August 20, 2016 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily, Bart Sells His Soul, Lisa the Vegetarian
Categories: Hans Moleman, Losers
Winner: Well sir, it’s been an uneventful week at Simpsons Trivia: where the Ezras are robust, the Adams are pink-cheeked, and the trivia teams are pink-cheeked and robust. At Dickens Pub where the smiles are free, don’t cha know… 

1. Well sir, it’s been an uneventful week at Simpsons Trivia: where the Ezras are robust, the Adams are pink-cheeked, and the trivia teams are pink-cheeked and robust. At Dickens Pub where the smiles are free, don’t cha know… , 46.5
2. They took out their cell phones, they were rude to the servers, they tipped poorly and did not return our pen. Still, there goes the best damn trivia team Dickens ever had., 45
3. We can’t play trivia like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick to hold up the parade of names is to tell ‘em stories that don’t go anywhere - like the time I caught the C-Train to Dickens. I wanted to drink a new brew, so I decided to go to Lord Nelson’s, which is what they called Dickens in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the C-Train cost a nickel, which in those days had bumblebees on ‘em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter”, you’d say.”, 42.5
4. B Sharps - Sextet, 36
5. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 31.5
6. Team Komumatsu Dirt Racing Dunk Masters, 31
7. They’re not just some guys Marge. They’re trivia hosts, and part of a noble tradition… the trivia part of it anyway… And though they may be rat like in appearance, they are truly gods among men., 29.5
8. The sums of the square root of any isosceles trivia is equal to the square root of the remaining side., 29
9. Just for once maybe someone will call me “sir” without adding “you’re making a scene”!, 27.5
10. Dickens Burger is the official meat-flavoured sandwich of the 2016 Olympic Games, 22
11. Iron helps us play!, 18
12. Mmm. Sacrilicious, 10