Sunday, August 21, 2016

August 20, 2016 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily, Bart Sells His Soul, Lisa the Vegetarian
Categories: Hans Moleman, Losers
Winner: Well sir, it’s been an uneventful week at Simpsons Trivia: where the Ezras are robust, the Adams are pink-cheeked, and the trivia teams are pink-cheeked and robust. At Dickens Pub where the smiles are free, don’t cha know… 

1. Well sir, it’s been an uneventful week at Simpsons Trivia: where the Ezras are robust, the Adams are pink-cheeked, and the trivia teams are pink-cheeked and robust. At Dickens Pub where the smiles are free, don’t cha know… , 46.5
2. They took out their cell phones, they were rude to the servers, they tipped poorly and did not return our pen. Still, there goes the best damn trivia team Dickens ever had., 45
3. We can’t play trivia like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick to hold up the parade of names is to tell ‘em stories that don’t go anywhere - like the time I caught the C-Train to Dickens. I wanted to drink a new brew, so I decided to go to Lord Nelson’s, which is what they called Dickens in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the C-Train cost a nickel, which in those days had bumblebees on ‘em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter”, you’d say.”, 42.5
4. B Sharps - Sextet, 36
5. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 31.5
6. Team Komumatsu Dirt Racing Dunk Masters, 31
7. They’re not just some guys Marge. They’re trivia hosts, and part of a noble tradition… the trivia part of it anyway… And though they may be rat like in appearance, they are truly gods among men., 29.5
8. The sums of the square root of any isosceles trivia is equal to the square root of the remaining side., 29
9. Just for once maybe someone will call me “sir” without adding “you’re making a scene”!, 27.5
10. Dickens Burger is the official meat-flavoured sandwich of the 2016 Olympic Games, 22
11. Iron helps us play!, 18
12. Mmm. Sacrilicious, 10

Thursday, August 18, 2016

August 4, 2016 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Apu; Politics  
Episodes: Homer Alone; The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase; Sideshow Bob Robers   
Winner: That's right boys. Dan's back from the gutter and he's brought someone with him!

1. That's right boys. Dan's back from the gutter and he's brought someone with him!, 49 pts
2. We've come to see the host who Dan is using to willingly disgrace his family and spit on his culture, 47.5 pts
2. Fatty fat fat fat, 47.5 pts
4. I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this Simpsons trivia is worse than all three combined, 45 pts
5. You do not love Rusty! You love Dan and Dan! They are your trivia hosts! What you are doing is wrong! Wrong! Wrong!, 44 pts
6. And as for you, I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!, 43 pts
7. Can we have a pool, Dan? (X20), 41.5 pts
8. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking dan on the side, 40.5 pts
9. Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon, 38.5 pts
9. Bonerland Medical Association, 38.5 pts
9. This team doesn't want you to look up its dress unless you mean it, 38.5 pts
12. The team that sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which we believe gives us sexual powers, 36.5 pts
13. Christmas ape goes to Summer camp, 36 pts
13. The Butthead Memorial Auditorium (Damnit we wish we hadn't let the students name our team), 36 pts
13. The chubbiest kick line in town, 36 pts
16. Peachtrees, 34.5 pts
16. I'm Mr. Burns blah blah blah. Do this, do that blah blah blah, I think I'm so biiiig, 34.5 pts
18. Billy and the Cloneasaurus, 32.5 pts
19. Discovery Channel, 29.5 pts
20. Ice to see you, 26 pts
21. Pin Pals, 25.5 pts
22. Possible Homer Sexuals, 25 pts
23. Butter Up That Bacon, 22.5 pts
24. Nothing can Possib-lie go wrong..., 17 pts
25. Hi Dan. Stay off of the west side!, 16.5 pts
26. I gave my love a chicken, 16 pts
27. Trab Pu Kcip, 14.5 pts
28. Give me some trivia before I pound your withered old face in!, 14 pts
29. Pukahontas, 12.5 pts
30. Two - Sounds like enough, 4 pts

July 7, 2016 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Grampa; Movies and Film  
Episodes: Bart the Lover; The Homer They Fall; Bart on the Road  
Winner: To find Rusty, I have to think like Rusty. I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I go to the same stupid trivia every month and… Berry Park!

1. To find Rusty, I have to think like Rusty. I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I go to the same stupid trivia every month and… Berry Park!, 43 pts
2. Participants voice electronically altered to sound like Steve Allen, 42.5 pts
3. Better than dirt… well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. We can't compete with that., 42 pts
4. And as for you, I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk, 40 pts
5. After four times of trying to explain to Dan Ozzi, I explained it to Rusty, and we were on our way, 39.5 pts
6. Dear Lisa, as we write this, we are very sad, our Dan Mulhall has been overthrown and replaced by THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL RUSTY. ALL HAIL RUSTY AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME. Sincerely, Little Girl, 39 pts
6. As of this moment, Dan Mulhall no longer exists. Say hello to Rusty Sanchez, 39 pts
7. Hired Goons, 37.5 pts
8. Lepers in the Back field, 37 pts
9. Our team is hatless, repeat, hatless, 35 pts
10. Hitler, North Dakota, 34 pts
11. Wait, I've seen Mrs. Doubtfire. That's not Rusty, that's Dan in a hat, 33 pts
11. We only celebrate Bastille Day, 33 pts
11. I'm going to get the Dan back. The good Dan or the bad Dan? The bad Dan, 33 pts
14. These boys sound very nice but they're clearly nerds, 31 pts
14. Microwave Johnnycakes, 31 pts
16. Our team name is Agnes. It means lamb, lamb of God!, 29 pts
16. Visit me in rich Dan's heaven, 29 pts
18. This Dan-stand wasn't double-bolted!, 23.5 pts
19. The Queens of Summertime, 23 pts
20. Thrillho, 18.5 pts
21. Negligent Monsters, 17 pts
22. A name that's witty at first but less funny each time you hear it, 15.5 pts
23. I was saying Boo-urns, 14 pts
24. (a giant dick), 13 pts
25. Williamsburg's Finest, 2.5 pts

26. Uncles with benefits, 2 pts

June 2, 2016 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Itchy and Scratchy; Arts and Crafts Episodes: Two Dozen and One Greyhounds, Ragin' Abe Simpson and his Grumblin' Grandson in the Curse of the Flyin' Hellfish; Saturdays of Thunder  
Winner: A Rusty Burger. That doesn't sound too appetizing... What kind of Dan do you have today?

1. A Rusty Burger. That doesn't sound too appetizing... What kind of Dan do you have today?, 47.5 pts
2. I'm a Ragaholic, I just can't live without Rageohol, 45.5 pts
2. And in Berry Park trivia, the highly anticipated match between Dan Mulhall and Rusty Harding ended in disqualification for use of dog doo on a stick, 45.5 pts
4. Which funny trivia was replaced by Rusty Harding? If you said Dan Ozzi, you are wrong. He was never funny, 42 pts
5. I don't get you Rusty, sometimes you seem kind of righteous, but then we see you fraternizing with lameoid Dans... which makes you a lamewad!, 39.5 pts
5. As for you, I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!, 39.5 pts
7. The Queens of Summertime, 37 pts
7. The Puppy Formerly Known as Dan, 37 pts
9. Disemboweler IV: The Team where Condemned Criminals Dig at Each Other With Rusty Hooks, 35.5 pts
9. Garfunkel, Messina, Oates, and Rusty, 35.5 pts
11. Batman and Magellan, 35 pts
11. Wait, does this mean Rusty's a virgin too?, 35 pts
13. "I do not miss Dan at all." "I am glad he is gone." "As am I." "Boh!", 34.5 pts
13. Get me Dan Ozzi. (He's unavailable) Then get me his non union Mexican equivalent!, 34.5 pts
15. Yarr, that's Rusty Harding. He dances for nickels!, 32.5 pts
16. You're a dull boy, Billy, 31.5 pts
16. Dan Mulhall has no decency. He called me Rusty Hardon!, 31.5 pts
18. Well crying isn't gonna bring him back. Unless your tears smell like Dan food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of Dan food until your tears smell enough like Dan food to make your Dan come back. Or you can go out there and find your Dan., 30 pts
19. Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag, 29.5 pts
20. That's how I was raised and I turned out TV, 28 pts
21. The Damn Hell Ass Kings, 26 pts
22. 123 Fake Street, 25.5 pts
22. That's why you're Dan and I'm the law-talkin' guy!, 25.5 pts
24. The Team that only comes out at night, or in this case, the day, 24.5 pts
25. No deal McCutcheon!, 23 pts
26. I need trivia to live, 22.5 pts
27. The team that ordered the London Symphony Orchestra...possibly while high?, 22 pts
28. The Inanimate Carbon Rods, 21.5 pts
29. Phineas Q. Butterfat , 19.5 pts
30. Trenchant Insight, 19 pts
31. T is for her Tooth Filled Mouth! T is for her Tooth Filled Mouth!, 18.5 pts
32. Dental Plan (Lisa Needs Braces), 18 pts
33. Team Discovery Channel, 16 pts
34. I Kill You Scum, 12.5 pts
34. They have the Internet on Computers now?, 12.5 pts
36. Here Puff! Here Puff!, 7.5 pts
37. Assal horizontology, 5 pts
38. The Medium of Gummy, 4.5 pts

May 5, 2016 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Ms. Krabappel, Drugs 
Episodes: Duffless, Dancin' Homer, Lemon of Troy 
Winner: Spooky Roller Disco

1. Spooky Roller Disco, 49 pts 2. The Dan's foolish capering destroyed more young minds than syphilis and pinball combined, 47.5 pts 3. Y Super Gracias A Goya!, 46.5 pts 3. All Pathetic Single Men, Only Cash, No Chit Chat, 46.5 pts 5. Street Corner Won the NCAA Basketball Championship, 45.5 pts 6. Dan or Crab Juice? Blech, give me the crab juice..., 43.5 pts 7. Three Naked Eight Year Old Who Are Married, 42.5 pts 7. Worst Episode Ever is a part of us all. A part of us all. A PART OF US ALL, 42.5 pts 7. Wow! A Bob Mackie!, 42.5 pts 10. The Damn Hell Ass Kings!, 42 pts 11. Hello, Mr. Dan? This is your mother. I'm just calling to say I don't love you and you are a bad host Danielllll, 40.5 pts 12. The Vassar Bashers, 39.5 pts 13. Vice President Cletus (From season 16, sorry), 37 pts 13. Ohhh the taxes. The finger thing means the taxes!, 37 pts 15. Good Average People With No Particular Hopes or Dreams, 33 pts 16. The B-Dulls, 32 pts 17. Kippers for Breakfast, Aunt Hellllllga?, 31 pts 17. Meow meow meow meow...., 31 pts 19. You Dont' Win Friends With Trivia, 27.5 pts 19. So Reticulated, 27.5 pts 21. Bob's Fraud Log III, 26 pts 22. Woozle Wuzzle?, 25.5 pts 23. There's very little meat in these gym mats!, 22 pts 24. The Suckiest Sucks that Ever Sucked, 20 pts 25. This Chair Be High, Says I, 19 pts 26. The Crandalls, 18.5 pts 27. Beneven Stanchiano, 18 pts 28. The Trivia Team That Couldn't slow down, 14.5 pts 29. Always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!, 4.5 pts

Monday, August 15, 2016

August 15, 2016 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Jasper, Food
Episodes: Homer Loves Flanders, Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily, Mayored to the Mob
Winners: I Got a Better Name, It’s Called Whipping Cupcakes

1. I Got a Better Name, It’s Called Whipping Cupcakes, 46.5 pts
2. A Gay Time In My Life, Well, One Day Neil Arsenty & I Went On A Picnic. Boy, We Had Our Fair Share Of Wieners That Day, That Was a Gay Old Time, 45.5 pts
2. We Love Every Neil We See, From Arsent-A To Arsen-Ty, 45.5 pts
4. Good News Everybody: In Two Months, Neil's Moving Into His Own Apartment With Two Sexy Ladies!, 43 pts
5. Kill Wealthy Dowager, 41 pts
6. The Team That Does Find Something Funny About The Word "Tromboner", 40 pts
7. We Have Had It With This Event, Neil! The Low Trivia Scores, Team After Team of Ugly, Ugly Players!, 39.5 puts
8. Neil, Are You Really The Head Of Simpsons Trivia… (Yes) Really? (Yes) YOU?! (Yes), 39 pts
9. So I Said To Neil, "Look Buddy, Your Car Was Upside Down When We Got Here. And As For Your Co-Host, She Shouldn't Have Mouthed Off Like That!", 38 pts
10. My Dingaling! My Dingaling! I Want You To Play With My Dingaling!, 37 pts
11. I Just Can't Believe Neil Would Stoop To That… And Right In the Middle of Montana And Dakota's Wedding, 36.5 pts
12. No Mercy on Diversey, 36 pts
13. Now, To Present The Award For Outstanding Writing In A Cartoon Series, Krusty The Klown & Brooke Shields…, 35.5 pts
14. Follow This Team To The Springfield Aquarium, 35 pts
15. The Moochin' War Widows, 34 pts
15. "Where Are We Going Mom? Are We Going To Pizzeria Serio?" "Let's Just Say We Are Going To The Best Pizzeria In The Whole Universe." "So We're NOT Going To Pizzeria Serio.", 34 pts
15. The Four Elephants of the Apocalypse, 34 pts
18. This Is Simpsons Trivia, Not The Bleedin'… Splish Splash Show!, 33.5 pts
19. Winners Of The Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence, 32 pts
20. Loneliness & Cheeseburgers, 30 pts
20. The Perfectly Cromulent Team, 30 pts
20. The Paddling Of The Swollen Ass… With Paddles, 30 pts
23. Sure It's Not 1985 Now, But Who Knows What Next Month's Trivia Will Bring?, 28.5 pts
23. Queen Of The Harpies… Here's Your Crown, 28.5 pts
25. Everyone Is Stupid Except Us, 28 pts
26. Wacky Shaaaaack!, 27 pts 
27. A Team Whose Complete Lack of Business Sense & Managerial IMPOTENCE Sent The Number One Trivia Team In Town To a Tie For Sixth With Table Time and Allied Biscuit, 26.5 pts
28. You Know The Team's Name Is Bart. I Don't Know The Name of The Man… Bar! What's The Name Of The Man?, 21.5 pts
28. Those Guitars that are Like… Double Guitars, Ya Know?, 21.5 pts
30. So You're From Russia, Huh? You Drunk Yet? Poland, Eh? Too Easy. How Ya Doin' Germany? Here's My Impression of a Neil Arsenty "KISS ME OR I KILL YOU!”, 21 pts
31. Team S-E-X C-A-U-L-D-R-O-N, 16 pts 
32. Thrillho, 15.5 pts
33. Sex Cauldron?! I Thought They Closed That Place Down, 13 pts
34. Man Vs Nature: The Road To Victory!, 12 pts
34. "Do You Love Us Neil?" "Sure Baby, Like I Love Fresca! Isn't That Enough?”, 12 pts

36. The Rover Hendrix Experience, 10.5 pts

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

August 9th, 2016 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Mystery Round!(Albert Brooks), Homer Sez
Episodes : Lisa's Rival, The Front, Duffless

There were no points kept this month; Diorama-rama took the 3rd round's place. All the dioramas and the winners can be seen in the albums section of the Facebook group. The winning dioramas are on display at the Silver Snail until the next trivia night.
Team names are in no particular order.

1. Dignity
2. 152 Americans Cannot Be Wrong
3. B-Flats
4. Herschel Quiz-stovski
5. Look Who's Still Oinking!
6. Simon Jasper
7. Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon
8. The Fruit Punch Advisory Board
9. A Couple of Rory Calhouns
10. The Team That Lost Their Chance with Edna Krabappel (You Only Get One Chance with Edna Krabappel)
11. We Want Chilly-Willy
12. Especially Lisa...But Especially Bart
13. Chairman Moe's Magic Wok
14. This Month's Cycle Slut
15. Globex Corporation
17. We Don't Eat Pork, Not Even With A Fork!
18. The International Union of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs and Nuclear Technicians
19. Upstairs Medical College Class of 2016
20. Nothing Gets Chocolate Out
21. Sex Cauldron
22. Dr. Nick Triviera's
24. The Whitey Whackers
25. Hey, Our Team May Be Ugly and Hate-Filled But...Wait, What Was The Third Thing You Said?
26. Gay for Moleman
27. Red Tick Ale "Needs More Dog" 
28. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician and A Statistician
29. Iron Helps Us Play!
30. The Nelsons Feat. Man, They're Just Not Trying Anymore
31. Girls of the Internet
32. Dead White Male Bashing PC Thugs
33. A Sex Farm for Sex Hookers
34. The Globex Corporation
36. The Team Who Sleeps Nude In An Oxygen Tent Which They Believe Gives Them Sexual Powers
37. Pin Pals
38. There Sure Are A Lot Of Ugly People At This Trivia Night. Ooh Look At That One!
39. The Queen of Summertime...King KING!!
40. This Team Seems a Little Rough Around the Edges, One Might Blame Their Truly Heroic Intake of Cocktails
41. seulC eht...taE t'noD...muggiW feihC
42. And How Much Are You Charging for This Free Trivia?....It's Free, Right?

Friday, August 5, 2016

August 2, 2016 - HAMILTON

Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: Marge Gets a Job, New Kid on the Block, Mr. Plow
Round Theme:  Lionel Hutz
Winner: Nachos Flanders Style (...So Very Tired)

1. Nachos Flanders Style                                        49
2. The Popes of Chilitown                                       47
3. Another Hot Beef Injection                                              46.5
4. The Southern Dandies                                         46
5. Captain Whathisname                                          45
5. Two Bad Neighbours                                            45
7. Our Team May Be Ugly And Hate Filled, but...
wait, What Was That Third Thing You Said?              44.5
8. The Major Players Down At The Sewing Store       41
9. Our Team No Function Beer Well Without              39.5
10. Sit Down Sir, You're Going To Give Yourself
Skin Failure                                                            38
11. The Boogeyman or Boogeymen In The House      37
11. Bonerland Medical Association                           37
13. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing A Towel    36
14. The Japanese Beavers                                      35.5
15. Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl                            35
16. Look Who's Oinking                                          29
16. Milpool____                                                      29
18. Santas Little Helpers                                         26.5
19. Professor Gascan                                             22.5
20. Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie                         19.5
21. We're Here, We're Queer, We Don't Want Any
More Bears                                                            17