8. The Team That Lives Above a Bowling Alley and Below Another Bowling Alley - 22 pts












Monday, February 19, 2024

February 12, 2024 - Chicago

 
Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Sideshow Bob, Religion
Episodes: Principal Charming, Bart the Daredevil, Homer Alone
Winner: We Do This for Stainmaster Carpets, Proud Sponsor of Simpsons Trivia
Best Team Name: Cat Ear Medicine

1. We Do This for Stainmaster Carpets, Proud Sponsor of Simpsons Trivia. 48.5 pts
2. Must Find Man..., 46.5 pts
3. See, to Tell You the Truth, Um, Our Team is Just Killing Time Here, We're Just Waiting Here, Uhh, Waiting for a Different Trivia to Start, 44.5 pts
4. Union Rule 26: Every Team Must Win Simpsons Trivia at Least Once, Regardless of Gross Incompetence, Obesity or Rank Odor, 38 pts
5. Sounds like the 49ers Got a Discipline Problem. Maybe That's Why We Beat Them at Football Nearly Half the Time, 37.5 pts
6. (Covers Mouth) The Atlanta Falcons, 37 pts
7. The Team that Sleeps Nude at Pizzeria Serio, Which They Believe Gives Them Sexual Powers, 36.5 pts
8. Homer, These Triviagoers Sound Nice but They're Clearly Nerds, 35.5 pts
9. Interslice, 35 pts
9. We Have a Team, Perhaps You'd Like to Bounce It, 35 pts
11. Son, When You Participate in Trivia Events, It's Not Whether You Win or Lose: It's How Drunk You Get, 34.5 pts
12. Marzipan Joy Joys, 33 pts
13. It Was an Unusually Warm February 12th, So the Trivia Team Walked Home Without Jackets, 32 pts
14. Duff Gardens... Hoorah!, 31 pts
15. No, Pizza Downstairs!, 30 pts
16. Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, 29 pts
17. Two Sex-ay Ladies, 27 pts
18. Whacked Out on Wowie Sauce, 25 pts
19. Pulla Pulla Pulla!,    22.5 pts
20. Damn Weiner Kids, 21.5 pts
21. Devil's Pals, 20 pts
21. Linguo IS Dead, 20 pts
23. Stonecutters, 19.5 pts
24. Smellin' of Troy, 18.5 pts
25. Dental Plan! (Lisa Needs Braces), 18 pts
26. Cat Ear Medicine, 17.5 pts
27. The Scoutmasters "Don't Be Afraid to Use your Nails Boys", 15.5 pts
27. You Don't Win Friends with Salad, 15.5 pts
29. A Woman Named Mindy... or a Man Named Andy, 14 pts
30. International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs and Trivia Technicians, 13 pts
31. Luke & Audrey: Pin Pals, 4 pts
31. Thrill- Hos, 4 pts

Friday, January 26, 2024

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - January Editions

 




LOCATION : The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES : Ralph Wiggum, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!(Nuts!)

EPISODES :  I Married Marge, Lisa's First Word, And Maggie Makes Three

WINNERS : Chris! We Made a Special Cake For You To Ruin, It’s Over There!


**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**


1. Chris! We Made a Special Cake For You To Ruin, It’s Over There! - 42.5 pts

2. Uh-Huh, That's Right, NEEEEEEEEERDS - 40.5 pts

3. We're Familiar With the Works of Pablo Neruda - 37.5 pts

4. The Egg Advisory Council - 33.5 pts

5. The Negligent Monsters - 30.5 pts

6. The Lovematic Grampas - 29 pts

7. Chalk Faced Goons - 24.5 pts

8. Sex Cauldron - 21.5 pts

9. Punkin & Dunkin: The Twinkle Twins - 16.5 pts




Friday, December 15, 2023

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia - December Edition

 


LOCATION: The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Santa's Little Helper, Matt Smith Round of Mystery! (LYRICS FROM "YOU'RE A MEAN ONE, MR. GRINCH"

EPISODES : Marge Be Not Proud, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace, Mr. Plow

WINNERS : We Didn't Think It Was Physically Possible, But Our Team Both Sucks and Blows

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**


1. We Didn't Think It Was Physically Possible, But Our Team Both Sucks and Blows - 47 pts

2. Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp - 46 pts

3. This Team's Motto is Semper Fudge....Relax - 43 pts

4. I Owe Everything I Have to Chris' Watchful Eye....And Swift Hand. Oh, There's Chris Now. Watching Me. What's That, Chris? They Have A Right To Be Here. Its Simpsons Trivia. I.....Chris, That Sailor Suit Doesn't Fit Anymore! - 42.5 pts

5. The Lovematic Grampas Featuring Meeeeeeendooooooozzzzzzaaaaa - 35.5 pts

6. The Moochin' War Widows - 26.5 pts

7. Don't You Hate Pants?! - 23 pts

8. The Many Stooges Ward - 19.5 pts



Thursday, November 23, 2023

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - November Edition


 

LOCATION: The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Jasper, Literature

EPISODES : The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show, The Springfield Files, Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson In The Curse of the Flying Hellfish

WINNERS : Batman & Magellan

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**


1. Batman & Magellan - 46.5 pts

2. Here Comes The Metric System! - 44.5 pts

3. Our Team Is Hatless, Repeat HATLESS - 43.5 pts

4. Take THAT Dr Sally Waxler! - 43 pts

5. The D- Fault Duo - 42 pts

6. Chris, Would You Say It's Time For Us To Crack Each Other's Skulls Open and Feast On The Goo Inside??? - 40.5 pts

7. Maybe We ARE Wieners - 35.5 pts

8. The Neglectarinos- 35 pts

9. The Lovematic Grampas - 33.5 pts

10. Moochin' War Widows - 25 pts

11. The Two Stooges Ward - 19.5 pts

Saturday, October 28, 2023

October 23, 2023 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Bill and Marty, Art
Episodes:
Treehouse of Horror VIII, Treehouse of Horror IX
Winner:
An Illegal Simpsons Trivia Ring Operating Out of My Car Hole!
Best Team Name:
Chicago, Your Sports Teams are No More… Than a Bunch of Ill-Bred Embarrassments. The Bulls, Too? Especially the Bulls! But Especially the Bears!
 
1. An Illegal Simpsons Trivia Ring Operating Out of My Car Hole!, 47 pts
2. We Hope That's Shepherd's Pie in Our Knickers, 44.5 pts
3. We Now Return to "When Coffins Flop" on Non-Stop Corncob TV, 44 pts
3. Teams are Weary of Trivia That is Over Before They Even Have a Chance to Get Drunk! 5 Rounds, That's All I Ask, 44 pts
5. Neil, Do You Wanna See My New Chainsaw and Hockey Mask?!, 42 pts
6. Too Crazy for Boys Town, Too Much of a Boy for Crazy Town, 40 pts
6. There, There Trivia Scorers. All Those Years Caged Up at the Front Table. Why, You've Probably Never Even Seen Your Own Faces [drawing of Hibbert punching them through a door], 40 pts
8. We Changed Our Team Name to Homer Jr. The Kids Can Call Us Hoju, 39.5 pts
9. Horrible Freaks with Pink Skin, No Overbites and Five Fingers on Each Hand, 39 pts
9. Treehouse of Whores, 39 pts
11. Hey, Guys? Just So You Don't Hear Any Wild Rumors, Our Team is Being Indicted for Fraud in Australia, 38 pts
11. In the Midst of All the Killing & Pizza Eating, We Forgot the Trivia, 38 pts
13. The Mayor's Beer Swilling Brother Clovis, 37.5 pts
14. Chicago, Your Sports Teams are No More… Than a Bunch of Ill-Bred 
Embarrassments. The Bulls, Too? Especially the Bulls! But Especially the Bears!, 36.5 pts
14. I Loved that Movie Young Frankenstein. Scared the Hell Out of Me, 36.5 pts
16. Little Timmy and the Shebangs, 36 pts
17. Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Table Five, 35.5 pts
18. I'm Not a Trivia Team *sob* I'm a Monster, 34 pts
19. Your Team's Just Mad Because There's No Clock in Your Hats, 33.5 pts
20. Can I Borrow a Team Name?, 32.5 pts
21. I Can See that You Know Babies, 32 pts
21. Krudler, 32 pts
23. Toilet Time for Trivia Town, 31 pts
23. Hmm, 2 Bucks… And It Only Transports Matter?, 31 pts
25. Toilet Time for Tiny Town, 28 pts
26. Thrillhouse, 26.5 pts
27. Grade A Morons, 25.5 pts
28. That Board With a Nail in It May Have Defeated Us But The Humans Won't Stop There. They'll Make Bigger Boards and Bigger Nails and Soon, They Will Make a Board So Big It Will Destroy Them All!, 23.5 pts
29. Mike Scioscia's Trivial Illness, 22.5 pts
30. The White Wine Spritzer, Spritzer, Spritzers, 21.5 pts
31. Popcorn Suitcase, 19.5 pts
32. The Any Keys, 18.5 pts

Thursday, October 26, 2023

WooHoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Toronto - Halloween Edition x 2

 


LOCATION :  The Dive Shop

CATEGORIES :  Hallowe'en Ned, Matt Smith Round of Mystery!(BOO!)

EPISODES :  Treehouse of Horror VII, Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror I

WINNERS : The Dreaded Rear Admirals

**Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets, changed your name half way through the night or forgotten to email in your final scores! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!**


1. The Dreaded Rear Admirals - 48 pts

2. Fresh Victims for Chris Brazeau's Ever Growing Army of the Undead - 47 pts

3. Chris, Don't Take This Personally, But This Team Has Obtained a Court Order to Prevent You From Planning This Wedding - 46.5 pts

4. Queens of the Harpies - 46 pts

5. One of Our Team Members Is a Cannibal. Try To Guess Which One, We Think You'll Be Pleasantly Surprised - 45.5 pts

6. The Team Whose Idea of Wit is Nothing More Than an Incisive Observation Humourously Phrased and Delivered with Impeccable Timing - 43 pts

7. The Negligent Monsters - 41.5 pts

8. Lovematic Grampas - 38 pts

9. This Team Is Evil I Tells You! Evil! EEEEEVVIIIIIIIIL! - 30.5 pts

10. Moochin' War Widows - 29 pts

10. Jimbo's Spook House - 29 pts

12. Chalk Faced Goons - 26.5 pts

13. Team Discovery Channel - 18.5 pts

14. Lizard Queens - 15 pts