Tuesday, April 22, 2014

April 21, 2014 - Vancouver

Location: Simply Delicious
Episodes: Three Men and A Comic Book, Last Exit to Springfield, A Fish Called Selma
Categories: Guest Stars, Mr. Burns
Winner: The Gay Robots From Star Wars

Final Standings:
1. The Gay Robots From Star Wars, 42.5 pts
2. A Single Plum, Floating In Perfume, Served In A Man's Hat, 40 pts
3. This Circle Is You, 38.5 pts
3. The Most Cromulents, 38.5 pts
5. The Erotic Adventures Of Hercules, 34 pts
6. Handsome Derek Trowell Plus One, 33.5 pts
7. Red Blazer Realty, 32 pts
8. The Mayor Quimby For Mayor Mayoral Committee, 31 pts
8. Our Team Name Is Otto, 31 pts
8. Team Discovery Channel, 31 pts
11. The "Any" Key, 28 pts
12. Bovine University, 27.5 pts
13. The Christ Punchers, 27 pts
14. Sex Cauldron, 25.5 pts
15. Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag, 24.5 pts
16. The Denver Broncos, 21 pts
17. The Chazwozzers, 20.5 pts
18. The Mighty Pigs, 19.5 pts
19. The Mediocre Presidents, 18 pts
20. Starland Vocal Band, 15 pts
20. The Guatemalan Insanity Peppers, 15 pts
22. Timmy O'Toole's Dental Plan, 14.5 pts
23. The Thrillho's 69, 11 pts
23. Discovery Channel, 11 pts
25. The Fantastipotamuses, 10.5 pts
26. The Dropouts, 8 pts

April 21, 2014 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: In Marge We Trust, Lemon of Troy, Homer's Triple Bypass
Categories: Martin Prince, Monkeys
Winner: The Entire Score of the HMS Pinafore

Final Standings:
1. The Entire Score of the HMS Pinafore, 45 pts
2. This Place Has Got Old Man Stink, 44 pts
3. That's Nothing. This Team Can Hear Pudding, 43.5 pts
4. Team Agnes. It Means Lamb! Lamb of God!, 40.5 pts
5. Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery, 40 pts
6. Mein Bratwurst Has a Second Name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N, 38.5 pts
7. Forfteen Percent of P is for Psycho, 37.5 pts
8. Works on Contingency? No, Money Down!, 35 pts

9. Alcoholics, The Unemployable, Angry Loners, 34 pts
9. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret, 34 pts
11. Squirrel-Crushing, Deer-Smacking Driving Machine, 33.5 pts
12. Paving the Way for Jefferson Starship, 32.5 pts
13. All Creatures Great and Cheap, 32 pts
14. The Bart, The, 31.5 pts
15. Happiness is a Naked Steve Allen, 30 pts
16. Let Arby's Deal with It, 28.5 pts
17. Radio Bart, 26.5 pts
18. Krabappel's Crabapples, 25.5 pts
19. Can I Borrow a Team Name?, 24 pts
20. Free Pizza, 23 pts
21. Loudmouth Lisa, 22 pts
22. L'il Lisa's Patented Animal Slurry, 21.5 pts
23. Perfectly Cromulent Team, 19.5 pts
24. Can I Borrow a Feeling?, 11.5 pts

April 8, 2014 - Toronto


Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: So It's Come To This: A Simpsons Clip Show, Lisa the Vegetarian, Radioactive Man
Categories: Fat Tony, Food
Winner: The Nelsons Featuring I Wager This Team Is Some Variety Of Walking Clock

Final Standings:
1. The Nelsons Featuring I Wager This Team Is Some Variety Of Walking Clock, 44 pts
2. Now We Know We're Not The Best Trivia Team. In Fact, When Chris Is Up There Blah Blah Blahing, We're Usually Doodling Or Mentally Undressing The First Place Team, 43.5 pts
3. The Team Of The Future Where Nothing Can Possib-lie Go Wrong, 41.5 pts
4. The Beer Barons, 40.5 pts
5. Sex Cauldron, 40 pts
6. Each Win Brings Us Closer To God. Catch Us, Lord, Catch Us!, 39 pts
7. Eastern Europe's Favourite Cat And Mouse Team, 38.5 pts
7. One Thing's For Sure: This Team Does Exist, 38.5 pts
9. Maybe It's The Beer Talking, Chris, But You Got A Butt That Won't Quit. They Got These Big Chewy Pretzels Here ajwyfuasdfhgasdf Five Dollars? Get Outta Here, 38 pts
9. The Mur-Diddly-Urderers, 38 pts
11. The Dateless Wonders, 37.5 pts
12. The Recruiters For The Springfield Communist Party, 37 pts
13. Hi Chris, The Studio Sent Me To Talk To You, Being A Former Simpsons Trivia Host Myself And The #1 Box Office Draw From 1939 to 1940, 36 pts
13. The Team That Brought Enough Gazpacho For All, 36 pts
13. You Want Us To Ask The Cast This Trivia Question, And Have The Cat Tell You The Answer? 'Cause The Cat's Gonna Get It, 36 pts
16. My Team's A Box! Damn You, A Box!!, 35.5 pts
16. The Team That's Actually A Peninsula, 35.5 pts
18. This Team Killed The Original Alfalfa, 33.5 pts
19. Kids, Let Me Tell You About Another So-Called "Wicked" Tean. They Had Long Hair And Some Wild Ideas, And They Didn't Always Do What Other People Thought Was Right. And That Team's Name Was.I Forget. But The Point IsI Forget That Too. Chris, You Know Who I'm Talking About? They Used To Drive That Blue Car, 33 pts
20. Leader Beans, 32.5 pts
21. Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, 31.5 pts
21. Pure. West., 31.5 pts
23. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampires, 31 pts
23. The Sons Of The Guy Who Played Huggy Bear, 31 pts
25. Hired Goons?, 30.5 pts
25. People Who Look Like Things, 30.5 pts
27. Andrew's Got Rehearsal, 29.5 pts
27. The Big Book Of British Smiles, 29.5 pts
29. Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm Looking For Amanda Huggenkiss? Ah, Why Can't I Find Amanda Huggenkess?, 28.5 pts
30. The Chair Recognizes The Little Team With The Gleam Of Hope In Their Eyes, 27.5 pts
31. In This County It Makes You Look Like A Pervert, But Every Single Scottish Person Does It, 27 pts
31. Man Alive, There Are Men Alive In Here, 27 pts
31. The Wiener Patrol, 27 pts
34. Rosencarl And Gildenlenny, 26 pts
35. Professor P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Teammagorium And Great American Steakery, 25.5 pts
36. Cadillac Doesn't Work On A Contingency Basis? No, Money Down!, 25 pts
37. Professor P.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium And Great American Steakery, 23.5 pts
38. Lousy Smarch Weather, 22 pts
39. The I Didn't Do It Dancers, 21 pts
40. We Are Familiar With The Works of Pablo Naruda, 20.5 pts
41. The Best Damn Pet Shop In Town, 20 pts
41. Welcome Thrillho, 20 pts
41. Workers & Parasites, 20 pts
44. Team Birthday Boy Or Girl, 18 pts
45. So I Says To Mabel I Says, 17 pts
46. The Party Posse, 15 pts
47. A Team Full Of Hope And Some Cement, 14 pts
47. Stop! Stop! We're Already Dead, 14 pts
49. Stampy, 11.5 pts
50. British Invasion, 7.5 pts

April 3, 2014 - Brooklyn


Location: Berry Park
Episodes: And Maggie Makes Three, The Trouble With Trillions, Homer The Smithers
Categories: Ralph Wiggum, Things We Learned From The Simpsons
Winner: If Loving Simpsons Trivia Is Lame, Then I Guess We're Just A Big Lame

Final Standings:
1. If Loving Simpsons Trivia Is Lame, Then I Guess We're Just A Big Lame, 47 pts (won tiebreaker)
2. Dans, We Represent The Estate of Jimmy Durante, We Have A Court Order Demanding An Immediate Halt To This Unauthorized Imitation, 47 pts
3. Carpenter Ant, Nurse Shark, and Lawyer Bird, 44.5 pts
4. Three Comely Lasses Of Virtue True, 42 pts
5. Stupid Team, You Go Squish Now, 41 pts
6. Butthead Memorial Trivia Team, 40 pts
7. The Erotic Awakening Of S, 39.5 pts
8. Allied Biscuit, 39 pts
9. C'est Troy Bien, 38 pts
10. The Neglecterinos, 37.5 pts
11. Hi Everybody!, 37 pts
12. Sampsons Trivia…?, 36 pts
13. We Need More Pretzels, Repeat, Pretzels, 35.5 pts
14. Who Likes The Doobie Brothers? 'Cause We Got One Of Them!, 34.5 pts
14. The Liquor Lads, 34.5 pts
16. Princskipper Skimper, Prim Nickle Skimster, I Found Something, 33 pts
16. (the sound a baby ox makes), 33 pts
18. I Don't Know You But Yes, 32.5 pts
19. A Couple Of Little Rory Calhouns, 32 pts
20. Him Card Read Good, 30.5 pts
21. The Fun Boys, 30 pts
21. It Was The Most I Ever Threw Up And It Changed My Life Forever, 30 pts
23. A Mathematician, A Different Kind Of Mathematician, And A Statistician, 27 pts
23. Team Discovery Channel, 27 pts
25. One Of Those Egg Council Creeps, 26 pts
25. Acme Grease & Shovel, 26 pts
27. Little Timmy & The Shebangs, The Shebangs, and The New Shebangs Featuring Big Timmy, 24.5 pts
27. The Trivia Is A Part Of Us All, A Part Of Us All, A Part Of Us All, 24.5 pts
29. Jacuzzi Suit, 24 pts
30. Griddle Me This, 23 pts
31. The Langdon Algers, 21.5 pts
32. The Stonecutters, 16.5 pts
33. Valar Morghulis, 13.5 pts
34. Gold, Not Silver, 12 pts
35. Nachos, Flanders Style, 10.5 pts
36. Cookie Kwan's West Side Enforcers, 10 pts
37. Fans Of The Family Guy, 9 pts

April 1, 2014 - Hamilton


Location: Anchor Bar
Episodes: Homer At The Bat, Homer The Great
Winner: Compuglobalhypermeganet

Final Standings: 
1. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 45.5 pts
2. Steamed Hams, 43.5 pts3. Wuzzle Wazzle, 38 pts4. The Team With Bees In Their Mouths, 36 pts5. There's Your Answer, Fishbulb, 35.5 pts6. Quit Stalling, What's the Plan?, 30.5 pts7. No Homers, 28.5 pts8. The Gay Robots from Star Wars, 28 pts9. The Al Gore Dolls, 28 pts10. Look Who's Oinking, 25 pts11. Gay for Moleman, 21.5 pts12. Geniuses At Work, 17.5 pts13. Skinner's Winners, 7.5 pts

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

March 17, 2014 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment, The Springfield Files, Lisa's Rival
Categories: Lionel Hutz, Plays (Honest to God, Plays)
Winner: The Vassar Bashers Want the Tom Petty DVD Back Team

Final Standings:
1. 
The Vassar Bashers Want the Tom Petty DVD Back Team, 44 pts
2. The Creators of Hi and Lois, 43.5 pts
2. All Our Founding Fathers, Astronauts and World Series Heroes Have Been Either Drunk or On This Team (aka Just Gimmie Another Beer, You Brain Dead Hick!!), 43.5 pts
4. Le Grille, 43 pts
5. 
Oh, Here Comes Those Trivia Guys, They're Cool. Are You Being Sarcastic, Dude? I Don't Even Know Anymore, 42.5 pts
6. The Prime Ministers of Ireland, 41 pts
7. The 9th Bearded Infantry, 38.5 pts
8. Simpsons Trivia is Part of Us All, A Part of Us All, A Part of Us All37 pts
9. A Hundred Tacos for $100, 36 pts
10. The Bart, The, 33 pts
10. Ham, Database, Email, Cosine, Report Card, Cosmo & Lisa (The Super Friends) 33 pts
10. Trab Pu Kicp Maet, 33 pts
13. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret, 32.5 pts
14. Lisa Needs Braces/Dental Plan!, 32 pts
15. WO__D_ F_IR, 31.5 pts
16. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician and a Statistician, 30.5 pts
17. The Soul Mass Transit System, 28 pts
18. Moe's Carhole, 27.5 pts
19. The Drunken Irish Novelists of Springfield, 26 pts
19. Radio Bart, 26 pts
21. Today, Everyone is a Little Bit Irish, Except, Of Course, For the Gays and Tom Petty, 25.5 pts
22. Reading Whackers, 25 pts
22. Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos, 25 pts
24. The Cane from Citizen Kane, 21 pts
25. Uncle Moe's Family Team Bag, 18.5 pts
26. The Garbage Man Can, 16.5 pts
27. Class After Class of Ugly, Ugly Children, 16 pts
28. Don't You Hate Pants?, 12 pts
29. Nothing at All, Nothing at All, Nothing at All..., 10 pts
30. RDRR, 7 pts
31. The Tell Tale Hearts, 5 pts

Monday, March 17, 2014

March 11, 2014 - Toronto




Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: In Marge We Trust, Bart Sells His Soul, Homer's Enemy
Categories: Miss Hoover, Spring Break!!!!
Winner: Local Team Ruins Everything

Final Standings:
1. Local Team Ruins Everything, 49.5 pts
2. When We First Came To Simpsons Trivia We Thought It Would Be Fun And Exciting, Like That Spaceballs Trivia Night. But Instead It's Become Boring And Repetitive Like That Police Academy Trivia Night, 46.5 pts
3. Beer Barons, 44.5
4. The Nelsons ft/The Absence of Mark Rodken….Oh, There He Is, 42 pts
5. Sex Cauldron, 41.5 pts
6. Good Teeth, Nice Smell, A Class Act All The Way, 38.5 pts
7. Pure West, 36.5 pts
8. Don't Do What Donny Don't Does, 36 pts
9. The Rand Corporation, 35 pts
9. They're In The Lift And The Lorry And The Bong Wizard, 35 pts
11. St. Patrick's Day: A Day Where We're All A Little Bit Irish, Except of Course The Gays and The Italians, 34.5 pts

12. The Team That Is Flattered, Maybe Even A Little Curious, But The Answer Is No, 34 pts
13. Handsome Homer Simpsons +3, 33 pts
13. Leper In The Backfield, 33 pts
15. Boy For Sale! Boy For Sale!, 32.5 pts
15. The Southern Dandies, 32.5 pts
17. Sweat Actually Cleans This Team, 32 pts
17. The Globex Corporation, 32 pts
17. Everyone's Saying Trivia This And Trivia That; But No One Is Saying Worship This And Jericho That,
20. My Team's A Box! Damn You! A Box!, 31.5 pts
20. The Team That Tried Its Best And Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is: Never Try, 31.5 pts
22. People Don't Want Teams Named After Hungry Old Greek Broads, 31 pts
23. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team, 30 pts
23. Put It In H, 30 pts
24. Iron Helps Us Play, 28.5 pts
24. I've Been Called Ugly, Pug Ugly, Fugly, Pug Fugly, But Never Ugly Ugly, 28.5 pts
24. The Pin Pals, 28.5 pts
24. The Thompsons, 28.5 pts
28. The Rory Calhouns, 28 pts
29. The Live-4-Ever, 27 pts
29. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 27 pts
31. RDRR, 26.5 pts
31. The Weiner Patrol, 26.5 pts
31. What If We Talk Like This?, 26.5 pts
34. Bleeding Gums Smurfy, 26 pts
35. The Denver Broncos, 25 pts
35. The Langdon Algers (They're Quiet And Enjoy Puzzles), 25 pts
35. Kid Presentable, 25 pts
38. Can I Borrow A Feeling?, 24.5 pts
38. Look At Us Rex Banner! We Have New Hats!, 24.5 pts
38. There's A-Doin's A-Transpirin', 24.5 pts
41. Embiggens Is A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name, 24 pts
41. The Cromulent Embiggeners, 24 pts
43. Funky See Funky Do with I Do Believe We're Naked, 23.5 pts
43. Hans Moleman Productions Presents, 23.5 pts
43. The Team That Doesn't Need A Big Name, Or Correct Spelling, 23.5 pts
46. Where's My Burrito?, 22 pts
47. Nuts And Gum: Together At Last!, 21.5 pts
48. Bonis Eruptus, 21 pts
49. The Special Friends, 19 pts
49. The Thompsons At Terror Lake, 19 pts
51. Go Banana!, 17 pts
51. Our Names Are Also Bort, 17 pts
53. Do I Know What Rhetorical Means?!, 16 pts
54. Hired Goons, 14.5 pts
54. Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And big Butts, 14.5 pts
56. We Need A Team Name That's Clever At First But Less Funny Every Time You Hear It, 13.5 pts
56. Yeah, We Ran Out Of Floorboards There, So We Painted The Dirt - Pretty Clever!, 13.5 pts
58. Ralph's Flaming Leprechauns, 4 pts