Monday, February 20, 2017

February 2, 2017 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: The Kings Beer Hall 
Categories: Uncie Herb; Hatred   
Episodes: Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield, I Love Lisa, Trash of the Titans
Winner: Dead Wife (Crossed Out)

1. Dead Wife (Crossed Out), 48.5 pts 
2. The Dead Malkmen, 46.5 pts 
3. Rusty! Rusty! I'll curse that name til the day I die, 46 pts 
4. We're gonna play naked. Ah sure, there will be a couple of uptight trivia hosts who won't dig the team philosophy..., 45 pts 
4. I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try, 45 pts 
6. That drunken posse, 42 pts 
7. Dan was in the closet with the other Dan and they had as many arms as Vishnu and they were all very busy!, 40.5 pts 
7. Boy Rusty leaving is depressing, hey I know what would cheer us up... trivia!, 40.5 pts 
9. Yvan eht nioj, 40 pts 
10. What the hell is Simpsons Trivia? It's one of those campy 90s throwbacks that appeals to Millenials, 39 pts 
11. No on 24, 38 pts 
12. I love these real Simpsons Trivia nights..., 37.5 pts 
13. The Windy Apple, 33.5 pts 
14. Don't ask me, I'm just a girl!, 29.5 pts 
15. Prize Pig, 26.5 pts 
16. Goons. Hired goons., 26 pts 
17. Won't someone think of a team name?, 21 pts 
18. That Fat Jamaican Guy, 20 pts 
19. Sideshow Bob Roberts, 13.5 pts 
20. Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!, 11 pts 

21. The Flaming Moe's Monorail Express, 3 pts 

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

February 14th, 2017 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Moleman, Romantic Moments and Gestures
Episodes : The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons, I'm With Cupid, Bart's Girlfriend
Winners : The Nelsons Never Come Around Anymore, Now That They've Got Their Mistresses
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Attention Everyone. This is Chris Brazeau. Some Trivia Attendee, Possibly Matt Smith, Has Been Circulating Candy Hearts With Crude, Off-Color Sentiments


1. The Nelsons Never Come Around Anymore, Now That They've Got Their Mistresses - 45.5 pts
2. Beer Barons - 42.5 pts
3. The Team That Keeps Their Hookers 'Round Back - 42.5 pts
4. Our Team Needs to Do Some Serious Boning! - 41 pts
4. That's Game, Hendrix! - 41 pts
6. "Chris... I'm Home!" *LAUGH* "Already?" *LAUGH* "Yes." *LAUGH* - 40.5 pts
6. Attention Everyone. This is Chris Brazeau. Some Trivia Attendee, Possibly Matt Smith, Has Been Circulating Candy Hearts With Crude, Off-Color Sentiments - 40.5 pts
6. In Simpsons Trivia, First You Get the Answers, Then You Get the Donuts, Then You Get the Women - 40.5 pts
9. Welcome Futurists, Cyberphiles, and the Rest of You Dateless Wonders - 40 pts
10. Funky-See Funky-Do feat. The Sad Remains of Sex Cauldron - 39 pts
10. So, Our Team Says to Mabel, We Says... - 39 pts
12. Discovery Channel - 38 pts
13. Every Team Who's Found True Love Can Leave Early Today - 37 pts
14. Loneliness and Cheeseburgers are a Dangerous Mix - 36.5 pts
14. Team Huggington: The Team That Loves to Love - 36.5 pts
16. Team Keeping Their Evil in Check - 36 pts
17. My Team's a Box! Damn You, A Box!!! - 34.5 pts
17. Single People Do Eat Crackers - 34.5 pts
19. Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo - 33.5 pts
19. The Shut Up Judges - 33.5 pts
19. There's No Such Team as The Spungos - 33.5 pts
22. A One-Man Conga Line - 32 pts
22. Iron Helps Us Play! - 32 pts
22. The Possible Homersexuals - 32 pts
25. Ben Control Team - 30.5 pts
25. Johnny?... Johnny!... JOHNNY! - 30.5 pts
27. A Butt That Won't Quit - 29.5 pts
28. I Can't Believe It's A Trivia Team... Also Expert Shoe Repair - 29 pts
28. Nothin' Beats a Good Porno Movie - 29 pts
30. The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club - 28.5 pts
31. The Tromboners - 27 pts
32. The Gracie Films - 24.5 pts
33. Lovely To Love Your Lovin' - 24 pts
34. No Bowl. Stick! Stick! - 21 pts
35. Hired Goons - 19.5 pts
36. You Gotta Pet Him Hard So He Can Feel It - 18 pts
37. Don't You Hate Pants? - 17 pts
37. Max Power - 17 pts
37. The Team That's Lucky If They Can Find Half an Hour a Week In Which To Get Funky - 17 pts
40. Discovery Channel 2: Electric Boogaloo - 16.5 pts
41. B.Y.O.B.B. - 16 pts
42. Queasy & Surly Duffs - 15.5 pts
43. Truly Yours Is a Butt That Won't Quit - 14 pts
44. Class 3 Kill Storm - 13.5 pts
45. The Vapour Locks - 11.5 pts
46. The Isotopes - 9.5 pts
47. Higgins - 3 pts
48. Team Nutslanding - 2.5 pts

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

February 7, 2017 - Hamilton




Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Duffless, Treehouse of Horror III
Round Theme:  Heartbreak
Winner: We Just Came Here To See Honk If You're Horny In Peace!


1. We Just Came Here To See Honk If You're              38.5
Horny In Peace!                     
2. The Popes of Chilitown                                     36
2. A Single Plum, Floating In Perfume, Served In
A Man's Hat                                                        36
4. The Southern Dandies                                      34.5
5. Team Kamaratsu and The Dirt Riding Dunk
Masters                                                              34
6. The Leather Muppets                                       33
7. Trivia Rule 26:  EAch Team Must Win 'Best
Name' At Least Once Regardless Of Gross
Incompetence, Obesity Or Rank Odor                   31.5
8. Please Don't Tell Anyone How We Live              30.5
8. Nothing Gets Chocolate Out...See.                    30.5
10. The Wildcats                                                  30
11. The Boogeyman or Boogeymen In The House   26.5
12. The Bricklayers From Patterson, New Jersey
Who One Day Started Too...Talk Like This              26
13. Remember Us? We're Back...In Pog Form!        22
14. The Greased Scotsmen                                   21.5
15. Bonerland Medical Association                         21
16. Amanda Hugandkiss                                       19.5
17. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face                               18.5
18. The Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths So When
They Bark They Shoot Bees At You                       16.5
19. The Is Where I Come To Cry                            14
20. Flancrest Enterprises                                       10

Sunday, February 12, 2017

February 11, 2017 - CALGARY



Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Bart of Darkness, Lisa's Rival, Itchy & Scratchy Land
Categories: Dr. Nick Riviera, What is That You Say?
Winner: This answer sheet is a joke right? You mispell simple words like “pascetti” and “lamatoes”, you make numerous threatening letters to Dickens Pub and in the last round you just put “screw Flanders” over and over again.
Diorama-Rama Winner: Red Tick Beer Brewery 

1. This answer sheet is a joke right? You mispell simple words like “pascetti” and “lamatoes”, you make numerous threatening letters to Dickens Pub and in the last round you just put “screw Flanders” over and over again., 49
2. Now, while I wasn’t able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you - Greg is cut. Claire is cut. Adam, you’re gone. Ezra, I like your hustle - that’s why it was so hard to cut you. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team! …except for you, you and you., 47
3. Here you go you ingrate, think of me when you’re having the best sex of your life (aka Simpson and Son Revitalizing Tonic Co.), 46
4. One of our teammates is a cannibal. Try to guess which one… I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised., 45
5. I called my good friend Joe. He said, “David, when do you need me for Simpsons Trivia?” I said, “Thursday.” He said, “I’m busy Thursday.” I said, “What about Friday?” He said, “Friday’s worse than Thursday.” Then HE said, “How about Saturday?” I said, “Fine.” True Story! , 44
5. This technology is new to me, but I’m pretty sure that’s Ezra in the oven rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees. He’s literally stewing in his own juices., 44
7. We are disrespectful to dirt! Join us or die! Can you do any less?, 43.5
8. Are “POO” and “ASS” taken?, 42
8. Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag, 42
10. The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatenango, 40
11. No Mr. Trump, a cat is a living creature! I don’t care! Now I’m gonna grab me some sweet. No Mr. Trump, that’s sexual harassment! If you keep this up I’ll yell so loudly the whole country will hear!, 39.5
11. Woah, Dickens is a cool Place - how did you find it? Sometimes I come here to cry., 39.5
13. The Team of Lionel Hutz, Miguel Sanchez and Dr. Nguyen Van Phoc, 39
14. The Elephant That Couldn’t Stop Laughing, 38
15. The Bent Wookies, 37
16. The Beer Barons, 36.5
17. Christ Punchers, 35.5
17. Only one question remains, gentleman. What do we call ourselves? How about Handsome Homer Plus Three? I like it! Wait, I do not. We need a name that’s funny at first, but seems less funny each time you hear it. How about…, 35.5
17. You’ve ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?, 35.5
20. Simpsons… Trivia… Hurrah!, 35
21. Queens of Summertime, 34
22. Bullfrogs? That’s an odd name. I’d have called them chazzwazzers!, 31
23. You can’t win trivia with salad!, 30.5
24. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 29.5
25. Steamed Hams, 29
26. The Flying Hellfish, 27
27. This team was hired under Project Bootstrap - Thank you President Ford, 20.5
28. Worst. Team Ever!, 16.5
29. Mmm... chicken., 6

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

January 16 - Chicago, IL

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Dr. Hibbert, The Future
Episodes: And Maggie Makes Three, Homerpalooza
Winners: Hey that looks like Neil Arsenty! Oh wait, it's just a pile of rags

1. Hey that looks like Neil Arsenty! Oh wait, it's just a pile of rags - 44.5 points 
2. This team's foolish capering destroyed more young minds that syphilis and pinball combined -44 points
3. Aaron and Warren's Quick Trivia PizzaBot Hour- 37.5 points
4. Gentleman, you've both worked very hard. And in a way, you're both our trivia hosts. But, in another, more accurate way,       Neil is our host - 35.5 points
4. Excess spending and interracial homoeroticism - 35.5 points
6. Armin Tamzarian's copy of swank - 35 points
7. Aaron and Warren, with Inauguration Day on Friday, would you say it's time for the trivia teams to crack each other's heels     open and feast on the goo inside? - 32 points
8. Cesspool on the Potomac - 30.5 points
8. This one's for you Kaiser Bill, special delivery from Uncle Sam and all the boys in company D. Year, Johnny, Harris,              Brooklyn, Bob and Reggie, yeah even Reggie, he ain't so bad once you get to ___! - 30.5 points
10. "Mom, you're always suggesting long trivia team names. What is it with  "I just think they're neat" - 30 points
11. Well, McGarenagle, Neil Arsenty is DEAD! They slit his throat from ear to ear. Hey! I'm eating lunch here - 29 points
12. Dear Mr. President, there are too many trivia teams nowadays. Please eliminate three. I'm not a crack pot! - 28.5 points
13. Young, Rich and Full of Sugar - 28 points
13. We stole this team name from that borgnine guy - 28 points
15. Brown & Water - 27 points
16. Concerned prudes with a lot of time on their hands - 25.5 points
16. Thanks, president-elect Trump - because of you, we're all taking Golden Showers. - 25.5 points
17. Um…let me have one of those porno magazines,  large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, couple of those panty             shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable trivia hosts. No, make it two - 23 points
18. Team Discovery Channel - 22 points
19. Tonight has nothing to do with nice. Tonight's all about….sunshine and lollipops and rainbows ev…oh, sorry, Aaron and       Warren, Wrong tape. - 21.5 points
20. Hi, I'm Try McClure. You may remember me from such social gatherings as trivia night. The no nothing know it alls! -            18.5 points
21. But why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl? - 6 points

Saturday, January 21, 2017

January 17, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo



Location: The Jazz Room
Episodes: King-Size Homer, The Simpsons Spin-off Showcase, Bart Star
Categories: Principal Skinner, Springfield Businesses
Winner: The dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you

1. The dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you - 42

2. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers - 41.5
3. Table 5 - 38.5
4. The Cranberry Silo Watchmen - 38.5
5. Y6le - 35.5
6. The Kids Call Me Hoju - 33
T7. Eat Up Martha - 32
T7. People Who Look Like Things - 32
9. Company L (We smell) - 31.5
10. Netflix and Thrillho - 31
11. Drawing of Dignity - 26.5
12. Trab Pu Kcip - 25.5
13. Banana - 24
T14. Joey Joe Joe Shabba Doo's - 23
T14. Lord Palmerston - 23
16. Thrillho - 21.5
17. Alt.Nerd.Obsessive - 20
18. Amanda Hug-and-Quiz - 17
19. Five Dollars? Get outta here! - 15.5
20. Someone Else's Undeprivileged Son - 14
T21. Don Mattingly's Sideburns - 10

T21. The Flaming Homers - 10

Sunday, January 15, 2017

January 14, 2017 - CALGARY


Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Stark Raving Dad, Bart the Murderer, Like Father, Like Clown
Categories: Jasper, Tomatoes & Ketchup
Winner: Family, religion, friendship… These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in Simpsons trivia. [Table 205 Adjacent]

1. Family, religion, friendship… These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in Simpsons trivia. [Table 205 Adjacent], 49
2. Yahoo Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band, 47.5
3. Trivia is not a frivolous thing, Adam and Ezra. It has little, if anything, to do with a disobedient whale. Now let’s vote., 46.5
4. Family, religion, friendship… These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in Simpsons trivia. [Table 205], 45.5
5. Guilty of mayhem, indecent exposure, freaked out behaviour both chronic and recent, drinking and driving, narcotic possession, and that’s just page 1 of our 10 page confession., 44
6. This Simpsons trivia team has been replaced by the benevolent General Krull. All hail krull and his glorious new regime. Sincerely, little girl., 43.5
7. Alcoholics: the unemployable, angry loners, 43
8. Alumni of Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, 42
8. Family, religion, friendship… These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in Simpsons trivia. [Couch Table], 42
10. Me fail Simpsons trivia? That’s unpossible!, 40
11. Bart, these look real… check the authenticator spot. This is an authentic Simpsons trivia team name. For authentic refreshment, eat Clark Bars, and for totally outrageous class rings, it’s Josten’s., 38
11. Max Power, 38
13. We make a good team. A groin-grabbingly good team!, 37.5
14. Captain Bring-Down and the Buzz-Killers, 37
15. Honour Roller/K-W-Y-J-I-B-O!!! 22 pts. plus triple word score, plus 50 pts. for using all my letters… (games over I’m outta here), 36.5
15. Those rowdy members of Chug-a-Lug House, 36.5
15. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 36.5
15. The Windy Apple Goofballs, 36.5
19. Aurora Borealis?! In this part of the country, this time of year, this time of day, located entirely within Dickens?, 34.5
19. If word gets out about this, Crazy Clown Airlines will be a laughing stock., 34.5
21. This trivia night is a part of us all. A part of us all! A part of us all!, 32
22. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get., 31.5
23. The Be Sharps, 30.5
24. The Stars of the Big Book of British Smiles, 27.5
25. Premium Dude!, 24
25. Put it in H!, 24
27. Inanimate Carbon Rods, 21.5
28. I voted for Kodos, 20.5
29. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 16
29. You don’t make friends with salad, 16