Wednesday, November 26, 2014

November 24th, 2014 - Vancouver

Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf
Episodes: Deep Space Homer, Marge on the Lam, Homer's Phobia
Categories: Troy McClure, Politics
Winner: Eat Up Martha

Final Standings:
1. Eat up Martha 45 pts
2. Team of the Harpies! 39 pts
3. The 9th bearded infantry 35.5 pts
4. Rowdy Roddy Peepers 35 pts
5. Team Slender Vittles 33 pts
6. Tis' a fine trivia team, but sure tis' no pool, English. 33 pts
7. The Denver Broncos 33 pts
8. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel 32 pts
9. Ben Control 32 pts
10. Handsome Aaron Groening + 1 31 pts
11. Warren! Melvin! Gary! Dot! Gordie! 29.5 pts
12. This one team seems to love the speedo man! 29 pts
13. Sisters are doin it for themselves 28 pts
14. Albany Steamed Hams 26 pts15. Milpool 24 pts
16. Jim Nabors is way cool 23 pts
17. The Triple Bypass 20.5 pts
18. M.C. Safety and the Caution Crew 20 pts
19. Dental Plan 18.5 pts

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

November 11th, 2014-Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish, Trash of the Titans, Sideshow Bob Roberts
Categories: Sideshow Bob, Politics
Winner: The Nelsons Feat. The Team Who's Breath Reeks of Beer and Pretzelled Bread

1. The Nelsons Feat. The Team Who's Breath Reeks of Beer and Pretzelled Bread 48.5 pts
2. Sex Cauldron 48 pts
3. The First NON-Brazilian Team to Win Simpsons Trivia 45 pts
4. Chris, When You Participate in Simpsons Trivia, It's Not Whether You Win or Lose, It's How Drunk You Get 43.5 pts
5. The Starting Lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers 41 pts
6. We're the Stupid Morons with Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell and We Like to Kiss Our Own Butts 40.5 pts
7. This Team Name Has Been Replaced by the Benevolent General Krull. All Hail Krull. Sincerely, Little Team. 40 pts
8. All the Kids in the Cadillac Lounge are SOBs 39 pts
9. This Elusive Team Continues to Thumb Their Noses at the Authorities. Swagging About in Garish New Hats, They Seem to Say, "Look At Us, Chris Brazeau, We Have New Hats!" 38.5 pts
10. The Hired Goons Named Rory Calhouns 38 pts
11. Simpsons Trivia is a Sham! It Was Originally Conceived in 1922 as an Excuse to Beat Up on the Irish 37.5 pts
12. Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the 3 Demons You Must Slay if You Wish To Succeed In Trivia. 37 pts
13. The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence 34.5 pts
14. The Head Bee Guys 34 ots
14. Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great Frisco Freakout 34 pts
16. Don't Touch Willy (Good Advice) 33.5 pts
16. I'm On-A-Rolla-Gay 33.5 pts
18. Can I Borrow a Team Name? 32 pts
19. Nobody Snuggles With This Team; You Strap Yourself In and Feel the G's 31.5 pts
20. The Year Was 1968… 31 pts
21. Krusty's Personal Swabs 30.5 pts
21. The Team That Pities the Fool Who Don't Phone Home 30.5 pts
23. Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You Know What 29.5 pts
23. Sit Perfectly Still. Only WE May Dance 29.5 pts
25. The Coffee Flavored Beverines 29 pts
26. Wang Computers 27 pts
26. Man Alive! There are Men Alive in Here. 27 pts
28. The Contrabulous Faptraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel 26 pts
29. Well, We're Not Quite a Mop, and We're Not Quite a Puppet, but Man! (laughter) So To Answer Your Question, We Don't Know... 24.5 pts
29. Open Faced Club Sand Wedge 24.5 pts
31. The "Flying" Hellfish 24 pts
31. The Ol' Sugar Me Do 24 pts
33. The Team Name That Gets Slightly Less Funny Every Time You Hear It 23.5 pts
33. The B Sharps feat. The No Homers 23,5 pts
35. We're Better Than Dirt. Well, Most Kinds of Dirt. Not That Fancy Store-Bought Dirt. We Can't Compete With That Stuff. 23 pts
35. Handsome Homer Simpson +3 (Give or Take) 23 pts
35. Bring Back Conan 23 pts
35. Remember When We Went to Simpsons Trivia and We Forgot How to Drive? 23 pts
39. Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages 22.5 pts
39. A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name 22.5 pts
41. Frank Grimes Minor in Determination Scholars 21.5 pts
42. Damn Hell Ass Kings 21 pts
43. The Globex Corporation 20 pts
44. The Former Gophers 19 pts
45. The Neglectorinos 18.5 pts
45. Yvan Eht Nioj 18.5 pts
47. CompuHyperGlobalMegaNet 18 pts
47. I'm a Stupid Moron With an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt 18 pts
47. Planet Express 18 pts
47. Where's My Burrito? 18pts
51. Nuke-ular. It's Pronounced Nuke-ular. 17 pts
52. Purple Monkey Dishwasher 16.5 pts
53. Hark to the Tale of Nelson and the Team He Loved So Dear 16 pts
53. Put It In H! 16 pts
55. Flamin' Hoes 14 pts
55. Ippy and Dippy 14 pts
57. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team 12 pts
57. Allied Biscuit 12 pts
59. Marge! The Doll is Trying to Kill Me and the Toaster's Been Laughing At Me 10 pts
60. Sometimes I Think You WANT To Fail 9 pts
60. The United Steel Workers of America 9 pts
62. Santa's Little Helpers 7.5 pts
63. SMRT 5.5 pts
64. Purple Drapes 3.5 pts

Monday, November 17, 2014

November 17, 2014 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Bart vs. Thanksgiving, Burn, Baby Burns, Homer Goes to College
Categories: Ned Flanders, Advice and Lessons
Winner: Our Team is Easily the Equal of William Dawes or Even Samuel Otis

1. Our Team is Easily the Equal of William Dawes or Even Samuel Otis, 48 pts
2. That Neil Arsenty, Well-Read and Just a Little Bit Wild, If Only Someone Could Tame Him, 47.5 pts
3. A Thin Stew Made of Fish, Vegetables, Prawns, Coconut Milk and Four Kinds of Rice, 46.5 pts
4. Das Trivia Team Is Ein Nuisance Team, 45 pts
5. Brownest of the Brown Liquors, 44 pts
5. Touch A Butt, Go to Jail, 44 pts
7. Y6le, 43.5 pts
8. Can I Have the Keys to the Car, Lover? I Want to Change Teams, 43 pts
9. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician and a Statisician, 42.5 pts
9. This Old Team, She Ain't What She Used to Be, Ain't What She Used to Be, Ain't What She Used to Be, 42.5 pts
11. Damn Wiener Kids, 42 pts
12. Smooth Jimmy Apollo's Lock of the Week, 41.5 pts
13. Team Discovery Channel, 41 pts
14. Dear Neil, Our Team Has Been Overthrown and Replaced By the Benevolent General Krull. All Hail Krull and His Glorious New Regime. Sincerely, Little Girl, 40.5 pts
15. The Springfield 9th Bearded Infantry, 40 pts
15. Underaged Kids Drinking Beer Without a Permit, 40 pts
17. Byron, Rob and a Little Green Spaceman Named Osmodiar That Only Homer Can See, 39.5 pts
17. Shine-O Ball-O, 39.5 pts
19. No, What Our Team Has a Romantic Abnormality, One So Unbelievable That It Must Be Hidden From the Public at All Costs, 37.5 pts
20. Hey, That Team Looks Like Princess Di! Aw, Wait, It's Just a Pile of Rags, 37 pts
21. Let's Bee Friends, 36.5 pts
22. Behold the Ravages of Age, 35 pts
22. Company L, 35 pts
22. Too Many Grandmas, 35 pts
25. Hooray for Everything!, 34.5 pts
26. We Are the Lizard Team!, 34 pts
27. The Seat Moisteners from Sector 7G, 33 pts
28. Pure West, 32.5 pts
28. The Smaller Apes of Candy Apple Island, 32.5 pts
30. Stupid Sexy Flanders, 31.5 pts
31. Sandal Wearing Goldfish Tenders, 31 pts
31. Speedway Squad (In Color), 31 pts
31. Thank You Lord for this Bountiful PENIS, 31 pts
34. Do Not Touch Willy, 30 pts
35. William Faulkner's Pipe Gags, 29.5 pts
36. The Pöpli Kids (I Just Hate Them So Much), 29 pts
37. Lisa Needs Braces, 27 pts
38. Vassar Girlhood Dreams, 26 pts
39. Cranberry Sauce a la Bart, 25.5 pts
40. Gotta Nuke Something, 21.5 pts
41. One Team, No Ducks, 18 pts
42. Team Gorgeous/Team Presentable/Team Gruesome/Team Moe, 16.5 pts
43. America's 17th Line of Defense Between the Mississippi National Guard and the League of Women Voters, 15.5 pts
44. Christ Punchers, 11.5 pts
45. Pin Pals, 2.5 pts

Monday, November 10, 2014

November 6, 2014 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Chief Wiggum; Words of Wisdom
Episodes: O Brother, Where Art Thou?; Brother from Another Series; My Sister, My Sitter
Wait! Don't Be Fooled! It's Just a Regular Dan with a Stupid Cheap Hat! He Still Embodies All the Awful Stereotypes He Did Before!

Final Standings:
1. Wait! Don't Be Fooled! It's Just a Regular Dan with a Stupid Cheap Hat! He Still Embodies All the Awful Stereotypes He Did Before!,  47.5 pts

2. The King Biscuit Flower Hour, 47 pts
3. Stealers of the Money from the Church Collection Plate, 44 pts
4. This Team Never Learned How World War 2 Ended... We Won!!, 43.5 pts
5. Whaddaya Meaaaan the Bank's Out of Money!, 42 pts
6. Ok, Let's Make a Pact, This is Going to Be the Best Trivia Ever, or We'll All Agree to Disband and Join Other Teams, 42 pts
7. We work and we slave and we steal just enough for a sweet lick of that shiny brass ring. Don't we get a lick? Doesn't this team get a lick!, 40 pts
8. Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, 39 pts
9. Pot Smoking, Illiterate, Tax Cheating, Wife Swaping Spend O Crats, 38 pts
10. Team Gorgeous, Team Presentable, Team Gruesome, Team Moe, 37.5 pts
11. The Doodletown Pipers, 37 pts
12. The Team that knows that these children have no future!, 37 pts
13. Friends of the Highway and Bird Sanctuary, 36.5 pts
14. Gloria Vanderbuilt Out for Revenge, 36 pts
15. Now play classical gas, 35.5 pts
16. Osaka Orangeaid Concern, 34.5 pts
17. Senor Dan no es macho, es solamente un borracho, 32 pts
18. Fireworks Factory, 31.5 pts
19. Now Mommy's stupid!, 31.5 pts
20. We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears, 30 pts
21. Mine bratwurst has a first name its f r i t z, mine bratwurst has a second name s c h n a c k e n p f e f f e r h a u s e n, 29 pts
22. The older balder fatter team, 28 pts
23. Works on contingency? No! Money Down!, 27.5 pts
24. The Presidents Neck is Missing 26.5 pts
25. Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator, 26.5 pts
26. Stupid Babies Need the Most Attention!, 26 pts
27. Twirling toward freedom, 26 pts
28. A division of matusmora fishworks and tambaichiri heavy manufacturing concern, 25.5 pts
29. Kwyjibo, 24.5 pts
30. Blood Bath and Beyond, 23.5 pts
31. The Thompsons, 23.5 pts
32. Mine bratwurst has a first name its f r i t z, mine bratwurst has a second name s c h n a c k e n p f e f f e r h a u s e n, (Yes we weirdly had two teams with this name), 23 pts
33. A Team Named Selma, 22 pts
34. The bus that couldn't slow down, 21 pts
35. Ethnic Mismatch comedy #645 20.5 pts
36. Gamblor, 19.5 pts
37. Sex farm for sex hookers, 19.5 pts
38. Mr. Snrub, 19.5 pts
39. Deep British Sexuality, 17.5 pts
40. The Denver Broncos, 17 pts

Sunday, November 9, 2014

November 4, 2014 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror IV, Treehouse of Horror VI
Character Spotlight: Marge
Winner: Nachos - Flanders' Style (aka Stupid Trivia Hosts Need The MOST Attention!)

Final Standings:
1. Nachos - Flanders Style (aka Stupid Trivia Hosts...)    47
2. Compuglobalhypermeganet                                                  46
3. The Christ Punchers                                                               44
4. The Dreaded Rear Admirals                                                 40.5
5. Go Banana                                                                                 39
6. Team Potassium Benzoate                                                    37.5
7. Here Come the Pretzels                                                          36
8. The Major Players Down At The Sewing Store               35.5
9. Single People DO Eat Crackers                                            35
10. It Says Here We're 'RATT'                                                   34.5
11. Globex Corporation                                                                33
12. Huffnagle                                                                                  32.5
13. The Rygallians                                                                        30.5
14. That Guy In a Red Blazer                                                      28.5
15. Evergreen Terrorist                                                                 27
16. To Pronounce It Correctly, We Would Have to Remove Your Tongue  23.5
17. Dr. Nick                                                                                     22.5
18. Biclops                                                                                       13
19. Santas Little Helpers                                                             11.5
20. Erotic Cakes                                                                               4

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

October 8, 2014 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror IV, Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror II
Categories: Kang & Kodos, Treehouse of Horror
Winner: We Made Serak The Food Preparer Cry

Final Standings:
1. We Made Serak The Food Preparer Cry, 45 pts.
2. Ahhh… Fresh Victims For My Ever Growing Team of the Undead. "Sir, You Have to Let Go of the Button" "Well, Son of a B--", 42 pts
2. The Nelsons feat. Andy Williams, 42 pts
4. Sex Cauldron, 40 pts
4. We Ourselves Were Once Presidents of Algeria, 40 pts
6. The Rand Corporation, in Conjunction With the Saucer People, Under the Supervision of the Reverse Vampires, 39.5 pts
7. The Starting Line-Up of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 38 pts
8. Trivia Involves Being a Bit Underhanded, a Bit Devious, a Bit -- as the French Say -- Bartesque, 37 pts
8. If This Team Could Turn Back the Clock on Their Mother's Stair Pushing, They Would Certainly Reconsider It, 37 pts
8. The Horrors Of An Unfresh Bowl, 37 pts
11. Chicken Necks, 36.5 pts
11. Did Anyone See The Movie TRON?, 36.5 pts
13. A Mountain of Sugar is Too Much for One Team. It's Clear Now Why God Portions them Out in Those Tiny Packets and Lives on a Plantation in Hawaii, 36 pts
13. The Gremlins On The Side Of The Bar, 36 pts
15. We're the Stupid Morons with Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell and We Like to Kiss Our Own Butts, 35.5 pts
16. Nude Conspiracy, 34.5 pts
16. Please Don't Tell Anyone How We Live, 34.5 pts
18. The Team That Stayed Up All Night Eating Cheese, 34 pts
19. The Speed Holes, 33.5 pts
19. We're a Family Team. A Happy Family. Maybe Single People Play Trivia. We Don't Know. Frankly, We Don't Want To Know. That's One Market We Can Do Without, 33.5 pts
21. The Team Name That Is So Scary, You'll Wet Your Pants… Too Late, 33 pts
22. I'm Sorry If You Heard Disneyland, But I Distinctly Said Simpsons Trivia Night, 32.5 pts
22. We Can Tell the Difference Between Butter and "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter", 32.5 pts
24. Woozle Wazzle, 32 pts
25. There's A Team Name Behind That Rock, 31.5 pts
25. Super Friends Deluxe, 31.5 pts
25. Zombie Flanders, 31.5 pts
28. The Erotic Adventures Of S, 30 pts
28. Team Abortions for Some… Miniature American Flags For Others!, 30 pts
28. Let Arby's Worry About It, 30 pts
28. The Blunchblacks Of Blotre Blame, 30 pts
32. The B. O'Problems, 29.5 pts
33. The Sweet Sweet Cans, 29 pts
33. To Pronounce it Correctly, I'd Have To Rip Out Your Tongue, 29 pts
35. The Law Talkin' Guys, 27.5 pts
36. Designated Drivers: The Life-Saving Nerds, 27 pts
36. Abortions For All, 27 pts
36. The Joy Of Cooking Milhouse, 27 pts
36. Mules With Spinning Wheels, 27 pts
36. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, 27 pts
41. No Homers, 26.5 pts
41. This Team Name Contains Potassium Benzoate, 26.5 pts
41. The Free Frogurts, 26.5 pts
44. Is This Team Too Late For the 4:30 Autogyro?, 26 pts
44. This Team No Function Beer Well Without, 26 pts
46. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Dropouts, 25.5 pts
47. Skittlebrau, 25 pts
48. The Free Range Children, 24.5 pts
49. K-W-Y-J-I-B-Os (22 points), 23 pts
50. Man Alive… There Are Men Alive In Here, 22.5 pts
51. Too Crazy for Trivia Town, Too Much Trivia for Crazy Town!, 22 pts
52. "Do Not Touch Willie" - Good Advice, 21.5 pts
53. We're Not A State, We're A Monster, 21 pts
54. Armin's Frozen Peas, 20.5 pts
54. I've Got a Feeling Uter's Around Here Somewhere. After All, Isn't There a Lot of Uter in all of Us? In Fact, You Might Say We Just Ate Uter and He's In Our Stomachs Right Now. Wait… Scratch That Part, 20.5 pts
56. Careful! They're Ruffled!, 20 pts
57. The Joey Joe Joes, 19.5 pts
57. I'm Idaho, 19.5 pts
59. Forwards, Not Backwards! Upwards, Not Forwards! And Always Twirling, Twirling, Twirling Towards First Place!, 17 pts
60. The Malibu Stacies, 14.5 pts
61. Only THIS Team May Dance, 13.5 pts
61. George Cauldron & Jack Ladle, 13.5 pts
63. Duff Beer Boys, 12 pts
64. The Dogs With Bees in Their Mouths (and When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You), 12 pts
64. Born To Runner-Up, 12 pts
66. Knock it Off With The Quotes Already. Please Guys. Babies Love Balls, But Stop Adding More Balls. (The Balls are a Metaphor), 10.5 pts
67. Cool, Twice The Pet And None Of The Mess, 9 pts
68. Linguo? Dead?, 6 pts

October 27, 2014 - Vancouver

Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf
Episodes: Cape Feare, Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror IV
Categories: Sideshow Bob, Treehouse of Horror
Winner: People Who Look Like Things

Final Standings:
1. People Who Looks Like Things 41 pts
2. The Flying Hellfish 38.5 pts
3. Sex Cauldron 37.5 pts
4. The First non-brazilian people to travel backwards through time 37.5 pts
5. The Trivia Team Contains Potassium Benzoate 36.5 pts
6. The Withstandinators 36.5 pts
7. Jury of the Damned 34 pts
8. John Smith - 1882 (My Mistake) 33.5 pts
9. Uterbrauten 33 pts
10. The Denver Broncos 32.5 pts
11. The Sloppy Jimbos 32 pts
12. It's like, has anyone seen the movie Tron? 31 pts
13. Excuse me, our team is also named Bort 30 pts
14. Goons, Hired Goons 30 pts
15. Idaho 29 pts
16. Potassium Benzoate Topping Inc. 29 pts
17. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules 29 pts
18. 1976 Starting Lineup of the Philadelphia Flyers 28 pts
19. Members of the Bonerland Medical Association 28 pts
20. The Law Talking Guys 27.5 pts
21. Intergalactic Hussies 27 pts
22. Joey Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo 26.5 pts
23. Joey Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo (2) 26.5 pts
24. This team's for regular walking, not fancy walking 26 pts
25. The Quantum Presbyterians 25 pts
26. Goons, Hired Goons (2) 24 pts
27. Five John Denver Christmas Specials 21 pts
28. He was a zombie? 20.5 pts
29. Is this the end of zombie Shakespeare? 19.5 pts
30. Wang Computers 13.5 pts
31. Team Discovery Channel 10 pts
32. Sisters doing it for themselves 8.5 pts
33. Purple Monkey Dishwasher 6 pts